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[challenge entry]
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# this would actually be awesome.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:29, archived)
# :)
accidental double post as i wasn't brought back here when i posted
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:30, archived)
# uhm. what?
Oh, right. The new edit policy. irritating, isn't it?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
# hmm
it came back when i edited this one to compo it
but when i first posted, it stayed at the 'post this message' screen

very queer
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)
# "I want to make a phone call"
"Sorry Dave, but I can't let you do that...."

"Ok I want to download and use this application"

"Sorry Dave, that app wasn't approved by Apple, I can't let you do that...."

"Fine, I want to open this app, and this app"

"Sorry Dave, I can't multitask, I can't let you do that..."
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:32, archived)
# totally this.
Also: quick - make this an image! It might win the internets.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Checkmate or stalemate . . . difficult to tell . . .
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)
# The computer always wins... :(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Sure is a sharpshooter afoot !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:32, archived)
# The other guy is funnier.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I feel like this today


I've been ill for over a week, am bored and not getting better.
At least I have b3ta.... it's my flu-crack.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# please leave me the secret of how you all managed to escape from the bus
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# whaaaat?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# POP QUIZ HOTSHOT...there's a bomb on the bus
what do you do..WHAT DO YOU DO?!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# get off the bus?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# er...well...I suppose you could do that
shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Wave as I drive by.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Maybe shout
"sucks to be your ass right now, bus-people."
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I don't know why, but this is making me lol.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# 50 m.p.h.
/or alternatively, get up and not sit next to the local nutter
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# DING!
1 gold star
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# ... and three points on ya license
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# after dropping the kids at school...
I would defuse it while making a nice casserole and tidying the bus up


cos I'm a girl
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# ARRRRGHHH!!!! NOT TIDYING!!
look...the point is...I say "WHAT DO YOU DO" in a big scary voice.. Then you drive round and round in circles all day until finally.... BOOM!!!

...er what type of casserole?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I'd take full responsibility for putting a bomb on the bus
and phone in a coded warning while watching from my webcam....
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Watch the explosion on the news from the comfort of my sofa?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Oh just great...thanks for that Mr.Helpful...really constructive..
..I plan blowing a bus up..and you're sat on your sofa
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# continue drinking my coffee/eating the delicious muffin I just purchased before I recieved the phone call, and let someone else deal with it.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# ...WHAT !! ...oh brilliant... Have you seen the Muffin Man?
Yeah he's over there drinking his coffee
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Hope that in the explosion someones wallet is propelled out of the carnage. I will then swiftly deal with the influx of cash by going to the pub and falling over.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# This is incorrect pub-usage. It is recommended to use the cash at the bar to buy drinks BEFORE falling over.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I fully intend on vomiting.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Your licence to pub is hereby restored.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Not on my bus you don't

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# The Macarena?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# hahhahaha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# ...I like it.... not quite the hysteria I'd hoped for..but it'll do
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# bad luck!
hope you get your colour back soon...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# pfft
also - don't know how to turn grayscale off on ps...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Use the Colorize filter.
It's next to Uncrop and Enhance.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# cool - thanks
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# heh - don't worry,
the vintage look suits you.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Image -> Mode -> [select new image mode]
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Your pyjamas are sooo 1870.
Get well soon, though! Being stuck in bed is such a downer.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# no bed for me
in the kitchen wearing a blanket like a refugee prodding the child into doing homework.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Maybe you're Bruce Willis and you're dead.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# it's very possible
hadn't thought of that

