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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)

mmmm, legs :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)

i am ris

que?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

YOU RUINED HER :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

Her femurs are..... short.

Legs are all wrong proportioned.

Oh, is she that bird out of Lost? She looks better without all the slap, she looks like one of those Girls Aloud hos with it on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

Caroline Keating > all of them.

www.last.fm/music/Caroline+Keating/+images/5625203

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)

Looks like gelfling.

Smells like gelfling?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

I bet she has a real stinker of a bottyburp brewing

You can tell by the look in her eyes.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

I hate you.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)

she might just have lazy eyes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)

I hate you.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)

I love you

*walks of in a huff*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

gelfling

(waxdart hello., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

women look better without make up on

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

I don't, I look like a farm girl without my warpaint on.

Anyway, on that bombshell I have to leave, because I don't live here and there's no decent food.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)

I'm sure you don't

Take care :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

YOU'RE A PRETTY PANSY.

Byetimes, Wowowowow.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

nowt wrong with farm girls

apart from the slag i lived with for a year

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)

true, nothing wrong with farm girls at all

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

^ This

Saturday morning is when you see how beautiful she really is.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

No, all the time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)

yep

girl I'm kinda with hardly ever wears make up, absolutely stunning

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)

Well that was my (badly-expressed) point.

I know a woman* who, without makeup or artifice, is stunning. Much more attractive than painted beauty. Imagine a natually beautiful, peachy face on a pillow spilled with soft hair and morning sun.

Such a shame that she's so insecure though. Not only is she a natural beauty, but she's one of the finest human beings I have ever met.

*A member here - you know who you are, even though I would never say it.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

wit-wiw!

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)

she has two left or right feet

..does she?

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)

Click for bigger (61 kb)

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Mr Bojangles, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

Haha

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

Death of hundreds of thousand fine.

The post of a guy with Down's I did earlier = awful and you flamed me.
not too sure where the line is :)

(waxdart hello., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

lol

hundreds of thousands of downs sufferers accidentally setting off a nuclear bomb in a search for ice cream

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

O.M.D.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

In other news, I have lost a stone and a half in 4 months :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)

I managed to lose 2 stone in less time than that

but I do miss that left leg I sawed off...

(Congrats by the way. I know how hard losing weight is. Too bloody hard!)

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)

thank you :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)

Hehe!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

Day after my birthday!

phew :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

You're older than I thought!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

I'll say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

Yes, I've aged well

either that or stolen a time machine

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)

great piles of nonsense :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)

Plainsillylols

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

Not at all sinister.

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

I was going to make a comment about the black children. I wont.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

They'll only nick your car in protest.

I shouldn't be giggling now. It's not funny.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

bad wow

*giggles helplessly*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

:D captain obvious

_{I know, I'm a terrible person}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

no cap'n

Horses are terrible people

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

hahaha, lovely :D

Looks a bit like Subway Jethro Tull, but without his flute

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

Oh dear :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

"it says on your CV that you mutilate children"

"ah that's a typo, it should read 'I'm good mates with children'"
"oh i see, its an easy mistake to make. the keys are right next to each other"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)

Hahahahaha indeed

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)

hand should be in the trouser pocket

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

reminds me of Hank Scorpio off the simpsons

Hank Scorpio Pictures, Images and Photos

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

Hahahah I love him

One of the best characters in it :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

He's ace

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

ginger spaghetti haired evil faced man is getting milage

lovely lovely milage :D

also dodgy hand in pocket :(

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

stare guy loves to stare at things

the more he stares the more he loves

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

like glowing portals in to a glassy void

of filthy corruption.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)

Nice to see Pedantichrist out and getting some fresh air

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

I thought I saw him at the weekend

I almost shouted out 'MANLEY' until I realised that if it were him he'd just sneer and do something horrible. It turned out to be a teenager anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

HA!

