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# Website lols


RISsers
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Japanese Pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# fucking yes, my wide angle lens and polarising filter are on their way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# And my Norman Records order ships today :D
HIGH FIVES ALL 'ROUND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# *high fives back*
This will mean more and better photos :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Subtle :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# not worth its own thread...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Ha!
Where the fuck are Eukanuba from? The name never fails to make me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# pet food i believe
i think i signed up for dog foog when my dog was a pup - she's 12 now - and i just received some free puppy food! lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# It's a jazz word, apparently
www.eukanuba.com/EukGlobal/en/history-of-eukanuba.jsp
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# It's what Japanese men yell when they hit the vinegar strokes while looking at porn.
Which fits quite nicely with the subject here
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# ...i see nothing...(ha ha)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# invisible ice cream!

lol @ pornshops
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I have a picture I want to put here
but cannot find.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# 1000 words will suffice
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# 1000 words
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# yes 1000 words.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# 1000 words
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# i've had her
worth every penny:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# all two and a half?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# men
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# aah-aaaah-aaaaaahhhhh-choo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# HomeofficeLOL
oh dear. I do hope its www.slutsoft.com

Best damn site EVAR
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Can someone please
link that to the I love horses site? Purely for comedy effect.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I dunno how to do that link disguise thing
and after falling for the trap several times myself, i know the mental anguish it brings.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# *roar*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I am aroused!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Fuck off Zalgo you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9338803
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# HAHAhAH
This is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# What's the girl:cup ration here?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# 2:1
as is right and proper
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Lion Tongue !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Just a bit of advice for new people thinking about tomorrow..


The above is 371kb - so I'm safe = phew.
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Oh gross :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I don't like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# DO NOT TATTOO EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# SECKZY TIMZ
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# remember kids...
people are not blue
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I am.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# you are a shit band
how is your ankle?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Dabba Doo Dabba Di
Wait that's not the lyrics you shit!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Not bad.
I have a stomach ulcer now.

I am like a hypochondriac's dream. I really AM ill all the time.

No booxes, tobacco, fruit (except bananas), anything which is nice, booxes, juice, fizzy drinks, booxes or booxes.

It's toss.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# wot am booxes?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Loverly Booxes!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# you eat pieces of booxes for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Pedantichrist is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Ttssattsr confirms that Pedantichrist is
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Shada said that Ttssattsr was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# the above is a lie
but the statement above is a lie too
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# you should've put it up their ass...
...heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# You don't even want to know!
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# good luck noobs
...some are gonna need it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Oh ew. :[
wrongwrongwrong
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# BLUE EYE BLUE EYE I COULD CRY WITH A BLUE EYE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# "I've had blue ink injected into my eye!"
"Why have you done that?"
"It's an EYE TATTOO!"
"No, it isn't. It's blue ink. Injected into your eye."
"Oh, you're right. ARHHGHGHGGGGHGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!H!!!!!G!!!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I'd get one blue and one red so I could see in 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Or 'Bowie Vision'.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Eye tat too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# As per a request from a fellow b3tan
(Askew, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# :D


Click for bigger (22 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# two's sHoe
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Listening to Queen?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Purrrrfect
Thank you!
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Good work coming up with the idea
;-)
(Askew, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# :)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Some nice iSarcasm there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# :)
naatamean!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Hahaha
that's the 2000's edition. In the 1990's edition everything started with e :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Noon Mof!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Get out....
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# King Arthur was a Sarmatian.
might not be 100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Smug Bastard is a Smarmarian!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# One doesn't . . .
no, fuck it, it's just not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# The iMaj!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# sex pistols fan no doubt....
ANARCHY IN TEH UK:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# if she was smart...
...she'd toss it in the garbage!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# one for the eskimos:)
*saturated-fat sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Does it come with a seal of approval?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Oh the Hu-manatee!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# spread on a Farleys Wulrusk
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Sounds like you're having a whale of a time!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Harpin on and gettinng the 'umpback etc
I suspect there is a Gordon Ramsay sized spanging pan heading our way...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Nar(whal).
We'll be fine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# or a club sandwhich
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# argh..!!!
doin the Arctic roll - Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# SPANG!
and lol
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Only margarine-ally
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# *adds electrons*
Look, a seal-ion!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# No but I do approve of it's seal with come.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# gets my seal of approval

