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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - POP GOES THE MOVIES

Time was, any pop star worth their salt would make a shit movie to earn a few quick quid (even Slade made one). Now it's just rappers. What films would YOUR favourite pop stars appear in?

Challenge suggested by Joe Scaramanga and voted for by YOU.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

\o/

Engage pearosts!!!!!!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Who's that then?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

Pixies

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

I thought Black Frank/Frank Black/Black Francis was fatter than that

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

He's his own planet :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

He's not actually my favourite musician, but...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

GAHHH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

I am leaving now. Not because of this, but it didn't help.

Night all x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

xxx tra lovely

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

I'm away, too -

I must try to get some sleep tonight.

*snogs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

*proper snogs, no cake :)*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

G'night!

*mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

Put a Donk! on it!

"Ahahah, siiick!"

(captain_pirate, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)

erm

I dont get it.

isnt that wassisname who used to do the thingy show with Jo Whiley on Radio 1?

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Ace!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

Nicely done

But I must know which movie this is from!

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

hahaha

these 3 are well good:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

1ST LOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

Deus Ex Machina

Wow - thought I was the only person on the planet who remembered that game..! Thanks for the happy memory!

(AlohasRyk, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)

this could be quite fun

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Agreed

Has anyone seen "This is England"?

I bought it on DVD yesterday for 4 quid and not watched it yet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

Nah, I can't be arsed

there's enough little shits round my way, all I have to do is leave a can of coke and some crack on the pavement and wait till dark.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

It's good

until the last few minutes when it turns in to a pile of mawk tossage.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

I've seen it and it's really good

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

Hmm, cheers - looks like we have a 68% good on the good scale

I also bought The Queen and Memento :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

I also recommend 'Control'

The biography of Ian Curtis and Joy Division - I really liked that one.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

Yeh, saw that* last year - was most excellent

*Except the last 10 minutes as I was on a flight and I missed it due to landing

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

Then I think you need to watch it again

especially the last 10 minutes.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

Shall do so :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

its alright, so ill tip the scale up a weeeee bit

but its not as good as American History X

Memento is all the win

The Queen doesnt have Freddie Mercury in it and Helen Mirren keeps her clothes on.

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boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

American History X was a great film

but the murder scene (I'll say no more so not to let loose the spoiler alert) really made me cringe - even now just thinking about it.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

The kerb thing?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

Yup

*shivers*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

Yes, it is truly horrible

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

just a bit

powerful stuff..

I was going to the cinema tonight but mrs wants to see Marley and Me...

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boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

Oh great how can i Shoe horn one of my shit imiges into this one then?

edit :

ok, done

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

With a shit shoe horn?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

dont worry I visualised the two things

and crapped out a sure fire hit

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

☃

☃

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ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad joins opium fight... but why?

Click for bigger (311 kb)

Iran joins US in fighting opium war in afghanistan... I wander what their motives to suddenly help are...

Let's ask the president...

My first Pic for B3ta :D

Take a peek at real story...
uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090331/twl-iran-joins-america-in-taliban-drugs-3fd0ae9.html

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

A-E-I-O-U

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Excellent start!

One tip though - People will think you're Jacob Dyer... I'd change your username if I were you.

Wilkommen auf B3ta!!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

hahahahahah

ahem

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Hi Jacob

Have you ever been to France and if so, did you suffer burns to the neck?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Sur ta tete, je pissé!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

I need a hug :(

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

Oh noes!

*drops everything and supplies Dixon-Patented Super Huggles*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

THEY SHOULD HAVE SENT A POET

thank you :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

Like my flies, my gaz is always open

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

I say!

*slips hand in*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

Let me know if you find anything! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

your sure you dont need a squirrel?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

Maybe a red one

but not 'til next month

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

hmmm

if i combine glowstick tampons and squirrels perhaps a glittering red squirrel with the "just stepped out of the shower look". bbl

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

you only need ask, ma'am.

*enhuggles*

Edit: What's up, lovely?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

*buries face in shoulder*

Mmm :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

*cuddles like that scene in 'From Here to Eternity'*

*mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

Honey, what's wrong?

