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morning!

blog / link to stock afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/2010/06/lovely-bones.html :D

added an animation here afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ :D

btw- i have a facebook page - www.facebook.com/simonruddinfo :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)

BDSM blowjobs - 50p

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)

hahahaa

:) poor girl! although in the original picture her mouth was closed :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)

Nicely done though.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)

thank you

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)

What was it close to?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)

ooops

ninja edit :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)

You're good you are.

She however...is not!

*Legs it*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)

hehehe

thank you :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)

Crikey! That's really disturbing.

I love it!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)

thank you squire!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)

Totally would

Very nice work there that man

I'm clicking 'I like this' because for once I would like to see one of these FP'd

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)

But then you wouldn't be in possession of your own cock!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)

I have several spares

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)

Cor! Great idea!

I wish I was an inventor.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)

why thank you sir

it'd be nice to get a FP i've only eve had 2 - but i dont think this will be :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)

You do deserve to be on the FP more.

Consistently good quality work :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)

thanks!

i've never had a lot - not sure why - i think the magic donkey doesnt like me! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)

right click + aim + headshot

/L4D

(Rogue Sausage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)

whats L4d??

but a headshot is a good idea! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)

It's good fun.

www.l4d.com/

(Rogue Sausage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)

ooh cool

will have a look :D ta!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)

top shop, Rev!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)

thank you squire

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)

l Iike this

beautifully gruesome

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)

hehehe

thanks muchly! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)

Fantastic stuff

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TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)

thank you

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)

eewwww!

that's a good'un
D :

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)

thanks

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*click*

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)

CHEDGE

Hahahah

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)

Hooray!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)

Just so you know: I found out that I cannot look at a regular horse in a field now without thinking I NEED A POO

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)

The power of Jeremy compels you!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)

did he find some Wood Preservative instead then?

..

..

..

Oh.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)

viagra?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)

Ah, Jeremy and his shitting japes.

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zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)

oh Jeremy!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)

I NEED A POO!! 8D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)

hahahahahahha!

bloody marvelous as always!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)

I need Apu!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)

Nahasapeemapetilon!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)

Oh shit!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)

Just brilliant :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)

hahhaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)

Yeah for Jeremy!!!

click click click click click click

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)

heheeh

Jeremy needs his own TV series

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)

It would be like Little Britain, only instead of several repetitive scenes there'd only be one

In which Jeremy would shit with whacky consequences.

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zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)

what's not to like!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)

Poo Yay Houpla

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)

Ha has some spectacular "projection power"

I'll give him that! :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)

Oh Jeremy, whatever next!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)

Hahahaha!

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TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)

hahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)

Hahaha

click:D

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herman:D, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)

Jeremy Llewellyn-Bowen?

WOO for the poo by the way!

(misanthropic_lobster scuttled back to his cave on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)

MOLEY I LOVE YOU!

On the other hand... I LOATHE 'Sickly Minutes Rapeover'...

(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)

Why are we webcamming the back of his head?

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in vino veritas, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)

I think the Surveillance Monkey got it a bit wrong

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)

*checks over shoulder*

.....squints, why do I feel like some is watching me.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)

Because there is

I'm off to the shop for biscuits. Want anything?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)

Battenberg

failing that, just a block of ready to roll marzipan and a sponge cake, I'll make my own!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)

Is it just a dream?

woooaah!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)

Ooooh... very nicely done.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)

Haha, woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)

This is huge amounts of chicken dinner

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)

haha! right now, the whole internet could be watching you!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)

Deep, man!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)

ooh!

who's watching the watchers!

well, we are it seems

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)

What? Who? Why? What?

Woo though.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)

'ning :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)

what's that say, I can't read a thing past the top "M"

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lord bofingham, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)

What "M"?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)

arf!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)

Nings Barbie

I've decided. If I can find a company car, I'm going out.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)

Try and get a convertible :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)

*stops fwapping*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)

Can we have a click for bigger please?

