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# Somewhere in the Pacific...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
brilliant :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
also - unexpected animation :D

woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
Life's like that sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# De ja vue?
Didnt Kenny everett do this?

Ace though
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# no
he died of bum-aids long before the intertubes came into being
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ahahahaha classic,your a jack of all trades ninj
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Master of none sadly...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
Superb!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
*click*
YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Aww, poor guy.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
lovely stuff!

More of this kind of thing! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaa!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D
Amazing!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Such an old joke!
But great execution. However I was expecting Zalgo to pop out of the box for a moment, a wagony twist on a classic joke as it were.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# haha
have a click
(Peter_G, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# that's excellent!
poor old castaway!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Yikes....this from ages ago..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# OMG!!
Soz sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Webdings, geddit?
(TomJoad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# KILL IT WITH THE YELLOW PAGES!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# :-(
*picks up spider and removes from Joliet's line of vision*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# what if you need to use it in future?
i use hammers or fire...or for HUGE spiders in my bed, a combination of both works well :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# FIRE HAMMERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# t'internet is the new Yellow Pages
YP is now only used for standing on or squishing things
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Spiders

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# for all sorts of reasons spiders should be saved
even if you are irrationally scared of them, they should be put outside and allowed to live (or be eaten by a bird or something)...

spiders have no terminal velocity, throw them out of the window
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# its getting close enough to them which is the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# As long as there is a beardedwife around to do so
This is actually what we do with our spiders.

I'm also perfectly happy for them to live in the corner of the room as long as they don't choose to have a run around.

I'm actually quite a shit arachnophobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# good
I have a friend nearly killed me and her by pulling onto the middle embankment of the motor way when she saw a spider on the outside of her windscreen... she's had hypnotherapy since bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# they are just minituarized domestic octopodes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Neither.
If it bites you kill it. If it doesn't write a blog about it and post the link on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I loved that.
I followed it for about a year until she died

*sobs*

*wears black armband*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# uuuuggghhhh...... that is horrible....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# We have many fatally venomous spiders in the UK. It's just their fangs anrn't long enough to penetrate your skin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Some spiders eat mosquitos
So they are alright in my book.
Those who are scared of them are just big girl's blouses.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :-)
www.hahastop.com/pictures/Giant_Spiders.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# That one looks as if it could eat a lot of mozzies
but actually, that's a house-dwelling octopus :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# if i found that in my house i'd leave it the keys and move
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I wouldn't do the glass/paper thing with that one
but mainly because there is no glass big enough to house that.
I would just tell him what a big boy he is and ignore him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# you have more balls than me...
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# What if he pays half your rent?

(The If has remembered this site., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Saves them little spidorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# sell them some Nike+ trainers and an iPod
4) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# 9) Regret
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# 14) homelessness in the after future
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha
perfectly reasonable to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Also - top Kettle-manning at the weekend :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# eyethankew
if i'd known everyone found it so funny i'd have done it on purpose =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# No I don't
I say 'sherbet dibdab'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# you'd dip a spider in your sherbert dibdab
i thought i knew you, man
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Only if he asked me to
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# jesus what is that some kind of gnome launcher
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# its a giant lipstick

obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# No, it's a giant christmas tree light for giant christmas trees.
Or anal insertion.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hehehehee

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I fixed your guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# silly tesseract, two heads is not fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# SAVE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# arrrrggghhh! fecking, pissing, bloody spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# i'll ding your web
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *shudders*
Also - may I park this here?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I don't think I look like that
when I come...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# i'm sure you do
ask your gf/wife
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I was waiting for this...
www.b3ta.com/board/9283525
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# spiders kick ass,they kill bastard flys :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Mexican Wrestling AND Zombies? What a combination!!

CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Ooh hello there Quim LEAK!
Nice picture :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hello ClanSoul
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Tricks are good :D
How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Mostly,
I've been lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# But I don't want to enter a zombie's ring!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# well done!
add blackjack and hookers and I'm SO there!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# brilliant,how long did that take to do?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I'm getting quite lazy with these pics of late.
This was probably 2 hours or so.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# *bandwagons*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# i love calvin and hobbes
:)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# paedo and bestial...
interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Pestiality?
Baedo?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# explains why i love kittens
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# wow thats superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I like these :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha stunner
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# yesyesyesyesyesyes
*shamelessly peas*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] That's my view on the subject.


Now be off with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Also, ABCEDFGH?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Where's the after H?
You can't have a dinner party without after H mints.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# baldmonkey, you are great
i wish I could hear your sexy voice
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# well you are in luck
you can subscribe to my PODCAST
feeds2.feedburner.com/baldmonkeystuff
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# OH WOW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# INO
It's also not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I can tell.
Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# That is shameless spamming of your podcast
the feed of which can be found at
feeds2.feedburner.com/baldmonkeystuff
YOU DISGUST ME.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I haven't updated in a while, but fuck it.
www.clansoul.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# WOOHOO!
FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I'm listening to your podcast.
It reminds me of The Mighty Boosh, but not as funny.
That's meant to be a compliment...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Lucky us
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ABCDEFGHMINTS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# CUNTYABCDEFGH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hehehehehe!
Hope the new compo today will be a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Don't get your hopes up too much...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Terrible German Language Joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# oh for fuck sake!
LOL!!! *SPANGS*

I have uncovered a paedo-file gathering! They all are watching me!!! *fears*

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Oh dear :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Would be great to eat your Easter eggs off of.
Available January February March
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# don't be a fucking prick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# NEWS JUST IN !!
JADE STILL NOT DEAD !

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# isjadegoodydeadyet.com/
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Bin dun, but thanks for being better.
Vote for this as the compo!

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post389095
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Excellent.
I'd send a link of this to my friends, but rob is shutting down the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# whatwhatWHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Adds another one to the list..


You know they removed the word Gullible from the dictionary too, right?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ooo the lies...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# he can't
I'm keeping it on a shelf
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# oo'er
not quite sure what to make of this


is it meant to be a compliment?
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# that'll go down well in (bone) china
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# why are people getting touchy?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Max Clifford told them to
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# no he made them,he held a gun to their head hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# They are possessed by Zalgo
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
#
He comes....
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
sympathy for a money hungry cow

who is doing everything to sell out with the 'cancer bandwagon' but has not actually donated any to cancer research
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That's not true at all
Her latest book deal (ie the one that will make a bundle, cos it'll be in the shops when she dies), a huge cut of that will go to marie Curie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ok, i shall retract that statement
apologies

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# no worries...
I'm not a fan by any strecth, but some good is coming from it.

The cancer charities have been singing her praises because it's making the chavs far more aware of this kind of fing, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# she is a twat but i dont hate her,i hate the papers,theyre a right bunch of cunts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# god yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# She's not even dead yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# OK (or HELLO) magazine seem to think so
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Keep yourself up to date here:
isjadegoodydeadyet.com/
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!!
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Best named website ever!


EDIT: After the slightly more useful goingtorain.com/
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
#
isitchristmas.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Internet usage policy restricts access to this web page.

Reason:
The Websense category "Social Networking and Personal Sites" is filtered.


(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Chistmas is not social networking site!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# arf!
Thats awful, yet brilliant.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Dear God.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It was OK! I think.
Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I fairly certain that if she doesn't die soon
There will be a public backlash.

I don't mean that like, awfully or anything, its just a fact.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hmm, possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# She's been given so much fucking money because she's dying
So suddenly, she's not dying anymore, everyones gonna be like "er give us that money back."

Its quite cruel really, but its fucking true.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# How dare she still live?!!
How much are us taxpayers paying for her to still be alive and taking all our drugzors!lol!

*Shakes fists in a daily mail way*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Rather apt of you, sir.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I love this argument...
Daily Heil readers just assume cos she's a chav that she's getting NHS treatment.

Hahahahaha...

