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# oink
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# cor ello mugatu
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# ello ello ello!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# PIG

/edit: o hai mugatu!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# HAI MEDIOCRE
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# How are you doing?
Haven't seen you here in yonks
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Feed em to tha pigs 'arold
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# through bone like butter! :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# whots going on here?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# nothing to see here - move along
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# you can get oinkment for that
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# *snort*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# class.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# hahah
brilliantly weird! :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I CANNOT STUDY WITH ALL THIS NOISE






All done in MS Paint lol
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# i couldn't study knowing that poster was crooked
woo to the pic btw!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I've had "scooby dooby dooby dooby" in my head for days now thanks to you.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# You're welcome
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# this ^
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# the keyboard player in the first pic
looks like simon peggs mate - dunno his name though
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# He does look a bit like Nick Frost.
Woo for the pic :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
loved your scooby doo thing btw! :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# What scooby doo thing?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# CHeck the newsletter
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Aha, I like.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I liked your Scooby Doo theme song. I showed it to people. They also liked it.
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# haha nice
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hehe
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha i just found this
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# haha, I wonder if that's a typical conspiracy theorist's upbringing
In his avatar is he wearing a cape?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# It would have been great if he'd won David Davis' flounce-election last year
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Miss Great Britain Party, 5th. Hahahaha :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# That was the one that made you laugh?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# They all make me laugh :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# pffffft :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Haha.
Careful, he's a moderator.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Haha, I found that earlier - it's a gem of a find...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# how much of that do you think he believes?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# All of it and the rest
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# oh, plenty of it :)
I just like the start of the second paragraph, relating back to the first... 'This is just a bit of background'.

Ooooh, just scrolled down to see Dave Dees; Dozy, Freaky, Thick and Kitcsh at it again. What larks.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# are those three of the 7 dwarves? i can never remember all of them
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# They did Xanadu didn't they?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# If he actually is related to several european houses then we can at least hope that next time he cuts himself he'll bleed to death.
Hoorah for inbreeding!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# But can you sell me a 'cracker tracker mortgage', Mr. Benton?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Reminds me of my Chrismas party. :)

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# nice tiepants!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I love the bauble
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# My little girl made it.
She'll be pleased.
:D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Has Barry Gibb been cloning himself again?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
I really need to go and watch that Big Train sketch now....
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# That's a goodun.
Might go and dust off the dvd myself, wouldn't mind seeing the Chairman Mao/Virginia Plain sketch.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaha.
That and the Let's make this Precious/Frankenstein one are amazing.

Pisses all over those music finales Not the 9 o'clock news used to do.

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I dream of this sometimes
It's awesome!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I can't work with my cock being so hard
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Crocodile Hunter
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# haha!!

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# God Bless Stevey :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hehe
Top shop
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# jumpin' jiminy's mate! :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast time!!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# This is great!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# The Illuminati had him killed off because he was getting close to the truth!
Now it all makes sense!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# This reminds me of 'V'
...you wanna hope Kenneth Johnson's lawyers don't see that picture
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# he has come back from the dead to warn us
woo :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Wow, i totally take my lovely laptop for granted
The board is a scary place on a phone, i'm just going to stay in this thread/post.

Edit: so, um, how y'all doin'?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha, it looks crap on a phone
I've ordered my laptop, a dell

how are you?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Also, it's a worrying amount to load
I'm fine, just in a pub in town with the boyfriend and inlaws. Not really my sorta music but ok to pass the time.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# awwww *hug*
That is why I added the unlimited internet access to my contract.

Is it emo goth midget rock?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahah, maybe
It's great music, i just go rapidly off bands when all they can do is growl/scream.

I have a limited but generous data package, just not sure of the limits.

Whoops, wrong place to reply, nvm you get what i meant ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ah, cat music :)
Just been cooking and now i am eating it and then some cheese eating :)

Go to sleep, I know I am, don't want to though
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Right, i'm off to track down a mate next door
I couldn't have her coming in this section on my conscious!
Chat to you later sir
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# chat to you later honey :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Weeellll
Seems like I'll be going to the bash after all.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# uppercut that fucker!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# PUNCH DAT PENIS
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Is this that Hatton fight?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# did he get the snot punched out of him?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Knocked out in the second round.
According to someone on /talk the way he fell down looked like he'd died.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Sweet.
Glad I didn't stay up till 4 for that.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# HAHA!!!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# It's already lasted longer.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# get yer cocks out!

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Brown spunk!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Brunk
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Brown and Blunketts love child.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# imagine the creation process
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# !!
haha ewwww




.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# *resists shouting COCKROCKET*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# this makes me giggle
way more than it's reasonable
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# (something about chutney)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# (something about ferrets)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# what?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA!
Box that girthy unit
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hehehe
I'm off to cook foods :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# haha

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# phwoor
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# haha christ!
all in the name of Science!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Science!
what's not to love about it?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Pen and pencil drawing on did on Friday


Edit: It is an illustration for some thing I am working on
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# YOUNG STAG!
YOUR ANTLERS WILL GROW SOON, DON'T WORRY!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Not if I shoot it and eat it
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# NO BAMBI! :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Please tell me it isn't true Bambi, did you do a video nasty?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# BANGBI AND THUMPXXX
STEAMING UNCENSORED HARDCORE ACTION
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Yes, it's true. I was no longer the lovable fawn...
Bambi goes crazy-A bonkers with a drill and sex
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# How much are you selling it for?
A Buck? LOL!

