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# I tried to resist... i really did...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# :D This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha...
maybe this Zalgo thing has some legs after all...
(or tentacles, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# "Ah yes I've heard about those cults ...
Like the one where god dies and gets resurrected and they eat his body and blood and all that ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# URGH THAT'S FUCKING SICK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I made a joke about Islam the other day
Now I'm on the sects offenders register
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Do you think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
#
sects offenders register
Islamic Fundimentalists' target list
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ok, I have to say, this made me office lol!
superlative stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# don't resist, this is ace and it's a good bandwagon :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Thats a top 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Street Corner punk crows were a menace in the City Centre
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Needs more Crass t-shirts, spitting, mohicans and
Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# It's too cancery for Crows!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahaha hahahahahhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
*mentally calculates average age of posters in this thread*


Nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# *attempts to zimmer away*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# The way they carry-on
should be locked up
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# That is realy nice - Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# haha!
pinocchio's in trouble now...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# heheheh, *awards asbos to the crows*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Meaty goodness...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# My religion tells me not to eat those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# its genetically wrong
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# poofters?
sorry - members of the gay society?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# People of the gay persuation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# * Puts his cock back away...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# IN YOUR OWN TROUSERS PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *surprise skullfucks the lot of you*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# and you can get that thing out of my ear
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *awards Griffy Savalas "best response of the day" award*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# back when I was a little girl
I would practise accepting this award in the bathroom mirror, and this would have been my mother's 1970s vibrating 'massager' I was holding.

Well this isn't a massager!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
You bad man...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hey
I recently passed a CRB check!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# What does your attourney say though?
EDIT: Hahaha. Just saw an advert. Apparantly OK magazine is celebrating the 'amazing life of Jade Goodie'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# "Take the fifth"
usually I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I read that as "Take this filth"
And was mightily disappointed when I realised it didn't say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Sue!
I hear Mediocre has a good man.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Boy, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# No man, Helen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Helen Bach?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# He says fuck it
rent a convertible car and fill it with drugs. Looks like I'm going to need some guns too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# You must give me his number.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ^ FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# The word Faggot
said in an American accent is one of the few sounds that really makes me wince
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# As Korn said
I'm nothin' but a BAGUEEEEETTE

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
#
I'm just a pretty boy, whatever you call it
you wouldn't know a real man if you saw it.

/edit: ueh, those lyrics weren't aimed at you, m'dear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# god yes
and "hiya" said in any outrageously camp voice. that has me grinding my teeth involuntarily. i can't watch alan carr on my dentist's orders now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# See also: fanny pack
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# ^an almight THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# coupled with all the other words made in an American accent:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# "erbs"
is one that gets on my wick. The word has an 'h' - look: herbs.

grrr... oh, and bayzil for "basil". That's annoying, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 'erbs is fine if it's faux-Jamaican.
Anything faux Jamaican is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# If you're of the Caribbean
persuasion you're allowed to say it. This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
#
A guilty laugh escaped from my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I heartily approve the industrial mincing* of Elton John
*yes, it was deliberate.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I like his music, does that make me Bad and Wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Not at all,
I was a fan back when he was still working with Bernie Taupin (spelling?), not so much now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Burny Tarpaulin.
I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Dear That's Life
how's about this for a silly name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# excellent!
I want to make cockburnianus jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
how apt for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# But, but I rely on you for knowing things!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# This line, for instance, is just bloody classic:
"You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing the blues"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it does.

And not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Do you like his now stuff or his then stuff?
Cos I like some of his earlier stuff, but not the current so much. It all sounds the same.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I've not heard any of the now stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# The now stuff sounds like he's having a stroke
And not the fun sort
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Daniel is my favorite karaoke tune
though it must be sung in ANGRYVOICE.

