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"Get yer coat love, you've pulled"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

*salutes*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

hoho

first henry post to make any impact at all on my consciousness.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

i am happy

as that is the only henry pic i have found to be bothered doing.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Impact you want is it?

Click for bigger (382 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

hahahah, that's brill! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

ha ha ha

also:

What is is with you Henry walking in the background spoiling the scene like tra la la la

very fucking unprofessional man!

(Hipfubu one step forward, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

*Bales*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Why is it always Henry in your posts?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

why is it always "why is it always..." in your posts?

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

why is it always "why is it always "why is it always..."" in your responses?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

because kids will do anything for the taste of dairylea.

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

^ better answer.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

Who arsed you?

~~arsed~~ asked

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

and they got married and lived happily ever after

and no one ever posted another image with either of them in ever again the end

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

Oh, if only

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

\o/

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

We can but dream

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

They'd make a lovely couple

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Joliet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

cuppa

they'd make a lovely cuppa.

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Oh, I wish they would

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Joliet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

met police?

larger version via blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

clever

have you noticed that in TV progs and films that if you ever see the sole of someone's shoe it is nearly always brand new. e.g. when they sit and cross their legs

This annoys me as I feel it is a failure of the wardrobe department to ensure realism in all aspects of a costume.

I have just reread this and have made the appropriate appointments

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

if you watch the wire..

keep watching the wire.

it picks up on this in one of the episodes towards the middle of the first season. :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

I haven't been but I do intend to

so really you have provided a spoiler! ;D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

This^

apart from the bit starting, 'if you.....' and ending with '...first season'.

It's utter shite. Which is surprising as it was made by the same team who made the excellent Generation Kill.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

be that as it may with in your opinion

doen't mean it doesn't pick up on shoes being unscuffed :P

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

WHEN WILL THEY START SHOWING THE NEXT SERIES?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

7 episodes of it are already on demand with virgin tv thingy

tis what I'm watching it through :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

When is it back on the BBC though, or did the bastards only buy one series?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

BBC have rights to all series

Buggered if I know when the next one's coming, though.

Best bet is to keep an eye on www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/

(beemoh, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

2 series of it

are already on my FTP server and the other 3 will follow tonight ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

I do wonder

when someone will just buck the trend and say something bad about the WIre

I'm beginning to feel like I'm really misssing out

(Hipfubu one step forward, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

never seen it

cos it sounds shit.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

I think you missed this above

"It's utter shite. Which is surprising as it was made by the same team who made the excellent Generation Kill."

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

hehehehe, very nice indeed :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

Off home now :)

For lots of booze, i just wish i had a joint, but there is no chance of that :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

lovely stuffs as always,sir :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Great stuff

(Hipfubu one step forward, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Referencing a slightly more watched film today :D

And something else.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

what? Crusade was a piece of crap too!

Raiders, Doom, end of story

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Doom was crap.

The characters were all irritating to watch.
Even Indy!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

very true

but tearing out beating hearts is better than crumbly knights :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

The mine cart scene is a masterpiece of shoddy marionette special effects.

...and there's acouple of good Wilhelm screams

But precious little else to recommend it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

I hated the little kid shouting INNNNDDDDYYYYYYY

and DOKKOR JONES and the stupid blond woman.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

HAHAH VELLY FANNY, VELLY FANNY!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

hahahahaha

but seriously, lacist

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

that was the most annoying thing in the world

that bllody kid

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

hmm, I wonder what that character grew up to be..

OMG next indy set in revolution filled chinaland with dragons and shit

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

sounds better than cgi monkeys, cgi gophers, and cgi inter-dimentional aliens,

I bet that by next year, Lucas will announce a cgi animated series of indy, like the clone wars - same style and everything.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

a cgi lucas might announce it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

there aren't enough computers in the world to process the "jiggle factor" of his chin fat in cgi

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

He'll announce it dressed as a Gungan

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

hahahahahahha! Meeeeesa lika dis! Arrgghhwuhabbawuhabbawuhabbawuhabbawuhabba!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

or as a Hutt...

