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# This really did just happen...
on the Daily Politics Show..surreal!!

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(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# What's the armour class of a Brillo pad?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Looks very
much like Shredded Wheat to me.
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# -2 to Hit
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# +6 Armour -8 Edibility
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# what the fuck is going on?
I;m not getting ANY of these posts this afternoon

apart the one about nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# ^
I liked the one about the nipples

at least you understood the Spurs troll
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Yeah, just a shame who they belonged to.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I don't really know who she is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Troll nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# sing along with me
We are Tottenham,
We are Tottenham,
Super Tottenham,
From the Lane,
We are Tottenham,
Super Tottenham,
We are Tottenham,
From the Lane...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# A great display there last night.
Will you be able to hang onto Bale?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Don't see why not
As predicted he gets all the headlines, but that was a fab team performance.
Even Gallas did alright (he says through gritted teeth)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Haha!
Yeah, you certainly deserve our place in the CL.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Scouse?
You've just signed up Damien Comolli, the genius who brough Kevin_Prince Boetang, Mido and Darren bent to Spurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Not exactly scouse (other side of Mersey)
Good news about Comolli :s (Although, didn't he sign Bale,Modric and Lennon?)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, but...
he signed more donkeys than Blackpool.

Expect your big January signing to be David Bentley... just warning you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# For fuck's sake man, you just ruined Christmas!
It will be a couple of seasons before we get back where you are. Don't get too used to seeing CL every season ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
# As the great Bill Hicks said
It's just a ride... and I'm loving it while I'm on it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Well, as much as I can't stand Redknapp. I wish you well.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Every season?
They may not see much more of this if they keep leaking so many goals away from home. Does anybody think Gareth Bale would still be walking today if it'd been a tie instead of a group game?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I think Walcott will definitely do well for you this season
or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Oh when the Spurs go marching in......
The greatest display of football I've had the pleasure to watch
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# ta for that
Never heard about the 'ginger rodent' thing.
But Alexander is an odd looking fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# It's RIS-Wednesday didn't you get the memo?
*laughs at people who didn't get the memo*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Hahha
I saw that, truly bizarre. Who thought up that idea? 'Lets get a previously convicted murderer on who is in favour of votes for prisoners and then let Andrew Neil shriek MURDERER at him and describe him killing his wife.'
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Yes Andrew Neil even
made an axe murderer look good. Loved the witty retort of mad man "C'mom then Brillo" - Comic genius
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:43, archived)
# It's my most favourtie thing.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Call of Duty - Black Box
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Sainrys?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
#


Can't see what's been changed from the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Monsieur with your ris you are really spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# They have double points weekends on COD.
Maybe this version should be triple.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I couldny be bothered to edit all propper like you lot do.
Its in need of a touch up but you get the message.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# No
No we don't


That's kind of the point
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# WALK WALK WALK RIGHT IN
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# what was shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# It was shopped.TO THE INTERNET POLICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# It's a play on words
Chill out sister!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# and the words are in the image?
*does a quick VSE*
I'm quite chilled out, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# leesten to dthe cheeldren of the night
what sweeat musik thuy muyke
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I now want to see Gary Oldman on XFactor singing her songs :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# hahah christ
what an image
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# With William Shatner on backing vocals
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# If you're bad, will Santa bring you a lump of Cole?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I'd still throw it on the fire
just in case it started talking or singing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# 'ones you could hang a wet duffel jacket on'
remains a fave description.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# nipples like dockers thumbs
is one of mine
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Niff Stips!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I love her
and I think she loves me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Restraining orders are just a way of playing hard to get
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# hm, and just when she's given up talking about her private life
so she can neither confirm or deny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# She must have
the most closlely controlled career since Elvis Presley.

I reckon she's a cyborg, and that unfortunate incident with the toilet attendent that nobody talks about anymore, was her Westworld moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# No, she's just cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Chapel hat pegs!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# pfft
Hang on
If she's got a new single out, why are there no tabloid stories about what a shit Ashley Cole is?

Oh, yeah. Now they're divorced her career's going to hit the skids
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# like chapel hat pegs.
Phwooor!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I piss in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Comandoe the Musical
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FFQ_g8OoQM&feature=player_embedded#!

