
woo to the pic btw!
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looks like simon peggs mate - dunno his name though
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:)
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In his avatar is he wearing a cape?
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I just like the start of the second paragraph, relating back to the first... 'This is just a bit of background'.
Ooooh, just scrolled down to see Dave Dees; Dozy, Freaky, Thick and Kitcsh at it again. What larks.
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Ooooh, just scrolled down to see Dave Dees; Dozy, Freaky, Thick and Kitcsh at it again. What larks.


Hoorah for inbreeding!
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I really need to go and watch that Big Train sketch now....
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Might go and dust off the dvd myself, wouldn't mind seeing the Chairman Mao/Virginia Plain sketch.
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That and the Let's make this Precious/Frankenstein one are amazing.
Pisses all over those music finales Not the 9 o'clock news used to do.
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Pisses all over those music finales Not the 9 o'clock news used to do.

Now it all makes sense!
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...you wanna hope Kenneth Johnson's lawyers don't see that picture
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The board is a scary place on a phone, i'm just going to stay in this thread/post.
Edit: so, um, how y'all doin'?
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Edit: so, um, how y'all doin'?

I've ordered my laptop, a dell
how are you?
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how are you?

I'm fine, just in a pub in town with the boyfriend and inlaws. Not really my sorta music but ok to pass the time.
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That is why I added the unlimited internet access to my contract.
Is it emo goth midget rock?
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Is it emo goth midget rock?

It's great music, i just go rapidly off bands when all they can do is growl/scream.
I have a limited but generous data package, just not sure of the limits.
Whoops, wrong place to reply, nvm you get what i meant ;)
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I have a limited but generous data package, just not sure of the limits.
Whoops, wrong place to reply, nvm you get what i meant ;)

Just been cooking and now i am eating it and then some cheese eating :)
Go to sleep, I know I am, don't want to though
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Go to sleep, I know I am, don't want to though

I couldn't have her coming in this section on my conscious!
Chat to you later sir
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Chat to you later sir

According to someone on /talk the way he fell down looked like he'd died.
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Edit: It is an illustration for some thing I am working on

Bambi goes crazy-A bonkers with a drill and sex
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Thanks sir :)
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Like it's just had a really good poot that's made everyone complain.
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who are you stealing this from? ;)
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The sad thing about that is that Catnipppp probably gets the highest average replies of anyone, even though he's almost universally hated.
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people find them less fun to shout at though.
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anyway i like pretty much everyone
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jeez look at the size of those muscles
Hey, you're alright... Let me buy you a drink.
Don't hurt me.
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Hey, you're alright... Let me buy you a drink.
Don't hurt me.

Yes, it has been commented on before that I am built like a brick shit house :)
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i thought you were singing "old macdonald had a farm"*
*joke property of Prodigy69 inc.
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*joke property of Prodigy69 inc.

The highest number of replies are reserved for spambots that aren't even real people likely to read the replies.
It is somehow important to make animated gifs of people touching ham to post in reply to those though.
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It is somehow important to make animated gifs of people touching ham to post in reply to those though.

though its not as bad as last year when you used to get 30 odd 50kb pictures crying "BIGGAH" in response to a 90kb pictures. that was just stupid
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looks like we can post antisemitic videos now
yay!!
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yay!!

that's a cracking bit of work
and it's headed STRAIGHT FOR US!!
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and it's headed STRAIGHT FOR US!!

*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
thats the noise your snorf-wasp makes
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*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
*snorf*
thats the noise your snorf-wasp makes

1. it reminds me more of Mutated Monty than Catnippp
2. 1000% less tinfoil hat bullshit
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2. 1000% less tinfoil hat bullshit

don't put yourself down, you have the talant :)
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they're all leaflets about saving the planet, so it's ok.
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We don't have teletext over here. It was a concert. :]
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I don't know.
Lineup here.
We only went yesterday, it was the better day. But we left before Fall Out Boy, because they suck. x]
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Lineup here.
We only went yesterday, it was the better day. But we left before Fall Out Boy, because they suck. x]

You poor buggers. Gwar are good fun though.
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I had my camera, though, so we didn't get to go up front because I didn't want it to get broken. I think they may be better suited to a smaller venue, though. And they didn't spray the crowd with fake blood and fake semen.
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I know, I was dissapointed.
If they ever come to a small venue here, I'll definitely go see them.
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If they ever come to a small venue here, I'll definitely go see them.

