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[challenge entry] Adapted from an ad campaign
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# lol smurf impression.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Haha
"nipsy like the Japanese flag"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Well, which one is it then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# the black one
derrr! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
sorry the afro - saxon one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# pfft
but can't imagine many taxi drivers picking you up if you've vommed in your own hair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I want to know how one manages to piss in ones
own hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# personally, I'd just put the tip of my cock on my head and wizz.
I think some facebook person isn't going to like me very much soon...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Levers and pulleys



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# SCIENCE D:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# morning b3tans
green man
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Mike Wasowski!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# that did occure to me after
i made it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# It's not a bad thing!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# cheers
but was trying for something original :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Ning Jesse!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ning sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# it looks pleased with itself.
clip from paul hogan show. I blame redsushi
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# he just farted
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# How the hell can you blame me for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# i started looking at aussie ads after someone posted that lemonade ad
in response to you're remark.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Whatever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I've got this really painful pimple next to my nose :(
I remember this from when I was a kid:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J03R_62la4g&feature=related

I just saw this as well:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOvM2uYVkVs&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :D Ning Jesse
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Morning sir

I think I've been playing Spore too much this last week. All I see is places where I can but a narwhal horn.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# i'd love to play that
one day i will! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# He's eaten Superman!
Hello rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Place the condom over the head of the church

(I'm not English, hope the text is understandable)
(BobilFlass, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# the english is fine.
and the picture is good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Compo that bad boy with the edit button :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Haha, I am lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That's brilliant, compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# !?
Thanks! But what is "compo"?
(BobilFlass, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# The compo is the competition, the Image Challenge,
Click Edit on your post above, then where you see it says This Is A Normal Post click the blue arrows, then choose A Challenge Entry: Wrong Instructions and it will be entered into the compo when you save the changes.

*edit* hmmm, you appear to be linking directly to this: www.brainflower.com/ are you sure this 'shop is yours? If so you shouldn't really link directly to another person's site as it's frowned upon. Unless it's your site of course.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Done
Thanks.
(BobilFlass, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Yes it is mine
Brainflower.com is my site.
(BobilFlass, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Well, that would explain it.
Carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# LOLS, I wish we could do this to the death causing science twisting wanker!
I wish we could do this to the death causing science twisting wanker!Also somewhat ominous ad on icanhascheezburger.com: OBEY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I spotted that the other day
2 rules of flat stomach
1 rule of flat stomach

also: man/woman
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I hadn't even noticed those points tbh, just the OBEY thing,
so ominous and confused, well, I'm convinced!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I just read it as the golden rule was to simply learn more.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Haha!
Lose weight, change sex, learn more, OBEY!

Must be the latest government directive?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Golden rule: don't put anything in your gob
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# silly mediocre. you put your finger in there to make you vomit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# OOOOOOOOooooooooooooooobeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy
My missus gets tit-job ads on face book, it makes me angry, like hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Science is a lie
It was created to test our faith in the one true God. Even the internets is a lie.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahah political
very clever and well shopped woo to you. This could well do the rounds; good thing you tagged it!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Excellent bit of 'shopping there, and the English is perfect.
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Good work
the Pope is a silly old cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# haha!
i read your subject line to the tune of "pass de dutchie"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# send this to the vatican NOW
and write a letter of complaint that they have not followed the instructions
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
#
Step 1: Laugh, Giggle or Snigger appropriately
Step 2: Click "I like this!" under image
Step 3: Boycott B3ta if this doesn't win
(eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Great!
/likes
/clicks
/emails to the world

I demand a purpler face!
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:03, archived)
# Superb!
...and entirely accurate.
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# FIRE!

cfb, 937kB

'nings!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Arf!
I went to the shop to buy some green rizlas, just green rizlas. I have now returned with a can of R Whites, a can of coke, The Observer, A card for my mums birthday. And no rizlas.