Awesome!
(J-digital, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
such finely embroidered sarcasm..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I'm kinda jealous actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# you want the links board for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# No they don't
It's already GC over at links.
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# This is getting some good use today, eh?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# 2nd time today, and only 2nd time I've posted it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# On an unrelated note:
Sunderland Football Club Booking Hotline!



Note the booking number and postcode!!!!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# SRS 1SU
Tickets: 0191-551-5151

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

...wait, I don't get it

is it something to do with footsoccer?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# This means something
This is important.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Impressive tag, subtle too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# it has a quarter of a mile of bars aroun
now that's saying somethi
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# LINKS BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Comandoe?
like a potatoe?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# No, silly.
Potatoes wear underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Pure class
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# BENNETT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Illustrating cock is illustrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:09, archived)
# it was cold that day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# me grin's stuck!!!!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:55, archived)
# i do like a nice roasted chicken
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Triple Eggs action
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
#
action Weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# i'm finding cs5 really hard to deal with, i need cs2 or before
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Don't realy see much of difference tbh
some new tools but it's all pretty much the same stuff as previous versions.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# i don't like the way the windows look, and i can't seem to find an optimise button, it is ghey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# "optimise button"?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# i'm sure the old one let me optomise easier, it may be that i have the trial version, but is the animation suite lobbed in with cs5 and not imageready anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Go File->Save for web and devices
and yes, the animation thing is lobbed in now. I'm on cs3 and it won't even let me import .gif files unless I rename them to .mov.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# i want my cs2 back, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# If you're using a PC you can import a gif by navigating to the folder where your gif is
using File / Import / Import Video Frames to Layers... and just start typing the name of the gif. If you're on a Mac carry on as you are. CS5 will open a gif properly now by File / Open...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I could never get it to work
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Oh right I see what you mean the new Save to Web & Devices...
I think the "Optimize" button is still there, but I never use it as it always makes a mess of the gif. I perfer good ol' fashioned tweaking settings like in the days of ImageReady. There is an Optimize menu just to the right of the preset box at the top.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# That's right, it's all within Photoshop now.
Window > Animation to get the animation strip up. It's the same as ImageReady's.
When you're in the "Save For Web" screen, make sure you've got the "Optimized" view selected to get the opmtimization tools to show up on the right. Once they do, they should be pretty much identical to the ImageReady tools.
Sorry if I'm stating the obvious here, I know you're not an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Careful now...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Nooooo
I wasn't being funny at all. It's easy to miss stuff when it's in a different context.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I think those options are now contained within 'save for web'.
But it doesn't seem as straight forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# COCK!
ION: I recently added the pixlr grabber addon for firefox. It is rather good.I especially like the editing suite.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# footballer chickens!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Cracking stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:08, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# She'll let hennyone do her.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:28, archived)
# gnoons
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Victor lewis Smith has a lot to answer for...
and pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I'm rissing the VLS reference.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Gay Daleks!
TV Offal
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Exsperminate!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# haha
X-Rated Rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# The Pugwash LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Oh That! I know its all lies. for a minute there I thought he'd nicked my idea...
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# I was in Staines just yesterday
it's still there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# There was a story yesterday
that Staines has an image problem based on its name.

What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# haha
people who live in Staines are just glad they don't live in Slough

I dunno why, our second branch of Poundworld opened last month
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with Slough,
After all Windsor's got an SL postcode and the Queen resides there sometimes I say what what errrrhm ahhhhhuh uuuuuurghhh errrrrghh.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I like Slough
that's why I live there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I live in Datchet on Thames
Just near your Slough.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Fuck knows why she lives there.
A plane goes over every 15 seconds, it's the noisiest place on earth.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Not if
You are deaf!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Which is what started my whole thought process for this image.
Apparently they want to be known as Staines on Thames. which is obviously much better. Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# They could change the 'Staines' bit to Kingston and the transformation would be complete.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Maybe just go with St Aines
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:41, archived)
# hahahaha
Like Peckham RYE in that there London.

It's still Peckham, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# They're thinking of changing it to Staines-Upon-Thames.
Apparently they're convinced it's going to make all the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# HArr!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# :D
Nice one.

^needs more Bob Crow
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hoho
i seen this in the moon pig advert and thought it was lols.

