Emo`s refuse to talk to me when i show this image to them...
Jeez its better than Holy Water....
if you dont know already go here... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_Philips
Emo's what?Also my eyes are broken now.
(
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:38,
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SpookyI see a distinct likeness between these images, do you have 6 fingers?
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Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:41,
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Why the bloody fuck is that wikipedia link purple?It might have something to do with my hair naturally growing to be alot like his just before christmas.
Firefox, you have a better memory than me
(Firefox, you have a better memory than me
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:41,
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because somebody else made an Emo Philips joke the other day(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:50,
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THANKYOU!!!!!now i have it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UHF_(movie)
(My favorite film)
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UHF_(movie)
(My favorite film)
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:41,
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yesI allways had in my head uhf42 but now i know i was both wrong about the value of the number and the inclusion in the title of the film thus was unable to locate it
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:46,
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I`ll have to track it down actuallyI first heard of Emo back in the 70`s.... Found him hilarious, always thought it was the sick idea of some marketing guy to create an "Emo" scene based on him.. After all they must be the most deservedly ridiculed people on the planet
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Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:48,
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I have a new theorythat "emo" is not in fact an abbreviation of "emotional", but rather comes directly from the Latin emo, "I buy".
So it's not about goth-lite self-obsessed nobody try-hard bullshit myspace music, it's just about consumerism.
to sell more ipods and hot topic and shit.
(So it's not about goth-lite self-obsessed nobody try-hard bullshit myspace music, it's just about consumerism.
to sell more ipods and hot topic and shit.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:54,
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I don't find Emo Phillips very funny :(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:58,
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I have done a photoshop.
This used to be a picture of a desk.
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:34,
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You have the shoppery skillThat baby's head is almost authentically shaped.
(
zoldergoose,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:35,
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something satisfying about apaddling pool being fed babies.
edit : now i should sleep
(edit : now i should sleep
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:35,
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Ha ha ha!That baby looks so happy :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:36,
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Delicious children!Is it racist if a Jamaican man asks you to join him for dinner and you take him to a fried chicken fast food chain on a game?
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:36,
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HahahahaI think I have punctured my lung again :-(
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:36,
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I kept getting that until my doctor told me to stop running around really fast until I hit a bed of spikes and lose all my rings. Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:37,
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That TWANG! noise still haunts my dreams Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:43,
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I have the lungs of a 20 year old atheleteI keep them in a jar under my bed if you'd like one...
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:40,
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Yes pleasemine are fuxored :-(
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:42,
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This could be handyfor getting small children to go to bed....
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:39,
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dont you mean CAYKE?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:34,
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go you!i made junket...it's weird stuff
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:32,
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i'd never had it, thought it might be nicestill not sure if it is or not, it's a bit like eating a cloud
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:40,
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How are you going to deliver to me?It's almost my half birthday.
( zoldergoose,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:33,
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Well that may be difficultAs there is only a pile of black goo and half an orange left
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:34,
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The next one shall be 5 times as large!I'll need a new pan though
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:37,
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fruit and cake should never mix.
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:34,
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But you are wrong!This particular whole orange was surrounded by sugary butters, making the mixture go all runny and sticky
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:36,
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Wyndham Lewis (after Basquait)
Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken.,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:06,
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Haha, this is strange and brilliant :DLADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I DECLARE DESK DAY OVER!
Thank you for your co-operation :D
(I DECLARE DESK DAY OVER!
Thank you for your co-operation :D
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:08,
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A pleasurehowever I fear most esteemed panasonic maybe has lost all respect for me.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:20,
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possiblyI am. Because he is still something of an inspiration to me
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:34,
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this is a wonderful and fittingly bizarre tributegreat stuff :D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:10,
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Are you a fan of Mr. Basquiats work? Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken.,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:20,
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i had a look through a fair bit of his stuff after seeing the film a few months agohe's got a fantastic style
ed: also, this pic deserves many more replies
(ed: also, this pic deserves many more replies
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:24,
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What did you think of the film?(and thanks for the props, 'preciate it)
( Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken.,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:41,
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I for one fucking love basquiat.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:47,
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Haves a cow (I genuinly ate this one at xmas, he was very tasty)
Jorvic,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:47,
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PUNCHIT TIL IT LAYS EGGS
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:47,
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That's the spiritMore of this sort of thing
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:16,
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you are such an emoo.HAHAHAHAHAHA! DID YOU SEE ME I MADE A FUNNY AHAHHAHAHAAHAH!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48,
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They had a really lovely lifethey had lots of tasty grass, and pond plants to eat, and ducks, and moor hens and a goat to frolic with..
but yeah, I cant help it that theyre so tasty
heres Billy their friend (who i didnt eat, but did have to bury)
heres his myspace page.. www.myspace.com/billy_goat22
(but yeah, I cant help it that theyre so tasty
heres Billy their friend (who i didnt eat, but did have to bury)
heres his myspace page.. www.myspace.com/billy_goat22 Jorvic,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:58,
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HahahahahahahaIt looks very sinister
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48,
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probably the weird uneccasery photoshopping i did on himfriendly enough cows, they let me take lots of photos of them
( Jorvic,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49,
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needs mor desx
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:53,
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I DREW THAT ON IT AINT REEL baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:57,
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I like cowsthey don't seem to realize they pass our taste buds
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:55,
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Silly Jorvic!Cow is not turkey!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48,
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Yeah i know!I got to my mum and dads and she said "we've all decided to have beef this year".. wouldn't have been my choice, but it was bloody fantastic.. now ive got craings for horseradish now..
( Jorvic,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:09,
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"Even as I pass through your body the fire and hatred of a thousand fowls will rain upon you and never stop."