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)

I own you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)

I don't

and yes I did just type that so I could see the oposite image thing in jeru's pic down there.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

I DO

I'M VERY PLEASED.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

shall we enter into a barter

and see if we can formulate some sort of trade agreements so understandings like this can be reached more often

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

I think yes

but later, as I am not here now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

OH HAI CREEPY LOLLYPOP PERSON

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

in the future everyone will have tusks for 15 minutes.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)

looks like

an old girlfriend of mine

(Swagga, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

this is either an unfortunate state of affairs

or fortunate.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

Would this really be a girlfriend of yours or someone else's girlfriend you found on the internet?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

thanks

(Swagga, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)

Does that work?

I'm Barbarossa and so's my wife, then.

Come on, wifey. I claimed you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)

Lead on.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

Lead on?

Excellent. My half-life is about 700 years.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

Some words just don't work written down. :¬/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

*radiates*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

*basks in radiological glow*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

I have brunged you another leg.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

That looks suspiciously like a thingy

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

SEXLEG.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)

ARGH!

*james spader and rosanne arquette flash back*

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)

WOOHOO!

I'd totally forgotten about Crash until now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

You wanna share him with me?

I got experiments to do.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

You can have that bit there and this bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

Splendid. In return you get the boarder of your choice.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

I want all the pretty ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

I've only enough rope to capture one, I'm afraid.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

A Sam it is, then.

To keep my lap warm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

One ClanSoul coming right up.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)

I shall pet him and feed him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

I can have him put down if you'd like?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

Nooooo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

Damn.

I even bought a crossbow :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

so you went out with her to?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)

Wow lurking = massive!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

poke it with a stick and flush it again, that should get rid of it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

What a pig!

I saw something today that gave me an idea for a silly.... I really dont know if I can be arsed to do it well...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

I have been promised tusks

where are my tusks!

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

Who promised you tusks?

I saw a neon sign that said "Watch Batteries" and it gave me an idea, I grinned as I nomed my cream egg

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)

*see picture caption*

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

and we will be in black and white

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

wearing blouses on a the pebble beach

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

every weekend

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

Hahaha is that Warhol?

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

it's andy warthog

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

i don't know whether i prefer the caption or the picture :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)

what he doesn't tell you is that there's only one pair

and we've got to share.

bastard small print.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

this is very nicely done

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

awww fank oo :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)

Carry on Firing!

(iamgoingtohell, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

This is a remake..

.. of an earlier piece I did today but it looked shit. I'm used as different photo of Sir Alan and another of Sid (which was in black and white).

How did I do?

(iamgoingtohell, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

My own personal opinion is the earlier one was better

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

me too

(waxdart hello., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

can we please have a link to the other one for comparrison

if you've colourised a B&W photo of Sid's face you've done a nice job of it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)

this is true

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)

Original...

.. is at work, I'm on the train at the moment. I did this on my laptop.

(iamgoingtohell, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)

no danger

all in all - this is a thing of great beauty.

well done that person.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)

Yay for colourising - more in profile

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

If you're doing this on purpose well done

The colour pallet you pick to colourise them is spot on for the period of photography

(waxdart hello., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

the original was faded....

it ended up being easier to totally re-colour rather than mess about trying to restore original colours

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

Here is the...

... original Sid James Photo.

imagecache01a.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/171993~Sid-James-Posters.jpg

(iamgoingtohell, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

this one is much better

in fact it is really quite good.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)

Why thank you..

.. kind fellow.

(iamgoingtohell, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)

My wrist hurts and it's not because of wanking because it's my right wrist and I'm left handed.

edit: for some reason my woo didn't show up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)

You haven't got a tingling feeling in your fingers, have you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)

No.

My fingers feel a bit.... tight through. Weird. Ah well, probably nothing, or wrist cancer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)

If you did, it would be Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

It might be RSI or an inflamed tendon or muscle, cold compress and Ibuprofen

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)

Oooh, ta for the tip.

These wrist rests must not be working, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)

God, no. Throw them away, they do more harm then good. I had one and it is partly why I have CTS

If it doesn't feel swollen, use a hot compress and paracetamol

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)

Right, that's what I'm doing tonight then.