Woo sir :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# As long as it not near my car and is dead and on my plate, I do not care
Thanks sir :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# samurai stag regards me with contempt
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# All deers are snobs :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# What a smug-looking deer
Like it's just had a really good poot that's made everyone complain.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# As I said :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That sig doesn't say Earl Otterby
who are you stealing this from? ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# SAA09
Apparently.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Senior Archanids Associaition
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Damn, found out
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# It me real name :), can't tag it with me b3ta name now, can I :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Your name is SAA09?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Yes indeed it is
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Or SAH09 maybe if I look closely and squint.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# You got there in the end :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# nice! :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# nicely drawn
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# thats ace sir!
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# not as good as catnipppp's but ..hey:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# not as good?
it's a fuckload better
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# ^ this.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Haha, top stuff.
Woo
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# This is super :)
The sad thing about that is that Catnipppp probably gets the highest average replies of anyone, even though he's almost universally hated.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# come now, i can think of at least 3 people more hated off the top of my head.
people find them less fun to shout at though.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Who are these three of which you speak of?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# thats wouldn't be very gentlemenly of me would it?
anyway i like pretty much everyone
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Not if you gazed to me
even me?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# He's trying to avoid saying one of them is you.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Me sir, why sir?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I was kidding, just playing about.
jeez look at the size of those muscles
Hey, you're alright... Let me buy you a drink.
Don't hurt me.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Shit you can see me
Yes, it has been commented on before that I am built like a brick shit house :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# i think it was "a shit brick-house" but what ever man
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# oooooooooh bitch
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# áéíóúóéáíáýóá
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# are you summoning Zalgo?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It was my attempt at spambot.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# that makes more sense
i thought you were singing "old macdonald had a farm"*



*joke property of Prodigy69 inc.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# That's the way b3ta works.
The highest number of replies are reserved for spambots that aren't even real people likely to read the replies.

It is somehow important to make animated gifs of people touching ham to post in reply to those though.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ^
though its not as bad as last year when you used to get 30 odd 50kb pictures crying "BIGGAH" in response to a 90kb pictures. that was just stupid
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# It's fun being in a gang.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# why isn't he banned?
looks like we can post antisemitic videos now

yay!!

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# YES
yes
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woo :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# fffffffuuuuuuu
that's a cracking bit of work

and it's headed STRAIGHT FOR US!!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*

thats the noise your snorf-wasp makes
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Does it sting?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Reasons why this is better than Catnippp:
1. it reminds me more of Mutated Monty than Catnippp
2. 1000% less tinfoil hat bullshit
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn
run for the hills!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Ruun for your lii-i-ives!!!
*air guitars*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# haha
this is a work of awesomeness

*glee*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# All about the win this image
don't put yourself down, you have the talant :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# The son of a bitch makes my earth itch !
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I went to Bamboozle yesterday...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Littering is bad.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Well the place was clean in the morning...
x]
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Relax
they're all leaflets about saving the planet, so it's ok.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Isn't bamboozle the teletext quiz on Channel 4?
Nice photo.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I...don't know.
We don't have teletext over here. It was a concert. :]
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Any bands I'd have heard of?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Ummmmm...
I don't know.

Lineup here.
We only went yesterday, it was the better day. But we left before Fall Out Boy, because they suck. x]
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# HAM GOING DOWN DOWN LOO EE OO EE OO RAAA
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I've just had a look at the lineup.
You poor buggers. Gwar are good fun though.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Gwar were pretty good.
I had my camera, though, so we didn't get to go up front because I didn't want it to get broken. I think they may be better suited to a smaller venue, though. And they didn't spray the crowd with fake blood and fake semen.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Bah.
That's the whole point. We got vomit too.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahah
I know, I was dissapointed.
If they ever come to a small venue here, I'll definitely go see them.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Gwar, Gavin Rossdale, No Doubt
and Bo Burnham? How rare!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Of those what you said.
I only saw Gwar. XD

The list of who we saw was: Bloodhound Gang, The Cab, Cartel, Third Eye Blind, Young Love, Gwar, Parkway Drive, This Condition, Wicker Hollow, Shwayze, Mickey Avalon, and part of a set by some band called Edna's Goldfish.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hah, did you manage to see the Bloodhound Gang?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Yepp.
We just stayed to hear The Bad Touch, though. x]
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *glares*
bloodhound gang used to rule
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Not sure about the line up, but some good band names
Care Bears on fire.
Yak Ballz.
Lady Radiator.
Rotten Cotton and the Front Bottoms.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I haven't played that in years! Is it still on there?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Last time I checked :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# ^this
I wish teletext worked on my TV :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Teletext looks better
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :p
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# What happened there?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Teletext happened there
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Looks unhealthy
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# A festival.
XD
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# This is the Voice of the Mysterons....
Okay, so I was shooping the McCann's advert for their Oprah advert, it was only going to be a basic addition to the text, but then I looked at Gerry McCann's face and I realised that he reminded me of a famous TV baddie (and worringly, said baddie's head shooped onto Gerry's with little to no effort...coincidence?)

Enjoy

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# This is amazing.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Captain Black!
GETTIM SCARLET!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# they're making an opera about it?....sheez ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Jeff Stelling ain't a baddie
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I wonder....
if they will jump up and down on her couch and rave about how much they love the money they've scammed from the public.

Also I apologise, I should have put in some strings. My bad....updated version HERE:

img245.imageshack.us/img245/2927/mysterons.jpg
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# .
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I have a pandemic right here in my pants
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Is it bad that I imagined you flying to your feet, ripping off your trousers to reveal a gold posing pouch and then start dancing suggestively?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I would like to ammend that to suggestively AND engergetically.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# No, that's not bad.

