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[challenge entry] The Adventures Of Beat Takeshi: Episode I

Think Nothing Of It... (O_O)
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# all aboard the RIS bus
edit: no wonder i feel like shit today: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Monday_(date)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
#
*childlike, with really wide eyes* Ooh, where are we going?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# *searches for exact fare*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# *harrumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# ^ This
But Beat Takeshi rules so I can forgive him.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Fucking hemispherical discrimination
Life is awesome you stupid cunts
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Haha
Time for hemispherocide.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Unless you're Andrew Strauss this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# ha
they've only rested him cos they're afraid he'll be out for 2 again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I never did understand basketball
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# haha
your hemisphere looks like a bowl

BOWL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# It's a bowl full of lava
Yours looks like a tit... full of lava.

A bowl full of lava is awesome, a tit full of lava is just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# NIPPLECANO!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I see your Blue Monday and raise you...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=og1HAkjOuL0
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I know that elephant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
#
yhea... i'd hide under a table too if Takeshi was after me!
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# WAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# 1 ticket to hull please
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# silly silly silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Oh God how I wish this wasn't true.
But it's got incandescent truth burning all the way through its rotten soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Stupid, gay, White Ranger.
Comes along and totally usurps the Red Ranger who's done all the hard work being the leader of the team.

Damn my 90s teenhood!

S.P.A.N.G!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Issues much?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hey, it was my soap opera back then
Stoopid green ranger with his gay hair "cut" is evil but then becomes good and they make him their leader. WTF? I stopped watching after the original lot left.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Martin Short scarily fits his stance
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# harharharhar!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# It's Big Garden Fopwatch soon…


Click for bigger (477 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# That seems pretty comprehensive.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Needs more Vagabond.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# You've left out Nicky Campbell.
And me. No, I scrub up dead nice, honest.
*twizzles 'tache*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I'd put this on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# *sells idea to today's equivalant of Athena*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# LOVEJOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# You appear to have misspelt "Oxygen thief"
as "Fop".

Otherwise, I approve!
(Astatine, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I was quite amused when I found a copy of "The Chap" last time I was in the UK
and I see that there are two competing Dandy websites -
www.dandyism.net/
www.thedandy.org/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Will it blend?



First time.....go easy....I'm only little.
(noodle_pot, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ewwww...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Elephant Smoothies, contains 73% of your RDA of ivory

edit: top first pic, btw! wecome to b3ta, sit a kitten on a stool, you'll never leave, and so on, and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# D:
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I see no 'phant!
Success!

Woo to the newbie! Can I keep him?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# only if you remember to feed him, walk him, and clean out his cage everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Don't feed him after midnight or he'll turn into a troll.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# And don't get him wet.





....L plates are a bugger to dry out
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Urgh
Far too much effort.

*releases into the wild to decimate the indigenous animal population*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# gutted
I'd just finished packing my trunk as well



.....to soon?.....I'll get me coat.
(noodle_pot, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Good heavens.
That torrent of elephant blood gurgling down the drain kind of resembles a Mandelbrot set. What can this mean?

*has a nice lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# number 3 in a incredibly dismal* series.



*and incredibly creased
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# umm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)
# bongo.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# ha ha :D
Depression to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# a long tall glass of schadenfreude all round :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Yay.
Needs more poetry and listening to The Cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# i think that would be too much for barry.
He's not so good at expressions of feelings.

He does quite like spreadable cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Indeed, they say he positively oozes them.
Or negatively, I forget which.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I think Barry needs
Jeremy the Annoying Horse
in his life to help him cross his Dismality Threshold
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# If only there were a website for people who love horses.
If someone could post a link, just imagine how many young lives could be enhanced.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# yup
http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# or...
http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# i figured a news article was slightly safer than an actual link.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# That's really fucked up, man
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
#
man animal
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I think I'm fine with it if people are letting the animals fuck them rather than visa versa.
although they do prefer using the term 'makes love to'
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# The confusion of morality with disgust in the article is annoying.
"The question is whether immorality should be made illegal." Well, what does he think the rest of Norwegian laws are based on, expedience? (Of course not all immorality can be made illegal, but you'd hope that was the main consideration in such laws as exist.) The question is inherently wrong, and he's wrong about that being the question anyway. ...then again, maybe he means "immorality within the personal domain".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I'm of the Millian opinion
that their should only be laws where harm to others has occured.

