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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

hahaha :D

*spang*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

Hahahaha oh God

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ClanSoul, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

*cries*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

There there the bad pun will soon pass

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

HOLD ME

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)

*holds*

*takes dna sample - clones Bela Lugosi's Dad*
*?*
*profits*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

*drains blood of entire lab staff*

*gains knowledge*
*goes on cloning, exsanguination spree*
*drains blood of all life on Earth*
*becomes extinct*
*feels like a twat*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)

Well at least you could clone yourself

like Rimmer in that episode of Red Dwarf - you know when Red Dwarf was actually funny.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)

Hahahahahahhaha, you deserve a good spanging! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

Hahaha

woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

aaaaaaargh

*bangs head on desk*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

grooooooooooooan

woosomely groaning though

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

*groan*...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)

Oh fer fuck's sake Jenkins

put that thing away!

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)

My, what a strange looking penis!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)

It does seem

to be missing the testicles...That IS weird...

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

fuuuuck

kill it with a hammer

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)

One cow... One man... One mass killing of people who didn't like the milk.!

It's an old one but I like it.

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

Scheiße, fisted ich ein Schaf wieder

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

barflies

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

i said come in, don't stand there

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

Hold on son, your going to make it

woo stalker :)

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

lovely :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

Ohhh!

Like!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

He has an eye for a mouth.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

He's smiling though, so that's alright.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

barf

lies

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

Never trust vomit.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

Well, you can't really dust for vomit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

Hello, do you have any rooms?

woo :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

buzzz buzzz buzzz

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

i should have been behind a counter like that this evening

serving orange juice to screaming 6-year-old girls

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

you could put my ads in the orange juice, it will shut them up

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

aids

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

you wish

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

something needs to

screechy little bitches

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

they have a mild sedative in them

So that should do the job

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

yay!

oooh, dr. who time!
*scarpers*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

If a man had said that it would seem very questionable.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

only by the Daily Mail and the red tops

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

ORANGE JUICE, THE PAEDO'S WEAPON OF CHOICE

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

ZOMG, UZ WROKS FRO DIAYL MILA

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

MAN FROM DEL MONTE ARRESTED AFTER POLICE SEIZE HOME PC

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

Ah, that must be the Telegraph

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)

most men

don't volunteer to help their sister, who is a rainbows leader. i'm not allowed to help anymore as i don't have a kid in rainbows. or at all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)

Man thats good

have a click

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

Acetastic

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

Two men walk into a bar

One orders a beer, the other a gin.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

do you eat horse in Netherlands?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

Yes

Usually very thinly sliced, smoked/salted, on a sandwich

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

Why? Do you have a dead horse you don't know what to do with?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

I wish to eat some horse meat

I will have to come to the Netherlands

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

It isn't very common to find in a restaurant, mind

but in supermarkets, you can buy paardenrookvlees to put on your sandwich

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)

Holland or France, France or Holland

Holland wins :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)

Take that, France!

Alright, girl's home, gotta prepare some foods ;)

Later dudes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

i've always wanted to try horse

how does it taste?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

not bad

but it leaves your voice a litle strained after...

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

I can't really explain

it's not so different from cow, but maybe the steaks are a bit more chewy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)

i'll be sure to give it a try when i next get an opportunity

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)

Walrus Man

How are you at drawing zombies, in London?

I may have some things to discuss.

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

what a strange question

go on...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

I am starting a games company with friends from university.

We have already started on our first game, its about zombies and its set in all the iconic places of London. (Xbox 360)

The only problem is, we are all programmers, and art is completely beyond us!

I think your style of stuff would make great concept art.

Please note, there will be zombie animals from the Zoo.

Thought maybe this would be something up your alley?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

How are you doing it, cos IMO

a game like GTA (that sort of sized envrionment)
but like the left 4 dead mentality of group co-op would be awesome.
Not knowning what's down each road and stuff.
So it's not linear on which way you have to go and stuff like L4D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

Stuff to do in each area, human survior and zombie modes.

ed: Although actually I can't think of much to do as a zombie.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)

You'd had to have special infected like on L4D

I much prefer playing is the infected on vs mode

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

that sounds pretty awesome :D

i'm definitely up for that
i'll gaz you in a sec...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

who's gaz?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

i can't tell if you're joking or not... :(

a gaz is a private message, a red link to it should appear at the top of the page

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)

I can see this ending up on news

Walrus Man went to London to do some drawings, he ended up as dinner

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

28 days later has been done. silly Tefty :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

yeah, but erm...

this would be like... 28 weeks in the future and well...

ohh balls :(

Its a game, isometric, Xbox 360, Co-op with your mates, survival and story modes, zombie giraffes!