I only saw Gwar. XD
The list of who we saw was: Bloodhound Gang, The Cab, Cartel, Third Eye Blind, Young Love, Gwar, Parkway Drive, This Condition, Wicker Hollow, Shwayze, Mickey Avalon, and part of a set by some band called Edna's Goldfish.
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The list of who we saw was: Bloodhound Gang, The Cab, Cartel, Third Eye Blind, Young Love, Gwar, Parkway Drive, This Condition, Wicker Hollow, Shwayze, Mickey Avalon, and part of a set by some band called Edna's Goldfish.

Care Bears on fire.
Yak Ballz.
Lady Radiator.
Rotten Cotton and the Front Bottoms.
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Yak Ballz.
Lady Radiator.
Rotten Cotton and the Front Bottoms.

I haven't played that in years! Is it still on there?
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Okay, so I was shooping the McCann's advert for their Oprah advert, it was only going to be a basic addition to the text, but then I looked at Gerry McCann's face and I realised that he reminded me of a famous TV baddie (and worringly, said baddie's head shooped onto Gerry's with little to no effort...coincidence?)
Enjoy

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Enjoy

if they will jump up and down on her couch and rave about how much they love the money they've scammed from the public.
Also I apologise, I should have put in some strings. My bad....updated version HERE:
img245.imageshack.us/img245/2927/mysterons.jpg
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Also I apologise, I should have put in some strings. My bad....updated version HERE:
img245.imageshack.us/img245/2927/mysterons.jpg



Wasted opportunity there.
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because I don't post for you to care, yawn, thought you would like the snake.
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I typed it and everything. I even replyed to myself in order to further highlight the fact it is a nice snake.
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That says a lot for the strength of your arguments.
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I said i post for the wacky art, that is all.
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ill conceived and downright wrong videos underneath them!
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*bookmarked*
my wish would be to post the art and have people think it is funny and insane and well done. But, I constantly am dragged into insulting arguments because people don't consider the art, but only my political views. And then i have to decide if i should defend myself or be silent.
and by the way, you are a big critic of mine, I back anything i say with links and research, you never offer any scientific evidence for anything you ever yell about. All your types talk about logic and never offer any proof.
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my wish would be to post the art and have people think it is funny and insane and well done. But, I constantly am dragged into insulting arguments because people don't consider the art, but only my political views. And then i have to decide if i should defend myself or be silent.
and by the way, you are a big critic of mine, I back anything i say with links and research, you never offer any scientific evidence for anything you ever yell about. All your types talk about logic and never offer any proof.

This is the image board. For images. We have a links board. If you are determined to peddle your shit on b3ta then do it on the board fit for that purpose and stop trolling this board and annoying the community.
Post your pictures and fuck off if you are not interested in anything other than using all of your old portfolio as a medium for your main agenda which is to display your mental health problems with the shit you believe.
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Post your pictures and fuck off if you are not interested in anything other than using all of your old portfolio as a medium for your main agenda which is to display your mental health problems with the shit you believe.

