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# salvation
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# ooooooooo you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Yay!
bindun like, but still yay!

*peawhores*


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Nice work you looney :D
*sings* Come and jooooooin us if you want to live
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *crosses off 'To Do' list...*
nice one

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Fuck's sake man, you're amateur
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# LET'S GO AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hahah
I imagine them to have Brassy hue and trumpets for arms :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hahah brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# This post is full of win!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Heh
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] mnngh
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Surely a sexy gentleman such as yourself gets it on a regular basis!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *badumtish*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I'll be here all week ladies and gentlemen
(except when I'm working. Bah. Speaking of which, I should probably get going in a minute :( :( :( )
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# boo to work
But youre right - break's over for me so it's back to bizarre happenings.

*waves to all*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# BOoooo
So long fair maiden, may we meet again
*waves hankie*

Edit: Well, that's me done for today, I can't take any more emotional turmoil, bub-bye b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# all lies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Shat is a joke term for the past tense of 'Shit'
His name is William Shatner.

His surname shortened is 'Shat'

The implication therefore is that he has done a shit.

The shit is brown and came through his trousers.

This is funny in all sorts of ways. none of which have been demonstrated here though.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHAHAHAH POO
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# :-)
this is much funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# It was funny the first 3 posts in the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# no it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *slaps wrist of Griffy with humongous floppy cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I came in my trousers when i saw it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# It's TV's William Shatner
demonstrating a health lifestyle be showing off his brown rice. You need some good roughage at his age.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Bin dun too death
and you could have known that! 3 years and still no photoshop/paint/flash skills tsk tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# A Paint user! Quick, man the grenade launchers!
(KatanaFoxx Sharp as a razor, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Bring in the flaming erasor of AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# What's wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# If you need to ask
then it's already too late.

*slowly unrolls canvas workbelt full of scalpels and pliers*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# That's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Is this a good example of,
Barbarossa's Law?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Well no, because there is no fail as such
Let's call it Barbarossa's Second Postulate.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I want a theorem named after me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Well the next one I come up with I will name after you then
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# i wanna think of my own theorem.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Well then I can't help you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yea, your right, I may been hasty,
You have two postulates? Lucky bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I came up with another one too but I forgot what it was
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Is he Japanese?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahhahahahah you should do sexy matlock pictures.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Brilliant
just brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# NONONONONONO
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I'm guessing that this is a protest image
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ahahahahahah
one of the best
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Shatner the Hutt, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
Nicely Barbie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# we all know what happens next...

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# i want to have sex with that green princess.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# green princess you say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# She looks better in green
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# He has never looked slimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# You did see what he looked like in the 60's, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# ahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Just when I thought I was done...
I saw this at the weekend and had a new flash of inspiration...



DE-WTF???!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *rents movie*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
Nicely done sir :)

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# not too bad earl...
had a row with my boss this morning, but apart from that all is dandy

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Bobbing along in this ocean of life
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# 'I like this' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# See I do talk sense some times :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *icebergs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Plenty of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Why is that people who work in post offices are always in bad moods?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Also: What's the deal with airline peanuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I've never been given peanuts on a flight as far as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I like the little socks they give you
and the Crabtree & Evelyn washbags
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I never wore those socks.
Wish I had now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# do you have deep throat thrombosis?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I was - in some US domestic flights, that's their idea of a light midday meal (that or horrible little pretzel things)
Why then when you land, their idea of a light midday meal is a whole side of beef in a bun?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# i've a peculiar soft spot for the british airways wocester sauce maize snacks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# They don't want to use extra fuel with the added weight
but then when you arrived at your destination they panicked and thought you were starving and needed fattening up
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Wouldn't know, never flown
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# never?
EVER?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Nope
Seeing a plain crash in front of you when you are 8, kinds of sticks with you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# TALK ABOUT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I HAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# They contain large amounts of anti-gravity
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# thats how planes take off, then they feed the peanuts to passengers and the plane slowly loses anti-gravity allowing it to land
SCIENCETM
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Silly Air france, ran out of peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# The clues in the question...
It is annoying though.

It's the classic "this job would be great if i didn't have to deal with the public".

