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# no idea why?
(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# WHY?
I'll tell you why.

Because it's cocking ace, that's why! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# On a related note....


Only on B3ta can you post a pic of a shark with a train in it's mouth and then someone else posts something else along the same lines
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Noice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahaha
Thilly.

Thatth thilly.

You're thilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# TJ
Has anyone got yesterday's Daily Mail?

Apparently this pic was in it too, can someone confirm....

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1255963109/SchwarzeneggerBach.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# one minute
mum's got it.

No it's not there, what about online?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Someone sent me an email saying it was in the daily mail
I guess they must have meant the sun.

I can see how they could get easily confused...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# The Sun are on a teefing rampage at the mo
someone gazzed about one of mine a couple of weeks back

They've ditched cartoon strips for 'stuff we nicked off the web'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# a b3tan who buys the daily mail?
whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# They might have nicked one...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# not me no
Has HappyToast won the laptop yet?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# He won it months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# laptop ?
i thought it said lapdance, that's ten min's wasted in photoshop i won't get back
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Just checked and no, it's not in
er,I found a copy in next door's duatbin.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# OK cheers!
Sorry to make you do that, dude :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# No idea why, is normally the best raeson
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Assassin's Sid
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# the second game looks good..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# When the first game gets to £3.50 I'll buy it.
(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# its free on torrent
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# for the ps3?
Also the shadow on is face is fucked. not that it matters.
(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# if you have you ps3 chipped then yes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I didn't think it was chipped yet.
(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# it's not been chipped successfully...yet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I read a very interesting report on two games companys in trouble from proven piracy
one an iPhone developer who recorded 99% usage from pirated copies of their game (that Apple are yet to try and stop) and the other being the excellent Pixeljunk people who are giving up making PSP titles due to the hacks there.

In simple terms, stop fucking pirating stuff you cunts, you're stopping games even getting made now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I also heard World of Goo has a 99% piracy rate.
They also said they are doing incredibly well though, and in fact for their one year birthday they let people pay a donation of whatever they want for the game as low as $0.01.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I seriously think this is the way forward
at least for PC games.

I recently got Championship manager for £2.51

There's no packaging, shipping costs. Your marketing costs are next to nothing because word spreads so quick of the deal...

And you cans till shift a fair few copies at the shop price (29.99) to those who haven't heard of the deal
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Well most PC games do that with digital download after a while.
Once everyone who has feasibly bought a copy has bought one, it goes on steam or whatever for cheap, and they get whatever it is minus the service's fee.

It's still gonna be just as expensive as a digital download new though, largely because big non-indie companies sink so much fucking money into development and advertising now it's not even funny.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# The market now
is worth more than Hollywood though, so I suppose they think it's worth it.

I think Charlie Brooker said that GTA IV was the first game to cost over $100 million... that is insane
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# 100million and a nice tax write off too.
Its nice to see games companies grow up.

Have a read - Hollywood accounting..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting
(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# You'd have to be clinically insane to think you can make money from iPhone software anyway.
And PC games ain't gunna be hard to crack at any point.
Closed systems like the PS3 are the only way for games companies to make money unless they bother to consider lowering the price for consumers.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Bloody right!
Maybe I wouldn't have got made redundant at Christmas if there had been a bit more confidence and money in the UK game dev industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I don't download and I wont buy DRM games.
99% of games are not worth being downloaded. 100% of games are not worth £40.

I've saved over a grand on not up grading my PC as the games I really really want to buy "at full price" are full of DRM dial home log in crap.

Bargin ps3 games are all i'll buy these days.

SecuROM is malware by any other name. stuff like that.

Edit: and piss on windows live.

Edit2: and find a DS game that doesn't suck beyond belief.

Edit3: some games maybe worth £40; but 6 weeks later they cost £30?

(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I think £40 is a bargain for Batman
I must have spent well over 20 hours on that before my BluRay packed up, £2 an hour is a fucking bargain

In fact most of the games I buy last me well over 20 hours, LBP, Tekken, Star Wars Force Unleashed, Ratchet and Clank. I think the £40 mark is sound, especially as that usually means £30 off Play
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I want to get it for the PC. Would have upgraded the whole system..
needs windows live account. No thanks.

Its £25 on the PC. but it comes with all the DRM windows live install / login problems.

(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# you don't actually need to connect to windows live, you can create an offline account and still play the game
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# It’s more a principle
Any online activation = no
Any DRM software checking installation = no

I paid for the software, I shall not be treated as a criminal. Criminals download the software without any on-line activation and or DRM software and typically have a better experience because of it.