Yes, you are right, I have been accompanying my art with silly links, and now i will see that error. You have written it this time in a way that i finally get it. An image site. Never looked at it that way, with all the conversations happening.
By the way, there are many who write me on b3ta that agree with me, but never post that because of the wolf pack that would attack them too. But, as you say, it is a place for only images. And now i am changing my approach, thanks.
And one of my friends on b3ta wrote me immediately when you posted the note i sent you about Rife tech, at first I was shocked, in the middle of of all our hatred for each other i still consider you a friend, silly me, and by the way, you are the only b3ta i ever say such a stupid thing to, I have zero idea why, as i find most things about you and your viewpoints trite and mind controlled, and you feel the same about me i am sure, but i felt betrayed you would post my personal message about how the rife machine once again has helped me and then have a good laugh saying that it is all crap. Then, I said, that is great, and even extremely funny in a sick way, and i laughed too. I had thought about posting the letter you wrote describing your great family, nice cars, and land you own, not too humble I suppose, but i declined, that is a mean thing to do. And I have never found a wife and i have no kids, only cats, and i am older than you, and i am constantly trying to pay all my bills and cover rent, and i live in an apartment. But then again, I used to make a whole of money in advertising, if money was my dream, no doubt I would have more than most, instead, i have a bunch of poorly assembled photo hack jobs, and only two cats now, because the third, this week, had a desire to crop the freeway. HAHHAHa.
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By the way, there are many who write me on b3ta that agree with me, but never post that because of the wolf pack that would attack them too. But, as you say, it is a place for only images. And now i am changing my approach, thanks.
And one of my friends on b3ta wrote me immediately when you posted the note i sent you about Rife tech, at first I was shocked, in the middle of of all our hatred for each other i still consider you a friend, silly me, and by the way, you are the only b3ta i ever say such a stupid thing to, I have zero idea why, as i find most things about you and your viewpoints trite and mind controlled, and you feel the same about me i am sure, but i felt betrayed you would post my personal message about how the rife machine once again has helped me and then have a good laugh saying that it is all crap. Then, I said, that is great, and even extremely funny in a sick way, and i laughed too. I had thought about posting the letter you wrote describing your great family, nice cars, and land you own, not too humble I suppose, but i declined, that is a mean thing to do. And I have never found a wife and i have no kids, only cats, and i am older than you, and i am constantly trying to pay all my bills and cover rent, and i live in an apartment. But then again, I used to make a whole of money in advertising, if money was my dream, no doubt I would have more than most, instead, i have a bunch of poorly assembled photo hack jobs, and only two cats now, because the third, this week, had a desire to crop the freeway. HAHHAHa.
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and please read the SCIENTIFIC links and articles I have both gazzed you with, and replied to your posts in the past. re: Chemtrails - you have a short memory
and also read the gaz just sent in reply to this.
and quit the baiting. I'm not the one posting anti-semitic bullshit here as an accompaniment to pictures - It really isn't needed if you want the artwork to be judged on it's own merits.
Let's face it, in linking these videos, you're here for baiting people, and for self indulgence, it certainly isn't for comment on the pictures.
and thanks for the generalisation of 'my type' - nice to see you can be objective in your approach
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and also read the gaz just sent in reply to this.
and quit the baiting. I'm not the one posting anti-semitic bullshit here as an accompaniment to pictures - It really isn't needed if you want the artwork to be judged on it's own merits.
Let's face it, in linking these videos, you're here for baiting people, and for self indulgence, it certainly isn't for comment on the pictures.
and thanks for the generalisation of 'my type' - nice to see you can be objective in your approach

He's say he knew when he posted it that you'd like the snake in particular. It's a conspiracy.
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I could give a flip if you believe my politics really, I just think the art is rather wacky and deserves a look.
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You'd get a much better response here.
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This forum is for your own work. It's clearly stated in the faq. If you want to popularize (i.e. spam) someone else's work do it on the links board you worthless cunt.
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but as you just said, you're posting someone elses.
That, you cannot do.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 15:33,
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That, you cannot do.

I said yes is that a problem. A big difference.
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No difference.
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I agreed with his abusive remark about me posting someone elses art, but i never said that I am doing that! No one can reach prodigy, he has been on this kick that it is not my art since the beginning, guess that is his little angle on life.
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So you admitted posting other people's work.
Although I personally still assume it is your own work, for all the good that does you.
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Although I personally still assume it is your own work, for all the good that does you.

The question "so you're posting someone else's work?"
The reply: "yes, is that a problem?"
Answering yes says you're posting someone elses work. To deny that accusation, the common phrase is "no" and not "yes" like it is in conspiracy land which you seem to frequent much too often as it has addled your brain.
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The reply: "yes, is that a problem?"
Answering yes says you're posting someone elses work. To deny that accusation, the common phrase is "no" and not "yes" like it is in conspiracy land which you seem to frequent much too often as it has addled your brain.

so you can come hear and spout all these paranoid antisemitic conspiracy theories and I can't do the same about you?
My conspiracy is...
you're a fake, it's not your work you are posting, it's some guy called dave dees and you are his #1 fanboy.
I don't care if anyone else believes it or not, but it's what I believe in.
the truth is out there..make it so #1.