Not far from the truth either.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# just go and shag her
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I hope you don't mean me.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Unless you want him to
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Yawn. No one cares.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Nice syringe snake though.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# No kettle man in its eyeballs though.
Wasted opportunity there.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I don't care that you don't care
because I don't post for you to care, yawn, thought you would like the snake.
.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# It's a nice snake. I said it was a nice snake.
I typed it and everything. I even replyed to myself in order to further highlight the fact it is a nice snake.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# But you're crazy and headwrong and insist on trying to feed us messages that no rational person agrees with.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# b3ta = rational?
.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# So you're deliberately trying to target irrational people with your messages?
That says a lot for the strength of your arguments.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I am not arguing am I....?
I said i post for the wacky art, that is all.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Then stop posting the fucking ludicrous,
ill conceived and downright wrong videos underneath them!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ...and that is clearly a lie.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# *bookmarked*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# .
*bookmarked*


my wish would be to post the art and have people think it is funny and insane and well done. But, I constantly am dragged into insulting arguments because people don't consider the art, but only my political views. And then i have to decide if i should defend myself or be silent.

and by the way, you are a big critic of mine, I back anything i say with links and research, you never offer any scientific evidence for anything you ever yell about. All your types talk about logic and never offer any proof.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# you've been told on numerous occasions.
This is the image board. For images. We have a links board. If you are determined to peddle your shit on b3ta then do it on the board fit for that purpose and stop trolling this board and annoying the community.

Post your pictures and fuck off if you are not interested in anything other than using all of your old portfolio as a medium for your main agenda which is to display your mental health problems with the shit you believe.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# .
Yes, you are right, I have been accompanying my art with silly links, and now i will see that error. You have written it this time in a way that i finally get it. An image site. Never looked at it that way, with all the conversations happening.

By the way, there are many who write me on b3ta that agree with me, but never post that because of the wolf pack that would attack them too. But, as you say, it is a place for only images. And now i am changing my approach, thanks.

And one of my friends on b3ta wrote me immediately when you posted the note i sent you about Rife tech, at first I was shocked, in the middle of of all our hatred for each other i still consider you a friend, silly me, and by the way, you are the only b3ta i ever say such a stupid thing to, I have zero idea why, as i find most things about you and your viewpoints trite and mind controlled, and you feel the same about me i am sure, but i felt betrayed you would post my personal message about how the rife machine once again has helped me and then have a good laugh saying that it is all crap. Then, I said, that is great, and even extremely funny in a sick way, and i laughed too. I had thought about posting the letter you wrote describing your great family, nice cars, and land you own, not too humble I suppose, but i declined, that is a mean thing to do. And I have never found a wife and i have no kids, only cats, and i am older than you, and i am constantly trying to pay all my bills and cover rent, and i live in an apartment. But then again, I used to make a whole of money in advertising, if money was my dream, no doubt I would have more than most, instead, i have a bunch of poorly assembled photo hack jobs, and only two cats now, because the third, this week, had a desire to crop the freeway. HAHHAHa.
d
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# that's because long ago I realised b3ta wasn't the place for changing the world
and please read the SCIENTIFIC links and articles I have both gazzed you with, and replied to your posts in the past. re: Chemtrails - you have a short memory

and also read the gaz just sent in reply to this.

and quit the baiting. I'm not the one posting anti-semitic bullshit here as an accompaniment to pictures - It really isn't needed if you want the artwork to be judged on it's own merits.

Let's face it, in linking these videos, you're here for baiting people, and for self indulgence, it certainly isn't for comment on the pictures.

and thanks for the generalisation of 'my type' - nice to see you can be objective in your approach
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# He's not saying he doubts your fondness towards the snake
He's say he knew when he posted it that you'd like the snake in particular. It's a conspiracy.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# you have me all wrong
I could give a flip if you believe my politics really, I just think the art is rather wacky and deserves a look.
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Then stop linking us to the crazy and just show us the pretty pictures.
You'd get a much better response here.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Liar.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# thats the right attitude to have
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# and you post the link because...
?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# so you're posting work of someone else?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# yes, is that a problem?
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# yes it is

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Yes.
This forum is for your own work. It's clearly stated in the faq. If you want to popularize (i.e. spam) someone else's work do it on the links board you worthless cunt.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hey I can post my work if i want to.
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# So is it your work or not?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# What do you think?
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I think
what the government tell me to think. Obviously.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# You could post YOUR OWN work
but as you just said, you're posting someone elses.

That, you cannot do.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# he's clearly mentally handicapped in some way
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# no, in EVERY way
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I didn't say i posted someone's elses work,
I said yes is that a problem. A big difference.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# You said yes in response to the question "so you're posting work of someone else?"
No difference.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Big Difference
I agreed with his abusive remark about me posting someone elses art, but i never said that I am doing that! No one can reach prodigy, he has been on this kick that it is not my art since the beginning, guess that is his little angle on life.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# *blinks repeatedly at the computer screen*
wait... what?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# When you agree with a statement, that means you're accepting the point that it makes.
So you admitted posting other people's work.
Although I personally still assume it is your own work, for all the good that does you.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# No, you thick, thick imbecile.
The question "so you're posting someone else's work?"

The reply: "yes, is that a problem?"

Answering yes says you're posting someone elses work. To deny that accusation, the common phrase is "no" and not "yes" like it is in conspiracy land which you seem to frequent much too often as it has addled your brain.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# you're fake...it's just that simple

so you can come hear and spout all these paranoid antisemitic conspiracy theories and I can't do the same about you?

My conspiracy is...
you're a fake, it's not your work you are posting, it's some guy called dave dees and you are his #1 fanboy.

I don't care if anyone else believes it or not, but it's what I believe in.

the truth is out there..make it so #1.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Conspiracy theory #1
You are some kind of paranoid shut-in obviously, and if I am not Dees, prove it! email me and see if i respond. [email protected]
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Yes, because Hotmail accounts are nutoriously difficult to obtain..
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Why should he prove it?
Proof doesn't seem to be important to these discussions that take up half the fucking board. As long as he has a paranoid suspicion and some dodgy youtube link, well, he can prove anything! Or do you not approve of someone using your own method?

