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(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# But how does she smell?
Of wee and cabbage.

Coz she's old....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Old people die easy. It's like, c'mon at least try a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# It's like they've given up or something.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# I know right?
Not like that John McClane from Die Hard! He always Dies hard in Die Hard! Yippekiyay Motherfuckers!

Die Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# It's a pity he lost the election
although it's nice that they've got that nice black man instead.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Yeah.
I like Tiger Woods too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# I think celebrities like sports stars should set an example.
An example of how awesome life can potentially be by banging lots of disposable whores.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Yeah!
Or how to become a millionaire even if your head is a potato in the case of Wayne Rooney!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Men need to be able to dream.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# It's nice that they let him run the country, you know? That was just real nice of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# It's simply a pity presidency!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# I though it was piss & biscuits ?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# You calling me a liar?
Well I aint no liar! So FUCK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Piss and vinegar
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I can actually do that with my face.
I just choose not to.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# this is creeping me out a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)
# He was years ahead of his time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I'm sure your joke is very funny, and that I'm an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Laugh, you fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)
# I can't turn it on and off.
I'm not remote control.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)
# it's not very funny at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# its funny, and mu's an idiot <3
i dont mean it mu
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# He's coming in for the kill
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I read that as
Bulletpoof
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the first to point this out but maybe the first to put it in a formula.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# how origional
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
# better now?
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Not really because "scene opens with a small ship being attacked by a larger ship" squared is not "star"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Maybe "Scene" is valued at 3 and "Star" is valued at 9
You want me to convert everything into a numerical value or can it just be left as a stupid movie joke?
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# No. Numerical values.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Now that's some funny stuff right there...
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I think it would make even less sense as numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# is it das boot?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# No awards though at the end of Das Boot.
They all get killed.
(Fluffster, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# What about The Cruel Sea then?
There's no awards, but they all stand around and slap each other on the back at the end.

And they all kind of like each other all the way through too. And there are no heroes or villains; just men and the sea. They're very careful to make that point. So really it's nothing at all like this. But there are ships.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Nonsense
The heroes are the men, the heroines are the ships and the only enemy is the sea. The cruel sea. That man has made more cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Muppets Take Manhattan?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# *cancels out*
W = T - F

WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# The maths compo entries fall mainly into two categories:
1. Those that feature graphs
2. Those that fundamentally misunderstand equations
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this apply?


*winds zeltergiset up* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Well, I'd like some chicken tandoori please

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I need this displayed as a venn diagram or graph with percentages
because I totally like lost you at "The maths compo..." ;)

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)
# come the revolution, all soap operas will be culled
*waves pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# There once was a time when Soap Operas were worth watching but not anymore!
They were culled off long ago by the script-writers - it's a long lingering painful to watch death. Stop the Suffering Now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Everything would be fine again
if they would just bring back El Dorado and Family Affairs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# haha
You forgot Howard's Way and Triangle! Sunbathing on a North Sea ferry in mid winter haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Oi oi fella!
Just downloaded 34 years of ISIHAC. Currently listening to the 30th Anniversary show with the infamous Countryside Uxbridge definition! Fucking brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# it's a great download if it's the one I'm thinking of :)
got it last year, with everything back to 1972
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Aye,
with the I'm sorry I'll Read that again too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# yup, that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I am now going to head out into the big, wide
interwebs to try and find a list of all the samantha excuses.

www.ivorysky.com/isihac/samantha-has-to-go-now-40-43.php
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Hmmmm the barts mathmatics theory
sorry its quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# And I know for a fact that Three Men and a Baby is even more similar


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Wasn't that the sequel to
5 Children and It starring Tim Curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Yep, the one where they ass rape a sheep curry

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# You're right.
Star Wars is lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# I <3 U Sam!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)
# One dog flies into space and some dogs shoot at him but the first dog explodes the second dog the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I liked the bit in Star Wars where Mel Brookes is teleported into the control room and his bottom is on his front.
And the bit where the ship jumps to 'Ludicrous Speed'
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Mel Brookes is a spastic. Star Wars is dicks.
I'm very angry at films!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Mel Brookes once touched me inappropriately.
I didn't mind it though. It was all in fun.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Mel Brookes has busy hands. He tries very hard to make friends, but he keeps touching them. Poor Mel Brookes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Storytelling,
as an art form, is inherently unoriginal as the best stories are those that follow established formula and have traditional character archetypes. Star Wars is basically Robin Hood in space, after all. Lord of the Rings is basically the Iliad, The Incredible Hulk is Doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Superman is Jesus and Battle Star Galactica is Exodus (although those last two are on purpose).