I likethe steely look of determination in the cow's eyes
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:10,
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I'm going to bedThe B3ta nonsense is getting into my veins... and I don't even need to eat that Laughing Cow gloop to get nightmares.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:24,
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I eat those things wholeFucking love them...And I dont care if its made from manmoomilk
( Jorvic,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:33,
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I've been known to eat the whole boxbut I tend to do it when drunk and I squeeze them between Jacob's crackers. She goes mental when There are never any left the day after shopping.
I might have some cheesy crackers now actually. At my desk, like some Neanderthal pig ;)
(I might have some cheesy crackers now actually. At my desk, like some Neanderthal pig ;)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:39,
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ha yeah, i did that the first night out with my house matesapparently i made a tower out of them, ate them all. The next day I almost accused some on of stealing them because i couldnt work out where theyde gone!
( Jorvic,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:45,
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that is the sexiest cow... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:38,
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does that make me gay? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:38,
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Unlike the rest of you cuntsI didn't clean my desk before-hand.
Click for bigger (159 kb)
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:42,
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Click for bigger (159 kb)
nnneeds mor cows baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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salt?do you have desk slugs?
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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Hahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahah epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:54,
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oh god its this all over again!www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvS3ZXZRSsk
(edit: i did actually watch this movie once, and its every bit as awsome as its looks
note: opinion may be compromised by having been about 11 at the time)
((edit: i did actually watch this movie once, and its every bit as awsome as its looks
note: opinion may be compromised by having been about 11 at the time)
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:08,
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...'don't make out while your parents aren't home'ARF!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:47,
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mildly disturbed by the brown sauce Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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One is empty, I got the last of it for my chipsthat was a while ago, now I have just used a new one and haven't taken it back to the kitchen yet
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:44,
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you eat at your desk?fucking hell. Were your parents chimps?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49,
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I have a young child.He'll not be eating in his room at desks and as such we have meals at the table. Like Humans do.
I do have an awful lot of beer at my desk.
(I do have an awful lot of beer at my desk.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:55,
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He is not a teenagerI don't think you'll be so smug when he comes home with his pregnant be-atch Mercadies and then eats at his desk
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:57,
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I think you underestimatemy ability to say "get the fuck out of my house"
I have a 24 year old who does not get the time of day from me.
There are rules. If you want to live like a pig then do it in your own stye.
(I have a 24 year old who does not get the time of day from me.
There are rules. If you want to live like a pig then do it in your own stye.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:01,
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I eat at my deskSeriously though, what is wrong with that, can you give me any reasons?
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:03,
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yes.it is poor ettiquette and smacks of a poor upbringing.
reels
(reels
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:05,
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My mom and dad work their arses of just to pay the billsso you sir, can fuck off
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:07,
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if you did not sit eating at your desk likesome feral baboon you could go out and help with that situation.
strikes
(strikes
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:10,
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when I am old enough to do just that in a few months timeI plan to.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:19,
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That makes you 15and just shows another parent failure.
How any responsible parent can let their child run feral on the internet especially to come to a place like b2ta with it's very adult content is quite beyond me.
I'd be ashamed if I had a child of mine coming here.
(How any responsible parent can let their child run feral on the internet especially to come to a place like b2ta with it's very adult content is quite beyond me.
I'd be ashamed if I had a child of mine coming here.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:21,
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that was a joke, right?at 15 I could be doing far worse things.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:23,
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no that's not a joke.You are a child. You should not be coming to an online community of adults. It puts us in a compromising situation.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:27,
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I doubt that you weren't mature enough to view pictures of fluffy kittens in viking helmetswhen you where 15, when ever that may have been.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:31,
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That's moot.What I didn't have was strangers on the internet telling me to fuck off because my parents would not expose me to such things.
I fucking hate the fact that we have to consider tempering our behaviour and output because some parents are such lazy cunts that they let their spawn run feral on the internet.
Ask your dad to read that. let him decide how b3ta is good for you.
Now get in the keep net because I'm done with you.
(I fucking hate the fact that we have to consider tempering our behaviour and output because some parents are such lazy cunts that they let their spawn run feral on the internet.
Ask your dad to read that. let him decide how b3ta is good for you.
Now get in the keep net because I'm done with you.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:35,
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Most of us lot are adults mateand pay our own bills
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:11,
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oh please don'tNew car was delivered Friday which made me liable for the full amount less deposit.
I have to pay it tomorrow and as thins are not as they were when I ordered it 12 months ago I think I'll be informing her to raid the holiday money or we are living on noodles for 5 years.
(I have to pay it tomorrow and as thins are not as they were when I ordered it 12 months ago I think I'll be informing her to raid the holiday money or we are living on noodles for 5 years.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:18,
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what about making tea and cooking food at my desk?I havent got a loo yet but it was a plan of mine for a while.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:10,
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only if you have moved into a fieldfor some perplexing channel 4 reality show.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:12,
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well as popeye saidI yam what iyam...
possibly the precursor to the ipod
(possibly the precursor to the ipod
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:23,
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HE WOZ IN DA ARMI AN WILL BEET U IF YOU DOESNT CONPHORM baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:06,
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be quiet youminor irritant. Seriously, get a grip of yourself. ( not in the manner you might be used to ).
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:08,
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Ive eaten at my desk, I ate a whole battenberg at my desk epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:53,
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oh and we know howwell THAT turned out don't we?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56,
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Ive also eaten chinese, kebab, pizza, just junk food reallly epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:58,
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i do that all the timenothing wrong with it, so long as you don't spill anything
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:54,
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there is everything wrong with ityou uncouth folk!
