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Budget Day!

(Ed Parnell, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

lovely plumage..

takes me back...

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

get erm orf!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

he made such an effort bless him..

and nobody batted a fucking eyelid. typical.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

Would you?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

*slams fist on desk*

Ris: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xddhKQje41M&feature=related

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

You put so much effort into your images.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)

it's hard to get the colours right...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

crtl+b is your friend.

you can also try levels and ctrl u

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

Seams fine to me ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

in the case of this

just a reduction of saturation whould help a lot ;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

*Will not have it*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

umm yea...anyway

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

Seriously,

can you not put just a bit of effort into these pics?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

Pathetic.

Really.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

funny vid.

that kid is gonna be a star.. yes I said star, not homo, I definitely did NOT call him a homo.. just wanted to make the clear.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

armpits ftw:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

Especially For Maiden, who's probably gone now, but she's been on about Sacred Cows...

.... Oh Bugger! ...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

awwwww

*cuddles*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

Silly cow, must flap ears harder if you want to fly!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

'lo Freebs!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

hahaha

And lo another bull becomes a heffer:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)

I know that cow.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

Hahaha!

The eyes have it!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

QWALI TEA!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

Awww lovely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

Rick Astley is a puppet of the Illuminati, and they caused 9/11. I HAVE PROOF.

Adam Weishaupt, Jimmy Tarbuck and Rick Astley were all born on February 6th.
Jimmy Tarbuck plays golf with Russ Abbot.
Russ Abbot joined the cast of "Last of the Summer Wine". This is set in Holmfirth, where, in 1852, on February 5th (coincidence?!?) the Bilberry Reservoir collapsed, killing 81 people.
Russ Abbot was born on September 16th - the same day that Typhoon Kathleen hit Japan, killing nearly 2000 people.
These facts point towards the obvious conclusion that the Illuminati have, throughout the years, caused flooding across the world.

Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney, throughout their political careers, have been known to drink water - as was President William Taft, who, like their master, George Bush, was a member of the Skull and Bones secret society. It is believed that this society uses water in their rituals, most often in the form of soda water and imbibed with whisky. It is symbolic of their commitment to the ideals of their Illuminati overlords. Hitler was also a keen advocate of drinking water and often ritualistically immersed himself in it in the Bavarian Illuminati ritual called Samstag Waschen-Nacht. Under Hitler's regime, scientists invented the jet engine, which even to this day disperses water across our towns and cities in the form of chemical contrails.

Every bottle of water or Coca-Cola (which is mostly water) now sold has a barcode on its label. Millions of these bottles were in circulation throughout New York on September 11th, 2001. Coincidence?
The 9/11 attacks lead to the swift passing of the USA PATRIOT Act. Of this, Title II, which allows the interception of electronic communications, was first extended to February 3rd (coincidence??) 2006. Rick Astley, whose birth was planned by the Illuminati and whose career was carefully crafted to provide a distraction to the sheeple, made a music video which has, since 2007, been used to "bait and switch", i.e. make the sheeple used to having their communications redirected and otherwise interfered with.
More proof : www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPLk5mJ1D4

Wake up, Sheeple!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)

too much text - regh

mind hurts.

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

WORDS :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

AND PICTURES.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

Mostly words

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

"Threads" has ruined that show for me

Skeletons and things!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

haha

*dons tinfoil helmet and awaits rickrolling*

Why didn't you have a rickroll link damn it!!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

I want your babies

best laugh I've had this week so far...

/mind you, Dave's got a milestone coming up today, so this may be shortlived

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

*coughs* ..Nurse, can you administer another course of electric shock treatment to Mr.Tribs genitalia..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

Excellent! I usually have to pay for that

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

hahaha

OH WHAT AN ATMOSPHERE... I LOVE A PARTY WITH A HAPPY ATMOSPHERE !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

I am fully awake to this sort of action

point me where the monies are

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

lolwords

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

cant be harsed reeedin all that innit

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

Coincidence?!?lols :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

A+++++++

WOULD UNQUESTIONINGLY BELIEVE AGAIN

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

ha ha ha

This is comment I would love to see used on the real conspiracy forums |:D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

You utter loon:D

Even more worrying you can see part of the WTC behind Ric Astley in his picture!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

Wrigley's chewing gum was the first product to have a bar code

founded in 1911...9/11 sheeple!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

Are you sure?