Click pic for bigger

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Indeed!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

This is still one of my fave images ever

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

Another corker!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

I thought Doom was... "alright"

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

doom was actually my favourite one

or at least the most memorable one - hearts, bugs, mine carts, voodoo, blood drinking, secret passages, water spillage, rope bridge, crocs - its all embedded in my mind compared to the other ones.

Im not a huge indy fan though, so i could be going against the majority's opinion.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

monkey brains!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

CHILLED

monkey brains at that!

All i really remember from raiders is melting faces and that plane fight

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Well if we're being like that...

Raiders, end of story.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

I would agree with this

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

I'm with you.

Like all good movies turned into franchises once the studios start to milk the cash cow we are fed gilt-edged shit but shit all the same.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

LIES!

Crusade was better than Doom

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

^I'm with Barb' on this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

fact!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

oh I thought it was computer games

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

always

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

but so pretty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Hahaha!

Hello Jack! Hope you have a good weekend!

EDIT: Four sided wonder!? That's tomb much of a clue! C]:0D
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

*applauds*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

*bows*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

I shall!

Edit: uuuugh. Anyway; I'm an illustrator, not a puzzle writer :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

Most cryptic crossword clues

are just shit puns! \\o/
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

have you heard from your mates yet?

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

I've just gazzed you, hun

hun

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

Understandable reaction.

EDIT - tenuously related poi roti

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Clones is better than Revenge

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

I would agree with this...

but for the awful, awful scenes between Anakin and Padme.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

I can overlook that for the pure awesomeness of the ending

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

how did it end? I've completely blanked it out

I think I fell asleep half way

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM12I9qCmo4

Fast-forward to about 2 minutes 40 seconds

Edit: and then stop at 3 minutes 30. LOL.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

the toys lined up?

*is puzzled*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

I like order

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

Dunno...

Admittedly it is the best scene in all three, but having to sit through all that bobbins to get to it (I refuse to fork over my hard-earned to get them on DVD), is just intolerable

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Star Destroyers lifting off with the Imperial March blasting in the background.

I think I achieved wood when I first saw that....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

there was nothing good in the second and third films

in fact I've almost forgotten what happens in them!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Anakin kills some kids

He should be put on the child abusers list.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Jedi > Empire.

Simpy because they forgot to write an ending to Empire.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

Empire is the only one without a silly happy ending

apart from clones I mean

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Jedi > Empire?

Jedi was where the wheels started to come off.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Empire is great until they escape Hoth.

Then it nose-dives.
It's like Crystal Skull: great opening, but then it all goes to hell.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

That's as maybe...

but Jedi?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

It's a great action flick!

Think of all the cool battles that take place during it!
Even the Ewoks work. The originally planned Wookies would have been better, but the little furballs are nowhere near as annoying as the vermin that crop up in the Prequels.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

The bloody destroy an entire platoon of storm troopers with twigs.

Even if the storm troopers armour was purely just the plastic it was made out of it still would have stopped those arrows!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

Absurd? Granted. But fun!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Empire FTW!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Woo

and indeed *click*

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Hahaha!

Now do it with Star Wars...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

hahahahaha!I have to "agree" with Pip on that!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

It's funny because it's true

Lucas and Spielberg have raped my childhood memories..

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

If you neither drink, smoke or drive

then why are you Jolly?

(although I approve of the no smoking bit, and the no driving bit cos its bad for the environment, and to be honest drinking isn't as much fun as it used to be).

*is converted*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

The constant sex . . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

I'm not getting that either

just b3ta, crisps and tea

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Doom, raiders, crusade.

Fuck off, I'm right. Kaaaahlimaaaah.

Cigarette time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

haha

no ripping out beating hearts now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

While I'm at it

Predator 2 is better than the first, but only just.

I really am off for a ciggie now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Oh purlease!

*strongly disagrees*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Pred vs Alien

was total panceypants

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

the only reason for this could be the "He come from dee uddah side!" line

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

You can't see de eye a de demon til 'im come calling.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

WHAAAAAAT?!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

YOU HEARD.

