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Many apologies...I'll be off now!
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Flobbit gave you the horn on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:08,
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*squints*
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:08,
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*sbrodies*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:11,
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I love this
so very much
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:15,
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:D
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:18,
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cage goes into the water, you go in the water, shark's in the water.
our shark. farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies farewell and adieu to you ladies of spain for we've received orders for to sail back to boston and so nevermore shall we see you again...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:17,
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*buys on dvd*
i don't understand why i don't already have a copy
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:18,
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i've gone through 5 copies
it's my all-time favourite film. i've seen it well over a hundred times.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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top work lady
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:21,
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i shall be buried with a copy
also, i finally have a megalodon tooth! *glees*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:25,
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crikey
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:28,
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i wish i could fix it into my mouth
one of my teeth has split, it lifts up every time i chew, which means one side of my mouth tastes like an ashtray and the other doesn't.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:32,
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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lmao tiny people give you sexy flu
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:13,
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I've only gone and started cell shading again
Guess which sexy ass b3tan this is and win a prize**terms and conditions apply, prize may not be real.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:01,
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is it me?
/manley
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:01,
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I'm glad I didn't bother making that joke :D
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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Not you
I've had you though.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:04,
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yes
i really like your pic of me
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:05,
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eyeeye.jpg
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:01,
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don't know him
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:13,
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you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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Nope, my eyes are green
but I haven't drawn me in a good while, I may have to post one.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:03,
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skug?
sushi? riverghost?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:06,
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It's not me
my eyes aren't that colour male? female? give us a clue
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:04,
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they are Male
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:04,
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kerry?
no eyebrows
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:05,
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And we have a winner
You win a cell shaded portrait of yourself and a baby.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:07,
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mictobaby!
still cute :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:08,
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must be walking by now?
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:09,
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he was standing on the stairs earlier
dropped trou and waves his little chap at his mum, shouting: 'WILLY!' i nearly shat myself laughing
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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pfffffffffft
like father like son.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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heheheh
my cousin's 2-year-old was sitting in his high chair, trying to get bits of spaghetti off his fingers. he was really absorbed with it. all of a sudden, he just muttered "for fucks' sake!" we would have told him off, but we couldn't stop laughing. this is the son of my cousin who says she doesn't swear...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:14,
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hahahahah
excellent
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:16,
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Hahaha :D
When my sister was that age, she sneaked into the kitchen early one morning. When we woke up she'd consumed all of the fin-rot solution and had turned rather green.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:16,
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just like his dad
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:36,
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his cock's bigger than mine :(
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:38,
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rah
he's 4 in august. and i no longer look quite so young :(
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:09,
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4 already!!!
oh your god, I feel old now.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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Awwww
I spent all yesterday afternoon taking pictures of my mate's one month son, fluffy tiem
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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hehe
kids are great, but by fuck i don't want any more
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:11,
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Nick met me at the door
and muttered something about half an hour's sleep And Sid subsequently slept tight for the entire afternoon, be it a few pauses where he had a stretch, glanced at the world, and fell back to sleep ;) It seemed quite strange at one point, i've known Nick since I was four, and in between taking shots he showed me the glories of his X-box, given the last console I owned was the original Playstation, sat on his living room carpet like two ten year olds; but all the while with this sleeping little fellow behind us! Ace
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:13,
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if he's 1 month old
he's only got another 2 months or so before that gets better :) re your edit: :D aw
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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I can't believe you got that, you fucker :)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:33,
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Haven't a clue, though that blue is the blue of an blazing bunsen burner
Happy candleness day mate :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:09,
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thankee
may it burn bright and singe the nose hair of your foes.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:09,
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Happy candle day sir
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:09,
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thanks old chap
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:11,
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Also top work on the picture
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:12,
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Happycandles!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:16,
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t'is a happy occasion for all
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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INTERNET LOVE
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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How
lovely!
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splorp ® ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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splorp splorp splorp splorp splorp!
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:56,
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That's
easy for you to say...
