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Had to get this out of my head

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

thanks

now its in my head

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Every time you hear kiss from a rose you will hear this instead

*evil laugh*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

every time I go seal clubbing you mean

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

you go clubbing with Seal?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

i don't blame you.

that should be an advertisement for lobotomies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Are you adamski?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

wut? why?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

I hope you feel better now!

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Relieved, but I forgot to whipe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Ha! Fake nose

An ancestor of my girlfriend had his nose shot off in the Paris Commune and had a false one that attached to his specs. True fact.

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

wtf, how did that happen?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

Franco-Prussian War

1874 I think. He was covering it for a newspaper and got a stray bullet.

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

One to add to the pile...

Surely bindun at some point in the last 8 years?

(trnk loves a pun, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

8 years??

never forgedd

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

so, it was the pigeon's fault?

i fucking knew it! i hate pigeons! have you seen trafalgar square? that's an army, people! they're the air attack and they're in league with the dolphins, who will launch a sea attack as soon as they've developed effective blow-hole protectors! we're all doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMED!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

*clogs blow-holes with pigeons*

there

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

that's only a temporary solution!

we must prepare!
*dons tinfoil hat and waders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

pelicans to the rescue

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5ifLzLYiU

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

*buys pelicans*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Those surveyed claim to have enjoyed a good 'Dooming'...

well.. 1 out of 3 isn't bad.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

bloody pigeon sympathisers, the lot of 'em!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

*Dooms*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

no sir, i don't like it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

Damnation.

That means only 1 out of 4 have enjoyed it.

Must be my technique.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

have you tried a refresher course in dooming?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

There are COURSES?

But... I'd feel so inferior...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

we all have to start somewhere

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

hahaha

catch that jihadist

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

Arf!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

TEH QUO

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Nice one!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

BASTARDS

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

heh heh heh heh heh

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

DO something, Muttley!

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

hehehehe.....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

hehehehehe...

(trnk loves a pun, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

pffh!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

I love this very much, Prodge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

This is simply

lovely...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Marvellous, sir.

Simply marvellous.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Hooray!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

saved by the whale

who's laughing now Japan?

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

I want that

It is lovely

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

Huzzah!

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

This is lovely :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

*has ace idea - sits and stares at watch waiting for work to finish*

how lully

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Now you see this...

THIS is why whales rock.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

Nice one P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

awwww

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

that first one

is seriously considering slipping that blowhole some cock.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

the first ones a lady holding a baby :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

she's thinking of shoving the baby down the blow hole :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

that's what he wants you to think

damn shemales.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

large:D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

oh this is lovely!

a truly marvelous style! :D *clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)

I'm so offended

Thanks, I've been really looking forward to being offended, but it's never happened. The Daily Mail keeps telling me I should, and I thought there was something wrong with me. All those Nazi gags, 9-11 japes and child abuse jests just left me cold. But I come from Southampton and your picture is clearly aimed at offending people who live here but have no association whatsoever with Titanic. Thanks for filling the void.

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nameleft has bought a new telescope, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

awww.... i like that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

near the top tj:

I'm going to be in Vietnam for a month or so in August... my doctor tells me I'll probably need Malaria tablets... a couple of friends have said that they're a waste of money and they send you mad anyway... any thoughts?

many many thanks lovely internet bots

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Yes - what do they contain, and is it any good as a recreational drug?

*goes to look it up*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

I've taken them before with no problems.

Your Doctor is probably the one to trust on this.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

that's what I was thinking

but I didn't want to needlessly give away money for things which will make me feel shit... especially because we're going to be in a low malaria risk area (coat and cities)

... but Malaria is for life and it's pretty shit so I hear.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

Yeah, my sister got malaria in Nigeria recently.

Not too seriously, but apparently it can come back at any time. Like I said, I had no ill effects from the pills, and I was about 12 at the time.
Generally, your Doctor will have more idea on health issues than your friends. They'll tell you about side effects too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

Well...you shouldn't save money on your health.

B3ta can't miss you.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

This

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Take the tablets

Malaria is still the biggest killer in the world today and is very, very easy to catch.

See what you can buy on the internet from reputable companies before being fleeced by your local chemist.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

there are different 'malaria pills'

and some have stronger side-effects than others (and are more/less expensive)

so this might account for the difference of opinions of doctors/friends.

I suggest doing some google-research to see what the situation is :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

~~doing some google research~~ asking your Doctor

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

GOOGLE vs DOCTOR!

FIGHT!

(you are right...mostly. Doctors are better qualified than random internet sources, but they are not /always/ right.)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

True, and I'd probably back it up with some internet research.

But it's when people take things like random internet sources over their Doctor's word that things like the MMR episode happen.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

true dat.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Nothing to prevent both.

Doctors are not gods, and the tapping the opinions of multiple hyper-critical skeptical nerds is a good source of theories and questions, if not answers.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Yeah, nothing wrong with doing both.

If I had to choose one, I'd go with the trained professional though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

Better to waste money going mad than to die from Malaria...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

^this^

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

^that

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Saw that the other day...

Nice to see a good old fashioned ghost movie that just uses psychological games instead of cgi bollocks.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

^this^

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Did anyone actually find it scary? Seriously?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Nah. Creepy, maybe.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

That I'll go along with.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

especially the dead people posing in photographs bit...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

Lady Doom went to bed and refused to watch the rest of it...

