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[challenge entry] Bin done?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Aw
I was expecting deep fried fruit!

Nicely done all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ha
An extended version of this would actually be a good way to explain what this whole 'credit crunch' thing is.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Star Wars Parakeets!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay MF's can someone with some skill jam this sound track into a flash video?
www.uvm.edu/~jdavis6/music/I%20Love%20My%20Parakeets.mp3

it would rule
(timberwolf0122, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# No, It wouldnt
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Careful now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# You're about to be hit with a load of fail pictures
But you won't acknowledge any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I just have a flash video that I spent three days making, and all I needed was your soundtrack

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Once it is in, is there really any point in stopping?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# yes
please, think of the children
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# www.whatareweyourflashvideosoundtrackingbitches.com
Impressive lurkage, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Evenin' fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Hello sir!
24 days and counting!..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Bloody Hell, that'll come round soon.
Good luck for the fundraising WHICH IS FOR A VERY, VERY GOOD CAUSE ( HINT HINT).

:D


edit: hopefully some people are listening.

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# \o/ Yes, hopefully...
*looks around*
*pastes link*
www.justgiving.com/leightonlucie
*walks away whistling*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hang on
So you want someone to make a flash video?
Feck, we've moved on from "please 'shop my mate".


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# arse
I have all the artistic skill of a mong, plus I'm lazy and I don't really care.
(timberwolf0122, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Why should we do what you're too lazy to?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# very much this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# you are a winner in all categories
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Do you have the faintest idea how much time goes into making a flash video?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# What you need is a nice sit down, a cup of tea and listen to some classical music
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# A GAZ from catnipppp to me :)

watch this and see if you see anything unusual compared to ten years ago..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P0OaWjv--U&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Yes I do, it was 10 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Plane trails are just water vapour hanging in the air.
Why is that hard to understand?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I know, but they don't want to believe it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# And (I guess) you get thicker trails at certain altitudes, or under certain conditions. LIKE WITH CLOUDS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Oh come on.
We all know that if the same physical phenomenon appears slightly different at different times, 99% of the time it's because the NWO are trying to poison us.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Catnippp is here because we watch his videos
The board is read my many people and he is reaching a lot of people.

Getting him to argue, his getting people to actually watch his shite, is achieving what I believe are his goals.

A good shunning is what he needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I never watch them, can't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# never watched a single one...
..."don't believe the hype" comes to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# PLEASE RATE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE!

Fuck, how desperate can you sound?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# LOL LIEK TOTALLY RULZ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# You great big hairy cock
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# it's oddly charming
but i really do have other stuff to do

if we're posting songs of dubious quality, i just shat this out

www.glastonbridge.co.uk/mp3/excel.mp3

it was more of an experiment to see whether the drum beat from loaded would add awesomeness to the bassline from groove is in the heart than anything else. i think it might, if someone with a stronger quality ethic did it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Fail-disapproving demon disapproves of fail
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
BIM BIM BIMBIMB IMBIMBIMB IMBIM
BIM BIM BIM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Post links on b3ta never rules as much as these guys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLyTrsk1Ey8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Haha
So powerful the vocalist doesn't need a microphone. Or to move his mouth.
edit: i honestly think its fake cause there r no amps someone explain tht one to me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha but really, youtube commenters are the lowest of life forms

/edit: most youtube commenters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
#

that is all...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# a pigeon will do...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Parakeats?
(nickspoon 55 million kilometres to Mars, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# you == fail