I can't see what you've drawn

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)

Haha, that would be great if it actually was posted in a doctor's waiting room

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)

I'm totally going to print out the best (sfw) ones for my consulting room

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)

coolness

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)

Awesome!

But are any suitable?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)

Just Tribs's, probably.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)

I thought that,

and then I thought, but hang on, I bet you'd get a rash of people panicking about biscuitum digestivum infection, it must be real cos they saw it on a poster in their doctor's waiting room, and then you'd get people avoiding biscuits "just in case," and then the Daily Fail would write about how "SCIENTISTS have discovered that biscuits may cause cancer" and we'd end up with the Great Biscuit Scare of 2010 and " 2 Can Chunder would go the way of Andrew Wakefield and it would all be Tribs' fault!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)

This needs to happen!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)

:( I don't want to be famous

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)

normally I can only do the first three letters of these

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)

I'm never doing one of these again as it gets me into internet drama

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)

You love the drama ;)

Also, yours is 6th in the compo... Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)

hahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)

1990 I was able to read all of it on a similar, alas no longer true =(

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)

Nice, but you need to blur the line

around it and the NHS logo.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)

Can't read it, sorry

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)

We need Jams

:PS there is a "nawty" post below this one. So scroll with care.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)

Kick out the jams mother fucker!

I want a tower of jam

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)

"making sure that they don't fall on you first"

*HEALTH & SAFTEY*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)

Hahaha

*puts on jam-kicking helmet*

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)

Oh yes.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)

How did you get the jam so high

a bit of technotronic perhaps?

(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)

*pushes Jam-Pump further under desk*

...whistles

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)

Reject the Jam

follow the Chutney

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)

While I'm all for that

you do need to make some room for jam from time to time.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)

you could have phrased that better

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)

that's some excellent jammage

is he using some kind of glue?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)

No, he just doesn't wash the lids very well

so they're all sticky

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)

heheheheheheheh

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)

I might need a bacon roll this morning..

jams won't cut it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)

Duuur

Bacon & jam!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)

At least one of those is a marmalade!

This man is a fraud!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)

I can see honey and peanut butter in there too. Is there no end to his filthy lies?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)

I think he classes Peanut as a "Nutty-jam"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)

mmmmm... Jam!

ace :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)

Raspberry

Mango
Purpleberry
Strawberry
Tangerine
Plum
Lemon Curd
Lemon Turd
Orange
Lingonberry
Tomato
Cloudberry
Blackcurrant
Tawberry
Cumquat
Custard
and a pot of Airfix paint hiding behind

amirite?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)

Yaaaay

Cloudberry!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)

Hjorten as they say in Swedeland

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)

Those must be ALL the jams

I don't like the nawty post, thank you for warning me.

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in vino veritas, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)

Congratulations on your tower of jam!

Whilst I like the naughty picture, I do not approve of its place here!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)

Mmmmmm.... jam. Lovely jam.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)

Glee

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)

nurse can you give me a rub im feeling a bit stiff

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/78825/1275638980/thumb.nurseninamainpagephonesexpic.jpg

MODEDIT: NSFW. Don't post porny stuff. Duh.

(grotpig, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)

BUPA surely?

And certainly NSFW

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:14, archived)

FWAPS

HARD

* I am so glad I am at home and no-one is about! (NSFW)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:14, archived)

put your mouse down and step away from the internet

you're doing it wrong, you prick

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)

link it you muppet

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)

I am at work

Thanks

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)

^ this

in an office full of girls

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)

Want to swap jobs?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)

is your job "beer tester"?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)

Not exactly.

But if anyone here is a beer tester would they be willing to let me spend a week with them doing work experience?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)

I'm in an office full of girls too.