The ANGRIER the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Apply this thinking liberally to everything
And you too can be Marylin Manson!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Angry AND constipated
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I like singing Madonna and Mariah classics
in a death metal grunt voice kind of style
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Snuff doing Tiffany's "I think we're alone now" is a classic.
It even has (relatively good!) vocal harmonies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I think people are entitled to a couple of musical sins

I tend to distrust people that tell me they never listen to popular/camp/funny stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# *hides Nik Kershaw CDs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Nik Kershaw.
Right, I'm back off to work. Bye peeps. xx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *hangs onto the Cap's hand*
Can I come with? I'm bored at home....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Oh come on
Camp really, really bugs me. You're gay - I understand. I'm straight. I don't wander about going "OMG LOOK AT ME I'M SOOO STRAIGHT! HAHA! STRAIGHTNESS STRAIGHTNESS!"

Sorry.

I know camp doesn't necessarily equal gay, but it really, really gets on my tits.

/is still ill blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Que?

I play the Cheeky song about every forthnight, just to annoy my girlfriend.
Two weeks is just enough to get her off guard

/edit: but the funny thing is, we're starting to like the song. It's just so...'wtf'?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Sorry.
Just camp does my loaf in.

All the mincing and Graham Norton-esque stuff.

Bloody annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I'm more talking Richard Cheese here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Well that's more novelty lounge.
To me "camp" is ... well - what I've described above. "I'm free!" and all of that bollocks.

Mind, novelty music I only have limited time for, though "Cartman's Mom Is a Stupid Bitch (in E minor)" is a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Okay, I think you have a point there

Yes, novelty music. For a limited time only.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I'm very partial
to Supertramp and ELO. There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# There you go.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Out of the Blue...
First Album I ever bought. On blue vinyl.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# \o/
indeed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# :o
you used the same mincer as me nice googling
b3ta.com/board/9286808
(??no-idea??, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Arf!
Who's the one at the back?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I dunno
but he's the one having the most fun.

...weddings... bar mitzvahs... but not funerals - never, ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# it's
will young
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah! oooh, dear oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Update on some thing I did make


Click for bigger (130 kb)
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Oooo...me likey
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# headshooooooot
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ohhh, classy!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Off the little chappy goes, into your computer to cause you another day of murder and mayhem
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Awwww!
Take care little computer man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Oh it's him that does that!!
I thought it was the gin
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Tell him to install some more memory
while he's down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# That little sod
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Well we all know it is
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hah! Win!
Maybe they should call it "pizzleami"
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha ha I always suspected...
...."Oh, how I would love that! I hate this life! The food is filthy! This huge sausage is very suspicious. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was a horse's wi--
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Don't worry about my poets, Mr. Blackadder. They're not dead; they're just being intellectual.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Win quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I'm guessing that it's a baboons cock
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I concur
I agree too
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Ha ha a ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *doesn't care*
kids'll do anything for babybel, I'll do most things for a pepperami.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# dairy lea?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Oh shit, I knew it was some sort of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# the firey bastard one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Nah, the normal one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Waitrose's Organic Milano Salami FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I dunno...
I just looked up the spiceyness of the red peperami, which is called "hotsex".
Is waitrose organic milano salami classed as "hotsex" hot?
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Well, no
But it is rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Eye-lids and arse-holes i'm guessing
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Lips, udders and arseholes
Did you know the original Salami ingredient that made it authentic used to be Donkey meat?

And no, I'm not making this stuff up.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Marvellous!
Did it inspire the shape?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :D
very, very good...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# BIG DOG'S COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# 100% truth ^ right there
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I'ts?!
I'TS?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I photoshopped my friend's clothes.

Click for bigger
I was trying to reflect his personality in them.
I got it pretty accurate to the sketch I did, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Is he part hippy part dick?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# He's interested in LOLitics,
and listens to space rock.
It's also meant to show that he thinks he's cool but actually isn't (though I'm not going to tell him that bit)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'm sure he's a nice guy...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Says the king of cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# See your friend?
That's you that is
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Pfft!
b3ta.com/board/9286989
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# He's got cameltoe....
and your haircut.

L. What's L stand for?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Because he's got little legs!
Heh.

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *pokes nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *ninja defenses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I WAS BEING NICE YOU HOUND
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# HAHAHA. My hair is MUCH longer than that.
The L is a stencil I made for my curtains because I'm obsessed with Death Note now.
This is L.
L!