Plus, I hated every single Star Wars movie ever made, but I derived enjoyment from watching Star Trek, and that has to count for something.

Anyway, in Star Trek the ship that can destroy planets is from the future.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Gather around children... and let me tell you a story...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Scatter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ....
...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# New clear daze ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# That's the bear that touched me mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Show the court on this teddy bear
where the rapey-bear touched you
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Your mummy's HAWT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# E'gads Run childers, for it is the creepy rape-bear
Don't let him touch you
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Breakout the marshmallows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Is he copping a quick feel before the blast wave hits?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# There's a definite cupping action going on there
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# ......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Alone . . . at last . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I am concerned about the lack of
mummified rabbit ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# .......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Flower power !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Is the nuclear bomb retaliation for flower theft?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:56, archived)
# ........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# This is one awesome thread
indeed. Well done sir or madam.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# ...i just checked...
.....it's 'sir'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:02, archived)
# fuck yeah, atomic's on a roll
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# (see puppy below)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)
# ......................................................RUN!....................................................the end
...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Very Nice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Roll 'n run . . . epic of all epics !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# This is fantastic
the whole thread is
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Great atomic story . . . atomic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
# ...well...............you know me...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# KaaaaaaaaaaaaBoooooooooooooom . . . up in smoke !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)
# superb....woo to all these
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Thanks kid!........... ;D........ :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)
# All of these
are wonderful and get clicks from me :D
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:09, archived)
# ...sorry about the radiation!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
#
Yay for radiation! Woop!!
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# shit yes, atomic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)
# :D........see you guys later!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Holy fuck this thread is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# beautiful stuff !
are you the same guy that made this:

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# whoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
good stuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Splendid stuff
As always :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# thread of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Awesome!
Now do Heart of Glass.




/relurks
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# FUCK!
Outstanding, all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# this picture ended up being far to rapey


edit: ahh yeah, ive been here for 6 years now.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Aww man, I totally love hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:32, archived)
# I think her expression suggests
so she is not sharing in this sentiment!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Maybe her leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# ...something something cut, something absorbed something dog?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Giant fish in a bear suit!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# They need to something something instain mother>
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# he's putting a million pounds per square inch of pressure
on her shoulders to force her head down!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:38, archived)
# He's actually saying-
"while you're down there..."

{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Nice sentiment,
Porny outcome! LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# no need to break her legs though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Main squeeze !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# No rope?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I'm feeling too lazy to open Photoshop
but my imaginary alteration looks like this:

Frame 1 -
You won't be leaving, I promise you that.

Frame 2 -
*Chainsaw attack*

My arm, sever....

*blood, death, magenta cocks*
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# is there a bigger version
for it will make my desktop do a happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lady_Cakes, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Jurassic Park re-make(sneak preview for b3tans)....before it goes global :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:27, archived)
# RUN GOLDBLUM! RUUUUUUN!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Must go faster!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:29, archived)
# that's ace
as always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:29, archived)
# lolz :DDD
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA.....fuckin 'ell:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)
# That little fella is about to get his little jurass kicked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
# EAT HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)
#
That is one big pile of shit.
(UTB, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)
# haha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)
# : D
ha ha , brill
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# hehe!
run little fella!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# sorry it's not a pic
can someone link me to the winnie the pooh thing that was on the fp, possibly last week
twould be very lovely :)
*hugs*
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# this was on the FP...
....months ago...


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# it was nore of a toap
old style pooh cartoon involving poohsticks
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Spammy Whore! ;)
Still makes me chuckle though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Ahhh, the old classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Wouldn't you know,
by just using the convenient SEARCH function at the top of the page and searching pooh sticks I found it in 10 seconds!

www.b3ta.com/board/9845757
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# cheers :)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# In future,
you should really ask these question in an existing thread. People will still most likely help you out. Although you have probably got away with it all due to b3ta being rather quiet at the moment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Too quiet..................
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# i don't know
/board etiquette so well

but thankyou :)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:32, archived)
# WOW!
I just can't believe the prices!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# just gonna slip this in here...
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha :D
incoming..
and I've used that Bull before :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Aaaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Haha I like how Rest in Peace is written in the font from 24
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
I heard the clock when I read that
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Johnny greased the runway !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# woo to this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Aww, look at his little face!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
#


thanks Barbarossa for getting it under the filesize limit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# this is woo
There was also a lemony optimisation tutorial, I don't know if it is still available, but it rocked and was helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Well he doesn't need it, because I rock AND I am helpful too!
So there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# This is true.
BarbarossaTM - for all your b3ta needs.