:D click for "seal clubbing" :D
edit : with this new monitor I can see how awful my previous shops where - lol oh well :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# seals with a kiss
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Clever people of the internet...
how do i reserve a web address that is about to expire?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# PAY FOR IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# someone else owns it at the moment...
can i buy it when they own it at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# You're scuppered then. What domain are you after?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# its a porn site at the moment :(
its my m8's name! www.hisnamegoeshere.com
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# So?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# make me a cake
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# you can't
do that. It's tantamount to stealing someone's business name if they are a few days late getting their sign repainted.
You can back order a domain with some firms and they will register it on your behalf if and when it becomes available. If you really want the domain then backorder it with all the big domain name registry firms ( like godaddy etc )

I don't think a domain becomes available immediately on expiry. I think it becomes available after deletion which is a couple of months after expiry.)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Tantamount is my favourite word in the world.
Along with Corroborate. But if I say corroborate too often it loses all meaning :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# for some reason
my m8's name is now a porn site?
www.(yournamehere).com = porn!
Got a link to those who register on my/his behalf?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# cheers :D
anyone used any of those?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I got my domain through
godaddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# It helps when it's time to sliiiiiiiiiiiip and sliiiiiiiiide !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# grease me up jim...
i'm GOIN'IN.....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
and less seed-based or plant-based oil rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Needs more lasers


Sorry if it is bad form to post a new thread on this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Don't worry
You have special dispensation for being win.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# The star is
Mr Gruntfuttock
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Still applies :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Someone say "lasers"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# DESTROY!!!...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
#
Hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# haha yeeeeeeessssssssssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I've never seen one of those in the air before..
.. a propeller driven 747 that is

have a big click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# it's the
credit crunch
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I wonder which is more ecomical?
...bloody polution spouting demons of the sky!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I flew to Geneva
to protest about that just last week.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Now: with lasers ;D

*and lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Lens flare?!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
*Bombards*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# LENS FLARE!
Hey, that drawing reminds me of my drawing trace of a crab :D

Bigger.
Robots!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Crabs
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# crab...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# i remember that bandwagon/compo
it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# you what?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# "open wide"...
...HAA HAA!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Dog Fight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# is that the presidential plane?
blast it baby:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# What have you done, Ray?
I tried to think of the most harmless thing...

Posting now since afk tomorrow at 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha :D
top!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love how b3ta becomes infested with pics of whatever channel 5 film was on the day before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# ghostbosters was on channel 5 yesterday???
Balls - i woulda watched that too.

Shows how little TV i watch these days...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Ha.
I just happened to stumble upon it and watched it. It is funny though, it is one of those films that I watched so much when I was young that I don't really watch it properly anymore but yesterday there were so many bits I had forgotten :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Channel 4
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Oh was it?
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Yes it was
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# That film on channel 5 looked very similar then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# hahaha
Poor Henry, he's a product of his own destruction.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# The StayPuff Henry
Yeas

Idea for a compo - what could have been the first thing he thought of????
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# ARGH HENRY NO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# their last expansion pack before sims 3
(Kierz, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Pffft :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha
appreciate...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# *files away*
LOL! I did a funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# im downloading lotsa stuff at the mo
so this image took 10 seconds or so to appear. Before the image had chance to load, i predicted the Fritzlous nature of the image from your brief description!

Not to say its bad though - its a great idea. I'd buy it (if i owned the sims)!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# What are you donwloading?
I hope The Imagined Village is in there!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
That 18+ ren and stimpy cartoon with the boobs in
Meet the robinsons
Solaris (1972 version)

Erm - i mean, im downloading backups of things i own.... yes...