but this is still a particular grey area. Although i think as long as the animal aint getting penetrated.. job's a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Yay actual harm principle.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# :)
I think I may have to dig out on liberty and give it another read some point soon.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# ....bloody hell O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# There's also the bloke in america.. I think he was from maryland.. where it was all legal
he went on jerry springer just after he married a horse.

EDIT: www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jx5b_jerry-springer-at-gatech-2-i-marrie_fun filmed off a tv in a lecture theatre though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# well... at least he's not going to have any viable offspring and is therefore out of the gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I think he will have kids
they'll be the centaur of attention
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# more like this:
www.buzzybloggers.com/latest-news/1283/lamb-with-human-face-pictures/

edit: SPPPAAANNNGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# BAH?!
awesome.. I like the inference that if we have more vitamins during gestation we'd come out with the face of a sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# well it would certainly explain some of the people you see on jeremy kyle type talkshows
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# arf
albeit a tad unicorny.

*boing boing*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I know a Norweigan girl
She looks like a Norse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
#
*SPANGS*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# He's perfectly capable of smearing his own shit about the place.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Ah, but DOES he ?
Or does he just hide in his wardrobe all day ?
Jeremy would help him by either:
a)Smearing his shit for him, thus making Barry feel he had still achieved something, or:
b)Getting into his wardrobe and encouraging him to leave his woody confines and smear some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Aww poor Barry :(
I totally agree with him about the diary though. I always panicked when someone gave me a diary when I was a kid knowing I would only ever get through the first week (if lucky). Even later when I had to buy a diary for work appointments I had that frisson of dread on first opening it.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# poor little bunny *hug*
my meh ness about diaries stems from the fact that I knew my mum picked the lock on my sister's.

good times.

EDIT:*hurridly adds an apostrophe*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I know that temptation too.
My three stepdaughters all kept diaries when they were little and the level of trust in our house was such that they never locked their doors when out and their stuff like all kids was all over the place.

I never nagged them about tidying their rooms but they knew I went in there to collect laundry & used crockery so I guess they felt safe in leaving their diaries wherever they dumped them.

I am proud to say I never opened any of them not even once but the willpower I had to exercise to achieve that surprises me to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# wahey :)
go team trust.

suprised that you had it.. or that it took that much?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Both, I guess!
I guess!I have a surprising lack of willpower and had anyone put this scenario to me as a "what if" I would have said my scruples would have gone immediately out the window at the temptation of reading an unattended repository of all things secret. Especially if the possibility of my being mentioned existed in any way.

I can be all smug and sanctimonous about it now though he he he.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I like you, arrangedletters.
Where are numbers one and two?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# In the toilet.
EDIT:

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/48648/1260798231/incrediblydismal2.jpg

s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/48648/1260368705/incrediblydismal1.jpg

I was feeling lazy today so couldn't be bothered to colour this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Aw!
Poor Barry needs a Freda
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hmm,,,,,
ning all
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:01, archived)
# that took me
a surprisingly long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:01, archived)
# ^This. Me too.
Doh.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Brilliant.
Time gets flipped. *sighs longingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:08, archived)
# forgive and forget
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Tricksy...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Oi! I see you there.
Shouldn't you be busy enhancing Dr Socktopus with your special technical, um, picture of a sock?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:26, archived)
# troll on sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Grossly unfair.
Not trolling. Never here.