Does someone need a good decking?

*presses Jessiebun's head to boobs* tell Aunty Captain all about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

Nope. Just one of those moments

Quick to pass but childlike in level of frustration and the strange desire to just fucking start crying.

Passing now *mimes 'phew' thing*

Edit: threeway hug with two boysexies and a girl sexies, definitely getting better :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

Oh sweetie, I know exactly what you mean.

*kiss on forehead*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

Is this going to end in board sex??? LOL

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

Arrrrrghhh! My neck it buuurrrns!!!

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Familiarise yourself

Quick scoosh at your site suggests worlds of win. Bewelcomed.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

He He, thanks, but i have no affinity to Bristol i'm afraid, Deuchar's Scottish :D and a damn good pint of beer too :P

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

*burns neck*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

In . . . Hail !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

you know I think irans been having a wee drug war of it's own

for quite some time

(wee in the grammatical sense, not as in the "Iran VS Urination Drugs" sense)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Oui ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

Oui.

for example

and you thought they only killed people for being gay or having visible woman skin!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

All along the watch tower . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

sexy princesses

thousands of sexy princesses

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

i dont know, both senses sound interesting to me... Iran wages war on Laxatives!!! Wooo!

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

NO SHIT!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

There's a place called shit? That's awesome

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

I'd love to go there and see it

but I'd likely get stoned

lol, and drugs are bad!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

good stuff :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave

p.s.

dodgy username

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

heh, I never even noticed the bristol loving nature of it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Iran have a huge drug problem of their own

and hate the Taliban

Good enough reason I guess

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

I keep waiting for this to animate

Woo Yay Hoopla

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

FOUR !

I think that I've played gelf with this guy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

Hahahaha

"thinking with mental mind thoughts"... Actual lols :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Figured it was worth a try . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

Oh I didn't see this here

What's going on?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

He's rebelling against the capitalist hegemony

With some golf clubs he brought along :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

Ohhhhhhh

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

I dont know why

Perhaps is because I can

not one of my best, but the "spiky halo blur over edge transparency" needs further development.
Source

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

oh good lord

I'd like you to do a sexy male squirrel in pants

edit: Have you tried using a fine brush to get the fur effect at the edges?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

All ready have

and I have scratches all up my thighs to show for it

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

hahaha

I just lolled

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

a squirrel in your pants

is an excellent cure for that

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

I shall then try and do one when I get home

You are my muse

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

oh dear god no

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

oh yes.

Of course, this does not mean I will achieve my aims and be as good as you :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

your setting your sights pretty low there chum

being as good as me, its all in the wrist

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

Oh Jamnog.

So much talent, so, so so furry...

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

says you... Im not a furry I just uhmm, look its a lie mmkay

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

*Wails*

I wanna fluffy tail to hug!

(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

Two straws and have a seat please !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

Hazelnut milkshake and Acorn Fries for me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Pull up a lap . . . I mean seat and enjoy yourself !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Brill as ever.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Hahahahaha Yes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

yep, that certainly is a giant disproportioned squirrel in lingerie

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

I thaught it was time for something a little bit different

no one has tried the royal tea yet :(

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

well, she could "squeeze my sauce out" any time

"lol"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

ooo Fishnut Stockings

fwap fwap

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

End of day twirly thing

very much bigger 2.5 mb.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

hurrah! you won solitaire!

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moohalaa, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

gee thanks.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Dear lord, I want that on my bathroom wall

*gets all lost*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Better than a mirror!!!

*runs*

I am so dead!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

The man who owned our flat before we did

installed a massive full length mirror right next to the toilet. I can go for a wee and do my makeup all at once.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

You women and your multi-tasking!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

*fucking amazing*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

I shall have it printed onto tiles for you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

You can do that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

*swirls cape*

For you - I can do anything!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Oooh I feel all like Nancy (as in Bill Sykes girlfriend)

I'm going to have to explain that aren't I?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

as in Dickens?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Aye.

Not that he wrote the songs in the musical, mind.