I’ve taken my money elsewhere. rather a lot of it. I'm shocked I used to spend that much.

Have been meaning to buy World of Goo as it is drm free; but I don’t spend that much time using the PC for non-work stuff.
(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Some great games at the mo
About 10 hours into Borderlands, loving this so far, got Tekken 6 coming up this weekend, Modern Warfare 2 will pretty much end what's left of me social life lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# i got red orchestra on steam for 5 euros, best bargain ever
but i cant play it cause my laptop is too slow.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# In my opinion (and I realise you don't share it and that's ok)
COD4 and COD:WAW have been easily worth their price tag. I have had literally days of play from them. Comparing this to the price of a cinema ticket or a new hard back book or a nice meal or a DVD etc., then I think you get great value for money.

Many games do suck though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I'm gonna stick this in you *dirty laugh*
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Carry On
Listening to that merchant
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ning chaps and chapettes
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Reminds me of Al Murray "The problem with Britain is we've no pride any more! Why not? We must have the best rail-replacement 'bus service in Europe!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# A painting i'm working on....


source - gilliann.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Maharet-Stock-141640317 (a bit nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# this is good
does she have a tense nervous headache?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# relieved by T-gel
hang on thats not right! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I was also going to ask if it was some kind of star trek character
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# no its just someone
from deviant art - have a look at the link :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# it wants me to setup an accoutn
it's very naughty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# silly deviantart
try this fc07.deviantart.com/fs50/f/2009/300/c/4/Vampire_Maharet_Stock_by_Gilliann.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I think we should be able so see the full pic
this one cuts off where it gets good
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# You can art.
Therefore you are a better person than me.

This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
well i keep trying - hope oneday to do something good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Ace work, Mr Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# thank you and may i just say
"69 - dude!!" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# woah! *air guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# "Be excellent to each other!"
"and....party on dudes!" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# in an emergency a pantie liner can be used as a blindfold.


wooo the pic
(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# noym noym!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Someone Robbed Rob's Eyes!!!!
o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Stuck between a firm thing and a firm thing


de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Pfft!
Like it!

And with that, it's time for lunchie munchies. Anyone want anything from the shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Cornetto
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# \o/
Winner! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Don't forget my National Robbery ticket!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/9767312
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Porn
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I am not buying you porn
you have to get it from the railway sidings like everybody else!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# A crossbow?
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# the contents of the caash register
please
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# The caash register?
Is that the one operated by KHAAAAAAAAN!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# yes
that's the one : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# as large a bag of money as you can find please
to pay the nice man at the garage who has left me penniless from car repairs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'll see what I can find
then you and claptonista can fight over it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# failing that, some tootie frooties
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Can you check if the new Viz is out yet?
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# This.
And some wine gums.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# and some sports mixtures too
I bought something from a dude on ebay, and he wanted some sports mixtures when I went to collect the item

they are quite nice!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# some Iced Jems, Panda Pop, and a He-man jelly sweet from back in the day, please.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Some Munchies
Ta munchly :)
(Cloudane, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# a good bank and a naughty bank
heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Olde English Spangles
please?

oh and a have a click as a down-payment.

(yeah I know, wrong post too. I'm thick ok?)
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Vote for a change compo
Right - this has been a bit of a mess. You made some GREAT images but Vote For A Change haven't judged them.

I've given them a number of deadlines that they've sailed through. Today I give up - the final deadline is 3pm.

Either they judge it by 3pm or I judge it myself.

The weird thing is - this isn't about money. They've sent me the cash to pay for the prizes. So that's all there - just a mysterious silence about judging the damn thing.

EDIT: Yep. Just to be clear. Someone WILL be winning a £900 laptop at 3pm. Please vote.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/mockthepoliticians/popular/

EDIT2: Moaning about it online has produced a result. Had a call from them a full winner list will be in our inbox by 1.30 he promises. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK.

EDIT3: WE HAVE WINNERS! Update soon.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# they are very busy driving a Noddy train up and down the country
asking people to do things for them and then ignoring them thereafter like proper politicians
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] And they've the cheek to ask us to Vote?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I vote each and every one of us, send them the pic above
They might get the message?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# The irony of them not being arsed to vote has caused Saturn to fall out of its orbit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# maybe they'll stop accusing politicians of being too busy to answer to their voters
or even stop asking for money to spend on "business trips" and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# this ^
with a clearly marked cross
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# This ^
Vote For A Change can't be arsed to Vote On Their Own Competition.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Why did you delete your entry?
I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I deleted all my entries because VFAC was treating us all like twats.
and I didn't want them to use my images.

