HahahaNow I've got the horn for fishy aliens.
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:30,
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mmmmmmm catflaps!/autocomplete
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:50,
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human bum?this is you in a catsuit, isn't it?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 22:12,
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...you can fantasize all you want!... :P
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 22:15,
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YIFF!! YIFF!! YIFF!!GRRRoWRRRrrrrr...
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 22:48,
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C is for Cor, that's a big fucking head.:D
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:06,
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How is the brewing coming along?It's something I have always wanted to try.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:08,
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first batch went wellsecond batch I kept out too long. bastard yeasts ate up all the sugar before I bottled it so it tasted nasty and didn't fizz at all.
Later I learned that 2 to 3 days is pretty much the limit before bottling in the recipe I had. It's pretty easy to do, though.
For ~5 liters:
400 grams of sugar
4 lemons
5 liters of water.
a big chunk of ginger (about 40 ~ 70 grams).
Yeast packet (I use plain dehydrated bread yeast - good for about 0.5 kilo of bread dough).
boil water in big pot. add sugar and dissolve. chop ginger and add. halve lemons, squeeze into the pot and add the halves. boil for a few minutes.
let cool to a bit above room temperature. remove lemons. add yeast packet. close off pot with plastic bag and a loose-fitting bit of elastic band. LEAVE SOMEWHERE FOR NO MORE THAN 3 or 4 DAYS. edit: 2 days works well.
when you're ready to bottle, filter out the gunk and put in sturdy (plastic) bottles (or I use these glass ones).
leave at room temp FOR NO MORE THAN 2 DAYS (to prevent excess fizzyness/exploding bottles). Then put in the fridge. Drink when cold.
(,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:19,
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Later I learned that 2 to 3 days is pretty much the limit before bottling in the recipe I had. It's pretty easy to do, though.
For ~5 liters:
400 grams of sugar
4 lemons
5 liters of water.
a big chunk of ginger (about 40 ~ 70 grams).
Yeast packet (I use plain dehydrated bread yeast - good for about 0.5 kilo of bread dough).
boil water in big pot. add sugar and dissolve. chop ginger and add. halve lemons, squeeze into the pot and add the halves. boil for a few minutes.
let cool to a bit above room temperature. remove lemons. add yeast packet. close off pot with plastic bag and a loose-fitting bit of elastic band. LEAVE SOMEWHERE FOR NO MORE THAN 3 or 4 DAYS. edit: 2 days works well.
when you're ready to bottle, filter out the gunk and put in sturdy (plastic) bottles (or I use these glass ones).
leave at room temp FOR NO MORE THAN 2 DAYS (to prevent excess fizzyness/exploding bottles). Then put in the fridge. Drink when cold.
:D cool thanks for that.Will give it a go!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:25,
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Hahaha, awesome.Yay OP!
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:11,
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bastards BP..even the cows are covered in oil:(
(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:12,
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Yarrrr
I needs te be finding my tablet pen.
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:18,
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eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsilly sailor, you will never make a crew with those seamen!
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:20,
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YarrrThey weren't sure about building that clinic. But a wise man told them, "Build it and they will come."
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:36,
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Why are pirates called pirates?Because they yarhhh!
Whats a pirates favourite type of film?
the RRRRR rated movies
Whats the difference between a pirate and a chicken?
to get to the other side!
(Whats a pirates favourite type of film?
the RRRRR rated movies
Whats the difference between a pirate and a chicken?
to get to the other side!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:43,
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Don't you mean"To get the the ARRRR-ver side?" :D
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:10,
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oh yeah!lol
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:39,
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AARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
I was not allowed on the ride at Gullivers :(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:49,
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do do double vision do do do (sung along to chuckle vision)what the fudge nuggets does that say?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:51,
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Only children under 12 metres may use this attraction
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:52,
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so what is that tiny little dot between the 1 and the two mean then? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:52,
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there wasn't one I think it was a bit of crap on the back of my phone
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:54,
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bee bop bee bop shabba daoh wrong type of scat...