The song Dodger sings to her...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Would you lace my shoe?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Anything :D

Hang on. Now YOU'RE Nancy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

haha

In more ways than one :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

*tuts* after I showed such self control, as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

I said this before....

Stop being so good!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Cheers, Stan.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Arrrgh impossible angles, doorways into 9th dimensions

In similar news I have just set a 3DS render away now and I suspect it might take looooong time

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Imagine being an Avon lady having to knock on doorways into the 9th dimension.

That wouldn't be fun.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

She'd have to make her arm go into the past while simultaneously making it be her foot while giving it an infinite mass for each knuckle

and holding an escher model made of galaxies

probably

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

A sort of Avon mobius twist event singularity lady?

who also is a bit Welsh

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

ooh an Avon lady with a singularity for a minge

*predictibly brings down the tone*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

*nods enthusiastically*

Yes, yes - of course.

Eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

That looks like one of those doodles I used to do where I'd sit there and fill in the spaces in different colours

We didn't need LSD in our day, by god.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

hehe - quite so.

I cheated, of course, I made the computer colour it in for me.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Histone-DNA interactions...IN THE FIFTH DIMENSION!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

You've been looking over my shoulder, haven't you?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

these are consistently wonderful

you talented bastard

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

That ^ one was very much done with you in mind, sir

There is a Walrus Man B&W version...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

if i could make a pic that good i'd probably have a decent job by now :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

Yeah, but here's the thing - you can Draw this stuff, I cheat by using a computer - there's a big difference.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

that is quality

drawing is fun, but i am still jealous of your mad computerskills :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

Oooh lovely :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Mmmn-yah ...

An apparently random series of squiggles, coloured with only two tones.

I deem this to be ...

...

ARTS!

/Brian Sewell

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

You have to do the voice, too

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Spawned by twirly making eggs !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Goodness!

You're bloody quick, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

Inspiration supersedes perspiration !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

bloody blue green algae....

its everywhere!
*runs like is home alone waaaaaahhh!*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Hahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

I sure like this.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Goed so...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

oooooooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaah ooooooooh

nice

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

Muido Obrigado, muchacho

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

work wallpaper now :D

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

I'm honoured, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

it's like the cover of some secondary school mathematics book

and there's only one copy in the school library and nobody reads it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

I do love the

somewhat 'sharpened' nature of this comment, sir.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

You've completely confused me now

I've been eating shortbread, so am filled with sugar now!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Sweet jesus!

Click for bigger (129 kb)

(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

I bet the ashtray is faster!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

If a record was spinning at 33 1/3 rpm,

what diameter would it have to be for the outer edge to achieve light speed?

Also, if you were to extend the diameter by a further meter, would the outer rim exceed light speed?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Only SCIENCE! has the answer!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

SCIENCE^TM

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

(c*9/5)/pi metres?

and i expect the edge would crackle with a mysterious energy, before imploding and taking the universe with it. ideal youtube material

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

no, wait

that's wrong

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

I'm genuinely interested

This question has plagued me since, well since last week

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

i expect the answer is that space bends so that it all goes at the speed of light

which is why relativity is so cool and counterintuitive

i'll ask the missus when she gets back from the shops. she's a physics spod

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

I believe the mass of the vinyl would be the limiting factor.

(Capt Dogstar, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

LA LA LA

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

*skips off, fingers in ears*

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

LA LA LA

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

*Foreskin piss fingers* (af)

/relurks

(Capt Dogstar, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

I know from when I worked on hocolopters

the rotor blade length/speed was limited so as to keep below the speed of sound or else the whole mechanism would shatter. Not sure if a disc would survive it.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

odd enough

I wondered about that too

and found no answer.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

you can't...

...get enough energy to accelerate it to lightspeed

the closer a mass gets to c, the more energy is required to accelerate it, to actually get to c would need infinite energy

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

Oh, welcome to b3ta :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

pffftttt.....

hope you dont mind - i'll squeeze this in here!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

hahahahaha

brilliant

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

clicks and chunders!!!

click again

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)

Oh deer

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

Miliband?

It looks like Miliband. Is it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

Millipede?