She'd BUPA'd up to the arse probably
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# BUPA ftw
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# cancer lol
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# : (
She's an annoying d-lister but that doesn't make be want to take pleasure in a long painful death. This stuff's on the same level as all the "Maddy" ones IMO

Now, when Thatchers on the road out of the land of the living then it's part time.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# YUP!
Her grave will be the biggest dancefloor on Planet Earth. Or urinal.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Hoping for scattered ashes
I can collect them and possess part of her soul
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# i for one am gonna give this post my blessings. it clearly took some time and effort,
and FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE!! this is B3TA!! give up the fucking sensitivity....christ i come here for a laugh not a guilt-trip...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I totally agree
mention Jade Goody here everybody goes all Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ^BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# It's a swipe at the ghoulish, non-ending, moronic media coverage of all this.
Hence *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Oh deary me.


De ris here b3ta.com/talk/6001239
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Oh dear...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# aww
he seems a nice chap

just got the look of someone you'll not want to leave your kids with
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ^ Is that words...
On an image??

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# so /talk is shutting down?
Is it because of the recession or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Rob made a joke about closing talk down in 15 days. Bitter folk from QOTW and Board keep coming over
and celebrating that /talk is being shut down, even though it isn't and it was Rob joking. Personally, I'm indifferent.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# you mean it's not shutting down?
*unties balloons*
*takes down banners*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# arf
never mind


you can resuse them for "International Prof Undercover Week" next Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Look at it this way;
if /talk closes, we'd be here ALL the time being talentless all over the place.
It's better this way.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# you are all my children
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Yes.
And while it is nice to play together sometimes or something I don't know hello. What?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Wishful thinking I guess...
:)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# There is negativity everywhere on the internet
the anonymity of the whole thing seems to encourage sarcasm and hatred.

Oh, and fuck you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I was talking about the problem with /board the other day actually..
b3ta.com/talk/6001502
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Yeah, yeah, thats fantastic.
Fighting back childishly, well done sir.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I love Jahled. He's a top chap.
I'm not just being internetfriendly here, he's a really nice guy and I think he's brilliant. Thoroughly enjoyed the conversations we've had.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# He is lovely.
Hello Captain! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Knackered, the usual
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I am pissed off.
My alarm didn't go off this morning (I swear I set it!) and I missed the college bus.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I'm sure he is
It's not as though I wrote b3ta slash fiction about him.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I was just saying.
I like both boards. All boards. Hooray for boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# ALL of them?
Even www.b3ta.com/CaptainWowisShit ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Especially that one.
I know exactly who'd be in there, and the king of the Lost Boys and a woman who looks like a cross between a stress reliever and a chew toy really aren't my bag, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I like all the boards too.
I especially like winding up the shit people on them all.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
#
He said his piece, which was a ridiculous piece to say, he's upset online, most people understand that this is a tongue in cheek website, so apparently he doesn't, whatever, no skin off our noses.

Why are you making him feel even less welcome?

Are you trying to make it Wormulus' pad? Because I guarantee if it carries on like this Wormulus' pad will have a population of posters reaching the dizzying heights of one.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# AS MANY AS THAT!?
SHIT.
HOW DO I GET MY OWN PAD!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# If I wanted to make him feel really unwelcome
I would have done a photomash of him and Fritzl.

*fires up photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# HEHE
I AM INFIGHTING, HEHE, BECAUSE I'M A BIT OF A DICK, HEHE.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# This would be infighting
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
would be is
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Oh dear
I've accidentally caused further infighting.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha was it really accidental?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# 13:37!!!!
1337 o'clock!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I was getting Troll's remorse for a minute then
and then I read this

b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=9805&board=talk
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# You are a /board / /talk terrorist sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# slashboardslashslashtalk
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Well done
on proving the point that he was trying to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# meh
fucking cunty fuck off, fed up, pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Yiff yiff grrrrrr.
Sorry it was the lynx effect.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ris?
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# A new person who knows of the RIS?
joke account! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I thought the same thing,
but I learned RIS in my first week, so...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# fair point
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# There's also the fact that in Womulus' post it says
"De ris here b3ta.com/talk/6001239"