This makes me angry face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Are you a Secret Lemonade Drinker?
2nd immediate thought : The Fast Show. "Even better than that dear... I've got a frying pan, some cream crackers and a CD of Bolivian folk music."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# No, I am not.
I am very open about my lemonade consumption :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqBa7eay6Fo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhGJvGhIzaw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# "A tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something, kid!"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
#
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I vaguely remember that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# It was pure unadulterated wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtYr6QBV-4w&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Why can't you Australians handle
a proper sized beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# what a pint? the beer sizes are odd and not standard around the country
but we just drink more of them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Whatever, you poofs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# no pooftahs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PfDro1UGUo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# What?
Like the 2L Darwin Stubby?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I want a giant inflatable Bratwurst
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Aye, I remember it well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
use the observer instead.

ed: if you soak one edge in the sugary lemonade it might go all sticky after a while...

please test this I have to know...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I went to the shop as soon as I posted that message.
Luckily it is only a minute away so crisis averted. You can all go back to getting on with your lives now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# BUT I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN MAKE A SUBSITUTE FAG PAPER
FROM A NEWSPAPER AND SOME LEMONADE THIS IS IMPORTANT.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Tough shit!
I am already coughing and spluttering enough from my cold to destroy my lungs by smoking paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# as opposed to destroying your lungs by smoking tabbaco?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *ignores the warning*
*lights up cigarette and drinks tea*

Fuck you cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# just remember to get your papsmear...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I wouldn't like to think where I would
have my smear taken....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# are you Tracy Jordan?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *sits in angry chair*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha nicely :)

morning teh board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Morning teh mediocre!
Hows life in Dutch land?

Make sure to take the piss out of drbroon, Prodigy69 and The Hedgehog from Hell today!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ha, all is well over 'ere
expecting some company soon, so I don't think I'll be here long.

Why do we need to take the piss out of those people?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Because of this!
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7963110.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Haha what is this foot-ball they keep talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Some silliness.
However, this was a good weekend.

England won and Wales and Scotland lost! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# England lost the rugby, so did wales and scotland.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# England only lost the rugby by one place.
Wales lost the rugby by 3 places and scotland by 4. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# you still fucking lost...bite the bullet and admit it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# yup this. It's not by how much. It doesn't matter.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Blah blah blah
;) Ning Prodge! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hungover to buggery :)

and all this clocks going forward has me confused
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I knew something was wrong! I forgot about that.

I am also hungover to buggery. I was drinking some Brandy liqeur thing from Austria last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hehe I can appreciate the source of merriment
but I really don't give one single fuck about football ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# hoops went down i presume?
didn't think drbroon and hedgehog were from glasgow though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Nah, it was international weekend.
Scotland lost to Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# oh i see.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# you can't take the piss out of someone who knows
his national team was going to get humped from the start.

We didn't expect to win.
We're shit and we know we are.


I love how you lot think you're world beaters again after one good win...
trust me, for having all those great player you're really not that good.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Arf!
What are you talking about?

Beckham is the best player in the world and he is gonna win the world cup single handedly for us ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Bla Bla Bla!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# goeiemorgen!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# mogguh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Fucking ceiling cars again!


I see stuff when I wake up, sometimes for a minute or so. I've seen this little bastards on 2 occasions now, about 6 months apart. I wake up then watch them rally-up and drive back into a black square in the ceiling. About 5 of them. This is a photoshop of what I see.

Little bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# what do you consume beforehand?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# it's not related to the consumption of anything
quite possibly a naturally high level of DMT. I get both Hypnagogia and Hypnapompia, this is related along those lines.

I've seen all sorts of weird things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# ceilcat flaps?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I was thinking of
laying down some traffic lights that i can switch to red remotely, that would fuck them up!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ....where are the cars?
*looks confused*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# well they aren't "real"
It's a mild hallucination caused when I wake up. I've seen these on the ceiling.

