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# As per request.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I can't see a small turbot.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# here's a couple
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# *starts to sing*
"Tuuuurbots roasting on an opeeeen engiiiine!"
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA :D
Legendary m8, that's made my afternoon (sets as wallpaper) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Fuk-Mi,
that was quick.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# ...said the arab :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Henry, how could you?!
He's enjoying it too much.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# His mouth says Infidels
but his eyes say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# oh
Efendi !
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# incredi-fast!
I guess the ghost is invisdible then :P

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# poltergeist
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Ha Ha...that sucks!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# this is possibly THE craziest thing
you have ever drawn, and thats saying something
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
#


Click for bigger (66 kb)
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I hear ann widdecomb gets her baps out
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *awaits anim of Barbara Windsor in "that scene" with AW's face superimposed*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Sorry, not an anim...
just an old and badly shopped, well you know....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Did she ever actually get them out for a full frontal?
Or was it all just side-boob stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ahh club 18-30
the memories...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Oh boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Yes, she's looking at You.
Just you...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Edith Bowman?
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Lorks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# looks good from the back.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# nice croppage
;)
how rude of me - woosome
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Marvellous!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# It's an artificial c*nt
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# and he's holding a rude shaped cupcake
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Pussywagon
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# hohoho
what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# quiffy fuck
/relurks
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# gah, cuntcakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# That is, in equal parts, woo-some
and worrying

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# :D:D
he's just poppin' to the toilet no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# vagina cake!
vagina cake
makes what ever a vagina makes
can take your dick if it's short
doesn't go very well with port
Look out! it's the vagina cake.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Best. Song. Ever.
I love the Bee Gees*.


*I do not love the Bee Gees.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# then you may also asterisk-not-love
www.letsmaketragedyhappen.com/

(seen em live - aces)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# hang on, dave
i don't think this icing's set yet
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# A special creamy filling in every one
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# free cuntcake with every vote
It's a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
#
hahahha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Good lord!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Ha ha...first real laugh of the day!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *Standing Ovations*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# ^ this
*joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Me too,
Fucking superb.
(robbersdog, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Arf!
"Ya da da da da da, daaaaAAaaaaaa!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# The perfect welcome home
hahhhahhahhhahhhahhha
INSTACLICK
FP this awesomeness right f* now
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# This must win!...something....
*applauds*
*wolf-whistles*
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Great Stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
#
hilarious hahahahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Nicely done Elvis!
This is great!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
fuck, that's funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# The march of the wouldn't solder !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# LOL :D
Hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahaha,
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# To appeal to the
Traditional Daily Mail readership
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# have a gladys..

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha....luv this gladys
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# perfectly executed
and very funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# genius mate!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
he looks so fucking happy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:50, archived)
# wonderful ! simply wonderful.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Genuine LOL
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Is it just me...
or does this sight have a very slightly anti tory agenda???!!!



Hmm?
(mooghead, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
#

plus; a hero and a villain.
Suggestions on what should I draw next?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# a dustbin that's jealous of it's wheelie-bin replacement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# yaya, Pez , yes please
how about a massive pair of tits
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# What a ridiculous idea!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I know
what was I thinking of!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Possibly
a massive pair of boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# A hot transformer chick
with huge robotic tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# with nuts as nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# No. they'd need to be bigger. Huge. And erect.
I want these tits to be so enormous, she'd have to transform into a flatbed truck carrying two huge breast-shaped silage tanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Haha
This here internet has a lot to answer for...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# lemons plotting their escape from a lemonade factory
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# A very small turbot.
With self-image issues.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# which one am I meant to be cracking one out to?
I can't tell anymore
(likeajackhammer, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# An arab being raped by a Henry Hoover
while the ghost of Saddam Hussain frantically knocks out some globules while watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# ha ha
this ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Can you draw that hero character again, but
with a leotard that is one size smaller?

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Villainous villain is villainous.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# He's an older design.
But I likes him :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# nicely on the heroes and villains

and how's about an aardvark on a BMX ollie'ing a robot of Cleo Rocos who is tied to train tracks by a nefarious villain that looks like Ian McCulloch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Part of my big comic book project.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# ^
Aardvarks is always good!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Abslom Daak please!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Sexy sidekick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Chloe? :D
I'm still asking!
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I that's in order.
She hasn't appeared much lately.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Pez gun
I like it.

If Kat's fond of the Croft outfit, how about Vanity in Samus Aran's "Zero Suit"?

Chloe's been neglected for a while now also
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Never fails
to induce LOL

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Yay!
it's Yiff time................
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# we know something you don't know...
...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# My brain cells have tweaked from insane, levels of heat
i'm the fish, with the carnivorous teeth
(RubbaLipz is roflbagging, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# How about a giant Pagan robot dry-humping the Empire States building
while other pagan follower robots watch on?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# KLICK KLICK KLICK KLICK KLICK
Suggestion: "How to make a Pez-Dispenser sexy"
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# 'Pez' not substituted for similar-sounding
made-up brand?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Fly crash lands on Hudson
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Oh flies are so grim.
On holiday last year we had to spary then hoover loads of them because they were breeding under the window eave in the living room.

