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# Am I too late?


Apologies for rubbish image skills.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
#


/edit: Ignore that Peter Mandelson thing. I just blagged someone else's one for a template without doing a thorough job.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:31, archived)
# I dont think sorry needs to be said
A pile of other things i cant remember
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:25, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:28, archived)
#


Hope it hasn't been done yet...
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Ahahahaha. Been done twice.
Nice interpretation though.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:37, archived)
#
Is that font called something like "Gringo Nights"? I seem to remember a rather similar one from a few years back.

Also, good day/night b3ta! I'm drunk, somebody hold my hand.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I'm going to guess it's Dancin.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 4:07, archived)
# Nope
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Ok let's try Jokerman.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 5:14, archived)
# Yeah, I'll go with that!
Wonder who ripped off what from "Wet and Wild" or vice versa...
jokerman/

Font Detectives at work. I actually used to get paid for doing this shit, way before the Internet made it easy ;-)
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 6:06, archived)
#
I have it as Jokerman
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# not even close:
Gringo Nights

but I have seen it used before, can't quite put my finger on it!

Got it! Wet and Wild
www.itcfonts.com/fonts/Detail.htm?ProductId=160263
or something very close to that.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 4:10, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Things kinda got out of hand on /offtopic
This seemed (and indeed seamed due to the level of photoshop talent on display) more appropriate for here:


(not very) Quick + (exceedingly) dirty etc.
Original thread (at the bottom): www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post731544

Edit: debiggened
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# arf!
*looks at Tedium's recent posting history & proceeds to add cocks*
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# *Waits for welsh phrase regarding sea mammals and over sized footwear*
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# What does that actually mean?
Thought it was for unshopped pics until I saw that post... Now I'm just confused
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:05, archived)
# You mean this is shopped?
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Must be, every one knows fluff cant play the sax
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# This is shopped. Wail aa Poyd has to be used responsibly.
You can't just wail everything you don't like, that way madness lies.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:46, archived)
# That's adorable!
And huge.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# there ya go
Smalled it for you.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:17, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Well I love it.
I attempted to help, ended up not being able to work layers and deleting the whole thing.

Well at least the poor creature tried.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# here it is
optimised down to 13KB
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Now this version I like.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# thats actually some impressive editing


EDIT:oh, the image can be found on google :(
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# ...and tineye
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Night all
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Night!
It's gone awful quiet so I might do the same. Night board!
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Same here....
Gorra be up at quarter to 5 for the lost finale! NN
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# It was a dream all along. That big fat fella with the curly hair was in a coma or something.
The smoke monster gives it away really.*


* Warning, may contain lies
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Shell, Pal
After watching the Ashes To Ashes finale, the idea of editing the final scene and credits as if they were the end of a big screen movie adaptation seems plausible.

(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:18, archived)
# how can they?
They wrapped it up so nicely......

My friend was out at the cinema... he made the mistake of boasting on his facebook page that he was recording it on his new sky HD box.... So i sent him a text telling him what happens.... he wasnt best pleased, nor with the one spoiling the season finale of House after that!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Was it Dave, who shagged a flid?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Actually.........
no, no it wasn't..

He's more classy than Dave, Forinstance... He would have pulled the poor girls knickers back up.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Any true gentleman would.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Really?
What else would a true gentleman do?

*prepares notebook and pen*
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Weirdly I quite enjoyed the last episode.
Weirdly because I didn't really enjoy the series, and only properly watched the third one...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
#
I only ever watch final episodes, especially with US series as they drag on for 20 - 24 episodes a season.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Nice policy.
I might adopt this, as I can in no way be arsed to watch a whole season of anything.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Ahahahah, he had his ear pierced since that picture was taken.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# all the other teenagers were doing it
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# mul-ti-pass!
Freebase multipass!
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# 'nings
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
# I'd buy this game....
someone really needs to make this, you could be a billionare*


*may not happen
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:45, archived)
# ahaha
still no idea where this started
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# me neither, but i found something similar on google images
images0.cafepress.com/product/295579280v12_225x225_Front.jpg

oh and theres a kids book called whales on stilts
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Which bit don't you know?
The wailaapoyd, the whales on stilts, or the crossover?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Is it in the mictionary yet?
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:45, archived)
# So it is. Twice.
Dictionary piss!
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
#
No, now fuck off.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Handbag > Chin
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Milk, Lemon And Chocolate
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:33, archived)
# and i care how?
........................................
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# have I arrived at
/talk with pictures?
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:56, archived)
# I just had to.
An awesome source screamed out for this. Wanted to do something a bit more 'complicated' with a few more colours...
Reminds me of Alice in Wonderland.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# "Reminds me of Alice in wonderland..."
Reminds me of cheap German porn from the 80s.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Same thing innit?
In my world, anyway. I was at a ludicrously expensive event the other week and that was full of this sort of thing. Silver Birch forest in Waterloo Station? Ok then. Food served from Victorian prams by nurses in stockings? Oh all right...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:15, archived)
# I don't see why the two can't overlap.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Wheeeeeeen the..........