And this is my work in progress L.
L!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# it's still a curly side parting.
I'm going to watch the Strangers tonight. Looks poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# it is poo.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# That's not ClanSoul!
The chin isn't big enough! Also, there is no silly hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ^This
plus he's overweight and I most certainly am fucking not.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Erm,
you call him overweight?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Yeah, why?
He's fully aware and is trying to lose weight.
I'm fully supportive, he knows that.
He and I joke about the fact that I eat far more than he does, yet I look like this.
http://www.clansoul.com/photomanipulation/40000.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Well he really doesn't look overweight to me,
Looks about average. You however, despite the obvious issues with your naked body, look mildly anorexic.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I'm definately not anorexic.
I eat and eat and eat and eat and eat!

And he is overweight.
He may not look it in the picture, but he is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Whatever Kate Moss!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Trust me, though, I'm not anorexic.
I don't want to keep talking about this, though, because a friend of our family IS anorexic and it's a bit of an issue at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Fair enough.
Tell her to eat something.

/helpful blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I like how you assume it's a her.
It is, and she's getting better, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# 90% of people who suffer from eating disorders are female.
Assuming that the person is female is not outlandish.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# You have no genitalia
How do you masturbate?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Awful.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# * Gets cock out again...

He uses this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Wanking by proxy
clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# You can fuck off calling mine poxy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Is he Weird Al Yankovics love-child?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# ^this^
but needs more accordian
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# He's got one of those rubber bricks you throw in swimming pools instead of a left foot.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# throwing
left feet into swimming pools is very unhygienic.
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bronze Swimming Medal win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# have you made a DNA comparison between yourself and him yet?
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Isn't he from the West Country?
That would just be a waste of time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# :D
Makes a change to not be slagging off Archie and his kind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I'm from the West Country.
I can confirm it's full of toothless, fingerless, badger-fucking, unintelligble, inbred cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# ^Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# You don't have to tell me!
I own the Idiots Guide to Stereotypes :D

Smelly French Bastards!
Pisshead Jocks!
Fucking Convict Australians!
Sheep Shagging Welshmen!

They're all in there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I find that offensive!
*Crunches carrot*
*Marries cousin*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# That's not just any cousin.
That is a West Country cousin!*

*West Country Cousins may contain traces of brother, sister, mother, father and goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ?
I photoshopped my friend's clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# He looks nothing like me. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# * Looks again....

* FWAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Prove it!
*fools ClanSoul into posting more pictures for everyone to shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Where Corned Beef Comes From...


roasted pea from about 4 years ago, whee.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha! Great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hehe
my mum used to tell me dandelion and burdock was cows wee... cos they ate the dandelions and wee'd it out.

figured out this was a lie when i was about 10
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Doesn't stop it tasting like it though.
Not that I've had cows wee or anything...




...¬.¬
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Noice!
I keep thinking that's the Death Star in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Have you felt the bubbles melt...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# *boke*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# win!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# haha
yuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Top quality, but I'll probably never eat another Aero.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Eeewww
Nasty
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *sniffs*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *BOKE*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# nice bubble ploppery
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# this x 1million
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Thanks guys!
Took me fart oo long to do....


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Bwahahahahahah...
:D *clicks* then runs...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# YOU DIRTY OLD MAN!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# COR! That's a beauty! Have a click.
Today's b3ta has really put me off eating. I've had to suppress several heave-ups.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# *adblock*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# haha whut?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# EGGS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Eeeeek!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# This is perfectly reasonable.
Obama top left?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# yep, obama and rumsfeld
they're all in on it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Fucking typical.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# JEEZY CREEZY!
What the hell is going on in your head, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Well, that's fine, then.
*fritattas*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I was really hoping that was catnipppp then :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# :D yay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# i fucking love this.
a huge fucking amount. has dear dee gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I think he might have got so forcefully self righteous about his "theories"
that he disappeared up his own bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I think Icke may have told him to stop fighting the losing battle
and just post his pics.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Man, that is so accurate I thought it was him as I scrolled.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# this is something that I like to see,.
woo :)