As far as I can tell, you have one rule for yourself and call others stupid for not following something completely different. Your technique of convincing people is laughable to the point of pastiche, and your humour isn't funny. Cursing at people and spreading slander is not funny, nor is your hypocritical "truth".

I'm a lurker, but I'm getting so tired of this whole thing.

Grow up.

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# what's up..can't you handle some "paranoid shut in" playing your own game?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# But we have already seen it all
because you made it years ago and sold it to a mobile phone company.

Do something new.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# He said "thought" I would like the snake in a manner that implied I didn't like the snake.
But I do like the snake, I said I like the snake. I typed it and everything...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Why don't you like the snake?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# god, what a snake-hater
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I know, it is a lovely snake!
I just can't see why Mue hates it so much :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Terrible bullying :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Yes, you are a terrible bully!
It is a lovely snake :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Compo it!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# mind piss
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Oh God, the video is horrific.
What makes you think this pandemic is fake? Were all the flu pandemics which occurred in the past manufactured too?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Maybe it's not taking place on earth at all, but somewhere on Uranus
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# It's a soundstage in texas.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Urectum, you mean
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# The virus is easy to track, it is designed in a lab
watch the talking points on the news, they are given the script to read all together, yet in Mexico only 7 confirmed dead, and in America even less, more have died in Cheerleading accidents, yet now they are talking about losing all your freedoms and bringing in martial law.

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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Going through that bit by bit...
Only FOX News has 'talking points'

The number of dead has been wildly exaggerated to get viewers and sell newspapers.

I haven't heard anyone talking about martial law and it clearly wouldn't be accepted.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I live in England, no one has even mentioned martial law.
Hell, people are complaining that they're sending everyone a leaflet.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Now wouldn't that be a simpler way to infect the masses?
A simple contaminated leaflet to every home.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# or by virus bombing london?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'm not sure what's happening over there, but the worst the government here has done is commission adverts to use tissues when you sneeze or cough.
It doesn't look like it'll be a massive deadly pandemic as there have been in the past, but it's impossible to know that in the first few days or even weeks.
Particularly as you're looking for deaths against an already fairly decent baseline of deaths from 'standard' flu, with the same symptoms.
Even if it is only as deadly as more common strains, it's fairly likely it'll kill at least tens of thousands over the next few months and years if it spreads efficiently, unless we can vaccinate against it fairly swiftly.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# be sure to take the vaccination there porsche
It will protect you, and it is very safe.
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I doubt I'll need it if the strain stays so mild.
But if I were elderly or had an impaired immune system, I'd certainly go for a flu vaccine.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# oooooooohhhhhhh.......
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# apparently i pronounce aspartame differently to a lot of other people, though
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I say it more or less 'Asp are tame'
I'm not sure if I'm doing it right or not
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# So the diseases are a conspiracy
but the vaccinations are also a conspiracy?

Are they part of the same conspiracy, or different conspiracies?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# ^ haha
Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# my question about conspiracy theorists is why the never attach themselves to just one theory.

its almost as though you have to believe the whole set. i'll guarentee you icke believes that we didn't land on the moon and it was faked by the US government who are in league with the alien saurian race who have the technology to travel through space, and i'll bet you he doesn't see the glaring inconsistency
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I have to admit
that I love the moon landing hoax people. They are just so batshit crazy, it can't fail to be entertaining.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# i love the fact that due to a channel 4 documentry housewives across england now belive this shit
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I have never heard Icke talk about the moon landing at all
And when attaching yourself to a theory, use clothes pins, A stapler never works.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
ok, do you think we landed on the moon?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# yes
I think we eventually did.

And also have had a continuing space program that far exceeds what the public is told.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# interesting, what do you mean by 'eventually'?
i'd love to believe you're right about the space program, but sadly i think the space industry is as comatose as can be :(

gaz me a link to this, i'd be interested to hear about it
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# you'll love this
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# that doesn't convince me, though its an interesting interpretation
do you have anything on the space industry being more alive than we think?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# If they can already get humans into space, why not go to the moon?
The hardest bit is already done.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# AIDS is now realized to be race specific
Look at the number of blacks infected opposed to others, has to do with genetic markers or something like that, but whites have a hard time getting aids unless it is injected right into them, look at africa, holy christ, a huge percent are infected. But white rockstars who sleep with a ton of girls every tour are not affected?
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Wasn't the disease first isolated in the gay community of some American city?
I'm guessing most of them were white. It might have something to do with we can afford condoms over here.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# No, i think they were all black.
Just like Rock Hudson and Freddie Mercury.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I included that as being injected right into them. In the winker.
you would know about that more than most.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# what is that supposed to mean?
Edit: So? You don't want to explain yourself?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# He's calling you a chutney ferret
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Actually, I'm the chutney ferret.
Apparently.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Are you a chutney ferret?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I do like chutney, but I have a feeling that's not what the phrase means.
I've never ferreted in it before.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Are you a chutney ferret?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'm not a chutney ferret and I have nothing against chutney ferrets.

People can ferret about wherever they choose as far as I'm concerned.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I can count both chutney and ferrets among my best friends
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# This needs a Venn diagram
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# (chutney ( ( my best friends ) ) ferrets)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Its beauty is its simplicity
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Science, once more, saves the day!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# you're homophobic as well now?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# And how did you think it was being spread in Africa?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
the sign of a great argument, is when one side resorts to shouting, "Yeah... well you're a poof!"
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# He's sure got me on the ropes now
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING NUGGET


you're so fucking laughable
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# another full diaper from the infant.
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# be a dear
inform yourself before sprouting out stuff that you obviously don't understand

(btw, I think you are referring to the CCR5 mutation, which is prevalent [~10%] in Europe, possibly because of previous epidemics)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
#
You worthless fucking maggot.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Are you being serious?
Is it your birthday soon? If so, I think you should ask for someone to get you some fucking logic!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# "Has to do with genetic markers or something like that"
Well, I can't argue with science like that.