"epic fail" said RIS in lower case, which means he probably just copied it down, asking what "ris" means.
After all, the original is in capitals.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# but wouldn't rissing about RIS create an infinite loop which could destroys the whole universe?
noooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Oh dear, we need some kind of Hi Cockalorum variation, for RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# oh so this is a RIS on seeing a ris?
*head asplodes!*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I feel clever now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Go ask /talk what "ris" means.
Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I posted on /talk once....
never again, them folk are a bunch of animals
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Just cos no-one else has actually answered the question...
Go on the wikipedia page for B3ta and there's a bit saying where RIS originates from.
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# wormulus
wormulus wormulus wormulus wormulus...wormuluswormulus wormulus wormulus


wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Well Done Mr Pooter!


Click for bigger (135 kb)

#5 Paris Hilton
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
I see two!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# That dog...
is way more ugly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I am growing to love Mr. Pooter
Like a creepy uncle.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ok, you lot CAN pass

Always looking out for the little fellas!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ha!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# nicely shopped sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ^ Wurzell Gummage ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# He almost ran me over with his car in a Spanish supermarket car park!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
#

_?_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# haha!
wooness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Yesmate!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# pffffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# haha
OH, ZALGO AGAIN IS IT GARFIELD? WHATEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I don't understand any of these!

What is a Zalgo?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# in its most basic form...
a nerdy in-crowd bandwagon*

*I'm trying to provoke a reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# and in its non basic form...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Its national zalgo day.
As I understand it, its corrupting 'innocent' comic strips with a demon possession called zalgo.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# a depiction of the fear that's inherent in the depths of our very souls
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# the fear
the fear the fear the fear the fear
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# in a matter of speaking, yes.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# a way of passing time until the new challenge is announced later on today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ^ This...


and that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha! Class
Hello everypeople!

*Blatant threadjack*

I had a busy weekend.
So did Mrs Weet.

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# yay fancy dress party ;)
congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Thats a lovely dress you are wearing mate..
;)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# woohoo
which one's you?

she looks nice - do you have her number?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I'll bet the other clubbers looked at you a bit odd!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# at least it's not zalgo
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Pffft!
I love the no nonces sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# you would if you could

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# who wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# in front of children?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# that's a fine pencil sharpener he's sporting there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha
Cats are great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Mmmm
Id lick him.
(loltard Pfft, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ^ Would

* May have already (that is why he is licking his balls)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# dont do it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# i'm really not understanding this wandbagon
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# me neither!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Thank fuck I'm not the only one
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
#
look here

doesn't exactly explain it but it is mildly diverting nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Scary monster called Zalgo possesses people.
Zalgo is characterised by black pupilless eyes and solid black fraying tentacles. That's it really. It's not Lovecraftian in origin; it just has that vibe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# i dont understand why people think there's meant to be something to understand about it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# *understands*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# he cums in a paper cup, which he gives to the crying orphans
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I thought I was the only one that did that.
Sometimes I use a child's shoe, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# They don't have shoes, that is just the dust aethral souls
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# HE COMES
ZALGO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha!
*lovecraftigiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Woo
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# LOL
stunner
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It's funny, because it's font-based...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Pfft!
COuld have at least used the decent Thriller album cover though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Too complicated...
gradients and stuff to mess with...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# That's just lazy!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Exclusive pic of one of Fritzl's monged up incest kids:
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Abused Teenager Crufts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# That one won best of breeders!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hmmm...
...i wonder what sort of assault course they would have to go through at this.
(I helped save b3ta! BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Well they'd have one of those trunnels for a start
and it could be entered from both ends.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It is funny because you called abused kids monged up! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ^pretty much this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# haha :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# she is sat on a catapult
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Omar Serif
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahaha, dear oh dear... SPPPAANNNGG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# *spang* *spang* *spang* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# :D fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# 'Ning.