I'm really, really sorry! but this was stuck in my head....
DAMN YOU DEAN MARTIN!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
One of the best tunes EVER
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha,
can't beat a bit of Dino.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# more fun
if you beat the whole of him
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Yay Dino
Sold out when he started singing Eurovision songs though....
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# that's no moum!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
# hahahaha eel spong
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Not sure if you saw this last week,
www.b3ta.com/board/10050709

But your animation is great!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I missed that...
Here was me trying to be original and aiming for the front page....... never gonna happen *sob*
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# when you're making a dish
out of cheese sauce and fish
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Or indeed
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha!
Nicely. :)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# how did i miss this?
I've been on here all shitting day
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# More spazzing you must do
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 3:35, archived)
# I know the waves heading out to sea....
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:09, archived)
# haahahaha
funny but im rissing like mad
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Haven't you turned on your tv? Mecha-Jesus has risen from the depths of the atlantic
and is currently on the rampage in downtown New York.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# *closes eyes tightly and quietly chants*
please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true please let it be true
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# dont be stoopid
there is no New York
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Not after 7 hours of Mecha-Jesus.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Hail Jebus.
PRAISE the lord!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
So that 'turn the other cheek' stuff was just bullshit...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Well, it was actually a reference to farting in someones general direction
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Simples!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Yay for monocular vision!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# compo it!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# jesusjape
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# fuck
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# you

(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# that's making me thirsty
oh, and hungry
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
# I GOT THA POISSON, I GOT THA POISSON

spotify:track:48FmvImYQ0gJMr3iAZIp5w
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# yep
Jeff needs to be fucked in the ass by a duck billed platypus
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# dinner first. give the man some dignity!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I can confirm that this is not only erotic, but succulent.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# GO GHOST-JESUS, GO!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:40, archived)
# I've been to New York
it's bigger than that.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# damn, no helicopters on the helipad
oh well, i'll drive to Bohan.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:18, archived)
# That Jesus eh,
what a card!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] underneath the flash exterior,they're just like us:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# oooo, nicely
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*clicks hard*

edit: TJ i re-did my website, check it out elvis www.thefiend.jimdo.com
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:57, archived)
# *inserts*
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT ..
:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha
win:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
# .
Cilit is Indonesian for Bum-Hole

True fact!
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:30, archived)
# i want to give this another comment
as it deserves it :D woo
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
# cheers........hey the website's great....I like how the images instantly enlarge
maybe I can gaz you & fill me in how to go about setting that stuff up :)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] and this is their Grandpa
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# hehehe.........."yo Gramps"
:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# re-record not fade away ?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Awesome
& clicked
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Should it not be Cries?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# That boy ain't right!
:)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
waits 6 hours to get jingle out of head
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
#
My cock is alive
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# My wife loves this
So do I, you just single handed saved my marriage - I'm taking you DOWN
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Hi Mrs. McFly

:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# In other news.........

I've just found the mesh warp tool in paint shop pro 9!
you learn something new every day
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Aw
He has a sad :(
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# What's on those screens?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# adobe photoshop licences
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# oh fuck
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# photo sunday
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# that's some long lens you have
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# what is it with these f**king whales on stilts
are we inside some crazy circus?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I've had enough of these muthafucking whales on those muthafucking stilts!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
#

(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# WAILAAPOYD?
I'll give you a clue, the first word isn't pinecone.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Which is welsh for "Whale on stilts"
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# The blond looks familiar...!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# hahahaha
he rolled over,
he lay down,
he LET HIM IN!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha......turnin' into a good b&waggin this
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahha!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Your In The Army Now
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Surely this belongs in the Amy Winehouse thread below? :D
house horse
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# haha
HORSEFUCKED!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
winner!
my son set that as the wifes ringtone - shes hates horses!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Ahahah , +10 marks that boy!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# haha
say.expressivo.com/0MChpb82 (NOT A LINK TO I LOVE HORSES)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# rofl
its funny cause im at work!

ooops!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# its all good
they made the mistake of leaving me in charge!!!!!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I don't like the suggestive manner she says this in:
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
#

