cage goes into the water, you go in the water, shark's in the water.
our shark.
farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies
farewell and adieu to you ladies of spain
for we've received orders
for to sail back to boston
and so nevermore shall we see you again...
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:17,
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farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies
farewell and adieu to you ladies of spain
for we've received orders
for to sail back to boston
and so nevermore shall we see you again...
*buys on dvd*
i don't understand why i don't already have a copy
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:18,
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i've gone through 5 copies
it's my all-time favourite film. i've seen it well over a hundred times.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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i shall be buried with a copy
also, i finally have a megalodon tooth!
*glees*
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:25,
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*glees*
i wish i could fix it into my mouth
one of my teeth has split, it lifts up every time i chew, which means one side of my mouth tastes like an ashtray and the other doesn't.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:32,
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Nope, my eyes are green
but I haven't drawn me in a good while, I may have to post one.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:03,
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It's not me
my eyes aren't that colour
male? female? give us a clue
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:04,
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male? female? give us a clue
he was standing on the stairs earlier
dropped trou and waves his little chap at his mum, shouting:
'WILLY!'
i nearly shat myself laughing
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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'WILLY!'
i nearly shat myself laughing
heheheh
my cousin's 2-year-old was sitting in his high chair, trying to get bits of spaghetti off his fingers. he was really absorbed with it. all of a sudden, he just muttered "for fucks' sake!"
we would have told him off, but we couldn't stop laughing.
this is the son of my cousin who says she doesn't swear...
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:14,
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we would have told him off, but we couldn't stop laughing.
this is the son of my cousin who says she doesn't swear...
Hahaha :D
When my sister was that age, she sneaked into the kitchen early one morning.
When we woke up she'd consumed all of the fin-rot solution and had turned rather green.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:16,
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When we woke up she'd consumed all of the fin-rot solution and had turned rather green.
Awwww
I spent all yesterday afternoon taking pictures of my mate's one month son, fluffy tiem
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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Nick met me at the door
and muttered something about half an hour's sleep
And Sid subsequently slept tight for the entire afternoon, be it a few pauses where he had a stretch, glanced at the world, and fell back to sleep ;)
It seemed quite strange at one point, i've known Nick since I was four, and in between taking shots he showed me the glories of his X-box, given the last console I owned was the original Playstation, sat on his living room carpet like two ten year olds; but all the while with this sleeping little fellow behind us! Ace
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:13,
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And Sid subsequently slept tight for the entire afternoon, be it a few pauses where he had a stretch, glanced at the world, and fell back to sleep ;)
It seemed quite strange at one point, i've known Nick since I was four, and in between taking shots he showed me the glories of his X-box, given the last console I owned was the original Playstation, sat on his living room carpet like two ten year olds; but all the while with this sleeping little fellow behind us! Ace
if he's 1 month old
he's only got another 2 months or so before that gets better :)
re your edit: :D aw
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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re your edit: :D aw
Haven't a clue, though that blue is the blue of an blazing bunsen burner
Happy candleness day mate :)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:09,
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thankee
may it burn bright and singe the nose hair of your foes.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:09,
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ha ha..Is he checking over his shoulder
to make sure we are still watching :D
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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Awww.
I really want to push it down into the mud with my shoe.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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not sure which version i prefer, so have both
version 1's legs need more detail, i reckon
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:29,
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version 1's legs need more detail, i reckon
I reckon the one on the right with the full red lipsticked mouth would be cool.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:31,
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Maybe...
vectorise a pot plant or something behind the stool / arms / legs? She looks like a floating torso... And I prefer my torsos grounded. With ketchup.
But the lips with body effect is fab.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:43,
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But the lips with body effect is fab.
I think just draw a single thing black line down the front of either leg.
That should show that they are legs but also keep the minimalist shading feeling.
You could also then invert it the picture and it would look like a Frank Miller image
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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You could also then invert it the picture and it would look like a Frank Miller image
stocking seams!
clearly needs stocking lines up the backs of her legs! Also massive WOO i like this a lot
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:01,
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ha!