If you mean, "where in the pic", then the little grey things with lights on the front and tank stylee tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# why do you have a cat flap on your ceiling?
edit : damn the time is wrong on b3ta - waaah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha
the hole is part of the hallucination ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# oh right
...do you have 4 little windows? (to my untrained eye... it looks like when you look at something reallky bright and when you close ur eyes you can still see it kinda thing... well if you have 4 little windows that is...)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# nope :)
I've seen whole people walking about before. It's not an illusion of light, it's down to brain chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# just checking
have you tried eating lots of cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# to make it more intense?
haha, stress brings it on more. One time, even freakier, I saw my brother wearing a white suite, he stood there and looked at me, then went and stood by the wall and faded away. I had various dreams involving him that night too.

The next day I got a call quite early and turned out he was in hospital.

The brain is a weird thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Wearing a "white suite?" : /
(Good Penny, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hallucinations?
that's what they want you to think...

Also, on a !related note, grats to Jenson Button and Brawn GP :)
(tool, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# shh i've not watched it yet
la la la i'm not listening
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'VE SEEN IT!!! THERE ARE MOTOR CARS
THERE ARE CRASHES!!
THERE IS A WINNER!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# aww man you've just ruined it :(
dammit! now i gotta goto work - bye bye b3ta, save me some cake!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# he speaks truths
also, the BBC coverage looks to be much better than ITV already, eddie jordon is great
(tool, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I got channel 10 coverage...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# You are a bad man
Glad I stayed up to watch/ fall asleep through it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
#
4 cans of relentless are keeping me awake... although just worked that out as almost 1000 calories ha
(tool, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# And you get that for free?
*envies*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# ...and later FUCKNUT and ARSECANDLE.

Ted Maul in the distance
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# nice!
been using the words Fucknuts and Arsecandle for years, but didn't recall exactly where they were from :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I don't believe that.
You managed to horse me with only one letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Ha, expert horselinkage
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# NEEDS MORE DIPLOFUCKYOUADOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is exactly what I needed this morning
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# TOAG
text on a gif

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Nah, surely it's TOAD
Text on a Dinosaur?
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# now change Sam Neil in to Steve Coogan and write
Piss Cock Partridge on the side of the dinosaur :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I was going to do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I AM A CUNT-REX
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# This.

Best. QOTW. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:01, archived)
# ^ The Kray Twins?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:06, archived)
# Damn it's 3am here
I just realized how tired I am.
G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)
# BALLS.
I HEARD A RUMOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# My dog used to do that every morning
We all had to run away when he decided to have a good stretch...
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Ning!
(Fly Projector, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Your pubes appear to have fallen of?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Radiation!
(Fly Projector, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:11, archived)
# cock rocket?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# would both at once.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# this is gorgeous.
and i mean it this time. i'm not just humouring you. honest.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# This has noise and birds.
I am happy. AAU too, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# That's sick that
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Donk them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!
BHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 7:04, archived)
#
Cockweasle should do this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Not there best album...
but damn i still luv that band!
(Fly Projector, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)
# oh yeah he should ride it like a bitch!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Perfect setup, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 7:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# ok ok relax kids it's got rez but it's no bass drop sine
(Fly Projector, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 7:07, archived)
# haHA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 7:09, archived)
# ELECTRO!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 7:24, archived)
# TECHNO
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# bangin donk tha',kid.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:13, archived)
# Ow
my face!
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)
# microwave
wow

i've been needing a place to throw away my rotten oranges
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:31, archived)
# awesome
edit: what's that near the door of the sewer?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:32, archived)
# spraypaint can
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:39, archived)
# Spectacular work. GJM just doesn't do these megamaze/game ones justice.
Thank you in always possible for your efforts. I shall make the effort to reply with more of
these 3D retellings of your characters in time. WOO YAY AND HOUPLA.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)
# this
also i really want to play pokemon right now.

also: what are some other fun rpgs for the gameboy advanced i might want to get?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:35, archived)
# GBA Ruby, Sapphire or better Emerald-- Pokémon are the best!
I actually like them more than the Diamond/Pearl DS ones. All the Zelda
adventures are deep enough to keep you going for more than a few
hours(four swords is tops there). Fire Emblem (stones) is fucking ace.
For good tactical adventure(station to station) Lord of the rings(third age).

