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# You've seen it before!

(Nukey, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# needs linking
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] david hogney - paris collage


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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Look
a Yamaha
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# compo it
there's loadsa sausages in that little porker
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# majikal!
woo (oink) yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Ha! Fancy a game of Air Hockney?


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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# swimming pool table!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# minus the pig...
...i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Weekly Wednesday Draw Off - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Captain Howdy's busy but done this

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Ich trink der chocolat, ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha......schlurpen,schlurpen
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# you are
BRILLIANT±!!!!!

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I bet you are really normal in real life
But your drawings are magnificant madness :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I fuckin love your drawings.
They all have that weird, fuzzy look about them.
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# i love you.
no really!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I think you've made it even more sinister
Maybe it's the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# My kingdom for a tablet :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Oompa Loompas

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Sexy oompa loompas!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Aren't Oompah Loompas orange?
Also... *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# nope
they are only described as loving chocolate, writing wicked songs and having crazy hair. The orange thing was just the Gene Wilder movie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Haha, I'd love to have been at that production meeting
"How can we make midgets funnier? I know, paint them!"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I thought they were little jungle men, which meant black pygmies...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# In the early printings, but that was changed due to a hoo-haa about it being racist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# They were in the version I've read

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# oompah loompas with tits
that beats jolly jack.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# ooooh, that's AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# i don't know what that is
but i swear it wants to eat me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Ha ha!
Cor.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# lady loompahs!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Wonka's an equal opportunities employer
The one with the sack is a touch remedial too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# needs more Orange....
....or is my screen fucked again?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Still lovin' the one with the massive gob.
You da man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Lovely as always Mr Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# jonny depp ruined it for me
creepy fucker that he is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Normally he's all sex but I hated him as Wonky Willy
also wasn't impressed with Sweeney Todd but that was because of the singing!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# the only sweeney todd i liked
was the play i was in in school.
i got to be a ghost :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I watched it again the other day and think he was excellent :)
I was also impressed to discover that Burton's one uses the original Loompa song lyrics from the book, unlike the Gene Wilder film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# maybe so
but gene wilder wasn't creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# it's been a while since I read the book
but I'm not sure the Dahl vision was 'camp as fuck'.

I actually liked Johnny Depp's portrayal. And that's speaking as someone who really doesn't like Johnny Depp.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# it probably is a lot more loyal to the book
but i simply didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Fair enough
you can't argue with that.

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# *at eases*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Yay! First one i've done in AAAAAAGES....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# serves her right
greedy bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# That's no moon
!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Its all i've got.


Crap drawing skillz and a poor sense of humour :(
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *That's* the secret ingredient?! Ew!


*continues drinking*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Haha!
The first time I tried to write "Choc" ended up me somehow spelling it "Cock".... how odd.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I missed it again :/ woo to the pics, toast

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I still love this like it was one of my own children.
Not that I know what that feels like.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# These are all fabulous, yays to you all.
*gets back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Woo
reminds:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# oh christ, gaz me, what was I meant to be doing?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Charlie and the Lo-Fi Cholcolate Factory
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Pork Gallery
where pigs go so see famous images of their ancestors.....

apols for size but the younger kiddies who dont know this might not have seen the pig..... thats my excuse and I'm etc etc

ok, reduced now.

(BatFastardUK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# much better, and have a WOO!
wow, actual size, too.
(top pic though!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I thought they went here:
maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=biggar&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=uk&ei=Dj-VSq__EeCfjAfP0NzfDQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1

But yes, that is rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# is it a hogney?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Battered sausage.
Also, HUGER!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] the wily and deadly sausage snake takes unsuspecting diners by surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hes only angry..
cause you killed his mate!
(JakeyD, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# he was getting ready to
give it a violent sexing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# And that warranted getting stabbed up?!
Hello Miss Monkey, I likes your sausage pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ho there, good bucket!
it's amazing what can be done with a humble banger, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ah, the pangs of disappointed sausage-love,
how keenly they cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# all too true
he's just come out of a doomed relationship with a gherkin, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Quiet and cunning, Serpensia Sausagius waits for the perfect moment to strike.
Well done sir. Click for you.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# thankee
although i'm not a sir.
no, not a sirpent, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Terribly Sorry Ma'am.
I tend not to troll people's profiles....
It gives off the wrong impressions xD

Snakius Sausagis? (I don't know, I dropped Biology before mystical A-Levels).
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# this is the internets
pandering and stalking are where it's at ;)

i don't know his scientific name, i just call him george.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ORLY?
The interwebs have been lying to me then.

