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[challenge entry] HD wasn't really working out anyway...


Q&D and now I'm gonna do a runner before anyone catches me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Arf!
I can't wait to see what these 3d teles are like!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# you can see round the back of them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I remember when televisions used to have a 3rd dimension
not like these flat screens you get nowadays...

they were made of wood and they had big buttons which were satisfying to press, also there was less swearing and the news seldom mentioned celebrities or programmes which were coming later on tonight...

also Terry Wogan was on it more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# yes indeed
the buttons on our old 70s telly went CLUNK - then eventually the telly went clunk and everything went yellow

I still get confused by the Incredible Hulk being green
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# :D
and if the tells was a little bit past it's best you had to put your shoulder in to make the button work... or better sill it had a dial for you to tune into the channel!

the remote control ran a wire to the telly!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# A dial on the wall
with channels only on A, B & C.
Till S4C came.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# S4C
Bane of my childhood... we didn't even live in fucking Wales!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# But but but
on S4C you get Pobol y Cwm! The best soap opera in the fucking world!

I am often to be found watching it on S4C Digidol.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# The last time I watched P-y-C (don'tcha know)
a man had fallen into a hole in the pavement.
He then stumbled, outraged, into the pub (good man)
whereupon the landlord phoned the council to report the matter.
They sent a man round with bollards within the hour. Gritty and true to life, that's how I like my soaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Pobol y Cwm is utter fucking win :D

Last time I saw it, there was a row in the car dealership!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# there were only 4 channels
and none of them were about shopping... cartoons were good, game shows were cheap, reality shows starred Estha Ranson... Cilla Black had a career ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# When TV men had to come round to tune your TV in to get Channel 5 FOR you.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Four? FOUR!?!?!!
Luxury. There were only three when I were a lad. And they were all shite and all.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Great crunching noises when you changed channels
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# the day's programming finsihed at 12
and they played the national anthem... 24 hour news would have been a joke (as it should be) -- comedy was funny and dangerous...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# and the remote control was a shoe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# hahahaha
ours had one button and sounded like a stapler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# the spring release on the top loaded VHS could put an action man into space
and the VHS itself looked like it would make a great place to put bread
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Toploaders were ace!
Toploader, on the other hand, were shite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# ^this
I was very disappointed to discover that the 'Sauron Effect' did not apply to T*ploader
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# ^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# :D
or a kid... (if you were a grown up) or a box which ran a wire to the telly if you were posh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Our first 'remote control' had a cable
attaching it to the telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# ooooh la dee da! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# They are pretty cool
We had a state of the art 3d suite whilst I was at uni a few years ago, some of the things people used it for after hours were quite entertaining...

Edit: and sorry Joe, but Sky beat you to it on 18th December :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Sky box makes me hungry cos it looks like big sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
3D glasses don't work for me, all i can see is blue!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# IVES!
*man-hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# DOOM!!
*secret belvoir handshakes*
how the devil art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Forsooth!
I art verily merry despite current employmen shiteness.

How dost the morning find thee dear fellow?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# poorly
=(
thats why i'm on here and not at w*rk
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# But yay for being on here though!
Just a shame you have to be poorly to do it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# hahahaha! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Ning all!


Click Here for slightly more sense making....

POLITILOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Guy in the link photo looks like he's getting a live prison buttsexing.
Also/Or
being throttled by his tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He looks like the kind of guy who couldnt wear a tie and a belt on the same day in case he turns into sausages.

/Frankie Boyle blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# *laughs like Sidney James*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Carry on Cabby contains one of the most memorable scenes in all of cinema for me
when they have that huge taxi chase
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Yes! I agree. An incredibly well edited and shot piece of film that was.
Pace is fantastic. Not to detract from Cabby's many other fine points.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Think they forgot to finish writing the headline?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# EH? :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Well it says 'Call for smaller jails for young'
But the article is about young women. Looks like they forgot to finish it...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Oh I see :D
I thought you were running along the lines of Call for smaller jails for young bitter makers, because their booze makes me poo lots ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Dr McLellan called for better facilities for young female offenders.
He was also having a nice poo when his picture was taken.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# pffft!
'NINGS ALL!!
i is poorly sick...
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Poor ives :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# *tries to hug, but falls*
alreet missus, how's you and the fam?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Aw :(
We're good ta. Madam is sitting unaided and rolling over (which makes nappy changes fun). She's not crawling yet though, thank god!

In other news, I've just signed up for t'London Bash :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# awww...
and YAY!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# How's yours?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# good thanks!
my nippers ability to write clearly has surpassed my own!
=)
i'm starting at westminster collee in september and i'm already getting nervous!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Woohoo!
What are you doing there?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# BSc in Clinical Physiology
yep.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Very nice :)
Although I now want a biscuit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# chocolate digestive?
*offers round*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Sadly not :(
Gave up chocolate (and booze) for lent
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# i gave up giving things up for lent for lent.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I tried that
But I just couldn't keep it up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# *giggles*
keep it up....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Ives was a character in Porridge
This sickness is all fake so he can get a day off work in the infirmary and steal some pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Heh heh heh, it was too!
Coinkydink? I think not!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# i don't know what you're talking about.
BTW here's those HRT pills you wanted...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Oh, yeah. No that was someone else.
The ususal is in the turnip patch for you
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That Ives was a right crafty bastard!