(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Well hello there, ladies!
;)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# so the one on the right is rick parfitt - whats the other ones name?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Francis Rossi
:)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Why is he licking her hair?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# |More to the point,
why aren't YOU licking his hair?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# getting nits :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# THE SLAG!!!!!! :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# did he give her some jingle jangle jewellery?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# lol
proper fucked she is!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I don't know which one I pity most
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I likeeee:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# How's about that then guys and girls
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha, eeewww!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Well it does say specialized...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# equal pressure ensures they wear out evenly :)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# It was inevitable, she was never going to any good with a lightsaber holding it like that.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Plump up the volume !
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# pumpuna hummuna
pumpuna hummuna
pumpuna hummuna
pumpuna hummuna
pumpuna hummuna etc!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# without the head and tats, she *could* be pretty
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Still would.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# you're pumping one out now aren't you!
STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# But I need the practice.
I am getting quite good at sex. I'm down to about a minute and a half now.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# he's here all week folks
:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# ALWIGHT GUV-VA-NOR
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# hahahah
wtf:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# dunno really
found one source image
found another
cider may have been involved.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# crack-teef FTW!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# POMP UP DA SKANK, POMP IT, POMP IT, POMP IT!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Is it wrong that my first thought was
"Nice track pump."
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# It is though
an automatic size selector unit and everything.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# "Fetishist"
:)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# This is what I thought she meant


shit - straight after Elvis!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# the only key that can open any door is a pikey!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# pfftt......

+ double pffftttt for GS' pic!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# MONKEY!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# SPUNKY!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# lies!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# how embarrassed must she be right now?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Sarah Ferguson?
She must be immune to embarrassment by now, shurely?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Ahahahah, like that little man from the matrix.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Also:
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# How cheap!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha - what?
sorry - only saw The Matrix once and that was back on VHS!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# He's in one of the sequels.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# The entire series is on my very long list of fillums to watch
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# there wasn't a matrix series
there was only one film
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Rubber keys !
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] need for speed
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# haha! Mandeville
wiv da mad skills...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Teh aces! :D
*clit*
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Look out for this, or something similar, as part of the inevitable television campaign.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:57, archived)
# look
at him go!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Perfect balance . . . Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# thought I'd give it one more whirl...............
he seemed the right guy for the job :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# He most certainly is streamlining !
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Fantastic
At least the newspapers can't nick that :)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# as much as i am loathing these "mascots"

this be good!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# nice kickflip
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:32, archived)
# that's a definite woo/yay!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Hello, b3ta, I'm feeling immature.

This has been an educaformatical diagram.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# can both types of wet be employed at the same time?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Yes, if you have the correct experimental equipment.
SCIENS!©
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:36, archived)
# you betcha sweet lily white ass I do!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# What about wet tshirts?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# types of wet:
1) wet
2) wet wet
3) Wet Wet Wet
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# 4) wheat
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:28, archived)
# how about wetty wet?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# What?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# or wetted wet
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# I'm more interested in the properties of moistness
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:49, archived)
# There's the title of your first novel
right there - get to it! 'The Properties of Moistness' - as soon as you capitalise it, it has gravitas...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Sticky, sloppy, smelly, slick and shiny.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# the five rejected dwarves...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:54, archived)
# As good as anywhere to post this:

not that I've had a bad week or anything...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# MEDIC !
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Ouch!
Remind me not to fight with you. :)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
# You are safe enough
all I know about guns is the pointy end and the safer end.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# oooh! right through the ouchy bit!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# How many fish can you fit in a pair of tights?
Two soles, a couple of eels and a wet plaice.

EDIT: It join the b&wagon...

(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think we care.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# that is a self-defeatist statement.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Yes.
That's the beauty of it.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:54, archived)
# looks like she could do with a damp proof course put in!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# look at these two hideous creatures..
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# hey man, dis aint b da facebook ur lookin' for
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# hard to say which one's the bowler and which is the wicketkeeper
if i had to guess, i'd say the one with the tattoos is the bowler
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# my kinda woman
tattoo'd to fuck
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# shade in the summer
warmth in the winter
and moving pictures all year round!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# thats all kinds of messed up
I like how she can't be bothered to get rid of the cig for a 60 second photo shoot.

And come on lady, they haven't made glasses like that since 1987.

And the one on the right is saying "Yeah, I use the *whole* fist."
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# I think the cig is a statement of cool.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# or cancer
or cool cancer.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I don't fancy yours much.
Oh shit! That leaves me with the other one.
*runs away*
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# they are both mine
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Sweet!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# scary thing is, they are both wearing strap-ons
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# looks like
an alternate reality to Gimme Gimme Gimme
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# It's that woman who poses woodenly in a wide variety of offensive sweaters and gold lame leggings
possibly as some kind of performance art. Can't remember her name.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# click for bigger?
no thanks
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# ^ this hahahahah
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
#

(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# San & Tracy?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# The Last Turkey in the Shop. Page 140
Tracy: Ave ye tried these crotchless knickers, San?