Mind you, when you live in a dark old Victorian house that keeps making strange noises for no reason, stuff like that tends to be scarier...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Mine does that too...

well, Georgian. I stay awake thinking it's burglars.

I also have a cemetary across the road. Probably not the best place for Mrs Doom to visit at nighttime, my house. :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

We live relatively near....

THE ENFIELD POLTERGEIST!!!!

And once had a prolonged session of midnight door rattling to jangle our nerves.

Turns out it was a kid delivering pizza flyers who'd got stuck in the porch.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Hahahaha :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

If we thought we were scared...

the lad's face when a large hairy man with nowt but pants and a spear opened the door on him was the very definition of terror.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

:D Top work, Doom!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

One tries :)

I'm saving that one for a future QOTW...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

is it meant to be?

it's a mystery film no?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

That's where I get confused.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Nah, cos I'd already seen The Innocents

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Wossat?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

Creepy 1960 film

which The Others rips off

Watch it, it's fab

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Oooooh I most certainly will

that sounds right up my street.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

...

www.amazon.co.uk/Innocents-DVD-Deborah-Kerr/dp/B000IMVMH0

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

For SE Asia

I'd go with Malarone. They are very effective and have nothing like the evil side-effects of doxycyclin etc, though they're not cheap. Definitely better than malaria though

*EDIT* also make sure you have plenty of mossie-repellent. I found one based on eucalyptus oil very effective and it doesn't melt clothes like deet

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

thanks for that

right - off to the nurse to talk about jabs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

She may mention something about feeling a little prick

don't take it personally

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

I second Malarone

Worked fine for me, also experienced no side effects. Recommended by my Doctor and my father (who is also a GP).

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

DEET is fucking evil

The way my fingers felt every time I used it (even after washing them thoroughly) told me quite enough. It also ruined a couple of clothing items.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

^ THIS

Utterly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Yup

very nasty. The eucalyptus stuff smells better too. Citronella is pish though

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

yes!

it can melt through certain plastics... horrible stuff.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Marmite (if you can eat the stuff) keeps the mossies away completely.

couple of bits of bread per day with marmite on, you're sorted.

Edit: Internally applied, of course ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

is there anything the stuff can't do?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

I'm still researching..

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

This seems good

"Recently, a new type of antimalarial drug has also been available which is very effective since no mosquito populations have already generated resistance due to exposure. The new drug is called Atovaquone. Also, the drug has no side-effects" ( = Malarone)
Vs.
"Mefloquine may have severe and permanent adverse side-effects. It is known to cause severe depression, anxiety, paranoia, aggression, nightmares, insomnia, seizures, birth defects, peripheral motor-sensory neuropathy,[2] vestibular (balance) damage and central nervous system problems." ( = Larium)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

peripheral motor-sensory neuropathy!!

I don't quite know what that is, but it sounds very bad.

like the effects of leprosy, or something.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

makes your hands and feet go numb

and painful and in bad cases can end up in amputation. My father has it in relation to his diabetes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Regrettably I can't read the cited article without a journal subscription

but I suspect it means people started falling over a lot, and couldn't speak properly or pick things up. Sounds like being drunk, in fact. Except peripheral would mean it doesn't affect the brain. So like being drunk without the euphoria.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

It's more like

having permanent, painful pins and needles my father says but in very bad cases, like in Hanson's disease it is very easy for sufferers to damage the extremities ( my father is not even allowed to cut his own nails ( not that he could reach his toes ) for fear of damaging them) and in cases where people don't look after themselves to well before you know it you have gangrene in your limbs.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

Irritating, the ability of meaningless illness-related pain to persist forever.

You might think that eventually you could learn to ignore it, like start thinking "this is just an erroneous nerve signal I've been getting for years now and I'm no longer going to let it bother me," but no.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Since you're already quite mad, do what the doctor suggests

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

what are your freind's qualifications?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

she's been to Malaysia.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

if you're concerned perhaps you should seek a second learned opinion.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

poke her in the minch and secretly take tablets

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

we went to SE Asia

last summer, no one took any malaria tablets and we're all still alive (7 of us)

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

But how many of you went?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

two of us picked up cut-price wives while we were there

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Don't bother with anti-Malarials

I did two tours (holidays) in Vietnam, and the second time didn't take any, the side effects are horrendous.

Stay away from the Central Highlands and farms (doh!) and you're in no danger.

Side effects like: "Best if you keep out of the sun" - said the lovely BA Travel health woman.

Oh, and copious vomiting.

Edit Edit: get the swine fever jab, though. That's a must.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

thanks

I will be hitting you up for advice about things to do now I hope you realise.

anyway - off to the docs.

see you all soon

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Avoid

Larium (mefloquine) as the psychological side-effects can be grim.

I have taken:
- Malarone with no problems at all - a little bit pricey, but that's all.
- Chloroquine, unfortunately useless in some areas because of resistance, but i had no problems with it except when i forgot and took it on an empty stomach (nausea)

Doxycycline can be a pain - malaria occurs in tropical areas so lets have a drug with a major side-effect of UV sensitivity. DOH.

Repellent a must - DEET can rot plastic but does work; just don't put the 60% shit on your skin. It burns. Not sure about "natural" repellants. Having a shit old hat that you can nail with DEET is a good way of getting rid of the buggers from round your ears. Saved my sanity in an Indian train station!

Er...sorry for the essay.