Luckily I have the wrists of a 9 year old girl, so I can see when they're swollen.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)

happy to help :)

Are they still attached to the nine year old girl?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

hate those things

my mam has one on her mousemat, and it just gets in the way

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

haha my first response was "she's left handed, gosh... i did not know that"

which is the sort of reaction one is supposed to have if someone like JPG admits to being an anabloic steroid abuser

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)

I am, and I still play my bass right-handed.

Now is the time to be impressed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)

I do that

I right handed, but can only play musical instruments left handed

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)

I didn't know there WERE left handed guitars until I was already playing.

By that point it was too late.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)

I have yet to try a guitar

Some wind instruments both, you just swap which fingers go where

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)

Does it matter with wind instruments though really?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

yes does, if you place your fingers the other way round, you can't play the right notes

I didn't think so, until I tried playing with my right hand at the top and my left on the bottom, just doesn't work. Put my left at the top and my right on the bottom and I could play perfectly

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

Hmmm, I'm not really getting this, but I'll take your word for it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)

I'm the opposite

Left-handed person playing right-handed guitar.

I find it easier making chord shapes with my strongest hand anyway

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

I wish I'd learnt the other way around

finger picking'd be quicker.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

haha

"If you've been affected by left-handedness, ring the BBC Action Line on..."

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)

LEFT HANDEDNESS IS SAVED ONLY FOR THE CHOSEN ONES

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

nicely 'shopped!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)

I went to the place where they film several bits of carry on films

It is a great place to go to

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)

England?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)

\o/ YAY ENGLAND

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)

I'm moving back to the North East in September

*trepidatious*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)

Fuck yeah, England's for winners

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)

I'll miss Scotland though

loads.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)

Go there once a year to visit

and take me so I can giggle everytime someone talks to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)

you're on!

... and with that - I'm away to go and see some friends and have delicious red wine!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)

Have fun, pud.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)

ta ta petal

see you tomorrow for more of the same... I'll bring a board game to cut through the monotony.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)

bits of carry on England were film there

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)

Pinewood Studios?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)

not too far from there, Burnham Beeches

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)

In a new thread - Nice!

* That is the third time I have said that today - I am beginning to think it may not be funny.

WHAT IS EVERYONE HAVING FOR TEA?
- I am having Spam Fritters!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)

i yam having

the remains of the roast pork made into tasty sweet and sour
with oodles of noodles.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)

Bean & Cauliflower Curry

yum

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

arf

nicely done...you got the job:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

Shell Turt

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

To WAR!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

I imagine this cat to whirr.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

whirr's it going to?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)

the land of whirr and honey

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

where MacGuy-whirr lives?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

yes, somewhirr over the rainbow

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

and . . . some don't

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)

in whirrtual reality

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

Click for bigger (379 kb)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

ooooo that looks dandy

does it shoot when It barks

and can it be milked?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

The gun fires by clock work

It is a steampunk gun dog

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

Dog of piece . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

I love the waranimals chronics

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

Best of all elephant guns !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)

Fire All Guns !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

He's great!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

It's ON !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)

It would be a epic battle

*drools*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

FTW !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

Hahahaha! Lovely stuff!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

Safe at least . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

Durp. Secret hat turtle.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

Under cover . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

One never does know . . . does one . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

Ha ha ha!

The cheeky little fucker :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

Neeeeeeer !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

There'll be no stopping them now.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

Off to the front !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

arf!

I'll call him Quijote.

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

Don your helmut !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

can it be kicked?

woo :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

Mind your foot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)

I have steel toe capped boots

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

(((CLANG)))

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

HELMET!

Righty b3ta i'm off - catcha later
edit : those are my eyes / teeth :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

Good lord!

That's going to keep me awake tonight...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

Be seeing you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

that reminds me of "Lexx"

adios SkUG!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)

hahaha

turtley titters:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)

Is it soup yet ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

hahahahahh! An unstoppable fighting machine!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

Scoffing at the emeny !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)

*cavaliers*

*with long flowing locks and ~~debauchery~~ loucheness*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)

Great outfit too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)

Nice new thread of hair and chin

(mr_mekon, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

?:nigga please

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

pick up the pitchforks!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

pick up the flaming sticks of pain

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

pick up the knife of aids

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

pick up the nipplecutters of peace

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

pick up the whip of FAQ

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

pick up the axe of infirtillity

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

pick up the shrunken cock of salty balls

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

Pick up the omlette dream?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

Eh?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

Dear Fresh Water Mole,

Is there a quick way you add a hat to every one of your posts? Or do you put the img code in every time?