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# because it says willy <3 you
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# ahaha oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
#

I was going to add reflection, ripples, but couldn't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# tj:
just saw the cover for the latest issue of Total Film...anyone from B3ta want to on up to this?

www.totalfilm.com/magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# arf >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# needs more reflection, ripples...
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Spang!
Now, if he'd organised a strike like they had here, people might like him. They kept everything running, but opened all the barriers and refused to sell, collect or check tickets. Cost the rail company $1.2m, but no-one was inconvienced and everyone travelled free, which made that union rather popular with the commuters.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Pink Was a Bad Decision...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# TED DANSON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# hahahahaa
his part in saving private ryan was soooo fucking small, like, totally.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# To be fair, his role of Private Ryan was meant to be a small one.
Private Ryan might be the titular character but the actual story is more about the rescue.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
what was his role in private ryan? i don't even remember
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# He was Private Ryan.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# lol, never mind gronkpan's lies!
he was a leader of a squad that tom hanks's squad met up with, he's on screen for about a minute in total.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
# He was like Eddie Murphy in that film
He played three characters. He was also the fat grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# he played one of the ss soldiers really well
got the accent spot on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# That scene where all the Ted Danson characters were farting around the dinner table was completely unneccesary
and to be honest it kind of ruined the whole film for me. Really took me out of the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# he can hear animals speak too
but that's a different film, much more deep and emotional and shit.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# They're not lies if you're a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Ted Danson probably would have won an oscar if it wasn't for his grossly insensitive portrayal of the fat grandma (who for some reason wore a colostomy bag like a purse).
The writers copped a bit of flack for that part too.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# That's private.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# He should go somewhere where the public toilets are open if he needs a wee so badly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Yellow shirt. pink tie
hmmmmmm Well, I think we ALL know what THAT means......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Ted Danson has a grey handkerchief in his back pocket
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# It's a secret signal
to other people called Ted Danson.
It means, "I am a Ted Danson. I am interested in meeting other Ted Dansons".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It is difficult for Ted Danson to openly seek other Teds due to the social stigma attached to being Ted Danson.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Luckily he's developed Ted-dar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# And his own coded language, Tedari
?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# It's a variation of the hobo code
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_sign#Hobo_code
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# "An ethical code was created by Tourist Union #63 during its 1889 National Hobo Convention in St. Louis Missouri."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Did he wash it with a black t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Timmy Mallett picks his clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# don't mess wi' Bob Crow.............
...am it Bob Crow Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I'm too lazy to look him up
Who is Bob Crow and why is he funny

I mean your animation is nice and all I just want to know the joke
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
# He is a Union Leader.
And he's funny because he is working class.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Outspoken Union Leader of RMT (the railworkers and tube workers Union)
hated by Middle-Class sorts who complain if their train is running a nanosecond too late.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# to be fair, he's also hated by plenty of working class people for the same reason as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Depends on whether they share the views of the newspapers or not.
I know people get pissed off with me if my bus breaks down and I have to take it out of service, as if it's all my fault. So yeah there will be some working-class people who don't see beyond the end of thier noses.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I'm not sure if unions are the same over there as they are here
but union bosses here tend to get rich on kickbacks and under-table handshakes rather than acutally representing people.

Is this man actually representing anyone except himself? I would be surprised. It takes a certain type of person to want to lead a union.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I doubt very much he's getting any kind of kickback
he has sort of put himself at the head of all this (in the same way Arthur Scargill did with the miners) as the voice of the Union, which is one thing I don't particularly like about him but that could also be the way the media focusses on him rather than the Union to try to create that distorted view he's an egotistical bloathead.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Being an egotistical bloathead is a prerequisite for any political leadership.
If someone isn't an egotistical bloathead they won't want the job.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# My brother's girlfriend works for LU
she's worked through every strike so far, stopping her usual duties to work on the platforms making sure as many stations as possible are open.
Not everyone who disagrees with you takes their opinion from the tabloids.

Some might be better informed than you.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Also, Bob Crow represents one union
It's interesting that few of the other unions are striking in sympathy isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Don't make this about me, please!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I apologise, that was not my intention
but you were suggesting that only the ill informed and media-led were against the strike.