mum fucker needs a toothbrush though :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# hahahaha, took me some time to notice it's you :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh! This worked in my head until I started it.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Pah, babybel?
We actually just served it up to patients as crispy bacon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Are you back at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Nope, although it may not be long
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Good luck ladykins
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# tj: Hello lovely!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hello sweetie!
*cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Oh for bloody...
I AM NEVER GOING TO EAT AGAIN AFTER THIS COMPO
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Why is it always knob-cheese in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *massive LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# * doffs hat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
Do I have to dip my bellend in hot red wax first?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Was about to have some of these with lunch.
Don't think I will now.
(??no-idea??, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# And they also fit fanbelts....
/obscure?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Special Sauce

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *tries to suppress gag reflex*
*fails*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Well played sir
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ewwwwwwpffffftttt....

sneak this one in - beer is food!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hi, i'm tom o'bedlam and I endorse this image


/works in walkabout and once accidently let my boss buy me a VB. horrible, horrible drink
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# It is a cheap alternative to Drain-o, in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# VB ftw
even if it DOES come from a camel
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ive only eaten from mcdonlads about 20-30 times
so ive probably only ate someones spunk say,2 or 3 times?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# No,
about 20-30 times.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# damn,everytime
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Did you ever have a milkshake?
Thats pure chilled jizz that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# #60
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# In my head-brain
I hear the last panel in a very loud "Banzai" type shout
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# you're inside my head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# The best part of this is
The blood stain looks like a question mark, so its like, open to interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice one kettleman
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha
That's gunna stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Well if he put it too close to the lamp it would.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# i think you could post this
8 or 9 more times - that'd be REALLY funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# OK:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# i dont get this
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# image above.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Despite everything
He keeps his poise
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# There was a lot of kettle:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Yays
This is science!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# *heartily approves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# grand!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# You are a genius.
I hate it when that happens. That's why I gave up reading the BMJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# i've lost a lot of good medical student friends for this very reason
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# To lose one good medical student friend is unfortunate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *Wildes in the bum*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# *dances in the street*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha oh yes

b3ta's seriously lacking in ninjas lately
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Did someone say ...
NINJAAAAAAAAAA !

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# lots of lovecraft but very little pirates or ninjas
we need balance here people!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a little known fact that some shops do stock Welsh Eggs
But the higher the bounce. The more likely it will be packaged and sold as a Scotch" one.

(something to do with the breadcrumbs)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Yays. I remember the last time I was in Cheltenham they had a farmer's market with an entire scotch egg store! Oh the choices!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# A whole stall devoted to the wonderful "meal-in-a-ball"
what a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# The meat could be rabbit, or pork, lamb, boar, venison, hare etc etc
with loads of different herb all the eggs were freerange or organic obviously:D
Woohoo! found it you can buy them online!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Ooo, I'd love to try a boar, venison or hare one.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# They're not cheap
But they're not small and the ingredients are really good quality.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# They sound lovely,
but £3 for a scotch egg? Get ye tae fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# They're BIG!
With tons more meat than you'd get in a shop one with no air pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# *ignores*
*goes and buys twelfty sainsburys basics "snack" eggs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Eeeeeeeew
You don't even want to know what happens to the poor piggy who's meat they imported!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# O YES
Vegetabularian scotch eggs are one of the finest things ever known
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I just attempted to make poached eggs and failed. I think the eggs are not fresh :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Go with lovely buttery scrambled eggs instead
much less hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ^this^
Scambled is the hassle free fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Already done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# poached eggs are tricky.
the b3ta guide is surprisingly helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I have mastered them in the main
now, took me years though. Unfortunately, without fresh eggs you're on a hiding to nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# i tried making them a few months back and didn't think to check whether my clingfilm was heatproof or not
one molten gloop of plastic and egg later I was a wiser man
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# cor... i fancy one of them now
i just had a lovely ham, mustard and salad sammich and a nice can of cloudy lemonade. it feels like summer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# lovely stuff, sir
as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :D
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# \o/
I logged on just in time.