Few others stand out as well as those, so that is my top picks out of the GBAs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)
# thankz
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:39, archived)
# epic. I think that's the longest i've ever spent looking at a b3ta pic.
now write it in flash so i can play it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:39, archived)
# My word that's buisy! ....but woo!
(Fly Projector, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:42, archived)
# WOW
EJM
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 6:59, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Wow
that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:05, archived)
# Good work Microwave!

* Now make something funny
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)
# This needs to be made.
*goes and plays Final Fantasy while I wait*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# fucking awesome
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# fucking hell, that's great.
also, the people who don't like your posts probably seethe when they see your epics. so, fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# wow. just wow.
an epic too big for the frontpage... fuck it anyway!

i am so tempted to spend a day making this game with Multimedia Fusion
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# super :)
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Started out thinking:
"Got to hang this above the back of the toilet for those who piss standing up"

Finished thinking "Definitely in front of the toilet for those who enjoy spicy foods!"

RAWK ON!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Wow!
We'll all be over here embarrassed by our relative shiteness then...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# O_0
aceness is too weak a word
I think I love you
EDIT: solved!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# w/y/h
yay for retro gaming

(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Words
can't describe how awesome this is. How long did it take?
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Absolutely feckin' brilliant, Microwave
*click*

This impresses me muchly
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I love it
excellent work :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# awesomeness

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# That is one of the best things I have ever seen on the internet, let alone one of the best on this site.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I love these
they remind me of back when I used to like Zelda.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# That is spectacular
Amazing work.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Bah I keep dying!
This is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Expensive Viagra
(Neville Squamous, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)
# we want robots...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)
# i love atomics animations i do wowi wow wow
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)
# this one does have some nice movements...
... :P...GOODNIGHT GUYS!...thanks for putting up with me,... i'm off!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Cya.
Always nice to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Look, it's a /talk troll!
Hello! Can I interest you in some moderately priced viagra?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)
# He's got a higher /board than /talk post count.
He's one of your trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# TROLLS???????????????
FUCK A TROLL IN THE ANUS WITH A RUSTY SPIKED DILDO (JUST NOT ME)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Alas, not. I think I might have used my/an older account if I had such.
I've regretted lurking for so long--what with the dicksize(low-number) comparisons that go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)
# I've an account numbered OVER 9000!
But forgot the login details and had to re-register.
I did remember them last year, but don't use it, not even for lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Handy. Even though you're not the type to get B& but mistakes can happen, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Are you sure?
The government actually define what a lol is
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5067296/government-define-lols
(sanguine_badger, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
# DONT FALL FOR HIS DEALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIAGRA IS GAY!!!!!!!!

JUST USE HEROIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Careful though...
...it's quite moreish :o)
(I_tickle_myself, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# cheap viagra
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)
[challenge entry] CHEAP FUCKING ANTI-VIAGRA, INSTANT EUNUCH!!! NEVER FUCKING HAVE TO FUCKING BUY FUCKING VIAGRA EVER FUCKING AGAIN!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)
# I have a real entry half done, but... yeah...
Ok, let me edit the title and shit.
edit: Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# thank God for cock rests...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)
# HAA HAAA...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:53, archived)
# He loves it!
HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)
# ...because it can't...
...and it won't... and it don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:58, archived)
# OK! ....i want to see what there children look like!
(Fly Projector, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)
# heh heh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:59, archived)
# YES! ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Flap being SNARNfucked™?
What a strange thing to log on to! :D

Oh and someone was asking about a Flap badge... not sure who made it, but it's been lurking in my profile forever:
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Happy Internets
:)
(chippy time travel agents, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# oewne0d
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)
# oh noes....
poor old flap (chuckle)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# ...

i got nothing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# That's one hell of a headache!
Mine only feel like it's doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)
# I got nothing, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)
# i can smell
her cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Okay, I made this up years ago: this is my take on it:
[and this is based on how we sing it in America, the country formerly known as the unfortunate child of the fecking world]

It goes:
"Infinite bottles of beer on the wall,
Infinite bottles of beer,
You take one down, pass it around,
Infinite bottles of beer on the wall!"