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:55,
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I cant blame my parents for mybehavior they would never eat at their desk.
They have they ever encouraged me to do so.
As you may have guessed I eat and sometimes sleep at my desk like some sort of freakish nest.
(They have they ever encouraged me to do so.
As you may have guessed I eat and sometimes sleep at my desk like some sort of freakish nest.
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56,
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"freakish nest"That's the phrase i've been looking for to describe my room.
Thank you, sir.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:05,
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Thank you, sir.
it is possibly the only term i can use for my room Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:12,
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I eat at my desk you fiend!I also sleep in my desk. I only have a desk :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56,
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I actually have a cot in my study( that's a field cot, not a baby's cot ) so that i can crash when I'm pissed and up all night. This has to coincide with her being away and him being at Gran's. Which just so happens to coincide with tonight.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:59,
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Ha ha ha!You big ginger baby!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:00,
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field cotyou freakishly large midget.
It's what men sleep on when they are at war and you limp-wristed cunts are at home swathed in goose-down. ;)
(It's what men sleep on when they are at war and you limp-wristed cunts are at home swathed in goose-down. ;)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:07,
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Oh fuck off alreadyYou're not above anyone just because you don't eat at your desk, asswipe.
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:13,
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:(I have nowhere else to eat but my desk. Deeply depressing.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:45,
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who's fucking idea was this one then?you cunts ;)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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and lipsolmmmmmmm
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45,
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Did you read the paperand then High 5 the wall?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45,
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Noit's a sketch thing I did, and havnt got around to scanning it in yet.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:46,
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when you say "sketch"you mean "drew around your hand and coloured it in"
don't you
(don't you
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:47,
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No, I don'tthere is more detail in it.
EDIT: it looks green because of the shit camera.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49,
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EDIT: it looks green because of the shit camera.
I was about to exclaim what amazes me about the obvious and aspect of it people don't getwhen I realized not much amazes me anymore; why is there apparently some salad dressing on your desk? It's exceedingly odd
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45,
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That is quite clearlybrown sauce!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48,
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No it's not matelook again, it's far to green
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49,
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Then it's gone moldyAND YET YOU LET IT DWELL ON YOUR DESK, YOU SICK FIEND
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:52,
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It looks green because of this shit camera and lighting I used.
"lighting"You are full of mystery, Sir
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56,
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read:tungsten 60 watt bulb
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:57,
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It's daddie's sauce matenearly empty.
Daddy likes to empty his sauce.
(Daddy likes to empty his sauce.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:51,
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My eye sight isn't loosing the plot though, that does look green?(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:54,
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Stop questioning me on the amount of condiments I keep at my desk damn it!
im anti deskistI have a laptop do i post a pic of my lap?
(
boff FL OZ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:46,
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You could post a picture of your cock like Tom O'Bedlam did(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49,
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Salt keeps the demons at bay...and the hand is just a map of hell (if he gets stuck in there again) /jk
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:50,
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I'm going to photograph my desk**contains traces of lie
(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:51,
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plis 4 mor cows 4 my bedtiems?
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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NICE "Nice work Baldmonkey!" WORK Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Geitenneuker: This space for sale! Gaz me bids!, baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38,
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Nice font matching Bladmoneky!
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:40,
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i fuckin luv them.otarie
juicy panic
fuckin ace
(juicy panic
fuckin ace
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:42,
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i used to bullseye whamp rastas back home baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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You are an inspiration to us allI shall meditate on your choice of colours
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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idid the d in blak firsed an lost my lines when i redun it.:(
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:44,
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Stop disturbing meI am in deep contemplation
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:47,
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FUK MI GUY!THAT IZ FUKIN AWESOME BIVVY
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:44,
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OMFG! I have the exact same bivvy, smaller version
Three Dog Man,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:32,
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Haha.The enlarged cup is a nice touch.
( Major Turd for tonight only,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:33,
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U WODN'T UNDERSTAND COS U IZ ONLI A BITCH baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:50,
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It needs more bouncers. Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:50,
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Herethat was surprisingly watchable, cheers
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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Haha! No worries :)The departed now on 4 :D
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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Yay for pointless new threads! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:24,
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Yay for cows!
*looks in baldmonkeys direction*
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:31,
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I H8 COWSI LOV EGGS
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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lol not rilly i also luvs cowsAND EHGGS
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38,
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today i have learned that pretty much everybody here has a lovely desk Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:24,
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I suspect pretty much everybodymade there desk more photogenic before displaying them
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28,
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yours made me feel warm and happythe others cold like ice like an empty shell. Every desk should have a mug!
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:31,
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yay look at the lovely big mugand that one and that one oooo *melts*
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33,
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There are 3 mugs and a pint glass :D epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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*dons tin foild hat* Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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I have two kettles in my picturebut only one mug so i consider your image to be superior. also yous has a loo roll.... for wiping the screen... uhhm when you spit tea on it. this is also good planning.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:36,
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I wish I had a kettle on mineBut the bog roll is mainly used for nose blowing and cleaning tea spills after running up stairs with tea and spilling on desk
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38,
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I spill a lot of tea, mainly cos I drink a lot of itMasterbation occurs after tea consuming
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:41,
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the cardboard tube that was once bogroll on my deskis to wipe away the tears of joy as I stare longingly at my squirrel girl collection. I have many kettles thus tea making it all within reach. In uni i had a microwave and fridge in arms length of my screen. Best days of my life.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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Haha, how big is the collection now? :PKettle and microoven are 2 flights of stairs down :(
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45,
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I have had to start my nest over because a skip arrivedat the end of term the fridge had to be sent "away" but the rest went in the skip. It was rescued from the side of the road and "repaired" I am small but strong when drunk
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:17,
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megadeath*headbangs*
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38,
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ThanksDid I slag off your curtains?