Like Tube staff.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Entirely this.
I have never, ever encountered a tube staff member who has had a redeeming quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Of course, they are a race of troglodytes distantly related to humans, imprisoned in the late victorian era and bonded into service of the queen
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha *clicks*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ooh I have
at Baker street a few weeks ago. I misheard an announcement so asked the nearest member of staff.

She was black and had a frenchlike accent so possibly West African. She was absolutely lovely and pretty and sweet and cute and adorable and British Transport police are such bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# My mate works there
he's normally in the ticket office.

Thoroughly nice chap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yep
I know the look I will get when I drop off some pre paid postage parcels today, it will be that look of 'What the fuck do you thing we are, a postal service'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# And why is everyone - without exception - who works for the tube
An utterly obstreperous, not-my-problem, work shy, public-hating git?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Because they are
Is there some reason to why if it goes past 8pm on the underground you only see black people working in the stations?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I've got a amte
who works on the tube and isn't a twunt.

Just the one, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# LIES.
POIDH
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I bet he's popular, everyone wants to be friends with the freakshow
It's a conversation starter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Makes all kinds of sense
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *enlightens*
www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=155
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# OH I SEE
the production stills make it look like Jason X.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# It's utter pish!
and not even in an ironic way

It's just dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Pish in a good way
One Armed Boxer
Shock 'Em Dead



Both of these are at least 70 different types of ace. The first one's your typical 'shitty chinese overdubbing wins plus crap SFX' but the second has:

Hair metal
Voodoo
Glowing Eyes
Tits
Double Headed Guitars
and
Traci Lords
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ah... Traci
sign of quality
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Have you seen their version of terminator?
They even recycle their sound effects
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRca5pLTxIw
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# what the flock?
I have no idea whats going on there...

I've got Snakes on a TRAIN to watch, and a mate of mine is threatening to make me watch War of the Worlds 2

Mega Shark uses the same set for two different ships, and a jap submarine
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Saw war of the worlds two the other day........
I really want those 120 minutes of my life back sooooo badly!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Well whats the ship got to do with it
Leave the ship alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha it actually has debbie gibson in it as well!
take that starlet! Bill Hicks had his revenge from beyond the grave!

I've got I am Omega and Transmorphers from asylum. Omega is actually a really solid b-movie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Blimey that looks like some highbrow cinema there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Debbie Gibson?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# The very same
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# he's had her

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# make more sense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# fun fact:
"Sense" is German for "scythe"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# The trailer is on youtube
and is sensational.

Including what appears to be the shark BITING THROUGH THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. SERIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# It truly is dire, isn't it :)
any film where the man in charge of a huge military taskforce has a pony-tail is doomed to the annals of movie hell
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Definately channeling The Seagul
We tried to get drunk watching it, bu8t I think it actually sobered us up.

We spent the second half spotting the recycled sets and SFX shots, like when the octopus loses the same tentacle twice, but they reverse the shot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Ah ace!
Was it all you hoped for?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Everything and less
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ah the heady thrills of realising you've wasted your time and money!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Thankfully only time...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ahahhahahahaha
I shat myself
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Spot the difference...


Click for bigger (73 kb)

...cos I can't!
(I helped save b3ta! duckbilledfattypuss full of fatty pussy duckness, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ahhhh I see what you did there
edit: Oooh a viking icon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Brother 'nother mother, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Shnizzle mo frizzle
or summat.

I'm wearing a shirt today that makes me look like a gay line-dancer \o/

MWAH x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I've got a western shirt on too!
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# YAY
*throws Stetson in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# How are you, poppet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Cold, very cold.
And I have a bad neck, which makes me walk around like a 1980's Cyberman.

I want to be home in bed with hot drinks and blankies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# *cuddles up on her lap* my poor preciouskins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *curls into ball*
*sleepz*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# GOD I want to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# me too.
So here's the plan.