Aww. "hey george! you cute littl-*GLARK*"
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# and george claims another victim
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha! the perfect way to commit murder at a party!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# sausage roulette is much classier than cyanide in the trifle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I always prefer giving the Punch a little extra "kick"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# me too
although i prefer to add vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Read that as willy and . . .
must have been the look on his . . . well . . . you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Natures a harsh beast
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Is this symbolic of the American boycott of Scottish goods?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# no just a dead puppy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Listen to that Sizzle!
(JakeyD, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# blaupunktwurst
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Fucking hell!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# cheeky girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Banger & Olufson
?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# About time!!!!
(JakeyD, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# And in other news
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# i must admit
i love the carry on films. i am currently drinking a cuppa out of my carry on abroad cup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# THEY COULD GET FIRED WITH AN HOUR'S NOTICE LOLOLOLOLOLO:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# NO BENEFITS LOL LOL LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Knew the Krays.
Probably claim to have known Ronnie Biggs, once he's karked it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] o.O
(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I LOVE THE SMELL OF BACON IN THE MORNING
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# as do we all
except those veg-loving pantywaists
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I'm not veggie cos I love animals
It's cos I hate vegetable*







*woody allen
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# that's strange
because i hate woody allen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Me too
this one made me chuckle though
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# it's his voice that annoys me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# try listening to him with the sound off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# this is a damn fine idea
i usually watch him with the telly off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I find this is also the best way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# yeah, those hippies!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# and toast,
and eggs,
and grilled tomato,
and mushies,
and....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Hmmm, pork.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# sowwie
:(
(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# bacon bacon bacon.....

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# "When delivering Jedi we always use the . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha
You silly bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# "Don't get cocky kid!" ;) he he
Silly thought that needed spilling, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# That's no recorded delivery!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hehehe
Try tracking that online!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahahah! *uses force spang*
on the subject of delieveries, anyone had to pay out for import duty before?


edit: ah, it's all here: customs.hmrc.gov.uk/channelsPortalWebApp/channelsPortalWebApp.portal?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=pageTravel_ShowContent&id=HMCE_CL_000014&propertyType=document
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# erm.. er...
erm...

erm


I've not imported anything!

erm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# dammit, well import something now, and tell me what happens! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I think it's handled by.. um... some.. delivery company whose name escapes me on behalf of C&E
you may well get the thing and not pay

however...

it is your responsibility to pay

and the customs website is a frigging mess
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hmmm... I really hope I don't have too....
just wasn't sure how I actually have to pay/who I pay if I do get stung, and what happens to the package...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# there's something I want that's about £120
add vat + duty to that

yay!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# sucks, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# yes
the mafia must have their cut of your business, or they will become "dissapointed"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I have, but I can't really remember how it worked.
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# it's taken a weight off my mind, thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Well I found it most informative
let me now summarise

* Import Item
* Tax!
* Some Stuff Happens
*
* Profit! or maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Always get it labelled as "gift", value under 18 quid
Erm, I mean, always declare it for what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I used to do this when I ordered CDs from America.
The company stopped doing it a couple of years ago though, as they didn't want to get found out and arse raped.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# the major responsibility of the documentation lies with the reciever though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# duty not liable until it's £36 I think
of course there's VAT as well

so far everything I've bought has been under 5 quid tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I forgot to specify that when I was ordering....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Yes - the delivery company (Post Office/PArsehole Force, DHL, etc.)
often pay it for you at customs, then demand you pay the bill plus their own fee (which could be £12 on its own, possibly more than the duty itself) before they'll hand it over. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# In a fight against the evil Royal Mail empire
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I find your lack of postal insurance disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Jedi!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Dude...where've you been...
...this is GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ha haa!
if you had put them in one of these:

...you could compo it :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I love vehicles shaped like food
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I quite like food shaped like vehicles!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I have drawn you all a lovely picture. Bask in its joyfulness please.
(Mu2, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# ahahahaha!
DUCKBLIMP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# HAHAH! I FOOLED YOU ALL!
IT WAS REALLY ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# (Special Circumstances)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I'll make it a 25 second wait next time.
I was trying to rile some nazis, like a good communist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# HAHAH HAHAH AHAHAHA AHAHAHA
YOU REALLY SHOWED US