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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YeahI was very hurt.
I chose this uni accommodation based solely on the curtains
(I chose this uni accommodation based solely on the curtains
The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:39,
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Im sorry, my curtains in woodvale were dire epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:40,
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Keep thatbog roll handy :P
( Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK UP ON THE BOG ROLL AND NOT THE EMPTY BATTENBERG, THE SWEET N SOUR SAUCE POT OR THE MONKEY epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:39,
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Keep that bog roll handy! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:41,
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To be fairif you kept Battenberg in your bog, I'd mention that too
( Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:42,
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I did,and it still looks shit ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33,
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Mine has Ciderless man pint glass, though it may bejust out of shot. Man gut is full of Cider now though, Cider and roast dinner.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33,
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my girlfriend has a deskdo i get one? no. it's not fair. AND she makes me do the irony
she does keep it tidier than i would have, mind you
(she does keep it tidier than i would have, mind you
spacefish bong!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:39,
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not a chance god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30,
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Communicate it to usthrough the medium of dance
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:36,
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I'd take a picture of mineBut I cant find any batteries that work in my man draw.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30,
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I think I'm going to call all my material objects with the title 'Man'Fuck me, I just dropped my man phone in my man pint!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:31,
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is there a desk theme tonight?(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:24,
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secretly lovin it*feels guilty*
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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No secretly from me, it was my creation :D epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28,
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it has a certain lets make the water turn black feel to it Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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I used to have two very big screens but ... my brother "donated" themI will one day get my projection monitor up and running
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29,
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What about when it's sunnyWHAT ABOUT THE SUNNY WEATHER!
Didn't think of that, did ya?
Punk.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:31,
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Didn't think of that, did ya?
Punk.
thats why my dog invented curtains! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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You bloody artist!! :DMy desk is covered in little toys.
Lego people, Pokémon figures, a playmobil arab I painted...clay models...a rock with a smily face drawn on it...etc.
(Lego people, Pokémon figures, a playmobil arab I painted...clay models...a rock with a smily face drawn on it...etc.
ClanSoul,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28,
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I have asmall army of dungeons and dragons style figureens in there and a plastic cow that lights up and makes a moo sound. I shall bring the cow with me to the b3ta bash and hold some pointless drinking competition. The prize being said cow.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:50,
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I like howit looks like someone is sitting on the chair
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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that would be my farmers/fishermans body warmer Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:53,
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desk desk desk!also, my packet of chicken flavour noodles has an interesting flavour sachet
I'm not completely certain it was chicken flavoured :)
(I'm not completely certain it was chicken flavoured :)
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:25,
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yes, it's a condom packetin my packet of chicken flavoured noodles
thus adding greatly to the confusion :D
(thus adding greatly to the confusion :D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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Fox condomsCovered in hair for her pleasure
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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and maybe the occasional chicken spinefor ultimate arousal
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28,
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FUCK YES EAT THAT WITH VIGOR! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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in china, it gives power of foxor, as they say in china
這些化學品被禁止在三年前
(這些化學品被禁止在三年前
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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I love them chinasthey so luvvery.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29,
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innitthough now they are all fulled of uncle sam america burgers!
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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Mmmm china girl burgers. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:35,
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foxes eat chickens, so they probably taste a bit chickeny Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29,
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it's possiblebut only science truly knows
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33,
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fox is disgusting to eatvery gamey, needs to be left to soak in a brine before cooking but taste is not good. its quite a dry meat too so best to stew slowly
not the best roadkill
(not the best roadkill
boff FL OZ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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Ooh :DI like your desk.
I have that tablet, too! Bloody lovely piece of kit, that.
Needs more distorted naked reflection, though.
(I have that tablet, too! Bloody lovely piece of kit, that.
Needs more distorted naked reflection, though.
ClanSoul,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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I like your desk.I'd like to go fishing with you. But you just know we'd be fighting by 3am ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29,
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nah, only if you caught and i didn't ;)anytime i have all the stuff
(
mongychops,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:32,
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good. Because I flogged mine.Which was a travesty. 2 Shakespeare rods ( 3 others as well), 2 Mitchell match reels, Abu 501 closed face 1 touch ( and another Olympus closed face ). 2 large baskets and tackle boxes 8 rod bag and much, much more.
£60 when I was impoverished on my apprenticeship and the mortgage ( girlfriends mortgage but my half had to be paid )was due.
I was too proud to ask my parents for money ( I had only just moved out and was 16/17 )
My dad went mental.
I hate to think what it would cost to replace that lot.
(£60 when I was impoverished on my apprenticeship and the mortgage ( girlfriends mortgage but my half had to be paid )was due.
I was too proud to ask my parents for money ( I had only just moved out and was 16/17 )
My dad went mental.
I hate to think what it would cost to replace that lot.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38,
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i feel for youso many people sell up, it is easy to get good second hand stuff of people
( mongychops,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:42,
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it only a one person thing like thatit is roomy tho
( mongychops,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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that looks like a nice place to be Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:36,
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Didn't you see the sign?
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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One reason why i'm about to give up smoking in the housearen't Macs lovely!
*Purrs*
(*Purrs*
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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well done.you found a day you could post something. If you posted anything on the other 364 days of the year you would have known what a twat you would look.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28,
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Aww, calm matebut you may in fact be on to something:
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30,
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Yes, I've been in the closet for eleven months.Please let me stay.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38,
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:)I understand coming out is a bit hard, but pull up a fridge , shop a hamster, etc
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:41,
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Are you cross today?I hope not.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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No chicken.I'm all good.