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)

You'll need a little more story than that.

Although I like the idea of zombie girrafes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

Yes. Girrafes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

it's zombie pigeons that scare me

london

filled with millions of zombie pigeons

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

Shitting zombie goo everywhere, you've got to dodge it, or find a mack from somewhere :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

Giraffes wicked!

But what I put up there ^ :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)

great urbex website too

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)

this is pretty cool

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

*barfles*

crikey - walrusman town needs a better plumber! The pipes go BEHIND the masonry!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

groovy stuff as ever dub-emm

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)

Where's the beer?...

...where's the Scotch?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)

this is good

i am enjoying your post apocalyptic sketches!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

I need to get a life

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

....

I don't get it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

date of the challenger disaster?

or another similar nasa go boom expedition is my guess.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

I got the challenger bit

just not the fluffiness of it all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

its the clangers

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

Ah yes

I believe I'm a bi tired at the moment ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

-t

BI tired haha

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

bit ired

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

eye red ire'd

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

there's clangers in it, innit.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

I have been

messin with an idea all day where the clangers set off in a rocket and end up blowing up the death star it reminded me of the challenger disaster

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

disaster?

a few arstornauts?

Look that way west over the pond, skip Ireland, for the jump, they's dead in the water.

Try dealing with the disaster that is British Empire policy with petty cash.

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)

You're not the only one.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

:(((

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

Salute!

Brave clanger pilots

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

we salute you, fluffy pink moon warriors!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

First post since I installed a penguin on my system and used a gimp.

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

What kind of optimising algorithm plugin are you using?

/edit: how do they know?
*paranoidpanics*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

None?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

What kind of sarcasm detector are you using?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

None?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

What type of underwear are you wearing?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

the standard GIMP Gif Export settings.

Just had a look in the About box for version settings, and it turns out that i'm using one from 2007.

An update may be needed?

Edit: My sarcasm detector may be out of date, too.

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

I think you want JPG or PNG

GIF is not the best format for these images, makes 'em both ugly and fat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

sorted, now with added JPEG artefacts containing friendly bacteria

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

Mmmmm

bacteria.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

freetard

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

Haha indeed

although I really like Open Office

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

Have you had a look at IBMs derivative?

IBM Lotus Symphony, which is based off Open Office. I find it a bit more comfortable. It's free.

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Halk, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

No I haven't

Hadn't even heard of it. I'm not one for installing and de-installing programs (especially since I now have stuff I like and use, and I need my computer for work on a daily/nightly basis), but I will certainly remember its existance for later use ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

*nods*

Everything i use is open-source, or borrowed from Jack Sparrow.

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

GIMP is great

I actually have CS3 but I prefer GIMP for most image editing.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

I'm used to CS3

But I've just installed Ubuntu.. so I'm still getting used to GIMP.
There doesn't seem to be a Warp function though, so I had to change my sauce image to one that wasn't at an angle... other than that, I like it.

That's the third time I've had to re-write that :/

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

I had CS4 but I was b&

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

SRSLY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

LOL

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

...and he borrowed from

Keith Richards.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

introducing the polar bheep

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

*wants*

*imagines bheep's milk cheese*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

if it is real cheese, I will eat it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

me too

i bet it's like a crumbly mozzarella

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

it'll be frozen solid, left on the artic ice floes...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

Cheese ice cream

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

This, you can get

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

Not in the land of cheese, you can't!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

if only colonel oates had found some

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

Get them ready for mass production!

lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

that is lovely, I wish to buy 15

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

quick to the german zoos with you!

you can pin the silly peoples down with your horns so the other bears can feed to their hearts content.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

beep :D

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

awwwww

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

aaaaaaaaawwwwwwww!

*clicks*

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

Pesky Little Comicses

22. Dave the Superhero

Cleeek for Beeegerargh(387kb)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

What a shit power :)

hahaha, nicely sir :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

be alright if he ate beef I guess

or eagle.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

horse

I want to eat a horse steak

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

to France with us

and don't spare the mustard!

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

you must be able to get horse steak in this country

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

perhaps..

I dunno.

I've been in a resturant that was selling zebra.. I was gonna get it but it cost a lot. :(

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

I did have a link for a place that sold zebra and the like

cheaper then beef steaks

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

All he needs to do

Is carry around a small pouch of...

POLAR BEAR JERKY!!!!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

arf

he iz wot he eatses:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

consumption is major malfunction

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

Well that's his own fault, then.