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splorp ® ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:57,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:56,
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very much this
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:57,
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ha ha..Is he checking over his shoulder
to make sure we are still watching :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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there's no point being an exhibitionist
if nobody's watching
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:07,
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too true
:(
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Peter_G ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:03,
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guff
aws:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:25,
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this
is not unpleasant.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:57,
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aww gee
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:59,
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Awww.
I really want to push it down into the mud with my shoe.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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thats the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me
:D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:32,
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Thanks
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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Spazes back to the days of London Weekend Television.
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Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:36,
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not sure which version i prefer, so have both
version 1's legs need more detail, i reckon
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:29,
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I reckon the one on the right with the full red lipsticked mouth would be cool.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:31,
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^^ this!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:33,
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K
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:36,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:41,
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yes
now that is very nice indeed.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:42,
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That is super.
Click.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:43,
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Maybe...
vectorise a pot plant or something behind the stool / arms / legs? She looks like a floating torso... And I prefer my torsos grounded. With ketchup. But the lips with body effect is fab.
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icezebra *insert large monkey* ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:43,
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maybe the stool would be enough
but fuck it now
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:49,
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I think just draw a single thing black line down the front of either leg.
That should show that they are legs but also keep the minimalist shading feeling. You could also then invert it the picture and it would look like a Frank Miller image
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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Back
Stocking seams.
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Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:37,
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Or a motorway
/bandwagon
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:53,
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2, 4, 6, 8!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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stocking seams!
clearly needs stocking lines up the backs of her legs! Also massive WOO i like this a lot
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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:01,
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CANYOUS MELLIONS!
i haven't seen you around frages
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:05,
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ha!
I know! changed jobs and b3ta's on the banned list, massive shitter! still lurk about at home but had to comment on this its great. you ok? :)
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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:06,
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cheers, yep life is good
i too have changed jobs, and am unable to view b3ta at work. but that is very much a good thing as i no enjoy my work much more
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:13,
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Ace!
My first vote was the more colored one, but this one wins.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:13,
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I can see her giblets!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:31,
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Gusset!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:47,
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the legs look fine
but the back looks a little too arched
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:31,
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hmm
not sure waht i can do about that...
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:33,
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it just looks a bit hunchy
under her bra strap. not the shoulder strap, the one that goes across and fastens the bra.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:35,
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i shall have play
and then adjut the vector :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:36,
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the menfolk on here seem happy enough with her
as a mere woman, i find myself forced to judge her purely on aesthetics rather than whether i'd shag her.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:39,
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i have no issue with you judging whether you'd shag her :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:43,
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well, if i was going to go that way
i'd prefer a blonde. jeri ryan, perhaps.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:46,
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*googles*
ooh no :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:50,
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she just looks
sexy as hell when she's a borg
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:53,
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hmm
looks like a ribcage to me
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halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:36,
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that's what graham norton's doctor said
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:40,
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notorious!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:32,
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Cor.
I just drooled onto my keyboard and the floor at the same time.
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icezebra *insert large monkey* ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:34,
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Hey there Aphex! ;]
Lovely stuff sir. I prefer the one on the left. I love the hair
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:35,
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'nings etc
picture number one: add seams to back of stockings and it's perfect. also, for no reason: oh, hang on, there is a reason, but it's a secret
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:37,
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Nice
I'd say left right one needs more mouth
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:39,
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Both good!