Lukewarm and Blanko were my favourite characters :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# :(
Does this mean time off from work to get some time on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# until i go back to bed, yep!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# NIng Ives!
Oh noes! What sort of sick? Melty bum insides sick?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# thats the one.
=(
nasty stuff
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Bleurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# uuuggghhhh, horrible stuff....
plenty of fluids, and rest up, etc etc!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# *opens a of strongbow*
i'm way ahead of you....
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Big B!!!!!!!
whats up?

Got manflu?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# no, bad guts...
hows you my friend?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Not too bad fella...
not around much this week what with me having to empty my wallet at the bookies every afternoon.

It's a chore, but someone's got to do it.

How's things with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# good ta!
works good so thats ok!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# iiiiiiiiivesy
have some Nurofen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# i haven't got any.
be a love, nip down the shop and grab me some...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Fwaps..
Ning ivesb!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# ningles wobbles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# That should be GAOL
then dyslexic children would think it was just a game of football until it was too late
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yeah, fucking idiot kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# That should be GAOL
then dyslexic all children, can't nun ov em can spel proper would think it was just a game of football until it was too late
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Alright
It's a fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hang on, THEY'VE ESCAPED! :D
'nings 'sushi
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Ning Stevie!
How goes it? I am a bit fucked off and stomped this morning, resulting in me slipping on the stairs and hurting my ankle badly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# ugghhh, that sucks... My ankle is a bit screwed too
sprained it before christmas, and it still hurts...

I'm going to make an effort to be positive today, after it started badly this morning:S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Yeah, today sucks all round.
It happens fairly often to me anyway as I have weak bones in my ankles, but this one was worse than usual and just confounded my fucking misery!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# 'ning.


must dash. Meeting.
Be excellent to each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Ning Pasa!
Some awesome drawing skills on the text boxes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# heheheh!
'nings Pasa
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Morning sir


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# workhouses is what we need!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Good morning

Grumblefish is watching you love horses
Just sign the petition, you freeaaaks!

just trying out animating in CS3
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# O_O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Feeeeesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Work that pony! Work that ningtram!

ω∞
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)
# I wish I could have come up with something better to do with your tram.
But it has proved to be useful none the less. I'll keep it in mind and surprise you someday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Hehe okay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck is going on there, then!?
'nings all you lovely b3tans, on what seems to be turning in to 'One Of Those Days'™
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# It's not even nine o'clock yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# so far, I've:
woken up late
knocked over my pot of venus fly traps
had to vacuum up the mess making me more late
got to the station to find everyone else oversplept, resulting in 3 train's worth of passengers trying to get on one train
and the ankle I sprained just before christmas is playing up. Again.

damn, I soud so moaney today. I shall stop that right now!

'nings Cap'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# *hug* poor boy!
I'd have left the hoovering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# the soil (being for 'traps) is very wet, I didn't want to get back in to have to scrub the carpet too... :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Ahhh, alright then.
You poor lad, I hope it gets better for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# *offers coffee*

Here, I just made this.

Also: yay venus fly traps. Hadn't seen those in yonks, until I came upon some wild ones in Costa Rica.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# ooooh, thankies!
vfts are brill. I just hope mine survive their trip out of the pot
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# yesterday
was cock tuesday, starwars tuesday and nOOb tuesday all in one. whatever will today bring?
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Some happiness?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Wednesday is an anagram of dandy ewes
I wish to see these shopped. That should be the theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Oooh splendidful!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I'd do it, but here at work I have no photoshop *sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Top tip
pixlr.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I don't have the latest version of flash...
I'd install it, but I don't have the bloody supervisor login.

SAD FAE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Oh, yes. You mentioned that before. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# That's ok!
I am drinking tea, as there is no coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Can I swap please?
I have run out of milk and so had to go to all the hassle of making real coffee and I don't want real coffee :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Milk?

MILK?

I like my milk in a big glass. But NOT near my coffee or tea. Silly people.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Black tea?
You stupid foreign cunt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I'm expecting some rather excellent work from fellow boarders, no trolls, and any n00bs on today will do us all proud.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# The wife is currently humping my leg about CS4, I think he might leave me for it.
Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# nings teh wow!

I was at a 'professional imaging' conference yesterday, but I didn't go to the 'what's new in CS4' workshop. I only just installed CS3 and it cost me more than 1500 euros.
I did get Lightroom 2 though, which is AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I'm quite happy with my CS3, it does everything I need it to :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I haven't really delved into it yet
but so far, I found nothing that CS2 couldn't do.

I'll look up a list of changes when I have the time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Hang on
I might be thinking of CS2. The one I have, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# It is highly likable
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# this man appears to be
feeling a little horse
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# :D that's one that's never got old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# badum tish
morning capn' *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
#


Click for bigger (92 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)
# 'CAUSE IT IS CLOSE.. TO.. US!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)
# Good Moon-Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:43, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:43, archived)
# the westboro baptist church is coming to my town
what should i do?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)
# go to their town
and steal their porridge while they're out
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Oh, my mistake, that's what you do for Quakers.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Jesus!
What is this? Some kind of guerilla marketing for breakfast time?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:02, archived)
# hang a picture of an ethic minority homosexual
defiling the baby jesus over a camoflaged pit of aids infected syringes

or just ignore them
(MrFriend is not your friend, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:02, archived)
# that's what i'm intending
just hoping that the rest of the kids get that message - so many people want to protest who have no idea that that's exactly what they want

the school will be running a fundraiser for their gay/straight alliance every minute they picket, which will be funny to see how much they raise
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)
# fundraiser for what though?
an awareness/knowledge raiser is better surely?