I know it was the first product ever scanned with a barcode but surely thats just because it was nearest the till.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

you're doing this to keep the truth down!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

He's one of them

it's obvious

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

Wrigleys were also the first to mass market MSG

Because everyone loves that meaty, brothy taste in their chewing gum...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

Now I understand

and it was so obvious all along.

Thank you for waking me from my slumber

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

Hahaha

Needs more blur tool but other than that spot on!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

Proof, if proof be need be...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

HAHAHA

This is exactly the kind of evidence people like catnippp go on

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

Yes it has research and words and links

so it must be true. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

And those facts are 100% factual

I got them from Wikipedia.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

ha ha ha

and let's face it this makes more sense than the official version of events

(Hipfubu one step forward, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

oh noes he hasn't gone off his trolley again?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

At least he's all fixed now.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

should shrink this!

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

mindpiss

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

....in fact to make a full recovery

(resistanceisfutile, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

Hey thats my body pic your using *

* Statement may be a fucking lie - and a fat fucking lie at that. (Well by fat I mean big boned - that’s what the ladies like!)

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

a reboot works wonders sometimes

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

yay horkings!

They have rebuilt him! They had the technology!

Someone (not me cos im working) needs to do a shop with the classic robocop activation view of Morton looking him in the eye and going "youre gonna be a bad motherfucker!"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

No need

I can see it in my minds eye - its ok - but too many seeeeeams.

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

Did they try switching him off and on again?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)

hahahaha

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

LOL (actual)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

even he's doin'adverts now...

what next?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

(Hipfubu one step forward, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

nicely done !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)

That cowell one is scary!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

I agree with the right.

This is the main problem with fame.
Poor bint has been famous for a week and people cant wait to stick the boot in.

I'm glad fame will never happen to me. Open mic comedy slots and never any more.

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

*applauds*

smashing :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

I thought the left one was Ian Hislop at first

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

The one on the right is Jimmy Carr

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)

He gets everywhere, he does....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

Yay!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

industrial size PFFT

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

Disney to cash in on all the hype, with this remake..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

Is this not a repost?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

nope.

freshly sqeezed this morning..
edit: so in answer to your question Yes..it is not a repost!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

OK then.

At ease....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

hahaha how can you have thought this was a repost ! lol

Its so fucking bizarre, you wouldn't forget it..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

I am sure I have seen a terribly similar image.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

You did, you weren't imagining it.

Not sure it was ^ this chap, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

Ninj did it* about three weeks ago:

[Edit: in pop-goes-the-movies], and that was a bindun: someone [Edit: DefyingDarwin] had done the same gag 2 days prior. Search for Ninj + bindun -- it doesn't happen often!

(*: without Susan Boyle as the dragon, though)

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

anyone else seen a pete doherty/susan boyle combo ?

*waits*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

/ Injects LCD into eyes

yeap - there they are!

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

needs more HIV needles.

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

The terrible thing is I was watching music TV a couple of days ago

and they put an Amy Winehouse song on. My initial thought was genuinely, 'Oh. I'd forgotten she was a singer.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

hahahaha

and a very good one to boot.

She pisses all over Adele and ... the other blode one... and her from the coke advert

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

She's no Dusty Springfield though...

You didn't have autotune in the old days...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

Grrrr!

That's all I can say. Grrr!

*shakes grrry fist at the autotone*

To be totally honest I'm not a massive fan of beat detective and its ilk either but autotone is a thing of pure evil. People that use it in live sound should be shot on site!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

Absolutely...

It's one of those things that once you can identifiy it in action you realise how shit 90% of performers are...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

I am extremely proud to say I one 'accidentally' knocked Take That's live CD

when they were performing.
This was my tea making and cable rolling days so my lack of professionalism can be forgiven:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

If / when I meet you a pint and ahearty handshake are in order.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

I seem to recall that I had planned, but the chance hadn't ocurred, to replace it entirely with a Carter USM CD.

Instead I managed to sneakily knock the rack from the stairs of the FOH tower:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)

I'd like to see one of Take That punch Philip Schofield...