(prostheses, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Larium isn't very nice.

I had a bit of a weird episode on that one - I had a paranoid moment in a hotel room in Vietnam, staring at the ceiling fan like Martin Sheen in 'Apocalypse Now'.
Avoid that stuff.

If you're not going 'up-country', and are just sticking to larger cities, I wouldn't bother with anything, but it's your choice.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

It's horrific stuff!

*bad memories of that*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

nasty...

I don't think it's prescribed much any more, thank god...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

I resented paying nearly £120 for anti-malarials that make me sick as a dog!

it's just rude!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

It is!

Especially when the Boots in Bangkok has them for about a tenth of the price...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

no Larium has been linked with all sorts

of mentalness....avoid it like the plague...loads of cases in the US where soldiers went mental and killed their wives etc after it...google it

Think i took Malarone, had one day feeling a little queasy, but no big deal, and after that it was fine. Do take something though, malaria is not nice

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

yikes!

sounds like I got off lightly...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

my housemate

got given a curative dose of Larium after getting malaria. He reckons the only reason he didn't end up in an asylum was because he had past experience of LSD, and could control it to an extent. Or at least realise it was the drugs that were doing it, not that reality had gone a bit screwy. Imagine a 3-month-long trip. Yikes. He was a bit of a mental to live with.

(prostheses, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

holy shit!

thank god he was an experienced acid-head!

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

The only advice I can offer is

stay off the moors

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

RACIST!

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

They usually don't affect me that much

also: there are a couple of different kinds of malaria tablets. Best follow the doctor's advice though.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

eat garlic every day

best vampire fly repellant there is

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Also true...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Larium has a propensity to send folk mad

and is pretty old school anyway. If you can afford to get malarone - best protection with no madness.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

The different anti-malarials are VERY different.

Any comment that says "blah blah anti-malarial" without saying WHICH ONE is next to useless :-(

My recollection is that, for places you are likely to go, there are four main ones. In chronological order of invention:
1. Quinine, Chloroquine, Proguanil, etc,
2. Doxycycline;
3. Mefloquine (TM: "Lariam");
4. Malarone.

Group 1 is pretty much useless now, for most (all?) areas. The buggers are immune to it.

Group 2 may be enough in some places. Doxycycline is an antibiotic that also kills malaria. Not too bad to take.

Group 3 AWOOGA!!! Lots of people report getting nightmarish hallucinations with this. Recommend: don't take it, but do seek an alternative.

Group 4 Malarone: works great, but very expensive.

Frankly, you really don't want malaria. It's a right bastard. Malarone is fine to take, so if your wallet can stand it, surely that's better than running a hard-to-quantify risk of causing yourself a lifetime of hard-to-predict ill-health?

Worth getting professional advice -- we might all be worng :-)
Edit: and apols to SirJon for prolonging the TJ.

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

This is a very thorough summing up.

I would attest to the Lariam nastiness personally.
Doxycycline can be bought very cheaply once you get there, but is of limited effect. It was developed as an anti-acne drug so will keep your skin clear, too.
But it also makes you more sensitive to the sun. Not very good in a tropical country, really.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

Awwwww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

Marvellous.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

yay

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gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

how lovely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

awww

why don't they just leave him alone

stupid flying bastards always ruining everything

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

ironic

coming from the man with a bee for an icon

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

nothing is ironic

it's all a trick of the light.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

like padded bras

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Hehehe, at least he will have a nice soft landing when he falls

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

aw indeed!

very cute.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Haha!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

My Name is Jolanthe, and I heartily approve this post.

*clicks with trotter*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

\o/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Thanks Jolanthe

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

Her english has improved somewhat!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

She's a fast learner...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

How quickly could she learn everything for JLPT level 1?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

I'll find out.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

*cuddles* hello, favourite peeg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

*snuffles the Cap'n*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

*claps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

is that Elvira in his paw?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

is it wrong that i still fancy her even though she's about 70?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

i dunno

this is the latest pic i could find of her

she's got a lovely cartoon character mouth. Might save that for modeling reference

www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/e-gall-elvira-395x298.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

great film, that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

i saw some gleeful nonsense film with her and richard o brien the other day

zone horror is a treasure trove of crap

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

i love zone horror

once my finances are properly sorted, i mught upgrade my channels and get it. elvira is still the only film my dad will watch in total silence.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

what was that then?

all they seem to show lately is shit 'merican straight-to-DVD stuff, that's not even entertainingly shit

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

/does some internettery...

www.amazon.com/Elviras-Haunted-Hills-Cassandra-Peterson/dp/B00006D28U

not worth buying, but worth a download if you can find it.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

ooh, ta

I will keep an eye out for this

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

yay! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

rawaar raaaarrr!!

love it

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Arww!

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Awesomes

*clickity clicks*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

oh no!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I hatde lemmings

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlickity click!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

cheers sjd

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

long time Amiga abuser here...

Anything with lemmings in it is getting my click :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

I always hated that some levels needed you to blow up the remaining lemmings to complete it

a) because I'm a little OCD in that sense (wanted a perfect save count/score) and
b) because of that damn 'Oh No!' cry which I always felt guilty about

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

haha

completing levels?

I used to just see how big a hole I could make with exploding lemmings.

happy b3taday!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

THEY'RE NOT REAL!!