There's a large number of tube workers that disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Yes I retract that, that was me just getting a little upset with the way
I'm getting painted with the same brush as Bob Crow by simply defending that we need strong union leadership, maybe not as tactless as his leadership but certainly we can't afford to be scared of making a stand simply because it might be interpreted as being unpopular.

I'm a busdriver, as I'm sure everybody knows by now, and sometime we have to take the drastic step of taking strike action when we reach an impasse with the Management - and yes we feel sorry for people who can't get to work, or can't get to appointments or shopping and such but we have to take that step when it's necessary, which doesn't mean everytime we want a pay-rise.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I like buses
and that TSCHHHH noise they make that startles old ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Airbrakes FTW!
also with older buses you get that lovely singing noise from the brake pads when you're slowing braking at lights.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I have discovered that the high-pitch beeping the doors make on bendy buses
is ear-shattering when heard through a mobile phone.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Same with the reversing horn (beep beep beep beep)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# quite right
Bob Crow is giving the unions a bad name
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I've rarely had any trouble with bus drivers
other passengers, yes.
Those people that take 'passenger surveys' then get annoyed when I refuse to let them scan my oyster, yes.
Whoever is in charge who decides to shorten the damn bus route while I'm on it then expects me to pay again to complete my journey, yes.

But rarely drivers - I've probably encountered about 2 or 3 dicks driving buses since I've been in London, pretty good in six years.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Actually the driver can stop those people doing surveys on their buses especially if it's unauthorised.
I've never had it on my bus, but I know a few drivers who have stouted back at people doing surveys or leafletting on buses and told them if they continue to disturb passengers they will be asked to leave the bus.

Some bus drivers can be dicks - we know the ones who seem to get their kicks by being arseholes over passes and such most of the time they can overlook these little details.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Have you read The Maintenance of Headway by Magnus Mills?
lovely book
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# That looks interesting I might have to purchase that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I'm sure you won't regret it
I love his books

(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# SCAB!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# The best way to deal with a scab is to picket! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:33, archived)
# It's quite funny, she gets so much abuse on strike days
30% annoyed that she's on strike (she's not)
30% annoyed that she's not on strike
40% angry and confused because they've lived in London for years and haven't figured out how buses work or how different parts of the place relate to each other at street level.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
# 1% foreigners going "Is this way to Manchester?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Foreigners are usually fairly polite.
Businessmen who've worked in the city for years and never stopped to wonder how one gets from Victoria to Bank without the tube - less so.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# 100% this ^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# this maybe?
www.b3ta.com/board/10239709
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Phil Collins was a champion boxer before genesis
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# his music's the pits
must admit though....quite liked him in the Kray's way back when
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
# i think it's a bit rubbish too.
it's waaaay to cheesy for my liking.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# He was great playing the role of Sting in that Dune movie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I like it because you get to see his boxer physique.
He was a welterweight back in those days.
Phil Collins was pretty damn buff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Absolutely
My old gym used to have pictures of Phil Collins all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Some kid in our school was all like
"Phil Collins is a drummer lol, he plays the drums lol" so we beat the shit out of him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I think every school had that kid
Our one used to say things like "I bet Phil Collins got good at boxing from all the drumming practice" when he clearly knew it was the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)
# *HOWLS*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# haha....all I know is:he's HAAAAAAAAAAARD
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# I bloody hope not I'm not getting into debates about the nature of a "Classless Society" all the time.
/Ludditely smashes soapbox
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# King, eh?
Well I didn't vote for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Ah yes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# no, it's NOT Bob Crow Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# image challenge suggestion much?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:57, archived)
# He's certainly an ugly spud, Ill give you that.
That's very nicely animated, 3D camera projection?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)
# just a flip, and then a quick-n-dirty node based morph
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# works well for a Q'n'D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha............just needs his six-guns now
HIGH NOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I really want to see this sped up with wobbly neck fat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# merci
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I like Bob Crowe.
Normally I spend an hour getting to work on a stuffy district line train.

This morning, I sauntered over to North Sheen station, took a train to Waterloo. Had a 10 minute walk to the London eye, got on a riverboat (£1.50, thanks TFL), enjoyed a coffee and a fag leaning on the rail getting some nice fresh air, got off at tower pier, went for a bacon roll and a cuppa, then walked to the office. Took about an hour longer than usual, but whose counting?