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:05,
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with unlimited scat porn and 50 free minutes
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:17,
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I must have been wanking too much...they said it would happen:(
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:56,
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^ That has just fucked my brain up! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:00,
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DO NOT ATTACH MAINS VOLTAGES TO ATTRACTIONDO NOT SMEAR ATTRACTION IN SYRUP OR ANY OTHER FOODSTUFFS BUT ESPECIALLY SYRUP
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO IMPERSONATE ATTRACTION
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STEAL ATTRACTION OR PARTS THEREOF
DO NOT LICK ATTRACTION
(DO NOT ATTEMPT TO IMPERSONATE ATTRACTION
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STEAL ATTRACTION OR PARTS THEREOF
DO NOT LICK ATTRACTION
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:39,
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hahaha that is lovely :DProb not worth new thread, but first thing I thought of when I saw this, even before I heard the news:
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 18:33,
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I'm afraid I have no idea who this man is (or was...)
Damien's Hearse,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 18:35,
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He annoyed the hell out of meand I didn't find him funny in the slightest.
Sucks he died though.
(Sucks he died though.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 18:40,
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I actually liked him he was funny in my opinion maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 18:57,
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that's the weird thingi think i liked him (and i met him once) but i can't remember why or one funny thing he did
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:04,
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Yes thisI have seen that creepy mask thing before but never knew who it was
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:09,
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Same hereFirst time I ever saw him was on TV when you couldn't move for Madchester, so he was tarred with that brush in my little head. No doubt when Mark Radcliffe does an obit piece on 6Music I'll finally get it.
(
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:18,
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with you there, Tribs
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:39,
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nice carpet! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:27,
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i heard earlier'tis a shame, i remember him from my oink comics as a young lad.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 18:51,
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Awww that's quite sad. I met him (in character) a few years ago.He gave me a bottle of Panda Cola.
(
greedydave cries when he wanks,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 18:57,
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My wife is so fatshe has a Sidebottom too.
(
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:03,
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pfftif they leave his mask on it'll cheer everyone up
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:42,
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I was supposed to see him perform this Friday.I suppose that's off.
:(
(,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:42,
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:(
A totally unrelated person I know - Bob Sidebottomran a somewhat famous comic book store in San Jose CA - must be something in the name...
(
tubaman,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:57,
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Ha.I like the thought that if cockroaches evolved intelligence they would wear neck-ties :p
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:08,
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At leastthe future super race of mutated cockroaches aren't all evil, it could have been a power point.
(,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:34,
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So, post-apocalypseWhich shall become the dominant race : Cockroaches, ants or rats? Will the dolphins allow it? Or will they all battle for dominance?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:38,
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OMG! Your a pedo!!! GO TO HELL(just thought I'd try to be first)
That's really bizarre, atomic. What's the story?
(That's really bizarre, atomic. What's the story?
Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 18:32,
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Is it "Why are we stuck in a time loop?""Why are we stuck in a time loop?"
"Why are we stuck in a time loop?"
("Why are we stuck in a time loop?"
Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 18:43,
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Blame b3tards for that......check back later and it will be working fine and all will be understood.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:19,
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That is strangely beautiful Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:04,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The World Cup"){kind=small}
FAKE!they have far too good ball skills :~)
(
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:48,
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definitely THIS...also woo to the anim Herman:D Elvis impersonator,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:53,
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hahahahahahahahahahah
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:48,
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JUBLEY :D
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52,
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Haha nicely Griffy....o_-
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:54,
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hahahanice one 4bs! - that's exactly how it looked in my head.
WHAT-A A MISTAKE-A TO MAKE-A
also - John Terry looks like Kevin Spacey
;D
(WHAT-A A MISTAKE-A TO MAKE-A
also - John Terry looks like Kevin Spacey
;D
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:56,
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that doesn't work...there is a verify code for each user - mine is different to yours
(,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:55,
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blargh!I was trying to be too clever!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:57,
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I can hear the sound of Herman applying liquify to that from over here Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:56,
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Woo - I love this sort of thing! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 17:02,
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Please report to the front page for immediate admission.(Must be very old sources, they're all smiling.)