One on the right maybe needs shiny blackness though :)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:40,
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I really like the both of them
but I love how the ones you do in the style on the right seem to have apparent outlined for the legs and arms. It's a lovely effect.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:41,
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yeah, s'good that innit?
i've done a couple like that that look cool and it's good for me as it takes less effort :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:42,
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That is lovely :)
You are on a good roll sir :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:42,
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perhaps seams down the back?
tres woo, nonetheless
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:44,
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there are seams in the source
but they are also fishnet, so i got scared edit: i tried seams, but they look shit. bah
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:47,
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c'est la vie
/monging out after weekend speaking French blog
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:53,
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voulez-vous couchée avec moi?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:54,
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bien sur
avez-vous des preventatifs?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:57,
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les lettres francais?
a hon he hon he hon
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:59,
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I had to buy condoms in a Belgian night shop
I did giggle a bit but then I bought weed off the street in French and I'm very proud of that :)
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:00,
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they don't call an eighth an eighth in france
they don't, why not? they have the metric system, they have got soapbar, but they call it 'le soapbar'
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:07,
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Haha, what a coincidence
I'm currently downloading PF as the missus hasn't seen it and she doesn't get any of my pop culture references. Also, based on the above, I'm adding Jaws to the list as well.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:25,
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non.
je suis désolé
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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needs stripier socks :)
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:49,
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:D
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:51,
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very nice, both are
*fwaps*
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:52,
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Needs more Betty Page
She was the worst dancer ever, but boy I'd shag the arse off of her (back then obviously, now there is a good chance the arse would come off in the first couple of thrusts)
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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she was a cracker
and no mistake
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:57,
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splendid stuff that man
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:50,
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yay bettie!
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:31,
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...meanwhile at a Met Police training conference
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Buntry Cuntkin ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:25,
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At least three of these people are bisexuals
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:39,
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lol
.
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Buntry Cuntkin ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:41,
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yes, this demonstrates how the modern police force is embracing diversity
of course, they'll still receive a good kicking later, for old times sake
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:42,
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if its black
*WHACK*
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Buntry Cuntkin ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:48,
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You have absolutely no
fucking clue at all have you?
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strontium190 ,
Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:06,
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..
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Buntry Cuntkin ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:05,
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I WAIVE THAT RIGHT
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:09,
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CLAN SOUL IS A ZOMBIE!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:12,
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*loads shotgun*
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:13,
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*shoots load*
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:15,
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hair trigger, eh?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:16,
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Happy b3taday, Dave!!
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:20,
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happy b3taday
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:36,
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haha
Fletch?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:15,
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Felch?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:16,
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for 1000 pounds I'll let you buy me dinner too.
Fletch: You fellas wanna read me my rights? Detective #2: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him. Fletch: I'll waive my rights.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:18,
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Hahaha what's that from?
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:20,
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Fletch.
Highly recommended.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:21,
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I shall add it to my lovefilm list!
I've got Hellboy II out right now. The lovely people at lovefilm sent it to me straight after Hellboy I! :D Edit: Added.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:22,
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you'll hopefully get Fletch Lives after Fletch then :D
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:25,
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:D
In other news: Crumpets with honey and cream!
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:32,
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fuck you and your crumpets!
*wants*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:33,
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Fine, but they're covered in honey so you'll get your ladyparts sticky.
With honey, among other things.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:36,
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STOP IT
now i'm hungry, i want a smoke AND i'm horny!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:43,
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I just had two packets of crisps, too.
And I have a bloody lovely cup of tea.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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i have coffee and niquitin
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:05,
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I have macadamias in coconut and chocolate and weed.
I win.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:34,
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i hate you.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:35,
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I love me at the moment.
The evening went from DENIED on the weed front to, a mate turning up at the front door with WIN then her fucking off to a party and me left with my coconut chocolate macadamias and a rather poorly rolled joint.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:39,
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i can't eat
anything much more solid than soup, plus i just gave up smoking and this nicotine gum is nasty shit. IF A CERTAIN PERSON IS READING THIS, I TOLD YOU I'D STOP AGAIN AFTER THE WEEKEND.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:42,
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Can you eat pastini?