Azureus completely cripples my connection for some reason. Even if its only downloading at 10k/s and uploading about the same, it makes my tinternets uber slow.
A small price to pay for free stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Original Solaris was very dull, I thought.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# im a huge fan of the remake.
Great film, brilliantly shot and acted, and has one of the best soundtracks ever.
Soundtrack for the original one sounds really good too, so it made me wanna watch the original - hence not buying it. I dont buy things i might not like. That is the joy of downloading via the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Fuck Azureus off.
I used it for a while and it did exactly the same. uTorrent is so much better IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Azureus has been a dead project
for over a year. It is now the money hungry, commercial Vuse.

Never understood why you'd want a java based torrent client that will just allow java to leech up all your available memory until the system is on its arse.
Utorrent ( or micro torrent to give it its proper name ) all the way. ( but not the beta version as most trackers won't allow betas to connect ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# 1000% this.
Azureus is a fucking resource-hog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# fanks for the advice
ive been using azureus ever since i first heard of torrents. Got the 'cut down' one, not that rubbish vuze thing.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Nah, they are all shit!
Just get your arse onto uTorrent.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# will do - it looks sehr gut
can it pick up partial torrents or will i have to wait til azureus finishes all this lot?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# just set your current download folder
as your utorrent download folder in the preferences and then reopen all your torrents in utorrent.
Or alternatively set a new download folder and copy all your azureus downloaded stuff to that folder ( making sure that any appended, unfinished file extensions for both programs is switched off. ( so not xxx.avi.ut! just xxx.avi for example ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# i am now rid of azureus. Got utorrent installed and running my incomplete DLs
athankyousir!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# woo
t
(Kierz, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha
normally you would build a house and then remove all doors etc... i guess in this version you'd put doors IN and watch the chaos unfold!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# or
just click incest and watch the chaos unfold..
(Kierz, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Ive always said that what the board needs is more incestuous rape.
I mean mofaha and killerkitti is a start and everything but...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Look to the mote in thine own eye

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# damn and bastard
I was going to do some thing along those lines
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Do it!
I said DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Not in an art mood
I am in a writing mood tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# ASCII!!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# No
probably some poetry or a song writing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Write a story about writing ASCII art.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# would
shouldn't you belch before finishing the line?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Edward Elizabeth Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Or Edwardo Catflappo
pissed up in Southampton nightclub if my memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I'm getting confused.
Anyway, you only know the answer because you can see it reflected in my sparkling balls.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Reykjavik comma Iceland full stop
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# even though she is slowly disapearing into her own fat and the she likes fish for dinner and not sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Nom nom nom
nom nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# someone did one like it earlier
www.b3ta.com/board/9338106

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I only just got home from work.
So there!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Hahaha, teh biarch!
Didn't she marry Shane MacGowan?


EDIT: Which inbred relative of Camilla is she?

EDIT EDIT: God the news is extra depressing today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I know what you mean:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7985897.stm

Very depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# haha...........surely she can afford a face job then...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Oh Good Heavens That's Hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Ha!

Clare balding
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I tried to do this but it never came out right
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Mrs Garrison.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Lovely tentacles.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I'm not 100% satisfied with them
but I got bored :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# OMG, we are underwaters O_O
this is soothing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# It goes well with the music I am listen to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# *faps*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# tentacle monday is woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# mmm chocolate fishes with white chocolate buttons
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# If anyone likes tentacles I suggest
you go to the RWA in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# The Heather Mills Synchronised Swimmers
were never going to be that synchronised.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I had to have me two front teeth replace after someone replaced the 'allow end' sign with the 'eep end' one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# So you were allowed to dive in...
then go "eep!! My teefs!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Well teachers have to get their jollies somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Nice legless-ness