/ no it's actually me

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

Milli Vanilli?

(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

You stand like David Miliband, then.

Nice chair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

Awww

Look at you in your suit n ting

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

I like it

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

Well mounted !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

The man has needs!

He never was one for the Egg mcMuffin

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Q4nobody, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

WHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK?!?! *fears*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Would

Now do a 3d tesselation of it á la MC Escher & DJ Dali.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Nice work!

Very Gilliam-esque.

Clicked.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Del Toro-esque more like

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

See, this is why I love the web.

Two minutes ago I had no idea who you were talking about.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

What the PLANET OF HELL is that?

*fears like a good 'un*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeep!

very cyriak, and in a good way

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

holy s**t!

poor thing just wants a hug

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

hug^W rimjob.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

<s></s>

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

( o)..( o)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Ta.

Was using "strike" instead. Looked right in preview, but not when posted. Had to go old school.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Shopped pics only!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

haha

He Can Haz Cheezeburger

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

GAH!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Bin dun?

Click for bigger (241 kb)

(g256, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

and about as useful.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

Build a house out of laptops.....?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

If I could afford it, why the hell not?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

the windows would keep crashing

ho ho

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Oh lord, that was bad....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

Arf, was just commenting on that scene

www.b3ta.com/board/9324947

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Oh dear sweetie

Your Topshop Bandana has slipped off in front of all those cameras

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

...to reveal

Bono, apparently.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

What a tool, eh?

ffs.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

He's apparently "showing it to the man"

Since replacing the windows is really causing them to rethink the way they do business

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

Nobody's done what I suggested yet.

Which is tie up all the MPs and force them to re-enact stingray even though nobody's watching. We'll occasionally check on them and if they're not re-enacting, we'll electrocute them.

Im not sure what it'd solve, I just think it'd be a lark.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

^This

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Anything can happen in the next half-hour!

Fuck, yeah! I like this plan.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

\o/ me for PM still?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

natch, honey...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

You can be minister for shirts, peegs and anything else you want.

Dixy shall be minister of pants and Germany. YES. I'm going to own it, I've decided. We shall invade.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

Well, that's that sorted.

Why are they spending all this money on a bloody conference, they should have just come and asked us.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

I know, it's ridiculous.

I could have this all sorted out in a couple of hours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

\o/

I decree that all conferences and governmental meetings shall be held in pants only

I mean, there must be *some* sexy politicians out there, right?

Right? :/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

There will be when I've got a whole new cabinet

and all of the current ones are being in Stingray.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

hahaha

Is that the puppet show, or will they be writhing about on the floor pretending to sting Australian wildlife enthusiasts?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

:D the puppet show

they'll be writhing if we electrocute them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

*prays that it's the former*

Gordon Brown as Troy Tempest!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

"How to look good while protesting" - a spin off show of "How to look good naked"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

Indeed

Don't forget to wear your sweatshop-stitched trainers when out and about, sweeties!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

That's why we should all PROTEST NEKKID!!!

Stick it to the man by collective wang waving (ladies do the best you can, or improvise)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

I'd like to see a bunch of naked protesters trying to put in a shop window by banging their erect willies against them

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

Pretty sure you would see very little damage to street fixtures and fittings

if it was done this way

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

No damage done, but lots of fun had

This is the way all protests should be

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

And police would be spreading superglue everywhere

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

Yes, but you're not allowed to watch that video *every* day, you know that.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*folds arms and sticks out bottom lip*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

; )

~~lip~~

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

I guess that's payback for calling you an FP whore :D

It made me LOL also ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Always beware of the strikethrough.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

Oh, alright then.

You did finish up all your spinach, didn't you?

Down you get, and you can sit on the sofa, too - as a treat.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

YAY

*assumes the sofa position*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

http://tinyurl.com/dzzh8n

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

BUMEYE BUMEYE

I DON'T KNOW WHY
BUMEYE

or alternatively:

See reflections on the water
more than darkness in the depths
see him surface in every shadow
on the wind I feel his breath

Bottomeye I found his weakness
Bottomeye he'll do what I please
Bottomeye no time for sweetness
but a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

This is also the best thing I've ever read.