I know! changed jobs and b3ta's on the banned list, massive shitter! still lurk about at home but had to comment on this its great. you ok? :)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:06,
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cheers, yep life is good
i too have changed jobs, and am unable to view b3ta at work. but that is very much a good thing as i no enjoy my work much more
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:13,
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Ace!
My first vote was the more colored one, but this one wins.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:13,
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it just looks a bit hunchy
under her bra strap. not the shoulder strap, the one that goes across and fastens the bra.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:35,
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the menfolk on here seem happy enough with her
as a mere woman, i find myself forced to judge her purely on aesthetics rather than whether i'd shag her.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:39,
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well, if i was going to go that way
i'd prefer a blonde. jeri ryan, perhaps.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:46,
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Cor.
I just drooled onto my keyboard and the floor at the same time.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:34,
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Hey there Aphex! ;]
Lovely stuff sir.
I prefer the one on the left.
I love the hair
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:35,
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I prefer the one on the left.
I love the hair
Both good!
One on the right maybe needs shiny blackness though :)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:40,
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I really like the both of them
but I love how the ones you do in the style on the right seem to have apparent outlined for the legs and arms. It's a lovely effect.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:41,
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yeah, s'good that innit?
i've done a couple like that that look cool
and it's good for me as it takes less effort :)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:42,
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and it's good for me as it takes less effort :)
there are seams in the source
but they are also fishnet, so i got scared
edit: i tried seams, but they look shit. bah
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:47,
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edit: i tried seams, but they look shit. bah
I had to buy condoms in a Belgian night shop
I did giggle a bit
but then I bought weed off the street in French and I'm very proud of that :)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:00,
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but then I bought weed off the street in French and I'm very proud of that :)
they don't call an eighth an eighth in france
they don't, why not?
they have the metric system, they have got soapbar, but they call it 'le soapbar'
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:07,
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they have the metric system, they have got soapbar, but they call it 'le soapbar'
Haha, what a coincidence
I'm currently downloading PF as the missus hasn't seen it and she doesn't get any of my pop culture references. Also, based on the above, I'm adding Jaws to the list as well.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:25,
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Needs more Betty Page
She was the worst dancer ever, but boy I'd shag the arse off of her (back then obviously, now there is a good chance the arse would come off in the first couple of thrusts)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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yes, this demonstrates how the modern police force is embracing diversity
of course, they'll still receive a good kicking later, for old times sake
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:42,
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for 1000 pounds I'll let you buy me dinner too.
Fletch: You fellas wanna read me my rights?
Detective #2: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
Fletch: I'll waive my rights.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:18,
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Detective #2: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
Fletch: I'll waive my rights.
I shall add it to my lovefilm list!
I've got Hellboy II out right now.
The lovely people at lovefilm sent it to me straight after Hellboy I! :D
Edit: Added.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:22,
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The lovely people at lovefilm sent it to me straight after Hellboy I! :D
Edit: Added.
Fine, but they're covered in honey so you'll get your ladyparts sticky.
With honey, among other things.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:36,
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I just had two packets of crisps, too.
And I have a bloody lovely cup of tea.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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I love me at the moment.
The evening went from DENIED on the weed front to, a mate turning up at the front door with WIN then her fucking off to a party and me left with my coconut chocolate macadamias and a rather poorly rolled joint.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:39,
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i can't eat
anything much more solid than soup, plus i just gave up smoking and this nicotine gum is nasty shit. IF A CERTAIN PERSON IS READING THIS, I TOLD YOU I'D STOP AGAIN AFTER THE WEEKEND.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:42,
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Can you eat pastini?
I could eat that with parmesan and never get bored of it, god knows why really.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:46,
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i try to avoid starch
as it makes me bloaty and sore. lots of soup seems to be working, i'm just glad i like it.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:50,
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haven't seen fletch since i was a kid
if i pay extra, can i cover your bollocks in marmite and film a goat licking it off?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:20,
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whoa now, you're moving too fast for me.
can't we just start with nutella?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:22,
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we could
but that won't leave us much time for the essential oils and the tuning fork
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:24,
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essential oils?
you mean I've graduated from beef dripping? Please try not to make direct contact with my prostate. kthx.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:28,
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you haven't graduated
i've just run out of dripping. don't think for one minute that this means you'll receive preferential treatment, you'll still bend over and take what i have to give, take it like a man.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:32,
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anyone who wants to join the police
is a power-hungry cunt with low self-esteem, who was probably picked on in school.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:30,
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Every single thing you say is always right!