Lovely. Looking forward to the next one at the end of the month. Thanks Bob, can you do a few more?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Shoot them on the runway
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Is he using a crow bar . . . and has he just been to one ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Yay to rail strikes :(
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique in this case.
Good work!

Bob Crow is such a cock. It was well funny watching him get completely trounced that time he was on Have I Got News For You - it exposed him as the stupid, bitter, chippy little man he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I tries my best gov
gawd bless yer.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Yeah! Right royally exposed he was...
Your memory fails you Vagabond. I don't remember any trouncing going on. If anything the show he was on was very thin gruel indeed.
A real low wattage affair owing to the fact that he is ultimately an uncharismatic leader. Even if he had been all those professional, established TV people
addressing their own agenda and editing the show to death would've pwopah telt him. Take that crow!

As if TV or any news media will ever give him proper air time though.

Which yes, probably asks and answers the question as to why he was on there at all, see: Boris Johnson.
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I like chips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# ^ needs more sense
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Sorry - no - you're right.
It was just watching him try and front up to Ian Hislop and inspiring boos from the audience, and everyone laughing at him for being a pillock, including Paul Merton, who was on his team.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Pffft!
first catch of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# In fairness
he's a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I'm not necessarily against what he's doing.
But he came across as an ignorant class obsessed dick on HIGNFY. That's about the only exposure I've had to him. Didn't make a great impression.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Right! Everyone out!
Not the best of the Carry Ons but still memorable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# nowhere near one of the best
but all this talk of Crow reminded me of Kenneth Cope's character (above) in particular.
I'm glad someone twigged :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Nothing stealthier than a 4 sq ft hole in your ceiling
filled by a 2 sq ft head
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Size isn't everything....
I keep telling her
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:32, archived)
# It's such a shame he is the face of the RMT
cis this time they actually have a case

But seeing him on the news just makes you hate EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Tube and Rail Workers working from home yay
"Hey wife, mind the gap!", "The 2:30 from Charing Cross will be pulling into the Toilet at Platform 7", "We are sorry for the inconvenience but Match of the Day will be postponed due to leaf mould on the telly!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Middle-aged men in baseball caps should all have a long hard look in the mirror
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# ......runs to mirror
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:34, archived)
# As fashion critic for middle-aged men,
what do you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# sou'wester
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:43, archived)
# rain or shine, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I love how everybody here gets all middle-class and Daily Mail when it comes to Bob Crow
"How frightfully rude of that oikish man to dare to ask for some rights for the tube workers doesn't he realise I'm missing my devon cream tea at Chelsea markets!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:42, archived)
# eh?
I said 'middle-aged' not 'working-class'. Not living in London, I couldnt give a fuck if the tube's running or not.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:46, archived)
# well you should
It's costing the economy £194 trillion pounds an hour.

And that affects YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I thought it was £194 trillion a second?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Well, that's inflation for you
I personaly cost the economy $600 qazillion by walking for a bit this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
#
l n
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# that was just a small deposit
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# quazinlion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Damn you and your fitness regime!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Yeah I know you said middle-aged!
It's all the attitude of b3ta towards Bob Crow as it focusses mainly on him being, well, an average Working-Class bloke who outspoken and of course we all know that the lower-classes should be not seen, nor heard, and know full well they should be busy doing "working stuff" behind the scenes and not upsetting the apple-cart, how very dare they! Kinda of sticks in my throat as one of those "working-class" types. I guess everybody would stfu about Bob Crow if he wore a suit and constantly sold his workers out for an easy deal where the management constantly exploit the workers. "Well as long at the Trains run on time!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Nice one mrs :P
I don't really know a lot about this subject but decided to congratulate you nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# "Well as long at the Trains run on time!"
he does look a bit like Mussolini...

and ^this^ obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It's not about him being working class.
It's about him being a chippy twat.