Or indeed anyone really...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

No one is though...

Godess

Even Aretha was jealous of her voice allegedly

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

Different voices for different styles I'd say...

Dusty was smooth like velvet, Aretha had more grit than a Canadian snowplough - both excellent, and both way beyond anyone around at the moment...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

duffy is awful

sounds like the 60s - then go get some 60s tracks for *30p. Budget duffy and better.

*Not too sure if you still have a cassette player or turn table to play 30p cassettes / 45s on. You may have to buy Duffy on mp3

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

Great singer.

The fact we've heard nothing of her for ages can only be a good thing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

cripes!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

This still makes me proper LOL :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

HAHAHA

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

haha!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)

Fantastique

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

Pfffffffffhahahahaha

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

arf

nice jobbie

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

She's a wonderful singer

I'm so glad she made the entire audience and that smug set of bastards on the panel look like fools - stupid in-your-face fools! We are too hung up about how we look, Susan Boyle is a wonderful woman Bless her Monobrowness

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

I'm all hung up about how you look!

*stalks*
2
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)

I will have to turn on the electric fence in future

seems saving on leccy is allowing all sorts into my garden (not a euphemism) ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

ooh matron !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

Let us take this oppotunity to taunt Dave as he doesn't want to waste posts before his 75000.

*waits for hatty nekkidnessosity*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

fook me thats alot of posts !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

*fooks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

Nearly nekkid teims!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

Thats why I like motown

fat black women - singing with more soul than all of the pop charts added together.

Music aint about the looks..

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)

Agreed.

That Ashlee Simpson is gorgeous....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

You talking about Aretha Franklin?

comeonelleen.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/reeree3.jpg

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

Cor

very would.

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

Ella Fitzgerald

it's nice that someone does eh?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

I really want to know if it's her real voice.

I saw her first performance on the show and it was such a goddam farce. All the other judges freaked out at one point when they thought Simon was going to give away that they all knew exactly what was going to happen when she opened her mouth.

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

Eh?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

Yes.

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

I'm sure one of the production crew told him - this woman is really good.

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)

Or it's reality TV

and everyone knew and was told exactly how to react before and after.

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

Her voice did seem unreal

but unreal in the sense she has the perfect singing voice not unreal in the sense that this is all staged and she was just miming. I really think if they wanted to have someone miming they would have picked someone a little more aesthetically pleasing and marketable.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

It's extremely marketable

we're all talking about it and making pictures of her aren't we?

The voice that comes out of her mouth is very nice I just want to know if it's her's.

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

I'm sure it will be

else this will be the biggest scandal since well the last biggest scandal whatever that was there are so many scandals thesedays it's hard to keep track.
/ScandalgategategateGATE!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

^This

appending 'gate' to something does not mean it's a scandal.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

My garden gate fucked me. :(

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

Too much sitting on the fence?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

You should go on Jerry Springer

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

On these shows you go through about four auditions

before you appear in front on the 'judges'.

They would have known EXACTLY what was coming.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

oh, oh hello, I am A.D.P.O - I am fluent in over 6 million forms of Bullshit.

(Oobla, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

hee hee

*click*

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)

Annual Dark Paedo Oriface?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

ha ha

Nine Inch Nings!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

I need a new one really...

but I do so enjoy this 'ning...

:)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

Those eyebrows are mesmerising

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

How did you make his forehead so much smaller?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)

He has Photoshop CS4

~~Content~~ Forehead Aware Scaling.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)

It's not smaller

It's the angle:

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

Lots of advertising space there.

Probably enough room to advertise an atheist bus.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)

Forehead probably doesn't exist,

stop worrying and enjoy yourself.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)

Naughty deleter...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)

:( Posted twice by accident!

Somehow...

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

ARGH!