You are some kind of paranoid shut-in obviously, and if I am not Dees, prove it! email me and see if i respond. [email protected]
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Proof doesn't seem to be important to these discussions that take up half the fucking board. As long as he has a paranoid suspicion and some dodgy youtube link, well, he can prove anything! Or do you not approve of someone using your own method?
As far as I can tell, you have one rule for yourself and call others stupid for not following something completely different. Your technique of convincing people is laughable to the point of pastiche, and your humour isn't funny. Cursing at people and spreading slander is not funny, nor is your hypocritical "truth".
I'm a lurker, but I'm getting so tired of this whole thing.
Grow up.
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As far as I can tell, you have one rule for yourself and call others stupid for not following something completely different. Your technique of convincing people is laughable to the point of pastiche, and your humour isn't funny. Cursing at people and spreading slander is not funny, nor is your hypocritical "truth".
I'm a lurker, but I'm getting so tired of this whole thing.
Grow up.


because you made it years ago and sold it to a mobile phone company.
Do something new.
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Do something new.

But I do like the snake, I said I like the snake. I typed it and everything...
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I just can't see why Mue hates it so much :(
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What makes you think this pandemic is fake? Were all the flu pandemics which occurred in the past manufactured too?
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watch the talking points on the news, they are given the script to read all together, yet in Mexico only 7 confirmed dead, and in America even less, more have died in Cheerleading accidents, yet now they are talking about losing all your freedoms and bringing in martial law.
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Only FOX News has 'talking points'
The number of dead has been wildly exaggerated to get viewers and sell newspapers.
I haven't heard anyone talking about martial law and it clearly wouldn't be accepted.
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The number of dead has been wildly exaggerated to get viewers and sell newspapers.
I haven't heard anyone talking about martial law and it clearly wouldn't be accepted.

Hell, people are complaining that they're sending everyone a leaflet.
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A simple contaminated leaflet to every home.
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It doesn't look like it'll be a massive deadly pandemic as there have been in the past, but it's impossible to know that in the first few days or even weeks.
Particularly as you're looking for deaths against an already fairly decent baseline of deaths from 'standard' flu, with the same symptoms.
Even if it is only as deadly as more common strains, it's fairly likely it'll kill at least tens of thousands over the next few months and years if it spreads efficiently, unless we can vaccinate against it fairly swiftly.
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Particularly as you're looking for deaths against an already fairly decent baseline of deaths from 'standard' flu, with the same symptoms.
Even if it is only as deadly as more common strains, it's fairly likely it'll kill at least tens of thousands over the next few months and years if it spreads efficiently, unless we can vaccinate against it fairly swiftly.

It will protect you, and it is very safe.
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But if I were elderly or had an impaired immune system, I'd certainly go for a flu vaccine.
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I'm not sure if I'm doing it right or not
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but the vaccinations are also a conspiracy?
Are they part of the same conspiracy, or different conspiracies?
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Are they part of the same conspiracy, or different conspiracies?

Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel
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Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel

its almost as though you have to believe the whole set. i'll guarentee you icke believes that we didn't land on the moon and it was faked by the US government who are in league with the alien saurian race who have the technology to travel through space, and i'll bet you he doesn't see the glaring inconsistency

that I love the moon landing hoax people. They are just so batshit crazy, it can't fail to be entertaining.
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And when attaching yourself to a theory, use clothes pins, A stapler never works.
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I think we eventually did.
And also have had a continuing space program that far exceeds what the public is told.
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And also have had a continuing space program that far exceeds what the public is told.

