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# You've been so very naughty
(cheebatv, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Why is she afraid?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# The Lady's
not for turning
(cheebatv, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Despite My Imperfections, You Still Love Me...


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And I appreciate that, I do. But you should still get tested, just to be safe...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
yikes
yuck
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
#
that's why I recommend testing, as a precaution.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
# stop eating people you bastard ghost!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:27, archived)
# What's the New Shmoo doing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Reminisce-LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:50, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:43, archived)
# what a complete and utter jolly shit.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:50, archived)
# The beast that keeps on feeding . . . feed the beast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] round and round the mulberry bush
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Loving the parental warning
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Off to the chop I go then.
Sounds like a good future of fortune.

But I'll save a few soldiers for backup... In case I want them to go marching.

:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
But it will give you the right to annoy absolutely everyone else - including other parents - when down the pub and your spawn are running around unchecked because pubs now double as creches and allow you to throw off any shackles of responsibility you feel while you enjoy yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# but children are our future
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Oh that bloody phrase.
Along with "We don't inherit the earth, we borrow it from our children"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# All the children are going to inherit from me is VD and my basement apartment
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# This.
And a sense of bitter resentment towards their human nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# and an uncanny knowledge of bathroom construction
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# And my women's wrestling porn collection
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Then our future is going to be even more chock-a-block
of snotty self centered individuals who are convinced that Copernicus was full of shit and that the universe revolves around them...

/harrumph
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Some of them, maybe,
but not all.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:37, archived)
# reminds me of
Iggy on kiddies TV
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# hehe
crap mash, strong message...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Him and Johnny Rotten - punk rockers or salesmen? Come on - you can't be both!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Both?
It's a funny one. All I know is, they've both managed to stay true to what they said when they were young for 30-odd years. That's a lot longer than it takes their fans to sell out, and I should know.
(daveycakes my life is a cartoon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
# put a t-shirt on
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Kid's music is a soft target.








I feel like such a bully.






(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Because the other one amused me so much.
...I'm so very easily amused.

(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 2:23, archived)
# That new feature has ruined it.

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I'll have a 'P' please monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Can I have an R, followed by an I, followed by and S?
Seriously I have no idea what's going on here.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:50, archived)
# A giant Malteser is perving at her bum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Malteser got taste
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# i'd still watch it to see Rachel Riley
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:51, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:59, archived)
#
Peropapom-pom
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:08, archived)
# "consonant please"
"that's an F"
"and another"
"a P"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:52, archived)
# hehe
it'll be an FP and we'll not have a clue why!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# is this a Google reference?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
#
I did just nip over and check, now it seems really obvious and I feel I've been a spaz for asking
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)
# aha
yes!

b3ta.com/links/525428
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Bravo!
Great stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# i'm rising like a mong here :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I never knew Countdown was filmed in a swimming pool
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# it's a wipe-clean studio
because of all the pensioners in the audience
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
# "vowel please rachel, ok now just turn around......bend over please...."
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# "And that's an... OH"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I'll have the ability to turn off Google Instant AND autocomplete please Carol"
"Er, no, I'm afraid you won't"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Brilliant as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Am I a spaz?
How do you get Google Instant to work?* My Google is behaving rather normally.

*just so I can tut and turn it straight back off again...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I think you need to be logged into a googlemail account for it to work at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# THAT'S NOT CAROL
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Yes.
Just another reason why Google is better than Susie Dent.
(Zgrzyt My dog gets more Christmas cards than I do., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# haha!
spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
# ahh!
Predictive countdown ( still doesn't know any naughty words though)
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Finally got it
after, ooh, minutes of RISing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I'm doing a series of one man and his dog pictures....


Any suggestions for others? (Tintin, Dick Dastardly and Dennis the Menace are covered)
And for those who like such things I've a HappyToast Fakebook page up, that might get updated more than my website.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Tony Blair & Cheri.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# No-one seems to have mentioned JAMIE & WORDSWORTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)
# he shoots he scores!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You only doing cartoon's?
one man and his dog. If not what about doctor who and k-9
i dont dig doctor who..only the daleks are good
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Charlie Brown the zombie years :D
Edit: How about Wil Smith and Sam (I am Legend)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Oooh yeah that would be top.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Charlie Brown the Channeling of Yog Soggoth Years
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Will Smith as Agent Jay, and Frank the Pug
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Turner?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# sorry, forgot to say cartoon/comic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrr......
You are such a tease

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:09, archived)
# nice ears
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Oooo thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# that sort of thing?

