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# Ghostbusters go to the little boys room

i've wanted to do this for a long time, but i ve got feeling is been done many of times before :(
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Jesus
that's a horrible urinal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ^ this
who'd want to fuck that?

it wouldn't touch the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Who would want to fuck
any urinal?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# If you look at her stockings
you can see battle scars were people have tried before
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# don't knock what you haven't tried
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I'm not fucking knocking that!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ^good god, THIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I wouldn't p*ss in it if it was on fire!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# that would help put you out though
.
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah still not loading
Try the edit button this time not delete.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha is that urinal real? :D
Edit: found it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# It's where Mini Me goes for a mini wee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahaha awhat>??!/!?
Edit: and I think you want "Ahhhhhhhh" not "awwwwwwww" it looks like have just seen a kitten. not emptied their bladders :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# is it not possible they've done both?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Holy fuck!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# that's a pretty cool pisser. I'd like to wizz in it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
#
w j
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# that too, but remember, I'm a very kinky boy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# That urinal is the sort of thing that appears in totally fictitious QOTWs....
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *awards prizes to riverghost*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Ye gods...
What the fuck is that it the last frame?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# for some reason it makes me think of Silent Hill 2
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# it is a urinal with a sculpture resembling a woman's legs around it.
hence the urinal is in the position her vagina would be.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I believe it's called a peasant amuser.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# It's fucking revolting, that's what it is.
*harumphs*

Edit: Certain things, only *certain* things mind you, really are too much - *points* that's one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I've not seen many nice urinals, I have to say.
They tend to all be dripping. Is there a secret pub rule that you have to try and cover all of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# The ones downstairs in the Weatherspoons next to Marble Arch Odeon are bloody classy.
And, the metal wall ones in the Royalton Hotel in NYC are damn cool also.

No, I'm not keeping a blog about it... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Classy. Wetherspoons. Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ah, well - they inherited the boozer.
It's a Weatherspoons now, it used to be decent.

I read you, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# This must be seen with my own two eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# From what I can gather the pub rule is to piss all over the floor
thus ensuring that anyone wearing something longer that hotpant gets a piss soaked trouser hem for the rest of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# It's one of the reasons I don't work in pubs any more
I'm fed up of men's toilets. I wouldn't mind, but everyone that goes in pubs is over the age of three and you've all got DIRECTABLE NOZZLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Exactly...
I can only conclude there is an element of choice in the matter as I have never pissed on the floor / seat / walls, either accidentally or deliberately.

That said, your gender manage to piss in some odd places too considering you sit OVER the blummin' pot...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# So I've heard, although I've been lucky enough to not really encounter other ladies' spillage
and I always manage to get it all in the loo myself. Mummy, WOW, I'm a big girl now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Yay for us!
We can pee properly!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *high piss five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *attempts*
*puts hip out*


owwww...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# i would rather be in a piss filled mens room
then have to say no to one of those fucking toilet men, they are literally taking the piss no pun intended
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# toilet men?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# they try to put soap on your hands and give you kitchen towel to
dry your hands. then they expect you to pay them a pound . daily light robbery
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# And squirt you with scented water...
don't forget the scented water.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yeah the bastards
and if you dont give them a pound they give you beedy eyes
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# The guilt!
The terrible terrible burden of guilt!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I had that Egon toy
and the tie was snapped off in exactly the same place :)
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I wake up at 3am fearing this



Previouser:
www.b3ta.com/board/9384571
www.b3ta.com/board/9383016
(Hipfubu one step forward, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Haha
oh sheeeeit
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
well you would wouldn't you
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha, I'd fear that too :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Haha!
I wouldn't put it past them.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Pfft
I'm hoping for a high nipples per second rate.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Morgan Freeman has particularly high nipples...
is this what you mean?

Also: Pffffffffffffff to the o.p.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooo
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Ooooh,you have an icon!
Well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# i like my pance :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Crivens!!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I think they should remake the Shawshank Redemption.
Y'know - jazz it up a bit and up-date it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hehehe, very nice
you do love that film, don't you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 in a day


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Baddaboom badabing
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *is waiting for the thread deleter Captlolschool to repost their image as their too sodding dense to use the edit button*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] not own thread worthy
due to TOAPY goodness

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# YAY!
2 celebrations in 2 days :D



also i got some pance
↓↓↓↓
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Good stuff.
We'll forgive your chavery.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# congrats:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# he's delivering puss!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Con grats


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Grats on the 1k and the panze
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Even warrior kings need bread, milk and nappies.