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 17:25,
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How about 10 cents, a curly wurly and a packet of lovehearts Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:11,
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The 10 cents part of that,gets you frank and detailed directions as to where to stick the curly wurly
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:13,
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Ahdesperate times, desperate measures
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:21,
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hehePaparazzi shots like this confuse me. Is anyone really buying papers because there's a picture of a 64 year old bloke in his pants in them?
(,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:13,
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There's some 80 year-old woman somewhere scratching her nails across her dried-up mimsy over that pic Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:17,
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*office snorts* like trying to pick apart an old chamois leather you found in a bucket
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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I didn't see this until just nowyou've semi-mind pissed me. Fortunately, I have this chamois mimsy to hand to mop it up
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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I. might. have. ninja'dat around the same time you were posting your rely!
no - GODDAMIT - I CALL PISS!
(no - GODDAMIT - I CALL PISS!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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Her ceiling cat is still in therapy to this very day.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:21,
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She should take out the chamois leathershe stuffed up there in 1972
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:22,
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You're mistaken.Her minge IS the chamois leather.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:23,
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Best of all the moisture absorbers Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:29,
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That was her prolapsed uterus, you insensitive shit. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:27,
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She can't feel her shit eitherthat's why it just leaks out
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:28,
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Under that brown crust, her skin is as supple as a 65 year old Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:30,
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faeces: the secret skin softener olay don't want you to know about Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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Olay= "Oh lay that brown trout right on my face" Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33,
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well, that's put me off the idea of a fish supper Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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Are women really that desperate to look younger that they would willingly smear shitpoo on their face?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33,
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if you're ever unsure of the answer to thatgoogle jocelyn wildenstein
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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If they are,it's your fault, you filthy, penis-having potential rapist!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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right on, sister! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:41,
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so that's the secret to make old ladies sexy(ier)plane them down
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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Depending on the age and depth of crustYou can tap them and unwrap them like a chocolate orange
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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I want chocolate orange nowanchovy flavour
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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oh!I thought that was a hammerhead shark trying to escape out of her nanhole
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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i love the word nanholeand am stealing it forthwith.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33,
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^this
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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heheit's SCEINCE!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:35,
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i'm just glad i don't have a nan Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:37,
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a pakora or a chapati is just as good/obvious nan/naan joke
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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My nan smelt like a pakora.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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you can if you need to dry an elephant Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52,
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i've never been keen on indian foodchinese ftw
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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Indian food is the greatest ever thing ever in the history of the world ever.**in my opinion.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:41,
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i'm just not very fond of itor italian, except for lasagne and pizza
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:45,
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Italian food is the second greatest ever thing ever in the history of the world ever.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:46,
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whast are your views on thai green chicken curry? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:49,
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yuk!thai food tastes like grass and daisies
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:51,
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not with the amount of chillies i use Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52,
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I love hot food.People think I am trying to be macho.But I genuinely love to melt my face off.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:56,
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me toobugger, time to babysit the ginger whinger :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:58,
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I like it. I love to cook, I am still not happy with my version.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:51,
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i like adding pea aubergines Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:53,
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Mmmm, naan bread...
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:41,
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Peshwari ftw!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:43,
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Oh yeahhh.Used instead of cutlery to eat saag paneer.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:45,
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I like your style.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:47,
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^What she said^
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52,
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Mmmmmm.I have recently been getting Lemon Pilau with my meals and it's the fucking nuts.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:54,
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Curry-on-Wheels man in Southampton.His missus does a fabulous Keema that he takes round in his van.
Shame I now live and work 50 miles off his usual route. Although he does supply the Spar opposite the OS building so I got one at the weekend when I was down that way. Mmmm.
(Shame I now live and work 50 miles off his usual route. Although he does supply the Spar opposite the OS building so I got one at the weekend when I was down that way. Mmmm.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 17:33,
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That tree looks like a right goer.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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looks bent to me Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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Put a sexy nightie on it, and it's good to go.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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hmma bit knobbly
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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even chlamydia?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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I want a further discount as I already have the AIDS.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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ooo, the full set! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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Hahaha*Click!*
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16,
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Man!couldn't he have called The Animated Samaritans?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:54,
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He did but Stewie Griffin was working that day.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:29,
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*Glees*TJ: New Top Gear starts this Sunday WOO!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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YayMore on the road reporting with "things going 'accidentally' wrong with hilarious results" ?