*checks pulse and gender*

no that's not it.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I can see alive people. Are you a people? Check for me quickly.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# i am one of some people
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# This is the incorrect amount of some people.
I think you're lying to me.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
# get well soon
TJ,in other news, my monitor is worse that i thought, all of the text on this page is black, anyone any thoughts on this
www.morgancomputers.co.uk/shop/detail.asp?ProductID=5861&CategoryID=407&SubCategoryID=490
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# change it to white?
have missed your other posts so this may not be helpful...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I'm confused. Is the problem with the monitor you are using to view this page on monitors?
Or is it the monitor page itself that is causing problems for the monitor you are viewing it with?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:29, archived)
# my monitor is dying fast and i need a replacement, but i now nothing about these things
just been having a bit of a clean, room had more dead skin in it than babs windsor's loofah, turned monitor on its side, unplugged, and anow i've got a nasty blue/green shaded bit in the corner, almost as if the colour has all run, it's an oldish 17" dell jobby with a tube which i still rather like, never seen a flat screen that has the richness of colour of a tube but...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Have you moved things around?
I get that colour run if I have my speakers too close to the screen. It's the magnets or something?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:42, archived)
# The statistics look fine . . . however if the click for larger view
is any indication . . .
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:30, archived)
# i thought the same.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I do hope that you at least get over your splitting headache !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# You iz ill, yo! Props!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# *CLICK!!!!*
that is marvelous!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^Enitrely this^
With more ^this^
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# i concur
so much so that i'm going to say the same over there
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I also agree
as I've already said down there.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# wonderful!
I do like this...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:03, archived)
# bloody marvelous!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# woo/yay/houpla!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# !
I love it
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# The mouse that RAWRED !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# ME-YOWCH!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# haha
great stuff old bean
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# ...next time...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha :D
CLICK
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Yay!
Lovely stuff
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
 
fucking brilliant
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Buildings with faces, you say?
We have them across the street! No potatoshop required!

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Is there a psychological effect from living in a
permanently sad house?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I don't know.
I live in the one of the giant villa's across the street.

My house is much bigger than the ones in the picture. Too bad so many poor people live in those houses. It really brings the property value down.
Nah, they're quite alright, I'm not one of those poor-people-hating bastards.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# so that's a yes then...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I told you: I don't know.
You should ignore my ramblings. That is the 'other me' speaking. He's kind of an idiot.

Hey, don't be dissin' me, yo. I is well proper in my head, man.

See?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# ah, the eyes are the windows
to the loft conversion.
As the poet once said.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# The soul, man, the soul...
...is the window to the loft conversion.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Windows are windows to the house's soul.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# incredible

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# This is very insensitive. My brother died this way.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Sucking on a fat green column?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# It's a very serious illness.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I heard that was a cover story
and that he was bummed to death by the Green Giant
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# You're upsetting me!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# you misspelt arousing
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Hulk-Cock Syndrome.
Cause few fatalities in the actual sufferer, but many in their loved ones.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# He did insist on squeezing the sprouts...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)
# HULK COCK!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# haha
WTF!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hehe - this happens to me all the time*









*when Dr Banner comes round for tea
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# love the facial expression on the last frame
woo Toasty

you're ace
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# My word! That is one large
tummy banana
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# he's been eating his greens
"fmmp" nice onomatopeia
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# is that 'THE HUMP'?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# The Incredible Horn?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha!
let's hope he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him...
*plays sad walking away music*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# *wipes a tear from corner of eye*
although I'm not sure its a tear in hers
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Arf!
And 2 days after the best sex of her life, Ms Sally McStrumpet died of severe internal bleeding. LOL!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
nicely!

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Anne Diamond
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# A diamond.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# It's lucky she has big ears
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# perfick
green prick
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# WIN
clicks
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# All the chicks dig Hulk..
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:50, archived)
# HULK GASH!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:53, archived)
# haha
how rude
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I can imagine a similar experience with spiderman...
except the woman ends up stuck to the wall...

SPIDER SPUNK
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# You can play that at home.
Hump away on the Mrs and when your get to the vinegar strokes - wap it out, Cum in your palm and chuck it in her face whilst shouting "GO WEB - GO".
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# A Green Giant!
is it going to spluff sweet corn everywhere? ... ho! ho! ho!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Don't make me Ang Lee...
...You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee.

You should watch this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4I8J89-jPE
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:36, archived)
# video has been removed :(
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:06, archived)
# brilliant!
clickety click
(, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Carr...Jimmy Carr...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Ooooh titter ye not!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# *titters*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
# uncanny
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# gah
*twitches*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# haha!
Jimmy Carr's head looks like it's already been heavily 'shopped.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
Sinead O'Connery anyone?

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Hoorah!
Have this.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# haha, I love that
Global Bastards FTW!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Clunes
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# That's the creepiest thing I've seen for quite some time.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Oh wonderful!
Redmond is back!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Redmond is back! Party party!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hmm
How do you sods remember me?