(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] if you remember britpop you weren't there maaaan.
(hiplingo hiplingo, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# They really did do some top tunes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Fucking right.
Unfairly slated in my not incorrect opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I've gazed catnipppp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Mmmmm honey-glazed cat
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I would eat a cat, it might be a bit like dog, which is suppose to be quiet greasy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Probably still tastes like chicken
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# but what does chicken taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Dog, cat, crocodile, kangaroo, human, pigeon - you name it.
Just not pork or beef.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Why i've shunned twitter :)
anyone know what to do with a .vob file? Trying to get them open in iMovie
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# VLC Media player is a download worth getting.
Free and takes up next to no space, also, it will open pretty much any media file you like :)

www.videolan.org/vlc/download-macosx.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# ^this
with bells and whistles on.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Nicely, already got that
so can I convert it using VLC to other formats iMovie might play ball with?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# it works as a converter but sometimes it's a bit dodgy.
otherwise you can try to use ffmpeg directly, if you only want to change format
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# .vob is a DVD video file I think, with all the audio, video, subtitles etc in there with it.
Probably try AutoGK to convert it to something playable

www.autogk.me.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Cool
*investigates*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Try renaming to .mpg
Your have a part of a DVD there. Just an mpeg with a different extension.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# handbrake to convert
nice easy use wrapper for the osx port of mencoder (mplayers converter) - converts to most formats

mplayer for osx also plays most formats back ... funnily O_o

vlc works well with perion & flipformac codecs, but also quicktime player does the job if you've a high end mac otherwise you have to wait ages for it to pre render

osx mplayer (for me) works best with mkv's
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Hello I can see we are all having a lovely time
but anyone fancy a game of Isketch? B3ta room now open.

Come and draw chemtrials and aspartame rather than cocks.

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Gah... *comedy scene as apparently out of control hand attempts to click on isketch*
NO I CAN'T I have work to do, grr.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# .
Photobucket

.
(Catnipppp, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Haha
Well there's five of THE SIX
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Your maturity knows no bounds!
I do feel a little left out though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I know, so do I :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I'll just pop this here then

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# That front Corr is foxy-looking.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# The Man-Corr's a nutter?
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# The Man-Corr, yes.
Call him by his name.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Jim Corr
www.jimcorr.com/

.
(Catnipppp, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Epic sense of humour fail there.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I think it's interesting how shit the text looks - it even overlaps 'Jeru's fingers
A little more evidence for the Catnipppp is just a David Dees fanboy conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Is Jeru a lady type person then?
also - I must find myself a nemesis. It looks fun.

Actually, unless Prodge is a black lady, then I guess this image is not very accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# inaccurate images
catnipppp specialty
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# HAHAHA are you suggesting Catnipppp doesn't research his images?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# i didn't know jeru and prodge were so hot
and why is passy wearing a tinfoil helmet? wouldn't that make him immune to mind control rays?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Nah, the helmet is just to hide his ginger :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I for one would quite like to see Jeru and Prodge get it on together
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I'm not having sex with Whoopie Goldberg!
I don't care if his pictures are good! I'm not doing it!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# *insert lezzy joke here*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# :(


:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# didn't want to say told ya so....but :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I found a picture of you catnipppp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Liking the new glasses Scott! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# FUCK YOU
It is a picture of Mel Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Your mum!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# It could do with clownsouls head shopped on to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
Like a hyped up knife man, in a knife shop, on national stabby day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Talking to yourself again eh Earl?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I AM HYPER :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Never....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# FUCKING WOOOOO WOOOOO WOOOooooOOOoooOOOoooOOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOoooooOOOooOOOOoOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOoooOOOOooOOOoOOoOOOOoOOOoOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooOoOOOoooOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOoo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Can I Get a Rewind?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# needs more clansoul head shopped on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# thats not Clansoul?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Chin isn't big enough....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
#
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# chemachemachemachemachematra-alien
you come and go, you come and go

where's my blimmin memory card reader gone? grrr
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# The NWO have stolen it,
so that they can infect it with chemicals to control you better!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# it's okay, i've found it now
but now i want to lick it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# That's what they want you to think they want you to think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Blame the sonic peanuts
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Arf
Top comedy second account, whoever you are.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# :)
running off a borrowed mac computer as "NTLDR is missing" has totalled my pc until it gets back from repair

/only account name I could remember...
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# It's too ridiculous to comment on
200kb is something I can comment on though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# This is a problem with Catnipppp images rarely mentioned. I don't think he's ever posted an image under 100kb
Odd really, normally you can bank on a 101kb image to generate the most replies all day...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Not just that,
it seems to not cache either.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Why are you so full of shit catnipppp?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# C'mon, he is the only sane person on the board
we are all sheeple, eejuts, we are not worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Who wants to be sane :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# If that's what sanity is about
me neither :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# He's terribly afraid of the world, like a little boy.
Also, being 'in the know' about these stupid conspiracy theories possibly makes him feel cool.