The tiling more than makes up for it... that's wonderful and nauseating all in one go...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

boing boing boing

haha this is mesmerising

Edit: Gah! They are multiplying like somekind of pandemic global virus.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

Wahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

mitosis is fun

*splits*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

Arf!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

pffft

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)

well spotted there..

seperated at birth maybe?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

hahaha

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)

Morning B3tans

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)

The Titanic would've been way more awesome if it hit a fireberg.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)

Yes a fireberg blasted from a fireberg cannon

aboard a Scared Cow spaceship ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

All films are better with our input.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

Indeed - we are so underrated in the area of Film Production

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)

YOU COMPLETELY RUINED BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS FOR ME, THERE I SAID IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

SHT SRY!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)

*calls Spielberg*

*profits*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)

Is that the guy off Kids In The Hall?

Damn I loved that show.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

TITANIC HIT BY GHOST CHIMNEY

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)

ewww

He's all got seamen on him

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

Who's forehead has the best advertising opputunities ?

(mr_mekon, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)

Okay.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)

you could have at least

made the levels bright enough to be pure white and match the shopped bit

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)

or their monitor is just shit

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)

i think 'shopped' is a little generous

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)

Yes more like 'window browsed' than 'shopped'

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

Thank you.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)

Ant's

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)

SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG WITH THE MAYTRICKS

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)

www.phillyfaces.com/actor/white/index.html

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)

Watching bumfights again haven't yah?

let me twitter dat

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

Hollywood remakes...pffft

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Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)

I remember Love Thy Neighbour

it was really quite shite even in it's day and by today's standards sheesh I can't even watch without cringing.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

My brother bought the box set acouple of years back

I got through one episode.

There's only so many exchanges of:
"Stupid nignog"
"Racist honkey"

you can sit through before you're reaching for the knitting needles to take out your eyes and ears

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)

haha lolracism

they were scraping the barrel back then, it was the era of The Comedians, The Wheel Tappers and Shunters Club and Bernard Manning - comedy has never been so dire!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)

Gurn Trek actually represents a new low for entertainment as a whole

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)

Simon pegg is looking a little worse for wear at the back

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)

'Sfunny...

...how you never see it re-run on UK Gold eh? :)

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Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)

Yeah really quite bizarre that ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)

heh

they're too busy showing A Touch of Frost

which is like watching a dead person dreaming of being in a coma

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)

On ITV a couple of years ago they started

showing Mind Your Language again.

That was fucking horrendously racist also.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)

Yeah I remember that

god only knows what they were thinking back then.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)

See also Curry and Chips.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

But you can't

it's been sealed in one of those containers they use for nuclear waste and buried somewhere off the M6

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

I fucking hate both of them

stupid shitfucks

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

woo!

This could almost as made as Neighbors, with belushi and Akroyd.

"I know, we'll make Belushi the straight man. It'll be hilarious!"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

Harold Bishop's had a heart attack, you know

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)

Nooooo!

Did he ever get his memory back?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)

he can't remember

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)

Maybe he lost his marbles thread

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)

oooo now

perhaps the thread deletion was actually part of the post

it takes posting to a whole new art-form

*spooky musics*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)

IIAAAAAANN SMIIIITTTTH.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)

Black and White Minstrels FTRW

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)

Arf, arf!

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Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)

Not The Farelly Brothers...

Up there with Judd Apatow on the 'who actually thinks these fuckers have any talent?' scale.....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)

I just checked their imdb page,

they are actually currently producing a film called Walter the Farting Dog :( I did enjoy Kingpin though :D

On the subject of Judd Apatow, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Pineapple Express and You don't mess with the Zohan. Although, having said that, I love shit films :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)

You know you're on a losing ticket when you cite

"You don't mess with the Zohan" as a means of enhancing someone's creative credibility. Actually, that filum fails twice over, since it has that wretched oxygen thief Adam Sandler in it as well.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

bait

Click for bigger (237 kb)

We're going to need a bigger bait.

(in-knock-you-us, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

is that a cock or a dorsal fin?

*neither, it's roy scheider*

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)

Going by the smile on it's face.

A cock.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)

but he's not smiling he's just smoking a cigarette

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)

For a minute, I thought that was Jonathan King...

:)

IN OTHER NEWS:
I’ve got a couple of sets of tickets going begging for His Dark Materials at the Lowry Centre in Manchester this Sunday. Part 1 starts at 2; part 2 at 7:30.

Anyone interested? If so, gaz me.

