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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:28,
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this would actually be awesome.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:29,
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:)
accidental double post as i wasn't brought back here when i posted
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:30,
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uhm. what?
Oh, right. The new edit policy. irritating, isn't it?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:33,
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hmm
it came back when i edited this one to compo it but when i first posted, it stayed at the 'post this message' screen very queer
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:34,
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"I want to make a phone call"
"Sorry Dave, but I can't let you do that...." "Ok I want to download and use this application" "Sorry Dave, that app wasn't approved by Apple, I can't let you do that...." "Fine, I want to open this app, and this app" "Sorry Dave, I can't multitask, I can't let you do that..."
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:31,
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hahahaha
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:32,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:32,
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totally this.
Also: quick - make this an image! It might win the internets.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:34,
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Checkmate or stalemate . . . difficult to tell . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:34,
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The computer always wins... :(
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:36,
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Arf!
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Ninj ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:24,
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Sure is a sharpshooter afoot !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:32,
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The other guy is funnier.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:37,
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hahahahah!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:52,
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I feel like this today
I've been ill for over a week, am bored and not getting better. At least I have b3ta.... it's my flu-crack.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:07,
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please leave me the secret of how you all managed to escape from the bus
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:09,
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whaaaat?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:11,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:51,
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POP QUIZ HOTSHOT...there's a bomb on the bus
what do you do..WHAT DO YOU DO?!
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:13,
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get off the bus?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14,
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er...well...I suppose you could do that
shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15,
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Wave as I drive by.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14,
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Maybe shout
"sucks to be your ass right now, bus-people."
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15,
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lol
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17,
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I don't know why, but this is making me lol.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:21,
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50 m.p.h.
/or alternatively, get up and not sit next to the local nutter
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15,
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DING!
1 gold star
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17,
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... and three points on ya license
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:18,
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after dropping the kids at school...
I would defuse it while making a nice casserole and tidying the bus up cos I'm a girl
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17,
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ARRRRGHHH!!!! NOT TIDYING!!
look...the point is...I say "WHAT DO YOU DO" in a big scary voice.. Then you drive round and round in circles all day until finally.... BOOM!!! ...er what type of casserole?
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20,
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I'd take full responsibility for putting a bomb on the bus
and phone in a coded warning while watching from my webcam....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:22,
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Watch the explosion on the news from the comfort of my sofa?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:18,
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Oh just great...thanks for that Mr.Helpful...really constructive..
..I plan blowing a bus up..and you're sat on your sofa
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:23,
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continue drinking my coffee/eating the delicious muffin I just purchased before I recieved the phone call, and let someone else deal with it.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19,
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...WHAT !! ...oh brilliant... Have you seen the Muffin Man?
Yeah he's over there drinking his coffee
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:24,
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Hope that in the explosion someones wallet is propelled out of the carnage. I will then swiftly deal with the influx of cash by going to the pub and falling over.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19,
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This is incorrect pub-usage. It is recommended to use the cash at the bar to buy drinks BEFORE falling over.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:21,
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I fully intend on vomiting.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:26,
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Your licence to pub is hereby restored.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27,
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Not on my bus you don't
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27,
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The Macarena?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20,
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hahhahaha
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:25,
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...I like it.... not quite the hysteria I'd hoped for..but it'll do
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:26,
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bad luck!
hope you get your colour back soon...
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enceladus ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:10,
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pfft
also - don't know how to turn grayscale off on ps...
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:12,
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Use the Colorize filter.
It's next to Uncrop and Enhance.
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RarelyEvil ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:16,
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cool - thanks
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17,
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heh - don't worry,
the vintage look suits you.
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enceladus ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:17,
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Image -> Mode -> [select new image mode]
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20,
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Your pyjamas are sooo 1870.
Get well soon, though! Being stuck in bed is such a downer.
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RarelyEvil ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14,
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no bed for me
in the kitchen wearing a blanket like a refugee prodding the child into doing homework.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:20,
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Maybe you're Bruce Willis and you're dead.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:18,
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it's very possible
hadn't thought of that *checks pulse and gender* no that's not it.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:24,
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I can see alive people. Are you a people? Check for me quickly.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27,
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i am one of some people
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:28,
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This is the incorrect amount of some people.