You distract the guards by vomiting in the corner and pretending to be ill - when they come in, I will hit them over the head with my big shoe (which I have filled with dirt). Once they are unconcious, we fashion French peasant outfits out of the bed sheets and smear the shoe dirt on our faces as a dirt disguise. We smuggle ourselves aboard the daily french peasant whore truck and once we are clear of the perimeter walls, I will overpower the driver with a ninja neck pinch. Once the truck slows down enough for us to leap safely from it, we head towards the border, muttering under our breath something about fleas and diarrhea - which will keep curious people from approaching us. Once at the border, we hide behind a bush and wait till nightfall - then crawl on our bellies to the coast, where Paul in his waiting boat will pick us up and boat us over to a cornish tea house where we will eat lovely scones with clotted cream and jam and sip lots and lots of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Or we could use the transporter
/Red Dwarf Quotes
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# You stole my plan you bitch!

except the fleas and diarrhea bit, and to be fair that was probably going to be where mine failed
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Oh my life, that sounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# testicles!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# A 'vikon'?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Dixie!
*runs*
*sees fear dawning in Dixon's eyes*
*makes the leap*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MYYYY NEEECCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!
*makes internet order for wheelchair while Jessie is in midflight*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I think we've got a bit of a Matrix thing going on here
I've had time to do today's Metro sudoku in the time I've been leaping ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# But you photoshopped it.
You might want to speak to your local mental health service about memory loss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Well I think I did...
...but I can't remember?

Is it dinner time yet?
(I helped save b3ta! duckbilledfattypuss full of fatty pussy duckness, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# The one on the left is a fat cunt.
The one on the right is just a cunt.

What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I know it's funny
but is it legal?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# just hit it already

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# It's one of those times...
...where I dunno if I'm going to hell, heaven, or prison?
(I helped save b3ta! duckbilledfattypuss full of fatty pussy duckness, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Not to make a fuzz or something..
but In Holland (if they find out who did this) you can be fined, never mind...I was just wondering. If you get caught I'll send you a cakey with a hidden iron saw ;).

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hitler only had one ball
and Nick Griffin only has one eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *leaves scalpel outside to rust*
I'm sure we can easily make that difference go away
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Can we not just bash them between a couple of bricks,
once a day for the rest of his life instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Both of them have dropped their drinks tray
Bad waiters!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Griffin isn't brave enough to win an iron cross
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Ah, now I remember...
...the one on the left isn't dead yet. :(
(I helped save b3ta! duckbilledfattypuss full of fatty pussy duckness, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# my next saucer is an ed roth tribute

this guy b3ta.com/links/tales_of_the_ratfink
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# You're far too talented for your own good
I must remove some talent from your person. Purely for fairness' sake. You understand, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Excellent as per.
Scooter finished yet? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# yes
piccies on teh blog, no money for mot and insurance thogh
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# You should be doing stop motion animation with this stuff
it would be super-good.
Edit: I have wanted to ask you since loving the last one you did. Do you canabalise exisitng model kists for bits or do you make ALL of the sutff from sratch?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# this is the only one ive done that with tyres and sutch
mostly scratch
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Blimey you star!
I fondly imagine that you have drawers full of plastic and metal odd and ends "just in case" :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# this is true
i have boxes full of shite everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# *jealous*
I wish I could build scratch built models

Coming along nicely sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Gorgeous!
Love him.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *glees*
'ningles.

You ever considered designing a trike?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# i would love to build one
but i no longer have a studio so space is an issue
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Well you could always rent a secure lock up for about £20 a week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# time and money are my biggest problem
i work stupid hours for fuck all money, such is life
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I bloody love these things that you do
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Mwahahaha!