I could eat that with parmesan and never get bored of it, god knows why really.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:46,
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i try to avoid starch
as it makes me bloaty and sore. lots of soup seems to be working, i'm just glad i like it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:50,
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...fair enough.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:36,
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haven't seen fletch since i was a kid
if i pay extra, can i cover your bollocks in marmite and film a goat licking it off?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:20,
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whoa now, you're moving too fast for me.
can't we just start with nutella?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:22,
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we could
but that won't leave us much time for the essential oils and the tuning fork
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:24,
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essential oils?
you mean I've graduated from beef dripping? Please try not to make direct contact with my prostate. kthx.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:28,
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you haven't graduated
i've just run out of dripping. don't think for one minute that this means you'll receive preferential treatment, you'll still bend over and take what i have to give, take it like a man.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:32,
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agreed.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:39,
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bet they're givin'him
a right good justicing
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:11,
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An unjust portrayal of UK policing.
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67227 ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:12,
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this is true
none of them are putting the boot in
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:15,
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hahaha
fcuk!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:27,
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anyone who wants to join the police
is a power-hungry cunt with low self-esteem, who was probably picked on in school.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:30,
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That's unfair.
Some of them dropped out of school.
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icezebra *insert large monkey* ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:37,
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yes
because they were bullied and had runny noses.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:38,
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Every single thing you say is always right!
How do you do that I wonder.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:38,
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i have the power of good on my side
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:45,
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I'll see your God
and raise you a Grey-Skull
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Buntry Cuntkin ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:49,
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good, not god
i'm an atheist. i do not fear your grey skull, for my nickname as a child(due to a tragic haircut) was he-man.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:52,
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must've been a particularly shit birthday cake.
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hiplingo hiplingo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:02,
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lolhats
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:03,
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When the hat fits...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:03,
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hahah hat what?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:05,
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in russian police force, hat wears you
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:07,
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Imagine the marmalade sandwiches you could fit in that!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:10,
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*imagines*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:18,
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nyet nyet soviet....
soviet jewellery
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:15,
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is it true that the Russian Poliz have bears instead of batons?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:19,
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tum tee tum
EDIT: my hummus i drying up, college is using it all (and stress too)
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:26,
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:)
Ace!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:27,
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Cool, i will take 20 of them
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:29,
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i'm going to buy you so many lizards
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:29,
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take that budgiree back t'pet shop
..you've been ripped orf......on the other hand...it's nice-keep it:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:30,
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doesn't deserve a new thread
.
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sanguine_badger ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:37,
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hahahahahahaha, look at his funny hair
needs more monkey sex
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:37,
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pffft...
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:37,
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Ha
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:38,
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doesn't deserve this thread
Pfftttt...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:43,
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:((((((((((((((((
i'm going to go give myself papercuts with my david icke books now :(
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sanguine_badger ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:49,
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Ha ha ha
8¬}
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:52,
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FFS
I wondered why my ignore button wasn't doing its job and I could see his posts again. What you just said gave it away, the real Catnipppppp doesn't do humour :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:22,
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I tried telling him that, but conspiracists have neither a sense of humour or the ability to listen to others. :)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:28,
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hehe
i need to replace my profile pic with my new and improved hat :D
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sanguine_badger ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:29,
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Ahahahahaha.
Now this man knows how to funny!
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:47,
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stop bears dancing
they're rubbish at it
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:54,
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bears don't dig on dancing
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sanguine_badger ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:57,
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gets down and funkee with the duke
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:10,
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Hahahahaha
You forgot this: .
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:55,
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*picks up*
there we go :D .
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sanguine_badger ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:56,
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Good one that man
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:00,
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so how are you today?
.--. .-.. . .- ... . / .... . .-.. .--. / -- . --..-- / .. .----. -- / - .-. .- .--. .--. . -.. / .. -. / - .... . / -... --- -.. -.-- / --- ..-. / .- / -.-. .-. .- --.. -.-- / .--. .... --- - --- ... .... --- .--. / --. ..- -.--
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sanguine_badger ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:02,
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I'll help you, but first you'll have to grab this strange object tightly
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:04,
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would that be a bit of common sense?
.
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sanguine_badger ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:05,
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No, but that's just how you like it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:19,
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RIS
.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:06,
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Quick, claim you're not anti-bearist despite the fact you deny all previous bear cruelty and death and depict all bears as evil.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:02,
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It's somewhat unfair to ridicule others works and beliefs.