When you say whites have to have it injected right into them, is that a reference to anal sex?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Fuck man!
The governements have infected our anal sex and heroinses with AIDS :O
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# do you think that africans get AIDS by sneezing?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# No
vaccines are full of AIDS.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# The drugs we have aren't vaccinations.
Tamiflu and rsomethingorother are antivirals that have been used for ages.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I had a cheerleading accident once

They sent me to Cheerleading Hospital. Oh, what a merry time that was.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I would like to go there!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# LOL
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Give it up will you, no one cares
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# here have this video to watch
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I don't post anything for you to care
I post for the art itself, not the message.
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# So why post the message then?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Liar.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I don't think we'd mind if it was art.
Putting lots of copyrighted imagery into one blurry unprofessional mess is not art.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Putting lots of copyrighted imagery into one blurry unprofessional mess is called the Image Board
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Damn right brother!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# pfffft :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# the key word is 'blurry'
the use of filters, including gaussian blur, is frowned upon.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Not by me!
And as resident Lens Flare Ambassador, may I interest you in a ferrero rocher?

/edit: you'd have to use a gaussian blur to get a 'decent' shadow effect, like this though:
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Did you work on the new Star Trek film?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Yes, I was one of the stars
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I only asked, because of all the lens flare in it
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Heh,
I've never seen a star trek film in my life. Not entirely.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Well, you are spoiling us with this
ARGHHH HMY EYES! It's reflecting all over!

also, I really have no problem with filters as long as they are not the main feature
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'm sure I've used gaussian blur before.
Although I use motion blur and the rotational blur more often.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Filters are good when used properly.
A lot of stuff wouldn't be possible without them.

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Well the anti-semitism was bad enough...
But using Photoshop FILTERS? Burn him alive.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Not by me.
They're all tools.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I wouldn't even class it as a collage
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Sure you do.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# then I suggest the following subjects for your art
kittens
shark, helicopter, diver and importantly bridge
fluffy animals
rain
unicorns
old video games

in general, try to keep it funny. You know: jokes are better than technique.

kthxbai
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hey, I am offended that you insult my sense of humor
I ONLY post stuff that i think is funny, I don't laugh at every single piece i see on b3ta, but you don't see me complaining that it is not funny do you? If my piece is not funny to you, then move on, i like it.

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I said 'keep it funny', not 'funny in the approach'
David began creating and releasing an endless barrage of aggressive, and sometimes disturbing, photo-illustration images throughout the internet in an attempt to wake others up about the onslaught of the elite's power hungry world government plan of domination. Sarcastic to the extreme, funny in the approach, most times visually horrifying, this wild new style of illustration screams out our serious world crisis situation in a visual instant.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# yes
but not on b3ta, do you really think i care what all these geniuses really believe? If I wanted to have an audience to preach to, would i come here? Hell no, I can find tons of willing chemtrail enthusiasts on the net to talk endlessly in favor of the material. So b3ta is the laughs, and the goofy responses, that is all. If you don't like the art click ignore.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# so you admit that you take advantage of ignorant people?
www.b3ta.com/board/9416196

Also, your 'I post for the art, not the message' argument, flies out of the window. You are just a dangerous uninformed pathetic prick.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Fuck off
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# To be fair, he makes decent images.
He just douses them in crazy, sets fire to them and hurls them at us afterwards.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Anyone who posts holocaust denial links on this forum
will get a fuck off from me. I don't care if they're fucking Da Vinci.
www.b3ta.com/board/9414542
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Has he done that? Ouch.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# But don't worry, he's PRO-JEWISH!...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# no dave dees does..this twat doesn't
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I will tell Dave you said that, you are dead meat.
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I'm fucking trembling here
I'll gladly give you my fucking address
you can both come visit me
just so I can knock the living fuck
out the pair of ya.

pussies
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# tell dave he's a paranoid cunt when you see him next
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# "HELLLOooooo DAAaaaive, do you want to buy some pandemics?"
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I used to tolerate you,
but now you can just fuck right off you fat lump of pathetic antisemitic arsenugget!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# click ignore and stop soiling your diaper
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Why's your name Catnipppppppp, anyway?
Is there a conspiracy around catnip?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# how about you fuck off and die
you antisemitic paranoid cunt
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# crybaby
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(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# die already
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# No thanks
I'll just tell you to fuck off every single time you post an image, and I'll make certain everyone understands why I'm doing that.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# What she said^^^^
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# compo it
lovely picture, not sure on the science but nice picture.

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Have you been to the market in the city centre?
I'm now the proud owner of dry cured bacon, goats cheese and boar and venison salamis.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ooo i haven't yet, is it there tomorrow? i've got a stinking headache at the moment and its too bright outside
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I'm not sure but it might well be, Might say on the council website somewhere.
It's mostly the same kind of stalls as were there before Christmas, but worth a trip
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It should be

edit: Currywurst FTW
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# sweet, i'll get down there and stock up
my lunch today is going to consist of scililan lorvino ham and toasted stale bread with olive oil.

i have the best leftovers in town
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# My lunch was some homemade soda bread
with goats cheese and some of the venison salami.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Great syringey snake there mister
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha fantastic mod edit
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# ^ THIS!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# yes!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# See, this is exactly why I pity you and your fellow cultists.
You know what I wrote out a long response but then I realised whatever people tell you you just apply that broken logic filter you call a brain to it and

A. Make a straw man argument calling your opponent a sheep and

B. Post a load of unsubstantiaded bullshit and then not respond when people take your "logic" and point out how retarded it is.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Bloody Oxygen Thief.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I can't remember the last time I posted an image that wasn't one of those Martin Freeman .gifs.