I'm right because I'm me and a girl and hooray.

Star Wars is shit also.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Contraversial, my dear, but I'm aware of your somewhat strident opinions on the matter,

so I shall say no more.

For fear of being hurt.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

Don't worry,

secretly even she knows she's wrong.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

Doom was fairly watchable

I found nothing too bad about it.

But then it takes a lot to annoy me... Sorry, but I see myself as better for not letting Jar Jar Binks from annoying me.
...Though I'd still like to see him fed into the Fargo woodchipper.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

nice bit of lighting on the 'something else'

I see you are addicted to Paki/pocky/mikado too?

Nice to see that you can buy them from Tesco now, rather than getting them bloody imported!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

Yay! I love Weetabix balancing bloke...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

did he get his specs?

also, when is the sexy optician likely to be back?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

You thought he was Sexy?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

he was dreamy

I said so at the time

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

I'm not gay or 'owt

but he could turn me

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Moral: Always peer-review your findings.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

haha!? :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

Oh lord what!?

*rolls around in a daze*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

Chemtrails IN SPACE

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

there's a moral there somewhere

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

"Always peer-review your findings."

It's at the top

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

no silly

never let a chicken use a telescope. That's it.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

This is the advice you need...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

this is excellent

i love the phonetic chicken sound effects especially

*click click click click clicken, lay a little egg for me*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

Just for you, then.

I went and looked up fox noises, just to be sure.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Yiff?

I went and looked up fox ~~nois~~es, just to be sure

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Hahahah

*yiff*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Hhahahahah

Gek gek yip yiff!

You could be JJs interpreter!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

You mad bastard!

Woo!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

Dastardly!

Nice work! Made me chuckle heartily.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

just look in his cold eyes

that was always on the cards, silly birds

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

Oy oy!

Apparently redsushi isn't a cheat and I completely retract my earlier rash statement
so ner!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

I heard that he was a girl.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

definitely!

You heard it from me! C]:0D
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

is 1 across Aluminium?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

you want me to tell you? I thought plutonium for a while but it's not that either

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

Oops.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Hahahaha!

You're mental . . . in a good way
*squeezes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

Yip!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

hahahhah! ingenious!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Silly Chicken Licken...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

CHICKINS COR LICK, YOU FOOL

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

THE SKY IS FALLING IN!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

My mistake, it's clearly Henny Penny....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

I always get them confused

One was a selfish bitch and the other a complete blonde that couldn't tell the difference between an acorn and the sky
Little fluffy twat!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Hahahahahahah what>>!>?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

Oh God.

Ive been out in the sun all day, I just had my first spliff of high grade in ages and the next thing I saw was that. I Think Im going under....

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P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Susan Boyle has had a makeover

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

ello gorgeous ;) top shop sir

Edit: I'm going to stop whoring this one as of now...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

hahahahahahah

(Peter_G, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

That is brilliant

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Fantastic!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

I bet Shatners had her...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

Haha!

he love the green ladiezzzzz

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

Oof what a shop!!

For that I be *clicking* sir :)

(

Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

She has a face like a mango

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

i wouldn't eat that mango then

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

Mangos are meh anyway

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

Awww, mangos are brilliant... They've got to be good quality ripe ones...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

^all of this

and all of the mangos

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

They are fucking pointless

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

they may have no points on them, being smooth and vaguely round, but they are delicious!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

Liar.

Part of my work experience a few years ago was chopping up mangos for experiments and eating the delicious offcuts. Strawberries too.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

Mangos are fucking meh

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Surely you make an exception for mango chutney

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

No, as it is fucking shit

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

You are clearly insane

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

Yes and very fucked off

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

Mango discussion:

Exceptionally important.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

I simply cannot tolerate such a blatant anti-mangoist, such as yourself.

Good day, sir.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Oh do shut up, you child

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

Cripes!

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

Yes this.

And "Mangoes" sounds like "Mongoes".