(but drawn not scribbled in 2 seconds)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# That would be great
Sorry I deleted the question, I thought it would be bettert to message you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# ok, will try and remember to do it when I get in tonight
remind me if I don't!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# :D Excellent
Dooley and Jerry Lee!
Turner and Hooch!

Edit: Bollocks! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# "Turner and Bollocks"?
Phwoar!!!
I bet those taste salty...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Debbie McGee and whatever Paul Daniels' dog's called.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Ken dodd and his dads dead dog
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Di's Died and Dodi's Dead Too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, archived)
# so is the Dodo
Dido must be shitting herself.

/stolen from a comedian somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Probably Andy Parsons.
The bald, unfunny prick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Andy Parsons is ace.
You are wrong.

WRONG, Sir.

Ha! That's YOU told!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# He walked past me IRL once and I didn't even laugh.
I don't know what his fucking problem is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# the Alsatian?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I believe it was a German Shepherd, yes.
People may claim it apocryphal but I like to think it's true. 'Like' is a strong word.

I usually reserve that for the story about Marc Almond drinking gallons of bull semen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Blue Falcon and Dynomutt.
Stewie and Brian Griffin.
Fred Flintstone and Dino.
Johnny Test* and whatever the dog is called.

*Which reminds me, just an idle thought, how old are his sisters supposed to be? No reason...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Dino a dog???
The clue is in the name
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Probably shares some DNA with a modern canine.
At least he doesn't talk.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:43, archived)
# fred basset
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Belle and Sebastian
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# dog on wheels
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# George Jetson and Astro
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, archived)
# me, my dog, and some peanut butter
I don't have a dog
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# If I was your dog I'd piss on your bed
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# that's what your mum does too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# while you're in it?
Golden Retreiver Shower anyone?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
# oooh, that's a possible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I dare you to do Garfields owner and Odi/Obi whatever it's called
shudder
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# not in this series
it's also reminded me that George and Astro don't fit in to the double-act theme. bah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:09, archived)
#
Good idea..The band are good too,,
What about John and Odie..feel sorry for Garfield getting left out though. *edit ..oh someone else just said that..dopey me..
Ah mickey and goofy*
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Lion-O and Snarf.
Snarf was a dog, right?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# errr no?
The clue was in the name ThunderCATS dood......Snarf is part of a race of cats who act as servants to the VIP Thundercats (Lion-O, Jaga and the like)......


(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:41, archived)
# he'll never kick that damned football with no feet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# no change there then :)
you a bit less pained chap?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Rick Stein and Chalky
WOO and YAY btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# John Noakes and Shep
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Tom Baker and K-9
EDIT: BTW *Clcik* *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
#
Ace the Bathound
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Dave Blunket and His Lab
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# ha ha
good one : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# The guy from fallout and Dogmeat plskthnxby
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Halo Jones & Toby.
(not man & dog, but hey)

And top marks on the pics, dude.

8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Dennis the Menace and Gnasher
John Noakes and Shep Minpdiss
Bernie Winters and Schnorbitz Minpdiss
Jeff and Lassie
Dylan and Dougal
Bart Simpson and Santa's Little Helper
Hägar the Horrible and Snert
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Crystal Tipps and Alistair?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Walter the Softy and Foo-Foo.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# damn
I was going to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# say it anyway
go on
go on
go on go on go on
go on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# would ya be having a cup o tea now while ya waitin?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I am actually
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Hitler and Blondi
No, I'm serious he had an German Shepherd called Blondi
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# John Noaks and Shep :)
Edit - Should read the comments before posting ... Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Stan and Sparky from South Park
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Obelix and Idefix
aka Dogmatrix
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# ^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Dean Gaffney and Wellard
Leslie Grantham and that fucking poodle
the spotty gingger kid from Corrie with Schmiekel
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Harry Potter and t
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Barnes Wallis and Nigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# He's wiping his bum along the runway
Barnes Wallis: "Nigger please!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Am I right in thinking the dog doesn't exist in the remake?