They’re £16 each – that is, £64 in all. Obviously, if I can sell both tickets to both parts together, that’d be preferred; but if you’re only after one set, then that’s doable. The downside is that you might find yourself sitting next to me if noone else wants the other set. It’s probably worth shelling out for both just to avoid that, what say?

Muted apologies for early threadjack.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)

Alistairs budget

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

OK, but, err, Dead Threletion?

(not you, but)

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

Why marbles go? :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

Where, when, who, what? damn I missed it

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/9383064

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)

Doesn't look like anything worthy of a deletion

strange reaction.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

I had really witty response too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

that's not like you

:)

... ningles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)

cheeky sod

nings Prof!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

I sort of remember some images of marbles

but why the deletion - as you can see I wasn't paying much attenion.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)

I sense a thread deletion in the board

suddenly thousands of posts went out in silence

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

Vagabond deleted a thread >:(

*grabs pitchfork and torch*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'm preparing the poking rod of skreaming anal pain

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

maybe it wasn't raining on his marbles

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)

hahaha

^this

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

pesky little budgetses

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)

what has it got in its cases?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)

not that I want to doubt our wonderous and virtuous brave leaders

but they're making a right pigs ear of all of this...

"never waste a good recession..." I was taught that at freakin' primary school... and they've given all of our money to the banks and we've got none left to spend having fun with recession things....

South Korea are going to get a super high speed railway and have all of their lightbulbs replaced by LEDs from their recession... we've got Fred Goodwin...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)

PFI PFI PFI

that's wot done it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)

(Hipfubu one step forward, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)

near the top tj:

mornign all - woo to the pic...

was there just some sort of heinous thread deletion? What's happened to AVA's lovely post?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

Erm ... erm ...

Oh shit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

it was him

*points*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)

hahaha

horselinker

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)

we've actually lost your marbles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

Do you think anyone would appreciate it (or believe me) if I said it was because

I got confused?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)

YOU DELETED A THREAD!???!?!?!

Bad man.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)

that's brilliantino (which is Italian for good - I'm so fucking multi-whotsitsname...speak-thing)

Morning Sir - you been busy?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

phenomenally so, truth be told.

What with that and the upcoming sale of flat...
It's all a bit Eeeek!

I need hols.

How's you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)

not too bad thanks

... almost the opposite in some ways. Since I handed in my notice I'm a lame duck... we're moving out of our flat too which Mrs UnderCover is wound up about but I am sanguine as a McBuddhist Cow...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

hahhahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)

There's a button, you pressed it.

Besides, it put someone's hard work back on the page.

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fuscous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

Oh god shit Christ I'M SORRY EVERYONE!

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! NOT THE FACE! NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS! OH GOD I'M SORRY!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

what did you do now?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

Erm ... erm ...

Deleted a thread, Sir ...

*stares at shoes, shuffles uncomfortably*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

well - I'm sure you had a good reason

take a biscuit and go and play

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)

*buys two stones with points and a big flat one*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)

don't forget the fake beard

:O!

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)

well you're in for it now......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

did you done it by accident?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

Ha.

Man, that would have been a different film.

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zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

haha!!!

this is more feasable than a tunnel network imo

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)

There's something rather symbolic and freudian of a man

crawling through a sewage pipe full of poo to free himself.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)

for sure

hidden tunnels etc or a "mental" escape, have you ever read "one flew over the cuckoos nest"?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)

I think I saw the Jack Nicholas film a couple of times

but it's been a few years since I last saw it.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)

Jack Nichlsons part was originally going to go to Michael Douglas...

Luckily he only ended up as Executive Producer.

Can you imagine how shit it would of been... *shudders*

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)

It is quite interesting when you read

about those classic parts that were originally intended to go to other people.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)

Michelle Pfeiffer in Basic Instinct?

She wouldn't do the nudie stuff...

Tom Selleck as Indy (contracted to Magnum)
Cary Grant as Bond (wouldn't sign a multi-picture contract)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

Aye,

I would love to see a big list of them all, but I wouldn't even know where to start :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

cary grant as bond would of been awesome :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

^ This. Utterly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

I really can't imagine Cary Grant as Bond

great in North by Northwest though, but I couldn't see him as a Government Agent type.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

that is the one time so far that I've actually thought the film wa sbetter than the book.