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(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# bindun sorry
but good effort none the less :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# They have ALL bindun

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Also

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Oh yes.
This week's challenge is "What if the police were a taxi service and picked up characters from famous films"

Good one.

You'll win this.
(__, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# no but it is make the police seem nicer
giving soemone a lift is pretty nice.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Oh good
I have a good knock knock joke. I'll draw a picture of a policeman telling it and making a kid laugh.
(__, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Say it, then do it.
Sounds good, I'll vote for it. Where is it then?
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
r
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Sgt. Watkins felt that the crowd weren't taking him seriously...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Police dogs!!



Woo btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Clever beasties
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahahah looks like mum's dog.
here is her nose:

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Jamaica?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# alaska
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I'll ask her
/curse my feeble digits
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Why am I looking at your mum's nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# hahah finally :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Call me Captain Obvious! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Ok Captain Obvious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Runs!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# *catches*
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Oh my spang!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Londony bash update (new Image included so ner)




I think I have everyone on there except Fluzzy Op and JackAction. If you guys still need a bed gaz me. I will tell you how to book down the road as we are now full.

Similarly if you have seen this post and have signed up and want a bed gaz me as well.

Full details here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# aw - i wanna go to a bash and meet y'all
I enjoyed the brum one.

Is this not in the calendar? I didnt see anything...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *dusts off the old bus generator posts...*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# THIS
is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# whats that from?
kids with guns? *gorillazes*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Second Coming.
Chris Ecclestone ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm gunna be in Dublin...

*grumps*

Still, I'll see you all at the Derby bash instead eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# WOOOOOO DERBY! YEAH!1!!
/obligated ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I was thinking of you and Prof while writing that... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# What mysterious things are going on in Room 7?
CIA experiments is my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I could tell you
but I'd have to turn you into a talkboarder afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Nooooooooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I have one room which I keep so longer staying guests.
They shall be cowering in there on the day. Hopefully they'll join in this year. Last year the hid away from all the madness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is Strangely Aggressive Australian Girl still about?
She was fun, in an angry fridge sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Angry fridge????


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I remember her being fridge shaped. I might've got confused.
Actually, she's more likely to be kiwi, isn't she then? Every kiwi woman I've ever met has been a narky cube.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Oh i see.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I think I remember who then
Yeah I wasn't a fan of her to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I work with a kiwi woman
she's about 5ft1, at least 16 stone, shitty tattoos and a face like a sulky smacked arse. She's married, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# They always are, that type...
Normally because they've bullied their weedy, henpecked husband into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# It seems to be that all Kiwi women are the same (that I've met)
Kiwi men must be very easily pleased. Either that or they're all playing Pull a Pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Either is a distinct possibility...
Not that the Brits are any better if my neighbour is anything to go by...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# we are all angry fridges. Personally I'm barely content even with my crisper compartment full.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Crisper compartment?

Am I some kind of fridge retard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# no just clearly dyslexic :P
*whistles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Anyone can make a tyop!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# bastard that took me too long to see :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# If it's the person I'm thinking of she was a Kiwi:P
No. New batch. If you're not on an ancestry visa of a UK passport you can only work a year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# See above for me realising my mistake :D
anyone else with an attitude problem I can snort derisively at?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hm, that's the fake reason I would give as well.
*shifty eyes, dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# We were aware this would be your answer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I'm agoraphobic
so I don't feel at all left out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# We demand a live webfeed beamed directly to London:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
#
Is it appropriate to lurk *while at a bash*?

That's the dilemma...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# We save a corner for that kind of shinnanigans
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Phwoar!
Wipe clean?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Oh buggerations! I just looked at me calendar and for a moment I thought
I had a book launch event thing on the same day! I was gutted till I realised I had the wrong date :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# You trundling along then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# yep (only day time though, not night times)
been signed up for ages,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# yays
Hope we have better weather this time, not that it was that bad last year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Two tube journeys I have no interest in taking
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *Uncle Festers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# fosters uncles
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Tube or lube?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Good plan.
Avoid The Picc line at all costs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Yay! My nearest tube station!
A good five sodding miles away.