THEY'RE ONLY PIXELS!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

IT's a PUPPET!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

not PUPPET,

PAPPEEEEEEEET

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

*big hug*

all the lemmings came from Dundee... I don't know if that helps or not.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

you could probably substitute the nuke button with massive smack overdose

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gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

They're lemmings, not crocodiles

so you're obviously lying to me.

I appreciate the lie though, shows you care.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

it's true

the game was developed by a guy in Dundee

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

the same guy

who invented the cake?

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

this thread amuses me right in the nice

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

yep, that's a

*clicker*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

cheers sweety

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

hahaha!

two compos for the price of one?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

:D indeed

I felt the bindun danger was high with this idea...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

*covers mouth*

naughty but nice, have a click and a lick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

yes please

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

mmlllllleeeeah.

That's ish the sound of a noisy lick, yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

yeh, it works

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

Thclip

you can extend the number of 'i's for noisier lickage.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

smart

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

SMart?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Fucking LOL

Awesomely clickable in the extreme

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Hahaha

oh fuck.

(trnk loves a pun, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

oh dear!

you naughty man.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

hahah

LEMONS!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

surely

a lemming with a brolly would be teh fluff

(suboftheday, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

slab of butter?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha have you been up until midnight again.....?

ning!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

yes!

ning! Only one slab left to lay - I'm knackered though - and I'm off to Wales for a break tomorrow!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

they have slabs in Wales too, you know

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

not where I'm going they don't

if they do I'm going Postal!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

post some slabs back home

so that you can start the whole process again?

actually - I have a Yurt I need building if you've got the time...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

Is this what patio-laying does to you?

You loon :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Step Away From the Patio!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

ha ha ha

I love this... but I'm worried you've been in the art department sniffing the fixing spray again

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

ha!

now that's crazy paving, you loon!

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

i'll have a knob of butter please

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

I'm sorry

This has never happened before

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

arf, put it in the fridge for a bit.

and stay away from hot toast, you'll be fine

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Tastes like gutter

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

"and you gonna just leave my mouth like this?FOOL!!!!"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

He looks like one of those orangutans with the face handles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

RACIST PIG

this is your twitter isn't it?

b3ta.com/links/Hitlers_twitter

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

I've never touched twitter, I've got better things to be doing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

Like man-wife

badum

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

:D I can feel complimented, yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Of course

Though to be fair I've never seen him so I'm basing this wholly on your descriptions, mostly on personality traits I NOM

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

He's a bit gorgeous. In all the ways.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Never doubted it :)

That's pretty much my description of the Prof too, though I'm starting to feel a bit guilty for fattening him up.
Still, I like nice food and I like cuddles, it was pretty inevitable I'd eventually start combining all my interests.

I have a mental image now of me bringing tasty foods to him like a cat leaving dead birds on the doorstep in a mistaken attempt at an expression of their twisted love

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

:D I've improved the wife to the tune of a couple of stone

they eat when they're happy, be pleased.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

My girlfriend must be doing it wrong, I've lost weight.

But then so has she.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

like painting black people white

and glueing sticks between the eyes of Chinese people to make them look less funny

/funny haha sarcasm lol thingy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

BUT HOW ELSE DO WE FIND OUT WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST

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zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

asking?

Coffee and a spliff, the same thing I always have.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Do lots of clones of you with names above their heads turn up for a party?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Eh?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

It's the FRANK tv advert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-_g5Cdc0BY

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Oh I see

I was thinking ' I don't remember names above heads in Being John Malkovich'

No. I've never had any bad side effects, save the time I had Cheese (LSD cut cannabis, or whatever) and smoked just over a quarter of it to myself because I was unaware.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

That advert drives me mad.

You might end up like that if you regularly take every street drug you can lay your hands on but who knows a stoner who ever does little more than sit around, eat your cornflakes then fall asleep?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Me.

I know me, who sits around watching everyone else do that, and then ends up awake till 3am again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

Haha

then you get to watch late night poker and quiz TV.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

You're more likely to end up like the guy in the advert

if you're taking prescription medication.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

that's so racist i'm laughing with disgust

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gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

How on earth is it racist?

I'm commenting on the vast expanse of featureless face.

I bet you're frightened of the MMR vaccine as well, captain knee jerk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Saying that a negro looks like something else

is racist now apparently

They don't look like anything, not even each other

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Straight out of the Daily Mail book of facts*

*that we made up.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

A made-up fact is still a fact

/Daily Mail Book of Logic

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

A flawless argument.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Buckets of sigh, Joe, buckets of it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

at me?

or the state of affairs?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

State of affairs. Never at you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

saying that any

person is inferior to you by reason of his race alone is racist.
Anything else has different words to describe it but has been hijacked by the politically correct liberals so that they might get on a high horse and feel smug in their faux moral outrage.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

i know it's not racist you nump

it was meant to be funny, thanks for pointing out my MASSIVE FAILURE THERE

and the MMR vaccine implants a tiny chip that allows the illuminati to track your movements, everyone knows that

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gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

I had to wear a tinfoil hat for my MMR jab

little did they know there was a bit of brisket underneath it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

STEALTHBRISKET.

Sneaky beaky MI5 brisket. Sunglasses on. Shhhhhhh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

I bet some BBC3 producer is furtively writing that down, you know

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

I could come up with shite they'd love all day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Oh riiiiiiight I thought you were serious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

i'm the least knee jerky person you will ever meet

or whatever talking bollocks on the internet is classified as, if not actual meeting

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gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

It counts, ish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

It's anti-gnopsian, is it?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

He's not orange...he's black!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Don't worry.