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# the flip flops are a nice touch. woo! Also, minor TJ.
I have an end of year budget for my department (graphic design and web design) what items would you put on the wish list? Right now I have an iPhone, a Hickey-Freeman business suit, ergonomic chair... any other ideas? electronics? gadgets? toys?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# PURPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# ZORB
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# a zorb ball, or?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Aye, that's the one.
I have to go, also. BYE BYE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Does your department have a private jet yet?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# oooooooooooooo good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# A monkey wearing a Fedora smoking a cigar
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# do you have a link?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Rappola made me a monkey wearing a fedore smoking a cigar
let me find it
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I can just imagine him saying,
"Suck on that fucknugget"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Dog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I like this, what breed?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Minority report screens
Matrix uplinks and crate after crate of exploding barrels
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# check!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# digital camera
BIG TEAPOT
Nice shiney spoons for making tea
oh and 63 staplers
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# got the camera down, thanks.
Teapot is an excellent idea *pencils in*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# or even better
canteen - so you can have tea at anytime :)
we're getting a drinks machine - woo! shame we gotta put money in to get drinks out :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Do you have enough butlers and drinks waiters?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# monkey butlers?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I don't see why not
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# WOOO HOOOO :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I'm in!
link?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# You might have to train them yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha SOLD!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Microlight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# microlight what?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Plane!
Brrnneeeoowwwwwwwwww swwwhoooowwwwsssshhhhh nyyyoooooommmm brrnneeewwwwoowwwwwhhhhbrbrbrbrbrbrfffff
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I'm going to ask for the P51 Mustang instead
www.mustangsmustangs.com/p-51/p51sforsale/bearcat95255apr2005/bearcat95255forsale-3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# If you do, can you drop me off at the pub later?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# new monitors
or extra monitor
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# good idea, we each have two 21" monitors right now,. so I don;t think I can ask for more... yet
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Buttprostitutes...
If you already have one, then MOAR BUTTPROSTITUTES!

/drunk at work :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# A couple of Cintic 21UX display tablets
or if they are being tight then at least the 12WX.

www.wacom.com/cintiq/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# oh man, you have no idea how nice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLEubvE5ZQ4

and if you can get them seriously interested then shop around. There are plenty of places doing it for less than the Wacom list price.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# *click* awesomeness
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# *wants half-refund*
what a rip-off:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I couldn't think of anything so I let this happen with my pen.


Click for bigger (48 kb)
BTW I love Roisin Murphy with an unholy lust that shall only be consummated in fire and death
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahahahahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Lady Gaga is an escaped muppet
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# PFffffft
truth, wtf is going on with her, i feel so out of the pop loop
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I think she is having a very long breakdown
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better,
I'd never heard of her until now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# you are lucky, wipe her from your memory
by the end of the year, no one will know who she is and she will be in the nut house, smearing shit all over herself
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Should I do the same for Roisin Murphy and Kid Koala?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Up to you
For once there is someone I haven't heard off, Kid Koala?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I was going to put Kruder and Dorfmiester
but they didn't fit... much in the same style as them, but amazingly even crapper.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# The only thing I like about gaga is that hair bow, it's interesting
she's confused lack of kecks with having of edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# This has to do with Popular Beat Combos, does it not?
I must ask someone to explain it to me in terms I can reference....

nice pic though, sir!

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# trouserless girl makes 'music' for the easily amused topshop generation.
Captain Wow left unimpressed and listening to Tom Waits like nothing ever happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah but you like
Roisin Murphy/Moloko though don't you.. go on give me a bit of hope....
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Muhleughkeurgh?
(that's how it's said in Sheffield)

I do, I very much do. I don't own any, but I enjoy everything I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I am going to listen to Moloko now...
I am going to have to do a pic based on your moniker
I wonder what Cpt Wow will turn out like... hmmmmm...

It's bound to involve guns though.



(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oh well thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# hah topshop generation
a fine phrase madam
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Now is not the time to say I'm wearing three things from topshop, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Shhhh!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# They're cheap!
I spent £120 on jeans on Saturday, I cannot spend any more money on clothes for a bit.

(to be fair, the jeans FIT ME, which is a big thing when you've got 10 inches difference between your waist and hips)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I spent £20 on jeans on Sunday.
That'll do me a year or two.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# If only I had a boyish figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# YOU CAN HAVE MINE. WINK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I thought you said he escaped?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I shot him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Oh right.
Well make sure you get plenty of use out of him before he goes off.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# £120 was for more than one pair of jeans, I hope....
yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Nope. They were £180 before they were reduced though.
THEY FIT ME. Why does nobody think this is a big deal? No trousers have EVER fit me properly.


:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# i imported a load of clothes from the states last week
that's me done for a year
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I'm almost done replacing all my stuff, again
I just have to get a couple more bits and all my stuff will fit me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I'm only asking!
I know how important it is to find stuff that fits, looks good (well, I'm a bit lax with that part) and the like.
I bet you look wonderful in them, so it's all good..

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Aw, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I sure like your thinking.
I'll dig out Rain Dogs later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Oh oh oh oh oh! I am I am I am I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *wiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# *puts outside* go and run about then.
I tell you Luce, I don't know where he gets all this energy from *sips tea and gazes out of the kitchen window*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *sits in the sandpit*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# CATPOO!
there's always catpoo in those sandpits!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# BAIL OUT.
fuuuuhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkk
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# natures playdough....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Ahh, so nothing I need worry about, yes?
*orders another Blue Nile album off iTunes*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# A spark in the spoon
not even a flash in the actual pan itself, my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Bahhhhhh!
I didn't fight in two wars!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Many Apologies, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# your claims against dubstep make me cry
its D&B thats going down the gutter these days innit

Roisin Murphy is indeed sumptuous though. Shes me fave female vocalist. Such a superb voice, and a reet funky, sexy lady. The live version of 'dear diary' (youtube it) is amazink
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I do like the 80's!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Hadley is fat these days!! LOL




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Still would, so long as he sang to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, burn them, burn them all
I feel like vomiting looking at them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] That reminds me, I can compo this...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# dear god sir O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Haha!
Fat Hadley!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# they're indestructible
drat!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# After the Roy Lichtenstein earlier on...

much more.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# holly shit, sir :D, I loves that :D
w/y/h *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# That's vere vere purdy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# :D
Just like you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# omg
:D x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I can see this!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Where?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# wow
how much for one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# At the new rate of VAT,
£4.70.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Wow, thats ace!
You did it all from scratch right?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# No.....
The environment, litghting and textures were mine, but the ramjet is from a chap in South America (I think).
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I like the jet thing, as ttttstssttsttter said it reminds me of a computer game.
It looks purdy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'm thinking one of the flyers from BF2142
Also: is that a warhams symbol/badge on the side?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# This should remind me of a videogame - but it's not. I think my brain has retired for the time being.
Nice work though. How long'd it take?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# That took about 3 hours to render out...
about 45 minutes for the positioning and lighting, and general jiggering around.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I THOUGHT YOU IGNORED ME :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Evidently not, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# This is awesome :)
what is it?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# It's a Ramjet-type space fighter thing...
Put into an above the clouds Roy Lichtenstein-type setting.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Jings! That's awesome
How'd you make that? It's photorealistic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Vue 7 xStream
It's a nice rendering engine...

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Holy moly
that's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hi chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hello lovely
hows your day been? apart from the boring meeting

Just listen to the new Bat for Lashes album, it is ok so far
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Procrastinaty.
I am going to go home in a bit, have a lovely bath with a massive spliff whilst listening to some Richard Strauss (classical composer, early 1900s to mid) and chill out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# good idea
I am going to try and do some poetry tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# The single Daniel was good. Haven't got around to hearing the rest.
Worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I can say it again!
Just Like You!

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# She's moly?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# No, but I AM contemplating becoming a vicar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# As well as prime minister?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# The PM thing's a joke
the vicar thing is serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Really? How ace!
Go for it girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# :D ta
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# She can multi-task, can our Captain...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# *slaps*
Stop that, you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# o0 shiney
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Bloody aceness!!
*Click* sir
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Thanks Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# looking forward to an animated youtube shitstorm very soon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *sobs*
I don't understand this - honestly I don't - what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# aww
well, it's something I want to do

fake ufo video

because the shitstorms that occur are quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Good lord that is truely fantastic :D
I have found myself a new desktop to replace your image from yesterday ;D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# That's very kind of you, sir
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# To say 'superb'
is to understate.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *blushes*
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# with your permission
I'm going to steal your image and add mine from the other day etc.... see what happends.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Why, of course...
steal away...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Watch this space!
Well, not this one. But you get the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
im starting to hate you now!!!