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

I still think she looks like amanda holden

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

I can't think of anyone who looks less like Amanda Holden

I look more like Amanda Holden than that!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

According to that 'what celebrity does your face look like' thing,

I look most like Lindsay Lohan.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

Apparently I look like Matthew Perry

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

I also got a Johnny Depp, Sean Bean and Orlando Bloom.

Unfortunately, Lohan is probably the most accurate.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

I look nothing like Matthew Perry

Susan Boyle looks more like Matthew Perry than I do

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Assuming that the first picture in your profile is you,

I agree.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

it's the eyes..

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

(It's your eyes more like...)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

*tries to think of "a man da holden' her eyes" joke*

*fails*

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

you're not wrong

maybe its her aunt, and a great big scam

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Mornin'

(

Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

haha

ace

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

Ta fella!

(

Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

hehe

you MADE me do this

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

Hahahaha

Needs more Chinese origin.

Oh - wait ...

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

haha

they invented sausages you know.

The Scots invented battered sausages

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

Hahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

Hehehe...

(

Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Preparation H is everything

For Scottish widows.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

hahahahhahahahaa!!!!!

you got me with with one! LOL!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

Cheers op!

(

Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

TJ: I've just discovered the news story about Jade Goody: The Musical

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8014126.stm

Can we start up the engines for WWIII now? Please? Pretty please?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

I saw that the other day.. It's just pitiful....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

Just the idea of the show was bed enough...

and then the reality show to find the star?! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFS!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

still, it's nice for those who've forgotten why every other nation on the planet hates us

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

right that it!

i'm killing off the working classes. line up please, i haven't got enough bullets so i'll have to just shoot down the line.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

just pretend I've done a hillarious head swap of tim graham and bill

and brave jade and called it the goodys.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

*nukes from orbit*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

It's the only way to be sure

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

And a pretty moderated response given the circumstances.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

I now want to punch a hole in time.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

In other news: guess what I bought today

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

A BLIMP OF A COCK

(

Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

It's gonna blow!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

which tablet did you get?

(

Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

THE BLUE ONE.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

Bamboo ... black one

very slick looking rather than the ooh wacky Fun bamboo

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

same as mine, with the same reasoning. good choice :D

(

Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

Happy new tablit!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

Unfortunately

it meant tidying my desk which took far longer than expected and I'm now covered in dust.

Lady S skimping on her chores again... words shall be had

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

Hahahaha yeah

"Thank you very much Lady S for letting me buy a graphics tablet"

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

Feeling of back of hand imminent?

/Yorkshire

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

A mirror?

Woohoo!

Needs more CDC

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

the people have the right to CHOOSE THEIR HERO

i dunno about anyone else but i wouldn't choose jade goody if i needed a dragon slaying

(

Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

No. No they don't.

Not any more they don't. They're clearly no longer capable.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

I WILL KILL THE DAGRON WITH RACISM!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

but the dragon is racist himself!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Qu3iP3RYA

(

Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

GOODY THE RACIST JADE DRAGON

AND HER MAGNIFICENT TECHNICOLOUR TUMOUR

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

I cannot fucking believe this..

It is way past time for a cull of the population, and I'm the man to do the job

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Take this spade and do your duty

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

I fucking will

*dons cape*

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Do it for us, Captain Societyman!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

"Hence forth, you will be known as Darth Saver..."

hehhee, top work as always, N'!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Thanks Stevie!

Have a great weekend all you smashers! :D

(

Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

Hahaha

The fucking Bastards

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

yer takin the sith?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Fantastic!

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

*Glees*

;)

(

Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

(

Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

Join the police

(rogue pieman, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

The genuine sentiment from her regarding the De Menezes enquiry:

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

something something fontmatching algorithm something

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

meEH!

/general melchett

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

and Captain Blackadder definately did not eat this delicious, plump-breasted pigeon.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Make a note of that word, Darling - I wish to use it more in coversation.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

Ha!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

Yes

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

for you - especially YOU

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue375/

(

rob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

fanks!

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Gay.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

YAY

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

*foams*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

No more Red Bulls for her.