SIEG HEIL!
(KatanaFoxx Sharp as a razor, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Am I...missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# It's a picture of Nick Griffin, taken by his dentist
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# LUCKY BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Careful now...
That spider's worth $267
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Am I missing something here?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# quick, put a little square moustache on it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I made myself into hitler yesterday when I was washing off my face mask scrubby stuff
(it's black)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# hahahahaha! I've tried to do it after not shaving for a bit.... It really didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I've been tempted several times but know that some worthy, righteous tosser
would no doubt get upset at what is actually just a patch of facial hair, and that I would probably be sacked as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ^this, bloody hitler, ruining square moustaches for everyone
I saw someone once with one, but he was Jewish, so he could get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Am I missing something here fella?
apart from the likeness to General Woundwort?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# the bit where photoshop was fired up, i'm guessing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Feel free to exploit away, I couldn't be arsed.
(KatanaFoxx Sharp as a razor, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Then you seem to be missing the point
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# You silly sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# God, I want to punch him
and I'm usually fairly chilled about just about everything, especially bloody politics!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# He has "that" kind of face
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# As bad as his face is
The badge is far more offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *wrestles pill into Jessie's mouth*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# 'lo sir!
*puts pill in cheek for later disposal*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# NOOOO!
Swallow it now! It'll power you up and make you punch him harder!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# All gone, see?
*opensmouthandshowsundertongue*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *SURPRISESNOGS*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I read that as pillow
...and it all went a bit wrong from there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Calm, take some deep breaths
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Needs more SNP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ermmmm..... either I or you are missing something
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Picture of scum posted on website
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# DULUX NATIONAL PARTY
WE KNOW THE COLOURS WILL GO
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahah!
you have to suggest that for the newsletter headline!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I'm never around for that, someone else shall have to do it.
Or I'll gaz Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Am I m(ind-p)issing something here?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# why am i looking a one of the posters on your bedroom wall?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha, oh snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is he pissing on something there?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# YES - BRITISH POLITIX LOLOLOLOLOL
/Satire lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Nicely done.
Glad I only invested fifteen minutes in my post rather than the epic I was planning...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# ok i give more of a shit about william shatner than some rightwing prat
that simply goes to show democracy doesn't work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Waiting to follow the worms...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphuBPNYcWo
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I convinved my friend that they sing "Quintin for the Worms".
By the time he realised the truth, it was too late.
Now whenever he hears the song he imagines them all looking stern, shotuing "QUINTIN".
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
poor old Quintin
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# QUINTIN! FOLLOW THE WORMS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# "That one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me"
Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# For a second there I thought I was looking at an Anne Diamond lookalike reunion
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Being Anne Diamond
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# King of Comedy
Lord of Satire
Queen of Arse
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# King of Queens
It's nice to see your _Bawls didn't drop permanently.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# So is this really what you want then lads?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ha!
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Always a gamble, football posts on this board
but it's not the most in-depth footy satire so I figure it's relatively accessible...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I don't understand this 'voluntary repatriation' business
"I've just come over from Zimbabwe with my 8 kids, where there is stupid poverty and disease and we're likely to get beaten to death if I go back...wait, you're offering me the chance to go back? I'm on the first plane!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Well said!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hit 'em where it hurts, I say
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Freedom!
'Freedom!'

Freedom! :)
(Delie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# that's better, it works now :)
I'd eat a freedom pudding
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Freedom Puddings
ha ha!
Edit: I don't know wether to laugh at the freedom puddings name or the fact that people would consider buying Pre made Yorkshire puddings in a bag! WHY, they take NO time to make ffs
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Brain's Freedom Faggots! :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Cos they're great
And come out a hell of a lot better than mine
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# They are lovely though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I have just this moment incinerated my whippet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puds are shit and people who buy them should be locked up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I have to
unfortunately my shitty electric oven doesn't like cooking yorkshires. This is doubly annoying considering where I'm from, and the fact that IT'S THE BEST THING I BLOODY WELL COOK. Well, was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Burn the oven then, that will teach it to be shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I almost did yesterday, grilling sausages
they were violently overreacting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Sausages are wonderful for trying to set fire to things, more so when they do go bang
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Mine were, I refuse to prick them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You should never prick them
I had some premium Waitrose sausages the other day, they were nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Everyone come to Lincolnshire
and I will educate you all in the TRUE ways of the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Hehehehe! Saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I was looking for some wild boar sausages the other day, couldn't find any and the local butcher is a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *out-of-context-lols*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# These were just bog standard tesco finest cumberlands
in a sandwich with prosciutto, gruyere and some mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Not to mention create a beautiful "Irony Vortex"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You go it then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I reckon they are targetted at the same demographic who buy
Rustlers microwave cheeseburgers in a bun, or the once seen never forgotten...Micro-donner-kebab
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# MICRO DONERS!
I used to love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# 0_0
A flatmate at college bought one once, I was mortified yet fascinated at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Seriously, after 10 brandy and cokes and a couple of pills they're lovely.
Ah, to be 17 again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Eurgh, I bought a pack of two from the all night garage when I wasn't very sober.
Was an absolute treat! Remembering this the next day, I ate the second one and found it to be absolutely foul...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Yeah, classic mistake.
NEVER eat them sober. Or normal kebabs, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Ohhh, Nibblypig, microchips are foul
how are you? Do you fancy coming to my gig on the 19th? It's only Wycombe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# is it? crikey, I might make the trip up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Eyyy!
White Horse- you know it, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I just looked on the map
never been in, but I know where it is, aye
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Well it'd be lovely to see you and the lady if you can make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# \o/
did you used to have a myspace somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# www.myspace.com/fathomsband
the only song on there is an old recording, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I have some venison burgers for dinner today :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Oh you lucky swine...
Can I come to your house for tea? I'm having an omelette...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# No :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Nice idea
Bit big for the lack of skills displayed however
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# haha yet another argument against yorkshire.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Best thing to come out of Yorkshire
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sheep_Brewery
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Fuck that.
Best thing to come out of yorkshire's just over 5 foot in length, orange at one end and has a kick-arse guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Henry VIII?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# OI.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Well alright, Black Sheep second then :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Eeeeeee, affirmation. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# But of course :)
*curtseys*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Smy girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# A giant musical tampon?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Prince?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# If that's what you'd like to call me
Sir...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# CORRECTION
I'm the best thing to come out of Yorkshire!

