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# "Look guys, I'm not gay. All I'm saying is that I'm anyone's after ten pints"
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Maffs
William Hague = (Adrian Chiles + Evan Davis)
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I'm not the only one waiting for the new comp!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Totally!
Where's our fucking compo?
Also your image is borken. Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# it better not be Hague baste
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:01, archived)
# :)
Sorted! Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Ha! That one was worth waiting for :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Where's Compo?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# The perception comes in very loud and clear here !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# This is a dig at my shoppin' right? :(
Well ok maybe you are right though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:30, archived)
# All over the world....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha what a twerp.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# i thought if you were gay you joined the lib-dems
or is that just poo eaters?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# if youre ginger you join the libdems.
if youve got a secret double life, youre a tory
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I think he'd be more interesting if he was gay
but I suspect he's terribly straight and very John Major-like "ooo these are very nice peas!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# i cant imagine him being sexually excited about anything or anyone.
admittedly i havent tried VERY hard
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)
# hiiiyaa

(jimage, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:38, archived)
# her skin's not nearly as wrinkled enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# .../
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# haha, indeed, got it right this time ;o)
(jimage, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# that's insulting to miss piggy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I'm spent
out.. I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
# You're meant to shop it....
*autoresponse #243*
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# New iPods? Hang on, I'll get me readers on.


...HOW MUCH?
(CarlB, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# what's a retina display?
a screen inside your eye?

and thank you for expanding my vocabulary for very small things.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# They scan your eye
it ascertains both your credit rating and relative smugness.
(CarlB, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# blimey
that nono looks a bit small for a multi-touch display, does it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:38, archived)
# What utter wank!
Apple, I mean, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# i'm actually holding a magnifying glass to the screen
and i still can't see it properly. fuck it, i'll stick with my phone, it phones people.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# expect this to be the next vrsion of the shuffle.
quick, patent it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# i may have to buy one of the new shuffles
My Nano is essentially a shuffle -- cracked screen and stuck on random...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# What next?
The iPod Suppository?

Look ma, no hands!
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Givin' it large.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# damn you! i want to watch aliens again now!
and i've got hancock to watch to night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)
# A PINT!
THAT'S NEARLY AN ARMFUL!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# if that's from hancock
i've not seen it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPHhHyoOhjU
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# no youtube for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I'd read 'Tonight, He Comes' before watching 'Hancock' and was bitterly disappointed at the weak adaptation.
Although, admittedly, a movie based around a "hero" that rapes prostitutes & blows bathrooms apart when he cums was never gonna get greenlit without a few box-office-friendly alterations..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# pity
i'd have liked to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# The script's online, should you decide you want to see what might have been..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# i may do
but not tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely, I'll take the Femto please!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# iTweezers
only come in white. Third party tweezers not supported and may void warranty.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Where to hold the small one for best signal....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)
# 'sup guys


How're all of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Hey, champ.
I'm okay, thank you for asking. How are you today? I hope you're well!

Regards, Ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Dear Ttssattsr,
The weather is pleasant over my end of London, I'm rather peckish but besides that perfectly fine.

Yours Sincerely, Cleo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Hmmm...
Kinda sketchy :P

But nice
Woo
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Nothing wrong with sketchy :V
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I'm feeling fine . . but I'll get over it !
I like the way the hair fronts over the ears !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# so long as you've
got yer 'elf, that's what I say...

woo pic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Oh, FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# that's really very good
i'd love to be able to draw like that so i bought a book a few years ago but it was really boring cos i had to imagine heads (for example) as two or three basic shapes like a circle or what not and then practice drawing circles, what i wanted to do was draw cool pictures like that and not have to get bogged down with the dull stuff which didn't seem possible so i gave up
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# : (
don't give up on us baby
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# art is subjective
draw what you like. chances are, some twat will say it "expresses the artist's inner ire"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# hahahahahahah
you rule, so shh.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha yeah heads are circles
but fuck those books most of them suck balls.