CFreadable (180kb)

Apologies for quick and dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
best one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *ignores*
DO NOT TAKE THE PISS OUT OF ZALGO IT'S FUNNY RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I like the Garfield ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# yup
they're wonderfully done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I never thought I'd hear 'Garfield' and 'wonderfully done' in the same sentence. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# You didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# haha!
doubly eldritch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# The Government faces new questions over torture policy...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7950109.stm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely.
Nice blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# cheers blud
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# fink naffink of it, breadbin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Catnippp?
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# heh
does it look like Catnippp style?
I've had a few goes at it, but I wasn't this time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Superb!!!!!
Toppery Shoppery sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# cheers ninj
and indeed, ning
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Ningles sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahhahah, that's brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck, Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# haha, I think I see what you did there...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Christ, that's a bit realistic.
And therefore good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# thanks aeiym
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Gordon Zalgo?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# lolitics!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS: Chaos at Pasta Summit. More Soon...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Real, in my home town, wish I had a car

www.vagtuneservices.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha, how unfortunate / deliberate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Oh yes
also: bloody good tagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hurray, someone noticed!
Thank you. My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# It's proper brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Oooh.
"I'm delighted with both the result and the level of attention I received from the boys at VAG tune."

I bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha, wonder if they have those big window stickers for your car?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I really hope so
we'll be having a car soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I've got fucking
BEEF STEW AND DUMPLINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# 1 litre of tea
and a shed load of coursework
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# steeeeeew
nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# :-D
EDIT: - did your band ever make that album?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# We're currently in the process
of recording and writing some fucking awesome new shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# cant wait!
read t'other day that you're a prog rock musician, the bestest of all musicians.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Proggish post-rock....
I think that was just me trying to associate with the greats, to be honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# so im not about to hear the best mash up between
rush, yes, egg, family, king crimson and Jethro tull?

you have let me down woman!

;-)

keep me updated!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I fucking wish.
I don't think I'll ever be THAT good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# learn the mixolydian scale, and play it in unison
makes a fantastic bridge secton, whilst playing, change tempo, volume and double stop the notes.

makes for ultimate playing!!!

www.all-guitar-chords.com/guitar_scales.php?qqq=5&scch=A&scchnam=Mixolydian&get2=Get&t=0&choice=1
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# i went there once
came out with a E# instead of a perfect E

B+ would maybe shop again
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ah yes,
We have www.vagcheck.com here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Yay
on Saturday I said grace in the Great Chamber (built especially for Henry VIII) of New Hall, the oldest moated manor house in the UK, in front of about 50 people.

It finished with "Ramen".
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Why were you saying grace?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I was asked to
so I did it Pastafarian-style :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Yeah, why can't the BBC take their own photos?
Edit: also, is your tag shopped, or... did you actually go and buy Alphabetti??? Such dedication!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# It's Photoshopped, I'm afraid.
As if I'd be arsed doing something that took that long and it not be wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Ringdings?


Click for bigger (10 kb)

Text on image... I excel myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Click for bigger is fail
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# O noes!
How does one remove teh fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# with Zalgo
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# New from JML...
"Hi I'm Barry Scott" *face melts*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I think Barry is Brian Blessed's bastard child
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Why am I looking at an image of someone taking a dump?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# a satisfying dump, by the look of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Yes
I was thinking this. A dump comsiderably better than this post!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *needs photoshop*
should be made standard on work pc's :(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# A dump with little or no strain
An easy jettison, leaving one feeling refreshed and empty
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# well can i leave this here
just messing about with hdr