Yuck.

But this pic is woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# How bizarre
is it last year again?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Awww that's a bit harsh
Apparently it was textbook stuff, and even the textbooks don't expect it to actually work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I know, I know
it took about 12 news stories saying how great he was before I snapped.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Oh cod that's silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# This is no plaice for that sort of pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Reminds me of the time those terrorist flies struck in New York
They had to send in the SWAT team.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# was it part of a RAID?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# WOO
Very nicely done
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
#
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# harrow
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# hehe
also: nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/kim-jong-il.jpg

edit: NSFW-ISH - VIRTUALLY NAKED NORTH KOREAN LEADER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# O_o thank the lord I have b3ta open in a very small window....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# oopsy!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
#
kinda horny
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# have a sexy kim! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# it's my 5th b3ta b-day today

so i thought i'd post something to celebrate =]
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Anthony Worral-Thompson?
Or Robin Cook?

Are they different people?

So many questions!

Hurrah for your pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# cameron ;)
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Haha
Needs more Gordon Brown as Linda Hamilton.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Nicely done!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# thanks =]
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# happy 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Cool stuffs!
Happy b3taday.

Edity: why no candle?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# candle appears on the day before
for a reason beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Not in Ninj's case....
Check below....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# yeh,
so what the hells going on B3TA???
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hmmm now im really confused...
i had a candle yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Maybe you're some kind of forrin
that doesn't "do" normal time?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# normal time?
as in GMT? I assume aberdeen is part of GMT. If i remember rightly i've always had a candle a day early. Although i have been lurking the past few years so i could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Aberdeen?!
ABERDEEN!

BURN THE FORRIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# ack..
im from basingstoke originally...

*burns himself*
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Happy B3taday
where is your candle?
: (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# on a side note
whilst making this i found that the t-1000 actually sticks his tongue out for one frame just as he transforms =]
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# now that's an extra strong mint
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# now that's extra strong wooo
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# that's hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Eating them hot leads


nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Class.
Very nicely done.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *instaclick!!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I've just been hit by monkey-brain-shrapnel
here, have a Hamlet cigar
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# excellent
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# love that
hard and personal
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# KIDS - THIS IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUT A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER!
/civic minded.

Afternings!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
#
but if you put my cock in your mouth and pull my testicles, then it might...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# You've got testicles on your other hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ninja edit
'cos I knew someone would say that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# You want kids to do what?
*grabs flaming torch*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# same as you
I just said it out loud
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Not ANY kids, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# just the ones who can keep a secret
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
#
just the ones who can keep a secret aren't allergic to the adhesive on gaffer tape.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Awww, you're so thoughtful <3
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Put your cock where?
Image Challenge Suggestions page
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# It would certainly happen the first time you did it.
Further attempts may be more difficult....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I think it may pass over some of the more dramatic consequences of the action...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Kids!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER! GO GET A GUN AND TRY IT! ITS GREAT FUN!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# only if you're a chimpanzee
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# haha that reminds me of happy toasts 30k anim!
i recommend you patent your sinus remedy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# holy crabs that's neat!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# i see what you did there
you added the gun, go on bush do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# That cleared his ears out!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Bloody marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Superb sir!!!
*Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Blimey Ninjypoos, you're 7!!!
Happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Cheers sir!
And, may I add, you appear to be on fire! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Cheers Crystal!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# blimey!!!! seven??????.........outstanding stamina!
congrats:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Thanks Elvis!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaha....luvvin it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# That's proper brilliant moley.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Holy Shit!!!
Awesome Sauce :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Christopher Lloyd, NO!!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# ClickClickClick
nice :DDDDDDDDD
(herman:D, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Oi - FP Hog !!
Give the rest of us a chance!!!

Brilliant stuff, as per :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# monkey does good impression
of samuel l jackson
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# now that's an extra woo wooo
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# now that's just brilliant
and you had to seal the deal with an utterly charming family-oriented sig.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I do love this show, but it doesn't half make my brain ache.