How do you do that I wonder.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:38,
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good, not god
i'm an atheist. i do not fear your grey skull, for my nickname as a child(due to a tragic haircut) was he-man.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:52,
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is it true that the Russian Poliz have bears instead of batons?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:19,
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tum tee tum
EDIT: my hummus i drying up, college is using it all (and stress too)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:26,
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EDIT: my hummus i drying up, college is using it all (and stress too)
take that budgiree back t'pet shop
..you've been ripped orf......on the other hand...it's nice-keep it:)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:30,
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:((((((((((((((((
i'm going to go give myself papercuts with my david icke books now :(
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:49,
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FFS
I wondered why my ignore button wasn't doing its job and I could see his posts again.
What you just said gave it away, the real Catnipppppp doesn't do humour :)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:22,
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What you just said gave it away, the real Catnipppppp doesn't do humour :)
I tried telling him that, but conspiracists have neither a sense of humour or the ability to listen to others. :)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:28,
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hehe
i need to replace my profile pic with my new and improved hat :D
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:29,
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bears don't dig on dancing
as this video proves www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wLHVjOos8Y
.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:57,
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.
so how are you today?
.--. .-.. . .- ... . / .... . .-.. .--. / -- . --..-- / .. .----. -- / - .-. .- .--. .--. . -.. / .. -. / - .... . / -... --- -.. -.-- / --- ..-. / .- / -.-. .-. .- --.. -.-- / .--. .... --- - --- ... .... --- .--. / --. ..- -.--
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:02,
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.--. .-.. . .- ... . / .... . .-.. .--. / -- . --..-- / .. .----. -- / - .-. .- .--. .--. . -.. / .. -. / - .... . / -... --- -.. -.-- / --- ..-. / .- / -.-. .-. .- --.. -.-- / .--. .... --- - --- ... .... --- .--. / --. ..- -.--
I'll help you, but first you'll have to grab this strange object tightly
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:04,
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Quick, claim you're not anti-bearist despite the fact you deny all previous bear cruelty and death and depict all bears as evil.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:02,
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the holocaust was a series of mass suicides
led by rabbi ishmael
... --- ...
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:20,
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... --- ...
"Those crazy bastards punched their own ticket on a slow train to hell.
I sucked in the last breath of silk cut and finished my work for the day."
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:33,
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Human descent swears by the healing brush
i used that, clone, and paint brush set to colour (color)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:42,
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this is true
the chicken is descended from the tyranosaurus rex. science says so.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:47,
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speaking of eating things...
i've just been given a "usb memory card" but the bastard thing is write protected, how do i undo this to use it? :D
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:53,
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For USB
there may be a small switch type thing on it somewhere.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:55,
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nope
its just got a hole in the end - its supposed to be a "free advice" usb memory stick thing... great
edit : shining a bright light.... there is nothing in the hole
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:58,
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edit : shining a bright light.... there is nothing in the hole
Can't think of anything then.
Are you sure it's meant to be writable? (Since it's a "free advice" thing)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:41,
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not a clue.
contrary to popular belief, i'm a technological retard. i didn't play with my gamecube for 3 weeks because i didn't know which wires went where.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:57,
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It would have been funnier if you typo'd that link
Did you see this earlier?
photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs018.snc1/3006_190789730044_586520044_6770387_6772574_n.jpg
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:26,
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photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs018.snc1/3006_190789730044_586520044_6770387_6772574_n.jpg
The're the healthy rivals to the fast-food dogs!
Hopefully this means war.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:31,
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she's had that snout grafted on
because it can take twice as much cocaine as her old nose
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:30,
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hahaha......you've made a pigs ear of....sorry no you've not
...the perfect makeover:)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:52,
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her hair is made of turbo black pudding slices!
she's friendly and she goes well with fried eggs!