Stupid Enfield and its lack of tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I grew up in Southgate. Many's the time I got the 121 to watch a flick at the now supermarket Odeon.

Although had the first ATM.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# And we've still got it... in Barclay's no less.
Oooo... Everything in Enfield's a supermarket... There's Morrisons, Tesco, Sainsbury's and Tesco all five mins walk from my house...

And a Tesco as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# My mum used to drag me round Pearsons.
Haven't been thee for about 10 years. IT's still a shot hole I take it?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Oddly - no.
Pearsons has improved massively... The stock is still boring, safe, 40-something clobber... but the shop is vastly more pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hey Hey! 75K!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hooray!
Congratulations!!!!
:D

What bit of you is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I think it might be the belly/thigh interface
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I think I'm happier not knowing :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# its his 4th and 5th chins
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# lols
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# \o/
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# CONGRATUMALATIONS
Grandad... 75k posts - that's a biggie.

I remember when you first turned up... and the millions and millions of Anything Goes posts.

HOOPLA to you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Hahaha
*does a wooey cograts dance*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# well i suppose with the binoculars he might have actually seen something :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Oooh k3b/-\b you just too bad...
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *boogies*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Is that all!!
You've slowed down Dave!!

Woo an' congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Congrats gramps!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Congratulations!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# GO FOR THE HUNDRED DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# congrats
b3tard royalty
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# congritumolaltzions
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# expected 75K horse!
Well done, sah
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Wahey!
congrats mister the hat sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Many congrats, Sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Congratumutations
You have far too much time on your hands to post so many posts hehe.

Nice one Dave the Hat
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Cor! 75K!!!
That's got to be around two years of your life spent solely on b3ta...

WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# thanks for posting my pic yesterday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Not a problem sir.
It's now the most popular image I've ever posted.

Thankfully some of my QOTW answers stop it being the best thing I've ever done ever in the world ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# haha serious?
edit: according to my search the goatse mug is still well ahead of it :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# My track record with images is exceptionally poor...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# YAY FOR DAVE!
Congratulations!!! eleventy-one!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Yay! Congrats sir
And nice nekkid tiem/regular character interface :D

Sorry I wasn't here when you posted, I've only just got back
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
makes my 1000 in a year shameful
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Congratualttatioants tsststs s :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Yay! Arf! Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Now show us your cock
Congratulations, 75k is a whole lot of typing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Nice knock...
ulars. You spoil us, you know. Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Any excuse to pea this...


Woo btw :)

EDIT I can see this compo featuring quite strongly in the print media over the coming days and weeks...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hmmm
almost as if it's been planned that way!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# make sure they're gifs.
that'll screw em :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# my celebratoy 9002nd post on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# would!!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# capacious gulet!
phwoar, how goes the maths compardre?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# my boundary conditions are being nawty.
but other than that surviving reasonably, I have a cake with a lecturer's face on it.

and you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I'm in need of cake
permenantly.

not bad not bad.. not working to day so I'm enjoying the sunshine by admiring it out the window.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# A fearsome beastie indeed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# the horror of the ostra!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha! Ostrakes FTW!
'Grats AL!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# danke :)
not bad for 11 months lack of work :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Crikey!
Me likey...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Snostrich!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Phoar!


'grats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Wow, that's ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Nee Nah Nee Nah Nee Nah.......

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Yay this wins.... something!
a click, yes it wins a click *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# PORK SQUAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha!
have yourself a click.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Quick, it's the pigs!!
Too obvious? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# huh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!