The pickets don't change people's minds, they may annoy, anger and intimidate. Really it's just an example of what reality is. You can get by pretending everything's fine most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)
# the westboro baptist church are just offline trolls.
leave them alone and they'll just get bored and give up.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:16, archived)
# glad to see this line of thinking is spreading
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:16, archived)
# I've been saying it for a long time
as much as I don't like them I kind of respect them for getting off their computers and going outside to troll the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# fundraiser for "promotion of diversity related causes"
no believe me, i get it, i'm probably not even going. i just hope everyone else knows enough not to attack them or even argue with them. organized lampooning, on the other hand, seems to work
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:16, archived)
# heh
I think this concept should be employed beyond just hate groups.

actually I can't think of a situation where a crowd chant couldn't be made better by this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)
# lampooning is a noble art indeed :)
I've seen Louis Theroux do his version with them I think
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:23, archived)
# It's a strange scenario in America
The amount of money 'raised' for an election choice between just 2 candidates/parties realistically is unfathomable. And most of it is spent on advertising and promotion.

It's fully ingrained that changing people's feelings and views with advertising is the best/easiest/only way to go.

It seems the default response.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Make your own signs.

edit:localed
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:14, archived)
# I know his cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Tap and Unwrap...

"It's Terrys"

"Sodding Is NOT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:38, archived)
# See the face you love, light up!
With nuclear fission
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Actually that's nuclear fusion.

/physics-pedant
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# /Puri-fi-oh-wow-id air/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)
# ..and the girl in your arms?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Mabel Figworthy...
But I will deny that to the police, no doubt.

edit: I shall say to the end of time that is from the best song(set of songs) ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)
# SING THIS HAPPY SONG WITH ME:
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)
# Qwvuiack-pop-oooh!
I do so love the syncopated patter in that part.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)
# I ALREADY DID
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)
# TELL THEM AS THEY STRAP YOU DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)
# I just realised that last night I downloaded the unaired pilot to young macgyver.
Follow the twentysomething hero (the Nephew of original MacGyver) as he leaves school and winds up joining the Phoenix Foundation -- the good-guy organization his uncle belonged to -- on a lark. Once there, he discovers that he's incredibly adept at stepping into Uncle MacGyver's shoes.

Starring Jared Padalecki (Gilmore Girls, Supernatural)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)
# DON'T DRINK AND DOWNLOAD, KIDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Return that bandwidth for a refund, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)
# ok so far I've managed 11 minutes out of 46
I'm not sure if I can even enjoy this on an ironic level

www.macgyveronline.com/pages/youngmacgyver.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:05, archived)
# just pretend like the irony is in fact that you want it to be post-ironic but it only ends up being dumb therefore making your own life post-post-ironic whihc creates a cataclism paradox of irony and hipster bullshitq
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:46, archived)
# yeah that's what i was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:44, archived)
# Tell me about it!
www.b3ta.com/links/MIT_Technology_Turns_Humans_into_Carebears
See my bit at the bottom of that thread
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:54, archived)
# this is the first step towards the rest of your life
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:09, archived)
# I weep for the future
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)
# He's sooooo cute!
Arf and arrr-wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# He reminds me a bit of vampired up Sonny
(the little brat in The Lost Boys)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# I can see that now that you mention it.
However I wish I hadn't seen that movie, haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# so I was giving tutorials this afternoon
and when we were done one of the students gave me some sweets which I thought was nice (they're Chinese)
so I'm looking at this milk candy now and I'm about to eat it and I'm thinking I wonder if this shit has melamine in it?

I WONDER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# do you think maybe that's why they gave them to you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I WONDER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)
# It's possible, but unlikely.
It is worth more (raw and as an additive)
than candies generally are. As to it being
even made with milk... that's another story.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)
# oh we had a contamination scare here last year
www.stuff.co.nz/national/644196

but it wasn't white rabbit, it was very delicious nougat and I ate it and it was delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:19, archived)
# I didn't realise that rush were so involved in new zealand health issues
that's pretty decent of them. they don't even make a big song & dance about it like bono does.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)
# bono refused to get involved in this one
the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)
# i think he was trying to spare them
they've been through so much already what with all the sheep and everything
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:47, archived)
# That is a bit higher than I would have expected.
Yikes, under terror level, but fffffuuuuu-- as they say.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)
# Hello underverse B3tans btw, it's been a while
Nice to see y'all keeping it running
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)
# No wonder i can't sleep! :|
(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:47, archived)
# OwwwwwoOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IN FUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:44, archived)
# what IS this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)
# There is some class Fwapping at about 2:35...