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

the what with the what now?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

don't make me get my photo of the goose out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

you want tomorrow

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

Arf

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zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)

You could with the Turner prize with that post. Well done you. No, honestly, it's a work of art. Look, I've gone all "Brian Sewell".

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

lol, I am Brian Sewell

(mr_mekon, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)

Shenanigans

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

DEVO DEVO DEVO

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

This is the worst monday since the last worst monday :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

wow, that was a really bad monday :(

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

It was the worst!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

we didn't even get badges

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)

Another one for the ignore list

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)

ignore is for pussies

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)

Boing...boing...boing....

Thanks to Mediocre for encouraging me to animate this...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

In a new thread - Nice!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

Does it still count as a repoast if its a new image?

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WormuIus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

not if its a new image.

(waxdart hello., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)

Yea, but does it tile?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)

and can it be milked?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)

and is it real?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)

If you now cross your eyes - you can see it in 3D!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

How did you know I'm cross-eyed?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)

if you get it just right, it looks like two Kangaroos fucking

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

heh

that works a treat!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

Haha.

I've been looking at loads of stereoscopic images recently =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

for some reason

on my monitor they're on top of each other :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

Ooo Err... You can un-cross your eyes now!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

boings e boings :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

holy shuddering

potatoes of the Amazon!

run away!

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)

nooo, shoot it and then cook it. They are nice cooked :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

JUMP, BASTARD.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

feels like you should be firing a machine gun at it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)

Is it a zombie?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)

It can be

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)

Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it.

ð_ð

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

is that the new Hot Chip song?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

Hot Chip?

Who the hell are they? Give me Nick Drake.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)

Folk?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

Yes please!

Doug Paisley, Fire on Fire and Woods is my playlist today.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

I need to redownload the folk music I had to delete

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

HAD to?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

long story, involving an ex

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

Hehehe

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

hahahah

top

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

hahhahahahahah! The new kangaroo ground assault vehicle

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)

POGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGO!

also: a website just told me to 'check my spambox for a confirmation'. *sniggers*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

this is much of the roo

I mean woo.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)

Hahaha YES!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

go hoppy go!

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

hahaha

billaboing to the billabong:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

Champion !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

big local content woo & yay!

yeeeehaaaaaw!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

BONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONB

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)

sproingowooness

*stares for hours*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)

Hooo

How great

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

Two aeroplanes walk into a lounge:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)

If they ever met they'd annihilate into two gamma rays.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

S P A N G !

and on the back-hand S ^PA ^N_G!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

Tom Baker looks exactly like my old English teacher there

Hooray for Mrs Francis.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

The Cadbury's bunny taught you English

AICMFP.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

No, still Mrs Francis.

She was awesome. She used to read out Chaucer in the original text and stomp about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

Was your French teacher called Mrs Englis?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

There was a teacher called "Mr German" when I went to school.

He taught Geography.

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

We had a Richard Willyman at ours.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

Dick Willyman?

and he became a teacher? worst. decision. ever.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)

our Headmaster was called Bates :)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

I had Mr Huggins for Chemistry through. he was very huggable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

We had a monk

He was very touchy. So much so he got thrown out.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

our chemistry teacher got thrown out too

so touchy he got in a huff when we didn't want to watch BTTF

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)

our chemsitry assistant was a lovely blond of about 23 years old

she used to pretend to suck off test tubes from the prep room where only us lads on the back bench could see her.

Dirty, DIRTY minx. None of us had the courage to talk to her though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

a grown up woman pretending to fellate a test tube for the admiring gazes of young boys?