I'm a racist, too! See:

;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9366225

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

O YES YOU ARE

JEWKILLER!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

MONKEYPUNCHER

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

CAMELCHOCKER

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

the last two, yes....

but the animals were consenting.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Pffffft, face handles

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

You know what I meant, though. So it works.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

I know what you mean :)

It made me laugh, so made me feel better :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

:D hey!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Mr T, Mr T, make me a cup of tea

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9337244

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

It's Bert..or Ernie!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Bernie!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

oh, you bastard

you pissed on my mind after what i believed to be an inspired observation.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

ERRRNNNIIIIEEEEE!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

I'M BACK, BABY!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

love those trumpets!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

I'm curious

Was this genuine or sarcastic?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXU9Ur9QznE

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Hahah! I've never seen that before

Thank you :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

\o/

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Crumpets? Yay!

oh. TRUMpets bugger.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

God dammit I want Crumpets!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

So long as it's not cum pits...

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

FTMFW!

\o/

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

yay. you could have warned me and I would have worn my best mood.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

would your mood improve

if i gave a quick jiggle?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

pics or it didn't happen

;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

ah let's try it and see?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

*jiggles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm jiggly.

you alright?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

i'mm great

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

I thought you were...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

depends on your definition of best i suppose.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yes!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

who are you lol

(

Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

YAY

Welcome back!

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

thanks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Hello poppet!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

captain, my captain!

hello!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Hey, Hey, Hey!

How are you, lovely?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

i'm happy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

And that's all to the good!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Whoop Whoop!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Aye?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Not you, you nob!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

yay stan!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Welcome back sir!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

thanks!

still not a sir, though ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

I'm still not calling you otherwise*

it's a compliment!

I only call my favourite beings 'sir'!

*may not be true, I'd stop as soon as you asked, can't promise to remember though so occasional slippages may occur

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

i've been called worse ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

you're no JMG

(

Lightguy hail satan, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

100% less bald.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

500%

more acceptable.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

900% more tits.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

That's just the left!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

FUCK YES.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

indeed.

my norks are used as temporary shelter by midgets

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Which is why we are all pleased

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

thank god for that

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

^ this.... oh yes, this.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

no, but i try harder

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

Smash!

*glomps*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

*re-glomps*

i've missed the glomping

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

There's plenty of glomp to go around here...

*englompifies*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Yay *hug*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

have a hug off me!

*hugs*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

SMASH!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

sush!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

ow my eye!

Welcome back chuck.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

thanks!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

to quote Monty Burns:

Who the devil are you?

:D

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

admit you know who i am

or i'll release the hounds

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Yay

Welcome back!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

thanks!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Hello there.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

hello

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

gosh.

what a dramatic entrance!

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

I bet you say that to all the ladies.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

*LOL*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

am I so transparent?

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

my entrance is very dramatic

it's portico'd

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

ooo....I like a nice portico.

doric columns, I hope?

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

indeed.

with a baroque escarpment

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

too brown

and I don't like that font

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

I don't like that font.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

repeat after me:

"there are no ninjas"

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

there are

you just can't see them.
because they're ninjas.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

0.o

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Welcome back misses!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

thanks, you bond villain, you!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Hurrah!

wb kiddo!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

cute!

needs more aftershock, though

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

Don't you remember these pics?

Made them for your birthday, 2007...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

i do remember

but they're still cute

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

the second coming

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

haven't had the first coming yet!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

hoorah!

Welcome back miss :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

thanks!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

arf-what an ace return

noice one:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

Oooh hallo!

I've really missed your entertaining ways, welcome back missy!

(

Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)

Im sorry, I'm so very sorry...

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

Oh'k

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

Is 4chan

shut for the holidays?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

4chan can suck my balls!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

I went on 4chan once for about 10 seconds

and that was that

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

U iz on 4 chan sukkin ur ballz?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

ris?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

this with bells on

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

I've always wondered what those marks on his face are?

and 4chan can fuck right off

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

Some kind of a tribal thing is it not?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

well

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061124195147AA4nBaA

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

A WOLF BIT HIS FACE

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

WHILE HE WAS ON A MOTORBIKE, WEARING GLASSES

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

yea I've heard that but there's not many tribes in Paddington

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Hmm...

a rumour given strength by thefact that Seal is a nobber?

Would seem lupus is the popular choice...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

placeholders

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

He has lupus

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Ooooh nasty

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

/House blog

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

hah - but he lies about it because he actually caught it FROM HIS SISTER!

*pink floyd musics*

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

ouchy ta :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

he tried to get a kiss from a rose

and the thorns scarred him

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

why is my matrix not diagonal?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

because you are a sinner.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Fuck my 4chan off right

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

*shakes head*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Grave?

Hmm... Grey maybe?

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Love it.

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

William Sylvester ftw!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

haha!

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

O_o

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Can't you?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

*hefts the larger of the two spanging pans into use*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Oh dear

*loads spanging catapult*

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

HA HA HA AH AH

brilliant.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Grr!

*shakes fist*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Hahahah

I've only just got this

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

I can't believe it's not jesus

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

jesus kills children

i read it on some website or other

here you go, on the always-reliable unexplainedmysteries.com

so when someone says "what would jesus do?", the answer is kill children arbitrarily! in the face!