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:58,
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I wonder if they'll act like idiots near some cars. zoldergoose,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:59,
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It's a new series, who knows! Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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Yes it's nonsensebut it's entertaining nonsense
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:59,
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^ThisI love nonsense.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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See, I've been searching out nonsense for years and I've found betterThey should be putting silly string cannons on scooters and riding around crowded supermarkets while they try and ask serious political amd spiritual questions of the customers.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:07,
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EDIT: DO NOT PLAY THIS VIDEO WITH THE SOUND ON IF YOU ARE AT WORK(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:22,
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That was a beautiful explosion at the end......the rest was crap though.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:28,
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It's an arthouse movieThe guy that made it divided up the script into four parts and sent them to various internet companies that make fetish porn videos. It hasn't been edited, just tacked together in four parts where the actors change each time.
This movie is incredible.
(This movie is incredible.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:31,
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"Who wants to torture themselves, when there's plenty eager to do it for you?" Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:58,
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"Only stupid bastards take heroin."/New Model Army
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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Yes - that was them going up to the self-righteous line, staring at it, then leaping over it with joyful abandon. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:04,
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HehHaven't heard it in years.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:06,
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This is what happens when there is football AND tennis on TV Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:59,
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That's the real reason you can get 5 crates of beer for £1 in your local supermarket.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:06,
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Oh shit, there is as wellLooks like I picked the wrong week for giving up computergames
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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he don't like 'em...followed by Tuesdays :)
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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Boom!Did he shave his head specially?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:44,
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Yup......he didn't want to mess up his hair.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 17:20,
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Yay, it's Tranny-porridge!
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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HahahahahaMagenta!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:43,
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I hope that's his bikini bottoms...
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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you are thinking of Spongebag Sparepants Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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Super Ted always freaked me out, not sure whyProbably because he TOOK OFF HIS SKIN!
(
TheOther,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:50,
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hahahahahaYifferiffic!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16,
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Ace!Reminds me of my first front page!
/nostalgia
(/nostalgia
gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:09,
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That's one of the worst shirts I have ever seen.I want one.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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the Doctor chappie on Embarrassing Bodieshas the worst taste in shirts ever.
However the 2 lady doctors on that program are yummy, but I worry about where their hands have been
(However the 2 lady doctors on that program are yummy, but I worry about where their hands have been
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:37,
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good lord!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:47,
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and has such lovely legs! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:52,
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he can't make Tuesdays though The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:52,
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try the fish! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:55,
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the chap on that has a slight look of 'special bus' about him not a terribly subtle hint at what I was implying, but it's all I could think of at short notice
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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his hair offends me more than his shirts.it looks like it's been varnished
(,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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it has been 'added to' The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:43,
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its a bit odd Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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heheI expect he'll go home on a separate plane
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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With his wage, he probably has his own plane......his mama will still love him though
( Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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I wonder whensa hisa Dolmio day?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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hahaha!Wednesday
I so wanted to shop him into this, but PS is crashing on me! (so just pretend I did)
What a mistake-a to make-a!
(I so wanted to shop him into this, but PS is crashing on me! (so just pretend I did)
What a mistake-a to make-a!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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one of my bestI imagined getting an FP with it
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:20,
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have you got a phase plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:25,
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pfffft.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:27,
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Hey, just what you see pal Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:30,
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now THIS would liven up matches Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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I would watch football with firearms.The only way US could win.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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It's a win-win situation Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:33,
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People would still dive to the ground screaming though
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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hahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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If he can fix a vuvuzela to the frontthen maybe we have an EVEN LOUDER VUVUZELA. A DEADLY ONE.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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HONK HONK VUVUKILLA HONK HOOOOOOONK VUVUHONK HONK HOOONK KILLAAAAA
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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Uri Geller?Bruce Wayne Rooney! There's one for you Ninj!