STUPID DAVE.

Also: yo. I shall be off in a second.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

WHAT A CUNTLORD

hi and bye my dear :)

you okays?

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

Yes, I am, as ma is here and now I get to go home and veg. :D

BYEEEE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

byeeee

*hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

ta ra m'dear :)

*waves fervently*

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

is it a bird? is it a plane?

no, it's SPROUT MAN!!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

LETTUCE!

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

only in the daytime

at night, he becomes the darker, moodier sprout man, smelly avenger of mystery.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

Lettuce not fall for that one again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

...then you'll love the new Fuck Booster from JML

/ac

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

Why is he fucking his piano?

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

why not :D

/ac

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

IT'S IN YOUR FAT BIRD CUNT

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

Ha!

Life is bad for Dave

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

bless him and his shoddy superpowers

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

No!

Tease and goad him

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

goad him to eating the meats he needs, :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

Dave you're shit

but I love you all the same

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

he loves you too

in the face.

with his vines.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

he should turn himself into a pumpkin so he fits in more

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

take that shoddy drawing abilities

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

thanking you, sir :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

Eat some giant venus fly traps

People wont laugh at you then

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

I couldn't do it to Susan.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Hahaha argh

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ClanSoul, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

aren't boils redder and have more pus?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Maye it's a young one

I dunno. I just googled it

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

I like a nice pus filled boil

more so when it gets popped

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

ewww!

*fwaps*

woo! :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Hahaha

Dirty boy.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

hahaha

animate that baby:)..........surplatt!!!

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

must.......not........squeeze.......

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

I'm hungry

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

Eskimo kiss!

(andreshh puts the 'love' in 'lovecraftian', Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)

new issue for lollipop ladies

Of course, Richard is far skinnier than the stick....

(JoePesky, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

hahaha :D

Random, just how I like it :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

This one Maiden

www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/3392621026/in/set-72157615938037959/

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

i have his album (no, really)

never listened to it. my sister was throwing it out, so i rescued it

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

throwing......it.....out?!

Does not compute.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

I've got to do some of that on Sunday

mostly clothes

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Same, lots of clothes going to the charity shop.

Some lucky big ladies are in for a treat.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

Mine will be off to the charity shop

I've loads of things to go through, hopefully most of the other stuff will go on ebay or will be offered to friends

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

being a man, i naturally wear clothes until they are rags so this is rarely a problem

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Being a woman, I find that size 22/24 skirts

do not fit my now much smaller frame (I've lost 5/6 dress sizes), and I wish not to flash my undies about town.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Don't wear any undies then

Go commando :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

or that

poor public.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

This is why I use a belt, as I have no arse and me trousers fall down

Not good in the summer, when going commando

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

I went commando for a year

but now I own far too many pairs of pants to ever get away with it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Some days in the summer you just have to

I don't do it when I have shorts on

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Women should never do it with short skirts on (Ms Hilton, I mean you)

long skirts is all fine, but never short.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

yes muchly

or when wearing leg'ins, give everyone a chance to do some lip reading

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

That strikes me as somewhat uncomfortable.

I (and I think many women) don't like being bisected.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

I know, I saw a woman rower a few weeks a go

She a had a major camel toe going on, you must be able to feel that.

The bisecting thing also applies to men who wear trouser on the supposed said waist, I don't, because I do like the feeling of being castrated every time I sit down.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

never going commando again

not after the wee stain incident

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

There's loo roll in boy's toilets, yes?

For when you go for poos?

Dab dab dab. Wait. Dab.

OR make a little hat for it!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

There's always an extra dribble as you walk out.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

Hence the wait bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

It'll just wait till after the last dab.

You can't outsmart it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

Oh arrr, there always is

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

dab it with bog roll then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

tsk, you women, just get pregnant like Mrs Monstrinho, keep you fat for years to come

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

Don't tempt me, I am ripe for babbying

but we live in a one bedroom flat and probably won't be able to move for some time.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

no babby for me

just the practise

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

exactly, i imagine it's awful, but such an object deserves to be kept for it's kitsch value alone

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

That's the point of it's release, surely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

I love things like that

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

This is rather hatstand

Woo!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

how do i escape this oncoming truck?

it's just a jump to the left...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

HAHA

traffic will be mesmerised

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Hazaa!!

this engorges my glee gland

:/ sounds a bit wrong when i read that back to myself.
Righty I'm off to play guildwars in my sandles while drinking tea.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

oo, I play that sometimes

WoW is way too complex for me

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

arf-glad to have englorged your glee gland

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

*hums "road to nowhere"*

tis good, that.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

thankies mrs.monkey

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

i'm not a mrs., not yet

maybe after my consignment of rohypnol arrives, but not yet.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

rohypnol eh?

out on the pull then?(works a treat-they don't remember a thing)....:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

not so much the pull

more the heave and yank ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

Now there's a kid in dire need of heel balm

(

Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

*goes and tells mum*

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Marvellous!