This is simply stunning and your best eva!

Well done mate!!! *clicks* *wallpapers* *fwapps*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Nooooo!
Don't do that!

Thank you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# That's glorious
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# very good work!!
did my image inspire you to do this? :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It's twisted...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# My internets are well fooked up!!
I can only get on here!!
But can only see a few pics!
Not yours Moley!


:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Why would you want to go anywhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# oh god, it is the matrix O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Pay bills an' shit.
read emails.
Even facefuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# dear god, what have you done to your internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I think the Vaseline has finally deteriorated it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# don't you mean lard?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Same probs as the other night!
My cable may be ker-nackered!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# the line into your house?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# From the router to the pc


But why does opera work with b3ta,but no other sites?
And firefox doesn't even find the homepage!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# My old computer is quite temperamental too.
My advice is fiddle around with settings and firewalls and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# it is fucked
Get yourself WiFi
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Then how would you be able to get on B3ta, but no other site? Restart your router or something.
iunnolol
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I think he is just saying that to get some attention
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I'm a shed. Give me atenshun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Weird innnit!
I'm always restarting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# well there you go then, you have pissed it off
With all the restarting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Oh shit! I restart mine all the time. Dynamic IP yays.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Check your firewall setting and run a full virus/malware scan.
I can't think of anything else that would cause this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# holly shit O_O
Oh the things Nuns and Monks used to get up to, the ones now are just dull
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# It's not a good thing, when you get an email that has "Otter poo excites experts!" in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I can see this ,now!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and crap

Strewth! Poor Little tyke. I dunno if 'es gonna make it!
(Virulent, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Someone should make Rolf a hair pie or something
He appears to be nibbling at his moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# That's not nibbling
That's a friction burn...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# from sucking off Churchill
oh yes yes yes Rolf
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# dont make me pedant you
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# you missed this '
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# That was magical
The pedant who need pedant himself :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# *ashamed*
my grammar and spelling is great, but i never dot my 'i's and never bother with the 's.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# my keyboard is having a sulk, so it doesn't always put all the letters up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# The dangers of pedantry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# indeed, I am a fact pedant
But not a Nazi one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I love you Scott :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Fuck yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# mmmm, Alan Clark has a smooth album out, with him singing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Nope, they are all gonna die
Because the c-units that bought the pets can't afford pet insurance/vet's bills.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# c-units? Is that taken from the x-rated version of coneheads?
I likes it, but not as much as TNUC
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I was worried that he'd died then.
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# If he was, it would be all over here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I know
i don't like the false alarm.
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# ROLF ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] En un cine cerca de usted...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Most convincing Seam ever
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha :D
It is like he point at you and saying "You cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Pull my finger...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# he was born in Mulben
he's not Spanish at all
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hold still.... there's something in your eye.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ... also
you seem to be standing on someone's eye bzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
*adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# AARCHHHH
that's horrific

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
NO!!!!!!!!

*ROOM 101s*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# it only wasp, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *doesn't hear as he's still screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# That is the worse thing you can do
Just stay still and keep calm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ^THIS!
YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING MY NIGHTMARES YOU SICK SICK MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Wasps-in-eye scenarios are the absolute limit for me...
That and needles.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# me too
I really hate it when you get wasps in your needles. So difficult to remove...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *tries to re-read own post in order to make that joke work*
No, sorry, can't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Oh good, not just me then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
#
*adopts recovery position*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Shall I tell you about me and needles?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Only if you let me tell this one;
I had a load of travel shots at a BA travel clinic, and I warned the nurse about my phobia.
She said 'Oh, you'll be fine', stuck me with a fucking javelin, whereupon I keeled over, projectile vomiting all over her.

I think I proved my point.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha :D
They have a hard job finding my veins, as they are down to deep. So when I have to have blood taken, it usually takes about 10 minutes and about 5 different needles or a trip to Pathology at the local hospital. Oh and they try getting blood from the back of my hand, which is worse then in the arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Then, of course, there was that time
I had a Spinal Tap.