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21,
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"...the budget cuts in the popular cartoon series 'South Park' were becoming evident"
:D
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:22,
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do that thing with the thing
you know, the one where you pull it
.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20,
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.
And he's a total dick.
I saw him in Bowling for Columbine.
Nice pic though.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:14,
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Nice pic though.
I make a point of only interviewing people suffering from mental illness
when I want to make a documentary.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:18,
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Bonus is...
When they want ask for the money, you can say "I already paid you, don't you remember?"
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20,
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In fairness I think that was before he was diagnosed with alzheimer's.
He's still no Adam Curtis though.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21,
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I saw him in Planet of the Apes
He nobbed a monkey, and he liked it.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17,
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Dang it
why didn't i put an ape in the crowd, would have been so good.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:19,
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.
*narrows eyes*
look, just because i'm susceptible to almost any man, that doesn't mean i'll put up with punnage like that. you're on thin ice...
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:49,
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And the connection, other than the casting, between the two is...?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17,
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Have you read the bible lately?
There's guns everywhere. My favourite bit is where Jesus pops a cap in Judas's ass.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21,
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The connection is that in movie
moses had this big honkin walking cane he would hold up, and it was then that the superhero called god would give him cool powers like parting the red sea, then when the egyptoids tried driving through after the jews, moses lowered the cane, the power stopped, and pharoah soup.
So the gun is the new power, pop a cap in your arse.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:32,
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So the gun is the new power, pop a cap in your arse.
.
Ah, this would be from that new imprint of the Bible
The King Jimmy-I'm-Really-Fucked-Up-On-Hallucinogens version, yes?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:35,
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Arms are important, or your hands would just fall on the floor
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17,
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open the door, get on the floor
everything needs more dinosaur
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:34,
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fuck!
i'm going to have that song in my head all night now, along with an image of bob hoskins dancing with big bertha, the bouncer at the boom boom bar.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:38,
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I'm pretty sure he's been dead for a while...
or has he been moved upstairs to the Illuminati Rifle Association?
Who knows?
Whhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:18,
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Who knows?
Whhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Is that the Real Illuminati Rifle Association or the Provisional Illuminati Rifle Association?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23,
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Wow
Thanks for the heads up. I'd never have known that.
*click*
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:19,
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*click*
and god said unto moses "come forth"
but he came fifth and won a rubber duck.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20,
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i don't know which i find funnier;
your trolling of b3ta, this article labelling you anti-semitic or this one claiming you have been added to the
mossad hitlist :D
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:24,
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mossad hitlist :D
anti-semitic?
can't a man just make endless pictures depicting jews as big bad monsters and not be considered anti-semitic? what's the world coming to? I blame some unseen force I heard about on the internet.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28,
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He's not anti-semitic.
Didn't you know those numbers written on people's arms are just early tesco clubcards?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28,
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reading that
makes me want to be jewish, just to piss him off.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:32,
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great idea
perhaps mr toasty could make next weeks draw off have a jewish theme
*damnit forgets catnipppppppp is prolly not dees anyways & never enters the compos here :P
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:37,
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*damnit forgets catnipppppppp is prolly not dees anyways & never enters the compos here :P
note.
In my art, you will occasionally see a 'Z' symbol over a star of David. This simply represents the political movement called Zionism which has co-opted Judaism and uses it as a shield to hide behind. I and rense.com are PRO-Jewish, but extremely ANTI-Zionist. Those who attempt to smear my art as 'anti-semitic' are fools and frauds. The unspeakable, hideous genocidal acts of Zionism and the geopolitical social and economic deception and deceit it uses to con and dupe the masses shall be exposed. I also support organizations like Jews Against Zionism as you can see in my archives. If you have any sincere questions about Zionism and related issues, by all means read the material at any Jews Against Zionism internet site and the archives at rense.com.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:45,
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.
I think the first ADL is funnier
It has more pictures and less annoying words like "assassination" in the same sentence as my name.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:39,
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if the weather gets nice again
I'd really appreciate the right to bare arms.