Buit wouldn't the siren go..."ba-con ba-con ba-con ba-con"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Top marks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Pork mats
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *patents*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# bring home the bacon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# mmmm... Flashing pork...
hehehe, superb work, moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# fantastic
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# its that reporter off ITV news
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Delightful!
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# :D
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
perfect addidtions
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Is that.....
... a shitty stick! :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# the coppers face expression is ace
in other news, OH FUCKING HELL:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8014126.stm

There is no god
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Fucking hell
Hello next weeks image challenge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# NO MORE JADE FUCKING GOODY IMAGES
please don't even suggest this, please, please!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# oh oh oh oh I'll do it!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# with hits like
"I can't spell nuffink"

"She's a Poppadom"

"Me hair is on tha floor"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# "I'm gonna wash that hair right offa my head..."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# You're a bad man!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Whatever's the matter with my kebab?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I feel bad for suggesting this one, but...
a re-worded song from Oliver!
"You've got to pick on a Paki or two"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I'd rather be a paki than a pom is a staple of an ashes match as far as I'm concerned
/lacist.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I'd rather be a paki thean a jew
Sung by those lovely folks at West ham when they play the mighty Spurs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I can just see it now
Jade:
"I've got a verruca!
Quick, call a doctor!
Does it make me a minger?"

Housemates chorus:
"You always were, love!"
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Right, that's it. I'm auditioning.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# i can play cancer
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# But can you dance?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# actually I now believe there is a god

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# poo on a stick...the ultimate weapon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# man does not want chocolate donut
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Ewwww.... run away!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Pearoasty!


Click for bigger (99 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
i flicked shit off a stick at a man once that was chasing me. hit him on the palm of his hand as he was shouting OI. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] no.more.lurking


Click for bigger (162 kb)

First post,

Police show off their cost cutting measures...Bling Bling
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Welcome into the real world!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# In the words of Shakin Stevens,
"Lovely stuff"
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hehehe! Top 'shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# "You're nicked!"

"Champagne?"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I can imagine the Police hanging out of the windows
waving a bottle of champagne and whooping very loudly at anybody they think might pay them some attention "Look at me I'm in a party limousine with me mates haha you're so much poorer than me!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Niiiiiiiice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# nicely done
fock teh powleece
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Humm...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# haha!!!
first thing i saw today! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# haha
is that you in the pic then getting a facefull of sabre?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# if i could choose my death
it would be by lighsaber! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahahah - run Alex Run!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMX_xm7IRo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# that's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# your post is ace
Is the copper shouting 'HAVE AT YOU' I wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hahahah excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *clicketh*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahahah, this is utterly brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Force-tastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# genius!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Ithankyew!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# this will happen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Indeed.
...and you just know it's red blades to the fore.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I dislike starwars
but i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# O_o
What... even the original trilogy..?

Cheers though :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha
but with his double-header he appears to have got his colleague through the throat
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# F34r my 1337 perspective skillz0rz!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# kiss the blade!
kiss it good!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I'VE CLICKED IT ALREADY
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# KEEP CLICKING IT
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# cor fucking hell
it's Darryn Lyons (a cross between Mel Smith and a parrot - Charlie Brooker)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Bless him -
He looks as though he's having so much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# There are worse ways to spend an afternoon...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaah
that is woosome sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Cheers Your Eminence
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Haha PC sock!
I think I demand* to see a DI sock with mandatory 'tache as well...

* politely request
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# you can have a ned
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# They look related.
Cop must be his da.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Haha!
or a 'Nesbitt' as I recently heard the drinking classes referred to...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# outstanding Sir
simply wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Cheers!
...and similarly ^ to mediocre and v to FWM.

/idle
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# good except he has an extra hand
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# ^This!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)
# From the look on the coppers face...
...he looks like he is having so much fun!!

I wanna be a copper and beat up hippies!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Suicide Bear


Click for bigger (52 kb)

bigger/better here - rev-jesse-c.deviantart.com/art/Suicide-Bear-120199066 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Aww why bear so sad :(
he needs a cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# he's a sad
emo bear :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Silly Emos world does not revolve around you and your
pathetic needs - Emos need a backbone and stick 2-fingers up at the world fuck 'em don't let 'em fuck you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I'd stick two fingers up nearly anything human, but they won't let me do it legally.
*looks at handy classical razor blade*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# silly emo bear
slitting wrists wont help :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# It helps the rest of us
one less emo haha

/harsh
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :(
but in a woosome way. that'd make a good pyjama decal
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hehehee
i think i'll get this made into a duvet cover :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# awwww
poor suicidal teddy