Thanks for the useful info. I shall use this scale the next time I use an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] 100% real meat
surely its bindun



Click for bigger (100 kb)
(??no-idea??, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha. Naah far too much fresh meat for them
Can take up to a year from slaughter to burger.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# no wai!?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Wai!
It's so bad that there is no flavour or smell what so ever.
Anything you taste is chemical additive. They're so strong in concentrate for that if you were to drop about twenty drops of each in an Olympic sized swimming pool after it circulated you have a big mac tasting and smelling pool!

EDIT: They don't treat their staff much better. Try Googling Macdonalds workers and unions and see what you get.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# citation needed
danke
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Easiest for the first part would be in Fast Food Nation (saves me searching)
Second explains itself.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# so..
i need to read a whole book and/or watch a movie? pfft, sounds like a lot of effort :/
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# It might do where you are, but not here in Oz
Here, max time from abattoir to your dinner burger is 3-6 months, depending on what freezing regime they use. We have done a couple of storage trials for Maccas where I work (not-so-secret Govt. organisation) and your frozen burgers are normally no more than 4 months of age, as after that, the fat oxidises and starts to go rancid, even at -80 degees Celsius.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahahahahhah! I'm so hungry right now, I could actually eat a McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
*distracts*

www.gbkinfo.com/GBK_Menu.htm
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Cor!
Looks like I know where I'm going for my birthday this year!
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Their burgers are really lovely - and...
They will cook them rare, too!

plus - the garlic mayo they do for the chips is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Nom nom nom
That does sound tasty indeed. I can't eat spicy food because it makes my face explode and I'm allergic to pasta, so finding good places to eat is kind of difficult. But that's awesome! My tastebuds thank you :)
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *bows*
You're very welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I find their garlic mayo disturbing...
... it's so much stronger than simply eating garlic that it's a little off-putting.

Fantastic burgers thou' - had one for lunch on Monday and it was first class.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I agree, it is a little anti-social...
but I do rather like it.

That says rather too much about my state of mind....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# On the internet...
... no-one can smell you breath.

Wasn't that the tag-line for something?
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# If not, it should have been....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# oh you sod, there is one of those behind my office. *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# ;-)
Then my work here is done....

*orders double cheeseburger to go*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *drools*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *dabs corner of Trelly's mouth with silk kerchief*
I think I got it all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Not likely
Still going
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *stuffs Cheeseburger in Trelly's gob*
That should sort it then....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# There's one in MK!
*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# You see?
It's a good thing I'm here, eh?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# It is!
Now, how can I persuade someone to take me there and pay for my food?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Milton Keynes?
Good luck with that...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Well the in-laws are down in a couple of weeks
They're generally good for a free meal
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I like your style, young Trelly
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Apparently they use
100% steak quality beef for their meat.

That's what I do with a quality steak mince it up and make a burger
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ^ this, with exquisitely polished knobs on
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ...
100% steak Korean quality
(??no-idea??, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# That's it!
Beef suitable for killing vampires! Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Yeah, well there's a trick to that....
The definition of 'steak' is a pretty loose one. Any piece of meat that is classed as tissue meat (i.e. not offal or 'green' meat as it can be so quaintly referred to) can fall under the nomenclature of 'steak quality'. It's essentially a nonsense word combo, as I know I've had some pretty low quality steaks in my time!

/Food Technolgist, specialising in meat. Meat nerd to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ski Sundae..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# she's to hot to laugh about!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# technically speaking.. 'was' is more accurate.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# technically speaking 'is' still warm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Threadjacking
as there's a 90% chance it's bindun



Q'n'D'n' somewhat seamsy
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# LOL
Boy, you sure know how to kill a thread !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Oh yes.
"Would you like parmesan on that, Sir?"