( Q4nobody,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:33,
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these new Uzis are too lightcan't keep 'em down...
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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zesty lemon starfish surviving the oil
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:25,
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excellent!they should recoup the costs by simply selling tuna in oil
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:25,
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That is goodbut I am struggling to blame BP for the mistakes of third parties.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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They put their logo on the thingthey're the ones that said "Yep, this is us". It worked fine up until the point where things went wrong.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:33,
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I've always thought that was why managers are so keen on outsourcing.The idea that paying someone else to do something, somehow absolves you of all responsibility. A bit like paying a hit man.
( fuscous,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:37,
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The thing about outsourcing is that it won't protect the company that did the outsourcing.Imagine if a bank outsourced a call centre who accidentally gave away your banking details to a stranger. Your gripe is not with the outsourced company, it's with the bank. Sure, if it happens a lot then internally the person who made the decision might get a beating and the company might lose the contract but that's not your problem.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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Management.Carefully managing a situation to achieve the least possible responsibility for it, whilst retaining any rewards.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:08,
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Herd cats, I kid you not.Following serious attacks of madness, I retreated to my secret hideout (hovel) in Wales and now using advanced powers of persuasion am accumulating cats. 1 grumpy tortoiseshell, 1 long haired semi-feral B/W maniac, a retarded tabby (on my profile), 2 Siamese visiting from elderly neighbour, etc.
All of this is true, I blame the meds.
Oh yes, and rhyming with Khatmandu
(All of this is true, I blame the meds.
Oh yes, and rhyming with Khatmandu
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:49,
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Excellentclick and a new woo
( Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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Haha this is great!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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He's always got his other job to fall back on(
doog Don't read this.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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Oh manNeeds more 'tasche.
A mullet's not a mullet if you ain't rockin' a 'tasche.
(A mullet's not a mullet if you ain't rockin' a 'tasche.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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hehesee also: i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/17/article-1200139-05BA6B50000005DC-297_468x391.jpg - the smug cunt
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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Too orangey for crows. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:31,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:22,
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Is this what "Renegade" did once the show was cancelled?I always thought he was a bit fruity
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:24,
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The team made some handy crib notes for Wayne to take with him
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:47,
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HahaNeeds more 'turn back on ball while still in play'
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:48,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahayou forgot:
• Run with ball a bit
• Shoot it towards goal
• If lose ball, run after it
• Show some bloody effort
(• Run with ball a bit
• Shoot it towards goal
• If lose ball, run after it
• Show some bloody effort
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:48,
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hahaare his instructions for spitroasting a ladyfan on the back? I hope he doesn't look at that on the pitch!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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TJThis thing was floating across the M4 this morning as I went to work. I almost did a comedy cartoon eye-rub
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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:Dother people were doing the same - I thought there was going to be an accident at one point as some drivers were taking pictures while travelling at 80mph
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:12,
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What tha deuce!?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:06,
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I thought it was just an odd shaped cloud at first until it came into focus.It was starting to land too and because the M4 bends at that point, it looked as though it was driving across one of the motorway bridges at one point
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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This would helpdo they still get juice and oranges? That would be great, apart from they are probably sponsored delmonte oranges, genetically designed to make the players slightly less shit.
(,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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The Man from Del Monte he sayScore A F**king Goal You useless set of f**king C**ts!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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This is far too sophisticated for 'Wazza' to follow.Is he called Wazza cos he pisses himself a lot?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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hahahathey may as well put a Jack Russell on the pitch
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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Dunno about cricket,but I can't help thinking that Heskey would be far better playing rugby.
Jump, trap it, pass it back. He'd be an absolute star.
(Jump, trap it, pass it back. He'd be an absolute star.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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oh my god if football was a bunch of jack russells and corgis sprinting around with a ball it would be all i'd ever watch Shada,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:09,
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:11,
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Yappy dogs don't count. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:27,
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Do you enjoy watching sheepdog trials
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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they are great dogsgreat in the same way that tyrants are great.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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also I was talking about kelpies
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:19,
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such a wonderful doghis owner is screaming at her to stop however she is compelled to round up the cow that has strayed from the pack. She doesn't understand why she's being told to stop (because the cow passed through the gate which was the challenge of the day) but when she's finished herding the other two cows through the gate she runs after the other one to bring it the hell back to the group.