Hmmm maybe there is a link there between God, the weather and T-shirts....
*tinfoil* (under the chin on a deckchair)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:38,
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Hmmm maybe there is a link there between God, the weather and T-shirts....
*tinfoil* (under the chin on a deckchair)
I love the border-line homoerotic light in which you portray your hero figures in your images.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:31,
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did they send in all the horses?
they have no opposable thumbs!
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:53,
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Monitor this you fascist bastards.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8020039.stm - am it 1980s Eastern Germany time?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:47,
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8020039.stm - am it 1980s Eastern Germany time?
monitoring internet use???
how the hell is a girl meant to make a living in the german dungeon porn business when people keep monitoring me?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:50,
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Doesn't bother ME that much - I'm not black or a Muslim.
I'm just worried it'll affect my download speeds.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:51,
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you can download speed?
finally! i can get rid of my skanky dealer!
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:53,
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Uniform standards were relaxed
I was going to make it loop properly, but I'm
tired and life's too short. You wouldn't care.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53,
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tired and life's too short. You wouldn't care.
I'm not old,
I'm mearly more experienced.
And everyone from sexy ladies to potential employers are looking for experience.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02,
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And everyone from sexy ladies to potential employers are looking for experience.
happy having the foresight to sign up to a website day ;)
be here more. I insist.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:01,
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I am trying
haven't you seen the almost double figure amount of posts I've made the last couple of weeks?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02,
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I've spotted you delurk a few times
but I never know who's being a childish cunt and not speaking to me from day to day ;)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03,
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i always speak to you
i'll speak to anyone who might inadvertently say something kinky ;)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06,
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Hey I'm the B3ta slut
I shall not be out slutted!
Quick to the pussy wagon.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26,
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Quick to the pussy wagon.
well, bury me in a y-shaped coffin!
don't give me your sluttier-than-thou routine! compared to me, you're practically frigid!
*prepares for a slut-off*
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:31,
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*prepares for a slut-off*
What was that?
Sorry I was busy seeing to the entire cast of the Golden girls.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:38,
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pah!
some of us can multitask! i'm pleasuring the entire cast of H.M.S Pinafore and their audience, all while i'm talking to you!
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40,
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*wipes mouth*
why, thank you!
*dribbles suspicious white substance*
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:52,
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*dribbles suspicious white substance*
Oh nothing to worry about.
I'll be offending the pious and pompous for a long time to come ;)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11,
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Just cos it was your candle day a few days ago doesnt mean you can get angry at other peoples needless day
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:04,
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I'm not angry.
Is that not an accurate description?
I thought it was quite witty ( when Mictoboy or Mongy ( I forget which ) said it before I stole it )
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:05,
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I thought it was quite witty ( when Mictoboy or Mongy ( I forget which ) said it before I stole it )
If they didnt have a candle you'd probably moan at them for being a cheapskate :P
:D
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06,
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I've never said a word to anyone not donating.
In fact i don't encourage it, especially if you are me and get banned ;)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11,
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You better believe it buddy
I'm importing pomaid from the good old US of A, other hair care products are available.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03,
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As seen in such badges as the "Sexy B3tans with snacks in their mouths club"
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09,
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That doesn't look like pom no matter how much I look at it.
I also don't want to know what it's comprised off in that case.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09,
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No
that was just a one time deal, it was an accident. I didn't know that it was a german bukkake fest I was walking into, I thought it was a wine bar.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:14,
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How could you even make the mistake?
You're not supposed to spit at a german bukkake fest for one!
Has confused wine bar with wine tasting again
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:15,
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Has confused wine bar with wine tasting again
i just bought socks like that
they're the only pair i own.
i don't like socks much.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:55,
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i don't like socks much.
yes
but he's got more of a reason to like them.
you know, having a cock and all.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56,
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you know, having a cock and all.
nice anim
for some reason. .. I get the image of the krankies above those legs, but doesn't seem to work...
(steals bandwidth...)
its a bit shit tho
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:04,
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(steals bandwidth...)
its a bit shit tho
I don't care what anyone says about GM foods, these new apples are fucking ace
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