i'd love to believe you're right about the space program, but sadly i think the space industry is as comatose as can be :(
gaz me a link to this, i'd be interested to hear about it
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gaz me a link to this, i'd be interested to hear about it

do you have anything on the space industry being more alive than we think?
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The hardest bit is already done.
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Look at the number of blacks infected opposed to others, has to do with genetic markers or something like that, but whites have a hard time getting aids unless it is injected right into them, look at africa, holy christ, a huge percent are infected. But white rockstars who sleep with a ton of girls every tour are not affected?
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I'm guessing most of them were white. It might have something to do with we can afford condoms over here.
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Just like Rock Hudson and Freddie Mercury.
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you would know about that more than most.
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Edit: So? You don't want to explain yourself?
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I've never ferreted in it before.
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People can ferret about wherever they choose as far as I'm concerned.

the sign of a great argument, is when one side resorts to shouting, "Yeah... well you're a poof!"
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inform yourself before sprouting out stuff that you obviously don't understand
(btw, I think you are referring to the CCR5 mutation, which is prevalent [~10%] in Europe, possibly because of previous epidemics)
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(btw, I think you are referring to the CCR5 mutation, which is prevalent [~10%] in Europe, possibly because of previous epidemics)

Is it your birthday soon? If so, I think you should ask for someone to get you some fucking logic!
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Well, I can't argue with science like that.
When you say whites have to have it injected right into them, is that a reference to anal sex?
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When you say whites have to have it injected right into them, is that a reference to anal sex?

The governements have infected our anal sex and heroinses with AIDS :O
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Tamiflu and rsomethingorother are antivirals that have been used for ages.
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They sent me to Cheerleading Hospital. Oh, what a merry time that was.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3IYGZD-lQ
even better for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeiFVfyiSiw
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even better for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeiFVfyiSiw

I post for the art itself, not the message.
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Putting lots of copyrighted imagery into one blurry unprofessional mess is not art.
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the use of filters, including gaussian blur, is frowned upon.
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And as resident Lens Flare Ambassador, may I interest you in a ferrero rocher?
/edit: you'd have to use a gaussian blur to get a 'decent' shadow effect, like this though:

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/edit: you'd have to use a gaussian blur to get a 'decent' shadow effect, like this though:


I've never seen a star trek film in my life. Not entirely.
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ARGHHH HMY EYES! It's reflecting all over!
also, I really have no problem with filters as long as they are not the main feature
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also, I really have no problem with filters as long as they are not the main feature

Although I use motion blur and the rotational blur more often.
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A lot of stuff wouldn't be possible without them.
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But using Photoshop FILTERS? Burn him alive.
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kittens
shark, helicopter, diver and importantly bridge
fluffy animals
rain
unicorns
old video games
in general, try to keep it funny. You know: jokes are better than technique.
kthxbai
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shark, helicopter, diver and importantly bridge
fluffy animals
rain
unicorns
old video games
in general, try to keep it funny. You know: jokes are better than technique.
kthxbai

I ONLY post stuff that i think is funny, I don't laugh at every single piece i see on b3ta, but you don't see me complaining that it is not funny do you? If my piece is not funny to you, then move on, i like it.
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David began creating and releasing an endless barrage of aggressive, and sometimes disturbing, photo-illustration images throughout the internet in an attempt to wake others up about the onslaught of the elite's power hungry world government plan of domination. Sarcastic to the extreme, funny in the approach, most times visually horrifying, this wild new style of illustration screams out our serious world crisis situation in a visual instant.
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but not on b3ta, do you really think i care what all these geniuses really believe? If I wanted to have an audience to preach to, would i come here? Hell no, I can find tons of willing chemtrail enthusiasts on the net to talk endlessly in favor of the material. So b3ta is the laughs, and the goofy responses, that is all. If you don't like the art click ignore.
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www.b3ta.com/board/9416196
Also, your 'I post for the art, not the message' argument, flies out of the window. You are just a dangerous uninformed pathetic prick.
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Also, your 'I post for the art, not the message' argument, flies out of the window. You are just a dangerous uninformed pathetic prick.