I endorse this.

And now I must away, even though the fucking bastarding Victoria line isn't working.

What fun :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Slippery when dry . . . balls !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

6.5 on the richter scale

that means FUN:))

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

glee

when i am king i shall fill the moat of my castle with playpit balls, approaching armies will laugh, try to wade across and discover it's a squillion feet deep and sink without trace in it's technicolour maw.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

YUP!! that's my kinda king:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

if i wasn't being paid by the minute to work in a huge company right now, i would be photoshopping the Great BallPit of Carkoon

but too many people would see me. damn open plan offices.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

I like this

but now I'm off to play footy an that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

weeeeeeeeee

looks like fun!

(JoePesky, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

fun makin' em too ain't it?

double whammy:D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

BALLS!

I'd love to jump in there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

*checks height*

*allows*:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

Kramer vs. Fletcher

Click for bigger (135 kb)

(andreshh puts the 'love' in 'lovecraftian', Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

arf

I hope she has to eat her own wig

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

hahaha

I would love to see this :D

woo

You are a good noob, please stay

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

Hello sweetheart

Yes another good noob what is the world coming to. Let's hope he's not another Happytoast and steal all the FPs.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Hello lovely

*big hug*

Never had an FP, but then I've been taking photos and the grumpy buggers on here don't like you posting them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

You have to use somekind of ploy

composite some seamy pictures on one with a dash of toapery and Bob is your long lost Scary Uncle with sweets in his pockets - "go ahead reach in there!" anyway, what was I saying, then you put your Flickr link underneath - Job is a Good'nun!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

Not even a comment on my horror picture

Which was done by just the camera, yet it looks like one done in potatoshop and only took me about 2 mins

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

I shall have a look see

also put up a link so anybody bothering to read this may happen across your flickr account and rate your pictures.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

My Photos

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

which one is your horror photo?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

PURPLE LINK MOTHERFUCKER

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

That is because you look at it :P

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

This is true.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

She was good pissed up in Poirot.

Ustinov Poirot, not Suchet.

Bloody love Peter Ustinov.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

good old Pierot

I miss Peter Ustinov and Willie Rushton

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Have you seen the Ghost of Blackbeard?

It's a brilliant film.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Yes, it was on over easter

Love that film, only because of Peter

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

:D it was indeed!

That was good as the wife'd never seen it, so I had a lovely time leaping about the living room going 'OH YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT!'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

hehehehehhe!

welcome to b3ta - eat a kitten, split a stool, shop for something, you'll probably never leave etc etc

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

there will be tea

oh yes, there will be tea

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

...and Jaffa Cakes?

please let there be Jaffa Cake.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

what would tea be

without jaffa cakes?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

she is forced to cut off

her bed knobs with a broomstick
ace!
edit : welcome along pull up a kitten

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Nicely.

Hai new person.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Excellent :D

Wilkommen auf B3ta

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

this is just pure fucking genius

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

I wish!

It was pretty easy once I'd got the frames ready :)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

Thanks a lot, oh b3autiful b3tans.

I salute you!

(andreshh puts the 'love' in 'lovecraftian', Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Halp halp, I'm turning into a fish.

/bandwagon

edit : source
(four pictures from the top)

edit2: the other source of the lady in the water.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

SPLASH!

Oooh, Glass Tetras

woo

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

I picked an unpainted one

this was suggested by someone at work today

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Makes sense to me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Ooooh I say, that's marvellous.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

blimey, that is a bit marvelous!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Catch of the day !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

I turned into a fish once

I remember that fateful Sunday well. Some dogs barked at me.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

are you better now?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Pineapple's still a bit unstable

but other then that, everything's okay

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

good

*ticks checklist*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

very much

the same concept transmogrifying dog barks are the bane of the glass fish

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Needs boning...

(

Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

way hay :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

I like this, like it very much.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

that's exactly how my hair looks at this minute

therefore woo

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

You have better hair then me then

My goes in to an afro and it grows to fast

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

if there's an opposite of afro, i have that

utterly straight, fine, blondish hair.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

My hair just wont lay down, even when heavily wet, it still sticks up

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

if i let mine grow, think gerard depardieu's hair at his most country bumkinest

i generally keep it short

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

I have a grade 2 all over

makes it easier for work

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

..as a scouring pad?