I will leave now and never return.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Oh noes, my faults again, mum :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Hurrah!

Just watching the G20 nonsense on the news. Has footage of a masked protester smashing in a bank's windows. Surrounded by journalists, photographers and cameramen. Very spontaneous.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

About as grown-up as a 'student strike' at secondary school.

But it sells papers (/outrageblog), so expect the press to lap it up.
What's that bit in the bible about Paul holding the coats of those who persecute? (Gaah! It was a long time ago!)

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

That'll show that bank!

"Oh no, a bunch of asshole students have smashed in our window. We'd better totally revise our systems and take immediate salary cuts."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

*shoves*

*licks*
*shoves*
*bursts into tears*
*proposes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Ooh, whatcha proposin' there, lil' lady?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Marriage. The sexy kind. With chocolate and lemurs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

You had me at chocolate!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

What about the lemurs?

Oh Stan, you made them cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

I went up to one,

and it said....lemur* alone!!

*extremely tenuous pun of 'leave me'

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

*winces*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Crikey!

Sexy Marriage, the best in the world

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

You better believe it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

"And for an encore, i shall be reading from..."

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

This 1994 Ford Escort Haynes Manual.

Gather round, children.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

'96 and you've got a deal.

/old car blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

When was N reg?

My new car is N reg. Well, I say new.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

' 96

Mine is N.

It's on google street view outside my house, lowering the prices of those near by.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

*gazes with unabashed awe*

Read me some more, master....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

The crunk nuggets lead directly to the super flange injection intake valves.

*knows loads about cars*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

how rare

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Eye eye!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

Oh Hai.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

*shakes head*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Dear Oh Dear....

I don't like Llamas - they damn well bite.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

ooooh, I don't like them honey

They're all looking for a fight

OH NO!
There's one in the corner

I said: OH NO!
I think he's coming over

I'm so writing this song now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

The Chinese Popular Lobster is here to assist you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I love this little crustacean fella :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

*does not question the popular lobster*

The popular lobster saved me from serfism. I am very thankful to popular lobster. Please take that gun away from my son's forehead.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

It's a form of persuasion it tends to find reaps excellent results.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

What's a Tibet?

Ohhhhh, you mean Little China.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Pfft!

Sad, but true.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

*riffs*

Nowt else matters!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

My ex mate once called me at three in the morning to tell me

'OH MY GOD I CAN PLAY THE BEGINNING OF NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!'

'What, you mean the open E? You've learnt how to play a riff that requires no fretting.'

*hangs up*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

I can't do that.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

You really can. You've got a right hand.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Show me.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

right.

Get a tuned guitar. pluck the bottom E string (the thickest one), then the 4th, the 5th, the 6th, the 5th, the 4th. Repeat. Tada.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

I got stuck at "tuned guitar"

I have an empty butter container and elastic bands...

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Just facially injure yourself and be Lars.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

DEAL.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

*sticks two fingers up in an Easterly direction*

That showed 'em.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Have at ya, with your largest standing army in the world 'n all....

oh fuuuuck! They're coming!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

To the end of the garden!

They'll never find us here, there's a bush.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Giddyup!

We *are* still playing Chuggy-Backs, yes?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

We will be as soon as you take your hands off my eyes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Ooops!

Sorry...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

TO THE BUSH!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

*hums the Robin Hood music*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

Captain Wow, Captain Wow

Carrying her friend
Captain Wow, Captain Wow
To the garden's end
Feared by Paul Gadd
Loved by the hood (yo)
Captain Wow, Captain Wow, Captain Wow

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Hahaha!

I'm going to make you sing that when you come down to town.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

:D you better

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

This is the best thing I've ever read and now I'm sad that I've reached the peak.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

I love that guy

... I also love the great smooooth taste of Port Royal rolling tobacco. Mmmmm - that's a satisfying smoke!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

"Don't say it won't harm ya"

It's a goddam vicious llama"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

OH NO!

He's looking all kinds of crazy

I said: OH NO!
He'll kick my head and then he'll daze me

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Shirley....