I just prefered it following Murphy.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)

Kesey was a fucking nutcase!

TRUFAX!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)

he did throw the best acid parties :)

or So Hunter S Thompson told me in his book Hell's Angels, which I heartily endorse.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)

I studied One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest at Colege.

Ironically though, I can't really remember too much due to the copious amounts of drugs I was on at the time :D I must read Hell's Angels....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

If you haven't already

You should certainly read Tom Wolfe's 'The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test'.

Also, you're a heathen for daring to suggest the film of OFOTCN was better than the book ¬¬

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)

to be fair I was about 15 when I read the book..

probably should try to re-read it. I just remember prefering the suprise about the indian.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)

I'm reading it at the moment

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)

*resists urge to ruin the end*

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)

that's beautiful man!

much woo :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)

well done

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)

hahahahaha....

..And God Created Norks

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)

Raquel Welch the first bikini wearing Cavewoman

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

Thats Brigitte Bardot, innit?

EDIT: no it's not... and I'm a fool for getting my dollybirds mixed up

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)

Nope

www.imdb.com/title/tt0060782/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)

Hahahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)

What a start to the day today!

**************************************licks

(Eli-T, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)

He wore that rockhammer down to a nub...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)

pfff!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

...They're coming to get you Barbra!

CFB (B=Blog)

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)

Nice,

Also, LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)

I'm glad I got to see the LOL

before they reverted it.

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)

Hahaha

His name's Nelson!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)

I just wish his surname was Yarwood or something

for the gay double!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)

Marvellous...

I bought another zombie movie book this week and was just reading about this this morning. Realised I haven't watched it for about ten years.

I feel a Romero night may be in order

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)

Ooh, which book is that?

I'm always looking for more.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)

S'called Zombie Holocaust

seems relatively new, but after checking Amazon it's an updated version of this un

Much like the awesome Book of the Dead but a bit more condensed and easier to read on the tube.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

Cheers!

Book of the Dead is my Bible, but not heard of the Zombie Holocaust one, but it's got Fulci's Zombie Flesh Eaters on the cover, so must be good.
I've added it to my wishlist if you want to buy me a copy, cheers.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)

hahahaha...

The version I've got has got Dawn of the Mummy on the cover which is slightly less impressive, even if the picture is fab

I love BotD too, mainly because it includes so many obscure titles.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)

I watched Diary of the Dead when it was on film4

I would of enjoyed it a lot more if it didn't feel the need to point out the satirical elements, underline them heavily with naration and then repeat them heavily.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)

I didn't like the ending

"The bad men shot a girl zombie in the head!"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)

It's sat on my 'too watch' pile for two years now

I will watch it eventually.

I feel so sorry for him that his official sequels have to compete (unsuccessfully) with the remakes... though I do prefer the remake of Dawn to the original... blasphemy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)

I actually agree.

Original Dawn is too convoluted and drawn-out.
Day of the Dead is his best film, it covers everything the others did but much better, and filtered out all the excess boring guff from the earlier ones. Plus Rhodes' death is awesome.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)

Did you see the remake of Day though?

*shudders*

make it go away. make it go away.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)

"Choke on 'em!!!!!"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)

Very nice!

Ning Grampa Dave! How's the bubba?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

Ooh,

That's a beauty.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

Yay

Another legended fallen to corporate advertising.:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)

1.) He's fine ta!

2.) Thanks!

3.) No I haven't Ghosty! C];0p

conserving replies . . .

3
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)

Hahahaha

200ish to my 55555.

I keep missing my ones. 30k, 40k, 50k.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)

blimey

is this where you've been? gettin' talented?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)

was this done in paint?

very very woo :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)

Aye.

Dave categorically proves that you don't need expensive software to make super awesome pics!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)

'ning HAPPY GAMEBOY DAY!!!!