I'm listening to 70's choons and feeling fine :)
(I'm listening to 70's choons and feeling fine :)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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GoodYou are a pig when you are cross sometimes. now go and listen to an 80's classic I spoiled in /links popular. I'm quite proud of it.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48,
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Eerie too . . . good shot !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48,
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It'll fit lovely in my manbag right next to my manpons. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:23,
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manponsfor the gentleman about town a little too much
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29,
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*boke*or is that *poke*
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30,
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hahaalthough chloroform and a rag does the job equally as well.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:24,
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lovely
I got asked by Zoo ( actually asked, yes, I know ) if they could use this in the magazine.
Quick 'fuck off' sorted that issue out.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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hehehelynx you say
www.b3ta.com/board/9275157
(www.b3ta.com/board/9275157
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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HELP
FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T JUST STAND THERE, DO SOMETHING
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:20,
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i wake up somedaysand wish he were - woo 4 WM pics!
(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:22,
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Why the fuck not, look how shit and boring it is right now. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:22,
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the more you crazy scientists research itthe more he seems to be :D
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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But whatever I do is most likely to alter time and space and prawns monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:22,
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i turned my head so much it hurts kingofpork is the king of pork,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:22,
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your remarkable Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:23,
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That is the mother of all head spinsI fear he may have died achieving it
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28,
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YES!this is all getting very interesting and intriguing. More of this sort of thing.
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:32,
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i'm not 100% on who's in trouble here but,trick question, it's the guy who's fallen behind the sofa
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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Got up on the wrong side of the bread ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:46,
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You draw the next frame.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:00,
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I resent that.*cough*
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:03,
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:DEDIT: Also, Desks? Messy Desk is messy!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:06,
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I don't know when it got so messy :( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:10,
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Carbon dating will tell you!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:13,
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Well as I had KFC yesterday,and the sauce packet being from then, I would say since some point yesterday.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:14,
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Eurgh,I thought I saw the Wanky Shit Demon for a moment there.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:10,
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the best of all desk states!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:10,
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How many desk States does Obama rule over? monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:12,
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nonethe desk states voted unanimously for Cheech Marin as president
Viva El Presidente!
(Viva El Presidente!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:14,
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SCHMINKY PINKY INFLAYTIUNN PROBLEMATICO TECHNICAL! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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Buono estente.Heth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth Chris Waddell.
Bhoutros Bhoutros Ghali.
(,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:06,
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Bhoutros Bhoutros Ghali.
fuck yeah.......i used to laugh at them but they jumped the shark 4 or 9 yrs ago now!
Edit: you should see the horrid 70's disco-orange breakfast nook! curtains be oil paintings by comparison
(Edit: you should see the horrid 70's disco-orange breakfast nook! curtains be oil paintings by comparison
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:15,
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what does jumped the shark mean?im being a bit dull whitted today
( Jorvic,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:19,
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hit the peak?(happy days reference)
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:20,
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that's harsh man!very harsh!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:22,
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sort ofwer'e lol'ing at curtains now!
- let he who is without wallpaper have the first jest!
(- let he who is without wallpaper have the first jest!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:19,
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Fuck this started at about 2pm and its still going now! Some sunday :D epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:20,
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Why the helldidn't they release the final version of that book?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:25,
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Top doggy mug!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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Did you not see this earlier? :P epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27,
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You are a desperate teenor the supermarket had an offer on aromatic wank.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28,
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Im 21and there was an offer and they were the last 2 left
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30,
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:DThis is acceptable.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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Desk - o - Matic ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:20,
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is that a KFC sauce packet?
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:11,
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you fuckingtramp midget!
;)
(;)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:18,
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Knob off you scally ginger wankstain!;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:25,
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scallies are Scousersyou regional insult failure ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30,
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Whatever,You're all inbred wankbuckets! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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Yay for desks with no computers on them!Best of all the desks :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:12,
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who needs computerswhen you've got a fob watch and a bunch of used tickets
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:15,
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a fine desk you have there god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28,
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classywhats the poisen? please say you mix it with the oasis..
( Jorvic,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:20,
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I think it's just oozing with desperationyou still on for tomorrow matey?
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:03,
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Hey duderino!I don't think I am actually gonna be able to make it now :( I think I have to pick Jude up from School :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:05,
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Oh well, have some feline fluff to lighten your responsibilities(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:08,
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:DDid you go and see them yesterday?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:10,
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bit late nowQ&D
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/sets/72157615232062039/
european lynx
still working on the other stuff.
(www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/sets/72157615232062039/
european lynx
still working on the other stuff.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:15,
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I see what you meanThat is some hardcore snarling!
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:19,
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Homophobe!Why can't the 'living impaired' be of other sexual orientations, eh? It's fascists like you that keep homosexual neck biters out of jobs...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:04,
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I thought they were gay!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:07,
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i think THE NEXT FRAME SHUD B
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:04,
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And I think you're right,'Make it so'
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:08,
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fukcing botifle baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:15,
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This could pass as revolutionary monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:16,
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its fukin acei fukin luv it hear
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:18,
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i can remember asking that exact same question.....
when I started and you know what they told me?
Don't Ask!
Woo!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:05,
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Needs more anti-sheen. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:06,
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That is lovelyI'm of to bed now, night all
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:07,
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G'night sir!Sweet Breems!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:11,
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You are ever so nice aren't you.PSYCH!