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

I have the same but in brown.

Actually, it goes a bit wavy but just where I put it behind my ears.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

I drew a b3tan

(

WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

Is it Barry Christ?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

I drew one too.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

this makes me smile

im not very good at recognizing b3tans my guess is its pedantichrist before he shaved off that beard. but its just a guess

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

There's something definitely fishy about your picture Jamnog

yes it doesn't contain any squirrelification. hehe very nicely done.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

Skwirrilization pics may resume at some point in the future,

but I need to practice the heads and edges. Could be a long time before I do another one.

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

that's one funky fishwoman

is she related to old gregg?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

Probably not

however I think she might have caught something off that guy from marrilion.

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

pfff

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

tuna turner?

nicely turned into:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

*spang*

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

The Queen's Fozzyliers return after decisive action on the Somme

(

Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Hahaha

Muppets. Fluffing up war since 1901

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Too soon!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

pffft

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

Him on the far right is stunningly shopped

the rest are too, but he's the best.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

Thanks Your Royal 'Fluffness'

(

Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

I DO have big hair today.

Carol Decker eat your heart out.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

she's certainly got the teeth for it

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

What is it with you and teeth?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

they are very useful for eating sandwiches with

and I love sandwiches

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

You should hear what they say about you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

is it "Not bloody sandwiches again"?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

'save us from him, lovely kind and gentle captain'

'he tears at us with his white face pegs'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

I will make you a sash that says "World's Premiere Sandwich Rescuer"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Please don't be kidding.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

I agree

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

hahahahhahahah!

"Saving Private Kermit" would make an excellent movie :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

The Frog of War?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

hehehe :D

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

That's Marvellous, sir!

*clicks hard*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Thanks sir!

(

Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

Happy trails . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

You mean all the "woka woka woka" sounds weren't gunfire?

Ace pic.

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

"I think we can safely say that Susan Boyle as a concept has bindun."

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Can it be milked?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

No it KHAAAAAAAANt

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

You've got to be Shatin' me !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

LALALALALA

That's it, i'm going home. Bye bye!

wroooomm

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

Holy Buggering Salamanders™! KILL IT WITH FLAMING HAMMERS!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

damn you!

I choked on my pasty then
hahahaha

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

Arf!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

omg:(

sweet voice to make up for it:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

OK I stand corrected...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

16.33 BST

significantly more.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

SIX, SIX SIX

THE NUMBER OF THE BST!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

That's like Satan's little brother, yes?

the bst - he just whipsers a lot....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

psst

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

HEY!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

What's all this I hear?

A Freebs in the house?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

That's marvellous.

I trust you print these up huge and sell them for real money?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

That's terribly sweet thing to suggest,

but are you serious?

I really don't think so.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Koninginnedag / Vrijmarkt baybeeee

actually, that would sell pretty good then

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

That's a lot of N for one word.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

We like the 'n's, we do.

The words for 'Rabbit' and 'Queen' are way too similar. Or at least they were for me...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Kaninchen is German for bunny

what's the Dutch?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Konijn

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

*hug* hello little medididdlyocreface.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Hello!

How was today?
Did I miss anything?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

I missed the morning.

Today was busy :-(

you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

I've been out in the wonderfully sunny weather

which did me all sorts of good

/edit: and it seems like I have a new client, who's going to give me a lot of work in a short period of time, for good cash

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

That's cool!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

well done that person

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

It's konijn

:D

Not too different.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Uuuuuuseful.

I can now say that, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

it's pronounced co-nine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Ah, I was saying 'ko-neen' so thank you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

hence Miffy being Nijntje...

Little rabbit....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

so that'd be..... nine-tye then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

nayn-tyer

that's it :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

or this

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

nine-tje

/edit: ij is seen as a single letter, pronounced a bit like the i in nine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Go with Mr Cre's pronounciation...

My accent is so fucked up these days.

My mother would be ashamed of me....

*sobs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

I saw Let The Right One In

the other night -- last night I think -- anyway hat was in some Swedish language or something like that - it was beautiful.