Click picture for the full comic

(__, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ees broke
s'ok linkee works

I've never seen it - is that Vicky Coren hosting?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# he he. :)
the connection is they're all things that are appearing on the screen in front of me.
/Why does she have to be so damn shexxxxxyyyy with that posh voice ! :)
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# yes - this is definately Vicky Coren
I need no more proof
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# :)
mmmmm*rubs thighs in a vic reeves stylee* she reminds me a bit of alice roberts...for a bit of posh tot one could always go for bryony gordon :)
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# yes - yes she does
Dr Alice Roberts is verrr sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# :o)
oh dear...it's only wednesday afternoon as well.
who will they stick in front of a camera next ?
surprising it hasn't got the chop yet like other bbc progs...six music par exampl,oh dear they're all sorry now, all the muso's ...oh dear,it's all dumbing down these days/nearly 40 blog lol .
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
that show is a guilty pleasure of mine and has nothing whatsoever with Victoria Coren being an absolute saucepot

She had a go at a bloke this week for not knowing Omaha poker from a picture. the dolt!

I knew it Victoria, I knew, cos I like poker like you, maybe we should play together... (cont p97)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Step Away from the vehicle, Mr Scaramanga....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# sing along now
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# oh dear. hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# *suppresses smirk*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# pffffft
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Lols and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Go onto Google(.com) Images and
type 'fatima's driving license'. You are looking for the one in the blue outfit.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# oh ffs
WHAT IS THE POINT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# arf.....cracker!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Back to silliness


I blame A Vag for putting this in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Arf!
And I hope you mean A Vagabond... and not, y'know...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
OI!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# those crazy Swedes
itsknotwood.blogspot.com/2009/10/ofelia-vag-pillow-at-ikea.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Technically it's Ofelia VÅG
Which is pronounced "vorg". Means wave.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# spoilsport
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# You're no fun any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# "... the chances that a chicken will even want to cross a road are remote at best. Studies have shown that..."
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahaha Lowenbrau ads FTW
"Kurt! Ven is a door NOT a door?!"

"It's always a door, Hans."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# there's a whole load of these german jokes somehwere
google is letting me down
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# "Kurt, Vot do you call a camel wiz 3 humps?"
"A mutant?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Apparently Gene Simmons' son has ripped off a bunch of manga cartoons
I stopped reading after that

community.livejournal.com/bleachness/446299.html?page=4#comments
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I never realised the artwork in Bleach was so good.
I only really knew it from leekspin previously haha

want to read it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# busted!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Nice one.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# The Patsy Cline Management Office has something similar ;)
nice one Joe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# pfffft!
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# :)


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# arf
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Silly boy.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# He can't go on like this
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# arf
is that Kingsland Road?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Epic tagging there...
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I searched for ages before I found it
/concurs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Speaking of politicians...
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I was just about to do that
glad I checked here first
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking hell, took me a while to spot that tag
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I so want this to be real.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Make it so.
It would surely merit a newsletter mention.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm much too old* to get done for vandalism.



*Cowardly
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# It's not vandalism, it's satire and ART
Britain has a fine tradition of combining the two. When we are denied our right to tradition, then it's time to take to the streets! (and go down the shops for a packet of biscuits and maybe a pint of milk)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# The police are notoriously ignorant when it comes to matters of art.
Just look at the case of Jack The Ripper.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha actual lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Done a bit more work on my conspiracy theory
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
This could be interpreted by anti-American bigots as like really interesting witty satire because like America brought it on herself didn't she and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# able danger, yup, they let it happen........
lets not go there lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Oh god no.
I once stumbled across a 20-page argument about how the twin towers were demolished professionally.

Because - y'know - flying a a jumbo jet full of fuel into something will barely dent it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I HAVE PROOF
www.b3ta.com/board/9383302
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# "Rick Astley is a puppet of the Illuminati, and they caused 9/11. I HAVE PROOF." is, quite simply
Poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I don't think it's bigoted to question the way a lot of the intelligence in the run up to it was dealt with.
or to question whether America's foreign policy, particularly in the middle east, contributed to it in some way.

I'm not trying to say 'America deserved 9/11', I'm just saying that these things don't just happen for no reason. And maybe the whole world, not just America, should learn from the whole incident to prevent it ever happening again...

Terrorism tends to be bred from violence, poverty, a sense of injustice at powers generally construed to be beyond one's control. I'm sure if these things could be eliminated Al Quaeda's recruitment would drop to zero. As it is, the only thing the west is currently bringing to the middle east is more violence. Surely that's not going to help eliminate terrorism?

Just saying is all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# CF "She knows I've got a temper" and
"It's my fault - I'd annoyed him".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# i think terrorism is bred from invading countries where you don't belong
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# it definitely doesn't help matters!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Dammit! I should have known!
It was the bloody French all along!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# hehe
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# That's a beautiful plate o' food my friend...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha win
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# *insta-click*
ALSO: why is everyone on the new series doing pea puree?

I'd never heard of it til last week. Was it in Nigella's last book or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Pea Puree = The Devil's Snot
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# so that would be over mushed peas then?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# *bokes*
Actually, peas in any form.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Yet you have peas in your name
Ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It's a paradox.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Mr Space Bunny noticed that too
Also the predominance of people making the strange and unlikely combination of scallops with black pudding and pea puree. The original idea must have come from somewhere.