And yes, your toys are retarded!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:37, archived)
# *barks madly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)
# I'm suprised that Catshittt isn't here! :P
(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:08, archived)
# fuk tha moon
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:34, archived)
# COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
 
'SUP DOC?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:40, archived)
# i am underground now
underground because im dead
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:42, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)
# was i never not dead???
answer me motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9258862
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:47, archived)
# emo
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# more like leoNARDSo deCRAPio
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# leoodeio?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:56, archived)
# yeah me neither i just used autocomplete to answer that
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:01, archived)
# DEAD LIKE MY SOUL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:44, archived)
# Man of a hundred and forty four deaths.
Woman of a dozen dozens more.
Or something like that, hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:46, archived)
# my life is only sorrow and misery
I'm left for Dead
thrown away why do i waste
my time here today
there is no gray and whats hope
i had hope every day for this pain
to fade away
why live on to see another day
the greatest pain and i have no idea
what its from
i ruined everyone around im no good for
anyone
im sorry i wasted your time that was
oh so dear
but im sorry for the love i have gave
its all from my heart every time i say it
i mean just that
but now its my time that
last time you said it back
i wish i would burn out
and the lights would go dim
i dont care that the bible call's it a sin
ill go to hell and suffer my pain
nothing is worse then
the next day
im so sad i wish it would go away
nothing i know stops it so
i want to go
go away
im sorry for anyhting that made you hate me
but dream big and reach your dreams
your strong and can carry on better then me
i hope you take this world right and not like me
i love everyone and everything but yet
myself is the thing i hate
the eternal dream
sleep and sleep
horrible dreams

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:49, archived)
# I have not your skills, Doc. So I needs must use mine.
O thou, the first in merit and command!
And you the peers and princes of the land!
May every joy be yours! Nor this the least,
When due libation shall have crown'd the feast,
Safe to my home to send your happy guest.
Complete are now the bounties you have given,
Be all those bounties, but confirm'd by Heaven!
So may I find, when all my wanderings cease,
My consort blameless, and my friends in peace.
On you be every bliss; and every day,
In home-felt joys, delighted roll away;
Yourselves, your wives, your long-descending race,
May every god enrich with every grace!
Sure fix'd on virtue may your nation stand,
And public evil never touch the land!

edit: *googles*
Ahh, I see. I wilt say the same again.
Your finger on the pulse of now, and me of then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:55, archived)
# its funny because this one is from an famous blind poet and mine was copy and pasted from some kid's myspace blog
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Just was editing in above.
And just so. As alike as two different things we are, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:03, archived)
# i am laughing out loud
but not really

im just sort of snickering to myself
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Snidely, I would hope.
As that is the best kind. Except perhaps the snicker
one uses when you have painted 'Gay' on a wall or
stolen the last piece of cake from a younger sibling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:10, archived)
# That's nice that is,
I like it.

But not as much as zeppelins....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)
# When in rome..
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usQuickPost Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!
(ALFIN Hasn't urinated since, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)
# ok i see it now!
(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# ok...
you got me, im too tired to figure out my problems with uploading photos. the machine just wouldn't cease to stop putting up hyperlinks :'(
(ALFIN Hasn't urinated since, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)
# The width of the pentagon almost exactly matches the length of the world's longest ship.
COINCIDENCE? Yes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)
# you know, pentagon sounds a LOT like pentagram

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)
# And pentagram sounds a BIT like diaphragm
oooh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:17, archived)
# And diaphragm sounds slightly like diagnostics.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:34, archived)
# and agnostics are one step away from atheists
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)
# GET A CLUE PEOPLE!

Click for bigger (186Kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Miss Scarlet with mercury in the Panopticon!
Do I win?

edit: Getting down at 3000bpm, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 4:24, archived)
# EQUOS AMO OPTIME E ANIMALIBUS OMNIBUS
 
your Latin's rubbish but I like the 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)
# D:
You know latin??
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)
# it's pretty fucking rusty, I had to get a dictionary to check.
: )

WOULD SIR LIKE A CLASSICAL EDUCATION TO GO WITH HIS RAGING DRUG HABITS?
never did Greek though, just Latin - so I can't read any other alphabets.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Oh yeah? Then why would I have picked Scarlet for the above riff?
How was half a Dolls BTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# a little like this
 


she's got guts, that was a two-hour set of just her on the piano.
God damn I miss Brian.
though hopefully they'll both be back next year.

some cracking covers, including this Momus song which now won't leave my head:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UYEZnhnVCg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)
# I'm looking forward to a few more years under her belt.
She's got the stuff IMO, and in time will make it her own.
But that's not to say the duo does not work out nicely too.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Amanda is good but OH, BRIAN
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4OwGh00wr8
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)
# Indeed. Just had to watch it twice before replying, LOL.
He's already there alright. But I may/still say we shall see her shine harder, and brightly, in time. A very talented pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:23, archived)
# she seems to be looping
but i'm sure it was fun anyway
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)
# heh.
yeah.

I WAS NOT MUCH IMPRESSED WITH THE REST OF HER AUCKLAND FAN BASE, THE CUNTS
NEVER MIND, I WAS NOT THERE FOR THEM
JUST AMANDA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:29, archived)
# i'm sure she noticed
and appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:30, archived)
# Cacas bono est!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)
# haha
brings back some school memories

Marcus Petronius, eiusdem legionis centurio, cum portam excidere conatus esset ....
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:30, archived)
# Romans go home?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:45, archived)
# needs more suspicious holes
*hears banging on front door*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Ell oh ell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Great, another must read adverts or you don't get to see the bigger.
Use the local hosting or b3tards if you wish to
present this without us having to be spammed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)
# image hosting fail
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)
# That's really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I'll take your pentagonal carbuncle...
... and raise you the back of Salzburg.