Poor girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)

she got lots of laughs from it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)

Sorry, that just made me really sad when I thought about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

bah... Out assistant (and IT guy) looked just like Brains from Thunderbirds, and was the MOST stereotypical nerd I have ever met

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

mmm

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

She is how I imagine Nanny Ogg.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

yes, indeed :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)

Utterly, utterly this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)

HAVE AT YOU

Also, I'm going to make a venison casserole in a bit, but when I've finished putting it in the pot, I may do some doodles for peoples but I require suggestions of stuff to doodle.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

haha

what - none of you?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

It's a distinguished panel of experts, too :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

Me neither.

But there is a hidden message in it.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

hee hee! ace!

but please remove the question mark, it's making baby Jesus cry

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

But Mr Bunny is puzzled?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)

I request: Cher if she'd stayed a bloke.

That'd be good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

^This

Also Madonna before her career in power lifting

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

two alligators on an inflatable crab

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

ooooh, if it's suggestions: BATTLE SNAILS!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

Draw Harry Hill fucking a huge slaggy potato up a tree.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

Up a tree???

Sicko.

(46)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

Add some juniper berries to that casserole

thats my suggestions

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boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

I don't have any.

But I've got some Valerian and the cats are going mental.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

watch out rats like that too

/pied piper

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boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

It's cool.

We had a rat once. We've had many more dead ones being eaten by our cats.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

if you want to try some thing different

Put some lavender with pork, trust me it works :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

this is an exceedingly good suggestion and, as such, I endorse it

if you can't find juniper berries use red currants.

Also - anyone anywhere near Edinburgh on a(ny) Saturday should really try and get themselves to the Farmer's Market, at the Lotian Road end there's a wee stall called Fletchers and they sell Venison and bits of venison. It's great - but the best bit is the individual venison pies they sell. NOM!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

LAMB.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

right - that's it!

*chases*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

nom nom

Ive got my order in for fresh shot deer when they do the cull...roast saddle of venison is the best

ahh Lothian Road, brings back being Duncan Disorderly there some years back singing 'she's neat, she's sweet, she's wearing stocking'd feet, in Lothian Road' at a drunk girl who lost her shoes

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boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

mmmm venison, I love venison

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

a baby dragon pretending to be a knight

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

I like this suggestion :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

Me too :3

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

me tree

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

Sure is trees in here.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

lots of trees, trees are great

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

I was going to have sex up a tree once.

It was a stupid idea so we decided not to.

You now know something new about me.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

what did the tree feel about that?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

I never took the trees thoughts into account.

I'm a bad person.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)

using the left-over bits of armour scattered around the dragon cave?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

venison ftw

was you inspired by walrus man?

doodle god's last message to his creation

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

Indeed =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

Something good.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

I can't be arsed to do this one.

So you get a pearoast.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

I said something good.

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

He's a nice fellow.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

That is a man?

It looks like a child girl!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)

I know, he hates that.

People who look for his sister find him instead. He's thinking of getting a t-shirt saying "I am not a girl"

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

Maybe he should get a face that isn't a girls.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)

It makes him feel better that he knows a girl who looks like a boy.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)

the pink panther flamethrowering garfield

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

Richard Nixon denying the holocaust through interpretive breakdance.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

this i would like to see

(munzor in the jungle, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

A dragon eating bread (and the bread has legs and a face)

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

The amount of dragon suggestions today is more than usual.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)

Mine is better.

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

OOOooowwwwOOOooowwwOOOooowww!

OOOooowwwwOOOooowwwOOOooowww!
OOOooowwwwOOOooowwwOOOooowww!
OOOooowwwwOOOooowwwOOOooowww!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

Where banana go?

Beep beep beep.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

This seems dirty to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

tut

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

I've been following Roy Castle's advice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

I for one welcome our hypnotic simian overlords.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

HYPNOSEMEN

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

Spank it!

SPANK IT HARD !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

this is ace, and also reminds me of this pic which was in an advert on facebook today

I mean - just look at that mouth

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

Isn't he the guy on the rowing machine?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

I think he must be related

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

it won't be long before the telekinetic monkeys will control the world's supply of bananas, then soon after that, they'll RULE THE WORLD ITSELF!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

The Irish rule the Worlds banana supply

the monkey's willll have to get past them first

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

Shit!!