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

woah

this is giving me vertigo

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

~~vertigo~~ the raging stinkhorn

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

hmm, rapidly oscillating facecockhole....?

hmmm..

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

*foams at mouth*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

nice couple

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Ooo I was just thinking I could do with a newsletter.

Timely Rob is timely.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

thank you

have a complementary mint

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

"that blouse is smashing"

said the mint

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

yay :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

well done prod :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

cheers rob

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

YBFM

(

Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

you big fat man?

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

Something like that.

(

Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

must have bindun

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Haha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

i want a flavoured glow-in-the-dark glitter and ribbed condom, please

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

certainly sir, shaken or stirred?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

both

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Reminds me of the shop section of Leisure Suit Larry 1

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

Hahahaha...

(

Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

Hahahhahahahahaha!

*Click*

edit: what I would like to see is an Anti-Norton Virus

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

hahahahahahaha

that's possibly even more win

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

yes indeed

work on it STAT!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

other than the obvious bad-taste joke

I can't think of one, and I'm not going to lower myself - I'll just go off and draw willys instead

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

if he ever gets aids, you know that this is what they will call it

by 'they' I mean 'us'

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

glittery condom sounds scratchy....

ribbed reminds me of H.R. Geiger

I really don't know what's wrong with me today...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

sand in the vaseline

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

*retracts several inches*

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

'Cos - y'know

There's not enough of him about already.

Good pic.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

Hahaha

The fucking gay twat

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

He's gay?

You'd never guess - he's never mentioned it.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

And an annoying twat

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

perhaps

but never so well

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

Hahah...clicks

Blimey they look like the wellington boot variety of prophylactic!

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Mud Monster

Click for bigger (68 kb)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

FRONT BOTTOM.

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Mud Flaps

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

my girl's got em

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

hehehee

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

looks like poop monster to me

*woo!* :)

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

hahahaa

yeah maybe! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

not that i ever shat twigs :/

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

An excremental from Dogma?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Shit Demon!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

The Golgothan?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Dogma thingy

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

That's the chap.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

His bum's on backwards

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

^this

or his head is

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

maybe both!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Mr Hanky?

(

Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

mr hanky, the christmas poo

*sings*

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

hahahaa

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

WOO for mud monsters!

top stuff, Rev!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

thank you sir!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

It's a living jobbie

GOT MYSELF A CRAPPY TURDY SHITTY POOPY LIVING JOBBIE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

hahaha

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

Arrgh! Mud monster!!

*soils self*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

AND THE SOIL JUMPS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND RUNS TO MEET IT'S IDOL!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

hehehee

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

This extremely - enormously woo.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

yay

thank ya! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

i'm having a personal owl day

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

That's lovely!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

cheers!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

O RLY?

Edit by which of course I mean, Woo!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

YA RLY

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Eww.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

with a glistening pink tip of 'ewwww'

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Youve been photographing my cat?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

~~cat~~ JJ cosplay sessions

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

BEST FUCKING LOLCAT EVER

THIS IS ALL THE AWESOME. I WILL NOW SEX THE DRAWING THAT I DID OF YOU AS A SHOW OF LOVE FOR THIS IMAGE.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

o_O

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

I'm guessing he doesn't find it funny.

Fritz over on /talk acts that way most of the time.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Oh well

Wanking animals. it's an acquired taste I guess

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

actually I found it hillarious.

I just did the rest to be annoying :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

hahaahaha

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

HAHAHA!

(

Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

bedtimelol!

(

Ratsta, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

owlf?

'cellent

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Nicely done. Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Thats an awesome right there!

(

Brims Spurts., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

so is this

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

^ this

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

^ those

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

oh yes

this is super, what an intense looking chap

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

that's ace

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

Oh, I do like that.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

excellent owlage!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

This is a beautiful running owl

*click*

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

Marvellous stuff mr P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

thanks!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

ohhh, that's ace, that is!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

police try to win respect. passerby "unbothered"

previous attempt by police (passyby still "meh")

ooh, ooh lookit this www.gomorrahy.com/images/tokyo_gore_police_poster01.jpg

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

*joins police*

fuck yeah.

just fuck yeah.

fuck.

yeah.

in fact so fuck yeah is this i'm going to log into my normal account just so I can vote twice.