I think you're lying to me.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:33,
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get well soon
TJ,in other news, my monitor is worse that i thought, all of the text on this page is black, anyone any thoughts on thiswww.morgancomputers.co.uk/shop/detail.asp?ProductID=5861&CategoryID=407&SubCategoryID=490
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:23,
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change it to white?
have missed your other posts so this may not be helpful...
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:27,
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I'm confused. Is the problem with the monitor you are using to view this page on monitors?
Or is it the monitor page itself that is causing problems for the monitor you are viewing it with?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:29,
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my monitor is dying fast and i need a replacement, but i now nothing about these things
just been having a bit of a clean, room had more dead skin in it than babs windsor's loofah, turned monitor on its side, unplugged, and anow i've got a nasty blue/green shaded bit in the corner, almost as if the colour has all run, it's an oldish 17" dell jobby with a tube which i still rather like, never seen a flat screen that has the richness of colour of a tube but...
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:35,
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Have you moved things around?
I get that colour run if I have my speakers too close to the screen. It's the magnets or something?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:42,
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The statistics look fine . . . however if the click for larger view
is any indication . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:30,
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i thought the same.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:36,
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I do hope that you at least get over your splitting headache !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:26,
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You iz ill, yo! Props!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:39,
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:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:58,
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*CLICK!!!!*
that is marvelous!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:01,
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^Enitrely this^
With more ^this^
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:02,
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i concur
so much so that i'm going to say the same over there
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:04,
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I also agree
as I've already said down there.
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enceladus ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:06,
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wonderful!
I do like this...
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enceladus ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:03,
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bloody marvelous!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:04,
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Awesome!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:07,
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woo/yay/houpla!
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:08,
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!
I love it
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:14,
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The mouse that RAWRED !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:21,
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ME-YOWCH!
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daddyswank came out the closet on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:31,
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haha
great stuff old bean
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mutated monty ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:44,
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...next time...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:44,
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Hahaha :D
CLICK
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herman:D ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:59,
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Yay!
Lovely stuff
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Sheep! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:03,
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:D
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DogHorse plop ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:02,
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
fucking brilliant
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:16,
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Buildings with faces, you say?
We have them across the street! No potatoshop required!
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RarelyEvil ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:46,
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Is there a psychological effect from living in a
permanently sad house?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:56,
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I don't know.
I live in the one of the giant villa's across the street.My house is much bigger than the ones in the picture. Too bad so many poor people live in those houses. It really brings the property value down.Nah, they're quite alright, I'm not one of those poor-people-hating bastards.
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RarelyEvil ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:06,
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so that's a yes then...
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:11,
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I told you: I don't know.
You should ignore my ramblings. That is the 'other me' speaking. He's kind of an idiot.Hey, don't be dissin' me, yo. I is well proper in my head, man. See?
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RarelyEvil ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:19,
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ah, the eyes are the windows
to the loft conversion. As the poet once said.
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enceladus ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:07,
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The soul, man, the soul...
...is the window to the loft conversion.
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RarelyEvil ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:12,
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Windows are windows to the house's soul.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:46,
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incredible
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:20,
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This is very insensitive. My brother died this way.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:21,
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Sucking on a fat green column?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22,
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It's a very serious illness.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:24,
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I heard that was a cover story
and that he was bummed to death by the Green Giant
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:25,
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You're upsetting me!
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:29,
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you misspelt arousing
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:30,
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arf
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:35,
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Hulk-Cock Syndrome.
Cause few fatalities in the actual sufferer, but many in their loved ones.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:29,
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He did insist on squeezing the sprouts...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:46,
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HULK COCK!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:21,
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haha
WTF!!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22,
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hehe - this happens to me all the time*
*when Dr Banner comes round for tea
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22,
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love the facial expression on the last frame
woo Toasty you're ace
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:27,
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My word! That is one large
tummy banana
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:28,
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he's been eating his greens
"fmmp" nice onomatopeia
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:32,
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is that 'THE HUMP'?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:34,
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The Incredible Horn?
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:37,
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hahaha!
let's hope he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him... *plays sad walking away music*
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enceladus ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:40,
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*wipes a tear from corner of eye*
although I'm not sure its a tear in hers
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:46,
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Arf!