~~Daze~~ sprays

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Nah, this is one mean llama.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

OH NO!

He'll kick you in the knackers

OH NO!
Because he's jealous of alpacas.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

*high five*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

*high five response*

awesome.

(p.s. watch How I Met Your Mother and revel in the awesomeness of NPH)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Neil Patrick Harris?

I've only ever seen him in Harold and Kumar.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

If you see one, you should shout

"LOOK OUT! THERE ARE LLAMAS"

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Good work, that man.
I haven't heard that in many a moon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Steer clear of this then

Although apparently it's an alpaca

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Alpacas are lovely

Except when lots of them are running towards you. Then they're every bit as scary as llamas :(

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

So you're an alpaca man then?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Hmmm. Not really.

Piglets are more my thing.

*must resist posting the picture, must resist....*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

I want to see your piglets

please?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

\o/

Super SIze Pig!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

*sends thought hugs to the young lady*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

*snuffles in Fae's bag looking for treats*

Edit: That's ^ her, by the way, not me.... ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

For once :D

*proffers small plushy truffle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

You cheeky madam, you

I only just got that!

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

I proferred it to her!

You just get me teasing you :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

Well, ok, then...

*snuggles onto lap*

^ that's me.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

:D I can tell

smaller ears

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

\o/

mucho glee :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Very sweet

but i thought you meant real piglets, like wot I saw on that Monty Hall program

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Oh there's real piglets, too.

Most things pig-related, frankly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

Scary piercing gaze.

I don't like it.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

That kind of remark is severely frowned on.

severely

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

*plants self in the middle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

Oh no!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Post it, you know you want to.

_{/Spider - Being a bad influence since 1983}

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

hehehe....

www.b3ta.com/board/9324871

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

Hee hee

Also, Shetland ponies

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

pfffttt....

i want to see how you tackle "it's pissing down",
Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Like this....

I.E very badly

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

chuckle....

have you done - its raining cats and dogs? not that i want to be sen to be encouraging you....
:)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

I haven't,

but only because the pics of cats and dogs would be too small.
I saved the source pic at 280 px, so I can't biggerate it.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Ha, that'll teach you, you FP whore

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

It was the standard size back then!!

As well as "Just in case"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Hahaha!

You love them all!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

ha ha ha

increase your good kama, befriend a llama (or alpaca)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Enhance your good luck

roger a duck

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

increase your chances

murder some dancers

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Nice sprinkler action !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

You love them

all aswell

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

O_o

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

You forgot to say OUTSIDE!

Outside outside outside!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

She's a dumb bitch!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

needs more Bob Carolgese falling from the sky

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

hahaha

I love your style of memes,
Almost makes it all worthwhile

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

YAY!

tastefully done :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Have it...

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

*fried

Nice werk, Ninj.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Bloody Sid James... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

hahaha! Marvellous!

Noon b3ta!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

yakyakyak

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

superb, sir! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

Lovely

A flying visit from me, so, Hello goys and birls

How are you?

I'm of down to the river to take some photos

see you later

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

Have fun lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

I will

Speak to you later

*hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

:D *hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

Put your balls in the river.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

and den you drink em bot' up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

call me in the morning

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

DON'T FALL IN!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

AHH AHHH AHHHH AHHHHH WET RIVER.

BEWARE OF YOUR APPENDAGES.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

you'll get soggy

then you'll be sorry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Enjoy, Sir!

laters...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Oh god it's that time again

Nice work :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

Proper crop of egotistical numpties this time.

...to my great surprise, obviously.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

Don't watch it

Don't have to - I get all the results from the radio anyway

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

I think there's some kind of conspiracy afoot

by virtue of changing all other programming to utter dross so that the only possible outlet is Big Apprentice With The Stars On Ice.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

It sure is

although I have never watched an episode...IN YOUR FACE SUGAR

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

Same here

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

Yay!

i'm sure we have Alan Sugar quaking in his hand made italian boots

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

you've paid to have them made though

so... think on that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

I was trying not to

*tears up licence*

*Tapes it back together*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Aye-up Trelly!