Hmm. That all sounds a little harsh, but I dislike people telling me to 'wake up' when they seem incapable of applying even the least amount of thought to the problems of the world, and have no apparent understanding of history, science, economics, or logic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Indeed, if only they took the time to get the understanding of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# ^
Just resolve to not get drawn into their retarded ramblings, theres no point because theres more chance of rocks bleeding than there is of a conspiracy theorist admitting that maybe, just maybe they could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Yes
That all sounds a little harsh, but I dislike people telling me to 'wake up' when they seem incapable of applying even the least amount of thought to the problems of the world, and have no apparent understanding of history, science, economics, or logic.


Here is my response to your babbling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P0OaWjv--U&feature=related

.

(Catnipppp, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I bet you wank while you watch all that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# ahahahahahahh
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Resorting to the last bastion of independent reporting I see.
Good on you catnipppp!

How's the music going?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# It must be true, there is scary music in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# "It is obvious if you just look into the sky"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9429281
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Haha
wheeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Conspiracy theorists are mentally ill
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnTHtnLkv9U
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# here is a video for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# An excellent example.
Personally, if I wanted to understand the phenomenon of 'chemtrails' (or thickened contrails) I would try to understand cloud formation.

Although I know very little (if anything) about how clouds form, I could maybe guess that at different heights in the atmosphere, clouds form in different ways - depending on things like moisture, wind, and temperature.

However, finding out these basic things seems beyond you. Astonishing really, since you 'care' so much about it. Except you don't care, do you - you only want the thrill of a conspiracy, not to actually know or understand the world in any real, deep way.

For this reason you are, and will remain, a permanently frightened child.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I find it fascinating you put yourself through all this
an entire internet community is laughing at you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# No they're not man. PEOPLE LOVE MY ART MAN. SECRET PEOPLE.
THEY'RE IN AWE AT MY AMAZING COMPOSITING.

I TOTALLY SHIT MAGIC PHOTOSHOP LIKE A GOD MAN, LIKE A GOD!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# AMAZING COMPOSTING!
at least that's what I read
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Yeah he has amazing composting too.
Due to all the shit he comes out with.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Something tells me you were not the champion at debating
I might try that for my oral exams.

Here is my response to your babbling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GH7aKjm--K&feature=related
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# The only debate i have is the photograph i posted
That is an actual recent photo of chemtrail spraying, i added the plane, but you will not find commercial aircraft spraying sustaining exhaust fumes more than ten years ago. So the only debate you have is to post a chemtrail photo from before '95, and not the dogfight pic from the 40's, very sad that chap, and most have only seen chemtrails in the last 6 years, you never even heard the term until 8 years ago.

So all you genius mind controlled b3tard sheeple maniacs wake up, look up, and start thinking for yourself instead of a pack of government baby mammals.

There are my debating skills.
.
(Catnipppp, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Catnipppp....
zero points


There are my debating skills. You are a tough opponent.
.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# so i get zero,
but where are your pics before '95?

.
(Catnipppp, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9429340
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# The problem with turning our argument back on us
is that the situation is not symmetrical, in so far as you're a dick.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Make me believe in it
please catnipppp, you cuntersaurs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Teach me about Salmon, catnipppp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Oh Wow! You Dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Serious questions
1,How many deaths have been directly attributed to "chemtrails"?
2, Has life expectancy in the most "sprayed" area (North America and Europe), increased or decreased in the last 50 years?

Answers;
1, zero
2, increased

3,So what's your problem?
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# The problem according to Catnipppp is as follows:
1) Jews
2) Jews
3) Sheeple
4) jews
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I like Jews
I like putting bacon into bagels
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Good points
but you are assuming that the goal of the sprayers is to kill people and not to turn them into mindless hard working drones...