In an entirely unrelated statement, I recently volunteered to train as a first aider.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)

Haha!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)

Hahaha

Is there an amateur gynacology course?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)

I would imagine a girl in a nurses uniform

with her tits and fanny out might look a little bit like porn

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)

*logs in..... 0_0*

oh.....morning everyone.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)

Ning

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)

morning Chutney

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)

Morning fella,

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)

I find if I refresh and scroll down really fast, I can avoid the top image

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)

Nings Magic'

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)

NINGLES STEVE

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)

Whilst I do like that picture, FUCK OFF, I'M AT CUNTING WORK YOU BASTARD SHIT-COCKING ARSECLOWN

NSFW and all that guff, etc etc

oh, and good nings you all, IT'S FRIDAY!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)

morning Stevie

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)

'ello Freebs, how's tricks?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)

it's lovely and sunny outside and I'm stuck in

wondering if I can contrive a trip out to the local Self Adhesive Vinyl Depository to obtain some Orange

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)

haha! I'm just waiting for lunch to pop out into the oxford street, then I'll probably wish I was back in the office due to there being too many kids out today....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)

Why are my local nurses not like this?

yours

Disgusted,
Tunbridge Wells

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)

I imagine Tunbridge Wells nurses to be a little on the sturdy side

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)

matron!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)

mine's a foreign

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)

What, vacant looking and poorly dressed?

Why would you want to be nursed by someone who struggles with buttons?

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in vino veritas, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)

you make a fine and valid point.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)

Speaking as a feminist

that is offensive to me.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)

yay! norks! (a/c)

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)

I'm also at work

And, after seeing that you know the hardest when facing my customers?

My cock.

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)

I am at work

I open b3ta
I see this
I get a stalk on
what's not to like?
Oh yes, the fact that this is NSFW
*adblocked* you utter tit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)

Cheers....

Fucknut

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XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)

WAHEY!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)

great post son, keep it up.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)

yay for boobies!

EDIT: BOO HISS the "MAN" has linked it!
DAMN THIS CENSORSHIP AND OPPRESSION!
WE AREN'T CHILDREN!
remember, " cool thrives on novelty", boobies at work for most people is a novelty, therefore, boobies at work is cool. Carry on my dear fellow.

Any chance of a similar post but with Asian nurses anally fisting eachother? Now that would be really cool given the statement above.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)

just search the web for 'onagers'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)

it's ok, i'm a nurse, seen all that before

just wanted the NSFW nazis to have a shit fit!

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)

Yeah, haha, Nazis, yeah

Losing your job over looking at porn, haha, yeah man, brilliant.

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in vino veritas, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)

any job that pays you to look at b3ta

should be ok with a couple of boobies

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)

just off up the hospital think ive had a stroke

(grotpig, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)

here's an idea, instead of replying to yourself

why not read what the replies are and act on it by linking the image. cheers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)

Good idea is good

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)

New n00b has the hang of things

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)

that's nice dear

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)

I really want my girlfriend to get an abortion, but we have been having trouble conceiving =/

(Jaymersun the more I eat this dead baby the happier I get., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)

my girlfriend and I had an abortion

not because we weren't ready to have a baby, but because we really wanted to kill one

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)

doug stanhope!

(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)

indeed, Doug Stanhope

I *heart* Doug Stanhope

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)

I only know him from news wipe

is he good then?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)

oh yeah

have a look for him on youtube, I quite like his video "Fuck the Jews"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)

And that's why I drink

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)

There's a pregnant woman at my work

who smokes outside the canteen.

I hate her, but can't bring myself to say anything to a stranger.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)

Just punch her.

Or push her down some stairs.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)

this seemed so obvious i really hope it hasnt been done

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d d, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)

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TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)

damnit

fuck

im so stupid

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d d, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)

I think it adds to the overall charm

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:07, archived)

What about medium-sized dicks?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKJsSPATDLY

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d d, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)

Haha, doctor dix

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:12, archived)

MING!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)

hahaha

ayeah-ee yeah-ee

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)

Too soon?