Well, bindun in infinite alternate universes I suppose.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# good time to upload...anything...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
# 'Ello!

(Fly Projector, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
# yikes!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)
# fly my pretty
be free!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Good Bubby!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)
# *sadface*
ew
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# now show us the do-it-yourself enema fountain
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# what a dumb ass...
...he could've drank from the tank in the back where the water is fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# He's using gravity instead.
Not so dumb after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
# ...yeah...but...
...i just got done in there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:31, archived)
# YIKES!
shoulda got a pro in

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# GLUBL GLUB GLUB
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Hang on...
I know what this is.
It is for if you are trapped in a burning but fully airconditioned (i.e. no opening windows) hotel building.
He's doing it wrong though, he needs to poke the tube a bit further then he can breathe.

Breathe the foul stench of a hundred tourist's diarrhoea emissions.
(karnuvap, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hai late B3ta peeps
have a cat : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# is there nothing more contented
than a cat?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)
# nothing
nor anything so entertaining than a confused cat
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)
# they love it though
and thrive on the drama - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:54, archived)
# i'm cool, are you cool? 'cos i'm cool. you still cool? i'm cooler than ice, aren't I? fucking cool as fuck. cooool. that's me mr. cool
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKITSLIKETHEREAREANTSINSIDEMYSKIN

cool as ice...


*repeat until dinner time*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Awwwz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# awww.................how sweet...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)
# That's creepily cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:46, archived)
# headless cat of the apocalypse
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)
# *peas again*

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:43, archived)
# awwwwwwwww....
cute lil' tike!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:49, archived)
# HAPPY AND ROUND
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:49, archived)
# ALL ROUND HAPPY :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)
# mew mew wants some...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)
# You make the best animations :D
I love every one ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)
# thanks man!...

...i only attempt to amuse.... (nice name!)... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)
# O fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# \o/
'wants'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# *Strokes*
Good kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)
# CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)
# yeee :D
here have one back
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Hahaha :P
This is great
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)
# freaky knife fight cats FTW!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Hahahahah
Crazy kitty, :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Hahah, do you spend all your free time drawin' cats?
I imagine if we could compile all your drawns over time and into the future in one giant autobiography it would be like a steady encroachment of madness, like reading someone's diary and finding out they've written something about you. Then finding out they've written something about you every day become increasingly creepy.

"Here we can see some cats dancing, here we see some wearing funny hats, and here we see some cats recreating the rape scene from A Clockwork Orange."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:54, archived)
# :D
you know me
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)
# I swear if you draw cats doing the Singing in the rain rape scene from A Clockwork Orange I will love you forever and totally draw whatever you want.

Also, cat riding the nuke in Dr Strangelove.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# i dunno, man, rapin' cats sounds like furry territory to me
nuking cats, however, MAYBE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Not even the bit where the cat smashes the massive cock statue over the old lady cat.
Fuck I can't stop seeing the film entirely acted by cats now....

....