(Sheriff, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Smooth Jazz! ........it's flufah! :P
(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# GLEE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# :D
G'night internets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Yay and boo!
For fluffy hamsters with saxophones and smooth jazz respectively.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# FLUFFY JAZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ


I need more jazz images, I think I've only got two.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# I can just hear the muffled sound now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Louis Armstrong used to use stoats.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# They were still legal back then . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Hehehe! He wants the jazz, but it keeps kicking him up and out.
I too should get on it and make some more musical animals.
Someone should add "Musical Animals" to the Challenge queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# JAZZ DANCING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# It has fans and accompaniment !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Silky smooth
Sleepy tiems, nite b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Night everyone! :)
(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)
# zzzZZZzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Awwwww
Ultra cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Tilt Mofo....
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I can read the time from here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# noice.
That's a guddun.
I need bed, appointments tomorrow.

Have something from Russia ( I forgot where ).



Click for bigger (213 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# wow, thats a great one
night!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Hmm
Does this mean I can crush all the politicians under my thumb?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I got the hang of this tilt shitting malarkey ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Tubman!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# ahahah lololol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# This is the only one that I could come up with . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Pffft, parp and spray.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# This is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# I've seen this alot on flickr neet-O :)
(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I almost forgot
I was inside there today (yesterday now).

carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Cost cutting at the BBC
(Fishbone-didi, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:08, archived)
# someone had to, i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Randall and Hopkirk (Decreased)
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# You are silly.
I shall click
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# No,
you are silly, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I have never denied my silliness...
I revel in it
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# That's silly
in itself.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Haha, you silly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
*inserts Leningrad's comicbook cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# you silly
have a nice thing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_0IpkK67u8
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Very up lifting . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Little Big Man . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Haha
This is enhanced by me watching Flight of the Conchords earlier (the one with Bowie)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Is that a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Nah, episode 6 of series 1
Bret gets self-conscious of being short.

When did new ones come out?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Hmmm I watched that not long ago
I dunno its up to 5/6/7 in season 2 now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I'm watchin em all again at the mo, they're better than I remembered
An I remembered them bein ace :D

Might wait for series 2 on DVD tho, cba starting to download & watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# funnily enough
they've only just started showing series 2 here in new zealand - episode 1 was on monday night.

they still seem on form ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# WHAT
 
WHAT FUCKING CHANNEL WAS THAT ON
CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
# prime, dude
how was amanda palmer?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)
# That's funny
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Has rediscoverd the joys of B3ta at work, after 2 1/2 years of it being blocked!
Huzzah!
(Fishbone-didi, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# surely 2 and a half years
is time enough to draw a fucking picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# pigs
not when working for the police, they dont like imagination :o(
(Fishbone-didi, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# so we have to exempt you from
board etiquette because you are a civvy on the council payroll?

have some tilt shift nonsense as a dirty protest.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# oooh!
Pretty,
Nahh even better. I left the uk
(Fishbone-didi, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I'll shove this here

just because I hate the bitch
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Good on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# well done.
cerebral superiority if ever I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# not long now
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Ok then. Draw/edit something quick!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# blocked
Ok, so some stuff is blocked here :o(
(Fishbone-didi, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Quick! Insert a picture!
Gogogo!
Something like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Right you are !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Limehorse is not anaglyph :(
In other news, my love for Stuart Maconie's Freak Zone (BBC6 radio show) has just increased tenfold by him playing a psychadelic Andean version of Popcorn.

EDIT: OH SHIT I TOTALLY LIED, IT WAS AN AMERICAN BAND CALLED CHICHA LIBRE AND THE STYLE IS MORE 'PERUVIAN AMAZONIAN 1960S FUNK' ACCORDING TO MR MACONIE
Anyone clicking this link will be able to hear it too. You should, it's special.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# And you're saying that there is no charge for this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# That does sound like a beautiful thing, I must admit.
Hm, surf guitar and walking bass and some very small panpipes indeed. And a bass solo :)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# This will not end well.
Have a demon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)
# It didnt start well...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I am undecided on the middle.
The tap dancing was okay.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# The brawl in the balcony was intertaining . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
#  
The custard wrestling scene went on far too long though
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# drugs
ohh i may need some of them sat morning!
(Fishbone-didi, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Right, that's it.
I'm off to bed. I needed an excuse. Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# happy internet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# G'nite
But since when has an excuse been needed to go to bed? I need a good excuse to get up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Jenna Jameson?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# She's mingin
Just about as fake as they come
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# That was the only porn name I could think of, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Do some "research"
It's perfectly acceptable as long as you have a clipboard with you at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# I am currently annoyed
by the gradual and subtle campaign of misinformation against the wikipedia page for Battenberg cake.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Oh I want one of them now!
I think I may have to purchase one tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I see what you mean . . .
For emergency vehicle markings, see Battenburg markings.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# I had an argument on the talk page there about the spelling
Which starts "So, the Police Scientific Development Branch either can't spell, or are too obedient to correct spellings handed to them by superiors"
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Oh indeed . . . it gets pretty much in depth over there . . .
Sometimes it's physically impossible for Wikipedia to be neutral . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Someone has a VENDETTA
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# haha
not massively subtle mind.
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# They've been building up slowly over months while I watch
that's the subtle part. I'm going to have another look next week and delete them all.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# hahaha
"Relax, undo your pant belt, and exhale." [citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# "Relax, undo your pant belt, and exhale battenberg."
wasnt me
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# mR gORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!
OOPS, CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# RAGEN SMASH!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Follow the instructions carefully.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# WANKELHAMENGINE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Bring presents . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# reminds me of something I did a long tome ago
which is way to big and long for b3ta so have a grainy and smaller short.