20 years of neck rot, thumb blisters and mobile joy

Hurraaayyyyy!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaay!

i may have a game of tetris in celebration

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)

You would honour the gods

God I love tetris

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:32, archived)

Try bastet

blahg.res0l.net/2009/01/bastet-bastard-tetris/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)

Then try 1d tetris

www.tetris1d.org/tetris.php

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)

arf!

what a taxing game

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)

Woooooooo! :D I may have to dig out SML2, maybe even Zelda or Mystic Quest.... Classics!

nings ya all! 'tis a nice hot and sunny day!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)

Too bad I now only have a ds...(not very compatible in the sun :-( )

or else I could have funtimes in the sun...during my break

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)

1) get an R4Ultra,

2) copy a GB emulator onto it,
3) grab a load of GB roms.
4) Enjoy
5) Profit in someway

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)

I have it already (also the emu's for snes, nes & gameboy)

But still the screen reflects in such shitty way, you need to be inside to properly game.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)

aaahhhh, I see... that is a bugger, I know.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)

Do it.

I'm going through all the Zelda games currently. Unfortunately not simultaneously.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)

A Link to the Past rules

SNES Zelda all the way!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)

I'm going to be a jerk and say WW is my favourite.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)

oooh....I might have to at somepoint

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)

Oh sodding hell! Is it 20 years already?

And is it just me or are the yoof of today starting to wear those really high caps with bad print and day glo colours circa late 80's early 90's that were shite the first time round? You know the ones. The ones sported by such cultural chiqué as Timmy Mallet.

woo and 'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)

either that or you have discovered the secrets of time-travel. If you have, I demand you share them!

nings RG!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)

'ningles

I shall be sharing the secrets of time travel but I shall be doing so through a pyramid scheme.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)

*signs up*

actaully, I could just smack my head into something, end up in a coma, and travel back in time to solve crimes. I'll film it all, and tout it to the Beeb, calling the show "Life in Uranus" or something.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)

OK then

The secret to travelling through time is to wait approximately one second for each second forward you want to go.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)

good lord... It actually works!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)

Lesson #2

on realising time travel is possible you are not to say good god, it is only aproapriate to say 'Great Scott!'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)

...this is heavy

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)

Yes

It is a gravitational thing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)

wannafeelold.tumblr.com/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)

Don't give the man the oxygen of publicity ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)

oh my

*breaks out colour gameboy for mario*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)

The Gameboy is shit!

Lynx Atari FTW!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)

steel talons, Todds Adventures in Slime World, Xenophobe, Rygar... All classics!

'nings 'Sushi!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)

Ning Stevie!

I used to play Batman Returns and Bill and Teds all the fucking time!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Slime World, Checkered Flag, Electrocop, Rampage, Rampart, Gates of Zendocon,

*takes breath*

Hard Drivin', Turbosub, Ninja Gaiden, Scrapyard Dog, Viking Child, Klax, Paperboy, Pac-land, Warbirds, Toki, California Games....

I believe I still have them all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)

Awesome!

I would love to get an Atari Lynx again :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

Yes! Listen to this man.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)

It was so sleek and cool wasn't it!

Ning Mediocre! How's life in dutchland? Got cake?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)

No cake today

but I do have some new clients as of a couple of minutes ago, and this means lots of work, but also lots of cash

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

Yay :D

More money for more South American adventures with copious margueritas and sloths eh?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)

gluesniffing & and abusing minors

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

All in a days work for you crazy dutchies ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)

You betcha

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)

hell yes!

mine broke! *emulates *glees!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)

Meh, Lynx was alright...but it was HUGE just like the Gamegear

at least the Gamegear had fluid graphix unlike the lynx.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

I liked its chunkiness!

It gleed me a lot more than the dirty looking tiny gayboy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

Shut up gaybwoy :-).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)

It'll never catch on

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)

It's an extra reason to eat Cake

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)

There is still something that is aesthetically pleasing about playing an original Game Boy

Woo

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Joliet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:42, archived)

NON COMPRENDE SENOR

BRUCE B&?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:46, archived)

He's on

Satan's trampoline

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:50, archived)

excellent!

great patter - and I do like the comments on that video..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)

I found out what a dutch rudder was the other week

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:55, archived)

seriously, who would DO that?

besides cripples, I mean.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:59, archived)

It's like a gay loophole if you're camping with your sports buddies

NOBODY TOUCHED ANYONE ELSE'S PENIS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:02, archived)

what goes in the butt, stays in the butt.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:03, archived)

..and you appear to be perfectly correct!