Go out and draw real people, not circles in books. Just keep drawing them and you'll get better.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# hehe cheers dudes, i'll keep doodling man's and woman's areas on my notepad at work and see where it leads :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Haha :)
Grab a sketchbook and go to a cafe and try to draw people there.

this is slightly related but pose practice cleocatra.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2rplyv

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# top sketch
woo : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Sketchy and nice proportion...........
Your style's really improving......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Ta dude
Here's a half finished picture which I have finished but not uploaded to tinypic
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# The face on the big bloke's ace.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Heavy really likes cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# I wouldn't try to stop him..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
I'm beginning to think you're obsessed...
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)
#
I'm beginning to think
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# That's fucking lush
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:27, archived)
# i am fine, thanks
i have rather spiffy new pumps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:22, archived)
# How splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# they are silk, shiny and purple
and they cost £4.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# My hands hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)
# stop wanking
problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# cover them in cream cheese.
Then hand them to a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)
# awesome sketch
dear rev.Cleo

Today was fantastic and shit. Fantastic because i got a new hat and shit because my computer mouse broke ;(

Kind regards,
Gordon, oh i mean The Fiend
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Dear The Fiend,
Oh dear, I do hope that your new hat will be able to replace the mouse. I hope you look dapper, while being unable to click on things.

May your mouse problems be solved soon, Cleo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Can we see a picture of your new hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Hello, Rev Cleo.
I'm good, thanks for asking. I'm happy because I've got two days off and I'm spending the day in Edinburgh tomorrow. I like your picture, though the ears freak me out a bit. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Hello Crystal Meth,
I'm thinking of getting a snack right now. Unfortunately I lack hot chocolate, as it would be perfect to have some hotchoc at the moment, oh well.

I hope you have a good time in Auld Reekie, I've a couple of friends up there.

Regards, Cleo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] late compo entry
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:13, archived)
# William Hague looks like he's just stopped being dressed by his mum
and has bought his first outfit from George at Asda
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:22, archived)
# I think he looks too sexy for his shirt.
Too sexy for his shirt.
So sexy it hurts.

So I can't see where (or as he would put it, wurr) the rumours come from.
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:12, archived)
# He could cut wood with that forearm.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# And probably does..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8-n8qgQEA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)
# evening fella
I've given up on the Thal and sent them off in to the wild. If they find their way then that's great, if not never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Every Dalek has its day, mon ami.
Their time will come, if such things are meant to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# yes it's quick and dirty
but i'm tired and drunk
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Don't worry...they still look gay.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)
# i dunno what you've done to this picture....
maybe im dull
who are those people?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Billy Hague and some guy what resigned
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:30, archived)
# A broken wrist, eh?
That IS bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Tinfoil time
During the silly season (gets longer with Global Warming etc) the fuckwits in the US congress were moaning about the fuckwits in the UK/Scottish Parliaments about abu al grfuckwhatever who bombed pam-am over lockerbie etc etc

This is CIA/Mossad payback, a nudge to Cameroon
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:36, archived)
# In retrospect
Is that stig outed?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# That's so gay.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Professor Layton?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:48, archived)
# GJM........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Abe and Gabe
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Yay!
I love these characters


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)
# If only Zardoz would have sported that look...;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I think you mean Zed

unshopped, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# That ring raises suspision...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Every Little Helpsh Mish Moneypenny
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Has he got his thigh high boots on under the dress!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# that's probably true
it's been so long since I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Paul McCartney's a lucky guy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# GJM...
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:01, archived)
# internet sitcom
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# CORRECT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)
# DIBNAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Critical thinking is the key to success...!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# that's the one I was after
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)
# The one on the right is spawn from hell, and the guy on the left is a barbarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Dinner turned out to be a dud . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:33, archived)
# a berrrrm?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Very astute Clouseau !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:40, archived)
# What like Avatar, Up, The Hangover or The Hurt Locker?
Oh hold on, dud!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# No gettin' off on this one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:44, archived)
# KERBLAMMO!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Yeah . . . it could have been much worse !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:44, archived)
# That's the worst thing that could happen.......
I'ts meant to be sausages on a Wednesday..!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Tell them about it . . . they are like so very much disappointed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Well maybe the bomb contains.....
Mustard gas to put on their big bangers to releas an explosion of flavour..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Always the bright side . . . LET"S EAT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:00, archived)
# You get what you paid for.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Nuttin'
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)
# bombs again, it's always bombs!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Bombs are the bomb !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:17, archived)
# your pandas are all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:18, archived)
# PJ! AM BLIND MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Woo, H'way the lads and lasses
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Looks nothing like a tidal wave
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Beware of the toons !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Yeah
I was going to shop William Hague's head onto the body of the leatherman from the Village People but decided I couldn't be arsed, so just imagine it ok?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:10, archived)
# talk --->
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:12, archived)
# no, we don't want this either
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:17, archived)
# <-- 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:21, archived)
# wheely bin....v
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:55, archived)
# can I imagine my body on Ffion Hague's body instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:12, archived)
# ergh
tory wives
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:28, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:12, archived)
# I haven't been in today but by doing a quick scan
I'm getting your drift
0_0

edit*and to top it all of I posted this here instead of down there
I will get my coat....ahem....shuffles off
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Oh what a day
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:12, archived)
# that's really shit, you want to feather the edges a bit when using the lasso
and your colour matching is fucking awful, try reading up on hue saturation and lightness.