He's the "class" equivalent of Ali G: "Is it 'cos I is working class?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# What the hell is "chippy twat" suppose to mean
surely that's just your interpretation. I don't see him as "Is it 'cos I is working class?" so I suppose you will now be seeing me as a female Ali G doing the same here? The Middle-Classes can be so ignorant and insulting at times! Don;t get me wrong I'm not his biggest fan, I'm not a fan of Arthur Scargill either and I've met him personally and the only thing he said to me was "Hey you don't take a photograph of me whilst I'm eating my fish and chips! You're not my personal photographer!" Ofc my photo would have been a very nice pubilicity shot of him being amongst the workers eating fish and chips, but hey he wanted to be a fucking tart about it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# A chippy twat is someone with a chip on their shoulder.
In Crow's case, it's about being working class, and, as he perceives, therefore by default exploited, and due a better deal - for some reason - than the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Wouldn't you have a chip
if you were told your friends are going to lose their jobs because a bunch of faceless suits in an office are pissing away millions of pounds on bonuses and contracts to people who can't tell their arse from their elbow?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Yes. It's happened to me before and I've no doubt it will happen again.
Suits is suits, management is management - it's not about class.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# It's always about class! That's why suits are suits and management are management!
They tell us we live in a classless society and yet we can see the chasm of poverty everyday! If they told you you live in a gravityless society would you float to work on cloud9?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Bollocks.
I'm middle class, and I'm on the bottom rung of the company. My boss is working class. I have a toff friend who's on the dole. Gone completely are the days of buying your colours and position.

I won't deny nepotism still exists, but that's who you know, not what class you are.

If you have to work, you're working class.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Of course if you have to work you're working-class, but you say you're middle-class!
It's not so much what you do but how you view yourself. And your empirical example is far from being the 'norm' especially as you say your boss is working-class how do you derive that especially in the context you are saying we live in a "classless" society? It's you who's drawing up the distinctions not me. Maybe this all stems from the fact you resent the idea of having a working-class boss?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Indeed. Which proves my point that it's not about class.
Basically I'm working class as I have to work. However, the likes of Mr Crow will have a pop at me because I'm public school educated, and my parents are a doctor and a teacher.

My boss, however, is the son of a plumber.

Having a crack at me because I am a twat is absolutely fine and dandy. Because of what class I am or how much I earn? Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# No you don't get the point, and once again you project your prejudice upon what you think Bob Crow would think of you!
It really doesn't matter if you were Public School educated or even if you were born with a silver spoon up your arse.

What matters is not allowing the disintergration of what is the "Working Class" into a tasteless soup of Classlessness! (is there such a word?) This whole idea we should all aspire to be Middle-Class is nonesense and self-destructing. No economy is based upon the Intelligentsia, it is always grounded very firmly in the Working-Class who provide the Services and Manufactor the Goods that we need to run an economy.

This whole Classless Society thing is merely to blind us to that fact and divide the workers and put them against each other rather than uniting to form strong unions to prevent the exploitation of wages and conditions.

Well that's enough from me, and yes I'm one of those Red Militant sorts if you want to know, or haven't guessed. I'm not dragging this out any further.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I don't agree - indeed, I think you're utterly wrong, but we're taking up valuable drinking space.
I am more than happy to continue this by gaz, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I don't think this will be resolved by going over it any more.
You know my position now and I have a good idea of yours. Like you say this is just taking up good drinking time, if I was allowed to drink and drive that is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I always wondered how you managed to b3ta and drive a bus at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# haha I could always buy one of those steering wheel holders for iPad as seen on /links a while back ;)
www.steering-wheel-ipad.com/

I'm sure that would be entirely within H&S regulations ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# In the words of Shakespeare
"You have got to be fucking kidding me ... !"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I love the way he says "it's like having a heads-up display"
except that you're staring at the fucking steering wheel and not the road you dick!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I'm sorry but that's a very distorted view.
In context what you are doing is projecting your own negativity upon what he says and therefore he will always be to you a "chippy twat!"

It's not a case of "I'm working-class and therefore exploited!" it's a case of working-class people without strong union leadership will get exploited very quickly. And by strong union leadership I don;t mean the current crop of knobheads at the top of the Union bureaucracies.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Well it's how I perceive him.
It's opinionslol, innit. I understand the union thing, but Crow is an unnecessarily militant tosser, and the way I see it, always brings class into it as if it's something.