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:09,
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I am actually.Well. so real people tell me.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:11,
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It's not like I did notpredict it last week. It just gives the hubcap collectors more folorn hope. Which kind of makes me hard.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:15,
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I have no evidence to dispute this with.:)
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:14,
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London bash.I will be buying beer.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:15,
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tea 2 sugars for me ta. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30,
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there is a beer list and a punch listso sort yourself out ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:40,
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I'll check the calender and whether I can be in London sir. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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haha.That's not fair.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45,
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Enemy snipers...they'll kill you on the 3rd light
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:12,
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Does..helove....lamp?
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:21,
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LOVE A LAMPLAVA LAMP
THATS HOW THE SIXTIES STARTSIT
(THATS HOW THE SIXTIES STARTSIT
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:25,
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i'm sure that putting my glasses on wont make that any more readable Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:47,
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no I am afraid it will not.I would just ignore it! I wish I was never born.
(
--- ---,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:48,
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aww its lovelyand I'm sure you are too everyone loves tits xD
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:50,
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THEY ARE LIKE DESKS.AND ALSO COUNTERS STARTES WITH CO LIKE COW
THAT IS TWOGOOD
(THAT IS TWOGOOD
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:48,
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Touche, m'siuer Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:57,
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What about a lol-truck day?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:00,
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NO MORE DESKS 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:51,
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What we need are mor Heroes,no wait, that's wrong...
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:02,
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Third time's a charm . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:48,
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Stop the internet.Everyone needs to watch this.
Can't. Stop. Watching
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:49,
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Can't. Stop. Watching
GC! are those the proper subtitles?
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:50,
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I'm going to have nightmares Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:51,
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I don't quite know what is worse.The face the bloke playing the strange coconut makes, or the fact that Flanders from Flanders and Swann appears to be trying to dance away his paralysis.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:55,
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he said fistingand it has Willie Rushton in it
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:52,
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I am enjoying Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:53,
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Holy Mother of KazanThat's a mindblowing commieLOL.
How long will "Jozin z bazin" remain unused as a user name after that...?
(How long will "Jozin z bazin" remain unused as a user name after that...?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:54,
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The dancing is wonderfulVery arousing.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:58,
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He looks like a piece of industrial machinery who has been given limbs and doesn't know what to do with them.
groanificationand some....:)
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:12,
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more of this sort of thing, Eddie mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:39,
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RAR!WUBOO!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:40,
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cow?
oxen are better! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:41,
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FUCKIN LUV COWS THO baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:42,
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hahah i love this Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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Or the other song isI can shit a rainbow
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:48,
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Nice Collars, sir!:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:35,
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Haahahahaha . . . just having a lark ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:37,
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the image is in conflicthe is a nazi, but he also dresses like an old gay man
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:37,
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It made me laugh that he said the papers had damaged his reputationSurely his dad did that and himself and his mum as well
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:41,
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Are you sure he didn't mean they ruined his reputation as a nazi?Also, Hello Sailor!
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:45,
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There you have it ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:42,
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Dress right . . . dress ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:41,
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Woo...i stumble into town
just like a sacred cow
visions of swastikas in my head
plans for everyone
(just like a sacred cow
visions of swastikas in my head
plans for everyone
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:39,
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i know everything and nothing...
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:42,
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There she is . . . Miss Information 1956 ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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Old women with big leather hand bags are dying out Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:46,
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I read that as . . . dining out . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:47,
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The poster was beggin' for it . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:44,
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I never knew Nazi's could hurl Shuriken from their mouths!Mental
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:45,
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No wonder . . . huh . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:46,
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YES!!!!!!!now that's more like it.
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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I feel like this is all somehow my fault Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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YesAll your fault.
*walks off whistling innocently*
(*walks off whistling innocently*
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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Who you going to call DESKBUSTERS!I'll get my clothes
No, your coat!
No, my clothes, I am naked, more naked then the pope on naked day as he fucks a goat and deep throats an elephant
(No, your coat!
No, my clothes, I am naked, more naked then the pope on naked day as he fucks a goat and deep throats an elephant
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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pictures or it didnt happen Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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the elephant won the return of all images back to him, he ate themWait a few months and you can pick them out of his turds, but only on Turdsday
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27,
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barrel full of enzymespocket full of turds
stick them in a big vat and mix in lots of merde
stir it with a big stick start to turn
umm ... no your right there is no way to speed up the process
(stick them in a big vat and mix in lots of merde
stir it with a big stick start to turn
umm ... no your right there is no way to speed up the process
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:32,
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he fucks the elephantdown the trunk
or
down the throat?
/important details
(or
down the throat?
/important details
Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27,
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ok now I understandbut still - deep trunking would be so innovative!
alas, applicable only to elephants and anteaters
and shrews or something
but then again, deep trunking a shrew... *gets carried away*
(alas, applicable only to elephants and anteaters
and shrews or something
but then again, deep trunking a shrew... *gets carried away*
Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:35,
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That 118 ad pisses me off!There's so little chance of fitting 118118 into the lyric ghostbusters they misinform people as to their correct number jsut so they can use that song.
It's like that pot advert. THe fucking hypocritical ad man. Obviously smokes or used to smoke pot as he chose a clipper lighter to light the fucking joint with!
(It's like that pot advert. THe fucking hypocritical ad man. Obviously smokes or used to smoke pot as he chose a clipper lighter to light the fucking joint with!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28,
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what's the deal with a clipper lighter? Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:29,
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Clipper lighter are popular for joint rollersas you have pull the strike out which comes out in a cylinder that you can use to pack the end of the joint in so you can fit the roach (that's if you don't intigrate the roach into the rolling which I know some pedant will mention iff I don't).