EDIT: Replaced with a looping one :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# pffffffft
*clicks*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hehe!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I hope people think of this next time the advert's on.
I know I do.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha
I did this a little while ago
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# 'excessive' amount of porn eh?
I fixed a customer laptop this week. He had an external disk drive. 1TB total. 74G of downloaded movies, 550G of downloaded porn :) That he kept it wrapped in a towel was just a little amusing :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Anyone feel like a drink?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# "Rawlinson's Motto-
Omnes Blotto"
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yum
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# That'll clean out your insides
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# mmmmmmm polishy
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# OMG more photos uploaded :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# These are nice photos. The catchily-named DSC02324 especially.
You can put that quote on the box if you like.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Thank you
I need to rename that lot
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Oops
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha, good fucking god. How can you think that you look good like that
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Orange Boy scares me
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I find them funny :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# the tramps don't drink it, because they can't afford it!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Why is 4chan down?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# A study was released yesterday suggesting that racist paedophilia has lost its humour
They didn't see the point in keeping it open anymore.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Why not?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# it's a conspiracy
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Proof that even the NWO can be a force for good
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Or is 4chan part of NWO?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Now that's clever
Pose as socially inept overtly aggressive fat American teenage paedophile stoners with a penchant for the word "nigger" while secretly controlling the world.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Prove otherwise.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Prove... it's not clever?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Good, lets hope it stays that way
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Who cares?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Millions of people, sadly.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# The past internets, the 1990s want it back
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I do feel like a drink
And a shag. And maybe a fine cuban afterwards.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Wouldn't it be more efficient to shag some fine cuban rum?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Maybe so, but I've tried it and it's not as satisfying as it may sound
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# HOLY SHIT O_O
How do sir
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hello
just went to a museum with modern art, located at a three minutes walk from my house. It opened just yesterday. It was nice. I just hope there isn't going to be a problem with all these creepy looking-at-art people taking craps in my garden now.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# They will crap any where, just like cats
Those crazy kats!

I've been buy cheese :) mostly sheep cheese
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# You win at cheese
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Did some kid burn your neck?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Look, I don't live at a three minute walk from fucking France, okay!

;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I still say K3bab looks better with the beard.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Drag queens are fun. I got heckled by one who was mcing in a blackpool club once.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Hehehe
I am fresh out of llamas. Please give me their phone number.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# LOL! REDUX!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# oh ffs
daft fucker!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# :D
I was gonna make him into a Brighton style Queen, but I thought that may offend the science geeks ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# heheh
geeks rule ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# geeks SLIDE RULE....WOOF!!
you alright? your lack of belly button concerns me.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# i'm a bit sore
i get the staples out in a week. it's weird, i'm getting twinges in my belly button and it's not even there anymore!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I find the lack of a belly button rather odd
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# me too.
on the plus side, i can convince idiots that i'm a clone.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# do you have a tinfoil hat?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# not yet
but as soon as i go tinfoil shopping, i shall construct a tinfoil top hat.

EDIT: got company, gotta go. later, people!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Awww man!
I only have a tin foil trilby :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I only have a tinfoil bicorn :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# A Tinfoil Bike Horn?
Well that won't work very well will it!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *groan* stop pedalling these puns.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I'm growing tyred of all these puns
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# that was wheely bad
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# You spoke too soon....
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# b3ta seems to be a hub for pun makers
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# It is the world greatest
seat of learning for puns.

(handle)Bar none!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# keep going like that and I'll give you one up the bottom bracket!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# you're going to ride these for all they are worth aren't you
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I thought we wouldn't argue,
and instead we'd all just Raleigh around. Oh well, I guess I am for the Chopper.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Well stop steering me towards them!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Upset them please
I do enjoy watch them flounce at each other, almost as much a I enjoy watching Chinese people arguing
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I haven't flounced at another Scientist for ages.
Or if I have, I don't remember it.*
*disclaimer added in case someone spazzes back and finds incriminating evidence
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Another good one to watch is when academics start flouncing at each other
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft!
Have you seen Better off Ted? There are a couple of great scientists in that :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'd never even heard of it until now
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *handbags*
take that you mathematically uncooth scientist.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Eat calculator, you theoretical freak
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# learn perturbation analysis instead of setting things to zero simply because they are inconvenient!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Right, that's it. I'm going to beat you to within an inch of your life.
note that due to my various assumptions, primarily that you are spherical and composed purely of water, I calculate my error bars to be +-2 inches with a z-value of 2.
Best of luck.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Don't even think about it you swine,
or I'll differentiate you with respect to a variable you don't depend on!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I'm here to flounce and chew bubblegum.
And I'm all out of gum.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hello lovely
How are you?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# HA HA
you bastard :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Oh dear Redsushi, oh dear.
*laughs for far too long*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I just thought of an extra frame to add....
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahahahaha!
how about hawk wing and fire?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# That's just stupid!
:P
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ba-hahahaha
You've saved some credibility there, Sir!

:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Now, to do Stephen Hawkes.....
I AM THE MONG AND ONLY!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Aint no body I'd rather lack all control of
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# :D
Top-notch japes. You've made me laugh heartily in the middle of a work-tastic evening, so cheers.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# You are more than welcome sir :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# there was me thinking the anim was going to be him selling shoes...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Stephen Hawkings Football Boots?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hawkwind? needs more
*parp

^that's what SHE said
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Why is it always LOL in your replies?
*may contain lies
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ROFLMAO!
/ac ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# did you give up on shopping his head on to one of Hawkwind?
You daft bastard
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Speed required laziness ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I have more cheeses
mostly sheep cheeseseseseseseseseses :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Cor!
Lully cheese is lully!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I can't get enough of sheep cheese :D
Or the french goats cheese I got yesterday, I need to go to that cheese shop JPG was on about. A b3ta cheese shop bash :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Which one is that?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# this one
www.lafromagerie.co.uk/

I would never leave :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# TO THE TASTING CAFE!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Yes, we need to set up a bash :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# There was a market in the city centre today so I grabbed a goats cheese.
Along with some dried wild boar and venison sausages and some dry cured bacon.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Wild Boar is best of all the meats!
I can still remember the first time I ever had it. Best meal ever!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# It's like a salami.
I might put it in a tomato sauce and make some pasta for tea.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *hardcore jealouses*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Also, I'm just baking some soda bread to have the goats cheese with
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *puts on ignore*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I love wild boar and venison :D
You lucky sod :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# EWcomics 58 - Comebacks


Click for bigger (124 kb)

Based on actual comebacks
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Comebacks in your FACE
Yay!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# No, YOUR face.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# L'Oréal
in YOUR face.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# :D
Last frame is a classic
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] What's occuring?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Haaaaat!
Woo!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hey Nessa!
:D

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# :D Style!
Wish I hadn't missed that thread
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
#

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ANother one?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# mum took a bunch of pictures, I only ever uploaded two of them
or do you mean another tinfoil hat thread?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ah ok.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# This looks like a still from some bad BBC sitcom starring Victoria Wood and Lisa Tarbuck
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ZOMG!!! you have made the elementary mistake
of making it pyramid shaped - Illuminarti hat!

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Looks pretty fake to me
but not my field; I just take pictures

with that, i'm off, see you later lovely people:



(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Aww what a lovely cat
did it eat your arm afterwards?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# This picture is lovely
and gives me a damned good reason not to like you.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I would love to hate him
for his job and his life in general, but he is too fucking nice :(*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# :):):)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Haha
you big softy
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I'd like to see you pick up a Snow Leopard if you're so fucking hard ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Well, personally I'd try:
"hello cutie, may I stroke your pussy" but i suspect that would end badly.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Your right
I don't think Jahled would like to be called 'cutie'
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# poor pussycat
he cant roar

they have furry pads on their paws too so fluffy
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] smooth, optimised, colourmatched, seamless?
only one thing for it

post it on b3ta ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# hahah
woo! :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Nicely!
Is that Joey staggering towards him?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I thought that too :D
However, I think it is the queen....
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# supposed to be
yep ;)

edit: clearer in the bigger version [ which is fucking huge at mo :( ]
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha
I get it! *slaps forehead*

clicky
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Thought you might like this :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha
You know what's coming when you hear the whistle :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah I know,
fucking dumbarse Germans ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha excellent
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# amoebaboy
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# nice
wouldn't have reckognised unless you said though :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# i think
i made it to dark :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# still ace :)
my comment sounds too negative i know :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha
no i was just saying i think its to dark! :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Cor!
very nice!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# fank ya!
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Class
I'm sure amoebaboy will be immediately emailing that to his mum ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahahha
i'm sure he will! :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Ning fella!
I thought you were off to see the leopards today?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Oh yes!
Leaving very shortly, cameras and lens all packed :D

In fact just spoken to b3tard driver, ten minutes away :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Well have fun :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Is it a lemur without fur in a rusty trap?
hehe nicely done Jesse ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# lawdy!
superb
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ta muchly!
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# :D
thanks!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# yay !
tis a good likeness
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Cor
Meaty!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# 'ello
spazzy :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Bash venue update


(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Pond monster scat!
It will make a great mulch
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
*Phones food standards agency*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# have you seen the latest mexican alien pic?
Be interesting to hear what your monkey geek workmates make of it.
shadowboxent.brinkster.net/LEMUR/MexicoCreatureReport.html
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Bloody hell, I am sure that's a hoax
But regardless,have you posted it on the FT Message board?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Financial Times?
:D
I notice that he's disabled right click and save..he says the image is "tracked"..Is this some kind of code connected to the picture or is he just spouting technobollox to scare ignorant fools like me?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# well, I guess he might constantly search the web for it
it does sound like an attempt to scare people off what looks like a rather dull hoax.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Jaime Maussin is involved..
which sets my alarm bells ringing.Too many charletains involved in the paranormal to take any of it all that seriously.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Fortean Times I assume
rather than the premier UK Financial publication ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# It's hopalong cassidy :D
happy belated birthday ,clumsy oaf!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Cheers fucknugget :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ft = Fortean times
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# got doxens of 'em,
but I stopped buying it when its was bought by ummm john brown publishing..price and bullshit adverts went up,number of decent articles went down.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Right, the magazine is a bit *meh*
But the forum is still quite good
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It's
just chicken in a can
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# ha! apparently that image is 'tracked'


(in other words, right-click is disabled, and some sort of wizardry prevents you getting the html source...)

edit : that was just a screen-shot, but :

shadowboxent.brinkster.net/LEMUR/MexicoDemon.jpg
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# http://www.b3tards.com/u/3769e8f395ef79a7cc21/untracked_thumb.png


_?_
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# what?
that's the link to the screengrab I uploaded to b3tards, yes.

the other is the link that the page author is trying to obscure.

I'm mildly sympathetic to people's desire to keep people from re-using their images, but it is a futile effort.