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67227 ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:07,
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he's a real person with real feelings that he really has
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Shada ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:10,
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LEAVE ME ALONE!!
WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?!?!? .
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sanguine_badger ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:13,
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> deny the holocaust in a more hard-boiled manner
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:16,
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the holocaust was a series of mass suicides
led by rabbi ishmael ... --- ...
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sanguine_badger ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:20,
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"Those crazy bastards punched their own ticket on a slow train to hell.
I sucked in the last breath of silk cut and finished my work for the day."
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:33,
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Not when they are demonstrably ridiculous beliefs.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:31,
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oh get a life
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:02,
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grrr
this is so good, any tips?
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Peter_G ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:40,
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Human descent swears by the healing brush
i used that, clone, and paint brush set to colour (color)
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:42,
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birds are dinosaurs too
roartweettweettweetroar!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:46,
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this is true
the chicken is descended from the tyranosaurus rex. science says so.
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:47,
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pete must be really unwell
he's never eaten me before
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:48,
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speaking of eating things...
i've just been given a "usb memory card" but the bastard thing is write protected, how do i undo this to use it? :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:53,
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For USB
there may be a small switch type thing on it somewhere.
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Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:55,
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hold on
*reaches around* (the pc - sheesh you people)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:56,
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nope
its just got a hole in the end - its supposed to be a "free advice" usb memory stick thing... great edit : shining a bright light.... there is nothing in the hole
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:58,
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just pulled the thing apart
no switches :(
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:20,
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Can't think of anything then.
Are you sure it's meant to be writable? (Since it's a "free advice" thing)
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Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:41,
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its currently residing in the dustbin :)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:24,
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not a clue.
contrary to popular belief, i'm a technological retard. i didn't play with my gamecube for 3 weeks because i didn't know which wires went where.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:57,
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Amy Swine-flu
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23,
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Argh fuck! Kill it! argh!!!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23,
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It would have been funnier if you typo'd that link
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:26,
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Pahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:27,
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The're the healthy rivals to the fast-food dogs!
Hopefully this means war.
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:31,
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Fast food dogs still > banana dogs
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:33,
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ku-klux ku-klux ku-klux ku-klux Banana dogs
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:30,
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Cleanex dogs
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:33,
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aww, he's only young
it took me ages to spot that
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:50,
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'shopped pics only please.
(heheheh, woo, sir!)
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23,
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^ What she said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:30,
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She looks slightly better there
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:27,
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she's had that snout grafted on
because it can take twice as much cocaine as her old nose
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:30,
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hahaha......you've made a pigs ear of....sorry no you've not
...the perfect makeover:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:52,
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*bokes*
no really
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:01,
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LOVES YOU
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:18,
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^ Would
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:19,
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Its Liberace's gay aunt!
sing hosannah!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:19,
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her hair is made of turbo black pudding slices!
she's friendly and she goes well with fried eggs!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21,
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"...the budget cuts in the popular cartoon series 'South Park' were becoming evident"
:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:22,
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yay for Mrs.Internet
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23,
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.
Charlton Heston was Moses in the movie The Ten Commandments, and later he campaigned to keep the freedom to bear arms, and was the spokesman for the NRA, the National Rifle Association. .
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Catnipppp ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:10,
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Fuck yeah! Cowboy Moses!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:12,
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needs more
.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:13,
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Look! Look!
LOOK AT ME! .
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:14,
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I'm looking
but this better be good .
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:16,
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Nah....
I've got nothing... .
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17,
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do that thing with the thing
you know, the one where you pull it .
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20,
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* Looks o-o
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha You look funny!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:16,
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intergalactic lizards taking over the world
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20,
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And he's a total dick.
I saw him in Bowling for Columbine. Nice pic though.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:14,
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Ah, Michael Moore...
such a kindly, unbiased guy.