I've seen the lemony stuff but it all refers to packages that I don't have access to - I rarely play with animations so I make do with a free download which is just horrific for file sizes. Thanks though :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# LOLZ
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:09, archived)
# That chicken ain't chicken !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# He has such a skinny head - I would never have guessed ;)
woo Herman - After Effect any easier for you?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# No its not. :D
I keep trying at it :DD
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Keep following the tutorials it gets easier
Remember when you next have to visit the lav, make a new solid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# ???
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# It was an After Effects jokes
D'oh! no wonder AE is hard for you are you sure you're using the right program?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# yes got the right program :D
had it 4 days now.Adobe After Effects CS3
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Only had Photoshop 4 8 months :D
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Ah only 4 days that's why you didn't understand the "solid" reference
Well you know you can create a composition and to that "Comp" you can add preset layers such as A Camera, a 'Null' object, A Solid, An Adjustment Layer etc. You will be using a lot of solids for various effects.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Try searching youtube for "theMMal"
He's got some pretty good AE tutorials. Tis how I learned in the beginning.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# will do :D
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I tried looking it up on YouTube and got nothing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# me 2 :(
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# That's quite a package

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha:DD
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hahah
tit-head
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# There's that little nipper . . . he got caught in the cookie jarhead !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# i still don't know who that is
clique fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# or are they called m3m3s?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I think he just glories in the name "pbase bloke" or something
/gayshift ignoramus blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Soup lies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] yarr!


bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# He's only a partial pirate depending upon where he is in time!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# But but but but but
that means he is NOTHING!

(since pi is a constant and does not change with time...)
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Feh, I knew there'd be one
I was using the symbol Pi as a variable, not using its normal usage as a constant.
I'm funny like that.

[edit] though thinking about it, in this context, I prefer its use as a constant
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Exciting Announcement!

lolglobaloverpopulationzorz
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# yaaayyyy
Good on ya fella though the good lady might not be very happy if it's ^that size^ at full term :D
I will be a dad in about 6 WEEKS!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yay for dadding!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# woop
congrats! :D you may as well pack away your art stuff now! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# *sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# hehehe
no at first they are pretty easy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Pfffffft
Make sure you get them to breastfeed. Then at least you're not the one who has to get up at night.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# mmm boobs
:)

i'm 20-13 on sunday!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I'll be 20-16 on 2/2
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Shit me I'm older than both of ya :(
I was 20-17 last year
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Cricket, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Right now I am watch cricket.
Right now what are you
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Back pain.
+
Brainbombs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# What did you do to your back?
Get a little vietnamese lady to walk on it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# It's been shitty for years. It's a constant aggrivation.
I'm drinking now. The pain will be eased with sweet liquor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# 20-15 on 7/2
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# 20-17 on 4/2
if I have understood this all correctly...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Well, your guess is as good as mine
Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# indeed
well, that's what I took it to mean

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I'm 20-5
did I do it right
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Well, your guess is as good as mine
Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# HURRAH!
congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Ace! Congrats to you!
And also Chutters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Huzzah!
Enjoy sleep, spontaneity and self-determination while they last ;)

Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# yes this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# grats sir!
I am a Dad of 2

I dropped the youngest at Nursery this morning (after much frozen car trouble and having to climb in the back door!) and he was in floods of tears as I dropped him off :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# we had this last year at this time
very hard to do - he hated his old nursery but loves the new one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I remember BEING that kid
I was about 3 and Mum left me with a stranger for the first time. I was in floods of tears until I was given paper and paint. (remember sugar paper and powder paint?)
I painted a blue cat. Then I was sick and had to lie down.