I am now hypnotised and totally under your will and command...:)

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Ninj, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

Feed me !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

jesus suffering fuck

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

mother of al molars!!!!!@#$%

dentist's dillemma:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

Oh Hai Popular gibbon :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

BANANALERT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)

I sure am drawing trees.

Done in paint as usual.
Html'd it half size, do that view image stuff for bigger.

b3ta.com/board/9313366
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1237506373/PaintTree31.gif

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

Lovely it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

oooh, that is superb, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

wood

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

Wonderful stuff

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

Nice.

...and added marshmallow swishy background! Woo.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)

I approve the use of the standard battenburg colours in this.

tis a fine battenburg sky.

(waxdart hello., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)

Sure is battenburg in here.

I wore a hat last night. I haven't worn a hat in ages.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

SO DID I

Mine was massive and woolly and covered my eyes up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

lurvely

very 'Okami' :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

I love Okami.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

YIFF YIFF GRR WOOF

;)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)

[insert dirty Rao cosplay wank here]

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

She was evil man, evil!

Stupid Kitsunes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

It was a female sun god.

That makes it okay!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

Fuck that's nice.

Very Okami-ereerey.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

I love Okami.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

That's the tree's knees !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

That's ace.

I'm going to post something shit in a bit.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

this is lulleh

;)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

sure is a pretty tree

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

Sure is giggle in here.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

I love these :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

:D thank you.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

Woo... See-through tree thing!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

Smashin' that sir!

Adds *click* :D

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Ninj, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

treesaregood treesaregood

arg I've Shamaned myself!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)

let me know how it goes!

Click for bigger (56 kb)

(zeebo, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

Oi!

Just because you've put effort into yours...

Great minds etc...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

And now for the orginal:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

hahah, I was waiting for this one

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)

And you weren't disappointed:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

wossy's never been original in his life

;)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

umm

right

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

Oh piss, sorry zeebo.

I'm also doing this: ?_?

That's my face. My eyes are wrong.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

pfffttt...

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

excellent choice

you'll be fine with that one

(frog51, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)

Coming to a shoppe near you

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

firstly, fucking marvellous

second, my mum is nursing paul weller's father and she's just met the Modfather himself.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

she is nursing the GrandModFather?

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

*thinks*

that makes me famous!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

this is impressive

but Paul Weller is a toss pot. I hope his dad gets better though

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

Having met him twice myself.

I will have to differ in opinion here.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

Maybe Paul was a bit short with him cos , you know.

his dad isn't very well at the mo.

(waxdart hello., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

good show

- it takes all sorts and whot not

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

I've met him too

as my cousin interviewed him a few times.
He really is a good egg.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

to add a bit of context to this, The Jam are from round my way

to people from Woking they're kind of like the beatles are to scousers :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)

yeah

I'm not basing my dislike on very much other than that I don't appear to like him or his music. I don't suppose he cares very much - which is probably for the best.

I'm from Durham - the best we've got is the Bluetones and ... erm... possibly Dire Straits and Chris Rea and Pete Dougherty if we bend the boundaries a bit.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

my friend Jason

is the son of Rik Buckler..

obviously he's from woking too :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

poor paul weller's father.

thirdly, how did you link in the secondly?

(waxdart hello., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

Paul Weller's Father

is still breast feeding? that's just weird

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

pfft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

haha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

sexist!

(

thumbman is thumby

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

utterly awesome! *clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

i say!

top work!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

artfully done.

woo, sir, woo

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

oh hi!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

Hehe noice :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

For some reason

I read that as "noice 3D".

And spent thirty seconds squinting at the picture trying to get it to assume some field depth.

And after that I realised it was a rather lovely image in 2-D, just as it's supposed to be :)

(MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Hahaha

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

she looks like she's breen on the Lambrini

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

Very healty :)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

FIT

what is it, an apple?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

I thought it looked like a plum

then I lost all confidence in my ability to identify fruit.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

I'm all confused now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

yes

sexy isn't it?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

My confusion?

It better fucking be, I'm not getting any cleverer.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

knowledge is power

so confusion is dangerous
dangerous is sexy...