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Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:44, archived)

Ah, the Old Dear Hunter.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:48, archived)

he's been dead about 7 years so I doubt it's too soon

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likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)

time x number of bodys = funny

just look at how funny hitler is

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Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:55, archived)

what?

he's dead?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:55, archived)

he will be remembered as a hero.

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d d, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)

in R hertz

wiv da angles 4eva

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:07, archived)

A bit of friday fluff.

Last night I saw this cat on the lawn with a young rabbit in it's gob, so as an animal lover, I bricked the cat which let go of it's prey. It's doing vey well. Do they call them bunnies because they fit in a bun?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:39, archived)

That's lunch sorted then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:45, archived)

But seriously, yay for rescuing teh fluffeh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:45, archived)

Oh how could you be so cruel.

No, I'll keep it a month. Should get dinner for two out of it.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:52, archived)

Cat casserole is yummy

just ensure there's no bits of brick in it

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:56, archived)

I curry them.

It gets rid of that fishy aftertaste.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)

both cat and rabbit meat should be stewed thoroughly

/survival handbook from years back

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)

I spy with my lil eye something that would taste yummy

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Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:45, archived)

I'm going to make it deep fried carrots later.

I'm not stupid, I'll mash them up first.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:48, archived)

our rabbit loved sprouts

it then escaped and was found at the end of the garden frozen stiff and very dead

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Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:52, archived)

Still cook it?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:57, archived)

Should have microwaved him. Good as new.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:03, archived)

Did it deliberately escape?

Or did it involuntarily propel itself over the top of its normal enclosure?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)

Fluffeh!

Yay for you

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TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:50, archived)

Mr Bunnsy has an adventure

Cats really are evil buggers. And cute.

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:54, archived)

Bunny future, with proper training.

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)

Tripple learner post?

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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)

Because first impressions last

quad

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)

Thats what I like most about em

honestly I used to hate cats, then the missus made me get a kitten, the bastard loves me and I respect its pure evil nature wrapped up in a cute fluffeh exterior

(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)

That's why I prefer bunnies to cats

They have a cute fluffy nature wrapped up in a cute fluffy exterior :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkgJ6S3h7LA
:3

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)

AW :3

Good for you :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)

yay for bricking cats

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)

FAKE: small ears

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)

Sorry it's crap (or do you dig the 70s effect?)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:12, archived)

HYPNOSTARE

NO PAUL, I STILL DO NOT WANT TO BE IN YOUR GANG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:43, archived)

ach maybe too much reverb

"Fix Up My Tune"

just a rough mix, haven't starting tweaking yet

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:07, archived)

Perky little number

what's it made out of?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:27, archived)

Fix Up, Look Sharp

which contains elements of "The Big Beat" by Billy Squier, so I took some more sleazy guitar from there
and "That's My Tune" off the latest Morningwood album, which happens to use an identical beat.

mishmashmush

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)

pfft

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 6:08, archived)

ooh crivenses I'm 4 today.

although I'd forgot I joined for about 2 years. How time flies and shiznits.

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arrangedletters, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 6:39, archived)

happy fourth!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:10, archived)

Happy b3taday.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:13, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 7:19, archived)

Worthy righteousness FTW ...

Next up, drugs are bad, mkay?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 7:50, archived)

MASS HIPPIE NOSES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:09, archived)

not particularly funny

but I am not quite in the mood...

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tubaman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:54, archived)

looks like the little hovering fly guy from star wars episode 1

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:58, archived)

Ahhh, nubian

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:03, archived)

*wiki check*

he's called Watto

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:08, archived)

From Wikipedia:

It has been suggested that this character is offensive because he resembles a stereotypical Jewish caricature. He has a large nose, beady eyes, and speaks in a gravelly, Jewish-sounding accent and is portrayed as greedy and covetous, another common stereotype of Jews.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:29, archived)

I always thought he was a bit of a rip off

of the 2000AD comics Thrill Suckers

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shitkicker, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:44, archived)

he says "nubian" a lot too

which is a bit dodgy

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)

or the shit demon from Dogma

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:03, archived)

that scene was one of the most annoying bits

of a totally annoying movie!

but this goo that killed the bird is worse because of the dispersants that have broken the normal way oil and sea water react - clean-up is going to be much more difficult now. The area that is being hit now is where my father grew up - I went fishing off the coast of Louisiana many times when I was young... not going there now!