I'm just another cunt of a troll.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Because despite what you might think.
we don't actually get many trolls.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Ah
Then get out the crayons and colour me surprised.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# You just got trolled by Redsushi.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# You know, that's just how I troll bro!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I for one welcome our big-eared awkward overlord.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# ok
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# weird science?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# More bad casting...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Zulu's my arse!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Oi! Lurkio!
nicely
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Noon
and thanks
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Unbelievable
iii pad
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# i...i...i...i'm not your stepping stone
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# i..i.e.i.e.i...
burns like fire
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I, yi, yi, yi, yi, I like you very much...
I think you're grand
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Monkeys, the lot of them
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Apes
...and shopped pictures only please.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Aw come on
I changed the colour of his hat.....
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Oh yeah I'd not noticed that. Seamless blending.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# took ages
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Mate of mine
used to babysit John Squires' kid

FACT
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# did it like bananas?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Does that include the hit
My Sugar Spun Sister Morphine?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# You should hear their version of Sympathy For The Devil.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Today oi 'ave been mostly listening to Mr.Scruff
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Woo!
Mr Scruff FTW
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# been listening to his latest album... Ninja Tuna :D
and the Bonus Baits cds..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMI6z6265BQ
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
# There's a new one?
Cool, I'll have a listen to it after work.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# well it's 2yrs old... but yea it's new ish ;D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I hadn't realised he was still doing stuff.
Also had a bit of a gap a couple of years ago where I had no internet and no time to listen to music.
I'm still catching up on everything I've missed.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
# WHHALE FISH HE CRIED!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# "msh...msh...msh...msh..."
I like your brown bean band, mr. 69.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Hurrah. Fine choice.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Do you, by any cchance
do work for him?

I saw his last album and thought "mmm, that style looks very familar..."
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I wish I worked for him ....but he does his own cartoons and album art work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC7YN3iP_4M&NR=1

potato people for the win!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# ah, I see
It's great... as is yours

Though I know NOTHING of the music
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
# he's great...feesh!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:19, archived)
# That's fucking awesome!
*investigates further*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# you ARE mr scruff!
AICMFP
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Racist.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I have Ninja Tuna, quite like it.
These guys are good!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# i know someone with a Mr Scruff tattoo
it makes him look like the coolest toddler in the playground. he's 36.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I have a signed Mr Scruff flyer. In fact I've got 2 cos he spelt my name wrong the first time so I asked him to do it again.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# i had a Mr scruff mug
but no longer. it was stolen by a housemate years ago.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# haha >.<
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Have a McClint

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# braw!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Funky town!
This doesn't appear to be on Spotify; I am aggrieved.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# spotify says I need an invite :(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I'm not sure if you do these days...
I think I may have an old one that I didn't use. Will gaz if so.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I got
Spotify Free is currently in an invitation-only beta,
which means you need to have received an invitation token to access the service.

if you do have one then cheers :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# gaz'd, but I'm sure when I signed up it wasn't necessary...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Same when i signed up
not that I can use it at work... fucking firewall wanker

It's probably due to (a) trying to keep user numbers down and (b) get opeople to sign up for the subscription version
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Aye, that's what I heard.
And damn, if I'd come back earlier I could have got rid of one of my invites. Anyone else want one?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Loving Mr Scruff
Think you've captured it well here :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# yay!
went to his 10th anniversary club night in Manchester recently - it was ace. And he does very nice herbal teas.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# That's you that is!
:D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Blackpool Gothic?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
# hehe
they look like old potatoes


hahah
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# andy murray is a cunt
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Why?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# because
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Needs more bitch tears
woo etc
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Me? A self-promoting whore?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Wouldn't
Would
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# It's pretty tricky
doing a SFW search for her

She should be in Hollyoaks the amount of skimpy pics there are on the t'interwebs
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Who is she?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# ^^
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I reasoned that there must be a show called "Murder in Suburbia", and from the IMDB page, got 'Lisa Faulkner'
Q.E...er..no, wait.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Does anyone actually genuinely like ITV?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I heard that someone does
but it might have been something else. I think it was something related to food, as in, nothing to do with ITV at all, and I'm no longer sure that it was someone liking it. I think it was something about cats and tinfoil. Cats don't like pissing on tinfoil, that's it.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I read this story once about something but I'm not sure it's relevant to this.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# me too.
but it depends.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I remain scared and apprehesive about the situation.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I heard they were to rename it 'Harry Hill's ITV'
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I have nothing against them.
I have nothing against them.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle
Reminds me that gas chambers are not always such a bad idea.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Good resilience, that man...
after your link-posting fail flaming!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
#
At least nobody called me a "noob" !! :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# No one says noob here, noob.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
#
Oh.