And I'm off on a tour of the Black Sheep and Theakstons breweries in two weeks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Wow, there's a fair few of us then!
We should have a 'Yorkshire lad/lass' club with 'love the county not the vote' badges :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# \o/ good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
#


I can't make badges, I don't have the c0d3z
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I'm just shit.
I could make one in paint...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Haha
If that was a t-shirt I'd wear it. I'm trying to think of a provocative way to route out the inevitable BNP voters at the pub so I can explain a few things to them
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# \o/
Steal hops!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Yes!
I hope one of them does a home-brew kit, I'm just about ready to start up a new batch
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# The North West is not Yorkshire
*edit*

bugger - Yorkshire and the Humber


I bet no-one voted
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I did
No use :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Did you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# No I was rubbish
forgot to take my polling card with me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Shouldn't matter....
*shuns*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, he's ever so naughty...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha nicely done Ninj
but he needs to have his cock out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Me or Bill?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# My god man! You are obsessed....
www.b3ta.com/board/9503482 ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I am in a ribald mood today :)
So there will be plenty of filth from me today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahah! Suits his childishly stubborn jellyface perfectly

Edit: Sorry for threadjacking but I'm really curious about this
Who did you vote for?*
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No-one is going to know who clicked what unless you actually reply as well so please be honest...

*brek-in the LAW brek-in the LAW
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I wanted someone from the roman party to get in, just for the hell of it :)
No, I didn't vote for them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Green Party for the Euros, Lib Dems in the Council.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# You are me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Does Monster Raving Looney count?
I'll never forget; in the 80's they had an outstanding policy that if they got into power they'd build a two foot high wall round Britian. If someone tried to invade they'd trip over, :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# That's not a bad idea actually
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# YEah but they also said that if they got into power everyone would have to eat cheeseburgers and wear chinos:P
I used to live next door to their old official headquarters. It was a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I liked their idea for a 99p coin
and painting the white cliffs of Dover sky blue to make Britain more stealthy
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# i voted fluffeh
*wonders if my vote was wasted
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Here's something I don't get then
Most people that I speak to have the opinions that seem to correlate with libdem, and when the topic has come up (or watching my friends feed on facebook) so many people were considering or actually voting for them...why are they fourth in this election?

What am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# People will say one thing and do another.
I reckon most of my supposedly lib dem colleagues voted con.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# i voted lib dem
pretty much always have
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# the people you speak to are probably of a similar mindset, hence why you speak to them (I'm assuming regularly) as friends/mates, etc.
you probably don't socialise in big circles where other mindsets are more prevalent, with differing political views.
It's also very much down to geography
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I had considered this
but I actually do socialise in very wide circles.