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Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:16,
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I make a point of only interviewing people suffering from mental illness
when I want to make a documentary.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:18,
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Bonus is...
When they want ask for the money, you can say "I already paid you, don't you remember?"
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Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20,
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In fairness I think that was before he was diagnosed with alzheimer's.
He's still no Adam Curtis though.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21,
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I saw him in Planet of the Apes
He nobbed a monkey, and he liked it.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17,
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Dang it
why didn't i put an ape in the crowd, would have been so good. .
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Catnipppp ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:19,
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Alright, don't go overboard.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:27,
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Is that the follow up to I kissed a girl?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21,
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no, that's "I was marketed well, and you bought it"
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23,
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Now known as the 'Tatu gambit'
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:25,
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Genuine lol
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:26,
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I'd like Bear arms, that would be rad
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:14,
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(
malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:35,
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Rumor also states
that he put his vest on.
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Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:15,
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woo!
.
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sanguine_badger ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:16,
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chucklesville
i'll second that emotion:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:19,
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...
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:16,
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rights all round!
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malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:30,
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HAHAHAHAH FUCKING HELL!
*clicks like a motherfucker*
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:34,
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(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:41,
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i'm liking buff abe
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:44,
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He abolished sleevery with the right to bare arms
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:46,
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*narrows eyes*
look, just because i'm susceptible to almost any man, that doesn't mean i'll put up with punnage like that. you're on thin ice...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:49,
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you owe me a new keyboard ...
... just sneezed beer on it :-D
(
wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:51,
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ahaha
Loon!
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malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:56,
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Teh Great Emancipator!
*said in Schwartzenegger voice*
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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And the connection, other than the casting, between the two is...?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17,
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Religous conspiracy. Obviously.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:18,
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Have you read the bible lately?
There's guns everywhere. My favourite bit is where Jesus pops a cap in Judas's ass.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21,
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Ahh, yes - The book of Smith & Wesson
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28,
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Darn, I must have missed that meeting...
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28,
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The connection is that in movie
moses had this big honkin walking cane he would hold up, and it was then that the superhero called god would give him cool powers like parting the red sea, then when the egyptoids tried driving through after the jews, moses lowered the cane, the power stopped, and pharoah soup. So the gun is the new power, pop a cap in your arse. .
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Catnipppp ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:32,
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Ah, this would be from that new imprint of the Bible
The King Jimmy-I'm-Really-Fucked-Up-On-Hallucinogens version, yes?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:35,
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so pretty much all of them
:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:08,
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Arms are important, or your hands would just fall on the floor
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17,
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needs more dinosaur
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17,
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everything does
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:22,
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open the door, get on the floor
everything needs more dinosaur
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:34,
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fuck!
i'm going to have that song in my head all night now, along with an image of bob hoskins dancing with big bertha, the bouncer at the boom boom bar.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:38,
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this ^
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:46,
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I'm pretty sure he's been dead for a while...
or has he been moved upstairs to the Illuminati Rifle Association? Who knows? Whhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:18,
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Is that the Real Illuminati Rifle Association or the Provisional Illuminati Rifle Association?
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23,
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both and neither
according to the political wing, Xinn Feign
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:26,
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Wow
Thanks for the heads up. I'd never have known that. *click*
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:19,
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and god said unto moses "come forth"
but he came fifth and won a rubber duck.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20,
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impact
im glorious technicolour too:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21,
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looks like Engraver with a bit of inner shadow.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23,
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i don't know which i find funnier;
your trolling of b3ta, this article labelling you anti-semitic or this one claiming you have been added to the mossad hitlist :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:24,
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zut alors!
that's some hilarious hate
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:25,
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anti-semitic?
can't a man just make endless pictures depicting jews as big bad monsters and not be considered anti-semitic? what's the world coming to? I blame some unseen force I heard about on the internet.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28,
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:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:02,
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He's not anti-semitic.
Didn't you know those numbers written on people's arms are just early tesco clubcards?