I've got mumsnet for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Its bootmans arch enemy
Photobucket
(Totach arf, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Needs more Turk
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:01, archived)
# it would have more
but it left it's fez at home.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Uh, you know what, I'm not ill at all.
I feel fine. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)
# This octopus
Let's give him boots
And a car and pizza
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)
# arf
Photobucket
(Totach arf, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Salsa cookies! Windmill cookies! They'll give you gonorrhea!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Withhold the pizza
til he can tell you why your leg sometimes aches.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# he's very nice/terrifying*
*delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)
# you forgot sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Everybody forgets sexeh when you're around, Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:19, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] OH HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# haha
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I'd like to see poachers trying to get ivory off of one of those things....
awesome stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Nice!
For some reason I am imagining a tiny trunk shooting out of the end of the main trunk...

/Freudian issues
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Soup herb *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure quite where I was going with this thought...


Have it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Millions of brave men and women, and several heffalumps, died to bring us this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Never mind that, top /talker and all round good egg Donkey Gums has just declared his willingness to service The Ladies.


Form an orderly queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# ^this is crap
so I'm going to pearoast in your thread
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Good heavens, Monty. Haven't seen you in ages. Then again, I've been in the horrible witching hours and this is my first day-shift time for quite a while.
Are you keeping well?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I'm splendid thanks- not always on here- I dip in when I can
how's things up your end?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Tactless bastad.
I have cancer of the rectum, and it got diagnosed horribly late. As you knew full well. And now everybody knows.
Have a nice day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# that's not cancer
it's just an old scotch egg
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Oh, thank fuck for that.
*breathes almighty sigh of relief*
Now I just have to live with old scotch egg of the rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# do you want brown sauce with that?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Already sorted for that, ta.
It's this livid green sauce that worries me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# and the viscous jelly
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I won't deny the viscous jelly is there,
it's just that it doesn't worry me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# lube
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Anything to shift this fucking scotch egg.
Lube, fraudulent mail-order vacuum pumps, the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)
# BOOBIES?
They get my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# That's fucking shit.
I'm going to do one of you now and it will look good and people will laugh at your bamboo cane like frame and face like an asthmatic tortoise.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# GIRLFIGHT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# who fucking cares?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# quite right. If you're going to insult someone, do it properly. Like this:
Amorous Badger is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Nicely!
Tres Mictoboy (in a good way!)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# top vectorage, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Is it a vector?
I'm confused about vectors - I confess to not fully understanding them, but I didn't think you got gradients in vectors.

Edit Uh-oh. Can o'worms!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I was under the impression that you COULD get gradients in vectors
vectors being defined by the fact that they are not composed of x number of pixels by y number of pixels, but by a series of points (the vertices) separated only by relative distance, and that the shapes involved are made by rules connecting the vertices, making the image theoretically indefinitely scalable without the pixellation found when zooming way the fuck in to a bitmap, for example.

Given this framework, I'd imgaine it's relatively simple to define the colour for a shape as fading from 1 colour to another in a defined direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:35, archived)
# gradients in a vector image as created in illustrator:


Click for bigger (99 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Kewl!
*insert generic rant about Star Wars prequels*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)
# they didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# what didn't happen?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I don't know.
Let's forget about it and watch ALL THREE indiana jones films of which there are ONLY THREE with the possible addition of River Phoenix in "Young Indiana Jones".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# and on a related subject, how many matrix and terminator films are there?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)
# 3 matrix, 4 terminator as far as I know/can see
They both contained fucking awful slightly less good films (see: editing in T4, music in matrix 2+3)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# hmmm... well, I tend to ignore terminators 3 and 4 (I'll admit I sort of enjoyed them, but they just don't "fit it" somehow)
matrix 2 and 3 were just shockingly bad
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Yeah, George Lucas always intended to make them
but never got round to it. Probably for the best - they'd just be crammed full of modern special effects.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I like this.
It is both informative and pretty. Also, were my vague guesses about vectors at all accurate?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:50, archived)
# I almost understood your explanation!
I get the bit about vertices etc, but I didn't think about the whole 'rules' thing - I was just thinking they'd need to be individually plotted bands of shade.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I think your guesses were spot on, as it happens! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Yeah!
/skypunch
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:01, archived)
# You have a matrix transform for the fill and this imaginary idealised gradient and then you invert the matrix and copy the pixels over.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)
# what?
I feel you are mocking my lack of actual knowledge. If so, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I said words.
I wrote this thing for rendering images from SWF format, and gradients work sort of like those words I said.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Sssshhh!
You'll upset the proper pedants.