/there I go bringing class into it again
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# See me after class.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# *boffs all of the above with croquet mallet*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Anyone for brunch?
I have some smashing items on the trolley this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Who is this Bob Crow, anyway?
My servants haven't brought my papers through to the conservatory yet, I must have missed the story.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I'm sorry about this
I should have stayed in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# No it's not so much about your image as the perception of Bob Crow
as an individual I don't know enough about him to make a judgement, which is the case for most people - yet they just love to explain how he's a this and a that and how much they hate him and that's just because at the end of the day he's an outspoken union-leader who hasn't had his wings clipped by the bureaucracies.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Like, baseball players you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)
# especially them
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I'll spread the word.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I think people should have to write their jobs on their hats
Like in those old cartoons where journalists and photographers would wear hats with "press" written on a tag tucked into the ribbon.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Ceiling John Locke
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# (working from home)==(masturbating)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# where did you get hold of my buisness plan?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# It stuck to his ass when he sat down.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# He'll get them running if it's the last thing he does...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Like this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Reposting
Person
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Do NOT wank in front of Chuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Shit!
This is the first time I've been back on b3ta for months, and uncoincidentally the first day I'm working from home again, and this is the first shitting thing I see?????

Thanks. I am now afraid to leave my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# i don't like to point this out but that was never a hole in the ceiling, the cat was in a wall looking through a hole cut for a socket, you can even make out skirting board
good work tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# you've RUINED it
You've ruined everything.
Next you'll be telling me that a certain cat did not maek me a cookie, just before he selfishly eated it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# You ruined christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
#
www.honda-tech.com/showthread.php?t=2533139
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# looks like a rough phil collins
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Gareth Bale and the human evolution picture
Does anyone fancy making this for me? Would love you forever long time!
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah, I'll do it
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:14, archived)
# thanks!
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Urrrgh
You bender!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:14, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:16, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Who the fuck is gareth bale?
Who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# err
thanks?
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
# i dunno
I think it would be unethical to suggest that footballers are subject to the same evolutionary processes as everyone else.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
#
Make me breakfast. I'm hungry...
(mousemonkey, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Is this about footsoccer?
If so, feel free to fuck off at any time.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I hope you start the evolution off with Gareth Bale
He's one ugly mother fucka.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# He can't help being welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# they can...
y'know...
(mousemonkey, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ^
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# First time the Inbetweeners has me consider smiling
/old bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I felt the same way until I saw this clip
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I'm sure it's as good
as all the middle aged critics say it is

But, I'm not at school anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# In my mind I still am!
Still remember my Comprehensive school days fondly. Didn't get an education but it was fun and smutty jokes still amuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
#
(mousemonkey, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:25, archived)
# :D
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# All that effort
and it's the wrong kind of TIE fighter. Poor chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# ooh! there goes me new hip
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ooh! I've followed through.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# As a Spurs fan I heartily endorse this
as a B3tan I think you should bugger off

Don't make me choose??!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# *prods*
G'wan - choose....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Daddy... or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hmmm.
I'll go with chips, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:49, archived)
# haha
pretty clever there dude
Edit:add image
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I'm working on it right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Done it ages ago.


Edit: There appears to be more artefacts than previously. My shiny mew laptop is revealing in a bad way. I'll clean it up later. Or you can.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Another "escape" poster before I go do something worthwhile
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:03, archived)
# that film pisses all over the shawshank redemption
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Barf
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
# likely bindun
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I had piles like that once, eerrrrh hang on no I didn't.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:49, archived)
# *hanging on*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Kim Wylde?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:57, archived)
# set me free
why don'tcha babe?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Yeah
Keep me hanging on oooooohhhhh.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:02, archived)
# We're the kids in America
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Shitty Skids In America
woah.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:10, archived)
# leave my underwear out of this
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Yay! Foodface!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Yum :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:52, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Careful
A Judge Dredd story featured the Jolly Green Giant and they had to publish an interesting apology soon after...
e.g. tribs.uuuq.com/2000AD%20Extracts/2000AD_0077-01fc.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
That's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# DONT tell me not to fly, Ive simply got TO
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:59, archived)
# There is a posh offy near where I work called Planet Of The Grapes.
TRUFAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:50, archived)
# yea--it's sort of an obvious play on the movie title
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I don't know, but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:09, archived)
# haha
a reptile with memory--hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Hehe
Waye-aye, man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] morning...
(mousemonkey, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:29, archived)
# DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:30, archived)
# the beating shall continue until morale improves
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:31, archived)
# he'll never get inside that Tauntaun by punching it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:31, archived)
# 'ning Archie.
I was going to post my Taunton/Tauntaun image here, but I cannot find it ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Oh, I found it.
It's not very good.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:33, archived)
# I used to go out with a girl from Taunton.
She was absolutely filthy.