And 2 days after the best sex of her life, Ms Sally McStrumpet died of severe internal bleeding. LOL!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:41,
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Hahaha excellent!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:45,
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Hahahaha
nicely!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:45,
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Anne Diamond
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:45,
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A diamond.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:10,
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It's lucky she has big ears
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:52,
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perfick
green prick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:10,
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WIN
clicks
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:15,
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All the chicks dig Hulk..
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:50,
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HULK GASH!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:53,
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haha
how rude
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:54,
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I can imagine a similar experience with spiderman...
except the woman ends up stuck to the wall... SPIDER SPUNK
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Golden_guns247 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:50,
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You can play that at home.
Hump away on the Mrs and when your get to the vinegar strokes - wap it out, Cum in your palm and chuck it in her face whilst shouting "GO WEB - GO".
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waxdart hello. ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 17:29,
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A Green Giant!
is it going to spluff sweet corn everywhere? ... ho! ho! ho!
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Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 17:17,
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Don't make me Ang Lee...
...You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee. You should watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4I8J89-jPE
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Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky ,
Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:36,
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video has been removed :(
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:20,
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ha ha ha ha
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:06,
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brilliant!
clickety click
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ShavenLunatic says touch your nose! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:00,
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Carr...Jimmy Carr...
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Ninj ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:19,
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Ooooh titter ye not!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22,
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*titters*
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:30,
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uncanny
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:27,
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gah
*twitches*
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:29,
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haha!
Jimmy Carr's head looks like it's already been heavily 'shopped.
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enceladus ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:42,
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hahahahaha
Sinead O'Connery anyone?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:47,
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Hoorah!
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RarelyEvil ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:51,
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haha, I love that
Global Bastards FTW!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:56,
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Clunes
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Redmond ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:16,
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That's the creepiest thing I've seen for quite some time.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:19,
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Oh wonderful!
Redmond is back!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:20,
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Redmond is back! Party party!
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:21,
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Hmm
How do you sods remember me? I'm just another cunt of a troll.
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Redmond ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22,
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Because despite what you might think.
we don't actually get many trolls.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:24,
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Ah
Then get out the crayons and colour me surprised.
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Redmond ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:25,
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You just got trolled by Redsushi.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:29,
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You know, that's just how I troll bro!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:55,
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I for one welcome our big-eared awkward overlord.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:24,
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ok
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:34,
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weird science?
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:10,
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More bad casting...
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Ninj ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:50,
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Zulu's my arse!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:58,
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Oi! Lurkio!
nicely
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:04,
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Noon
and thanks
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:13,
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Unbelievable
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daddyswank came out the closet on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:40,
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i...i...i...i'm not your stepping stone
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:58,
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i..i.e.i.e.i...
burns like fire
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:59,
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I, yi, yi, yi, yi, I like you very much...
I think you're grand
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daddyswank came out the closet on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:01,
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Monkeys, the lot of them
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:37,
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Apes
...and shopped pictures only please.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:40,
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Aw come on
I changed the colour of his hat.....
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:43,
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Oh yeah I'd not noticed that. Seamless blending.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:43,
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took ages
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:44,
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Mate of mine
used to babysit John Squires' kid FACT
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:45,
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did it like bananas?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:47,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:51,
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Does that include the hit
My Sugar Spun Sister Morphine?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:58,
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You should hear their version of Sympathy For The Devil.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:14,
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Today oi 'ave been mostly listening to Mr.Scruff
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:00,
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Woo!
Mr Scruff FTW
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:03,
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been listening to his latest album... Ninja Tuna :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:05,
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There's a new one?
Cool, I'll have a listen to it after work.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:11,
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well it's 2yrs old... but yea it's new ish ;D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:15,
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I hadn't realised he was still doing stuff.
Also had a bit of a gap a couple of years ago where I had no internet and no time to listen to music. I'm still catching up on everything I've missed.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:18,
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WHHALE FISH HE CRIED!
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McDazzle Knows not what he does ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:24,
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"msh...msh...msh...msh..."
I like your brown bean band, mr. 69.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:05,
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Hurrah. Fine choice.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:06,
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Do you, by any cchance
do work for him? I saw his last album and thought "mmm, that style looks very familar..."