If you let my computer connect to the server where the image is, and show it on my screen, then I have the image.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# And that kids is why God invented Print Screen ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# or OSX's Grab program, which is superior in action, but produces annoying tiff files.
which is what Imagemagick invented convert for...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Yeah, but to get that,
you have to spend a lot more on your computer than a simple PC ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# kde 3.5 had a great screen cap program.
free os, cheap pc, and can wipe a mac's arse with a vista license.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# apart from it being
extremely basic until you give it emulation to run windows programs.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *yawns*
I use a macbookpro that I bring to work, and switch between using that and the box running XP, which can connect to the various servers and clusters at work which run linux (or perhaps solaris).

all operating systems have their uses, none are rubbish, none are the best. :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# No actually KDE is pretty rubbish
If you must use Linux then you either want Debian for stability or Ubuntu for cutting edge new features.

As for Macbook pro. Had one of thos for quite some time now. It's been in a closet, unused for over 6 months.

There is always going to be a best OS for an individual. And right now for me that's Win 7 RC1.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# true enough - everyone finds an OS that gets enough features 'right' for them
I do find using XP like having one hand tied behind my back, but from what little I've seen of vista, it looks much better, and I guess 7 will be slightly more so.

I should really make use of boot camp one day...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I hate Vista.
I don't get it :(

BRING BACK WINDOWS 95!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# or select and control c
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Or simply tear the image out of the web page!

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# aye
but you need to find the edge, and to do that you'll need a level 5 spatula of anti-icke
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# A man named Bob Mulberrry invented the print screen function
how's your sister's foot?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Oh, cheers.
Not worried about my foot you cunt ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I don't give a tinker's toss about your foot
Your sister's delicate tootsies are my number one concern right now.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Pfft!
She is ok. Still in pain, but she can walk.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :( This makes me very sad. I wish her all the best.
Will you bake her a cake for me?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Fuck off pervert :P
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# :(:(:(:(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# or people who can read source code
;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# strangely enough, show source shows just "<HTML>"
some sort of javascript/dom fooling about, perhaps.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# scroll down a little
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# doh!
I guess it fooled me :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# easiest one for that nonsense
if you have FF and adblock is go to view/view adblockable items, right click the address and copy or view in new tab.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# in safari 4 (beta), there's a whole 'web inspector' - a bit like firebug, which shows the in-memory structure of the page
it's nice to mouse-over elements, which then get highlighted in the rendered page
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# That is quite a site
shadowboxent.brinkster.net/lemurpics5.html

'a ghostly mist' no less; also 'It shows a large, well-defined ORB'

you don't really need to know the first thing about photography to err, start laughing like a loon
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# And look at that well defined Orb..
millions of ghosts all waiting for digital tech to help them reveal their true orby form.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaa
I may have unwittingly captured thousands of ghostly orbs as a photographer
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Any rods? :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Only his own in his private files ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Any giant, disembodied thumbs?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# It's a lemur
someone has taken a dead lemur and probably used acid or lime to remove it's fur and stuck it on a rusty trap - Demon! I hate fakers. Even the site is called Lemur - what do they think we are stupid or is this some spoof?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Are you saying this with some kind of zoological authority?
Hopefully somewhere along the way it will attract the attention of an actual scientist who will call shinannigans.
Still, hoaxes are shite,but its pretty funny when pseudo scientists champion them and show themselves up.I treat this stuff like sci-fi art until someone with relevent academic knowledge tells me otherwise.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Oh wow that puts me in my place then doesn't it!
I don't have to be a zoological authority to recognise the bone structure, head and tail of some lemur-like creature or monkey ffs. And I suppose just because I don't have a cerificate in animal biology therefore it must be a fucking demon because they photographed it right, so it must be true. Well you can wait for Zombie Stephen Urwin ro ressurect and prove what I already guessed but you'll be waiting a while as noone with any credibility gives a rat's arse about this fake.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Nope don't take it so personal maiden.
I wasn't trying to put you in your place.
I pointed the article at Jahled because he works with animals..he knows animal scientists..I never said for one moment it was real,I wondered what animal they had altered to make this diarama.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Ah okay
well to me it looks like a lemur.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I was thinking spider or squirrel monkey..
Its hard to tell how big it is.If its from mexico,what kind of apes/lemurs do they have over there?..Jaime maussian is involved,so expect an avalanche of bluster..this is the guy who championed the alien with long spindly arms hiding behind a lamp post..
Genuinely wasn't having a pop at you maiden...sosz for the misunderstanding xxx
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# so why don't they show the other pictures that they had taken?
pffh
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I fear for the world when people are amazed at this shite
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ha! that was soooooo ammaaazzzinngg! :)
I think that lots of bits of metal will react to static like that, if thin enough.

what a bunch of tools.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Whatever it is, it's faked, I'm sure
Long tail, longish toes...could be some kind of langur monkey? Sifaka?

Very posed and very fake.
The right 'hand' is totally missing, there is no bruising on the 'hand' that is trapped to indicate a long time caught by that appendage.
The feet are very carefully posed as well.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# How long before someone ends up in the pond?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# 5 seconds
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# 3 if the pondthing is feeling peckish

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# AHHHH... TEH FEAR!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Dibs on the sexay pond monstah
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Are you coming then?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# how swine flew ?



'nings and such. just a quick visit before i go dig a hole. how's the internet today?
edit: the internet is ignorant today. fuck it, where's me shovel?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahah i haven't seen this take on it before
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# love the top one
If I was John BonHam from Led Zellipig,I would have my private jet made just like that
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Swiiiiiiine fleeeeeeeeewwwwww
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# A pig flu?
but that's impossible
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# The tartiest of all the guns : The Floozi 9mm
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# would
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# saucy minx
woo!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# This is just what I need to compensate for my funsized willy.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# pfffft :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Bet it fires blanks :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# haha
gay playboy tool! i bet it goes bang ooh! bang ooh! bang ooh! get you!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# just what i need
to get the cap of my lambrini
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Heh
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

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