A sort of white-wash, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha
oh christ that would be funny
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# it was Guy Gibson
not Barnes Wallace; the latter only designed the bouncing bomb whereas the former was one of the pilots in the famed "Dambusters Raid".......



ha.
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# That's what I said, you racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:47, archived)
#
*looks up from cutting eyeholes in white sheets*

What?
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Oo are you going to a Hallowe'en party?
*gets excited*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:50, archived)
# work fancy dress....
going as Casper.
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I once refurbished a waterwheel with the aid of Barnes Wallace's son, Chris.
Top bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# superman and krypo
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Micky Mouse and Pluto
Bart Simpson and Little Helper, Jon Arbuckle and Odie.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# That's a great Snoopy.
Nobody's mentioned George Jetson and Astro.
(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Erm ...
www.b3ta.com/board/10185377#post10185401
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Kenneth Williams and The Moog
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Clicks hard
(and enlikens the Facebork jobbie too)
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# David Beckham and Posh.
Harsh but fair.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# How come they look like heroin addicts?
Stewie and Brian...best duo ever!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Scooby and Shaggy
Reary?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I'm going to love this series
The dog in the first pic is fabulous!

My request is a bit obvious but ... our Queenie and a Corgi-ish type dog.

David Cameron and a "special" dog.
Bob Geldof and his dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Dastardly and mutley?
(pdjpdj, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Blair & bush ?
Good puppy :)
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Groo and Rufferto
Fuck, haven't read that for ages. Sergio Aragones rules.
(MalMal, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# No one's suggested Doctor Who (Tom Baker version) and K9?
for shame.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Though if I recall
Happytoast has done Tomb Baker's doctor before so it should be a shoe-in.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Fred Flintstone and Dino
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
# John Noakes and Chep
and clicks BTW
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)
# John Gray and Bobby*
*aka Greyfriars Bobby
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Wallace
and grommit
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# yes!
indeed yes
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Bob Carolgees
and Spit the Dog.

Bob's massive hair and dirty moustache alone should make it worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 2:50, archived)
#
I like your zombie stuff..
Three thumbs up..
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Only cartoons?
Dammit I was going to say Mad Max and Dog... and Stimpy and Ren doesn't have a man...

Peter Griffin and Brian
Dastardly and Muttley
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Can I suggest
Dilbert and Dogbert?

This keyboard is full with dust.
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Are you watching TV or is TV watching you?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I want my 3DTV.
Woo! Very nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I already have a 3D TV, I looked around the sides and back and yup it's clearly 3D ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
#
I looked at mine earlier and I looked at it just now and it's still there. I think mine might be 4D.
(Good Penny, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I'm at work, eating Corn Beef and Sweetcorn Sarnies

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
# *bokes*
Corned Beef is evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Not fond of sweetcorn but sounds nice.
Nice rabbit ears btw is that for the "rabbit ears" on my tv?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# They are Bilby ears (see my sig)

DE RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# You Aussies and your weird animals :D
awww looks cute though.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Sweetcorn is the devils yelolow food
And pointless
You might as well open the can and throw it straight down the bog
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# You may have a point there
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# That's how they recycle sweetcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Christ, that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Thank You.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
# :D
Woo
(herman:D, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely bindun?
(f_rev, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
I preferred the old Josie Jump personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] this
I'll put this here
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I might put this here too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] and possibly this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, archived)
# And who said
the 70's weren't cheesy? ;-)
(f_rev, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] there's always this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:06, archived)
# You're gonna curry that weight a long time.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# ooh, that's mean,
Mister mustard
(f_rev, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# *searches for pepper reference in back catalogue*
*finds none*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
# not even
Sgt. Land ? ;-)
(f_rev, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:12, archived)
# If you had to
which of the cast of Blamory would you Bone?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# i'd jump josie jump
as miss hoolie diddles her nooney.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I like this
it's probably a better album too.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] This tune's the bomb man


Click for bigger (208 kb)
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Mo-Ham-Head.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
#
(Stahlblau, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous compo pea...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Alreeeeeeeeeet!!!!???
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# they'd better all be Sho-waddeh-waddeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# jewlree-jewlree
jangle jangle
(cheebatv, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *Bombs embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic, no, unless you are maybe 15
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Woooa ooh wooa ooh woooa ahhhh....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:02, archived)
# That is unsual.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:03, archived)
# No it's not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# It is... how very observant
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# *said in a grave yard*
no, just walking the dog

etc
etc
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Oh, you and your pussycat denials.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] it's audio book time....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] and one more
here's a way to cheer up Radiohead for the kids market....