*Oh dear. Moments too late...*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:35, archived)
# it's ok, I'm not a proper pedant
as I was guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Heheh.
What I really like is crap pedants. The ones who start off saying "I think you'll find...", and then get it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I think you'll find its spelt "one's"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:50, archived)
# in other news
BNP leader Nick Griffin appears to be in the coffee shop on my site.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Give the prick the Chef's Special.
On the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I would,
but I don't work there. I just buy coffee at it.

Also I think he saw me staring, but he might not have because I was to one side - which eye works on him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# The third.
Just twat the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)
# You're right, it's not a true vector.
The gradient is raster.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# aaahhh... I see!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# I guess a true vector would have no pixels
and would be invisible. You could express it as numbers, but they would also have to be invisible, or it would be a raster.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# vectors use the pen tool to build shapes
raster doesnt :D photoshop vectors arent true vectors but then as soon as you save a picture into a jpg it becomes a raster and so loosing its vectorness anyway! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# You can save the paths in illustrator format
(and then import them into Blender and make them into polygons, if so inclined.) Seems like they're real vectors to me. They're awkward vectors, I admit.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:03, archived)
# i'm still trying out
illustrator - i've never heard of doing that before - but then there is a lot i dont know about vectors :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Dunno if it works.
I tried it out with ps (postscript) format from inkscape once.* That produced curves in blender on the ground plane where the curves in the image were. Curves on their own aren't all that much use but with a bit of work (like extruding them or something**) they can be made into visible shapes.

*or it might have been svg I tried.
**have to convert to mesh first.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Ive been doing a lot of these recently
Verry pretty sir :) we like lots
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
# fantastic
sah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] *Hoot*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)
# hahahah, ninj, you are a loon :D
that's got me thinking of Alien... the pilot/spacejockey creature
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Enigmatic...
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Yep.
That's about as enigmatic as the Mona Lisa with an elephant's mush thrown on.
Not that I'm complaining. I like it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# haha
very enigmatic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)
# brilliant
ningles Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Ning Bilbo...
...and ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# nicely done, squire.
Mornin' everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# They'd probably just give him a korma

Click for bigger (290 kb) | My blog | I have pictures for sale!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Naan! Naan at all.
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)
# just going to
poppadom this down!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I bet he'd be madras hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Korma your self
you dont want to get yourself in to a masala
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:02, archived)
# your puns
are second to naan
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)
# now don't get curry'd away
im only rhogan joshin ya
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:05, archived)
# With such a mature attitude you'll go phaal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Nah, he's just (rogan) joshing with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# got there first ;P
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Oops. You're not wrong.
Can't makhani sense of this thread at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)
# shut it you saag! :)
(pfer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)
# OK. Otherwise I might get karai'd away.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I don't think getting karai'd away khana be that bad. As long as you keema back afterwards.
(pfer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Peshwari you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Well he'd better tread kulfi-ly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Mind if I bhaji my way in here?
(pfer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# i think he's
'cumin' around to our puns
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# its awfully
chilli in here
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Oh, dottie!
Bloody bishops again?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Did someone mention them sodding bishops?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Korma isnt even a curry
/fed up with mates wimping out at the curry house blog

"We'll have 7 kormas and one saag please"

*waiter facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:02, archived)
# i quite like the taste of korma
but it'd be nicer if it were spicier.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:03, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# At least it's not Chicken Tikka Masala !
Tasteless Yellow Stew for people who don't like Proper Curry.

Pass me a Mutton Vindaloo.
And a barrel of Fuller's Discovery
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# If you want to be pedantic/superior
Curry is only one type of dish.