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tubaman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:04, archived)

I'm sorry we filled your sea with oil

we didn't mean to. I like Watto.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:08, archived)

You will be getting some soon enough

when it gets into the gulf stream

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tubaman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:47, archived)

On the upside,

it might add a certain extra timbre to Dr John's voice.

On the downside, though, it might just see him off for good.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:18, archived)

I don't know if the UK gets MSNBC, but Rachel Maddow has been covering this a lot

She has been in the area for the last few days (but has been on the story since the start. )
Look for her coverage on Youtubes or what ever works - I used to work with bunker fuel oil and I can figure the smell of the oil (and rotting fish, animals & vegetation) is going to be the State Aroma for a few years.

And now it is hurricane season (and the oil in the water increases the temperature so they will be even stronger this year...)

if Dr. John can work some voodoo on those Bastard People, I'm for it!

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tubaman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:43, archived)

dangle the fuckers from lamp posts.

And yep, I am in the mood. The fuckers.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:00, archived)

prosecution isn't enough

no amount of money or jail time is going to fix what they and all the other oil companies have fucked up. And any money that that do have to pay won't come our way, instead we'll have to pay more for the pushed up oil prices making them win anyway.

Maybe if they are fined in a way that forces all their profits in to petrol free car development and manufacture.

do you have a link to the source image, I feel like posting it everywhere

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:19, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/us_and_canada/10233955.stm

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:21, archived)

thanks

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:29, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:48, archived)

Your dog looks sad :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:19, archived)

christ not again

I thought I flushed that bastard this morning

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)

HAHA!

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)

why am I looking at your sludge beast?

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Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:56, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:44, archived)

Ok guys, who sharpened the moon again?

This shit can't keep happening, not after that guy lost an eye.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:46, archived)

Fuck I need to sleep.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:48, archived)

It's all fun and games until

oh fuck what the shit is up with the fucking moon?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:00, archived)

THATS NO MOON

(well, someone had to)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:48, archived)

It's a trap!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:02, archived)

And Chewbacca chooses NOW to pretend he doesn't understand plain English.

PULL UP !

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:23, archived)

super cool neato

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:49, archived)

woah nuts

that is fantastic

took me at least twenty seconds to figure out what was going on there : )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:50, archived)

Well extrude me.

Another eyefucker.

Actually, more of a headfucker.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:51, archived)

fizz

that was the sound of my last remaining brain cells giving up

'tis rather woo, though.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:57, archived)

So...

The man in the moon is a dunce

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 7:45, archived)

I like

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:14, archived)

this is most woosome

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:52, archived)

BRAINWRONG!

That's quite clever!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)

WAH! my brain

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lord bofingham, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)

:nice:

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herman:D, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)

That's pretty awesome

(Appox i'm a box, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)

FUCK YOU ALL THEN!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:57, archived)

mmmm.. sushisaurus

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:57, archived)

Never, ever, say that in front of Whoop! Whoop!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:12, archived)

at the risk of sounding depressing,

y'can kill dreams. My employers did for mine last week.
And had the sheer nerve to upbraid me for swearing.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:59, archived)

rainbow dinosaurs are not in my dreams

therefore this guy can die

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Shada, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:00, archived)

Then you have shit dreams.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:01, archived)

My dream last night (ie this afternoon) was quite odd.

Not only was it not fucking horrifying, but it was also quite puzzling.
I was a coach stood on the start line with a rival coach.
The race started, and our runners jogged off really, really slowly. We turned to one another and shrugged.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:34, archived)

Whut?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:37, archived)

Pressed the wrong button there. Posted it before I'd even written a sentence.