I'm anti-social without discrimination ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Party politics don't really exist these days
everyone has ideals that align with one party or another, the leaders of these parties generally don't share the same ideals.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I voted for PIRATES
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

no, seriously
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# forgot to vote
but would have voted green
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I voted liberal because I want to have Vince Cables babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# More b3tards voted BNP than Labour!!?
Sheesh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
#
b3tards trolls

in all likelihood.

I fervently hope.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Green for Euros, didn't have local
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahahah! Fecking office lols
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# nice one Ninj
/big 'ol bindun, but nice nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Aw shoot!
Cheers Archie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Making Uhura scweem and scweem until she's sick
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Him just being with 2000 miles of her, probably makes her do that
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# *Thcwueemth and thcwueemth and thcwueemth until she's sick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I KNEW I should have done ringlets today
I was going to...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I love women who have ringlets :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I just couldn't be arsed to sleep in my curlers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# awww :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It's not very comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] shatner cup

mustapha bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ha ha ha how ewww/silly
and have my only cup-related pea :D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# aww poor kev
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Revolving sex eyes ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha. Reminds me of a terrible joke.
Bloke walks into the doctor's with a lettuce leave hanging out of his arse.
The doctor says, 'Does that hurt?'
'Hurt?!' says the guy, 'That's just the tip of the iceburg!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *puts down sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# apologies..
you not eating that then?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Nah, I didn't really
Iron stomached, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# fair do's
I'm defrosting a pigs trotter for my tea :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Just thought I'd try to profit from my county's choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Oh no.
I take it my countymen have done summat terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# In the words of Johnny Rotten
"Nobody's innocent."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I don't think they have any idea what they have really done
most of them anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I don't think anyone who votes BNP
Is generally going to be reknowned for their cluefulness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# trouble is
there are a lot of people like that. It only takes an evil genius to organise them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# This is exactly it.
The irony of condemning people for being stupid, while simultaneously condemning the prospect of dictatorship.

Like anyone with more than half a brain, I would like to be a dictator. Like everyone else, I would use my powers for my own personal gain.

However, were someone else to admit to this, I would be the first to condemn them for wanting to or actually doing so.

This is because I genuinely believe I am absolutely right about everything.

Like everyone else.

*disappears in a puff of logic*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Sadly, not even genius
Just someone smart enough to say the right things at the right time.

The BNP can't even do THAT all that well so I don't know what it says about the people who voted for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# "20 GOTO 10"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Yep. Our lot too.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# My condolences.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# yes
needs fewer eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# needs fuehrer ayes?
I'm going to do a spangworth yesterday pea.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# haha
that Redbull has kicked in hasn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It's sitting warm on my desk.
I've been running round getting things sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# eww
warm redbull

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# not too bad
I just need to mix it with some freezer chilled vodka:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I think Twitter may just explode with anti Yorkshire sentiment. Since keeping an eye on that it gives you a general idea what people are going to say in confidence and not blurt out loudly unless its in someplace where they can have a pseudonym.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# What, like biggot34_UK?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Oh I've followed him a plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha
Yeah. It'd be interesting to see how many Daily Mail readers are showing more interest in the BNP now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I don't know, the BNP aren't so bad
They got me an FP after all :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hurrah
not bad for an image that didn't deserve it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# and a well deseved one no less

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# If it takes over 15 minutes does it still count as a doodle?


That's not a signature by the way, that's a scribble.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Nick Griffin?
or someone in Yorkshire...? Can't tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Seig Hey Up.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ay up :P
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# That's dead good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I like that a lot, keep up the good work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# this is good
I have a book on how to draw things

it says biro is one of the worst things to use to draw things

I say that's bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# !What a silly book!
Biro is ace to draw with.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# bollocks to biro...
I still use quill and ink
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# you tell 'em, Pepys
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# you and your modern gadgets... Eveyone knows the best medium is mud and animal blood on cave walls.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I have a dipping (quill-like, but no feather) pen for writing with - it's quite slow to do, but fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I love making my own quills.
I've got one made from a feather from my friend's parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# mine is more like a stick with a nib shoved in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I love drawing with biros
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I tend to use biro on my heads.
The one today was pencil because that's all I could find.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That's a load of balls
biro is my favourite thing to draw with
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# depends on the biro, personally i don't like them because i have shit biros.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Shit Biros?
....how extreme!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# easy to refill, though! D: eww. that was gross. I wish I hadn't typed that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahah.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# awesome doodlage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Dad?



Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ha ha
Looks like it has been up some Jap womans arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# lol...and by the looks of it shatner enjoyed it !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# i gots to pea
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahahah brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahah
but that reminds me, I have to fix a leaky toilet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Bloody Australians.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# WHY IS B3TA SO RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Australian isn't a race, it's a nationality.
'Fucking Abos' = racist
'Fucking Aussies' = xenophobic
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Fucking poms = despicable
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# despicable not dispicable
can you not speak your Queen's English?

now I must run and hide
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# i cannot type.
and besides, i fixed it before you replied so NURRRRRR
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# damn
NURRRRRR always wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I meant racist in the context of normal speech rather than the literal sense
in the same way that japanese can be racist towards koreans
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Now I want to have a nightclub with the first toilet cubicle like that.
It would confuse the fuck out of people on drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# they would still piss on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# To be fair
It's not hard to confuse the fuck out of people on drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I said
"He's not shampoo'd the duck's snout - look - she's got big jugs"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# "Do you want more drugs?"
"yesyesyesyesyesyes"
"Do you know how many fingers I'm holding up?"
".... twelvety?"
"guess again"
"hmm..... $Texas?"
"correct"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# DON'T LIE
IT'S NOT NICE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# is that Emma wotsit from Harry Potter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I would do her
and the things dragging her to hell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Kate on the phone?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahahha! things would get very messy... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# David Blunkett has broken his rib from being stampeded by a herd of angry cattle
...the guy next to me in the office just said "He obviously didn't see them coming".

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Apparently the cow let out a ROAR before charging (according to the Sun anyway)
We decided it wasn't a cow at all, but he must have inadvertently wandered into a safari park
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Proof conclusive that Jurassic Park is still going somewhere
just waiting for the funding to allow the sequel to be exposed to the public in ever more unlikely ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# were they all resigning from the Cabinet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ooooh
Seething Political Comment

I was going to say Scithing, but I couldn't speel it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Scything?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# sho' thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ha!
but they are rats escaping a sinking ship
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# it makes me laugh
"We've got a job to do, so we're going to get on with it" says Harriet Harman

it's a bit like Harold Shipman saying "Ah, never mind about all those dead old biddies, I'm a doctor so I'm going to get on with my job."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# "Doctor, doctor, my cock is shaped like a saxophone!"
"I'm Harold Shipman! Ha ha, you're fucking dead!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# It needs some glory holes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
# OMG
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V265pGgsBnM&feature=channel
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# love the comments.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Haha
"OMG NEVER BUYING CEREAL AGAIN"
Iron is good for you, bumbaclaart.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# i liked the troll that banged on about the headphones.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] This challenge needs more Twilight Zone.
(Astatine, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# don't open your eyes
it's the fucking fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Am I missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Teh fear!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *reconfigures monitor*
Oh I see, subtlelols
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# *fears the fear*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# agh the fear etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Mona Dodd
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# haha
how enigmatic I am
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Would I find your sig in a Times Crossword puzzle?
or in a free French forces broadcast?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ah
the latter.

I watched The Longest Day on Saturday on DVD. Quite by chance on the 65th anniversary of the D-Day landings. I was inspired.

also watched Tora! Tora! Tora! at the weekend - fucking awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Aha! I remember now!
Oddly I was reading about the crossword chap a few weeks back it was very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# whassat then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# *rough outline* War office in preperation for D Day right in the thick of it one top brass who is a keen crossword follower notices that one of the
D Day code words appears as an answer in the Times Crossword, over the next few weeks on the run up to D Day LOADs of D Day code words (Juno, Overlord, Gold, Omaha,) appear as answers in the Times Crossword. Poor crossword compiler is arrested, interviewd and it's all found to be a mahooosive coincedence !