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# It do dwork and it was woo
but now it's redexing for me:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# howsabout now?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# it's backedededed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Nice
Kato wants me off the computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Kato looks wasted
I'm calling the RSPCA ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Awww
he needs to google something
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# drugged cat is drugged
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Here, have £5
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# *claims*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# they should all say that, just to remind Noel
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# at which point the game becomes
completely tenuous...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# it all ready is and has to much merkin program stuff, where everyone is each others best mate
cheer, cheer, Yeah you are the greatest, wooop
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# "oooo rita you're playing a very clever game"
when in actual fact she's just randomly opening boxes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# "he looks a bit, mmmggggggggggggggggmmgmggmgm"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# did she open the zalgo box?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# no
when he made the spazz noise, because he thought some looked like a spazz and it turned out they were
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqaPB3zcuEI
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Well funnily enough...
A mate who works in Radio said that when Edmunds went back on air as a DJ in 2003 after years working in TV, one of the new and exciting changes they had to explain was that nowadays you get constant feedback from the public via a text messages which they run across the DJ's screen on a ticker. First message that came up when he started his broadcast? 'Who let this cunt back on air?'
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# What's with the fisting person?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# they aren't fisting, they are wanking off an invisible horse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# The Deal Or No Deal studios are infested with invisible livestock,
an audience tradition is to bring good luck to contestants by tossing them off
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Awwww
*scoops up*

Kato looks very like my first cat, Mrs Miggins, except she only had one eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# you can see more with one eye than with two
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# just don't go throwing or catching things
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# She was brilliant.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# We had a cat called Miggins
but it shat everywhere so had to go.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Mine didn't. She was very well behaved.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# wotcha missus
:D

how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Good ta- you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# cats can be taught
you don't have to kill everything that doesn't do exactly what you want exactly when you want it to

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# When did I say we killed it?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# oh
I thought "had to go... *wink**wink*" was meant in the Mafiosi way...

tonight the cat sleeps with the fishes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Well cunt it in the fuck!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Reminds me of my old cat Jim
I miss the grumpy sod :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Did you call her/him that because she attacks you suddenly with no provocation?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# all cats do that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Or because "my little yellow friend" is now frowned upon?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# haha did you just wake him up and take a picture
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# He Comes! (again)


Are we getting dangerously close to bandwagon territory yet?
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hahahaha, this make them all so much better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Excellent!
I'll stick this here then
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I still like it
kill that wife beating bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# i thought mushroom made this one *gallic shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Apparently so
And a lot better
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# doesn't matter, I still I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I had a go at one of these yesterday
but didn't think the result was worth posting at the time. I still don't but here you go.

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Jingooooooo, Jingo La Ba!
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# hahahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# i still like Zalgo
mostly cos i hate Charlie fucking Brown. hate hate hate his tosser of a dog even more.

like this though, so woo
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# There's a reasonable reaction.
Why do you hate Snoopy so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# he once..sniff...touched me...
in my special place
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Clacton-on-Sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# tealoloni
Out of Bad Boys. Her with the face like a pretty lorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Mrs Mulder, no less
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ex Mrs Mulder
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Not any more, I think
didn't they split up because he's a big shaggy monster?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# yeah they did, last year I think
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Ah yes
I'm still living in 2001
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Wish I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# The beer is cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# i like peanuts
and Zalgo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Gah, I've been Zalgo-ing SA
I've been Zalgo-ing SAit's not going well

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# fuck yeah! thats magic.
i can't make my own at the moment. my girlfriends laptop doesn't have tattyshop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# haha
I'd like to JollyJack do a proper version of this..

EDIT: Kat doesn't seem too bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# there probably is in his asparastuff
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# It's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *comes*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# hahahah, I hope JJ does a Spider and Scorpion one
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Fist time I actually get to pea something, and it was only done last night
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Yay Zalgo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# fuck... i was wanting to do a zalgo/jack one =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Nothing stopping you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# haha!
fabness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha this Zalgo wagon is great
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I think that the world would be a better place if everyone used the chiller font for important emails
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# i send emails to people in comic sans just because i like getting angry messages back
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I think you might be ready to crack out the glitter text
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# It dazzles
it excites!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# that's too pedestrian... Use Rosewood Standard at 72 pt.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Several Irish government agencies actually do this with official correspondence.
It makes me want to weep.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahahha! yikes.....!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# It's a shitwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# oh fuck
Apparently meaning "Ray of Light"

www.lebanese-forces.org/vbullet/showthread.php?t=8462
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

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