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

O_O

who are you?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

I'm Tom O'Bedlam

i'm just nearly on a milestone

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

I don't get the second account to avoid a milestone technique

you personally still have made so many posts on board.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

but thats because you're thinking mathematically not narratively

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

ooooh can I get away with the generalisation: non mathematical = illogical?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

i'll not argue that.

logic actually stops the narrativium entering your bloodstream

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

The important thing is the appearance of a Big Round Number on the profile

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

no, it's me getting off when he posts a pic of his doodle.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

I think that's why we're all here.

The pictures are just to kill the time.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

haha

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

and there's nothing I like more than big round numbers

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Hurry up and show us your cock

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

*joins police*

That would be the coolest thing in the world.

And if a few innocent bystanders die in the process.. pah.. it would be worth it just to see these patrolling our streets

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

And yet the moment I suggest a quick cull of anyone below 20k pa

People start having a hissy fit.

WHERE'S THE JUSTICE?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Because then ther would be no one to clean the toilets

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Yes there would:

Foriegners, mongs and chavs. It would be ace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

So how would this world be different?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

I'd be in charge

Povvy scum and uggers would be shot.

Ergo - everyone would be happy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

Or, at least, they'd pretend to be so they don't get shot.

This can't go wrong.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

Precisely.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

I think things like this at work in my bar on fridays

the tragedy is that if I were to release nerve gas into the room, I'd be the monster

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Hahaha

Tags FTW

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

shhhhh

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

pssst

pointy brackets

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

you ain't seen nothing right

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

i did, you needs the html codes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Ace!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

The lampost sign appears to be indicating that it's some kind of flashy police urinal....

I wouldn't dare piss on that thing...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

oh jesus...

this is fucking ace and a half

amazing work! *clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

this will happen

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

*hopes

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

not soon enough

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

ed 209 was always cooler than robocop

even though the design would be stupiduseless as a police officer, what with the not able to do the most basic of tasks that don't involve shooting.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

so we just change the role of the police officer

make every offence punishable by death. problem solved

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Oh shit yes

There was an article in the newspaper yesterday about a chauffeurless bus riding around in some Rotterdam area.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

is a lady chauffeur called a chauffuse?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Chauffeuse

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

20 seconds to comply!

Have a repost...

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

YOU CANNOT PARK YOUR CAR HERE. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

I REALLY want one of those! *signs up*

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

now that's a movie poster :D

and top 209 action sir

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

you are too kind, cos you obviously put much more time and effort into your posts

this one is three layers crudely cut out and splatted together

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Super!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

walkies!

check a new site here
www.hot110.net

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

top 'taches

haha!!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

I do like your stuff very much

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

I feel compelled to mention the aceness of this, as so few others have...

This, this right here...

Well it's chuffing ACE so it is.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

heh

why thankyou!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

sorry, i shouldn't have ignored this.

its fucking amazing

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

cor!

very good

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

For Mr. Gruntfuttock...

Edit: Please raise your glasses :)

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Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

*glazes arse*

What?

Oh.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

*charges arse*

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

*arches chars*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

*obligingly chugs away*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

*belch*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Nothing like a depressant to drive the blues away.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Once you've finished, you can open the keg too

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

*is unsure if I'm thinking what you're thinking but bokes anyway*

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

pwhahah I often look at old people and thing that I would have if they were 30 years younger...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Your standards are too high then.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

Well, to be honest, I probably would even if they were 80

but I doubt they fancy a quick jump, and I don't think they'd appreciate being propositioned.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

You never know until you try...

Just whip out a tube of KY and give 'em a sly wink... they'll be yours.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

I'm close to just trying that with everyone I meet or already vaugely know

it's not as if I give a stuff if they tell me to go away, I probably already don't like them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Not even liking someone and not caring what they think

is the first step in any healthy relationship...