Funny what you remember.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# My mum was in tears when she dropped me off
me? I just remember taking a little opentop matchbox car with me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I remember being that kid too.
But that was on my first day of college. It was very embarassing! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Did you paint a blue cat too?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Nah,
I can't draw. I made a macaroni necklace though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# You big girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# You big GERMAN girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Us Germans don't like macaroni necklaces.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# That is because Mussolini let you down yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I don't want to talk about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# LOL! You lost the war!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# They wouldn't let me play with the crane :(
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Congratulations!
Ignore all the above. Being a dad is the bestest thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# this
Even if they can be (adorable) little brats some times

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# "Daddy, do you know what animal I'm thinking of? It's yellow, brown and black..."
Me: "Ummm, I don't know - is it a giraffe?"

Her: "No, it's a multi-coloured horse."


..............................
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# She's only 4
and already thinks she knows everything there is to know about everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Like the victorians.
They actually closed down the patent office for a while because they believed that "there's nothing left to invent"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# why did hte banana go to the doctors
he wasnt peeling well!! :D

thats my sons joke - we hear it all the time! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# At least that makes sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# his old ones
were things like...

why was the apple sad? toilet! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Yes, we're at that sort of stage too
Saying something random and then laughing hysterically = joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Congratulations on your spawn. Call it Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# You're right.
How about something jazzier? Doug.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Please don't call me Doug.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Call it Algernon!
Or Fanny if it is a girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I prefer Clungella
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Firefingers Devastator Fastlove.
In fact no that's my name now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Awesome name!
*jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Vaginia!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Labianne
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Clitorella
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# CUNT CHILD.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Haha. That is what I call next door's kid.
Especially when it wakes me up at half five
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Con -
- Grats!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Lovelt stuff
I wonder how many B3tan children there are?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# All children should be b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# B3tan Inthefayce

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :D
congratulations who-ever-you-are
and also this drawing is fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Awesome
How did that happen? ;)

Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Little bit of squirting.
Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Congratulationbabies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Congrats dude
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Congrats in advance!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# 'grats old man
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# ooh, congratulations!
You are as potent as you are handsome!

I have a mere 14 days to go now (assuming it's born precisely on time, the little fuck!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Ooh!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# HU-bloody-RRAH!
Looking forward to sprog-themed Oddfish up... oh wait, I see one now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# YOU'RE PREGNANT?????????
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# My pregnant what?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Cr&ulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Nothin's as lovin' as somethin' in the oven !
Sweet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# hope all goes well
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# better you than me...
...but I still wish you all the happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Congratumalations Mr Body
I've always loved your work and now you're getting a new model.
Bonza!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Congratulations to you and Mrs Nobby
Have you picked any names yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:36, archived)
# 7 Shape ... b3tan's daughter


7-Shape Vector CLGM (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tans
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# This is not getting the attention it deserves.
It's ace. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Nicely sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Lovely as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Lovely work

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# would
*runs*.....:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# could only see the famous people on the site
think I am being stupids
(I helped save b3ta! Lady_Cakes, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I got really sick of some adverts this Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
But on the plus side, the new compare the meerkat advert is wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Omid Djalili what have you become?
Not as tragic as Iggy doin g car insurance, but close :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Yeah and John Lydon doing butter adverts
wtf? Whatever next Charly Harper doing Stanna Stairlifts?

www.redbubble.com/people/brianravaux/art/2372684-2-uk-subs-lead-singer-charly-harper
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# excellent,
but what is the Go Compare bloke doing on a Swedish motorway?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Because that is where the sentence for murder is the least dummy :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Providing the punchline to the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I hate those bastards
That "Go Compare" advert is just beyond bloody awful. I refuse to use their site, ever. I'm not even going to look at it. The Confused ads are horrible, but at least they haven't been designed to be unbelievably irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! Ennui loves you, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# My My, Hey Hey
Better to burn out than appear in a butter advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# haha
top
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# KNOW WHAT Y'MEAN!!!!!
Omid????????wtf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# PLAY HIM OFF, KEYBOARD GREG!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha, wut?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# ARF
ARF again:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahahhahahahhahhahah
EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# he hasn't been out for a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaw
cute one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I was just getting ready to murder someone. The n I saw this. Now I'm laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# There's not enough manbear love in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Keyboarding like a motherbitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# play him off, keyboard chump!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I concur

Wonderful image, sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Wow, look at those arms
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# All the better to
chumpmanbear you with.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I've dropped salad cream on myself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I think you mean
'salad cream'.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# But his fingers are too wide to hit individual keys.
I reckon he's got it on demo mode.