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:07,
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I wish I worked for him ....but he does his own cartoons and album art work
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:13,
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ah, I see
It's great... as is yours Though I know NOTHING of the music
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:18,
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he's great...feesh!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:19,
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That's fucking awesome!
*investigates further*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:22,
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you ARE mr scruff!
AICMFP
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:29,
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Racist.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:07,
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I have Ninja Tuna, quite like it.
These guys are good!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:09,
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i know someone with a Mr Scruff tattoo
it makes him look like the coolest toddler in the playground. he's 36.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:11,
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I have a signed Mr Scruff flyer. In fact I've got 2 cos he spelt my name wrong the first time so I asked him to do it again.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:14,
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i had a Mr scruff mug
but no longer. it was stolen by a housemate years ago.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:18,
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:(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:10,
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haha >.<
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:16,
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Hahahaha...
Have a McClint
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Ninj ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:22,
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braw!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:25,
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Funky town!
This doesn't appear to be on Spotify; I am aggrieved.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:28,
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spotify says I need an invite :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:33,
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I'm not sure if you do these days...
I think I may have an old one that I didn't use. Will gaz if so.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:35,
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I got
Spotify Free is currently in an invitation-only beta, which means you need to have received an invitation token to access the service. if you do have one then cheers :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:38,
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gaz'd, but I'm sure when I signed up it wasn't necessary...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:41,
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Same when i signed up
not that I can use it at work... fucking firewall wanker It's probably due to (a) trying to keep user numbers down and (b) get opeople to sign up for the subscription version
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:46,
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Aye, that's what I heard.
And damn, if I'd come back earlier I could have got rid of one of my invites. Anyone else want one?
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:24,
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Loving Mr Scruff
Think you've captured it well here :)
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daddyswank came out the closet on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:39,
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yay!
went to his 10th anniversary club night in Manchester recently - it was ace. And he does very nice herbal teas.
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enceladus ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:48,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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That's you that is!
:D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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Hahahaha...
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:02,
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Blackpool Gothic?
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:00,
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hehe
they look like old potatoes hahah
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:41,
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andy murray is a cunt
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bunglist ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:58,
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Why?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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because
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:00,
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Needs more bitch tears
woo etc
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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Me? A self-promoting whore?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:13,
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Wouldn't
Would
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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It's pretty tricky
doing a SFW search for her She should be in Hollyoaks the amount of skimpy pics there are on the t'interwebs
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:27,
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\o/
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:28,
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Who is she?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:28,
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^^
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:29,
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I reasoned that there must be a show called "Murder in Suburbia", and from the IMDB page, got 'Lisa Faulkner'
Q.E...er..no, wait.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:31,
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hahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:35,
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Does anyone actually genuinely like ITV?
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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I heard that someone does
but it might have been something else. I think it was something related to food, as in, nothing to do with ITV at all, and I'm no longer sure that it was someone liking it. I think it was something about cats and tinfoil. Cats don't like pissing on tinfoil, that's it.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:17,
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I read this story once about something but I'm not sure it's relevant to this.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:19,
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me too.
but it depends.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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I remain scared and apprehesive about the situation.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:21,
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I heard they were to rename it 'Harry Hill's ITV'
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:36,
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I have nothing against them.
I have nothing against them.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:19,
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Jeremy Kyle
Reminds me that gas chambers are not always such a bad idea.
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randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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Good resilience, that man...
after your link-posting fail flaming!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:22,
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At least nobody called me a "noob" !! :)
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randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:23,
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No one says noob here, noob.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:25,
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Oh. (bollocks, failed again)
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randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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There is only one good thing about ITV
And that's their football rights. And they don't even do that particularly well. Beyond that, I never watch it.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:25,
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The way things are going
they probably won't even keep those when the current champs league deal runs out
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:28,
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Wouldn't it be nice to have the champs league on the BBC
I am smiling just imagining it.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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I've heard there's an issue with the BBC having them though
due to the comvoluted sponsership deals. The Beeb can't have the sponser break bumpers, and that's one of the condidtions of the broacaster But it would be infinitely better than Clive "that magical night night in Barcelona/Istanbul" Tyldsley. And would restore Gabby Logan to her rightful place
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:40,
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You got an issue with a rogue D, man.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:57,
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I can't remember the last time I consciously watched anything except footsoccerball on that there ITV.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:17,
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football and Harry Hill
and I hate their football coverage
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:17,
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and Harry Hill.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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I like Harry Hill.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:21,
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Just don't get it I'm afraid...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:22,
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He goes from mediocre to really very funny indeed and back again quite quickly.