We gave a little cheer to any contestant who makes a starter without scallops in the last series and it looks like we may start doing this again in this series.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Maybe the producers got a special bulk deal on scallops
so now order all contestants to use them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Cheers Joe!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# hahahahah ace
i know it would be quite a job to do, but a knife and fork would have made this even better :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I did think that...
...but it is lunchtime :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Dear Ninj:
You appear to have a candle next to your name.

Have one of these from me on your speshul day.

Love from wuffle (the space bunny)
xxx

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Wuffles!!!
You've made made my Candle Day!! Bless you *hugs* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# oh, happy b3taday ninj
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Cheers Rory!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Oh hey Ninj happy B3ta day.
I din't notice the candle.

/ignorant blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Bless you Mr Bond
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# *CLICK!* marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Ahahaha
This is going to END! YOUR! LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# "But I love cooking so much.... this is my last chance to change my life....*sob*"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Just make sure the middle of your chocolate fondant
is runny and he'll not only let you live but want to marry you too.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# This
multiplied by The X Factor.

FFS. "But I'm not trained in, and not capable of applying myself to anything else at all because I'm a lazy work-shy fecker *sob*"

And yes - for those of you wondering, dossing about on B3ta IS part of my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Arf!
He'd be a better Hitman than bloody Timothy 'this is the only expression I can do' Olyphant.

*auto-click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# To me he always looks like he's about to cry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# He very nearly ruined 'Deadwood'
for me. Ian 'Sweary' McShane made up for him, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Happy B3taday
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# The latest threat to aussie farmers has been spotted
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# top work :D
as long as they don't team up with the ostra I think we shall all be okay:

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Bloody Hell!!!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# that would indeed be a collaboration that could end the world
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Eek!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# bloody hell, that looks just plain confusing :D
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# splendid!
similar theme:

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Found these silly creatures in my garden
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
wtf?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Little buggers!
Leaving their electric guitars all over your lawn...
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I bet they make some noise at night
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I bet they rock n roll all night
and party everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# These are crazy, crazy nights.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# hmmm
b3ta not blocked at work... but photobucket is. madness.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# So that's why I'd hear classicly 70's/80's vocal squarking down my garden...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Blashyrkh!!!!!!!!!
Bleaaarghh!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# hhehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# gaahlden
shirley?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# The potential for mobs hunting pedos is unbelievable
yay for mob rule


Click for bigger (212 kb)

news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/uk/8546126.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# haha subtle. also news: I didn't know he was still alive
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8547228.stm

well he isn't now, but you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# his work with Dudley moore was funny
that is peter cook isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Funeral Director on the phone to the widow confirming her order: "....so that will be one Foot in the grave then"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Bugger.
That's that 'shop out the window, then...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# shop it, dammit! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# *trombones* they say I'm much too long in the tooth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# you are an elephant AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# *snuffles your buns*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Get a Room!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# the usual rate OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I'm so glad this is going ahead
Now I won't have to carry my pitchfork and flaming torch from house to house asking "are you a peeeedo?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Pediatricians had better watch out
*grabs pitchfork and burning torch*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# and pdf files
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# if any PDF files touch my kids
I SWEAR I'LL DO TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Baby p an angle in heven
i hope you die at chrismas
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Now paediatricians can hide from nobody!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# *pisses in mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I'm intrigued by the headline on the right 'Will Sex Offender Pilots Work?'
I now have the mental image of getting on a plane and hearing the following;

"Hello, my name is Paul Gadd and I'm your captain on this low budget flight to an airport 200 miles away from where you want to be..."
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
I'm picturing Captain Birdseye taking the children on a magical voyage..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Oh no! You've gone and left the cage open again!

sorry folks, my first attempt at anim. How do you make a convincing background scroll?!?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Buterfly moustaches FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# For a first attempt that is fantastic!
Can't help you with scrolling. My anim skills are equivalent to that of a spastic squirrel.

Have work type doodles instead


That big word in the middle is defenestration. Didn't come out very well on the scanner
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# defenstration
best of all the violences.

:D

I do hope he goes back outside and refenestrates him.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Of course
if only so he can do it again :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# People who stir tea
with a coffee spoon should be shot. Yuk!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# This,.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Not through the lungs surely
otherwise your punishments for other crimes would have no deterrent value, and people who feel like stirring tea with a coffee spoon might as well just go out and be Nigel Farage instead since the punishment won't be any worse.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Good point.
Pull their fingernails out with hot pliers? Or is that too kitch?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Muchly
death is too good for them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# the one by maiden is awesome
and helped me lotsly :)

www.maidenart.co.uk/perspective-scrolling.html
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Ta for that!
I'll have a luke
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# ...
Photobucket
(TallJim, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# HaHa!
Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)

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