img15.imageshack.us/img15/4158/alienhalfsizeopt.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Nice Ti Chi movements . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# This is what catnippppp actually looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Ooooooooooooy Veeeeeeeeeeey !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Emergency b3ta-haiku deployed:
Copter shark ladder
Henry where are you going?
We all love horses


*Bathes boarders in reassuring glow*
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Horses is no more :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Horses is and will always be!
It will live on as a purple link in the hypertext of our hearts
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Salyut!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Bring it back!
Sign the petition here!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# it moved to australia
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# what did oz do to deserve that?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Huzzahjack!
Anyone made any good very big pictures lately?
I'd like some new wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
#
i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/BrianBlessedJeru/b3taparty1700.jpg

*may not be recent or good
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Nowt recent, but how about:
positivity.deviantart.com/art/Poles-Blue-100161679
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# I choose this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# must use
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1225547516/seamhorsewallpaper.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# YEAH?
its been a while since i last posted too!
(FAQ, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Shoot Out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# You are unable to make a still image arnt you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# That and unwilling . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Maybe he just has parkinsons.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# There is no maybe . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# this lays the foundation for an awesome action movie
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Yeah . . . good idea . . . something like Kill Williams . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# i think i've got the perfect title
Cold Shiva - a renegade four-armed deity with nothing to lose

starring nicholas cage, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Danny dyer for sure
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Yeah . . . Gold Shiva . . . I like that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# It was all going so well until you mentioned the Cage bloke.
I now have mixed emoticons about the project.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# You've made me hungry...
I'm going to eat chocolate right now
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I should make more of these. I could do a whole M&M family
( but I've never had m&m's, I'd soon get the colours wrong and they would all end up magenta ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I'm with you on that one . . . So I have to find my inner piece . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)
# my... brains....
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Feels much butter now . . . huh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# i'm going to go lie down on the ceiling for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Make sure that you bring a bucket full of turpentine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# yes. I saw that and thought
it was your brains too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# it struck me as the sort of role he'd go for.
ideally, i'd cast either morgan freeman or sam neill as shiva.
maybe morgan freeman sitting on sam neill's shoulders, wearing a long coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# With a tiny umbrella under his chin . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Haha
I know what you're thinking. Does he have six hands, or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# haha.
you are off on one tonight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# El Topo'esk.
She'd get that bastard with the butterflynet for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# At's right . . . try and dodge one of those !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# This confuses me
Does she have 5 right arms?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# One for each finger on her other hand . . . yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# With all those guns
she looks fairy armful.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# The problem's gonna be ammo and reloading !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# I imagine she'll have a highly-trained flock of harrier hawks to do that for her
I know I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)
# The plot thickens . . . It's already better than Lara Croft !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Ooooooh yeah . . . she'd be fun on a date too Barge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Just my type and she'd be constantly going off!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Ba Da Bing . . . Ba Da Boom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# tendrils
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Woah! you have been busy :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# too much scribbling, not enough real work...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Ive been doing neither of those things
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# smashing
carry on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# walrus man do you think it is possible for zombies to be racist
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# i've never met a racist zombie.
at least, i don't think i have. it's hard to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Still working on that script, or whatever it is?
I think a zombie of a racist who was strongly motivated by racism might retain the same habitual enmities despite no longer having much of a mind to hold them in. As Walrus Man points out, you wouldn't really need one.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# hitler's zombie would probably still be a bit racist
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Would he crave the brains of jews
or find them distasteful?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)
# i don't know
what am i, a zombie racism consultant?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# see this is one issue I have
if they don't like a certain race, would they want to turn them into zombies or would that just compound their issues?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# The bottom line is that they're very stupid
so they'd probably want to attack their racial enemies, but not eat them, unaware of the potential to create new zombies that way. Ironic.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# yes I am
Do you think it's possible for a zombie to develop new prejudices, maybe due to mistreatment by a certain group of people?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# like if the zombies were oppressed do you think they would revolt
and if they did revolt do you think they would maintain their prejudice after they had achieved justice
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Yes
but the revolt would be driven by mob anger rather than conscious planning. And they might well hold onto grudges - though the idea of a zombie not resenting anybody is the tricky part.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# I guess it's feasible.
That implies you can train a zombie by hitting it or bribing it, but OK, why not.
The ability to learn smacks a little bit too much of healthy, wholesome, living creature, and not of uncannily animated dead flesh, that's the only problem.
Edit: they should be only trainable in gruesome, harrowing ways.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I'm thinking more like how a plant can be trained to grow a certain way (like bonsai trees or ivy on a lattice)
and yes, they will be 'trained' with electric shocks and mechanical manipulation of tendons
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Looks like another nasty case of tendrileyedis !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Paging Dr. Jekyll, polychromatic curtsey phone.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# do you take banned substances before you art?
.
(MrFriend is not your friend, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# i don't know what you mean, officer
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# (crap pun on "band")
carry on
(MrFriend is not your friend, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# someone'll
have an eye out in a minute. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# tendrowned
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Another masterpiece
I really like the hand. 'Kin Woo!
(vanburger, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Another nice pic
but am I the only one who sees happyfingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# hahaha
cannot unsee...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I saw that aswell Valin
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Me too . . . and I just put my eye drops in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Call an exorcist ASAP
Before I start vomiting on the walls :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# The alt text leaves little to the imagination
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Que?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# You usually do alt text :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Fixed :D
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# This is awesome
Very awesome