Must. Repent.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# that's how i think ALL THE TIME
the bit about the cats, i mean. not cock statues.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)
# not a good idea...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)
# I fucking knew the cats were responsible for Chernobyl.
Also the bears.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)
# i think that cat is the product of chernobyl
also is s.t.a.l.k.e.r. any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)
# it's FANTASTIC
unless you're the kind of guy who shits himself when he encounters a bug and complains about how every game is the buggiest game ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:22, archived)
# That's not Chernobyl.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)
# That's how he got big to start with! :P
(Fly Projector, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)
# animate it...
...he's cool!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Awww fuck this thread is so full of win I may weep
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Pretty kitty
I think i want these kittys tattooed on me, namely the dancing ones that got fp'ed during the week.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
That's lovely. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)
# *likes cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)
# great, tits!!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Awwwwww
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)
# yays/1!
(Fly Projector, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)
# ...these lands are forsaken...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Ah-Ha...
...you've been there as well!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:17, archived)
# I also visited
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# stay away from the white horse...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# I fear for Rohan.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Flaps!
Havent seen him in ages :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)
# I did one the other day
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# It does indeed
I knew you'd keep the spirit of Flaps alive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# He's called "Flap", and yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I could swore it was Flaps
Flaps sounds funnier.
Oh well, Flap it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# This is the original.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# F L A P !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Hey, didnt you make a fan club badge for Flap?
didnt you make a fan club badge for Flap?Like this...

but ya know with Flap on it instead of noobmaster.

Speaking of which whatever happened to good ol' noobmaster?
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)
# after some serious consideration.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Occassionally he comes around
It's always a pleasure when he does :]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Actually I don't think I did.
Though I do remember the lovely Noobmaster! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:49, archived)
# dont you fuckin dare young CS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Make a Flap badge?
I'm not going to :]

Why are you so opposed to it, though?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)
# it would take away all that is Flap!
i can tell you more once we have eaten of the sacred tribal hallucinogen!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Ah, I see.
It'd detract from the raw sponteniety that makes up the essense of Flap!
Fair enough.
I'm off to bed now, I am VERY tired.
It all caught up with me after I stopped consuming tea :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)
# see ya...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)
# i haven't posted this in a while
i think its because we ran out of good new poeple. except Tits. he's fucking brilliant there are new good people. they're all dead, dave.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Tits isnt exactly new....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# i thought he was only a month or two new
i am wholly and utterly, indelibly wrong in every way.

fuck... i'm really really off the ball tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10128
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9313979
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:13, archived)
# LOL
It is 3:15am
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)
# and i'm in the ic trying to write an essay in for yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:17, archived)
# LOL IM AT HOME LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)
# i'm 22 soon :(
i think i'm going to embrace :( :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# LOL UNLUCKY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:34, archived)
# wut? you're making little sense, proof read your essay tomorrow...
ic?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Information commons
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:34, archived)
# ah! the comp lab!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:35, archived)
# atomic's been here for years
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:18, archived)
# i know he has, but this is the only picture i've got with teh fear and domokun and i wanted to join in the pearoasting memes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# ha ha.... sometimes i still feel like a nube... heh heh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:30, archived)
# HAHAHA! Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)
# ...i wanted to include these cats...so... here ya go...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# That landscape looks familiar....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# ...ah........................ well.....i have used it before...(snickers)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# ...(more snickers)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)
# *Topics!*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Shit I'm really tempted to photoshop Wander on the kitten's back trying to stab him now
but I'm far too lazy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# That's my flap!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# yup!...
...UNDEAD FLAP...one of my faves!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)
# YOU DID IT
YOU USED THE BOMB

DAMN YOU TO HELL
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Arrrggghhhhh
its all borkened!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Just something I did messing about at college.

CF1280x800
I also made a special one, just for cr3.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
To explain that a little, cr3 falsely accused Hokerou of commiting the 50ft woman spam (he didn't, I'm pretty sure of that) and Hokerou bears a grudge.
He's just now gotten un-naughty-stepped
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Don't be upset
you just did a naughty and then had the consequences.

of course pasanonic donates too much money to get banned but everyone else has to be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)
# I wouldn't mind if had actually done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I see.
any idea how he decided it was you?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
# I would think that cr3 would have logged the IP address
of the fifty foot twat.

and then done a comparison. Got an irritating brother?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:17, archived)
# He based it on the IP of the person who made the account.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I know exactly who it was.
He used an account I'd made a while ago.
We suspect that he used the IP address that the account was created at to assume it was me.

Which is stupid considering how I was online at the time.