The term was used by the British to undermine the equivalency of the culture so that they could report back home that Johnny was so barbaric he only had one type of foodstuff called "curry".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)
# In fairness,
if you had never come across such things before, it would all seem the same.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Pedantichrist all seems the same to me.
But I do quite like his funny little ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)
# ^this^
Jalfrezi FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# a nice, hot Madras.... mmmmmmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# it's nice, it's food and they serve it
Why exactly shouldn't people order it? Because you prefer something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)
# where is everyone?
It's stopped snowing now!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)
# \o.
I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I'm at work..... but I'm not working
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Sounds like b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# fabtanstick!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Your pictures are good,
And so is your blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I drawed a Heffliant, but I have not hided him yet.


I finally got round to putting an old scanner on my desk and now I can draw stuff and scan it, which is what scanners are for (a bit).

ps. sorry he is not a CDC (although I'm not sure that rule applies to scanners so much as to tablets)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:04, archived)
# looks like his trunk is whipping a bun round the back and inserting it.
..well...if you don't try it and all that..you never know unless you try.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:14, archived)
# hehe, he actually looks quite worried!
good 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Oh, of course! (slaps own forehead)
Silly old us for not noticing that.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Funny-looking anxious mice ftw!
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:08, archived)
# "Oh hi, can I use your phone?"
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 5:07, archived)
# you should see where his finger is
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 5:20, archived)
# Should have put a Ring on it?

EDIT: NING
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 7:00, archived)
# sent from my wireless blackberry handheld
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 5:24, archived)
# Use it for what?
A toothpick?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 5:34, archived)
# The lighting is perfecto, and the blood is too good. *shudder*
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 7:01, archived)
# dumb luck I guess.
it's only composed of three images..

I may have tweaked the saturation on the cow intestines
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)
# But
in space, no-one can hear you ring.


Hello stranger. Where have you been hiding all this time?
(Pseudonym, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 7:03, archived)
# ae, kia ora e hoa!
been taking leave and doing work, maybe not on the board so much recently..

BUT I STILL LIKE TO SHOUT AT THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:13, archived)
# thats really good
wow! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 7:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
he looks like that bloke from the BT adverts (and My Family)

"ET kills BT"
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 7:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
what a fine way to start the week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 8:23, archived)
# I miss those red phone boxes,
Got no-where to piss now...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 8:44, archived)
# hahaha
FP THIS NOW :D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Brilliant!!
*Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# aggghhhh now that does give me the fucking Fear
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)
# fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
#
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Yes
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha
that's wonderful
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Heh
From many a year ago:
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# ahhhahhh excellent
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=272et

I doubted I'd have been the first to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:22, archived)
# :)
Wow I've RP'd that a far few times!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# :)
Wow I've RP'd that a fair few times!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Hahaha,
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)
# superb.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Thats some superb
shoppage
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*points* "OUCH!"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Did you shop the doritos in the background?
Roasting an old pea:



:)
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# ahhhahhh very good
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=ETtheALIEN2

maybe I do miss some good things in the day shift sometimes
but not much
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# oh, I missed this one too
tis very good! :)
(william_shatner, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Fantastic :)
He's such a cheerful chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# didn't this used to say:
OH HAI? with an a?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
# no, but LOLALIENS could be big
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Grid Test
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# GRID TEST: SUCCESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Breakout is good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Also this reminds me of the Important Records logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . who they got ?
Editor : Now I see :

www.importantrecords.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)
# He has been gridded.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# He like hides !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# It's a Vitruvian Man of facial hair.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# You nailed it _Felix !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# hmm...
reminds me of that laser scene from Resident Evil
(waofy, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Need some kind of coding device !
Wild !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# back from the drinking thing
and uhmm not drunk well not much. beard vs grid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbTr6U0w1oU&NR=1
that seems to fit. A link from and inspired by
www.b3ta.com/board/9876238
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# facefail

(A detail from) something I was playing with earlier that went wrong.
This face made me laugh. Any ideas who it was meant to be?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Ringo?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# I was starting to think it was too easy
because I didn't crop it tight enough and the context gave it away. Is that how you got it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
#
• Member of group with pudding bowl haircuts
• Ugliest of group
• Ringo.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# If all are ugly, it's The Monkees.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# In my opinion, the Monkees were overall a better-looking group.
If the Beatles had been put together by casting agents, they probably would have looked better too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# BINGO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Flawless reasoning sir!
*still chuckling* XD
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:50, archived)
# 3D Beatles?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# beatles...
john on the left... george on the right...