It's playing something by Wham.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Wake me up before you manbear
cos I ain't planning on going nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
You put the man bear into my heart

You sent my fur sky high
When man loving starts

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# he's also good on bongos....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# \o/ Apache!
*runs off to find their Breathe mash*

Edit smotri.com/video/view/?id=v2118150ca6
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# That remains one of the best reasons for the Internet ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha... epic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Did somebody say bongos?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMn9mxHAilk

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Funky! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahahha


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:24, archived)
# ManBearCat
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Half man, half bear, half cat
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# ALL COP
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfGmf8L3-z0
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# ARROOOOO!
dsmcity.com/images/nevermeth.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# hahahah
ahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# What he said
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# ?
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# LORD OF THE CHORDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh

New compo please.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Thanks for the input.
Here's a completely unrelated repost by way of recompense.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Fallout 3 + all expansions was £14 on Steam last week
I almost considered buying it in anticipation of one day getting a computer capable of playing it.

Then I came to my senses.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# It is a deeply wonderful game...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# ^this
I wasted many a hours playing it. I only gave it a couple of playthroughs, im still lacking a few of the cheevos, maybe I should go back and do them... But I should finish ass creed 2 first... hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Have you seen the info about FO Vegas?
www.nma-fallout.com/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Think I might have read about it a while back...
Currently anticipating Mass Effect 2 tho' *controversials*

Edit Humm still shrouded in rumour then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Still waiting on Black Mesa.
Next up for me is FEAR 2 though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Im hoping the AVP game that's out soon(ish)
is good.

Can't really think of owt else Im bothered about

Edit: oh, metro 2033 aswell maybe
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# !!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/9858967
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I said it was a controversial call!
I hope they will take the opportunity to sort out a lot of the niggles that let 1 down and allow the game to reach its potential.

And yes, I have no problem with a spot of level grinding if required ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I don't mind level grinding either to be honest
but I want some decent rewards. Fallout 3 was pretty much perfect in that sense imo. It keeps the rewards interesting, plus they actually significantly effect gameplay in more complex ways than just "it gets easier to kill stuff".
I'll be the first to admit that I'm a horrible Fallout 3 bore though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Agree - there's a few early bags in Fallout 3 that serve to make the rest of the game more enjoyable rather than just easier.
TBH not played Mass Effect for ages - might give it another whirl before 2 comes out. I do generally remember enjoying pretty much all of it, with the notable exception of those sodding vehicle interludes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Mass Effect is awesome if you ignore the side quests
I still haven't completed fallout 3, I keep getting into it and then getting stuck in some stupid spot and I have to go back 3 or 4 save slots just to get back in the game.

I got stuck in the caves under Oasis one too many times and I still haven't got back into it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# O_o
Really? I've never encountered an irretrievable spot in the game - I've always found that it's very good at leaving exit routes for you.

Ashally thinking about it, the Oasis one does have a no-return element. If you're like me then you'll just have got disorientated underwater and missed the passage you're supposed to take.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Iams legend?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# badum tish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Toucan how come the two week christmas competition was so bloody awful?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# It was about maths. I don't like maths.
I like drawing willies.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Funny enough that's exactly what I used to do in maths lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I actually spent maths lessons writing complex programs on my graphical calculator.
On of them was a turn based very basic version of command and conquer.
Another one drew willies.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# willies lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# bloody hell I haven't seen that logo for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

My latest project: Free short story audio books -
A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Bring on August I say!
*cultivates 'tache*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# An extremely sexy dream it appears.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# That's supposed to be his feet...
But I see what you mean! I guess this doesn't look the same to people without knowledge of my art style... Ooops.