But yes, I have two very annoying brothers that I wish to kill. But that is unrelated.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# eurgh yeah that's a tough one.
there's no reason to suspect that the 'regular' account being logged in has anything to do with being a twat or not.

truth is you let login details slip and got raped for it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)
# I didn't let them slip
We made it to share. To generally be a cunt with. Just not this much of one. The fag needs kicking in the nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# hahaha!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Sorry, was this something recent then?
I presumed he was just blaming you for the 50ft woman bandwagon generally, retroactively.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
What pissed me off is that I missed the Jade Goody stuff :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Yeah a mother dying of cancer after a protracted length of time on mothers day is fucking hillarious.
satirising the media over it was disgusting though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:35, archived)
# An account called "hurr durr" posted tons of threads.
Each one with one of three subject titles, "50" "foot" and "woman"
Then they posted a huge one, I think it was something like 1500 pixels wide.
Then they posted an even bigger one, 50,000 pixels wide.
I saw the end of it, but Rappola filled me in.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# awesomeness it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)
# haa!...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# B& for nothing. What a shame.
You should request a refund. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
An extra week of life as I'm about to die, just to spend on b3ta xD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ARF
not compo but compo inspired
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
'finds matches and imitates'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS ON FIREWORKS NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Helookslikehe'senjoyingthatohyeshedoes
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# YES!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Hahahhaa
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# ahahahahaha
compo it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# will do
taa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# This makes me want to laugh so hard
So hard it cannot be expressed as "HAHAHAHAH" or "lol" or even "*click*" which, by the way, you'll be recieving.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# :D:D
:D :D :D

ps. :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Hahaha yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# To the moon... waite, it is already in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# I can't actually post it here
So 'tis here: www.idiotcorporation.co.nr

Check out our new buttons! (Very proud)

(Also, apologies if the site traps you, it happens sometimes. Something to do with that crappy .co.nr url service. Will get a new one soon.)
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)
# so wow thisa shirt a guy on another forum made my legs just grow
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Utterly amazing.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# you stuck your
penis in a what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# it has a 'leave' button!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# if the site traps me
I'll hunt you down

like it was a hollywood movie

a really low budget gritty one

with lots of grit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# He's no Walrus Man that's for sure.


Click for bigger (359 kb)

Anybody else staying on b3ta to watch the motor cars? ( anyone that's not a complete anti-social fuckwit I mean ).

edit no need to TOTALLY ignore my new picture :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Oh yeah the broom brooms
I think I shall sleep soon, maybe watch the start

ALSO ARROW COCKS!!! OLOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# I was but there's no point with the qualification.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Why?
because the qualification indicates your favourite won't win?

It will be a good race and tyres will be a very interesting issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# What time is kick off?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# they've got the celbs in minis at the moment so I guess about another hour.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# 6am, with one hour killed for silly daylight savings
I want my hour in bed back
(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Oh fuck that, maybe some sleep first
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# 6am our time ( after adjustments )
so I don't think there will be a wheel rolling until 7am.
Being new to the BBC I have no idea what build up they will do. ITV always did an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9313904
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# oh misscomunicated i have, I was refering to the qualification on your statement:
# ( anyone that's not a complete anti-social fuckwit I mean ).

rather than the qualification on the track.

my favourite? webber? haha that guy could barely drive a lawnmower.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# well... i'm here all night because of the essay sitting in front of me that needs writing for yesterday
for some reason I can't spell tonight though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# "A defense mechanism in which the individual attributes to other people impulses and traits that he himself has but cannot accept. It is especially likely to occur when the person lacks insight into his own impulses and traits."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# not that I remotely care in either direction, but we could post that right back to you
let it go, you're free!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# I'm quite comfortable with my personality flaws
I don't accuse other people of having them to avoid admitting my own problems.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# ok koke

what do you believe you achieve by pointing out the flaws in people who aren't listening?

surely this can't be fun for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# he doesn't have anyone on ignore
he just pretends
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# A repost for every occasion!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# haha!
SNORT SOME MORE COKE, SIGMUND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# i see a little air traffic controller
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# rarrr I am a dragon with t-rex arms and i breathe fire n shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)
# What was your relationship with your father like?