(bollocks, failed again)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# There is only one good thing about ITV
And that's their football rights. And they don't even do that particularly well.

Beyond that, I never watch it.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# The way things are going
they probably won't even keep those when the current champs league deal runs out
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Wouldn't it be nice to have the champs league on the BBC
I am smiling just imagining it.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I've heard there's an issue with the BBC having them though
due to the comvoluted sponsership deals.

The Beeb can't have the sponser break bumpers, and that's one of the condidtions of the broacaster

But it would be infinitely better than Clive "that magical night night in Barcelona/Istanbul" Tyldsley.
And would restore Gabby Logan to her rightful place
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# You got an issue with a rogue D, man.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I can't remember the last time I consciously watched anything except footsoccerball on that there ITV.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# football and Harry Hill
and I hate their football coverage
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# and Harry Hill.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I like Harry Hill.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Just don't get it I'm afraid...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# He goes from mediocre to really very funny indeed and back again quite quickly.
He's the strobe light of comedy.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Presumably I blink every time it's on.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# It's quite a good technique. People phased into the good bits need the time of the mediocre bits to get themselves breathing again.
But people phased into the bad bits sulk over how bad they are and never notice the good bits.
He induces epilepsy too.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# yes you do
Everybody really likes Harry Hill, just as no body really likes sprouts.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Nope.
And I'm rather partial to sprouts. Boy am I off-message :/
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# You are.
I used to love you. Now you fill me with disgust and daydreams of violence.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I like sprouts.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I like sprouts.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Family made me eat a sprout at christmas. I wrapped it in BEEFS.
It still tasted bad.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Now I know how to cook them
I like sprouts
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# THIS! ^ :o)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# this
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I only like sprouts in chinese cabbage soup, where they really are like mini-cabbages.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Cabbage is worse than sprouts.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
# "A cabbage is just a brussels sprout with pretentions" - Mark Twain
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
# There are lots of tvburp clips on youtube. I was watching some yesterday. The freaky eaters ones.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# from yesterday ;)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Ah... now I understand the other 'layer' to this.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that's ace
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# think I'll pass....
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# EWCOMIC97 - Ice

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# The king of the potato people won't let me
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# just for that, it's two hours W.O.O.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# haha
it spells woo! :D

Uncle Arnie will fry them with his hex vision!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# its
Also - woo :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Don't be daft. Potatoes hate frost.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# And vice-versa. QED.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# What? No! THAT'S NOT HOW QED WORKS!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Oh. Ok.
So instead I will prove that no simple graph exists whose degree partition is discrete:

Firstly, assume that it does exist. Now, sort the vertices according to their degree. Note that the nth vertex can have a maximum of (n-1) bonds to the others. However, this only leaves (n - 2) other possible degrees for the remaining (n - 1) vertices, so two of the remaining vertices must share the same degree.

Q. E. Fucking D.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Fuck.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# No idea what you just said. So you didn't prove anything to me.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# DAMMIT, MU!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# *links to Samwise singing about poe tay toes*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# boilem mashem stickeminastew
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# What's potatoes, eh?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I like this turtle
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# we bandwaggoned it ages ago
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# GAH!
I always miss the bandwagon.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
# POTATOBOTS TRANSFORM!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Ha, that's a cheap-ass toy.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Mine's gone mouldy
woe.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I used mine up in a spud-gun
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# it is one weakness
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D, not a patch on Jeremy, mind you.


(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I wish it was tuesday.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I wonder what sort of sites he looks at.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
#

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Something about him really liking horses.
Probably.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# that's what I thought.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# ineedapoo!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] beware
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# iCrop?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# no he doesn't
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# don't know what you mean
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# ner ner
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# New iPad, new danger?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# iVerb
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# iLoveHorses?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# :o)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Took the words right out of my mouth...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] That's the grenade launcher. I don't think you want to mess with that..
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
Excellent!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] iDon't get it.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Sponsored by Apple...... of course.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)

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