6 People required to hold me down. I hit one of the nurses (reflex, not intentionally) so hard I knocked her over. Eeeek!

No, I don't like needles.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I just got used to it
I am on the black list at my local surgery, when I go to have the blood taken, I get "Oh, you. Lets see if we can get it first time' They never do, I feel quite happy that they don't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Keep up the good work, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I like to make them work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
Speaking of nightmares dreams, I was having one of those 'bizaarely back at school despite any form of rational logic' dreams including dull stuff like ducking out of classes and hiding from teachers which suddenly turned into a zombie survival horror fighting off evil african tribal statues and a 7 foot tall man in a white rabbit costume who could kill with a touch.

Weirder was the fact that it wasn't like a normal zombie survival horror when you'd be walking around the school and trying to fend them off, it all happened in the pottery room and there were people outside smiling who we couldn't warn through the flimsy locked plywood door.

Why do all my dreams seem to end with me stabbing people in the face?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# It's a metaphor for sexing people in the face.
You're clearly very aggressive about your own sexuality, and should probably be locked up for your own good, and for the good of those around you.

*sigmunds*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *oneupmundship*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *officelol*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# whats in room 101?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# All the filing from rooms 99, 100 and 102....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# that is lovely :)
I can a bit of its leg on the edge of the eye lid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# sweet jeebus
was stung by his brother this morning on my mouse clicking finger :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yup
was having sweet dreams til the bastard stung me at 7.30am
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Eye got a stinger !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# thats just RANK
blegh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink
blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# BLINK GODDAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# :D
i added to my earlier picture
a bit strange, what do you guys think?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Scottish Widows?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# haha fuck
:/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# SCOTH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I felt it was missing something
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# longgoth is long!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# yes
intentional i might add
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# All starting to look a bit nemi now...
better as just the detail on the face IMHO. Makes the negative space a bit more defined and impactful.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# yeah i prefered just the face
now that i look at it

whos nemi?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Just re-looked at your earlier one,
and I heartily endorse my earlier sentiment.

EDIT Nemi is a gothic cartoon character in the Metro. Sometimes mildly amusing, more often intensely infuriating.

EDIT EDIT omg look at the state of the author - your first drawing might as well have been a portrait of her!

EDIT EDIT EDIT wow that interview is actually pretty creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# ha ha
After BRIEFLY studying graphic design at the Santa Monica College of Art in California.....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I like this. Reminds me of a nicer version of something I did a while back.
Which I can't seem to find.

Fouwd it:


Yours blows mine out of the water though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Cave Dweller
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Very looming, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# My God!
That's some top shopping sir! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Wasp landed on my cock when I was having a slash in the bush once.
This might just be a bit worse than that.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# This was
also uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# There's an elephant in the room
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# tries to post this
for a 4th time. b3ta is messing with me.



Click for bigger (368 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Oh, just fucking don't. I've had this.
At uni, I had some sunglasses on and a soft strap to keep them on as I was going to an Ultimate Frisbee thing (I know, what a student), and a wasp flew in to the back of one of the lenses. I went fucking mental. Fortunately it only stung me around the eye, around the eye, not into the eye...

Anyone who tells you 'the thing to do is remain calm' when you have a fucking wasp on your fucking eyeball is not someone grounded in reality.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Get to da choppa Dylan!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# the predator, my friends,
has blown apart my limbs, the predator has blown apart my limbs...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *LOL*
Superb....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# blowing in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# The answer is posted again?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# So get to da choppa if you can't lend a hand ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# don't wanna fall victim to a face hugger you better chew gum
the flamethrower don't work coz the vandals took the handles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# You loon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Hello every body

How are you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Meh
mehmehmeh :( please hold me
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *holds you*
*in contempt of court*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I'm sleep deprived and grumpy
and I have to write a frickin report by tomorrow morning... *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Stop wasting time on the ps3 and go to sleep, you silly man.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I'm just so weak....
*sobs uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# All still here....
:D

You?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I am good :)
Just glad to be home, might do some writing tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Nicely done...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Bobby don't surf . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# right thats it.
you need locking up! :D LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

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