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:31,
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or for those who use hand rolling tobaccojust have a clipper because they can.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:33,
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I believe the answer you were looking fow wasa rolled up piece of thin card, normally taken from the casing for cigarette papers, used as a filter for the joint.
Where have you been all your life?
(Where have you been all your life?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:38,
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A small verminous insect that takes up residence in rotting houses. The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:37,
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In america they are like a sort of house beetle Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:38,
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what pot ad, you sure that wasn't outside your window
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:31,
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NoThat was you:P
EDIT: HAHAHA You sneaky fuck! You stoleded my window!
(EDIT: HAHAHA You sneaky fuck! You stoleded my window!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:32,
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it has been up on FB since yesterday and on twitter Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:36,
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hahah still ahven't taken my first steps to twitter:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:39,
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I just feel like its all my fault Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26,
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and yeathe b3ta scapegoat was flogged and sent into the wilderness
with the sins of the board on its little goaty shoulders.
(with the sins of the board on its little goaty shoulders.
enceladus,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30,
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DESK, DESKS AMAZING Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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fuck offoxygen thief. +1
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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I read that as Oxen thief and almost reached for my musket Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19,
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WHAT THIS S WORLD REALLY NEEDS IS PICTURES OF OXEN ON DESKSSNOT BEING STOLEN.
A WHOLE LOT MORTE HAPPYS FOR ALL
(A WHOLE LOT MORTE HAPPYS FOR ALL
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19,
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I covet my neighbour's oxen all the time
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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Thats a cowI can tell by the horns, and from seeing quiet a few cows in my time
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27,
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ITS A FUCKING COOL COW ANALL baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27,
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I MENT AND ALL baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28,
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It was almost 12 years since Ox Barry was stolen?I remember it like it was yesterday... *single tear*
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28,
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hes my Ox now*laughs menacingly*
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30,
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MORE OXEN PICS PLZ Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30,
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YEAH! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:35,
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CORR!*Subscribes*
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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oooh!Does that mean I can watch the oxygen thief what was on an hour ago?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19,
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Now, given that you choose to ignore a fair few peopleThe fact you haven't ignored baldmonkey surprises me.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:20,
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I M PWND BI HIM baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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How would you know who I've chosen to ignore.I've not ignored this fucking half-wit in the past because he rarely bothers with /board and when he does he gets bored and fucks off. But as it' /talks 'lets see how much we can disrupt /board' annual outing I think it might be wise to.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26,
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When two tribes go to war... Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:32,
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Your desk looks a little unstableIs it safe?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19,
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IT'S NOT SA REAL DESK IT IS A DRAWING baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:20,
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But it's so realistic Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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I HAD SEX ONCE baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26,
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*desks*
AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
Edit: O shit I forgot to add something funny, er... Jade Goody looks like an egg.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:21,
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fucked if i knowbut it looks like a desk, which is nice
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:24,
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I appreciate your Fast Show quoteand raise you a "You ain't seen me...Right?!"
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26,
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this week I have been mostly eatingMarmite!
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:55,
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Hi, I'm Ed Winchester.Black? Yes, I think I'll have to get the BLACK out. Help! They keep me in the dark and feed me pins!
Arse!
(,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:27,
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Arse!
I AM ANGERED BY THIS AND WILL THUS ADD YOU TO MY IGNORE LIST POST HASTE. The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:21,
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Hooray! It's a desk but it's not just another boring photoThis is sure to make everyone happy, both the desk lovers and the sensible people.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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I love the dept of field that you have achieved with the combination of greens and blue!15
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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Arrrhhh.... and I havn't got my cock out yet! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:33,
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your use of perspective is astounding. What package did you use to generate it; I can't believe you managed it purely by eye theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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I MOSTLY USE PAINTI USE PAINT
PAINT
(PAINT
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:24,
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I DONT BELIEVE YOUDONT BELIEVE YOU
DONT
(DONT
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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UR NASTY 2 MEME
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26,
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IM NASTY TO EVERYONEEVERYONE
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28,
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Heh HehA most entertaining spot of spazzing back through the last few hours.
( Tart Monkey,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27,
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Snorting custard powder would give anyone a headache. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:15,
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*applauds*Top stuff, sir
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:15,
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noI just slipped at the urinals
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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*gets all defensive*Yeah - and what's it you, eh - EH?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:17,
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hahahawell that's his desk.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:16,
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hahahhahathat's right - why the fuck would he need a computer on it?
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:20,
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HahahaI was in a bar the other day and saw The Most Obvious Coked Up Girl In The World™
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:16,
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Upper Street on a Saturday night...Not a pleasant experience.
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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This was in liverpool.She was sat down, and literally every 30 seconds would rub her nose with her fist really hard and then dance. While sitting down, just the top half of her body.
It was just silly
(It was just silly
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:21,
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You sure she wasn't just a spacker? The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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In an ideal world it was both. Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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Oh god...That kind of thing has a curious facility that keeps one's attention being drawn back, too.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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umm, nice Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:17,
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ouch :)that stuff certainly looks like it would bring on the brain-throbs
*reposts*
(*reposts*
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:20,
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20/20 hindsight ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28,
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Cheese to the power of . . . 0 ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:29,
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Cheese it = run away
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:31,
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THEY AREN'T PHOTOS.I HAVEN'T JUST DONE FIND EDGES ON A PHOTO EVEN.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:12,
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its remarkabley close to the effect i would expect fromsuch a badly conceived tool.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:16,
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goo?EDIT: I have overcome a very hard, a important life choice. Should I have mustard or pickled onions in my cheese sarnie.
Mmmm cheese, mustard and pickled onion sarnie!
(Mmmm cheese, mustard and pickled onion sarnie!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:12,
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what?no more desks?