He's the strobe light of comedy.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:24,
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Presumably I blink every time it's on.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:27,
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It's quite a good technique. People phased into the good bits need the time of the mediocre bits to get themselves breathing again.
But people phased into the bad bits sulk over how bad they are and never notice the good bits. He induces epilepsy too.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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yes you do
Everybody really likes Harry Hill, just as no body really likes sprouts.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard. ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:24,
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Nope.
And I'm rather partial to sprouts. Boy am I off-message :/
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:28,
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You are.
I used to love you. Now you fill me with disgust and daydreams of violence.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:29,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:40,
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I like sprouts.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:29,
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I like sprouts.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:31,
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Family made me eat a sprout at christmas. I wrapped it in BEEFS.
It still tasted bad.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:31,
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Now I know how to cook them
I like sprouts
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:40,
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THIS! ^ :o)
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:11,
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this
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:28,
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I only like sprouts in chinese cabbage soup, where they really are like mini-cabbages.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:33,
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Cabbage is worse than sprouts.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:34,
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"A cabbage is just a brussels sprout with pretentions" - Mark Twain
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:36,
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There are lots of tvburp clips on youtube. I was watching some yesterday. The freaky eaters ones.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:23,
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from yesterday ;)
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:33,
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Ah... now I understand the other 'layer' to this.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:36,
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hahahahaha!
that's ace
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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think I'll pass....
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:03,
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EWCOMIC97 - Ice
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:00,
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The king of the potato people won't let me
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:03,
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just for that, it's two hours W.O.O.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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haha
it spells woo! :D Uncle Arnie will fry them with his hex vision!!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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its
Also - woo :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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Don't be daft. Potatoes hate frost.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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And vice-versa. QED.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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What? No! THAT'S NOT HOW QED WORKS!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:08,
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Oh. Ok.
So instead I will prove that no simple graph exists whose degree partition is discrete: Firstly, assume that it does exist. Now, sort the vertices according to their degree. Note that the nth vertex can have a maximum of (n-1) bonds to the others. However, this only leaves (n - 2) other possible degrees for the remaining (n - 1) vertices, so two of the remaining vertices must share the same degree. Q. E. Fucking D.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:14,
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Fuck.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:16,
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No idea what you just said. So you didn't prove anything to me.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:18,
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DAMMIT, MU!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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*links to Samwise singing about poe tay toes*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:09,
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boilem mashem stickeminastew
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:10,
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What's potatoes, eh?
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:18,
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I like this turtle
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:14,
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we bandwaggoned it ages ago
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:16,
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GAH!
I always miss the bandwagon.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:52,
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POTATOBOTS TRANSFORM!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:16,
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Ha, that's a cheap-ass toy.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:22,
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Mine's gone mouldy
woe.
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daddyswank came out the closet on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:33,
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I used mine up in a spud-gun
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:03,
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it is one weakness
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:05,
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Q&D, not a patch on Jeremy, mind you.
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:51,
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I wish it was tuesday.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:52,
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I wonder what sort of sites he looks at.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:52,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:53,
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Something about him really liking horses.
Probably.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:53,
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that's what I thought.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:57,
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ineedapoo!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:55,
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beware
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:55,
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iCrop?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:00,
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no he doesn't
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:00,
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don't know what you mean
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:01,
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*shakes fist*
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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ner ner
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:08,
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(
Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:00,
archived )
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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New iPad, new danger?
(
KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:00,
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iVerb
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:57,
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iLoveHorses?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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:o)
(
KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:07,
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Took the words right out of my mouth...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:12,
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That's the grenade launcher. I don't think you want to mess with that..
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45,
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haha
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:48,
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Ha ha ha,
Excellent!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:49,
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Cheers!
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:19,
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iDon't get it.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:51,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:54,
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XD
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:19,
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Sponsored by Apple...... of course.
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bagpuss_24 bagpuss ,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43,
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