Good skills on the Non-Apprentice watching front. Dreadful programme.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

isn't this television show a little bit distasteful

in the current situation where we have so many people who've been given an unceremonious heave-ho?

... it was always distasteful anyway, bunch of jumped up knob shanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

Haha, indeed!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

The KKK Krew goes Whites-Water Rafting

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

how delightfully odd.

Click for bigger (223 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

hahaha

off down the klavern

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

hahahahahhahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

That K must've been hard to make!!

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

hahahahahahaha *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

that Jade at the front?

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

who?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

jade "the rotting corpse" goody

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

who?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

QUIZ TIEM!

Name this Indian veggie dish

Some sort of prize for first correct answer

Edit: Capn Wow won! It was Aloo Gobi

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Sahara Shitter

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha this!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

*uncontrolled office Arf-age!*

You bugger...

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

then my work here is complete!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

*cough*

Windy loo?

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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

nope but I like :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

Next time

it should be on a hill in Chechnya. You know, so it would be chechen windy loo.

the punnage does not improve with further iteration, i see

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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

Gobi aloo.

Sag aloo? Something aloo.

Yoo haloo. *rides about and gets overtaken by Mary Poppins and then falls in a stream*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

YAY!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

aloo gobi

err I mean sandy pansplatter

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Ah, father of my gobchildren.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

damn - err it's not me

I went out canoeing and erm got killed!

yes that's right!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

:-(

Nobody loves me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

oh.

*cuddles in an awkward stand-offish way*

*finds a bra-strap*

*moves groin further away*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

Story of my life.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

*moves groin closer*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

Mooooooooove (groin) closeeeeeerrrrr

Move your groiny real close until we
feel like we're really making scrapy groin noises

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

*raises eyebrow*

You're too young to remember that dirge of a song

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

My favourite band of all time is the Beach Boys

I'm not really that good at new music.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

How are you at Nick Drake?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

an amateur.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Well, in fairness, me too. But: Pink Moon sideways heart.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Casserole monkeys sexy lid.

*hug* I'll give it a gander.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

*cling*

Potassium, Copper, Manganese.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

marijuana ecstasy and alcohoooooool

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Bad luck.

*secret love letters*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

*tears of glee*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

I WILL WRITE ONE ONE DAY.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

IT WILL SAY

Milk
Brolly
Chocolate Coins
Pissbananas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

OH IT SO WILL.

THEN THERE'LL BE A KISS AT THE BOTTOM. AT/ON.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Put the lipstick on your little tea-towel holder instead

see if I can tell the difference.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Raging crap in the sand

by shitty poobreath IIV

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Dune Crapper

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Yeah, that sequel didn't really live up to expectations, did it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

Shit in the desert and win a prize.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Now THERE'S a game the whole family can enjoy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

DUNE: King of my castle

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

dropping the children of dune off at the pool

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

he missed a spot ;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

If that tea's not been left for 4 minutes to cool

apparently it'll give her cancer.

I can't remember where my mate J read that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

her husband put acid in the sugar ;).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

It's been all over the internets

The information that is, not the tea

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

Shows you how much attention I pay to the internets

when it's not b3ta or shoes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

apparently the research group were consuming over a liter a day of Iranian black tea

news.aol.com/health/article/hot-tea-cancer/401396

that may have skewed the results somewhat. But still, 50's woman up there should take heed or she'll be dead before... erm... she's probably already dead.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

She might not be

She might be outside, desperately frotting herself silly over the thought that you might glance in her direction and make her splash her gash all over her orthopaedic shoes.

I am a horrible human being. Ew.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

do you still pomp it up, like 50's woman up there?

actually, I saw a delicious creature the other day, reminded me of your style (or what I think I know of your style)... 1 sec.

Edit: Imelda

www.imeldamay.com/

*caution* may cause involuntary hip shakin'/spontaneous growth in the nether regions

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

I have been recently

but my forehead is a bit too bit to, really.