My little stand over a condescending attitude to the general public that is rife amongst the political cognoscenti.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ^
yep

ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I don't even live in the country or care for whoever's in government (beyond their foreign policy)
BUT.

Fucking hell, if the people that are trying to organise a bit of change give up halfway through then you lot have no hope. The only option is to start rioting.

At least the french government has a healthy level of fear when they consider their constituents.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# The french are just fearsome though.
We Brits are rubbish in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Only in the last 30 years
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
Everyone to Paris, let's burn cars!

Where in Grenouillardland are you, then?
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# perhaps they are wishy washy liberals after all
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *insert comment about "noob" and "talk is over there"*
HappyToast is gonna win, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# choose me!
oh. wait. I haven't entered.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# the ironing is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# bloody splitters!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Haha.
Lovely.

I'll judge it if you want.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# You are right to call this fiasco to a close

But one big problem.
The winner is supposed to have his/her image printed on 400,000 postcards.
VFAC could choose a different image than the one you choose for their postcards. If they do, the creator of that image could demand the prize.

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# they could
but I suspect no printing is going to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# You are probably right.
They're probably using their printing budget for their 'really clever' Zombie protest and drinks after at Tiger Tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# see you there then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# they probably already picked a winner
one of their groups kids

who drawed a picture of a paliments in mspaint.exe with a innocent slogan about democrazy


on the plus side it's been a great demonstration of how it all really works, so bravo in that regard to them :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# If they make postcards of this and send them to 400,000 people
www.b3ta.com/board/9638217
my respect for them will be fully restored :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# it's politics, the fact they merely ask opinions is irrelavent to them already having decided upon theirs
much like european voting and Eire, keep having a vote until it's got the correct answer (in the meantime your country has a sudden agricultural disease outbreak.. tinfoil much? fuck no).

which was the response after holland and france said no originally "We must get them to vote the right way" (to paraphrase, but said at press conference)

bollocks to them all :D

big dangly throbbing bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I vote for a socialist reform
in which the prize money is divided equally between all the entrants
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# they are too busy throwing their toys out of their prams
after being told they couldn't use their wife as an excuse to milk the system and that the tax payer won't fund that property they are renting out to saudi businessmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# "Carry on mockin'anyway"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# i wonder if i entered this?
probably not... how does that affect my chance of winning?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *searches for cockweasle's image*
hehehe

edit: OH MY GOD SQL ERROR!

but I think I might have already voted for this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I really want the Cockweasle pic to win
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ^ thises
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# revisiting an old friend

click for video
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Can't. Stop. Watching.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# your blood techniques are delicious
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# cheers
thanks to sheep for giving me a load of stock splatter. I can't imagine he uses it much himself...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Yay!
I'm glad you put them to use
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# eew! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# This happened to me once

*likes this a lot*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
This is exactly what my parents told me would happen if I picked my nose. when I was 4, I believed them.

/scarred-for-life blog
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha........"got the bugger"
tremendous:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Bloody Excellent! CLICK, CLICK, CLICK!
Now I know why mum told me not to pick my nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# YESSSSsssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# i hate it when that happens.
WOO!, splendid stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# that's gotta sting!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha!
nicely..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ruddy eck
top stuff as usual, Mr Cyriak!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *SPLORT*
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# superb!!
/as per
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# that probably looked better in your head!
hahah did you see what I did there?

:)

fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Haha..
lovin the 'sneaky' expression at the start of the vid.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha.hahaha.
hahaha :DD
(herman:D, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Reminiscent
of Arnie's nasal antics in 'Total Recall'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# great video
gets clicked by me
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha,
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# click!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# My two year old will see this ...
... if I've got anything to do with it.