I'm not siding with catnipples, just saying is all...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I'm not normally one to get involved
but Architurd? Seriously, when did /board turn into a children's playground.

Please grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# that's nothing, you should see his gazzes :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I like Chemtrails.
Beck's best song for ages...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# It is good, the new album isn't to bad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# It's been on my 'to buy' list for ages.
I'll get it eventually.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSyhGVNsos0
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Downloaded it ages ago, his best for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
brilliant edgework on Proj and pzyko, you're a pro!
Hahaha and the colour tint on the shirt. awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Haha
Nice to have the artistic angle
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# You'll have to point it out to me
I can't see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# it's the unerased bit going up to his chin that makes it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I don't get it
America isn't real!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Thank goodness there are people like you to tell us these things

Are those long lasting contrails above London in 1940? They are in a criss-cross pattern so they must be CHEMTRAILS!!!!!111111

Right, now I'm off to the cinema, where the government will pump mercury, MSG and nanobots into my system through my eyes.


(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Dog fight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# yes but they are in a criss-cross pattern
And they lasted for ages, so it must be nasty chemicals being sprayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# it was the 40s, it probably has flour in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# or flouride


*dons tinfoil*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Machadaynu Abadaynu, daynu daynu danyu.
Machadaynu Abadaynu, daynu daynu danyu.
Machadarnes Abatetron, abatetru tetru tetron.

See, not only do I make more sense than you I'm also much sexier.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Tony Rudd there, ladies and gentlemen
:D
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Wise up sheeple
Definitive proof, this cunt was the first.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd20F5QgavA
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I have absolute proof that you smell of wee
And these people look nothing like them. So you're friends now with myotherusernameisaporsche?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I was a little disappointed to be left off.
Maybe I should have replied to the gaz, I've clearly slipped off the radar.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# He only goes for the noisiest replies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# you really do come off as a gay stereotype sometimes
no offense, but calm down there tulip.

.
(Catnipppp, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# What the fuck does being gay have to do with anything?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# talentless, paranoid, antisemitic and a homophobe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# you can bite my fat bulbous cock you talentless paranoid cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# succinctly put :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Fame at last :)


and I'll say this for it, at least it's something new
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I'd love to be more erudite, but...
You really are a stupid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# evening all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Because he's just had his massive zebra head welded onto the body of an animal too small to support it
obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Great . . . can I call it Shorty for short ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# snork
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THERE'S SOME FLU GOING AROUND RELATED TO PIGS?
(__, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Nevvah!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# IT DIDN'T KILL TROTSKY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# DO YOU FEEL LIKE A CHAINSAW, PRACTICALLY FLOORED
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Nah
He got the trots.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# ICE PICK IN THE HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# THAT MADE HIS EARS BURN
*whistles classic Stranglers tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# seeeeeeee
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/34966/1241713751/Trotsky2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I've no idea why he's talking to a cotton swab, anyway.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# They spy on us through lightbulbs, you know.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# haha i like you, you can stay
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Oh dear...
Wonder if my sights have been set too high.

The pressure!
Better get the fail pail ready - probably going to be full before long.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Thank fuck they have no arms then :)
you stay good noob
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha, she is raping your unimpressed dog
www.flickr.com/photos/zullazoo/3474056345/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# MRS SPACE PORT, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU



I am a bit hyper :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Brand new BINS every where :D :S
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Personally I welcome our new fuzzy pink Weasil overloads
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Is this due to them looking like cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Mindpiss!
for it does look somewhat like a friendly little CDC.
But with teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# No, no, no! All wrong!
If I wanted it to be a CDC I would have done this.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I noticed a similarity
and just thought I'd go ferret

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# No
This is stoatily diferent.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# 2 h'eegs bad, 4 h'eggs good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# 2 eggs good
4 eggs better!