(communist)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Well, that was unexpected.
Very nice, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# It was the natural progression from
this last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Who r you and y r you takin credt 4 my pic?
(Mu2, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# That could be a fun way to annoy a real newbie, pretend to be them and get into an argument over who's real.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Wut?
(Mu2, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# oh man that was so funny in online games and stuff
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# *superciliates*
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9184626#post9184661
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# You're no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ;-)
Sorry, sorry: back to the masked ball, both of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# *basks*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# in Russia, duck blimp flies YOU!
very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Yay I was just thinking how unrealistic a representation of our British Summer
when the Russian Duck Blimp floated by and I got all nostalgic :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# "Kirov reporting"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Lully
I assume that was the view from a window in East London last night no?
(Danabnormal, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# COMMIEQUACKBALLOONS FTW!
*gets with party doctrine*
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ugh out of practice photoshop error.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# don't worry watl, microsoft will hire you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# HURRAH
Where do I sign over my soul?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# you have to sign bill gates' penis.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# That's some rigourous sex they are having
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I dunno,
Vimod doesnt seem phased by it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# He's judging whether it should be b& it or not
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Of course
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# heheheh! Super Squirrel Fighter II :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# SEX!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# 2's better than one

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# THIS IS ALSO THE FUTURE OF MANKIND
I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY FOR THIS ERROR!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# THIS IS THE FUTURE OF MANKIND
I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY AT THIS SCENARIO!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# yow!
(Yog Sogoth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# :)
Those dodgy Poles
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahahhahaha!
the original on PSdisasters was shocking :D

edit: blimey, it's made it onto the BBC News site
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ford
got caught doing the same thing a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hehe, I like it when the reverse happens: there is an image of a family, and they change one of the kids so he looks asian just to be politically correct...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# yeah
funny if they shopped out the asian in this one too, just for maximum white supremacy.
(Yog Sogoth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Giz us a job Mr.Gates.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# This is clearly what was originally intended
(Olipro is apologising for length, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
#
Photobucket

Seamless
(JimChimney, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I made a cow machine
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Wait, what? BEEFSAUSAGE IS AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE >:(
Sausage should always be 100% delicious pigbits.

Also: Does anyone have a link to the freebase and vimod source pictures ta Boom
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# A pox on you, sir! beef sausages - good quality ones, are amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hurgheh and ph!tueee
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I agree with Lemon in describing beefsossige as Hurgheh and ph!tuee.
Pork and apple = d'li shias

Beefs = WRONG WRONG WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# pork and apple? hell no.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# we are the orange

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# needs more vitamin
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# it's in bloops profile innit
edit: oh, not any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# pew pew pew
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ugh.
Search continues.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Here's Vimod
www.shopto.net/XBOX%20360/GAMES/XB2VI04-Viva%20Pinata%3A%20Party%20Animal.html

But you've already got that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I got them both now!
MUHAahauiahuahajnb
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Glad I could be of service
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Beef & Tomato sausages FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# NO. You're all wrong and wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# they are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I had some nice venison sausages recently
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)
# oooh, now that is the king of sausages - venison and red wine
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Conflict. Venison is awesome, but I dont want to sully the sausage with non pigbits.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I've got your back on the beef sausages issue though
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Poor deer :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# It died for a worthy cause
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# chicken and leek sausage is nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Who this?


Click for bigger (111 kb)
(JacksonPollock, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Magnet Magnetssonn
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Butros-Butros Ghali
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# chris waddle!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# SCORCHIO!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Ab-del-dog Alley-ziggy-DVR-Horus-Master-of-the-Universe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ^
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Right idea
The following components are correct:
Ab-del-?-alley-?-?-?-?
(JacksonPollock, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# In the click for bigger I realised that it was a torch, not a DVR.
Anyway, I saw the right answer below :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Actually that's Al, Ziggy is who he's always referring to.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I know - I chose ziggy for extra amusement value. It did refer to the hand-held device, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I can't actaully remember whether it was the device/huge all knowing computer/or random guy at the other end
of said device.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# George Formby
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Sting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I don't know why, but this made me laugh "out loud", as they say. :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Is it my Cardigan?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# EAGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# A buff gay egyptian who sells knock off torches in alley ways with his trusty side kick hound dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Jamie Oliver's foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I was going to make a witty and smart arsed comment but Im going out for a smoke
Abdelbaset al-Megrahi
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
#
You have it sir!
(JacksonPollock, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# But there's no Alley in there?
Alley Al?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
#
You're right, there is an extra Ali - Abdelbaset Ali Al Megrahi - but he was close enough.
(JacksonPollock, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Engelbert Humperdinck?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Sardo Numspa
'afternoon everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Jackson Pollock
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I read that as Jackson's Bollock.
/Specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
worth the wait
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Haha! Even though I've seen this before and knew what was coming
I sat and watched the whole thing anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# You're too kind.
Or easily amused...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Scape goat
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
#
This is quite possibly right, too.
(JacksonPollock, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# No idea
but send him back to Libya
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# with flags a flying!
:)
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Ian Rush.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# EXACCHKHHLLLYYY
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Barry George.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Marianne Faithfull
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ab-del Bassit-ally-al mag-horus-he
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# pecdelbassetalleyziggytorchrahheman
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Some load of political bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# FREE OIL FOR ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# The Penis Collector
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I am aghast
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# OH GOD NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# O_O'
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# It's John Carpenter's The Prisoner.
(Rogue Sausage, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
#
Carpenter's Mccririck's
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Genius.
You should make it into a catholic children's book about the sin of onanism.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Haha.
One day he'll find his testicular twin.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# thats horrific
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Oh fuck!
Semanya is next!