FACT

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

I'm dead dangerous, I answer the phone in the bath.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

cor lummie!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

MAVERICK.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

If knowledge = power

Then why can't my washing machine remember what fucking setting I put it on?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

power station angling?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

You plum.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

'tis a plum

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

What I said down there ¬

www.b3ta.com/board/9317452

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

plum :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

I've got fruit dyslexia.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

That explains why you keep spelling Graham Norton's name wrong.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

have a banana :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

PLUM :/___)

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

PLUM PLUM

GLORIOUS PLUM
THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE IT FOR PLUGGING THE BUM

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

nice to see you are personalising your emoticons

to look like you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

No. If I were doing that, it'd look like this: :/__)________________]

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

you have one leg and a genie's shoe?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

Pfft!!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

Hahaha, my secret shame.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

It's a damson in distress...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

*soundly beats*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

*had it coming to him*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

I cant see a dress...

(

boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

would

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

blimey, it's actually quite creepy

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

PHWOAR

I'd ... erm... put her plums in my mouth?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

I'd ... erm...

slice her in two and take out the stone...?

... let her juices dribble down my chin... that's the one!

Finally - I was starting to get worried then.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your plums?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Sweet.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Hi Miss Peach/Nectarine

You would taste good in a nice salsa.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

silly plum ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

Right click/properties is too much for me today :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

Hahahaha...

Now THAT would make me eat more fruit! :D *click*

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Ninj, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Fruits are whores.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

like an all day breakfast

that's a whore too...

"I don't mind - you can have me any time... however you want it...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

brb, fucking a mango.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

Mango, mango, mango-mango-mango, mangoooooooo!

Here's a mango, here's a mango, here's a mangooo-oooo!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

careful

sometimes the stone carries a knife

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

Cool, they're bringing the Munch Bunch back.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

i has never seen live plums

didn't realise they were that anaemic when still on the vine

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

Plums!

Lovely :D

(47)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

hey fruity

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

OUTRAGE!

Click for bigger (295 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

Needs more pyjamas.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

Bananas in pyjamas?

Whatever next? You'll be telling me John Peel's pope's dead whale's wedding will be in Hello magazine next.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

what about Dai Lamber

a welsh sheep farmer
who met Dalai Lama
and wasnt sure
if he was in a
dilemma

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boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

hahaha

what a Diorama!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Poor mr. Apple

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

norrrrrrrrr

way

(sarah90 >you, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

Aaaaaaple :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

DO ME NEXT STEVE...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

she has great skin

and good strong, sharp teeth.

There are worse ways to go.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

Pogoroo

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Hehe, what fun! :D

*big click*

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

THREADJACK

I have just received the following cry for help

mate- could you probe B3ta about a nice blog/forum site package for toby and I to rent for this greenentrepreneurs site? some idea of costs and timescales would be really helpful but essentially the functionality would be fairly basic, it should just be easy to read and not be full of pop ups etc.

Anyone able to do this fancy making some money?

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WormuIus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

gaz me with what they want

I have a good contact. If it's that Happytoats guy again tell him to sod off:P

EDIT: If they're really good coders I may be willing to pay for their hosting if they'll code e3ta.com for me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

It's a politician

(

WormuIus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

If they're a poly-tic-ian then tell them all they need to know about green issues that they care about

can be found on a Dulux swatch.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

I suspect the politician in question knows a lot more about green issues than you or I

and when I said 'suspect', what I mean was 'know'. ;)

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WormuIus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

Well it has has been sort of a life;s opus for me

And I really find it hard to take poly tic ends at their words. So I'll stick with my guns on that one.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

all they know about

'green issues' is that it's de riguer right now to be seen to support it and that no amount of facts should get in the way of making money and kudos from it.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Why are you having a problem

coding a website? What do you need it to do? I bet you could manage the bulk of it by tweaking a template in Dreamweaver.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

I cant help with that,

but they should call it Grentrepeneurs!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

e107

* Free and easy to set up!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

just tell him to sign up at blogger

and pick a template then start blogging. No need for a coder and host fees.