Bring on the soldiers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# A nice omelette with some Tarragon in it, FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# A nice omelette with some badger in it:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I want to eat some badger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# You'll get the chance one day:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Do you have badger?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# No but all my ex's did:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Dusty minge?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# No...
But I have a mushroom. Does that count?
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I has plenty of mushroomz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# you is fun
welcomes

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# LEAVE DEM WEESILS ALONE MISTER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# personally I'll join the weasles
much nicer species.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Sure
Until they're nesting in your entrails and using ventriloquism to make you say amusing things about trees.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# *hides*
woo, yay & welcomes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
#
:) nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha BRILLIANT!
best Eubank quote "I'm a bocther, me daddy wath a bocther, my granddaddy wath a bocther and my great-granddaddy wath a coalman"


did anyone else really enjoy seeing that hatton prick getting knocked out cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Dear Ricky Hatton
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzfY-aXGcBY
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Timmy Mallet is a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# bad news is that doesn't fit into 140 chars, but I take your point.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Twitter can stick its 140 chars up it cancer riddled arse
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Budgets for sequels are rather small

Saw it yesterday, bit meh but almost wet my pants laughing at this scene. Sorry about the Lol-cats rip off, that is the limit of my comic abilities. By the way it's my first image post EVER.
(Stripy42, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Yes it really has been ever more than before
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# WUT
bye all, back to work for me.. lateshift grumble grumble
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# so gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet
or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# this is a new one on me
but its ace none-the-less
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I think the Impact font has been ruined for me by lolcats
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Seams fine :D
In other news, I have just removed the nut, saddle and machine heads from me guitar ready for replacement.

I really should have got the replacements before doing this....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# PHWOAR
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Read this for proper innuendo LOLS!
www.fretnotguitarrepair.com/tuningprobs.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Steamy stuff
"The nut slot may need to be cut larger"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Give her 20 years and a few children....
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# It is all the adverts for lube
that make the page so wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I nearly sliced my finger off today :)
That was kind of silly of you, is this due to the pain killers?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I'm not taking any painkillers.
I think it is due to boredom.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# OMG, get painkillers off of them, now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I have some Co-Codamol
but I don't like taking painkillers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# This is unfair.
(67227, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I dun geddit
But I havent seen the movie yet :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I am in a figgity mood
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ahahaha
her slipper were actually made out of squirrel fur you know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# and originally the prince went around trying on the local princess' "furry slipper"
TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# hot foot insertion action
hence the phrase 'footman'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I aways find it amusing that people say the glass slipper is unrealistic due to the fregility of it.
SHE'S GOT A FAIRY GODMOTHER WHO CAN TURN MICE INTO HUMANS!!!!!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Love it!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# roofies and lube :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Haha
I actually understand this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# hahah
very clever
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Just playin...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# FUCK YES
this is ace. I must be out of here as well.

Bye bye, lads and lassies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Tra luv!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Bye, take care lovely
*big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# adieu
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# so long
farewell
auf wiedesein
goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Poor bee
Never reaches the flower :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# zoom!
dues to an accident involving a bucket of sunflower seeds intended for the birds and a leaky shed roof, we now have hundreds of sunflowers growing in the garden

I fear they are going to become self-aware
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Had a very similar problem on a balconette once, you know, one of them little hollows above a bay window with planters in,
bird feeder, dropped seeds, nightmare ensues. Tip: microwave your birdseed a little bit before use...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# He is travelling at warp 9.5
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# This is nice
very, very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# bees on drugs...
...good one!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Most likely bindun

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I condone this weeks compo
Does the delete button in the 'My Images' work for anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# yes
I can delete your images

actually - I can't even see a delete button
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# It is always greyed out, I want to delete some images
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# ah from the menu at the top
not the post options

mine is greyed out too.