Who would have though the words SCREAM PIGGY could be so musical and heart warming.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Is it worth seeing?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

I thought so

it is not frightening but it is very slowly paced (beautifully so) and the final scene is so very very good that it makes the whole film...

also - it's a completely new take on a vampire film which I find endearing

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Oh, vampires

not interested now. I'm so BORED of vampires.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

ahhhh - but...!

this is different. Wonderfully so. It's about as far from Twilight and Underworld as it is possible to get.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Ooooh, I found a t-shirt last night, you might like

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Here you are

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

I don't get it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

What don't you get?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

I don't get any of it, at the moment

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

perhaps a new T Shirt would help

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

which is why I bought that one V last night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Sorry! I didn't see the link

Love the zombies t shirt :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

I ordered this last night, it will be the closes I get to owning a monkey who smokes and wears a hat

www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Monkey-T-Shirt-Bottle-Green/dp/B001TCRMMM/ref=sr_1_544?ie=UTF8&s=clothing&qid=1240415816&sr=1-544

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

I'd say that's rather close

I like this one and this one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

I know it's all foreign and all (heh :p)

but do you think this is a decent set?
www.wsglobalenterprise.com/8.html

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

HOW MUCH?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Good knives aren't cheap, my lovely pickle...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

not something to buy over the internet

You have to handle them, to see if they feel right

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

Sure they are,

just piss off a chef and get them to stab you. Do it enough and you'll have a full set in no time.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

OK - You got me there.

Max my BUPA billing out for the year, though....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

No, no they're not

I know this as I've been buying Sabatier one by one on what measly amount I can scrape from my less than 17 grand per annum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Ooh, I have those!

I am incredibly lucky to have aquired a pretty large/useable set. See also 'le crueset'. I'm a very lucky girl, and the Prof is very lucky to be dating me ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

I haven't acquired anything, save a pan from my ex land lord

that was his grandma's. I've finally found a split prong metal masher though, after a good 7 years of searching.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

*checks*

Approximately 820 Euros, 550 UK pounds.

I'm not buying it

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

It's a nice set, but it's bit pricey.

have you looked at Wusthof? Or Henckel professional?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

I already own that set

I just want to make sure I'm not giving tat to my best friend

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Oh, it's not tat - by no means.

Just not a good price for the set.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Well I paid £30 for the lot

and it all seems pretty genuine, so I'm a happy nijntje

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

£30?

Can you get another one?

*gets out wallet*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

I certainly can

There's a great 'cook shop' just opened in our shopping centre, they've got some crazy offers on to try and get known and selling stuff before the rent catches up like it did to their predecessor ;)

If you really want one I'll go back tomorrow and aquire it.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

I'll paypal you the mullah - call you later.

*mwah*

You total star!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Most high priced knife sets

have been counterfeited and are the sort that appear on markets in briefcases.
Usually you can tell they are fake by the fact that the name and blade type is on each blade as with the original but they are a transfer that easily scratches off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

Sound pretty fake to me though...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Nah, they're not

They're from a Dutch (company) cook shop, not a market, they have access to the stock and would lose their tenancy in a pretty exclusive area if they sold anything less than genuine.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Okay

Then I'd go for it before they start selling them at the regular price ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

fooking hell

I can get just as good down the road in Marlow

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

They come in a little Dexter style case :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

A nice little man bag :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

what do you need them for?

you'd probably only ever use about three of them unless you were a sushi chef
EDIT: /qualified chef

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

You never know which knife you will need, when you go to stab someone

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

the meat fork

then or possibly the small fish knife, the others aren't pointy enough, they're more for slashing

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Looks pretty good

although for that price, I'd be happy to buy a couple of cheaper sets, use them till they go blunt, and get another one in ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

^ this....

Wise words, that man.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

I have a chef friend

who has owned restaurants for 20 years including 10 years on the Strand in London and he put me on to Sabatier knives about 15 years ago.
More than capable for the professional or home use and not ridiculously overpriced.

I'd be more inclined to suggest these for home use. Paying £500 for a set of knives is something not even most professionals will bother with.

www.cooks-knives.co.uk/acatalog/Judge_Sabatier_13_Piece_Soft_Grip_Knife_Block_Set.html

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

koenigsegg?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Silly top gear

egg is not car. Not even king egg.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

or kinderegg?

Even if the toy inside is a car.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

NOM.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

car = good

puzzle = meh
plane = best

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

King's egg?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I always get confused between

Kings, Queens and Hares.
Is it the same in Dutchspeak?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

No.

koning = king
koningin = queen
konijn = rabbit
haas = hare

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Oops

It IS the same.
I got my rabbits and my hares mixed up which I usually don't have a problem with.
See? The rest look so similar!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

I totally see what you mean though

Funny thing is, I never considered them related or similar, until now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

Oh the laughs that ensue

when I do something magical and tell people I am pulling a queen (or sometimes king) out of the hat :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Only on Thursdays,

so everything is good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Koninginnedag!!