Might stop him copying his dad.
(Neil_E_There didn't the Aussies used to be good at cricket?, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Outstanding
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# glorious
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# love. this.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# oops


Click for bigger (203 kb)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I would totally flatten him.
WOO-ly image, Msr!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# heh heh
good cartooning
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ooh, that's rather brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# he has rotted cauliflowers in his ears!
no wonder he angry!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Who's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Mr Sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# haha...he looks happy there

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Mein gott!
That's outstanding! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I don't know what's goign on here
but I'm all for it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# cigar?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
..and here's my video of Nick Grifin in 'The Producers':
www.b3ta.com/links/Nick_Griffin_Zero_Mostel_and_Gene_Wilder_Mel_Brooks_does_Question_Time
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Don't you get tired of being so damn talented?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# 5 candles on me cake innit


Click for bigger (288 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Happy candles you guys
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Happy candleday.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Happy day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hurray for you!
have an unrelated threadjack

Sorry about the wanky font.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Happy candles & stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# happy 3.5 plus 1.5
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ningles everyone :D
hull here i come
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# took me a moment
worth the wait
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Tchhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Excellent
The two source images match superbly as well
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Nice
Is that a NAIL SALON?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Hai !

nings to all and sundry
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# What's that coming over the hill?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# is it a monster????
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# no, cot death
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahah! "we recommend that you feed your Domo' at least three trains a day as a part of a balanced diet"
nings Clapt'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# morning Mr.
he can pick the bogeys out after ..arf.

gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :D for Domo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] "We love you longtime"
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Am i getting this...
...all wrong?

(wbagis, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Lord Vader goes 'Green'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# He is to be commended for his green credentials.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Technically accurate too, since they are solar panels!
This gets a technically accurate woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I find your lack of gates disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# ... a house that small couldn't be out here all on its own. It must have been part of a larger development or something
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# State of british politics?
I know it's late of the mark...but meh

(wbagis, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Lolitics!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# so a politician said something that the audience wanted to hear
and?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# that's all they ever say
*satires*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Arf!
He has a hard on!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Who didn't, when Jack Straw started talking?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I was more into that Bonnie woman
*rubs knees vigorously*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Langford?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9760599
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I do,
even when he isn't talking...do me have problem?
(wbagis, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# i would guess
the substantial but not exactly threatening number of people with a casual interest in BNP's manipulative lies?

doubt that a politician of dubious public popularity and a black poet / curator were likely to change the opinion of Mrs B Smegma of Barnsley, who would like the darkies sent back to BongoBongo land.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I don't watch Question Time
I find myself belming at the tv when I do, and that doesn't acheive anything sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Morning.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Yaaay!

*likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahhahahaah
he's a prince!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# That's the greatest prance I ever did see.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! Utterly marvelous!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha.
Nicely animated.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
FP this hard *click* hahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Everything appears to be in order here.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# *gleeeeeeeeeee*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# :D
gleeeeeeee hi mr.meth how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Good thank you,
Altough my calves hate me - see sig. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Splendid!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# EeeeYAMMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# woo
Llama face!
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Such a happy chappy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# would it be cruel to just suddenly turn the tap on?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Cruel......
....but fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# No.
but it would be cruel to pull the plug out.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Cover the sink in clingfilm first
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *passes out from fluff overdose*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Happiest of all the cats
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# lol mongllama
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hehe
joyful
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Super Glee Time!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Neeeeed fancy dress ideas for weekend! Any suggestions? Nothing predictable though...
(fannyhaddock, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# A dress with an image attached?
EDIT Might as well do something with this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
It's an offensive taste party you see, my mindtank is blank as blank can be right now
(fannyhaddock, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# That's nice deer.
Maybe you were looking for the talkboard.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# wear a flesh coloured body suit
pad it out a bit, cover it in red jelly, attach a bit of tubing to your stomach with one of those transparent bin bags on the other end sloshing with more red jelly and say you're an unborn baby on a day trip.

It's not necessarily offensive, but it'll get some peoples backs up

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I went to one of these when I was at college.
Everyone else wore mismatched and outdated clothing, I came as a burns victim. It was a week after the Bradford fire disaster.
I won first prize for worst taste.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Can I do this with it too?
Might be a good time to spam the Manchester bash


www.sickrik.com/calendar/event/20749

Yes I posted this last night, but as I spent bloody hours on it I thought I'd trot it out again
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Fucking hell!?!!!???
office lolage right here right now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Based on a true story too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# It kind of reminds me of the attack on Pearl Harbour
but then my knowledge of history is sketchy at best
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
That has made my day.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaha :D
fucking love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Slide a banana peel over your cock.
Just that.

Or, if you have tits, that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# A dog being kicked so hard that it sicks a rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I can sick a rainbow
Sick a rainbow.
Sick a rainbow too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Red and yellow and pink and green
Purple and orange and black ...