Should be OK above.

And yes, I am a gay dinosaur who's been fiddling expenses.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:40, archived)

I dreamt music the other night. A full on proper music track.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:47, archived)

did you manage to scratch it down?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:49, archived)

Heh heh

I had a dream a couple of nights back where I had an appointment with gangsters. I had to meet them in a warehouse at 1:00 and pay them £100. Then I had to meet them again at 2:00 and pay them £200, and so on every hour for the rest of the day. When I woke up, I remembered I really did have to meet somebody at a particular time, but for a few minutes I got this mixed up with the dream and thought I had to do both things. This was disconcerting.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:49, archived)

heh heh.

I know that feeling.

I woke up asking Ms Tramp "Who won? Who won?"

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:16, archived)

The worst part was my real appointment was at 1:00

I had double-booked with the gangsters. Really careless of me.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:29, archived)

Poor rainbowsaurus :(

Good 'ning everybody *waves*

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:05, archived)

He's fine. Can't you read?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:06, archived)

It seems to be once a month.

You kill a dinosaur and then abuse people.
Do you have your period? Is it the Cretaceous?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:28, archived)

No no no, this time I'm just bringing him back.

www.b3ta.com/board/10076853

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:29, archived)

Ah, gotcha

ok then.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:53, archived)

I brought the other one back too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:39, archived)

I remember

I was very relieved.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:53, archived)

You're mean.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:39, archived)

Hahaha

I don't know, possibly.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:52, archived)

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (but YEEEEEEEEES!!!! to whats happening in my pic)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:08, archived)

It's the road breaking scene from Ghost Busters!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:11, archived)

nay

sorry :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:16, archived)

Who ya gonna call?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:33, archived)

Third from left has succumbed to the zombie bite on her arse-cheek and is now thinking of cracking the other's skulls open for tasty brains.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:15, archived)

Brains? That lot?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:16, archived)

well, she's definitely the first to go down

looks like a nice ankle twist too

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:19, archived)

OOOH, is the connecting factor, 4 women who are wide as Grafton St. is long?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:21, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

EDIT: despite hating their guts, i would give the old blonde tart a portion *hides*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:22, archived)

well I can't disagree, it's Kim fucking Cattrall after all

if the opportunity ever presented : )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:35, archived)

saw a little clip from this on telly the other morning

talking heads in expensive frocks

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:30, archived)

I saw someone connected with it, the director I think

being interviewed by John Stewart. He was self-depricating and funny, I ended up really liking him.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:59, archived)

well the ten second review was, this will disappoint EVERYBODY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:05, archived)

Here is the plot of the new movie

part one
part two
part three

from what I hear - it is a giant turkey!

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tubaman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 6:34, archived)

Shoes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:15, archived)

you can't fight the power with this hippie crap

2/10

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:25, archived)

Peace and love, man.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:28, archived)

Poor dinosaur.

Evil Mu

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)

Ha ha ha...he still lives!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)

He had his paws through. Just needed a little more oomph.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)

Anyone here? What should I draw?

Not you, Chunder.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:18, archived)

I'm here.

Draw a cool fool applying a tool while slipping up in a pool of drool at school.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:25, archived)

So... not a cute dinosaur then?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:26, archived)

Trannysaurus Rex

(twattybanjo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:44, archived)

I think i was subliminally affected by this

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)

This picture is the most favourable review of "Sex & The City 2" yet published.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)

wow, right on the mark!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:56, archived)

The only...

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An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)

The archeological evidence for the cast of Sex in the City

is more compelling though to be fair.

(twattybanjo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)

a retaliation to this:

www.b3ta.com/board/10073423

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:30, archived)

oh the reptilanity!