So anyway, there's this boy and he sees a dead bird and he's curious so he gets closer and it looks strange it's almost possibly glowing a bit? and he doesnt know why but he picks it up to get a closer look and he doesnt think about it being dead its just a thing and as he looks closer the colour starts to change just a bit but then more and the feathers move slightly and a little hole appears somewhere in the bird's belly and it gets wider and the boy keeps looking and looking and the hole gets wider and he looks and a tendril slowly snakes out of the hole moving feeling the air and getting longer and it senses and it knows he's there and it reaches out and it touches his eye and the boy cant move and doesnt want to and the tendril starts pushing and pushing and sucking and soon its stuck there on his eye and it starts slowly sucking out his mind

and the bird's eye opens
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Yeah I know
I hate it when that happens.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Same here
It really ruined my wedding day
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# i've been there...
ed: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/30358/1227570558/chicken.jpg ?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# It's like a recurring dream
recurring dream recurring dream recurring dream recurring dream recurring dream . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I once hada recurring dream about deja vu
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I had a deja vu about recurring dreams . . .
I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I'd like to think
That the chicken is looking vaguely concerned because it's just realised it left the oven on, and not because there is an army of tentacles growing out of its chest
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# And the oven is on the other side of the road . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# omg freak potnoodle incident!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I didnt like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Where do you get your hair cut?
I hate getting my hair cut as haircutters have great power to make you look like a twat, particularly if you have longish hair, which means that once I've found somewhere decent I don't want to go anywhere else but I can't really afford to keep going to the place I go to atm :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I go to Freestylers on division street in sheffield
Its good, but costs like £17

They do give you beer tho, and Ive never had a bad haircut from them
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Bah
Same here, you're no help ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Haha, is that where you go then?
Im yet to find another good hairdreser :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Aye
Freestylers is great, but apart from that Sheffield has bugger all hairdressers for blokes :(

Right, that's enough metrosexual conversation for one night. I'm off to punch a seal and have sex with a truck, and other manly activities.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)
# That's when you know that you've got the good stuff . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# And that, your honour, is the case for the defence.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Sometimes, just sometimes
I regret choosing not to go into law. It would have been awesome to present all your cases using parables about animal daemons
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Amazing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# In ya face
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# nice style :o~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# nice reflecto-frog
woo
edit: quick tip: take the reflection opacity down slightly for more realistic reflections.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# You slagging the fact that i didn't do the spit reflecto? ;)
Well i've just noticed and i'm not 'appy!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# ahah oh yeh
hadn't noticed actually.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Shite
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# VAMPIRE TONGUE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Ghost Spit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Frog!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# That fish is brushing his teeth
With a wiggy blue toothbrush
But the frog just stares
Watches
Frowns

He's not impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Pardon me . . . would you please . . . LEAVE MY COUSIN ALONE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# That frog doesn't look impressed
I think fishy's gonna get it
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# VOTE
On how you would like him to get it?!
(vanburger, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# via oven
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# 8
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# 1-7 only
(vanburger, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# 2.008
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Death By Wensleydale
An honourable demise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Excellent.
Not seen any proper Frogbeat in aaages.

( this is a new one right? it's looking more familiar the longer I look ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# As i was saying!
Using my dad's pc tonight... long story!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# heh
this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# :D
I like the irony of your username and the frog image :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# If you fold them the right way before putting them in to the tumble dryer
You don't need to! A!
(vanburger, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# haha he aint happy
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:35, archived)
# This guy pwns ones and zeros for breakfast. He has more data than you.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Golly gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I wouldnt say that Whipsnade was racist
Maybe East Midlands safari park
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# oh no!
safari parks are racists!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# silly businessman
zebras are not a race

you can insult them all you like
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Won't someone think of the poor Gollies?

There is only so many bags of stale nuts a man can take.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Sing along with me . . . Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout Willis . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Maguire!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Leave Ant Jones alone
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha!
someones going to pay!

(toupee, geddit?)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# FFS WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING!!!! >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# hahaha!
just fruit pun-ch.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGERS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# keep your hair on!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Ive got too much right now
I could do with a hair cut, but I have no money :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I always wait until my hair
looks ridiculous before I can be bothered to get mine cut...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Mine does look ridiculous
I look like I could be one of KKs friends! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I don't really know you
but your internet persona has always seemed to me like it has a military-grade buzz cut... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# This actually ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# surely you don't imagine me looking
exactly like this?


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# yep,
that's almost exactly it...

so is that your hair at a ridiculous length, or have you let it get even more out of control since that was taken?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# That's me with too much hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I did that, it got to shoulder length before I just got far too pissed off by it all
Short hair is bliss
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# You use a shit less shampoo aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# And look 100% less like a hippy. Not that there's anything wrong with being a hippy. But being called 'Jesus' by everyone gets old.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I never get that
I think its the lack of stigmata and crown of thorns
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# BUT THEY'RE PART OF MY STYLE
That and the whole water-to-wine party trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# long hair is what makes a man bootiful and less egg-like
.
(MrFriend is not your friend, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# do what i do
wear a hat, then you can try cutting it yourself, if it goes wrong, pop on the hat
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Ive been wearing a hat for the past couple of weeks
Not its getting slightly warmer its not so good :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Yes...
hats are where it's at, I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You really are wigging out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# comb off it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Be careful with that comb.
Any stray germs and you could catch hairpiece.