I've been in a car crash ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# grey and grey and grey and grey
grey and grey and grey and grey
I can sing a woodlouse...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# rainbow vomit for the win
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCmyW-qPHCo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Brooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Some sort of cold meat interferer-with
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# A full bodypaint of Simon le Bon's face

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Remove your feet and add tracks
Remove hand and add Singapore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I heard Nick Griffin is a popular choice nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Go as your favourite threadwasting character from purile digital arts community b3ta.com

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# A Dark Ham (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# you could go as a pictureless post on B3ta
although it might provoke harsh reactions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
#
Hmm, yeah, sorry about that. Seems like I got a little lost. Thanks for the warm welcome though.
(fannyhaddock, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# yer maw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Dress as Belgium

They'll never expect that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# OH HAI COMEDY ACCOUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Just to lynch onto this bollocks post
I'm planning on going to a halloween party on saturday dressed as dead hitler.
The problem is that it's being held at a local sailing club, where the guests are all going to be a bit uppity.
Is this a bad idea?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I would say it depends on what kind of reaction you would like
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I don't really want to shock anyone to the point of abuse.
Just to the point of shock, then laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# dressing as a nazi in most places will offend at least one person...
I say go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I'm in 2 minds about it.
One says fuck 'em, the other says it would be going a bit far, especially with people I don't know, or don't know me. I'm neither a nazi or a confrontational person.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Well, I would say pick something else if you're not a confrontational person...
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I think you're right
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ah, well if you don't really know them, it's probably a bad idea...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Go with a mate wearing striped pyjamas to balance it out
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Cock in or out?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# That's it!!
If people are offended, I'll just get my cock out.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Good man
Break the ice with a bit of comedy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# You really are getting off lightly
not so long ago you would have been called a threadwasting cunt by many, many people
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# THE HORRORS OF ONLINE BULLYING
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Bullying is such a nasty word
*nicks dinner money*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *tells dinnerladies*
Now you're for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Dress as a threadwasting cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahah! so very true :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh, nice!
May I drop this here?
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(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *remembers noels house party*
*tries not to*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# true..it's utter pish
programmes about spoilt little cunts whining that mummy didn't buy them a bmw for their birthday.

MTV is so out of touch with reality
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Nicely done. But was done slightly differently just yesterday. I like both :)
www.b3ta.com/board/9767040
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# crap. missed that
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Everything's been done already.
Close the internet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# nothing is original, every thought you've ever had has been thought before
*shoots self*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Or
we could shoot everyone else and leave no proof ...

Not that I'm advocating such a course of action.

Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I had no idea about the recent goings-on at MTV
I am therefore not hip (is that the word?) with the kids

of course back in my day it was all Music Box with Gaz Top and Amanda Redington and Simon Potter and Martin Buchanan and that other guy. Oh and Pat Sharp was on the Sky programme

Of course back then music was all played on a cine film and it was silent. A man with a piano had to try and play along to the hits of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)
# what about the Power Hour on Thursday Nights (2pm or something daft)with Nicky Gruecock?
I had to set the video - it was my only fix of rock and metal on TV
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I can only seem to remember that they played "Nah na na na" by The Wrestlers
and some country song about a guy getting married

I very often had my kex round my ankles though while watching Amanda Redington
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I must Google her
*googlez*

*edit* hmm - some interesting results
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# now imagine you are 14 and had a twitchy 'trigger finger'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ^ O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# it was all dancing monkeys and accordions in my day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# did the monkeys wear little hats?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yes and teeny wee bow ties
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I yearn for The Chart Show
No shit presenters. Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# It's all been downhill since The Amp finished
that was the only decent music channel on SKY
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# What about Rebecca de Ruvo?

There used to be a two hour alternative music show on Dutch MTV, with those Soulwax brothers. And headbangers ball.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# spot on
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# someone did something similar yesterday
but this is greeeeeat


Hello

long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# yes I missed the other one.. oh well.. gmta
I'm fine! Not on much here unfortunately.. how are things with you? And how are things on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I'm very busy at the moment - both at home and at work
I should be here a LOT less than I am....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# still the b3ta addict I've come to know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Still very true and well done

Howdo c_kick sir?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# goed!
and thou?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Aan het inpakken voor vakantie
dus best okee ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# ooh!
where to?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Mexico

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *fears*
WHAT ABOUT THE FLU?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Well, that's here
innit

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Tulips!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# tulllllpen
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# :D
haha thats ace. *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Haha!
In other news:
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(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Why the long fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# It's just a massive coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)

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