Noon all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# So the red robot floaty thing stole a bloody condom from that man?
curiouser and curiouser!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Suddenly...
... I know the secret of dark hams. It's not pigmeat at all, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# This is why I never carry jam in a potato sack.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# lummy
Ludvig grew up to be a right cunt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# haha
As a kid I wanted to take him apart and see what was inside
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# crystal meth and needles I bet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Was that the Glaswegian version of Crystal Tips and Alistar?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *involuntarily crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Shit, who fucked with the dark hams again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Me. And I'd do it again, damn you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# wonderful wondeful wonderful but *FEARS
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# 0.o
HE DID NOT USE THE GEL?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# By the 23rd century, all gel supplies will have been totally exhausted.
However, there will be robots for every concievable task, including penis collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# That's one hell of a scrote he's holding
8*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# This is exceedingly dark and sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# LEAVE HITLER ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# NOOooooooooo !
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)
# neeeeeein mein Todesstern ist zerstört worden!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Alles ist lustiger in der deutschen Sprache
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# mein Esel hat Klumpen auf seinen Testikeln
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I am a jelly doughnut
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Dough?
Or Dough-Nut?

There is no 'try'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Dum dum dum dum dumdum dum dumdum
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I think you meant to say...

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oh you bad man
That kept me giggling and singing under my breath for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# ICH WILL NICHT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Ich...nichten lichten
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ich finde Ihren Mangel an Glauben zu stören
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Die Fähigkeit, einen Planeten zu zerstören, ist unbedeutend neben der Macht der Gewalt
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Er wird zu uns oder sterben, mein Herr
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:53, archived)
#
我是你的爸爸。
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Nicely
Wir machen spass mit Hitler. (My german is piss-poor these days.)

Do you mind if I drop this here? It seams like it's not worth its own thread...

(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I bet his bitch is glad that he doesn't consider her a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Why is he dressed as a priest?
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# The allegations against the Catholic church are one of his top 10....
Either that or something about him being the dog, rather than having a female one. It's a dog collar pun*.

(* may not be true.)
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# He bought a male dog right?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I wonder if Ice T's got a problem with Jay Z getting all the credit for his idea.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Clicking this.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Odd-Fish
Part one:
Odd-Fish

Part two:
Odd-Fish
Click the thumbnails for readable.


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# oh deary me, that is class.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
that's getting a click
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Poor manatee he really ought to read the label
not water resistant
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Oh gods
that's terrible. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# There was a second of glorious penny-dropping
and then only the blackness of pun agony.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ...


possible huge bindun

also: nings folks ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# needs more brain-splatter-gore
hehe fetch me a mallet!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I would fund the cloning programme to make this show happen
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# doink!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# This made me chortle
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *copyrights, sells to Channel 4*

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# About fucking time!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Great news, but why are they waiting until next year, FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# contractual obligation with endemol
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# as for those contactural obligations...they should end-'em-all
...sorry
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I suspect "reached a natural end point" is TVSpeak for "we're flogging a dead horse here, guys"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# It might be the five hour long live footage of them sleeping that gets old.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I would be genuinely interested in what their viewing figures are at that point.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# they stopped doing that didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# it's still on e4 overnight i think
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# This is terrible news!
It means all those people who would have been voluntarily incarcerated will be out there on the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# But...
Where are we going to get new celebrities from now?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Oh, don't worry
I'm sure they'll find some way to crawl out of the woodwork.

I think, instead of the round-the-clock coverage of Big Brother, when it ends, they should just broadcast lovely nature scenes. With birdsong and 'owt. Or fire. Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:56, archived)
# They could do round the clock coverage of Big Brother on fire.
With birdsong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Haha
Brother does like his eyeliner? And a good sissy fight
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hurrah!
Finally, after they reached their natural endpoint

Which was one week into series two
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Tenner bet that Channel 5 will pick it up before too long
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Thankk fuck for that
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)

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