(Herpes)
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# that's the MANE reason i don't use a comb
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# arg!
the bald cheek of it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9107582
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Tin Five: "Stay on target!"
Cat: "It's no good, I can't maneuver!"
Tin Five: "Stay on target!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Good timing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Saw him at a con, many years ago
I have a Star Wars badge signed by him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# i saw his face and genuinely felt sorry for his angry frustration
not that i'm above such things... rather, beyond (scoff)
(MrFriend is not your friend, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# i'll be back... mr chips
(MrFriend is not your friend, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# For Discoments (:
www.b3ta.com/board/9258003


Click for readable (313kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# brilliant
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
tremendous stuff...
I'd click it, but then it might make the front page... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I clicked anyway.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# aw how sweet
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Fuck yeah!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Why does this always remind me of the rollercoaster ride mini-game from Final Fantasy VII?
"AARRRRGH CAN'T GET THE FUCKING UFOS. AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# that fucking ufo
i could never fucking get it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That is both epic and brilliant, both woo and indeed yay
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Go team!
Nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I love that hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# fucking YEAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ba weep gra na weep nini barn
hahahaha fooools
(nincumpoop utbnb, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Are you drunk?
Or just a retarded troll?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# In with another anaglyph TJ:
Do anaglyphs work well animated?
Really curious how this looks. Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# eu ce cgeui sbjs s sh ownjc
Sorry but could see the keyboard to type then!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Hmm, temporary blindness...
*notes down on clipboard*

I really need to get/make some 3d specs, really wanna experiment more with anaglyphs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# it's certainly an interesting effect...
makes my head feel like it's on wonky
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# You dared to be stupid
but you went too far, and dared to fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# put your head in the microwave and get yourself a taaan
mashed potatoes can be your friends
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# pppearost
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# i believe the correct spelling is in my sig.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Teh universal greeting!!
*re-lurks*
(soldinio is counting the hours until, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# thats some serious lurkage
also: almost at 1000 posts, any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# tattoo
'one thousand posts!' on your forehead!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Naked dance around closest field!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# and to think
I said something nice down there. Stick that tinfoil hat up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Hey.....
Where did your FP go a?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I was naughty and changed it to something rude
so it got deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# this is you this is
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Ah hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# hahahahaha!
fail win!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# heehee
also

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# LOOK AT ME!
I've invented a new sport. If I try to make people angry on the internet I can get them to talk at me like I had a social life!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# You talking to me?
Please say you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I wasn't then in that specific dialogue.
but in the big scheme of things, I'm not not talking to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
#
l l
vv


(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# that's fucking
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Cheers man
it was a late one by the time i was happy enough to post that first time round.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# have a click from me!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# :)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I love this hard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# fuck-yeah
epic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Oopsie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# thank you
i've finally found something that gives me a hard on.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# *spits cider over laptop*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
MNNNNGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# :( argh no ghostinfestation

argh HTMLFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# but he looks so happy
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# You say that now.
Wait till the litttle fucker bites one of your fingers off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# hahahaha...
a cup of tea always raises the spirits...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# NO NO NO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# It's actually the second time
I've made that awful gag on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# >:(
It was awful

I am not impressed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# *awaits
hat trick*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# No, you will not get to keep the match ball
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# hehehe
well it gave me a chuckle
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# that gag is a bit of an own ghoul
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# a but of a who now?
I ex-spectred you'd say that...

sneaky ninjas! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Those tea ghosts are right little cunts!
BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Ovaltine ghosts are much friendlier
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# i imagin coffee ghosts are non too pleasant
(ignorant orange, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# god help you if you come across a coffee ghost
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# can't resist*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPJPxneLSYA
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Ha ha I saw your HTML nonsense!
Can I have a haunted teacup? That looks like a very happy friendly ghost. Every home should have one.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# CUNT IT IN THE FUCK
Tea is win

Also: have you noticed that flyswatters look alot like spatulas
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# You might be interested in my sig then.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Thats quite a fancy blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Why thank you!
I do try. (I'm the Dan half - there's a link in my profile).
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# teatunes?
i'm currently making a 'music to drink tea too' generator
(ignorant orange, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Surely the tea will go straight through him
and you can drink the tea without interruption. The ghost will have a nice hot bath, everyone's happy!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Teaghost!
Scary thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
I like this WATL!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TOATS!?


(sorry for peaing all over your threads btw :D)


(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# my first pic???????
(nincumpoop utbnb, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Seams fine to me :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Needs more rain
BuBut otherwise you're spot on.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# utbnb
up the bum no babies
(nincumpoop utbnb, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# an admirable sentiment
and welcome. Leave, you'll never shop a kitten or pull up a tin foil hat, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# That's slightly odd
Not sure if the lady makes it NSFW though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Not sure what to think. So have a Matt Damon
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHa what the hell?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Click for large!

(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Watch out, American bomber plane!
Giant lady in undergarments is gonna get you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# she's already
caught that little one...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# so what you're saying is
she may frig herself with it?

Is that what you're saying?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# um....
I was thinking she might open the bomb-bay doors...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# and?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# prepare the warhead
and, um...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# She can touch this one!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !

have an avro wankfaster
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Mind if I stick this here?
Another anaglyph, except this time I dossed around with it randomly to see what unusual effects I might produce. Only I don't have any 3D specs to view my handiwork.
I suspect it'll just look crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# You've got the skills down.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# works rather well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

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