He just douses them in crazy, sets fire to them and hurls them at us afterwards.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 14:44,
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will get a fuck off from me. I don't care if they're fucking Da Vinci.
www.b3ta.com/board/9414542
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Sun 3 May 2009, 14:46,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9414542

I'll gladly give you my fucking address
you can both come visit me
just so I can knock the living fuck
out the pair of ya.
pussies
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Sun 3 May 2009, 15:30,
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you can both come visit me
just so I can knock the living fuck
out the pair of ya.
pussies

but now you can just fuck right off you fat lump of pathetic antisemitic arsenugget!
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Sun 3 May 2009, 14:51,
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Is there a conspiracy around catnip?
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Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57,
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I'll just tell you to fuck off every single time you post an image, and I'll make certain everyone understands why I'm doing that.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58,
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lovely picture, not sure on the science but nice picture.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 14:53,
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I'm now the proud owner of dry cured bacon, goats cheese and boar and venison salamis.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57,
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It's mostly the same kind of stalls as were there before Christmas, but worth a trip
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Sun 3 May 2009, 15:06,
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my lunch today is going to consist of scililan lorvino ham and toasted stale bread with olive oil.
i have the best leftovers in town
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Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11,
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i have the best leftovers in town

with goats cheese and some of the venison salami.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 15:12,
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You know what I wrote out a long response but then I realised whatever people tell you you just apply that broken logic filter you call a brain to it and
A. Make a straw man argument calling your opponent a sheep and
B. Post a load of unsubstantiaded bullshit and then not respond when people take your "logic" and point out how retarded it is.
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A. Make a straw man argument calling your opponent a sheep and
B. Post a load of unsubstantiaded bullshit and then not respond when people take your "logic" and point out how retarded it is.


EDIT: Replaced with a looping one :)

I know I do.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 14:41,
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I fixed a customer laptop this week. He had an external disk drive. 1TB total. 74G of downloaded movies, 550G of downloaded porn :) That he kept it wrapped in a towel was just a little amusing :)
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Sun 3 May 2009, 15:31,
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You can put that quote on the box if you like.
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They didn't see the point in keeping it open anymore.
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Pose as socially inept overtly aggressive fat American teenage paedophile stoners with a penchant for the word "nigger" while secretly controlling the world.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 14:25,
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And a shag. And maybe a fine cuban afterwards.
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also: KILL IT WITH FIRE!! IN THE FACE!!. That is all.

just went to a museum with modern art, located at a three minutes walk from my house. It opened just yesterday. It was nice. I just hope there isn't going to be a problem with all these creepy looking-at-art people taking craps in my garden now.
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Those crazy kats!
I've been buy cheese :) mostly sheep cheese
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Sun 3 May 2009, 14:31,
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I've been buy cheese :) mostly sheep cheese

;)


I am fresh out of llamas. Please give me their phone number.

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I was gonna make him into a Brighton style Queen, but I thought that may offend the science geeks ;)
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:58,
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you alright? your lack of belly button concerns me.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:07,
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i get the staples out in a week. it's weird, i'm getting twinges in my belly button and it's not even there anymore!
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:09,
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on the plus side, i can convince idiots that i'm a clone.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:12,
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but as soon as i go tinfoil shopping, i shall construct a tinfoil top hat.
EDIT: got company, gotta go. later, people!
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EDIT: got company, gotta go. later, people!

seat of learning for puns.
(handle)Bar none!
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:26,
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(handle)Bar none!


and instead we'd all just Raleigh around. Oh well, I guess I am for the Chopper.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:29,
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I do enjoy watch them flounce at each other, almost as much a I enjoy watching Chinese people arguing
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:22,
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Or if I have, I don't remember it.*
*disclaimer added in case someone spazzes back and finds incriminating evidence
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:24,
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*disclaimer added in case someone spazzes back and finds incriminating evidence


Have you seen Better off Ted? There are a couple of great scientists in that :D
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note that due to my various assumptions, primarily that you are spherical and composed purely of water, I calculate my error bars to be +-2 inches with a z-value of 2.
Best of luck.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:37,
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Best of luck.