San: Aye I've got some of them. Dead good they are. They're not very erotic, but if you put 'em on back t' front then you don't 'ave to take 'em off to 'ave a shit.

Tracy: Wot? There's no problem in taking your knickers off to 'ave a shit San.

San: It is if your in Dixon's doorway.

(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# haha...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# :D:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I can't even tell what you've shopped.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Oh dear Christ on a bike!
Gis a stick, I'll kill 'em.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# those are the kind of looks that melt sticks
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# A really big stick.
A big fuck off shitty stick with bastard ugly fat bird face pummeling pointy bits.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# they might thank you for improving their looks
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I don't think you would improve their looks
if you set fire to their faces then put them out with a golf shoe.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# has the one on the left got 4 bras on?
perhaps she needs 'em
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# And those sweaty massive car crash, burst sofa fannies
nestling in a pair of fat bird pants made from two pillow cases with a map of Cyprus on the gusset. Have I gone too far?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# cypuss:)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# and your major malfunction
is?......
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# blimey! you're back!
missed your acerbic wit - glad you've resurfaced...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I'm kinda just passing through these days.
but thanks for the comment :)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# nice to know you haven't abandoned the old place for good -
even though the quality of this post makes me wonder why we bother sometimes... ;)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Wail aa Poyd?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# \o/
I thought of posting this while looking at photobucket.
I scrolled down to see you already had :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
#
This comment has violated b3ta's TOS and has been removed by a moderator.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:12, archived)
# b3ta has TOS?!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:25, archived)
#
This comment violated b3ta's high standards of taste and decency. It has been removed by a moderator.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
#
This comment goes against b3ta's rich and time-honoured tradition of wholesomeness, good will and fairness to all peoples -- regardless of race, gender or sexual orientation. We express our deepest regret that the original content of this followup message has been quelled from the permanent archive.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
#
This comment has been removed because sock has neither the wit nor the intelligence to join in with this banter
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# would! might!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
#

Kinda flat, couldn't really figure out how i wanted to develop the lower half of the print. Her left eye came out well, something i'll work into later prints. 5x7"
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
# your stuff is absolutely great.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# thanks! :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:20, archived)
# ^
this
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:23, archived)
# thats lovely!
the shading on her chest looks a bit like hair though. Neck is a bit thick too.
Genuine arts tho!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Awesome as usual
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# these all look beautiful
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:15, archived)
# These are really awesome.
Really awesome. I love them. They're wood prints, yes? I really should learn more about printing.
*click*
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:19, archived)
# This is beautiful
...but at what cost?!? I mean, if her left eye came out, what other unspeakable deeds were done for the sake of artistic representation?

Now you say there will be depictions of this mayhem in future works?!?

*UNSUBSCRIBES*
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I think your
style is lully.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:51, archived)
# great!
is it a woodcut? it's lovely at any rate...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Wow that is marvelous
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# 'ning
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Have a spang! clicks :)

(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# C'mon lets be realistic now
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# ha ha
BTW There are two women in my garden turning into lobsters. Norks and growlers out and everything, and one of them isn't my mrs.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# ...and
your on your computer?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Just this lovely rubbish.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# pics or gtfo
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# That wouldn't do as one of them
IS my mrs.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
# just pics of the other one then
:p
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Correct.
tits or gtfo.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# QUICK!!! TAKE PHOTOS AND LINK THEM!!!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# blur out your missus lol
sorted
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# So I just pop out with my camera
take a picture and tell them, "It's OK, I'm putting it up on b3ta", and walk away with my bollocks intact?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# NOOOO, you're doing it wrong
don't tell them
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:18, archived)
# I'll just slip this in here.....
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# It can't be real...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# meh
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# YOu know they're going to get arrested when they shout, 'Noob!'
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# *pulsebeat*
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Sorry....

But it was bound to happen... sooner or later
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Your* surely?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
# hahahahahaahahahaaha!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahahah, awesome.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# QOTW?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Everyone loves Freebase... even Obama
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Freebase looks so happy!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
# He's being touched by Obama....
Who wouldnt be so happy?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I don't know why but this really tickled me.
did a proper giggly lol.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:57, archived)
# is noone going to reply to the actual picture
coz I give it a spooky woo
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# ^this
i hate when it goes off subject, woo
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# intriguing stuff!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# fuck the whales.....

save the beaches!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Oof, right through the tit.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Erm...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# To while away another few hours of our empty pointless lives.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Ahahah, I like this one.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:20, archived)
# FUCK YOU WHALE!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Enough blubber to last til 2027.
In other news, I have decided the sun is a cunt.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Did it burn your neck and you didn't like it?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Your page 3 modelling career went down the pan?
ZING!!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 16:03, archived)

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