(

gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

perhaps

www.thebricktestament.com/

at last religion in a form i can appreciate

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

that's lovely

sucks to be job. most people even pronounce his name wrong

(

gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

haha...

"The Gospel of Thomas" eh?

That's what happens if you make a five year old omnipotent, I suppose. He's going to have a tantrum and kill someone sooner or later.

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

if i'd been omnipotent when i was five i'd have had an amiga AND an atari ST

(

gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

haha!

the excess!

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

haha

bricks kill children too if you throw strait

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

Loon!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

hmmm....

certainly looks like butter. I'd try it.

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

mmm, construction-y.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

the future of marketing is here NOW

*click*

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

I can't believe it is.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Can you tell the difference between

Whizzo butter & a dead crab?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

you couldn't tell the difference between the Battle of Borodino and a tiger's bum

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

arf

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

then you need your taste buds

and probably your brain looking in to.

DrBroon does a nice cheap lobotomy

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

You're going to try to stop me?

(Filename it if you have no idea)

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

oh christ

SPANG

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

hahahaha!

Marvellous

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Bless his cheeky little face....

:D

Woo, sir!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Oh fucking hell....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

I don't have a spanging pan big enough for this :(

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Guan!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Did she steal his neck?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

He did not have one in the source.

(hence the original chin in use).

He looks like Spike Milligan.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

You bad bad man!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Oh no, what have you done...

(

zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

oh, good grief!

very good...

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

*groan*

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

I'm probably to foreign to understand this

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

*laughs and points at the foreign*

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

RACIST PIG

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

*waves*

;)

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

hahahahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

haha!

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

Euan is pronouned You-an

that pillock did a terrible job of playing the lead character in Doctor Who. He is in army uniform...

Euan who's army sounds like you and who's army. you may laugh now.

i'm also foreign, it's tough.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Yup

Wiki sez

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

Ahem.

"Too foreign".

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Spangtastic

Be better with a W instead of a U though

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

hahaha

*spangs

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Best pun ever!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

ouch.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Simply wonderful

Beautifully done and first rate punnage!

Love it.

(

Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

spang award of the year i reckon:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

Drink Ginness!

Recipe for ginness

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

If this is what I think it's going to be- blech.

edit: I knew it. Blech.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

have you actually consumed this?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

it's good with a bit of blackcurrant in it :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

it sounds like the cocktail that went in my mates hipflask...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Guinness with blackcurrant is like lager and lime.

Only drank by the women round here. :-D

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

ordering either is just embarrassing

anyone that wants one can get their own fucking drink as far as i'm concerned

(

gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

I find it odd that people can be embarrassed by such inconsequential things as a persons preference

especially when that preference is a type of drink.

"I enjoy this"
"Well I have pre-conceived opionions on that choice that make me fear others will judge me on the same should I appear to agree with you"

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

write that on a pair of dancing tits and someone might pay attention

/cynical about all the bastards everywhere blog

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

never ordered one...just drank it :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

that sounds

positively vile! you've taken two perfectly good drinks and ruined them...

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

taken two perfectly vile drinks

and given me twice the excuse to throw them in the toilet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

Guinness is a love it or hate it thing, I know...

but everyone loves a G&T, surely?

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

But if you do not like cucumber

then Hendricks is not going to appeal.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

I love Hendricks...

I've got about four of his albums.

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

I can't stand gin

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

^This^ but mainly because I was very, very ill after a night of it.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

odd that

I must be immune to it, gin never gives me a hangover

alcopops, on the other hand, bloody hell

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

I don't think I'd be able to drink enough alcopops to get a hangover.

They're far too sweet.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Very much this.

Eugh. Tastes like perfume.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

You mean not as much alchohol as perfume?

;)

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Not even Bombay Sapphire?

tonic, wedge of lime, lots of ice, hot summer day? Mmmmm...

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

G&T no

G,S&L yes

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

gin is lovely

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

I can only drink G&T

in the summer and when I'm already half cut. Plus it has to be a very good quality gin. None of your bitter Gordon's shite.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

I specified Hendricks.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

i was just contemplating slugging back the last couple of gulps in the bottom of my bottle

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

Gin is ming.

/ac

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Ruins

1) Good Guinness
2) Good Hendricks

Dammit!

(

Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Hmmm interesting

have you actually tried it?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

It is surprisingly good.

I would recommend using Guinness Red or even Beamish, although the latter rather spoils the pun.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

why not have beamish

and fish then call it Breamish? Actually, sounds tastier than guinness.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

Mmmm ive got some Oyster Stout

will that do?

Its much nicer than Guinness and doesnt make your poo black

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

I like Guinness Red

I might actually have a go if I get the chance

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

A little bit of sick just came up

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Stick it back in the glass and stir it in

You'll never know

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

Delicious

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

That is just sick.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

I'm pretty sure that would be paler

and have more carrot

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Hippy B3taday.

Also Stomach lining, not carrot.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Yes, I know

it's just not as funny

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

Comedy died yesterday.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

Cor, thanks!

I've not seen that one before

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

Of course not

I just made it in haste. Which is why it loops badly and is optimised by my blind minions ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Ha!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

The two tastiest things mankind ever made!

Surely it'd work well.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

im not sure if you serve it chilled or not

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Certainly not.

Guinness isn't meant to be served chilled.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

Fucking marmite

can fuck right off

Guiness is lovely even if it leaves a bitter aftertaste... toilet wise

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

haha!