I'd forgotten about that. It's a cheerful day :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Oh yes, the Rabbit's birthday!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Exactly!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

You have eight days to get here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

STOP SPEAKING GERMAN! What are you? Danish!?

;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

~~yes~~

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

I think people would purchase them.

I know of at least one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

I was in an actual art gallery the other day

... must have wandered in or something by mistake or whatever y'nah wha ah meen? init.

anyway - bananas injected with piss. £15k

Let's review the post. I was in the Edinburgh Gallery of Modern Art - through choice - and one of the exhibits was a bunch of bananas on a window sill slowly going bad. It transpires that they were an exhibit (not someone's lunch) and they they were "worth" £15k

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Know the difference between me and most modern artists?

fine art degree and pride. Guess which one I've got.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Fine art degree.

I've seen your doodles.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

That's a lovely thing to say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

He was being smutty...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

ahh the fine art degree

they should have a module on working in oddbins

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

they also had a Dermian Hirts exhibition

... had I not just finished reading The Emperor's New Clothes I might have been more impressed... as it was

*thumbs down*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

So were the bananas injected with piss or not?

If they were, would they be worth more than NOT being injected with piss?
*confused*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

well - when I saw them I

self consciously didn't go and look at them in case they were the security guard's lunch or something - also I know what bananas on a window sill look like because I have exactly that at home. Today I was reading the paper and they had a heart warming article about how a mother was all upset because one of her little darlings was told off for trying to eat an exhibit... and it detailed how the bananas were injected with urine and worth £15k

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

was it unicorn urine?

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

certainly didn't taste like it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Oh ffs

*Shakes head*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

apart from you

everyone in this story is an advert for genocide

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

or at the very least enforced sterilisation...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

i agree with you

i think they're fucking awful

THIS IS SARCASM AND TO BE TREATED AS SUCH

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I'm all confused now.

*head asplodes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Yes I'm entirely serious.

I think on gloss paper these would make fantakka prince.

Have a word around your mates and see what they think, then try a couple of strangers at your local or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Yeah, I usually try a couple of girls, and then the bouncer throws me out.... ;-)

I don't dare go in the pub on my own - it's scary.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

That's a bit swish!

Have a click, you clever bunny.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

Thanks, lovely!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

its like an explosion in a flute and smarties factory.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

Best of all the industries.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

It would be very unwise to produce these together

you'll get flutes with 'may contain nuts' stickers on them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

you'd get rubbish hexagonal flutes rather than nice cylindrical flutes

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

^ this

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

I've had it with these space bamboos

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

The devils - they have NO respect, do they?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

He. Comes 0_0

(

There's no tentacles!

I made sure there wasn't!

;(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Aww, no

It was more the general sinister feeling than any kind of implication that you'd bandwagon!

(

*glomps*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

*Goa trances*

woooooo!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

yes it is a bit

/\ this

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

nicely :)

When Bamboo attacks

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Kapow!

indeed, sir - ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Oh you!

I've still got your last one with the balls on it as my desktop...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

Ooops - Sorry.

I'll store some up, let you get bored with your current one.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

bored?

I tried counting the balls...

I'll be here for months with this...

one million eleventy thousand three hundred and two... one milllion e... hang on.. that was a... umm...

One... two... three...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

hehehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

Yay for giant Matchmakers!

*nyoms*

Woo and hello!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

Hiya Joe!

*hums Joe's 'intro music'*

All well in Scaramanga-land?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Sweet!

it's 16:39 ashually...

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Well, it is *now*

Tsk!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

16:53

;)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

Ink splodges and tubes with a giant crab claw is what I call this

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

And you'd not be wrong.

*Awards 14 points.*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Dear God that's ace!!

You sir are a ickle bit clever :) *click* as if you didn't guess...

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Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

mmmmnnngggggg......

*drools a little*

Eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

A hatching nest is best hatched when nested . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

:D Thanks!

You're a loon, sir - a veritable loon!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

utterly awesome as always, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Many thanks, squire!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

i'm newwww

i know i should have done this yesterday but i was on a college trip and couldn't get to a computor, its basic but from what i've been watching on this site i hope i got the right idea. be gentle :-)

(Rupiee is eeipur backwards, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

*gently rapes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

There's no need

I find N00bs are quite willing when coaxed with a few Smarties.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

Well where's the fun in that?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

It's an old-fashioned view that it's better than surprise sex :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Nothing's better than surprise sex.

NOTHING.