I'm sure it's just a cry for help
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
#
a cry for help attention-seeking childishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# i think it is
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha ace.
I know a dark story about a teddy bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I have a story to tell
Once there was a boy who had a large dog; the dog was called Xentrix. One day the boy was walking in the woods with Xentrix; he stumbled on a wooden door. Xentrix opened the door, and the boy followed him inside. What the boy saw amazed him: there was a cave one mile long, and inside the cave were one million other children and a million dogs. The boy could not hold back his tears when he heard Xentrix say "Welcome my friend. These are my people; now they are your people too."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# riiiiiiiiiiight....
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMveATKNKNk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# bloody hell.
That is utterly bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# it's rather freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Ace story!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# teddy bear teddy bear
slit your wrist
teddy bear teddy bear
pop your stuffing out :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# down the seam not across
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahahaa
silly bear not knowing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# STUPID ATTENTION SEEKING BEAR
everyone knows you go down the highway not across the road.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# as proj said
down the seams ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# curse my slow typing and lack of punnage.
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I'm afraid I cannot endorse this image,


yours sincerely, Jolanthe The Pig
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaa
i liked Jolanthe The Pig :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# She approves really...
She's just playing with you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# mmm piggy play
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Noes! Don't do it!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# its alright
he'll jsut get the cotton out and stitch himself up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Aww
Lovely work!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# those piercings down there scare me
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hahahaa
its alright he's a nullo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] and you get to have a bundle sometimes..
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha this!
Also works for St John's Ambulance recruitment drives ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Haha
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hillsoborough II prevention FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# half time pie & pint included?
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Woooh I'v been there =P
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Sports day was a popular event in the Police Training Academy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# SWING BATTER BATTER BATTER BATTER SERWING
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I really want to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off, now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# haha me too
Sloane Peterson (Mia Sara) in those boots!

edit: ZOMG she's done the nudes!
edit 2: and bizarrely now looks like Matthew Broderick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Needs more bruised hippies.
Mind you - everything needs more bruised hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# heavy, man
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Bloody hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# even the kettle hates me :(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# "Whe-hee! Oi kilt da hippy!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
*throws 'peaceful' protester*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# baaaadderrrup
steeerike!

*doesn't know anything about baseball*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# It's like rounders for BMX bikers
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# it's the opposite of bowling
three strikes in a row in bowling = good.

three strikes in a row in baseball = shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# American Rounders
not to be confused with American Netball or Handegg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I know for some reason
it's used as a metaphor for how "far" you got with a young lady...
we should use cricket Euphemisms instead I think
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Caught in slips.
Leg Before Wicket.
Silly Mid Off.
Up The Wrong'un.

Yep. This could work. I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# a quick tickle round the side
it got big on him very quickly
just short of a length

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# she's a left handed spinner if ever I saw one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# "... I had her 126 for 4 last night..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I bowled a maiden over
/1920s blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# googly?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# was going to hit her for a 6
but I accidentally knocked my bails off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I set off too soon and got myself stumped
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# she won the toss
and elected to field... if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It was all going well until I tickled a ball down to long leg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Ahhh, rain stopped play for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# it looked like it was going to be a great over
but she said the light was bad...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Aah, you got caught out on a sticky wicket, me laddo.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I know
we used to go 5 days in the Oval when we were younger...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I got 5 byes when a ball hit the helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# she let me "tour Australia"
... he he he - I'm liking this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I got caught out when I squirted one out across the covers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# did he take it on his knees right in front of slip?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# or did you hole out on a grassy strip?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# THAT'S NOT CRICKET!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Peering down the corridor of uncertainty, were you?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# dirty girl
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# you should have pulled it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I attempted the sweep, but didn't realise it was a full toss
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I was too wide
and got given no ball
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# The Kentucky Black-Shirts, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# lolwut?
source - upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Carl_Crawford.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Well, it was a very poor attempt, I'll grant you.
Something not the Red Sox, more southern, racist and.... I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# You'll have to forgive me, I know nothing at all about my subject matter
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Google says Tampa Bay Rays
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Well, that's nice of Google.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)

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