did cr3 create b3tards too - the delete there doesn't work either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# He did, I think
I don't like to bother him, as he tends to be grumpy and Rob just tells you to piss off or doesn't answer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# you could just ignore them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# No, robtoo created b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Mine's not working =/
Strange...
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# cr3 tells me he didn't code it.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hehe
needs more Boycie and Sid James
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Dammit
Why didn't I think of those!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# it's not too late
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Yeah...
... but I'm lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ah well
then yes, it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Stuck in my head for most of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I like this.
I'm thoroughly confused by it, but I like it. It makes a good song. Meeeeexico, icepick, trotskytrotskytrotsky...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Thank you, it has been stuck in my head since 11am
He got exiled and went to Mexico, where he was stabbed with an ice pick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Made his ears burn, I heard....
And with *that* g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *snuggle* nighty night, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# *hug*
Good night sir

Come back soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# South american postmarxist stabber?
Photobucket
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Indeed, poor Trotsky, they took away his train as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# My heart fucking bleeds
some of us don't even HAVE trains of our own.


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# You'll never get a train.
You don't even have a beard.

Poor show.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# WIN
I have beard :D

I live near the train station, so I could nick it. Only problem is, it is on the branch line, so I would have to nick another one at the other end, at least that one would be a high speed one.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I know this is a bit obvious
but you can be a heartless bastard at times.

I'm going to go and find a cat to glue to my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Well you're not Trotsky.
To think you are even comparable to him is an insult to his memory.

He was russian and everything. +20 cool points.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I still want my own train.
Or to be able to drive my car, I'd settle for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# He had a big fuck off tain, with guns and shit like that on it
And could go where he liked, as long as it was on the rail network
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# git. Not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# O_O :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# NOT you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I know, I am nice and try not to be a git
Trotsky may have been a git, but not as bad the rest of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I just want a train.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# But you aren't a communist lap dog
Who ended up with to much power
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# SO?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# No train for you
What about a toy train?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I've got one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Does it have guns on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# If I drew them on....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I've probably got some kicking about from when I used to make models
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# you don't have a train?
you unbearable oik!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I'm lahverly, guvnah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# begone scruffy wretch or you shall feel my cane!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Who are you talking to?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You! Waif!
(i was imagining you as a cockney urchin at the door of my fancy victorian london home)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I was more saying threatening to beat me never gets you very far.
Anyway, I challenge you to a duel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# One doesn't duel with the riffraff
why you couldn't afford the powder let alone a pistol.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I've got a nice big cutlass though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# ~bang#
Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Poor old Karl
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Sticktoitiveness !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Wasn't it stuck in his head for most of the day too?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Judging from the pictures I saw, I would say, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Stranglers FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Is this the new
Manic Street Preachers song?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Let us not forget that Leon Trotsky was a murderous savage.
www.richardarghiris.com/images/blog_trotsky3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Iz sheepy tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# It so is, sir *dozes off*
Very nicely, Monsieur Ninj....

Edit: I award you a snoozy snuggle:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# gay cats
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Tahnkee sir :)
Apologies for shite animation
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Ooh ta!
*Snuggles back*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
*nuzzles JPG's chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# *hugs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Aw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Have a Chow Chow


Click for bigger (43 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# teddy dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Yes it is :D
I get to stroke it every day at work, at the moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# It's got silly ears!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# The ears are so furry :)
They also have black tongues
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# That dog is in need of a haircut.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I don't know how the poor thing copes in the summer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# my big fat kitty has fallen in love
with the skinny grey teen-boy cat that runs cat 'tings in our carpark. She pervs on him out of the window at all times when not snoozing.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Right, that's me done, I'm too tired.
G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Aww!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Awwww, that's lovely!
*grumble* I want a cat :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Get one!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# rescue a disabled one from a home
they are the funniest
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# That is fantastic... It is also sending me to sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Awwww sleepykittin!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Oh now come ON
that's far too cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Deadderz.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# 'shop it onto some asphalt, and post it with the message "Kill your speed, not a kitten"
It's amazing how the effect that image has can change
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You know what else kills kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah, God does, if you believe that image... Makes you blind too, apparently.
'tis a good thing I can touch-type.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Nightynighty, ninjlekit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Nighty nighty
Sweet temptress...zzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# How appropriate...
Offski tiem. Night night b3tans. Sweet dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Byeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hahahah...I know how he feels...
very woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Ta Shnoozie Shtevie...
.....zzzzz...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ahhh... 15 mins and I can leave the office and have a 20 min snooze on the train...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# WAKE UP KITTEN. TIME TO CHASE STRINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Drow Z . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# i was tired enough before you but this little minge up
woo!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh no, I has the dreaded shrinks!