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=double+dutch+rudder

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:04, archived)

TOTALLY NOT GAY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:06, archived)

Smile for the camera! :P

(Fly Projector, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:06, archived)

^ That Candyfloss look a bit like a penis, only a lot smaller?

* FUCKSOCKS! Sodding Auto-Text!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:13, archived)

hahahaha....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)

haha!!!

first thing i saw today!

:D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)

HAHAHAHA

cue the sad end music..

DA DA DA DAAAAA

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)

That's no water park! :|

(Fly Projector, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:52, archived)

Kill kill kill kill kill kill the children.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:53, archived)

are serious?

Really buddy grow up come on here and talk smack all you want and live in the past I could really care less congrats really. I have played games since the 70's and darn proud of it and Interplay was crap then and why they nearly disappeared and sold their best IP which is Fallout. instead of backing up the train slam on the gas and get out of past change your diaper and get a clue the company sucked then and sucks more now they live more in the past then you do just hope for your sake you never filed bankruptcy.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:54, archived)

I BET YOU FIVE BUCKS THAT'S A ZOOT COPYPASTA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:54, archived)

SHIT I THINK I JUST LOST FIVE BUCKS

www.b3ta.com/board/9204520

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:56, archived)

MY FAIL METER JUST JUMPED IN TO THE STREET BELOW AND IS RUNNING FOR THE SWISS BORDER.

I missed that thread, O M F G ! ! !

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)

yeah I think that was shortly before yanmania left.

I think I'm starting to understand why

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:02, archived)

um, wasn't he banned?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)

hahaha "I'm not here for friends"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)

I just started reading those gamespot comments but I had to stop because I could feel my brain cells dying

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)

It's not that I don't tink F3 is a good game, it is. How could a ES game set in a post-apocalyptic world not be. But it's not a Fallout game, and IMO Fallout is better. I want more Fallout.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:06, archived)

THEY SEE ME PWNING

THEM ALL IN HALO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:10, archived)

Frankly any "game set in a post-apocalyptic world" is boring shit.

Gun worshiping wankery with amazing gun and ammo factories that seem
to be able supply an endless amount of hardware made from their spunk.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)

this is a painting I have not seen before

A Boy and a Girl with a Cat and an Eel

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:29, archived)

Redrum finger!

Run kitty! The mad children will eat you!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:32, archived)

His opponent does not have good debating skills

WELCOME TO IGNORE

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:12, archived)

IGNORE AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:16, archived)

Christ how fucking tedious.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)

...You do know the LotR novels have been around far longer than Dragon Ball, right?

I didn't know.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)

I always wondered which one was ripping the other one off

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)

"could really care less"

Goddamn.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)

I would switch from World Of Warcraft to play an MMO involving VAMPIRES as long as it was OUTSTANDING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:08, archived)

IS HEATHER MILLS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER?

THIS COULD MAKE OR BREAK THE DEVELOPMENT PITCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:20, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:33, archived)

that's one too many kills, it don't scan no more.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:54, archived)

you know what? this shit still turns my crank

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3THCcOMgHc

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)

DON'T TOUCH YOUR CRANK.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)

me too

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:04, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:06, archived)

This a punk video party?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwQzNMBbMVM&feature=PlayList&p=249059BE1874E78F&index=0&playnext=1

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:24, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWHAL_q1ne8

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:32, archived)

holy shit, there's a DVD release of It's Alive?!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=84yeumXnrGo

DO FUCKING WANT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:34, archived)

Morning sir

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sWbO_iEFJU

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:20, archived)

kay, brb, I'm going to have a poo now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:27, archived)

Good morning, guy.

Not a massive fan of that album. Got the LP but I'd really rather play Scum.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)

I think Fear Emptiness Despair is my favourite

it was the first one I had too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:32, archived)

synchronised drowning, the new demonstration sport.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:53, archived)

Get your five bucks admission worth kiddies!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:01, archived)

Take your kid to work day!

(Fly Projector, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:42, archived)

pffffffffffft!

I really, really hope I haven't knocked anybody up this month

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:46, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:51, archived)

<font color="#99FF33"> \o/ </font>

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:54, archived)

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