Also, you Filtad.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I wonder what colour matching algorithm he uses.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:17, archived)
# one set to brown by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:18, archived)
# It's too brown :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:21, archived)
# And I don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Game over, man, game over!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)
# ha ha ha i bought new shoes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Size?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:18, archived)
# The same as his picture
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:23, archived)
# You fail utterly.
The ants were so much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:20, archived)
# FFS use the crop tool noob
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:21, archived)
# And some lens flare would be appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:28, archived)
# This just in...
... RAND Corporation shares dip to an all time low following post.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:05, archived)
# I hope you are still imagining it.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Not funny or shopped or topical...


Just immensely proud to have my little boy at home after 10 long weeks in hospital. Say hello to b3ta, Paul.

*glees proudly*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Thank you muchly.
I am a very proud daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Adoopypoopypoopypoopy!
(also: that bear has quite the cameltoe)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Shhh
he has a proper complex about that. All the other bears banned him from their picnic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:40, archived)
# he used to belong to madonna
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Which one is the babby?
And how is babby formed?

Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I'd put my money on a "vigourous instaining session"
for forming babby
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
# i could do with a good instaining session
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
# me too
I think half the board could probably do with a vigorous throbbing instaining.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
# well, they do way to
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 7:58, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta Paul Woodbine
you'll never leave.

congrats on having him home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaw
But a baby got in on the photo!


Wotcha mate.

I have to ask. Was that your childhood teddy?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:30, archived)
# 'ow do.
No, it was bought new. It looks massive next to him but he is only 47cm long at the moment so teddy is in fact quite small.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
# aaaaw

You happy? How is the missus doing? I hope like teh Trellis that you've made a b3ta account for the little one.

Biggest graz that you can possibly give a nonphotoshopped image!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Massive happy,
Mrswoodbine is well, but tired like me.

Actually she makes her triumphant return to the airwaves tonight at 8 over on my radio station what I part own (*spam* www.firebrandradio.com *spam*) so she will no doubt be going on about it all night. Pop over and ask her all about it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:46, archived)
# aw nice one!
and great name choice too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:31, archived)
# yay! :)

well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Cheers Prodj
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
# you've SPAWNED???
congratulations :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Hehe.
We had to do it in secret since being a ginger I am banned in most parts of the UK from breeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)
# 0_0
i hope you had a licence!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Shhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Thank you
for calling him an actual name, not Boomshackalak or Chevrolet or some such bollox.

And he looks lovely.