Except rape.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

That's my line

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

COMPUTOR.

Lord of the PCB.

Hello, pull up things, shop things, Linda McCartney.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

What do vegetarian worms eat?

Linda McCartney.

/1990s

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

What kind of plot? Burial, allotment, rom com?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Paul McCartney

comes back from the hospital and says to the kids "I've got some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is, your mum's dead. The good news is, we're having sausages for dinner!".

(Ed Can Do, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Snooker cue arms

and carrot fingers?
Seams fine to me :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hello b3tans

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

I am back from my galavantings

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

were they galvanising?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Noooo

Quality Checkings Captain was I.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

okay then...

*starts to dance slowly backwards*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

it's a DANCE!

what more do you want?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

gooood, not galvanising then?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

No, I galvanised sod all today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

But it looks fun, you could galvanise kittens and cheese

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

walking on sunshine

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

shit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Oh Prod :(

I wish you tons of luck.
Are there any possibilities on the horizon?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

nope probably not

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

skipping

but also sitting down

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Going blind

and shittin' meself.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

Not good, go to A'n'E, now!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

It's a bank holiday

and I thought I'd just bump into furniture until tomorrow and go see the optician.
Edit: You are right. I am going now.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Meh, moving out to my gf on saturday....so busy busy

and you my fine Earl?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

glad to be home

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

were you in a Thai prison cel?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Not too shabby

just got back grond The Hague, where I had lunch on the Plein in the sun :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Is it just one big law court?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

No, it's a very nice city*

I've lived there the first 25 years of my life

* may not be true for all neighbourhoods

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

There seams nothing wrong with this picture

welcome

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

thanks for the warm welcome everyone

:-)

(Rupiee is eeipur backwards, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

Blessed Horse Law Enforcement Seams!

or something.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

sterling job

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

Yay for seams!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

\o/

haven't seen him in a while!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

I was flicking through my seam library trying to decide which one to post...

I thought he deserved an airing :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Hahahaha

fucking win

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

mental shit

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

I've only just noticed the flying orb of metallic destruction behind him...

how odd...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

Haha bloody hell

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

computor is

part of the information super highweb and I am a super highway man
STAND AND DELIVER!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

Pssst

Medication time.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

*scarpers - dressing gown open and flapping wildly behind him like a loosed sail*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

COMPUTOR! ENHANCE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

pfft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

That's all for you Britain!

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

DARLOLING

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

now

that looks edible, unlike the budget

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

The end is neigh!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

my end is leaking

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

That fits beautifullt with the theme from This is Your Life

which I'm currently listening to

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

Hey, this image reminds me...

How did the karaoke go?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

A cyclope other dimension bison reminds you of Karaoke?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

This surprises you?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

nah

it's b3ta :).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Was an absolute farce!

I'll just say one the barmaids won; there were a lot of very pissed off people, and someone got barred for having the terremity to say the word 'fix' to the landlady.

The vids may be viewed as soon as I get them from the guy who videoed me.

Cheers for asking fella

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Excellent, so the spirit of competition is alive and well in Walthamstow then...

did you sing Reef?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Woah Nelly

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

buffalo

are evil!

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

How did you tape my dreams?

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

2nd SR one for the day

wrong way Andy!

(Hipfubu one step forward, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

'mazin

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

haha, asslip!

/autocomplete

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

No idea what's going on here

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Have you not seen it?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Have I not seen what?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Shawshank Redemption

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Oh yeah, maybe.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

aaah he's looking up the toilet :/

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

scat prison VI

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

I watched I - IV but not any of the rest

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

i aint sinnit

i feel ashamed cos everyone keeps raving on abart it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

It's a top film

and no mistake.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

is it as sad and upsetting as the green mile?

Thats the only old fashioned prison film ive seen and i dont want to see another one.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

It's sad in places

but uplifting too.

Not as miserable as Gren Mile.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Does he get bumbed?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

way, way, way

way, way, WAY better, IMO :)

The best ending you'll ever see

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

Andy is really a ghost

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

you'll like this I posted on links earlier

Shawshank rare deleted scenes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e34hPUwe9sM

(Hipfubu one step forward, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

that looks good

will watch when I get home, cheers :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

It's the only film that made me [rest of sentance dleted due to spoilers]

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

strip down to your undergarments and fling poo at saucepans?

Blimey - i wanna see it now!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

I've never seen that one

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

Directed by the same man, set in a similar era

And based on a text written by Stephen King. Though Shawshank is a bit more of a serious throw at a drama.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

I don't really have a good memory for films

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

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