Which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Did she smell bad on the outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Define "bad"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Define define
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Don't you repress me, you racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Define repress, then racist
then shut th fuck up ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:57, archived)
# You are northern
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:06, archived)
# ay up, lad
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# now do wookey hole
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Welcome to Tauntaun
...and you thought it smelled bad on the outside...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Needs a lightsaber, pref a blue one.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Punching a comatose llama?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:33, archived)
# there is a slight pulse visible in the neck
so it's not dead yet
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Ooh!
Nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Aaaaaaand next week on "So you want to be a country vet on drugs"
Andrew an accounts manager from Basingstoke is going to be Cock-punching a Bull with sticky mange.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :-D
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Hehe
Spot on *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:19, archived)
# [Right bundle branch block](3)101103

CFM
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:21, archived)
# I had some news.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:21, archived)
# [yer maw] (7)101103
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Amusingly
that would be a picture of an arse.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:26, archived)
# well done you win
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Or, to title it more accurately:
"Google Image Search #whatever number it is"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:26, archived)
# [Keyword](position)date
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:28, archived)
# So - indulge me -
What is the porpoise of these? Are you trying to hone some sort of skill at searching for images?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:29, archived)
# No, I am drawing pictures with ink.
I am quite enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:33, archived)
# So - you GIS, then, you, er ... draw the result, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:37, archived)
# GIS?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Opening credits to Casualty on the beeb?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Those lenses really are strong!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Extreme hairdressing!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Oh yeah, baby!
SO HOT RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 3:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 3:18, archived)
# This is why
you don't give amphetamines to Yorkshire terriers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 4:09, archived)
# CHUMP IN EFFECT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 4:16, archived)
# Clean-up in Maternity
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 5:12, archived)
# Poor lilly allen
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:18, archived)
# True--but these ( ^ and v) are successful deliveries
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:25, archived)
# hahahha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 8:43, archived)
# GMOS is silly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:18, archived)
# geeeeemoooooooooos
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:28, archived)
# heee heeeeeeeeee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Hahah:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:20, archived)
# Congratulations Claire
(Furby_Eater cba, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:16, archived)
# FUCK what... That is over 50k!!!
Oh hold on after that front page it REALLY doesn't matter any more!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:24, archived)
# 50 kb? Maaaan, that's like, so 2009. Get with the now, maaaaan.
Have a birdy.



Not the world's prettiest, but there aren't that many photos of them out there, so they're the only photos on my site I've ever tagged.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Oooh!
What is it?

Edit: Ah, mangrove robin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 5:07, archived)
# Not rare, but always in the shadows and often distant.
I thought homophones were what you listened to the Pet Shop Boys through?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 5:14, archived)
# I know you should never trust a skinny chef, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:24, archived)
# I'd trust a skinny chef at least you know they won't eat all your food before they serve it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:30, archived)
# *Concedes point*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:43, archived)
# GET BACK TO TEH GREEN GROCERZ!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:28, archived)
# THIS
Wins every time :)
EDIT: Is this the only copy?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Standing ovation!
/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I recognize that head
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Bit overcooked there.
The skin is meant to be like bacon, hella tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 2:40, archived)
# 2nd picture causes chills.
Brrrr....
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Haha :0

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 5:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Don't think so..
Just doing a pun based on the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 0:45, archived)
# holy shit!
IS THIS REALLY REAL?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 0:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Fuck a biscuit!!
Is this a representation of actuality?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 0:57, archived)
# o. m. g.
when did this happen?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Woah Nelly!
is this a bona fide account of events?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:56, archived)
# hahaha!
that's my home town!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 2:16, archived)
# The only town which is an anagram
of wanker
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:22, archived)
# another Jasper Carrott fan
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# how do you say pearoast nowadays

I'm so out of touch
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)

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