Give it a whirl, you might get lucky.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

Ok there's maybe three choices:

1. The asian one with smaller boobs than me (even after my moobs have shrunk considerably)
2. The cross eyed one
3. The frigging annoying one.
And what next after I get 1. cried at 2. given the evil eye 3. kicked in the jatz crackers?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Try for all three...

Small boobs are stil better than no boobs at all, cross-eyed is in no place to have high standards so should be ripe for the picking and frigging annoying won't be so annoying once naked.

God I hope my wife isn't reading this.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

I actually like the crosseyed one

and really fancied the irritating one a year ago. been miserable ever since I walked past her a few weeks ago. I sortof finally forgot about her and then she has to reappear.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

So start taking the piss out of her... playful banter like...

Then, once you've established a reputation for saying nasty / outlandish things, you can quite openly ask to put your cock in her mouth to keep her quiet, and no-one will berate you for it.

Bonus being, she might* suddenly become all lusty and agree to it.

*won't

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

That just gave me the reputation for being a grumpy rude arsehole

I must have done it wrong.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

Evidently...

You need to do it in a flirty, 'I'm joking' kind of way...

If you get it right then...

erm...

I don't know, it's never worked for me either.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

huzzah!

what a great face she has

tj:
In the pub last night I was approached by one of Sheffield's natives, this man lectured me for a good 10 minutes on how unfair it was that we weren't allowed to celebrate St George's day and we not allowed to because it'll offend "all t'fookin pakies".
now, I've no idea what your high streets looked like last night but every pub on my street had tons of george's crosses and no customers. to me that looks less as though "we're not allowed to celebrate it" and more that no could give a toss really.
fucking moron.

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

^This

Our selection of locals were festooned with flags, nobody really seemed to care though...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

festooned is a really, really good word

i was just rather chipper because bombadier was on £2 a pint. thats not to be sniffed at.

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

I enjoyed the alliteration of 'festooned with flags'

I was going to ask what beer people could drink to celebrate St.Georges...

Ireland has Guiness, Scotland Tennents Super, what do we have...?

Carling.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Racist is a moron! Shock!

In other news, Humpty Dumpty is reported to have weight problems, the Pope has been seen wearing a funny hat, and a famous ursine trio has been accused of sylvan defecation.

:)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

*true dats*

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

ISSADAMMININDITEMUNTOVVASOCIATYWEERLIVININTODAY.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

Are you celebrating St. Fidelis' day today?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

who?

is he another Lebanese saint loosely associated with a country?

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

no idea, I just looked at a calander which has all the feasts on it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

Smashng photo of him!

'Noons all!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Oi!

Steady, you...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

*raises mug of full strength Arabican blend*

ch-ch-ch-cheers Jp-p-p--eg!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

cheers!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

JPG has way more meetings and annoying work obligations this afternoon

than should really be legal, so I'm not sure if he'll see this.

I'd send him a gaz with a link to it because I know he'd be gutted to miss it :)

(

Can't have him missing his own party!

*refills*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Awwwwwwww!

Bless you, kind sir!

Has kebab drunk all the lovely ale?
:D
Ah, no, some left....
*glugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Also: When Google Similar Images goes seriously wrong.

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Saw that yesterday,

proper LOL :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Hahaha what the fuck!!!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

OK so you're googling Jenna Haze...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Hehe, nah, never heard of her.

Had the link sent to me :)

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Excuse me if I treat that with a modicum of scepticism...

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Well,

they're both wearing black against pale backgrounds... They're practically identical.*

*from ten feet away

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

HAHAHA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Mr Floppity is a hard bastard.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

He can't handle his booze too well though.

Or maybe they just make the glasses too big.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Hehehe :)

That put a smile on my face :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

*applauds*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

I like Mr. Floppity

He's like Bun-Bun meets Camp Koala.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

RIP Camp Koala

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Nothing camp is good.