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:12,
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Heartbreaking stuff. Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:12,
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I take it you'll be making a lot of donations to the Michael J Fox Foundation? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:12,
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I AM VERY GOOD AT PLAYING AN GUITAR VERY VERY LOUD WITH A MASSIVE SCIENTIST AMP AND FLYING BACKWARDS FROM THE NOISE-WAVES yes
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:15,
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This is beautifulBut very sad
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:17,
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Story of my life.My sad and pathetic existence.
Theredfore, I will click this belatedly.
(Theredfore, I will click this belatedly.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Font Jokes"){kind=small}
Bindun? Best left undun?
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:58,
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more of this kind of thing woo yay hoop[la Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:59,
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hahahha, oh dear oh dear..... *readies spanging pan* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:00,
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wonderful!frying pan-tastic :)
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:02,
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Oh God spang!In other news, what in the name of Greek buggery is going on with desks today? Is there some /talk invasion afoot or something?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:05,
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You are so mean to us Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:06,
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But there has been a bit of a /talk invasionif you count nachose as a /talker.
( in vino veritas,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:09,
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I think on the whole /talk people have been well receivedapart from one.
I am going to throw flowers and stuff all around the place when the /talk people come here because we all lose if it ends up in a nasty slanging match.
/hippy
(I am going to throw flowers and stuff all around the place when the /talk people come here because we all lose if it ends up in a nasty slanging match.
/hippy
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:12,
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Don't panic/talk isn't really going. You are luffly though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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I won't beHonest.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:10,
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well it's not like it's an unprecedented event... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:10,
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This had nothing to do with /talk at allNow you've gone and upset the seemingly lovely Pickled Fairy.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:09,
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Whence did it spawn then?I go away to roast a chicken for a few hours (delicious, thank you), and come back to find the entire place covered in desks... Strange.
Apols to pickle fairy for any offence caused by an excessively sweeping generalisation...
(Apols to pickle fairy for any offence caused by an excessively sweeping generalisation...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:14,
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I believe it started at 2pm Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:17,
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I am getting fed up with d3sksThe accidental kettleman was funny though.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:09,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9273145
Ah, original is here www.b3ta.com/board/9272999
(Ah, original is here www.b3ta.com/board/9272999
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:16,
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It's National Desk Day, didn't you know? The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:12,
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merciI've just had a good long laugh at your profile :)
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:07,
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hahahahaha! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:58,
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Oooooooh yeah . . . leave it up to those two ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:00,
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:) could be the start of a whole new series"3D JAPES A-PLENTY WITH THE FAT ONE AND THE THIN ONE"
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:02,
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I sir . . . render . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:03,
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*Launches intercontinental spanging missile* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:01,
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*readies anti-spang laser battery**spots peacenik protesters handcuffed to gates*
*fails to activate defenses*
(*fails to activate defenses*
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:03,
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hahaI read somwhere that the 'fine' part is a mis-quote and was actually '...nice mess...'
/daily pedant quota filled.
(/daily pedant quota filled.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:10,
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ooh!I'd like to know more. Not kidding :)
One google image result shows the quote "DARN TOOTIN'". Which was obviously another popular catchprase.
(One google image result shows the quote "DARN TOOTIN'". Which was obviously another popular catchprase.
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:12,
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Actually try Wiki, if I remember correctly! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19,
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Oh dear god ...Looks like quite a coarse mesh to me ...
Kinda like those fishnets that Polish 'hooker' was wearing ... erm ... I've said too much ...
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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Kinda like those fishnets that Polish 'hooker' was wearing ... erm ... I've said too much ...
damnit I KNEW someone would pick up on the mesh detail :) revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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HE EATS ASPARTAME! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:59,
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WTF!??!?!OF COURSE I was serious!
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:04,
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just try, I'm wearing pants with high-voltage current running on the outside Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:09,
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Well, thats okay thenI'd hate to disappoint our ruler and creator.
(,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:05,
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you are too kindon the other hand...
WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE REST OF THE ORDER?
(WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE REST OF THE ORDER?
Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:10,
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you are a prize cunt and no mistake.ignore for you too.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:57,
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How many people do you have on ignore then? Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:59,
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He won't be able to read this.Ask in a new thread ;)
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:00,
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TeeheeI wouldn't want to upset everyone though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:01,
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he has a list in his profileits not that big considering the press it gets
edit : should read "no longer has"
(edit : should read "no longer has"
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19,
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Is your server up?I am trying to raid it but am getting a database error.
Edit: Dear Mr Pasanonic.
Please send me a list of people you aren't ignoring so that if I want to ask a quick question or make a comment, I know you will see it.
x
'pot
(Edit: Dear Mr Pasanonic.
Please send me a list of people you aren't ignoring so that if I want to ask a quick question or make a comment, I know you will see it.
x
'pot
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:00,
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and if you ask him nicelyhe might even give you their addresses
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:24,
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Quick tell him you're going to ignore him. Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:03,
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dear
can you please ban this cockmunch
lots of love
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:57,
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It's where this happened:
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:02,
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Under EU law That's the only place you can make twathats and still legally call them that!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:05,
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I think you can try hard and accomplish the unachieved until now:post the same image 20 times in new threads* and be
THE LORD OF THE BOARD
*might get you banned
EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(THE LORD OF THE BOARD
*might get you banned
EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:00,
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Needs more colour Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:04,
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*chucks up on picture*That better?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:13,
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Like the new style Walrusman!
Oh, sorry JPG!
(Oh, sorry JPG!
oldpeopleinthecemetery,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:52,
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You are so gonna get b& at this rate 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:11,
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