*awaits*

edit: oooh I like that curl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Favourite thought of the day.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

*massages face*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

AHHH AHHHH AHHHH

DON'T STOP.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

movin', everybody's groovin'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

In the end everything gives you cancer

polluted air, baked food, smelly feet, (2nd hand) smoke, alcohol...etc.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

Yeah, we should probably just stop researching it.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Hah.

"CANCER RESEARCH CAUSES MOST CANCERS : SHOCK PROBE!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

talking about cancer research causes double cancer in the liver

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

Oh shit, double cancer is terrible.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

almost as bad as single band cancer

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

LIFE IS FATAL

YOU WON'T SURVIVE.

SORRY.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Oxygen.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Your love is like.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

haha, spiffing.

was that forum host link I gave you of any interest?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

it was indeed, thanks

I'm awaiting feedback now. Thanks for your input.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

no problem

and as I mentioned, if the format of those boards works for you it will be easy enough to migrate it to your own hosting at a later date.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Spot on . . . Spot off !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

this is 35mm of yays

*shouldn't they be negatives?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

...and there's me thinking you were working...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

I was/am/is/are

now...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

Sinister.

(

zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

QnD, and not really worth it's own thread,

Why so serious?

~~Why so~~ You cannot be

(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

Have you been playing silly buggers all day instead of doing your w*rk?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

I had a silly half-hour

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

Sturdy Girl!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

Bloody hell!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

That's some serious sturdy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

^this!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

Men love a little head.

Said so in cosmo.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

i see...

Fluff!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

hehehehe, woooo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

pffft!

i wasn't expecting that

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

ha ha ha

how did I miss this?

:D

jolly good show Sir :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Catch 22

Sorry for the quick and dirty'ness, just thought of it.

(birdequaltoword, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

:D I very much like that.

Have a click.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

I like it noob

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

HEY

Don't call my mate 'noob' noob!

(

You're a noob too.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

yeah

say it, noob!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

Blummin' noob.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

*hovers over user link/number*

*narrows eyes*

Is. That. So.

(

I'm Rob. I am. That's me. It is.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

pfft

user numbers? I'll be coming close to 7 years soon.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

Noob is

relative, idnit.

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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

yeah, I didn't meant anything with it

xcept that he got a 'L' Plate

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

do you mate with him?

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

...don't you?

*sympathies*

(

we created ventichairs together

and painted lovely pictures of cake

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

(sarah90 >you, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Hahaha very good

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

hahahahahah! top stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

good knoobs this week

well done that person - welcome - pull up a kitten, shop an informant!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

Oh God.

I.. I.. CANNOT FATHOM.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

Nice!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

Haha, good stuff.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

Good idea, but

i always think that a catch-22 should be a paradox that emerges from a set of conditions, not just any old paradox.

viz : "Fear in the face of danger that is real and immediate is the product of a sane and rational mind" + "you have to be crazy to be sent home" = paradox.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

Nicely!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Yeah this ain't a Catch-22!!

/book fanboy blog

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Arf, first to gnop the G20 pic tomorrow wins.

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zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

I want.

At once.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Pudgy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

polo-bears?

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

I'm having a repost frenzy

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

what's that ford off to the right

it looks brilliant from here

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Late reply I know

but I think it's either a Mk1 or Mk2 Granada.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Da...Dave?

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Arf

particularly like how the punto miraculously turns the small four by four into a shrub, that's skill that is. or refraction, something like that.

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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

OMG DO YOU THINK IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

see, what you actually should have done was...

..erm no, must resist ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

It was a long time ago

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Oh some of the things I have done in the past

make me cringe with the awful mistakes I made because I simply did not have a clue what I was doing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

meanwhile...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Hahaha ace!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Got him!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Hit the silk, Ginger!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

I dunno what that means

but I'm going to use it on Mrs B. Tonight ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

haha!

multi-part stories ftw

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

wicked!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Excellent...

I'm liking this theme...

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Proving that

phoo + guns = better phoo.

here, have some woo and yay, they're imported

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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

yay for dogfights with no dogs

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boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

nnnnyooowwwwm ackackackackackackack

marvellous :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Nice high altitude strafing run !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

excellent work

(vitaminB, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

awesomeness!

8click81

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

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