ps hello all, had a good summer? :)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I'm standing here in front of the house of Anne Frank, writer
and I am going to ring the doorbell to see if she's home
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# careful you don't get her out of the shower
she hates being caught in her towel....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I've had that song in my head since you posted this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Text on a picture - Woo!

also "It's funny how their missus' Always look the bleeding same"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
# It's not Text on a Picture
It's Labels on an Infographic!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Yes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU8oQ2dyxHc
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Now there's a new audience.
(twattybanjo, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
The version of "A Man You Don't Meet Every Day" on that is absolutley cracking.

That's scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:55, archived)
# At their best there was no better live band.
When they were bad they were truly awful though.

It's a great album.
(twattybanjo, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I've not seen them. The only reports I ever heard were along the lines of
"Oh man it was brilliant - McGowan got through a half a bottle of rum during the first song, and they had to carry him off by the third, it was ace!"

Sounds to me like a load of toss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
# It revolved around him really,
if he had a good night everyone had a good night.
I think the best gig I ever went to was The Pogues in Bournemouth (the day after the Tory conference started at the same venue, the one with the navy frigate parked in the harbour).
One of the worst was The Pogues at Reading. Shane was off his head, spent the entire gig tossing a tambourine over his shoulder and trying to catch it behind his back. The man's a jerk but man, when they're firing on all cylinders it makes your hair stand on end.
(twattybanjo, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Saw then at Wembley stadium some lots of years ago
they did loads of songs that all sounded like the Oirish Rover.

Shit
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha!
Clever
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
# *smears turd on wall in protest*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Her and Anne Widdecombe.
At it.

Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:55, archived)
# mmm
A Widi-Subo 69-er

I love the smell of Canestan in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:04, archived)
# oh christ
imagine the blubber.. it'd be like some kind of perverted waterbed D:

ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I've got an image
of wide-gap filler oozing out of a crevice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:21, archived)
#
an image of wide-gap filler oozing out of a crevice

wood
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I'm sanding it as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I expect this is brilliant as usual Ninj
but I have no idea what the original is!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Hehe
Lady Ga Ga's 'Fame Monster' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hehe!
have an extra Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# surely bindun ?
(wankdog, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:16, archived)
#
shopped images only
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Ugh!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:41, archived)
# like an inverted alister darling
(wankdog, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:57, archived)
# opposites attract
(wankdog, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 17:40, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] This one writes itself
(daveycakes my life is a cartoon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
# hehe
I always fake mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I cum in here with this?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Awww! He looks so cute there!
"WHO'S a naughty shouting rebel, eh? WHO'S a naughty shouting rebel? You is! Yes he is! Yes he is!"

*tickle tickle tickle*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
# who's a pretty fire starter, a pretty fire starter
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] He has it
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 8:26, archived)
# mmmmmm
incest
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 8:41, archived)
# fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 8:43, archived)
# Comin' straight from the underpass
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 8:53, archived)
# It's all Greek to me, to you, to me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:13, archived)
# I saw these guys changing the guard
It's hilarious!
(twattybanjo, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)
# hehe
have you ever seen the youtube vid of the Kashmir Border Closing Ceremony . Fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I shall check it out.
(twattybanjo, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Bonkers
that's what it is
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I saw that a month or so ago (although it's in Punjab, not Kashmir).
Pretty epic. And confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
# fuckinell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
#
Greek but,,geeks
Ya know the guy on the right looks like my dad..poor sod that i am..
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)
# As long as he doesn't perform only dressed in a sock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# So
that's how he did it...
(twattybanjo, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 7:54, archived)
# He he he, you silly

NING B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 7:57, archived)
# ning Wobbler
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:14, archived)
# And so can you!
www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Trek-Generation-Technical-Manual/dp/1852833408
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Bloody hell
I've been out of touch with geekiness too long

*orders*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Chapter 4
"Changing the laws of physics"

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Damn, Proprietary star screwdriver required.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)

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