or I'll differentiate you with respect to a variable you don't depend on!
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And I'm all out of gum.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:33,
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Top-notch japes. You've made me laugh heartily in the middle of a work-tastic evening, so cheers.
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You daft bastard
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:15,
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Or the french goats cheese I got yesterday, I need to go to that cheese shop JPG was on about. A b3ta cheese shop bash :D
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:21,
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Along with some dried wild boar and venison sausages and some dry cured bacon.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:22,
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I can still remember the first time I ever had it. Best meal ever!
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I might put it in a tomato sauce and make some pasta for tea.
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Click for bigger (124 kb)
Based on actual comebacks

or do you mean another tinfoil hat thread?
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of making it pyramid shaped - Illuminarti hat!
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:50,
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and gives me a damned good reason not to like you.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:58,
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for his job and his life in general, but he is too fucking nice :(*
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"hello cutie, may I stroke your pussy" but i suspect that would end badly.
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I don't think Jahled would like to be called 'cutie'
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:49,
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he cant roar
they have furry pads on their paws too so fluffy
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:19,
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they have furry pads on their paws too so fluffy

yep ;)
edit: clearer in the bigger version [ which is fucking huge at mo :( ]
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:19,
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edit: clearer in the bigger version [ which is fucking huge at mo :( ]

I'm sure amoebaboy will be immediately emailing that to his mum ;)
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:14,
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Leaving very shortly, cameras and lens all packed :D
In fact just spoken to b3tard driver, ten minutes away :)
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:29,
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In fact just spoken to b3tard driver, ten minutes away :)

hehe nicely done Jesse ;)
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:22,
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Be interesting to hear what your monkey geek workmates make of it.
shadowboxent.brinkster.net/LEMUR/MexicoCreatureReport.html
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:26,
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shadowboxent.brinkster.net/LEMUR/MexicoCreatureReport.html

But regardless,have you posted it on the FT Message board?
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:D
I notice that he's disabled right click and save..he says the image is "tracked"..Is this some kind of code connected to the picture or is he just spouting technobollox to scare ignorant fools like me?
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I notice that he's disabled right click and save..he says the image is "tracked"..Is this some kind of code connected to the picture or is he just spouting technobollox to scare ignorant fools like me?

it does sound like an attempt to scare people off what looks like a rather dull hoax.
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which sets my alarm bells ringing.Too many charletains involved in the paranormal to take any of it all that seriously.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:54,
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rather than the premier UK Financial publication ;)
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:43,
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but I stopped buying it when its was bought by ummm john brown publishing..price and bullshit adverts went up,number of decent articles went down.
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But the forum is still quite good
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(in other words, right-click is disabled, and some sort of wizardry prevents you getting the html source...)
edit : that was just a screen-shot, but :
shadowboxent.brinkster.net/LEMUR/MexicoDemon.jpg


_?_

that's the link to the screengrab I uploaded to b3tards, yes.
the other is the link that the page author is trying to obscure.
I'm mildly sympathetic to people's desire to keep people from re-using their images, but it is a futile effort.
If you let my computer connect to the server where the image is, and show it on my screen, then I have the image.
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the other is the link that the page author is trying to obscure.
I'm mildly sympathetic to people's desire to keep people from re-using their images, but it is a futile effort.
If you let my computer connect to the server where the image is, and show it on my screen, then I have the image.

which is what Imagemagick invented convert for...
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:47,
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you have to spend a lot more on your computer than a simple PC ;)
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:55,
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free os, cheap pc, and can wipe a mac's arse with a vista license.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:58,
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extremely basic until you give it emulation to run windows programs.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:10,
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I use a macbookpro that I bring to work, and switch between using that and the box running XP, which can connect to the various servers and clusters at work which run linux (or perhaps solaris).
all operating systems have their uses, none are rubbish, none are the best. :)
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:17,
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all operating systems have their uses, none are rubbish, none are the best. :)

If you must use Linux then you either want Debian for stability or Ubuntu for cutting edge new features.
As for Macbook pro. Had one of thos for quite some time now. It's been in a closet, unused for over 6 months.
There is always going to be a best OS for an individual. And right now for me that's Win 7 RC1.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:27,
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As for Macbook pro. Had one of thos for quite some time now. It's been in a closet, unused for over 6 months.
There is always going to be a best OS for an individual. And right now for me that's Win 7 RC1.