Also tell him to stop admitting to knowing a guy named Toby.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

Toby is ace

(

WormuIus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

Spong cheat!!!

wooity:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

Oooh nice

You do know it is practically considered a war crime not to animate this, don't you?
;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

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WormuIus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hahahaha how hatstand!

Also for a moment I thought I'd at long last got a working amiga version of Midnight Resistance, but yet again IT WON'T FUCKING LOAD!!!! ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!*claws out own urethra*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

pfffttt...

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

I know... I'm very tempted....

Watch this space.
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

Please gaz me if you do

I'm about to hit home

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Isn't that cheating!?

Hahaha, hiya Moley how are you me owd smasher?

(

Ninj, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Me's good! You?

Loved your Boris Baker...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Fine ta sir!

Thank you muchly, loved your stuff this morn but bloody work went and gone in the way..:)

(

Ninj, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

Gah! Bloody work!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Aces :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Nice :)

Nearly home time, then i can see your happy posts

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

hehe fucking ace!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

Gents ???????

Click for bigger (131 kb)

(gordiman, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

Did you make this?

also: why haven't you tagged this one then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

he works for hermaphrodite sign writers plc

(

gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

Good ol' Herm

It's nice to see his business thriving. Shame about his employing skills though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

This person annoys me and won't answer my/any questions

b3ta.com/board/9312724

It's like Tiberiusgracchius all over again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

People who just post pictures and never talk

can fuck right off anyway. This goes for all the overly talented bastards who come on, post, soak in all the praise and then sod off without a 'thank you' to anyone. (I'd name some names, but there's enough sycophants on here to sink a pandership at the moment)

Bollocks to them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

wow indeed

strong feelings there

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

I think it's rude.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

Not saying I'm an 'overly talented bastard'

cos I'm not! But sometimes I post and then leave my computer and when I return it's too late to thank people.

It's understandable sometimes I think.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

You forgot "don't have time for anyone else's work"

Hi Cap'n :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

I did, you're right

YO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

I think I know who you are referring to anyway ;)

Trust me, I'd be equally pissed off if it wasn't mine, but some other b3tards image he'd nicked and tagged.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

I hadn't even read any.

Is it yours? What a bastard. *shakes fist*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

He placed his tag right over mine

He animated it a bit, mind, but I don't see how that's different.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

What a git. I shall stab him in the eye if I meet him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

You're really lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

*cuddles* lovely to YOU.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

I've not seen the image in question

but I would have to weigh up the amount of shopping involved in your OP compared to the amount of work to animate it.

but that said, he's a shitcunting cockmaster.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

Pffft

You'd be surprised how long I actually worked on that one: about 45 minutes. That's because I'm mediocre.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

but

I really haven't seen said image. I have no idea what we (and therefore I) am talking about.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Do you wish me ti rip his head orf...

...and take a shit down his neck? :)

(

Ninj, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

you're so right

you always are, and everything you do is art.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

that doesn't count, because of The Reason.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

offers tea and cake

and a choice of tea as well

/proper posh

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boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Lovely lovely, I'll have an assam please.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

HAAAAAAA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hee hee
Hoo Hoo
*chortle*
*breathe*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

_{you said ass}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

I love it when your angry!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

Feel my wrath, internets!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

I now have a vision of

lots of pandas on a boat. Thanks, that will keep me happy all day!

(Jackson Cannery, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

what a cunt

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gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

that's just not cricket

no really it isnt there's no bats for a start

today needs nuking its so bad

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boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

it's like some twisted

French Impressionist interpretation of cricket... by a drunken Latvian.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

Fucking hell.

What a cunt.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Hermaphrodites can go fuck themselves

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Hahahahaha, I feel this isn't getting the attention it rightly deserves.

Not the joke, just in porn in general.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

No existing tag to overwrite

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

I AM NO TREE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

hahaha! Ace :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

this

could be the best thing ever!

(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

Tibberius Gracchus is a cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

Is it him?

Is he still around anyway?

I have him on ignore.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

I don't know.

I haven't seen anything from him for a while.

He just reminds me of him of what he has posted over the last couple of days.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

AWAY AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHEESE GRATER!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Scotsmen only?

(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

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