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28,
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Hahahahahahahahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:35,
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/whois Catnipppp
*calls Mossad*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:35,
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I couldn't read that 2nd one, more paragraphs please.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:30,
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reading that
makes me want to be jewish, just to piss him off.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:32,
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great idea
perhaps mr toasty could make next weeks draw off have a jewish theme *damnit forgets catnipppppppp is prolly not dees anyways & never enters the compos here :P
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:37,
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religious superheroes
is still a good image challenge idea.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:40,
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^ agrees
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:41,
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note.
In my art, you will occasionally see a 'Z' symbol over a star of David. This simply represents the political movement called Zionism which has co-opted Judaism and uses it as a shield to hide behind. I and rense.com are PRO-Jewish, but extremely ANTI-Zionist. Those who attempt to smear my art as 'anti-semitic' are fools and frauds. The unspeakable, hideous genocidal acts of Zionism and the geopolitical social and economic deception and deceit it uses to con and dupe the masses shall be exposed. I also support organizations like Jews Against Zionism as you can see in my archives. If you have any sincere questions about Zionism and related issues, by all means read the material at any Jews Against Zionism internet site and the archives at rense.com. .
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Catnipppp ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:45,
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note.
i couldn't give two fucks, i'm a happy atheist.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:51,
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I think the first ADL is funnier
It has more pictures and less annoying words like "assassination" in the same sentence as my name. .
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Catnipppp ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:39,
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if the weather gets nice again
I'd really appreciate the right to bare arms. Hmmm maybe there is a link there between God, the weather and T-shirts.... *tinfoil* (under the chin on a deckchair)
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Sobric scruffle me nuts ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:38,
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I love the border-line homoerotic light in which you portray your hero figures in your images.
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:31,
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:17,
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hehheheh
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:56,
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Atishoo
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Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:55,
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pfft
one little piggy went to market....:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28,
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Meh
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Mack only paint ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:48,
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did they send in all the horses?
they have no opposable thumbs!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:53,
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Monitor this you fascist bastards.
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:47,
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monitoring internet use???
how the hell is a girl meant to make a living in the german dungeon porn business when people keep monitoring me?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:50,
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Doesn't bother ME that much - I'm not black or a Muslim.
I'm just worried it'll affect my download speeds.
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:51,
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you can download speed?
finally! i can get rid of my skanky dealer!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:53,
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Messily
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:51,
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i like messy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:53,
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:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:24,
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I dun did isolate the swine virus
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:41,
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Awesome
Woo!
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:43,
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great!
now test it on smackheads
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:44,
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Nice one
I apologise for my behaviour this afternoon, sorry
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:48,
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mmm bacon injections
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:49,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:28,
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Van-Claude Jean Damme?
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Shlvng ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:35,
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Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:37,
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Van Cleef's Jangly Danglies?
You ought to be locked up!
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:49,
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Pigs.
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:21,
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LEAVE BOBBY DAVRO ALONE!
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:24,
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Nicely :)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:24,
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what oh bummer
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:28,
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Do you really wanna risk it...
Nicely
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:25,
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Howdy b3ta
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26,
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Hahaha
Lovely *bookmarks*
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:29,
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that
makes me feel quite unwell.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:31,
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248k
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:36,
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now i feel slightly violated
and not in a good way.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:38,
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smells like bacon
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:41,
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Uniform standards were relaxed
I was going to make it loop properly, but I'm tired and life's too short. You wouldn't care.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53,
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in out, in out
kick them all about.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53,
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Merry happiness!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:54,
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why thankeeeee
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:58,
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happy flaming candle day!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:35,
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quick get the fire blanket, its caught onto my hair!!
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40,
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Day!!!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:59,
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YAY!!!
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03,
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Congratulations on being OLD.
:)
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Cae1 ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:59,
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I'm not old,
I'm mearly more experienced. And everyone from sexy ladies to potential employers are looking for experience.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02,
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happy having the foresight to sign up to a website day ;)
be here more. I insist.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:01,
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^this
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Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02,
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I am trying
haven't you seen the almost double figure amount of posts I've made the last couple of weeks?