With the exception of Kenny Everett.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

I don't know Camp Koala and Google is failing me

any links?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_Girl#Characters

vs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_Sluggy_Freelance#Bun-bun

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Ta :)

And 'oh bugger'. Those sound a lot like Mr Floppity. Well, I guess the difference is that Mr Floppity is a real toy bunny who sits in our house and threatens violence if we don't give him booze and computer games, but even so... Meh. I'll keep writing about him anyway, even if he is a lot like other people's characters.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Please do!

It's good!

I share my place with Fodder the Bear. See profile for pic.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

Haha I really love these

and they're getting even better lately

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

hahahhaha, these are brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

haha I love that wee chap

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

I read that as "Wetness Protection"

* which didn't make any sense - Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

That's a whole different image.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

thats fucking marvellous :)

i love this lots

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Spang pans at the ready ...

(gort says "Lurking is the new black", Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

*Polite Spanger Action*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

In all honesty - honestly - I have recently been through something very similar:

Setting up my camera to photograph a church.

Roz comes over.

I explain myself immediately - Mordorian Police - as now well publicized - are quite keen enthusiasts of quashing potential terrorism.

A Vagabond: I was just photographing the church door - see - here are the pics - just photos of the church door, see?

Copper: Yeah yeah yeah. Is that an EOS 450?

A Vagabond: Yeah - good camera.

Copper: My missus got me one of those for Christmas - how are you getting on with it?

We stood and chatted camera-geekery for half an hour, and now - somewhat ironically - meet up and go out shooting together.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

I assume you mean...

shooting suspects then taking photos of them while they writhe in agony all the while laughing and pointing.

(gort says "Lurking is the new black", Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Of course.

What other kind of shooting is there?

The only good hippy is a dead hippy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Weather.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

*running spang*

Have you thought of a cockernee styled pea-souper as well?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

;) See below

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

It's a such a good idea, at least three people have had it!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Ahhh!

I've been bindunned!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

On your own meme!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Not quite, but similar!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

I've seen it too!

And saved it in my "tribute" folder

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

oh dear

mind if I stick this tenuously related thing in:

cfb
they're both food. Not worth a new thread as you probably don't know who it is...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

That's Dave Cake.jpg isn't it?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

ah but who is dave?

Dave is a lecturer and bears a striking resemblance to that cake

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

His head is white and round with a picture of someone else's face on it?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

his head is white and round, but with his own face on it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Shame, I always respect a man that wears someone else's face...

My autocomplete is getting filled up with some weird stuff today...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Dave Victoria-Sponge?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

it was a butter cake.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Meatloaf?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

No it's a cake.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Your click for bigger doesn't work, you big mong

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

bugger, it worked in preview...

ah well fixed now it seems

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Hehe

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Frogbeat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

MAI MRI

So I was reading this and the subject was a cat...

(Electrostatic, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

No. lolcats bad.

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

LOL

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

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Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

ARGH!!!!!

Kill it with open cargo doors!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

Oh you bad man!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Sometimes I just can't help it...

It's like a calling...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

*gasp*

HORIBBLE BOY!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

I know... Hull...

But by now my place is assured anyway, may as well have some fun with it...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

hull to zeebrugge

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

this pleases me.

at least a boat will watch me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

hahahaha

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Dirty pervy ferry!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Hahaha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Nice to have someone watching

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so...

Sadly, the girl in the graphics department in my office thinks otherwise...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Ask her to join in

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

You think I didn't try that?

I'm shaking with frustrated angst now...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

silly daft

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

Oh what a horrible thought

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

to be fair he did give that pic the OK.

God knows why, but he did...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Pfffft!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

lovely.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

*right click*

*save*

Another one for the "Why am I laughing at this?" folder.

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

ha ha

So is Ceiling Dion...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

We cannot turn back, we are in the abyss

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

when i click my fingers

you will wake up and walk to the nearest recruitment office in 3 2 1 AWAKE

(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

ecilop eht nioj

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Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

HORSECOCK!

*clicks*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

If you can't beat them....

whats the point in walking the beat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

*joins police*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

*thrown out, failed beepy running test*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

*becomes security guard and abuses authority on a daily basis*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

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