Hello! :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
both twit t(WOO) worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Get that bird . . . tweep !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# made for a magazines 50th issue :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Wow!
God, you're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# to ne honest
i followed a tutorial for the background effect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# haha
cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I knew it ;D
psd.tutsplus.com/tutorials/tutorials-effects/advanced-glow-effects/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# /pedant
it's spelt "Schfiifty"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# pfffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# ah, "Schifty" apparently
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-icC-gNeMY
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I was thinking it would have been better if it said "Fluffy"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# That is rather nifty, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Brasseye :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# no idea
what that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Oh my fucking god, you have to watch Brasseye
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# thass nice
good colours and swirly patterns n' shid

What magazine was it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Photoshop Creative
dont know if it will get printed or not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Oh cool :)
Which magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# cheers
it was for Photoshop Creative
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# next time try "50"...
...it's less work!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# thats in the background
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I saw it.
very nice
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# :)
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ooooOOOOooo!
Me be liking that, sir

Edit: TJ: this has already done the rounds, yes?

tv.hobnox.com/#/en/DiViD/123floor/6ufuc
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It is like watch some drunk grandad who is trying to rape you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# very
swish!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hell yeah! utterly brill!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# yay
thank you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Aceness
Home time!

Only 4 hours until I go to see Star Trek and I've got loads to do before then :(

See you all later
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *waves*
Byeee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# bye
bye you lucky git! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Have fun, let me know if it's worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# have fun, you lucky sod
Another film I wont get to see
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# cool!
but I'm always disappointed when those tutorials just say 'render lens flare to a black background, then keep playing with the warp filter'
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaa
this was mostly gradients and clouds :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Cor

It was for this magazine, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Yay!
My favourite B3ta magazine!!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I just cut up a dorset naga chili so I sympathise with the bloke on the cover.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I was on fucking fire last week
that's why I'm having my hair cut on Saturday, to even it out a bit.It didn't burn much, luckily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Oops
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# That was possibly the best day ever
on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# heheheheee
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
this is may be my favourite thing on b3ta. though there might be an animation that just pips this....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Very swish!
Slight TJ: news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/8036618.stm
Look out for DUCKS at about 50seconds in.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Glowingly Glowing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# like nothing
has ever glown before :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# 'ning


CFB

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Made me do a nose-breathy-exhalation of mirth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# "huh"?...
...and also, "what?".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha...
yes thank you
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# snickers but still
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Pretty ... Pretty ......... Pretty Good!


7-Shape Vector Larry David (T-shirt Available)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
-
View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Oh yes, I love The David :D
edit: In other news while in the US my Credit Card got cloned and someone went on a $3k shopping trip \o/

hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Cunts!
Credit card company reimbursing you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Aye - have a meeting with the Bank tomorrow as well, since it's a debit VISA and my bank account is fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Oh fuuuuuuuuck
*cuddles lovely fuzzy dixy head* I hope it all goes ok, petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Yeh, should be ok - just a lot of talking and paperwork to do...
Anyway, must dash to meeting xxxxx mwah

LOVE TO ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# xxxx mwah to you
I like it when he leaves in a rush, I always get more kisses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *waves*
Bye, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# if you were never there, it couldn't have been you
have this what I just got inspired to knock up all quick like by way of compensation