EDIT: Cheers, sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Oh, I liked it sexy :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Sorry,
this is a family friendly comic... Which is odd considering I've been on B3ta for so many years.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# "there's no such thing as fun for all the family"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# yay Horses on my birthday :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Happy horse day!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I'm already prepared.
I have a fine tache.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# that
explains it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# oh levitation and maximus penetrationus !
it's the Dark Lord 3000

(Zoidaroid, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Harry Potter and the black leather cunt
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# 0_o
I wouldn't let that near my Chamber of Secrets!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# McGonagal's lost in a world of her own , just thinking about it...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# ew ew ew ew ew
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# And thus a whole new chapter in Potter "Slash Fiction"
is born.
Bloody hell it's a bit slow/dead round here these days innit?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# it has certainly quietened down a bit of late...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah, I mean I know a few of the all-day "big chatters" have fallen away, but even so.
Before Christmas, there was stuff being posted in the afternoon that was still on board the next morning!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# People have work and stuff to do maybe?
It's a busy time of year.
Or people are just fucking off and not coming back
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# think the level of chit-chat has just dropped
we have become all sullen-like :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Recession, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I guess a lot of folk are off work round this time.
Either that or actually working...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Guess so
aaaaand on that working thought....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# yeah i noticed that
when you see your posts you did last night on the same page, you know its gone quiet
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Especially since it's after lunchtime and there's still posts from 5am there. Very slow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Yes, but then that makes it easy to catch up.
but then that makes it easy to catch up.Scrolling through tons of pages to catch up on a fast moving board is akin to painting the Forth Bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# b3ta book of the dead - Chorizo Wagon


The b3ta book of the dead is up and running again, with Rev. Jesse and myself attempting to zombify all of you.

All the old pics are at that link, and if you'd like to be eternally undead on the internet then email a decent size photo to [email protected] (it doesn't matter who you email it to - we're pooling photos so it might get done by the other person).

If you sent one in before then feel free to send it again as it might have been lost. And if you've been done before then don't let that stop you sending a different photo.

Happy Zombie New Year
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Hi Ben
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Hi nick send me pix yeah
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I don't wanna :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I think it is because you are wider than you are tall amirite
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# >:(
I am not a big fat fatty! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hey you! you can't park that van right in the middle of the /board
...oh! nevermind, it's just a fat kid.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Don't worry, epiphany is mistaken for a van 5-6 times a day
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Yeah, Van Wilder
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Ford Transit :c
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Hi Ben
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# STILL SEXEH!
zoot!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *recommends a good moisturiser*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# what an unusual applicator!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Wickedcool!
Is Chorizo back on /board then?

I want to be zombied now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Well she was certainly lurking last week when I did the previous one :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hairy fluff.
I'll try to find a reasonable picture of myself, is 'the bigger the better' appropriate in terms of image?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah, within reason
Don't email me RAW files please :)

The pic above is the same size as the original, so anything at least that big is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I get ya blud
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Can you Zombie me :D
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Skin like cracked china.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Skin like a rain starved desert
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Skin like shut up monkdagola.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Skin like Ttssattsr's a gash hole.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I'd say it's more of a cave
A cavern.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Hey I can dish out insults but I can't take them, okay :''''C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Everyone likes a gash hole
even lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# So it wasn't an insult at all? We're still best buds forever?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Totalls :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Don't be mean
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Skin like shut up zeltergiset.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# skin like hello sam
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Skin like hey there. I trust you're well this today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
# This is good news

also: hello all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# mine shit :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# woop
good stuff sir!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# He never helps... He just mooches round watching you work.

Plus: he's never on the right side of any door
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Jeez, you've got a big Pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# full of cold - still!
yes - it is Twenty Ten! for god's sake stop say Two Thousand and 10 -will you be saying Two Thousand and Thirty Eight?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# thank fuck we can stop saying 'the noughties'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I never got good with that.
As a consequence I've been pretending it was the 90's for the past 10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# "You're doing that all wrong.
But I'm not going to tell you how to fix it. It's the only way you'll learn."

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ahahahaha
awww

edit: hooray for unimpressed cats
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# poor thing can't help :((
unless he has a cat-spacesuit and an airlock behind the catflap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Sadly, while nasa did install the cat flap
despite trillions of $s spent on development, the designs for a Cat EVA suit never made it off the drawing board.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# damn budget cuts
the cargo bay isn't pressurised, so he's stuck at the back of the shuttle for the whole flight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)
# come back inside, i want my noms
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Fuck
that made my heart go funny, it took my computer a few seconds for it to animate, christ
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# hehe
Space-Kitty is watching you EVA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# This cat is distressed
because the Astronaut has the only tin opener
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# :D
Those tins of tuna don't open themselves
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Oh fuck I only just noticed this.
I'm adding this to my list of awesome things.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)

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