*edit* and will prolly thank you once he's old enough to realise what chavvy pricks we all were during the noughties for naming all his classmates ridiculous monikers that nobody can pronounce or spell.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Awww...
how did you guess his middle names? Yeah, really though, I hate the stupid names that chavvy mums give to their kids these days. There were a few horrid ones in the hospital when we were waiting to bring him home.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Uvula!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# DON'T YOU INSULT MY SHANIQUAQUAQUA!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:03, archived)
# All the boys sound like porn stars
all the girls sound like a sneeze.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# yay
congrats on forming babby!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
# nice bear.
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:50, archived)
# :)
Grats!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Congrats.
Pick his career for him right now on the b3ta. We'll check back in a couple of decades and lambast you if he's failed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
# How is babby formed?
congrats : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Why am I looking at your baby?
Woo! Congrats, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Congratulations
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:05, archived)
# you named you child after me :O
I'm flattered to have such a cute baby named after me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Hooray!
congrats and good luck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Wait until he is a |crack addict and still wants a hug from Daddy!
p.s. Congrats BTW. We knew yer missus had it in 'er.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
# can it be milked?
hope you kept the receipt just in case you never know
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:28, archived)
# You and the Mrs. have made a cuteness .. . way to go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Awe......
Hands cigar.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Late to the party, but congrats fella, really pleased for you :)
and glad to hear the little tyke is doing well, sounds like you must have been through the mill over the past 10 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:56, archived)
# nice one and grats!
good solid name, Paul.
you just ask me dad ;)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:30, archived)
# HE SURRENDERS!
woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Aww, he's lovely :)
I like the way they're both going \o/
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# is it nearly ready yet?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:00, archived)
# mmmm, penis colada
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Is that
a young Michael Parkinsons?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:08, archived)
# indeed,
michael j parkinson
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)
# That's not Sean Connery.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)
#
it's not dalton either
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
# You're too fucking ... blonde!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
#
and you're too fucking fat
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)
# .../
(jimage, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Ooh, minimalist.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made...
/'''
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# omg how do you do that inverse full stop
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Cappy handle day!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Internet success!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Happy candleday, zeltergusset!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Thank you, Coastal Maths
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
# 3 years! Official b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Do I have tenure now?
Can I call cr3 a cunt and get away with it?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# You now have access to all areas.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Even http://b3ta.com/clique/ ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:43, archived)
# yup.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Yes!
Finally I've made it. Now click all of my posts.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Done...all 9987 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:13, archived)
# everyone else does, so why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:39, archived)
# CANDLES!
Happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:03, archived)
# ___P
Queen Latifah hanging ten.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# hey hey hey, good bye.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Is it a line of ants carrying a halberd?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Or one ant about the attack the other two with a big stick.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# /./..\
now the other two are fighting back
(bonniekate, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Such peaceful ants - why does it always end in war!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:31, archived)
# thants
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:35, archived)
# ./.X.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# .+--.\.\
oh dear. one has a gun.
(bonniekate, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
# .. ******¬.
Oh noes they haz Lazah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# __O'O
And he's got the road roller out
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# it's the passion of the christ seen from a long way off
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:37, archived)
#
.+ - - ././
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# ./ \. -your powers are weak old man
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# .X.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
# _ \.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:42, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:53, archived)
# C (the Millenium Falcon)
I hope the old man got that tractor
beam out if commission, or this is
going to be a real short trip.
Okay, hit it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:04, archived)
# [}o{| = = =
peew peew
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:14, archived)
# - - - - --X
--X --X
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# |o| <o> |o|
DUN DUN DUNNN DUN DU DUN DUN DU DUNNN
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# [X ]
The Force is strong with this one!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
# .,\. call that a knoife!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:40, archived)
# ./- You forgot the briefcase! You forgot the briefcase!
(We could do a whole movie like this)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:43, archived)
# ---i---i---i-'-i__.___________
is how that one would end
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:48, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# i see you've played knifey/spoony before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# haha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Nope, no, umm um, no logic here!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
#


Click for bigger (75 kb)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# -__-
........................:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# i like your picture of ants hiding behind a windbreak
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Is it 'Flash your trolling account for no apparent reason' day?
I think maybe accounts need a time limit for underuse...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:45, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Achtung!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# wot,no big black cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Last of the Summer Weiner
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# So it's less "Three men in a bathtub"
and more "Six million Jews in a shower"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
# I was wondering if I over-stepped the line
After 4 years of B3ta, I'm still not sure where the line is (i'm sure there is one somewhere)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# You will find the line at the door
You stepped over it as you entered
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
# The line is a retarded Nazi cat h8er.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Just crash through it in said bath tub
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# is that from the Last of the summer wine finale? :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# excellent work, mr Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Cheers sir!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
# That guy looks just like Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Thal Warriors, one last go

A while ago I came up with a design for a humanoid Dalek Warrior and posted it here.
That character turned in to a story, then that turned in to a bigger story and before I
knew it I had a sort of script for Doctor Who written.
Seeing as the BBC don't accept submissions and I'm too busy to pursue this, I'm going
to park it here, where it all started. The PDF of my story is attached, if you are
interested have a read, tell me what you think. It's not an attemtp at a career in
scriptwriting, I just really liked the idea of the character and wanted to put it out there.
Obviously if you work at the BBC pass this on :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Oooo
*downloads*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:22, archived)
# ROFL
You massive twat
(prodiqy69 yer maw's reposted cunt, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# fair enough
thought it would come across as a bit too Blue Peter Special Child for some.
Nice of you to log in to your special account to post that by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:27, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
# ROFL??
Try bebo
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:58, archived)
# what spineless troll regular are you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Bet it's Rob in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# at least I call people cunts using my own account :)

it's not hard to find out who it is just ask cr3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# I wonder if it would be possible to make a Doc Who script that parodies trolling?
People always seem so darn honest in the future...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# In which the Doctor and <random companion> visit Tralworld
and discover that some alien races deliberately wind each other up. Originally intended to gain leverage prior to trade negotiations, it's since been raised to an artform.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# HARRSI
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:13, archived)
# *silence as everybody reads*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I'm more of a visual person.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# ^ words!