Edit: Telegraph not times...more here www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1460892/D-Day-crosswords-are-still-a-few-clues-short-of-a-solution.html
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *rubs chin*
surely you mean Obama, not Omaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# ahhhh
I love all the WW2 codework stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Nephilim lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Paul Verlaine lyrics!
Chanson d'Automne

parts of which were broadcast as a code to the French Resistance to prepare them for the D-Day landings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# the flowers in my kitchen
they WEEEEEEEEEEEEP for youuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# the agony of existence of being is only second to the suffering I feel from this broken NAAAAAIIIIILLLL
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# and ze fact zat I cannot find my keyz
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
'ning all

I am in the filthiest ribald mood ever today :D

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# My throat aches for about the fourth day running.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# You should stop running then
Next patient
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# To much deep throating then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# agh! me too - day 6 for me
I have pharyngitis.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I'm on the downslope now
I had to go to the out of hours surgery 6am on Saturday as I couldn't swallow

antibiotics and more cocodamol and ibuprofen than is good for you has done the trick

try gargling with TCP for laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Smart arse response
Devoid of sympathy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# aw. *sympathy* swine flu?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# What Griffy's got by the sound of it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# get thee to the docs
I spent most of the weekend asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I am a heady brew of tiredness, stress, and silliness with a touch of priapism
and I have to sell myself to potential clients today!"!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# just make sure your cock is hanging out and all will be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *windmills*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I have to go trolling round job agencies whilst incurably highly strung and nonsensical.
I don't think CVs are accepted if they're written in crayon and simply say "I am A NonSensE"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Find an inkjet printer that will print onto craft cheese slices
and submit CV on that
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I could try and etch a woodcutting from a block of red leicester and print the CV with cococheneal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha You MUST do this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Reasonably angry.
The busker at Green Park was playing the bagpipes. My boss is in a foul mood. I've only had one cigarette. My fruit is bruised.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# this sounds like a list from a Learn English Grammar book
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I am ancy. You are grumpy. She is a bitch.
I confidentially brief. You leak. He is in violation of the official secrets act.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# *big hugs*
*goes to London to make fanny cradock feel better*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Bagpipes are not what you want to be hearing on a monday morning :(
We could do with more buskers playing Drums & Fifes.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I would through a few coppers at a military drum corp if they were outside waterloo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# They would have to be in splendid 19th century dress uniform though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
You okay?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# There goes another monocle :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Phwoarrrr!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# *monocle pops out*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hiya Moley!!
Fine thankee sir and you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I'm super today. Had a great weekend.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# i remember this as a basic program.
you pressed space and she got them out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Yes, I've still got that somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hah
*waits for someone making plane noises to feed him*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahhaha! that looks hideous :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Nice one ninj!
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
Mornin' Barbie, you well sir? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Yeah, not too bad.
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Fine ta mate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Did you take my Jaffa Cakes?


You did, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Yes, and they were delicious.
Your pic is woo.

I am bored of having to work for a living.

In other news, snow is cold, bears shit in woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I thought that bears were catholic and that it was the pope who shits in the woods...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hahahah, that's wonderful! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Pope to bear... Do you find shit sticks to your fur?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Okay, the implied punchline made me gut laugh
Seeing as how the Pope is of course powerful enough to wipe his ass with a bear (if he wanted to).

He was an internet tough guy before the internets.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Pope shouting: The power of Christ compels you! WHALLOP!!!
*Floors bear with an uppercut*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahaahahahaha
Pope is so busted.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Ha!
The truth is out
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Nicely, Toddles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Nice dorwing, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# No, I made my own,
thanks to James Rimmer on 'Something for the Weekend"

Nice hair btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Was it a giant jaffa cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# No, normal sized :(
I think there is room in this world a giant Jaffa Cake now and again, and it would definitely be a cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# :(
You need more of this
www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/332/2
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# G_G
That's what I'm talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# *dusts off jaffa cake crumbs from tshirt* No... wasn't me, honest!
top demoning, BT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# woo
*blames flowerpot*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I know, right?
Fuck those flowerpots.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I meant the b3tard flowerpot:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Oh. Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I'd hide from her for a bit if I were you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Nice and "Booshy"
*Enclickens*

*Edit* Where's my fucking candle?

*Edit 2* FFS 4 yrs and 302 posts - now there's commitment!
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Happy b3taday for yesterday
And that's some fine quality lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Hey, you're almost the same age as me :D
Happy b3taday matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# that's what happens when fucking purple immigrant gargoyles breed with our gargoylettes
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

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