Guinness is a 'marmite' kind of a drink alright, not to all tastes.

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

you can't drink a pint of Bovril!

(

manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

What if I only have three ice cubes?!

*fears*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Snap one in half.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

But then you'd have two cubes and two rectangloids

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Break them all into four

and have 3 servings.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

You'd have to break it into 8 to get cubes

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Good man ;)

I was just about to say this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Shit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

Always with the clever science!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

I feel that the degrees have been leading up to this moment

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

*bokes*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

I love this

So much

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

That is just so wrong!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Psh. Lager boy.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

'zactly

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

I knew a guy at Uni who tried several Pink Deaths in one night

He gave up alcohol for several months afterwards.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

is that the cough syrup/codeine topped up with lemonade?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

Half Guinness, lots of spirits and stuff

First one stayed down.
The second pint didn't.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

How many calories!!!!

I'm not drinking Guiness again!!

/watching figure

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

Guinness is only 210

The G+T is quite high though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Couldn't make it worse, could it?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

Hahah

Would probably improve it

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

Yep

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Hahahaha!

.....waits....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

howdo

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Hello

I was just saying, I was waiting for your Dennis Pic.

But you knew that.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

i guessed as much

#i knew you were waiting (for me)#
;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

GET A ROOM, YOU BUMMERS!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

hahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

hahahahaha

Gnasher is a wookie

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

I'd lobby to have this one instead of what

*actually* came out...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Me too.

Dennis's dad with a double ended slipper.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

hahaha!

Lovely thought!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Waiting is over

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Aha!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

hehe

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

I read the Beano every week.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Now all you need to do is take out the other shit element.

That's just all the star warsy bits. Dennis in Space is still good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

To be honest I prefer Star Trek.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

So do I. Well done you for being correct.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

*psst*

Imax tickets for 2 (and a bit) weeks time...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

What are you going to see?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

The new Star Trek filum...

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

I am best

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

hehehe

very nice! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Ta!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

hehehe...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Have you met my friend, Shirly Bindun?

Click for bigger (311 kb)

(a Granny My goal in life is to make Fritzl a verb, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Someday I'll get you, Osama

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

hahah

Also, does anyone have the love horses link?

(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

it never existed
nobody saw it
it's a myth
total fiction
just made up by idiots

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Pseudo-mind piss?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

It's gone to the great stable in the sky.

Vanished.
Removed.
Vernichtet.
No longer there.

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

the .co.uk one is.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Well that shut me up

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

did you test it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

Well it wasn't hidden as another link, so I thought it was safe

Blast your fiendish aussie cunning!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

mwhahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

vimod will be pleased

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

You don't ask for the link, the link just finds you

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

C'mon Henry lad, dry your eyes...

Edit: De-ris - Henry was Mr Freud's companion on the long ago dog food ads.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Awwwwww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

He misses his Pa...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

I'll cry...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

...w?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

hahah!

Edit: Cheers y'all

(

happy candles

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

^ this

Happy b3taday!

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

Happy B3taday!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

..nts?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Well, yes, those too, his troosers are out of shot, but I take the point...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Bless!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

it was me who added you on last fm last night, by the way. just in case your "uh... hello?" was a CONFUSION GREETING.

(

Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Ah yes :)

Hello!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

completely understandable.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

This is what happens when a pub runs out of beer. People cry.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

that is worse than this:

i mean what is that crap? :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Awww :(

*tickles*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Poor little guy.

He just needs some love and some food

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

and his Dad back.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

aw...who's going to give him

his minced morsels now?

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

Graham Norton?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

that would be a ghastly

prospect...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

*pats*

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

Less subtle than my last one

made when the rottweilers were being demonised

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

I bet you could pull that off

with a pomeranian (sp) dog

(

What I want to know, is when the rerun of his actually winning

a round of Just a Minute is going to be on :)

I always hoped he'd win, but so rarely did he.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Sadly Radio 7

doesnt let you replay them but has a list of all the episodes..

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

www.radioarchive.cc

They've got pretty much all of them.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

as does piratebay - altho i cant get into

that site as it has rude things

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boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Ah, I kind of meant 'not at work, but later'

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

Eyemonkey sez: CHEER UP!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

BLOODY HELL!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Gah!

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

AWWWWWW

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

As per usual

that's ace.

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boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

dogs have an incredible capability to look like the saddest creatures in the world :(

(

Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

Mr T will be happy...

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Hmmm!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Hmmm!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Hmmm!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

are you forming a barber shop quartet?

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Yup

Audition's open until next Tuesday

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

EDDIE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Yeah!

Hmmm!

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Right

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

^ this

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

well I like it

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

me too.

It's got the A Team and a tank in it. Not to mention HMMM. What's not to like?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

lack of fluff, I think

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Sorry.

Must try harder. Meh.

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

Mr T is secretly fluffy, I think.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Not always...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

*applauds*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Thank you

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

*giggles*

It's like you have a sixth sense or something...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

Hmmm!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

HMMMM

(

Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Hmm..