THIS IS WHAT DOGS IS ABOUT
(THIS IS WHAT DOGS IS ABOUT
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:31,
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EVERYONE: WHY AREN'T YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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FUCK ME I AM SO EXCITED I JUST WEE'D A BIT.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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I guess this is a good start.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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now i run and wave for a bit
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:06,
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me no like boo peopleboo people make me mad
you no like me when me mad
Rooney smash!
(you no like me when me mad
Rooney smash!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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He's been so crapI wonder if he's been scared of getting booked?
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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Hahaha! *instaclick!*
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:02,
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Ha!although i'm yet to watch any of the world cup, "Red Dead Redemption" keeps getting in the way
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:08,
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lasso a horse as someone rides itget dragged along the ground hilariously
( Shada,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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Ha! This game keeps getting betterI haven't yet hogtied someone and left them on the train track, but I will.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:18,
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Greatest game I have ever played.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:23,
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In my top 10 that's for sureRockstar, you've done it again!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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I got to 100% last week (about 30 minutes after Mr Prodge!), concentrating on multiplayer now.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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Bloody hell, that's good goingI doubt I will get 100% (I never have in any GTA game)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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It's far easier to reach than any of the GTA series in my opinion.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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haha, holy shit, why the hell have I not tried that yet? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:27,
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I must admit that it's not my own ideaI read it on an Amazon review
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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Ha ha!But what if the sneaky forriners win the coin toss and elect to change ends?? D:
( Rico,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 22:21,
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I'm lovin' it!Fnarrrr. Awesome Kong!
(
p4c_m4n There, I said it!,
Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:50,
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Ha!Hahahahaahahahahaha
Little bit terrifying.
(Little bit terrifying.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:38,
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Noddy in his "SUPRISE SEX" suit The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:40,
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Hahahahaaha this Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:45,
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You can just imagine him leaping out of the bushes on the edge of the canal in this pose!"SUPRISE! time for bed!"
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:47,
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I was reading an old Viz the other day, and Tony Parsehole's article on Michael Jackson's death, in which he describes him as"Like Peter Pan, he would turn up unexpectedly in children's bedrooms at night"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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I can see the end of his bell.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:43,
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yay!needs more Prince Charles.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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and less Tom Baker... joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:10,
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Ha ha!Bus fare home if we don't win the last match, I reckon.
*pundits*
(*pundits*
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:21,
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Truly terrifying!With any luck him and the team will just be getting their BFH
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:22,
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Uncanny Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:25,
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In the Slovenia gameThey need to set out their stalls early doors and give it 110 over the full 90, because it's a funny old game - not a matter of life and death but much more important than that.
At the end of the day it's a game of two halves.
(At the end of the day it's a game of two halves.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:28,
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If the balls goes over the line it's a goal.Edit: My missus thought the ball had to hit the net for it to be a goal.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:36,
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Hahahaha!!Needs more 8 berth caravan.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:35,
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hahahaalso - just found this by accident, so wanted to share...
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:39,
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hehehehehehehehgreat
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:41,
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That's marvellous! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:45,
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fantasticalplus the wrinkles under his bottom lip make him look like a ventriloquist dummy.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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The Mounting of Antler Boy
Click for bigger (321 kb)
Not quite a man, nor full-blown deer, he was just a misunderstood boy, with antlers. And so they called him Antler Boy. Until they shot him. And mounted his head on a wall. The end.
disturbingMind if i drop this here? I don't want to bump you for this:
cfb
(
cfb Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:12,
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Is this a photo of a model or a manipulated image?I can't tell!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:15,
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model made from sculpey. and any resemblance to flag is unintentional.
(,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:25,
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Are you sure you didnt get the colour scheme subconsciously watching the foozball?
(,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:47,
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maybe i did, who knows? I guess all royalties go to the south african soccer team then
(,
Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:23,
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