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02,
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I've spotted you delurk a few times
but I never know who's being a childish cunt and not speaking to me from day to day ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03,
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i always speak to you
i'll speak to anyone who might inadvertently say something kinky ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06,
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inadvertantly you say?
how very dare you? Over my knee :)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10,
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YIPPEE!
*bends over, revealing frilly gym knickers*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:17,
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I say!
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:21,
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oh come on
everyone knows i'm a slut ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:23,
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Hey I'm the B3ta slut
I shall not be out slutted! Quick to the pussy wagon.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26,
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well, bury me in a y-shaped coffin!
don't give me your sluttier-than-thou routine! compared to me, you're practically frigid! *prepares for a slut-off*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:31,
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What was that?
Sorry I was busy seeing to the entire cast of the Golden girls.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:38,
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pah!
some of us can multitask! i'm pleasuring the entire cast of H.M.S Pinafore and their audience, all while i'm talking to you!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40,
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haha, you pair of shameless tramps.
I love you both.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:49,
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*wipes mouth*
why, thank you! *dribbles suspicious white substance*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:52,
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why?
what happened now?
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06,
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Oh nothing to worry about.
I'll be offending the pious and pompous for a long time to come ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11,
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Jolly good
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:12,
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Just cos it was your candle day a few days ago doesnt mean you can get angry at other peoples needless day
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:04,
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I'm not angry.
Is that not an accurate description? I thought it was quite witty ( when Mictoboy or Mongy ( I forget which ) said it before I stole it )
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:05,
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If they didnt have a candle you'd probably moan at them for being a cheapskate :P
:D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06,
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I've never said a word to anyone not donating.
In fact i don't encourage it, especially if you are me and get banned ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11,
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LOLS! :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:20,
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are you pompadouring again then?
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Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02,
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You better believe it buddy
I'm importing pomaid from the good old US of A, other hair care products are available.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03,
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hell yeah
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Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:07,
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As seen in such badges as the "Sexy B3tans with snacks in their mouths club"
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09,
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...is card-carrying member!
100% fact.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26,
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:27,
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That doesn't look like pom no matter how much I look at it.
I also don't want to know what it's comprised off in that case.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09,
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the candle?
I think you may be looking in the wrong area.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10,
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PORNAID.
YOU'RE PUTTING PORNAID IN YOUR HAIR!
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11,
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No
that was just a one time deal, it was an accident. I didn't know that it was a german bukkake fest I was walking into, I thought it was a wine bar.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:14,
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How could you even make the mistake?
You're not supposed to spit at a german bukkake fest for one!Has confused wine bar with wine tasting again
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:15,
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Spit!?
I nearly gagged.nearly
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:21,
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Happy B3taday
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:07,
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Thanks me ol' china plate
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10,
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ohh happy day!
(hopefully this should work)cake?
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weaver. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11,
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Yay
my favourite kind, mmmmmmm wank and shit.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:12,
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i just bought socks like that
they're the only pair i own. i don't like socks much.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:55,
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Prodge likes them
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:55,
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yes
but he's got more of a reason to like them. you know, having a cock and all.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56,
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But this way they dance
for the win!
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:57,
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nice anim
for some reason. .. I get the image of the krankies above those legs, but doesn't seem to work...(steals bandwidth...) its a bit shit tho
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g0atchild Is back and has been away since ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:04,
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Hahhaha
Nice one :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:23,
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I don't care what anyone says about GM foods, these new apples are fucking ace
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Peter_G ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:52,
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haha
battenple
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:52,
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DOES WANT!
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53,
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Hehehehe
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53,
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fruit cake!
now do a bakewell pineapple.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56,
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APPLEBERG FTW!
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McBadger COW ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56,
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Yes, as long as tehy have a marzipan skin
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:59,
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'breaks out cake mix'
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McBadger COW ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:01,
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is that a song? :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09,
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it should be
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Peter_G ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09,
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