*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# going to be looking at that a bit later
already read a little and top marks for mentioning spiridon :)(very Bakerish)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:26, archived)
# It very much follows in the feel of Genesis of the Daleks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:28, archived)
# one of my all time fav stories right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Yeah but the later split resulting in "Phil Collins of the Daleks" was a real disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:20, archived)
# And this two parter is on at Easter you say?
OMG! I would love to see this, what a fantastic idea.
The only downside..... I don't work at the bbc. Sorry
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:28, archived)
# it's a Christmas - New Years day special
the BBC had better get moving if they're going to make it in time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
# So that means
Catherine Jenkins will be playing a Thal Warrior?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# If only a?
Frogbeat dodges, jumps, clambers and hacks the crap out of a HappyToast's head!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# One small thing
Davros was a Kaled,not a Thal.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
# yeah
the Thal I think we found were the only remaining people from their planet (all Kaled killed except Davros) so it makes his trying to save the indigenous population (his old enemies) more tortured (in a good way)
Plus I think the planet was blown up thats why this is Spiridon and not Skaro.

(I'm no Dr Who expert, just did a quick bit of research and asked some people who knew this stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# understandable
/I should really get a life but I have loved dr who since I was small, and I am 37 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I have a week to go until I am that old
yay and boo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I hope your script has plenty of Catherine Tate in it
I love it when she shrieks "DOC-TAH!" over and over
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# get out!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# *gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# *kicks door shut*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Well, I read episode 1 and Amy doesn't get her kit off, so I'm out!
Actually, pretty interesting.

At least one b3tan works for the BBC, but probably not in a useful capacity and haven't seen him here for a while. There's bound to be others though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# sorry, I forgot to say
other than the biohazard suit she's completely naked because, er, just because
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# because SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# But...
A biohazard suit is not exactly Pole daner wear is it. I mean, it leaves everything to the imagination.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:14, archived)
# it's made of transparent plastic
and Amy waxes
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# She's ginger
of course she waxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Does she also wane?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:20, archived)
# she waxes lyrical
and wanes world
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Sounds like she's building a bridge to our hearts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# hearts
Thats a funny way to spell pants.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# All this talk of Amys
is building a bridge in mine
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
# If you're panting
Maybe you are having a myocaridal infarction
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
# mrs monstrinho is watching House endlessly at the moment
it's very boring
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
# We need a visual
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:20, archived)
# I like this concept, pretty rough version that this is,
the ending is all wrong tho, nobody pressed a big red button that resolved everything magically at the end... ;)

Seriously tho I don't think you can have a 'big battle happens offscreen' ending, the audience would demand to see that happen onscreen. Also a small but important point, the doctor has never to my knowledge 'called up the TARDIS', altho he really should be able to logically speaking, dramatically speaking it would be total fail, as at any point he was in peril he could call it up to resolve everything and anything...

LOVE the basic premise of the Thal Warriors tho, that would be SO cool! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# there's be plenty of battle on screen
but the conclusion is deliberately missed in case people want to do an entire cg series based on it like George Lucas has :D

Don't think its a magical resolve, with enough pacing and panic getting the women and children on board should be enough of a task, and I like the way the doctor is powerless to stop Davros, I'm sick of the Doctor being feared by everyone and him shouting "I'm the doctor" all the time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Well yeh that last point bugs me too
his enemies often have ample time to just plain shoot him but won't because he's The Doctor.

Bothers me at times...