I'm guessing ringo?

I likes it :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# mcartney?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# !!!!!

This is how macca came out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Link
he come to town,
come to save,
the princess zelda,
Ganon took her away,
Now the children don't play,
But they will,
When Link saves the day
HALLELUJAH!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# quite similar to your nosferatu..?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# I was thinking dr spock with down's syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Oh you're the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I can't find nosferatu
I'm pretty sure it was cubism
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Bono's real name is Bones Nosferatu
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# My laptop is called Nosferatu. My PC is called Breadcrumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Your laptop is also a PC (personal comuptro)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)
# No because I say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Really? I thought they would be called Squirtle or Cockbiter or something
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)
# That's what I call
MY BALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 3:02, archived)
# phwoarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)
# You're taking this snooker
far too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 5:14, archived)
# Mofoha do a picture that's not of some gay band. Thanks kindly, your pal forever,
TUH TUHSJSJSMSNSNAM ST RRRR ESS TTEEE ESSS EJD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
# What is the singer's name?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# I'm looking on The Google Image Search search, for images.
I'm seeing lots of bunches of grapes, but not any singers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Alfred Schnittke is my favourite right now. But my favourite ever is Michael Gira.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Ooh he plays a guild
There's a venerable old guild which is a sort of heirloom of my sort of adopted family. I am fond of it.
...uh sorry I was reading about Michael Gira on wikipedia, should have explained that bit first.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Everything Gira touches is fantastic.
Anything he records is superb, he's a great writer and he's not too bad at scribble drawing either. Stupid bastard rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# in regards to this evening's snooker final
I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# I'LL GIVE YOU JFUFKCING TOLD YOU SO.
smellywench:(

IN FAIRNESS. I ate beers and I ate other things which fuck me up and I'm happy that Selby won. I like Selby. He's no Ricky Walden, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# he gave it away!
did you see the penultimate frame? what a fucking farce! the look on O'Sullivan's face at the end was priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# I mean it's all well and good that person A won sport Z but Ricky Walden should've won everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)
# you're a bit gay for Ricky Walden, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:50, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9728065
www.b3ta.com/board/9728065
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# so that's a very large yes, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# GIGGLESNORT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# oh, well
we all have our little foibles.
and with that, i'm off to bed.
g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# GODE NUTS, SMENSCH MONKENS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# They've broken up. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Stamp collectors, and music fans, wait impatiently.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:50, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# He's about to sneeze.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Beats lickin' the stamp . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# He looks more like he may be doing a poo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 5:46, archived)
# FUCKING STAMPS MAKE ME FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:14, archived)
# oh
dear :( We don't have 3rd class post though.
(Elma Fuddbo, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Sorry to pea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Needs more Tezza
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:04, archived)
# the crew of the Starship Enterprise?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# bim me ups kotty
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
John Travolta was a horrendous casting decision.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:46, archived)
# There is a bim.
A bim in my reum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Dude looks totally like Soupy Sales !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# errrm..
Johnny Ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Was in New York last month, caught some classic theatre
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Nuke it from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# HE COMES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# mercy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# did this for moongirl


Click for bigger (130 kb)
*sorry it took so long to do it drove me barmy*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)
# moongirlamyisonthemoon.
So how the fuck do you do this? Because I can't do letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I blame the Mad Hare.

www.b3ta.com/board/9876612
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# haha...flashback...erghhh
(sarah90 >you, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:03, archived)
# i don't like the look of those sausages she's producing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
# exactly!
this tubgirl image uses #A99D09 while the original tubgirl uses #E7A745
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# i use marmite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# 4C4F4C21
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I thought it was orange juice
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# she's loving it.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# ba da ba ba baaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# this is clearly tubboy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# He did not decide it yet.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
# snip snip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)

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