I do find using XP like having one hand tied behind my back, but from what little I've seen of vista, it looks much better, and I guess 7 will be slightly more so.
I should really make use of boot camp one day...
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:36,
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I should really make use of boot camp one day...

but you need to find the edge, and to do that you'll need a level 5 spatula of anti-icke
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:06,
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how's your sister's foot?
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:51,
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Your sister's delicate tootsies are my number one concern right now.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:55,
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Will you bake her a cake for me?
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:59,
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some sort of javascript/dom fooling about, perhaps.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:58,
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if you have FF and adblock is go to view/view adblockable items, right click the address and copy or view in new tab.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:12,
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it's nice to mouse-over elements, which then get highlighted in the rendered page
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:20,
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shadowboxent.brinkster.net/lemurpics5.html
'a ghostly mist' no less; also 'It shows a large, well-defined ORB'
you don't really need to know the first thing about photography to err, start laughing like a loon
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:53,
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'a ghostly mist' no less; also 'It shows a large, well-defined ORB'
you don't really need to know the first thing about photography to err, start laughing like a loon

millions of ghosts all waiting for digital tech to help them reveal their true orby form.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:57,
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I may have unwittingly captured thousands of ghostly orbs as a photographer
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:59,
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someone has taken a dead lemur and probably used acid or lime to remove it's fur and stuck it on a rusty trap - Demon! I hate fakers. Even the site is called Lemur - what do they think we are stupid or is this some spoof?
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Hopefully somewhere along the way it will attract the attention of an actual scientist who will call shinannigans.
Still, hoaxes are shite,but its pretty funny when pseudo scientists champion them and show themselves up.I treat this stuff like sci-fi art until someone with relevent academic knowledge tells me otherwise.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:28,
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Still, hoaxes are shite,but its pretty funny when pseudo scientists champion them and show themselves up.I treat this stuff like sci-fi art until someone with relevent academic knowledge tells me otherwise.

I don't have to be a zoological authority to recognise the bone structure, head and tail of some lemur-like creature or monkey ffs. And I suppose just because I don't have a cerificate in animal biology therefore it must be a fucking demon because they photographed it right, so it must be true. Well you can wait for Zombie Stephen Urwin ro ressurect and prove what I already guessed but you'll be waiting a while as noone with any credibility gives a rat's arse about this fake.
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I wasn't trying to put you in your place.
I pointed the article at Jahled because he works with animals..he knows animal scientists..I never said for one moment it was real,I wondered what animal they had altered to make this diarama.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:54,
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I pointed the article at Jahled because he works with animals..he knows animal scientists..I never said for one moment it was real,I wondered what animal they had altered to make this diarama.

Its hard to tell how big it is.If its from mexico,what kind of apes/lemurs do they have over there?..Jaime maussian is involved,so expect an avalanche of bluster..this is the guy who championed the alien with long spindly arms hiding behind a lamp post..
Genuinely wasn't having a pop at you maiden...sosz for the misunderstanding xxx
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Sun 3 May 2009, 13:01,
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Genuinely wasn't having a pop at you maiden...sosz for the misunderstanding xxx

pffh
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:16,
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I think that lots of bits of metal will react to static like that, if thin enough.
what a bunch of tools.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:57,
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what a bunch of tools.

Long tail, longish toes...could be some kind of langur monkey? Sifaka?
Very posed and very fake.
The right 'hand' is totally missing, there is no bruising on the 'hand' that is trapped to indicate a long time caught by that appendage.
The feet are very carefully posed as well.
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Sun 3 May 2009, 12:36,
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Very posed and very fake.
The right 'hand' is totally missing, there is no bruising on the 'hand' that is trapped to indicate a long time caught by that appendage.
The feet are very carefully posed as well.

If I was John BonHam from Led Zellipig,I would have my private jet made just like that
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:50,
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gay playboy tool! i bet it goes bang ooh! bang ooh! bang ooh! get you!
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Sun 3 May 2009, 11:20,
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reminds me of this; cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/12/KittyRifle.jpg
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