I suppose you could argue a lot of aliens respect the importance of a Time Lord's influence on all timelines, including their own, and what with time being so wibbly-wobbly shooting him dead might actually affect theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:12, archived)
# cowards!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# i catch the show from time to time
is the doctor the last time lord because they had a war (with whom?) in which they caused themselves to never exist by effectivly killing their own grandads? The doctor mumbles something along these lines every so often but i've never caught the full version.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
# sort of
there was a war with the Daleks and the Doctor thought he'd wiped out all the Time Lords and the Daleks, only for both to show up again so he wiped them all out again.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:52, archived)
# It's a war between the Daleks and the TimeLords
apparently the Daleks are completely wiped out (Exterminated if you will although they manage to come back via Rose Tyler's dna and a random mad dalek that was lost in time for some reason - who knows!) but at the cost of all Time Lords but The Doctor are wiped out too. However, The Master still existed and he (as I understand it) was a TimeLord too and the great end of everything series where The Dotor ends up teaming up with The Master in a joint effort to send the (supposedly extinct) TimeLords (some sort of Higher Council of Time Lords Trapped in a time/space bubble or something) back to their time/space bubble to stop them ending time and space. Now following this basically means - They make it up as they go along... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Marvelous!
Altho it must be said if you are the lords of time itself it can't be bloody easy to wipe you out just by sheer force alone.

The Daleks however, there really is no excuse, other than folks just really like 'em, multi-coloured vinyl humpty backed versions not withstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:38, archived)
# crang!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# indeed, I'll make sure the sound effects department are aware of the audio requirement ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Did you mean: crang Top 2 results shown
www.guzel-resimler.org/data/media/251/Ninja_Kaplumbaalar_Crang_Resimleri.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:23, archived)
# it's the sound of a dalek being sawn through the skull plate

nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Well I love it
And will therefore *click* it and wish you all the best sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:04, archived)
# If you want it passed on you should sort the formatting out first.
There are plenty of scriptwriting sites for templates, including the BBC's own:
www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/scriptsmart/index.shtml

You should also note from the site:
'What we don't accept - Spec scripts for existing shows – we want to see your original work.'
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:15, archived)
# no I know, that's why I said it wasn't an attempt at proper scriptwriting and was parking here
The BBC Doctor Who site clearly states they don't even open submissions, so I'm not bothering, you need to already be hired to come up with stories for Doctor Who before you can write any it seems.
www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/s4/faq/jobs.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
# See, this is dialog we're doing now.
*exits stage right*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# FANFIC FANFIC FANFIC
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Oww....
Shiny.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I know someone at the BBC
I'll pass it on rebadge it as my own work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Now this is out my head I can get on with my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Pffff... hahahahahahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
#
Oh, god.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I want nun of that blasphemy ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Where others let out a cry of pain at such puns...
.... I let out a wimple.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# It's making me cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
# You're going to get crucified for that pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
# That was so paintfully bad
I've developed an abbess.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
# You cheeky MONKey
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
# How dare!
You of all papal!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Oh, that's right.
Mock me because I'm not popeular
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
# You're suggesting I look down on people?
Parish the thought!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Maybe not personally.
I think you're living vicariously.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Oh, definitely parsonally.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I must insister on an end to this punnery in the nunnery.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I mitre let you get away with that one but I can't
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# you're a crook
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Just reading this thread is making me feel font
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Is that a confession?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I won't ever do that.
I made a convent with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
# :)
in the chops
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:20, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:03, archived)
# tatty bye for the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Lovely sir!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# ta. (and now I'm really off)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# \o/
This joke provided by Ye, Olde & Sons Ltd., Purveyors of wittery to musichall since 1897.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# These guys RAWWKKK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Darth Mohel
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Alcopops to follow
Maybe some Bacardi Brissers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Very well
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
#
Move against the Jedi first. You will then have no trouble taking Freebase to the gym to row 500 metres
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# This lotto's not hotto!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Extra points for Snowland.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Ba-dum
For winning numbers, consult the barman in "The Simpsons". Ask-a-Mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha
it's pun day on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# 200 different words for 'minted'.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Hahahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Some say nobody gives a fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I'm the Stig
And so's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I don't believe in Stig.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:53, archived)
# His mother is considered an outcast
It's a social Stig-Ma.

He also bears the wounds of Christ. Not sure what they're called though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:56, archived)
# "Holes"
That's why he's considered "hole-y".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I think we should all thank his mother for those marks
Stig Ma, ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# man in hat takes hat off, nation barely notices
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# only one thing for it....kill off the old Stig again

long live The Stig
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Sure Schumann was technically the boss
but we all know who was writing the tunes
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Fugue
is a great word.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Nicely done
I also like your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Ta and ta.
(it took me all afternoon though, I'm sure clever people can do that in five minutes).
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I'm sure Bono could knock out a symphony in 5 minutes
But your image shits on his phoney faux-classical symphony, that pseud.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)

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