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

hmmm

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

hahahahahaha...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

it's what he would have wanted

I'll miss him- he was always the best thing about Just a Minute :(

(

manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Tap tap tap

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI-Xa8HO1L8&feature=related

Liiiiisten.

get at least to 1.40

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

I cannot hear the words "tap tap tap" without thinking of...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TwvU9tk_0I

(Music is better too)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

I can't hear the words 'tap,tap,tap'

without thinking "Bloody Greta Garbo, naked save for a shortie nightie"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR2o2YYqEck

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

I'm so clicking on this one next once the Cap'ns link is finished...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Genius

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

no it isn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

yes it is.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Lies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeee

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

I like the drums in this...

Very 'Trail of Dead'...

But... my crappy headphone adapter popped out of the socket, meaning the office was treated to a blast of riffage.

I have been rumbled, and all for the price of an 89p jack to mini-jack adapter.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

Ooo...

4:35 it's all gone a bit swirly and WWWWRRRROOOOOOAAAAGH!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Whoops, sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Not your fault...

cheapo work buying cruddy equipment...

Still, the headphones are good, so when it works it goes BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM in my head and stuff and I go YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! and rock and then my hearing test is booked for the 1st of May.

No, really, it is...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

I need one of them

I might have to book one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Sorry?

All I heard from that was EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And no, I'm not in Yorkshire.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

crikey

drums are good

but I've been listening to Thomas Koner so anything above a low hum gives me the fear

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

They are a bit, aren't they?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

YES

*jealouses*

I keep trying to not use hi-hat & cymbals but the band don't like it

bastards

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Ours has got a new china, it's all he was bloody hitting for a while

oooh shiny newness etc.

I want to get him a big metal bin to clang, that'll sound awesome.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Fire them

Or come and drum for me. My current drummer is too robotic and depressing.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

haha

that'd be good, except I am a rubbish drummer

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Have you heard my guitar playing?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

I like this :)

(

Happy candleday missy! :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Thanks :)

Edit: And you guys below! I'd thank you all individually but I don't want to be accused of attention seeking over something other people enjoy making an event of.

(

Have a good b3taday, miss.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Happy candle day *hug*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

happy b3taday :)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

*pokes with b3taday stick*

happy candle thingy wotsit

(

twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

ooo! happy b3taday!

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Certainly is

Woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

I'm 16

Because I get this reference does that mean I should get out more?

(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

pretty much, yes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

GROOMING!

tut tut

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

it's not grooming

if they're legal

(

manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

I'm 37 and I don't!

Should I read more?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Depends if you plan on taking your radio with you or not...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Absoultely not.

More cultured teenagers = good.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Indeed

It's refreshing to be called something using more than 2 syllables (in the whole sentence).

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Nicely, sir.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

This is how its done

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Ris?

edit: just figured it out.. god I'm stoopid today

(

Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Brilliant.

*sad, guilty laughs and clicks*

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

I keep getting him confused with Sigmund Freud

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

One had a clue.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

so long as you don't get him confused with Emma Freud

(

manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Well he was his grandfather.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Hahaha so he was! I didn't know that.

Also I didn't know Emma Freud was related to them both either.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

I'm glad I'm not in the Freud family actually, it seems that everyone else excels themselves in some way

No pressure

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

nice tribute...

poor old clem.

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Terrible punnage!

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

ow. that hurt.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

hahaha

give them surfboards!

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

Hahaha

Have a divva narwhal

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

Y I

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

You have the finest sig known to humanity

and it makes me smile everytime

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

Hahaha

I was thinking of changing it again actually, but I'll keep it for a bit longer now ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

I had that with mine

I changed it when somewhat intoxicated but it's amused me a disproportionate amount to its actual humour value. I was going to change it the other day but someone mentioned that it amused them too so I left it a bit longer :)

I think it's time to actually change it now though, any suggestions?

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"We're going to need a bigger boat" ?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

All mouth and no trousers. Even in the middle of winter

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

like a yawning reindeer

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

that's reet good that pet

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

Huzzah for football punnage!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

hahahah jesus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

Hahaha ouch!

I'm gutted I seem to have missed out on hillsborough subbuteo :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Me too.

As sick as it seems

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

It's here

www.b3ta.com/board/9362427

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Hmmm.

actually that's really shit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Yeah

...it is a bit, isn't it?

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That's terrible....

I mean the actual pic! I was expecting subbuteo players, not just a poorly shopped box!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

I think that's why it fell foul of board opinion

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

^this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

me too...

I think the appalled reaction was more due to the lack of funny than the subject matter

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

I feel a bit let down.

There's not even an actual subbuteo person in the image.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

Yay!

(I take it this was compoed earlier. If not: compo it!)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

It's an oldie

I'm sure the compo has enough pearoasts already. :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

yay!

a stadium disaster we can laugh at!

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

oof!!

that's 2 kinds of awesome

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

They'll

be hoping for better weather in the lower division next season.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

We r ure Gods nao!

Click for bigger (220 kb)
Mwahahahahahahaaaa!

(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

I like your picture, but I can't understand what you are saying there.

4chan =>

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

<= I think you'll find

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

_^
_{_{_{_{_||}}}}

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

I could never locate them properly

I just thought I'd send him on his way

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

alienate him some more why don't you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

*glees*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

Whatever happened to kittybawoon?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

Was that not Pineapple?

edit: I'm a twunt, ignore me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

Yeah I know, I got confused.

*is actually blonde under all this hair dye, you know*

What a cop out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

mr pineapple stopped drawing them :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oh fuck yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

I see that all the time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

Chinese Popular Lobster approves of this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

Robstel!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

th15 iz gud.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

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