..reptility?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:32, archived)

...

www.flickr.com/photos/genista/164358127/

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:35, archived)

Reptiality. Oh no, that would be like bestiality.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:53, archived)

I was hoping more for Wessonality

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)

haha oh god i hope this is true

www.fake-detective.com/faqs/legal-1.htm#Florence

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:18, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:46, archived)

I found some more excellent atomic pictures in my pictures feed

www.b3ta.com/board/9977497
www.b3ta.com/board/10045842

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:14, archived)

hadn't seen the former

tis a thing of wonder :)

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:29, archived)

GOT MY COCK HARD FOR NOTHING!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:57, archived)

just look at this sloppy line!

LOOoooSERS

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:28, archived)

Who among us can claim never to've bust through a layer of clingfilm to get to some crap food?

I've done it. But perhaps that's 'cos I'm lower class and have been forced to attend a number of wedding receptions.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)

this fucking reeks of "FFFFFfffnnnnghh"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:59, archived)

. . . and that's a wrap !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:20, archived)

Foiled!

(Edit: no wait...)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)

Ginger Pussy on Film.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)

Hahaha

I just found this on an old drive.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:57, archived)

that's one badass penguin

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:10, archived)

*would*

If she sorted the monobrow out.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:04, archived)

Gee you got nice tits Flo

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Rails [*·:·], Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:50, archived)

My medusaceratops is like 100% gayer than Mu's

Mu doesn't even know the first thing about drawing gay dinosaurs.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:12, archived)

So, I herd you liek poppers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)

Ok, you know those mouse-over comment boxes that appear on photos on flickr...

www.flickr.com/photos/powerhouse_museum/2980051095/in/set-72157608503802671/

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)

but is it Cubism?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)

It's never Cubism.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)

my poor old single core Intel Centrino got warm rendering that page

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)

This is gayer than my fictional confused photographer alter-ego.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:17, archived)

good gay dino

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)

catch the bad man

stop your war

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)

It's true,

Conscious rastafari reggae can keep the Babylon medusaceratops away.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)

what the deuce

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)

*puts on iron shirt*

*drives Satan out of Earth*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:25, archived)

Fucking filthy scaley...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)

needs more self-obsessed shrieking

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)

ME ME ME ME

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:44, archived)

NOOOOOO ! MEEEEEEEE!

ME! ME! ME! MEEEEEEEE!

"Fuckin' 'ell, Brian, it was much better when you were pretending not to be gay."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)

You do gay, I do sexy.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10076810
But please don't stop

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)

No freebies.

/ac/ac

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)

there's a difference?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)

That depends entirely on your sexuality.

I make no judgements.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)

She has a lovely 'tache.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)

Kinda similar face to the one in the post above.

ah well.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:02, archived)

Nice work on her clothes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:04, archived)

ta.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)

endorsed, most heartily

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)

No freebies.

/ac

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)

Wrong fucking place, idiot.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)

also helps with sinusitis

(siamese bat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:58, archived)

Well, your rectum smells of poo. Anything else I can help you with today? Ridiculousness.

Although we do have to write down what colour the poo on the glove afterwards is :(

I invariably write brown.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)

Here, print this out and carry it with you

Here, print this out and carry it with you

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)

red, that's bad, yeah?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)

Please, refer to the colours by their actual names

otherwise a proper diagnosis is impossible.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)

Ivory Black Extra

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)

If I were you I'd keep my head down while "problems down there" are aired.

(tired Aussie/Kiwi-baiting)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)

Oh, is gronkpan a kiwi fruit?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)

I would say more, but a shadow has fallen across my face.

*shadow falls across face*

But yeah, somewhere round there. We're all pissed in the wee small hours, and they're all on their lunch break.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:38, archived)

You were going to say he's a mod too, right? Don't worry, I already know.

Bloody Kiwis, coming over here, stealing our Mod jobs.

Did you know that the second most popular New Zealand animal is the bluebottle?
www.newzealandfauna.com/

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:42, archived)

I don't believe that for a second.