"No - if I wanted tramp's sock-flakes on my food I'd have asked for them up front, thank you very much."
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# \o/
Your sig! You wonderful chap, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hehe, I'm gonna leave it like that for a while :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
#
Blimey. That was relatively quick! I'm off to the Tamworth Snowdome tomorrow, but I'll be sure to take my helmet (fnar!).
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# pffft
you horrible man
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOO
no
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The Heinz secret is revealed!
That's what gives them that unique texture!


(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# holy shit
is that ear hair?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Heinz only choose the hairest of ears!
Better for gathering them "special" waxes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahah
bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Heinz brain beans
i'll take 100 please
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# HP/Beanston Bean
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# You said, "Take away my bad dreams"...
So the Big-Wigs removed Your Dream Beanz!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
#
Best Beans?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# what a ludicrous question!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Yeah! What's with the results though?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Sadly, I can't take part in this survey
as I despise haricot beans.

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# They hardly taste like haricot's after they've been processed so long.
I have made baked beans before with butter beans though. Kicked the living shite out of the original.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Butter Beans?
OHGODNO!!!

*chucks up everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# BEANIST!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Beans are the scrapings from under Satan's foreskin
100% fact.

Edit: Apart from French Beans. I like those.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I prefer to omit such things from my list of approved comestibles
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# SOme people as so unadventurous.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Indeed they are,
and I lambast them for such behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# has bean:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Heinz Beans, + a good amount of Heinz Ketchup + a level tablespoon of caster sugar.
heat until bubbling, and pour ofver hot thicky buttered toast.

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# sod the sugar it's got sugar already
cheese is what you want to be adding!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Tesco's own brand beans are the best you can get
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# pftt, heinz winz
branston beans are too hard and firm for my liking.. i like my beans with a bit more mush
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Bloody Nora
You've put me off beans now you bastard.

Great pic tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] CFB this is completely true


Clicky for animated bits (172 kb)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# pea-bosons?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# ATOMSLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hashahahahahha, that would be a far more watchable movie :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# *glees* I very much like this punnage..
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I just hope they get it up and running again soon

or there'll be no more split peas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# yay!

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# peans?
why not beas?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] They make your sunday dinner holy!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Christianity Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Nyom
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I don't think aunt bessies taste devine anyway..
you can't beat mums yorkshire pud !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# but they won't get you to heaven
now will they?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha
*gets out of mothballs*



Damn! How long was I in those mothballs for!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# lol
jews are well fussy
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Woo!
Yay for the Jeasy Queasy!
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# How fucking
lazy do you have to be to not make your own Yorkshires?
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Always made me hungry...
(Daimonion, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I fucking love Peperami :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Oh great, now Im going to throw up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Simple answer - BAN TOBACCO.
Oh noes - because it makes us LOTS OF MONEY.

So lets just keep the junkies hooked like the whores they are, while simultaneously ostracizing them, taxing them as hard as possible, and then condemning others for, er ... selling drugs ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *is happy being a whore*
*only buys his smokes abroad*

/Gordon McBroon can fuck right off blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *befriends*
*grooms*

Got a spare tab, mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Most certainly....
*Nick-o-teens*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# *applauds*
Excellent, sir - one for every occaision....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# WIN!
Blummin hell!

I remember joining the Nick o Teen club and getting my mum to, er ... crush all her ciggys.

/indoctrinated 6yo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Cunning plan
Did she then buy some more?
(Daimonion, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Of course.
Mind, she's given up now, and gives me grief about how I shouldn't smoke.

I'm 34. I'm determined not to end up going "But mu-um ... ! That's SO unFAIR!"

It's an uphill battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Psychology
I find if you let em catch you mainlining heroin through your eye they leave you alone about the cigs.
(Daimonion, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# cigs here are a quid a packet
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Here they're ...
Well I haven't smoked tailors for years, and last time I was drunk enough to try to buy some the machine in the pub was bust, but I think it wanted about £5.70 for 16.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I love peperami
they are like a snack kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# a fun-size kebab if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# That's it, I'm off to the Dragons Den
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I'm much more than funsized.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Photos or GTFO
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# don't tempt me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Alright, you win...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Tube thingy needs more CDC
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# lol epic
i hate peperami...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

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