Did he die in a plane crash?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# YEEEH HAAAAAAAW!
Let's watch some cars going round and round a track for bloody ages with almost no overtaking or crashes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Whoop! Let's listen to a commentary going on about fuel weights, tyre temperature and pit strategy to make up for the fact nothing interesting is happening!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# stop it.
I'm getting aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Strap some guns to the front of the cars and add DEATH to the name of the event and then we'll talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I think they just need to replace all boring sports with their late 80s and early 90s videogame counterparts.
Formula One becomes Mario Kart, Rugby becomes Speedball (2), and Football gets wiped from the collective consciousness for the good of society.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# I'll give you the Speedball 2
but I'm quite partial to the other two sports.

Mind you. Having Japanese businessmen wank off in your face must be more interesting than rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# I can watch pretty much any sport, except three.
Golf, cricket and motor sports.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# for me it's Rugby,
Tennis, Basketball and Hockey.
I'm sure there are more but those are the ones that need a man and a big gun to officiate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# do you get out to old trafford for the cricket much?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Not any more.
I used to go a lot. Pete Marron (Lancashire groundsman ) lives near and drinks with my old man and used to invite us a lot but he quit last year to do other things so I've not been motivated to go since .

( better fun as guest of Pete's than out in the crowd )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# i'm likely to be working in sheffield over summer so I might try and get over to watch a game or two.
there's sod all worth watching in this city if you don't like football
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I can't stand watching any of them, in the same way I can't see any point in watching someone play counter-strike/whatever game du jour.

Match of the Day for example seems to largely consist of grown men whose only gift to civilisation was the ability to run around a field for prolonged periods of time, sit around in mourning for their lost talent and constantly talk about other people running around a field whilst reminiscing about some of the many fields they had run around.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# you've disappointed me
i can put this down to the accident of you living too far north. isn't your son going to one of the best rugby schools in the country?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I played Rugby League
Just never had any passion for it and can't comprehend why anyone would watch it on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# to be perfectly honest i feel the same level of ennui watching football
some could sit down and explain football to from now until pretty much the end of time and i still won't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Also replace all known chess tornaments with Chess Boxing, the Grandmasters would certainly have to raise their game.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# battle chess
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Fuck that was a great game, almost as good as love chess.

Actually it was much better than love chess.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:02, archived)
# good times
knights fighting knights was best as they went through the Black Knight Sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# I wish I could remember half of the games I had on my amiga (and get a fucking decent working emulator for them) because there were some really ace ones people barely remember.
Brutal Sports Football for instance was great, pretty much what you'd get if you crushed Blood Bowl and Speedball together.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Don't you find
WinUAE works?
I have cloanto's Amiga forever and can get many old games working on it.
Dungeon Master was my staple. Plus the Cinemaware titles and I always enjoyed the point and click adventures like Legend of Kyrandia.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)
# I have Amiga Forever as well but WinUAE is still nigh useless unless you get lucky.
Some games you just won't load, some the controller configuration just refuses to behave, others won't seem to run properly no matter what hardware specs you set. I tried Hunter just the other day, wouldn't cocking do anything. Compared to other system's emulator it seems worthless using the thing and not just dusting off the actual machine.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Woo :D
You are rather talented at colouring in, a 5-year old couldn't do any better ;D
I'm sorry, I am being mean, it is very awesome :)
Why are those arrows on the left penises?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I'm very proud
I drew it and coloured it in ( but I don't think I stayed between the lines )

I can colour a bit better when the muse ( booze? ) takes me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I know I'm not-a-spose-ta go over the lines
But I like to be myself.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# What if I am an complete anti-social fuckwit?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Then you would not have replied
it's the pack mentality you see? You can't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# hang on..
what's the collective noun for a pack of antisocial fuckwits :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# "a pasanonic"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# B3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)

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