(yeah, yeah, wrong continent etc)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)

most of us kiwis have them as pets

they're quite cute and affectionate really

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)

Haha, New Zealand peoples think bluebottles is jellyfish!

THIS is a bluebottle
www.the-piedpiper.co.uk/th6c.htm

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)

I am imagining the look on my consultant's face if he reads 'Italian brown pink lake' or 'Van Dyck Brown (Cassel) Extra'.

He looks pretty funny already, this would be hilarious.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)

Like the doctor in 'The Cannonball Run?"

Just write "shitty" and hand it over, beaming.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)

I was not aware of this film before. I totally have to see it now though.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)

It's childish, stupid

and possibly the funniest film ever made.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)

I know someone who was in hospital having his Crohn's checked out

He had to keep a poo diary.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:08, archived)

Were the pages made of toilet paper?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)

"Staple sample to this side only"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)

Was it then recycled as a scratch and sniff book in the children's waiting area?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)

Tuesday 3rd March - went to visit Tigger.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)

Friday 6th March - ate some Hunny but forgot to take bees out again. Bees came out earses. WTF?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:20, archived)

hhaha

ewww

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)

eeeeeewww

well, i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
EDIT: also, his testicle looks like an acorn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)

here's looking at you!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)

OMG YES!

BEST THING I'VE SEEN TODAY!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)

it's not often I get to re-post prostate exam GIFs now is it

if I recall, that is a plastic arse, you know, for practice

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)

.......i want one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:17, archived)

Oh fuck!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:11, archived)

LOVELY NUNGE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:11, archived)

TUNG CHODE 3: The Noo Breed

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)

WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:15, archived)

GOONIES GRACIOUS SMEE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)

what in the name of fuck is that from?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)

Tarsem's 'The Cell'

also watch
The Fall
www.imdb.com/title/tt0460791/
also my tribute to the Cell
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Ldu-DpCX0
also, await Immortals
www.imdb.com/title/tt1253864/

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)

fuck, that film reminds me of a TOOL video

and the clip is like Rekall, awesome.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)

i love Tool

i made a video to Parabol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=90DH9lZK3fA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)

that was fucking win

my favourite TOOL song too :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:41, archived)

fanx

Schism is my all time favourite

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)

awesome song

can't wait for their next release

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)

Holy shit, that's quite disturbing

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:22, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:17, archived)

piss out my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)

"I can see you've been eating kettle chips"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)

haha

Touche

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)

Oof.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)

This has just given me a really nasty idea

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)

Oooh topical.

(Testicles just for you, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)

oh dear

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)

hahaha

She's such a classy bird

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)

is she derrick's bird?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)

That's a very surprising colour of top she's wearing

Looks like a boo!-khaki.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)

dirteebitch

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)

Hope you don't mind if I drop this here

(not worthy of its own thread)

(waofy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)

pfffffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:08, archived)

ha ha

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lord bofingham, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)

Made this a while ago

I think it fits the challenge. Also, my first entry

Click for bigger (232 kb)

(MikeyNiv can coin snatch 32 pennies, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)

hahaha

nicely done

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/100762233#10076240

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)

Hmmm

This one's betterer

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)

I was trying to link to the catch 'em all, bin 'em all, kill 'em all post.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)

penicillin, i choose you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)

ahhh

penicillin

for the woman who has everything :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)

hahahaha!

pity i'm allergic to it, eh?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)

Wuss

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)

too much amoxicyllin :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:46, archived)

Like I said, wuss!

I don't like peas but I still eat them.
Now eat your amoxicillin or you'll never grow big and strong.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)

eep, don't die of penicillin!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)

i won't

i just swell up, my eyes puff shut and the skin on my hands and face cracksand bleeds

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)

so you do a good impression of Quad on the surface of Mars?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)

yes

but i don't need to start no stinkin' reactors

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)

twelve gauge, double barrelled Remington?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)

oh sweaty hell, YES

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:46, archived)

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