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# 3 grand in a foreign country and they didn't query it?
They stopped my fucking card the other week even though it was my once a month online Tesco shop, which was bleedin' obvious if they'd looked on the account.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Jeezy Creezy!
get the scissors to that one sharpish...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# It was quite the shock, but I don't need to tell YOU :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# $3000 of 'Hi, I'm JPG' t shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Simon Carter isn't cheap, mon cher..
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# :D
don't, we did so well not going in Liberty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# That would have been a fatal excursion...
Fun, though!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :D fatal indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I wanted to go in there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Noooooo, bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I don't know, never been in there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I'd come out with lots of things
and no money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# It's only money, you can't take it with you, so you might as well spend what you can :)
I want to go there now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I do, that's why I'm always broke
but wearing pretty shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I want to go to Liberty's :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I have a special pair of scissors for exactly that purpose,
it's happened so bloody often.

grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# You should be totally protected if it's credit...

EDIT ah - debit. Ouch. That happened to me a while back and the bank were totally sound about it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Oooh, the bastards
I had that happen to me, even though I hadn't been to the US and hadn't used the card for 3 months or actually have card as my ex had it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Lol I just bought new shoes!

3k ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# you made me lol you sod
Actually they bought $550 of new shoes at Footlocker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# New shoes?
*wheels out the old fave*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I've seen this so many times that the Women decision-making process has etched itself into my mind and kicked out the default male process
great now i have to buy new shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I do tart it out at any given opportunity, it's true...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# however I do feel
that the Male cycle should involve a 'lose shoes' subcycle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D
And why did you not spend it on photography equipment?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I was busted before I had the chance, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# blimey!
the rotters...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hehe.
I recall having my wallet stolen the week I had just been issued a new MBNA platinum card with a £32K limit. A guy and his girlfriend ( friends of the thief ) were caught on camera using it, for the first time in a garage where the girlfriend worked getting £20 worth of petrol and a Daily Mirror.

Way to milk that credit limit Einstein ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# haha
Ray guns in the hands of chimps :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# The stunning intellect of the criminal classes never ceases to amaze me.
They were using a hot card, in a place where one of them worked, for petrol for a car, presumably with a number plate, that will certainly be on CCTV?

I presume they got away scot free then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Ha.
It really was a big pain in the arse for me actually.

Happened in Manchester where my wallet was stolen by the brother of a woman who's bed I should not have been anywhere near and when they were caught I was back in Hammersmith and had to do all my police interviews there whilst trying to juggle two sets of lies so my wife did not find out where the fuck my wallet had been.

But yeah, they were criminal masterminds indeed. I think they bought the card so were out of pocket before getting caught. The police had more fun watching me squirm when it came to recounting the evening's events for the 100th time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Naughty Pasa
Distributing the ginger loving in unauthorised locations...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# crims can be pretty thick, can't they?
I used to sell marine electronics and a bloke came in with a brand new fish-finder he wanted to sell to us.
He clearly didn't even know what it was. A quick call to the manufacturer revealed they'd just had a break-in, the serial number matched, and the old bill were chatting with him within five minutes.
Oh dear, his sonar didn't see the sharks circling...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# He wanted to do a stop-and-chat.
I didn't want to do a stop-and-chat....

ace, as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# No steven fry yet.


The pic is very good. You are very good at portraits. They stay looking like the person, Which is handy.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# So this is what Ted Danson would like, if he finally gave up the wig
Although the last time I saw him, it did look like he has had a hair transplant

That is most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# is Chevy Chase really that old?...
...just kidding... great work as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
You've been missed!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I salute your dedication and talent madam!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# What's your Vector Victor?

and this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Love the man
Love the vector...

...but just one bit of constructive criticism:
He looks like someone came all over his face.

Which isn't the Larry David image I am most comfortable with.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahah, it's making him choke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I bet he is hoping it will be a phantom turd
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# but twitter is already the most 2.0 thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Twitter 2.0, WEB FOUR POINT OH, BITCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# FUHHH
THE REFLECTIVE SURFACE IS REFLECTING BACK ON ITSELF

THERE'S TOO MUCH SHININESS IT'S GONNA BLOW
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ha ha...
...TMI.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Flush twice . . . it's a long way to the twitter servers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Twittery
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

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