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connor, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)

oh yes

yes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)

he's got the whooole world, on his head!

he's got the whoooole world, on his head
the whole world on his head

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)

marvelous...

I like the way they chose to build the house on the crown of his head. Very sensible.

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:33, archived)

A OWL

that's lovely. Are you going to animate it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:42, archived)

it's for a poster brief. you had to choose a random object word and a random place word from a container and make a poster. i got hat and forest. i won't be using this image because i just reread the brief and it's only meant to be four colours and i don't really like it.

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connor, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)

I like the forest a lot.

Your trees make me smile.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:48, archived)

thanks

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connor, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)

It is four colours

Red, Green, Blue and Black.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 5:10, archived)

Tell him not to look so worried.

It's just a beauty spot.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:30, archived)

This is just round the corner from me

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CowJam, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)

barum, and indeed, tish!

worth the effort :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:03, archived)

bet that confuses the postie...

nice one!

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:04, archived)

"Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Fibbonaci Street"

ah ah ah, todays show is brought to you by the numbers 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, ah ah ah...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)

*likes this*

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CowJam, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:12, archived)

hahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)

I pity the poor postie on PI street

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)

ah, cleverness

sorry to pry, but when you're posting an image do you have to post that little tv image with it, or do you have some fancy way to do it automatically?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)

Sadly, there's no auto-hat

you have to do it manually.

Press enter a load of times then post the image link.

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CowJam, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)

i like it

it reminds me of day of the tentacle

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:28, archived)

The TV or the fibonacci street?

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CowJam, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)

the tv

the fibonacci street makes me think of the tool song lateralus

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)

I like to pretend I know all about DOTT

but to be honest I spent a couple of hours watching a mate play it because I fucking hate point-and-click games

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CowJam, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)

i always give up about a quarter of the way through them

or cheat

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)

I tried the first episode of the new Sam n Max

and gave up after an hour of running round in circles getting frustrated.

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CowJam, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)

oh that's the 3-d looking one

not keen on them at all, 2-d or no-d.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)

It's been a while since i've done one of these

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:33, archived)

That's a bit fucking good

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)

only a bit

there's a lot of it that fucking annoys me
but i cba to change it now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)

ooooo, nice!

fuck it, i'm having an early one.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)

night Auntie Nicola

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:42, archived)

class

i wish i had the patience to learn how to/make these

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)

it's basically tracing

it's easy but time-consuming

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)

i've read a bit of some tutorials

all them layers made my head spin

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)

you should see some of my first efforts

two or three simple shapes on a plain background

if you have an image manipulation program that has a pen tool, have a play. simple strokes and fills are still the only things i use

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)

Hahahahaha

"two or three simple shapes on a plain background"... are you having a go at me? :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:04, archived)

Have you seen any of my triangle pics?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)

oh yes

they're great
i have often tried to ~~rip you off~~ use your stuff as inspiration

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)

I just meant, they're ONE simple shape on a plain background.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)

this was my first attempt, i couldn't even use the pen tool properly, and i am an impatient bastard

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)

jesus

that's about 5000% better than my first 20 efforts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)

about 45 mins is a long enough shop for me

i think this was about an hour, i can't remember too well, but i didn't enjoy it :(

i also have a habit of hitting a certain level at things and never getting better.

EDIT: i also remember posting it saying "it's a bit rubbish" and mr. horrible replied, "yes it is sht" hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)

Mr. Horrible kasto kasto krut

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)

i looked up kasto krut in the b3ta dictionary and i still don't know what it means

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)

Poligen ha!

Edit: I don't think anyone knows what it means. Klaus doesn't visit us now so we can't ask him.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:25, archived)

Your edges remind me of my attempts

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:34, archived)

i like this mu, i think i'll stick to the usual bollocks i do like EDGES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)

Fucking puffin

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:39, archived)

sweaty girl

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)

Hey /board

I've got an animated gif that's 3mb. How do I make it smaller?

I'm using imageready 7. Thanks.

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CowJam, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)

reduce the number of frames

reduce the colour palette
reduce the pixel size
if there are any cuts, use hard edits rather than fades

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)

How do I reduce the colour palette?

I've halved the number of frames, it's still 1.7MB. There's no transition effects but it's 24 frames of a scrolling scene, so each frame is quite different.
I 'saved for web' on each frame in the lowest jpeg setting.

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CowJam, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)

in imageready, under 'windows' there should be an optimisation palette

you get the standard adobe gif options which are applied to every frame
if it's a fast scroll you can get away with it being quite 'lossy' too
if you want to see lots of detail, you're going to struggle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)

Sorted, thanks.

Thanks to everyone else too.

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CowJam, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)

frame size?

I've done gifs where I've had to make the animation a lot smaller in window size than I would have liked, but once I've uploaded it usually looks fine

although I use a different program

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)

yeah

happytoast will often halve the pixel size, then double it up in html

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)

Yeah I do that too.

300px increased in html to 400px is usually fine.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)

Wait... what does

"I 'saved for web' on each frame in the lowest jpeg setting." mean? I thought it was a gif?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)

this^

my guess was it's a composite of photos made into an animation, but clarification would be useful

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)

All of the above, and

you can try turning up "lossy"... sometimes a very low setting makes a big difference to file size.
Also, take a look at the dither options. The less dither, the smaller the size.
One other weird thing, if you're not using transparency try unchecking it, sometimes it makes a big difference, although sometimes it actually increases the file size.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)

losspiss

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)

and scanlines...

don't forget scanlines.

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)

Pretty much a last resort.

They're never pretty are they.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:55, archived)

no...

unless it's supposed to look like it's on TV. Then it's perfect...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)

Barrier protection malfunction?

Seek Levonelle

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)

is this in code?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)

Very nice.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)

this is lovely...

chiaroscuro-tastic, in fact.

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)

i was captivated by the lovely underwater effects, and tried to replicate it
far too much effort, so i ended up with this ;)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)

I think you've caught the underwater light

really well...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:55, archived)

Haha

I like it, but I reckon I can see exactly what problems you have with it. It's almost like looking at something I've made myself.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)

there's so much colour depth in the source that i had real difficulties deciding what to keep in

then ball-ache trying to define my shapes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)

I sense your ball-ache my friend.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)

simply amazing

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FIEND, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)

this very good

although I thought at first it was a diplodocus dribbling on some hills at night

er, as you do

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)

cannot unsee

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FIEND, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)

that's what this pic is of

what else could it be?!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)

The history of the A-Team's Mr T

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)

ADD UNICORNS + COMPO IT

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:20, archived)

has anyone done a hulk hogan for this compo yet?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:28, archived)

Yes

b3ta.com/board/10384644

(User #86772, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)

grand

i was worried there for a while

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:28, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)

the plane! the plane!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)

have you pulled a flanbase face in front of anyone yet?

i'd hate to be stricken by "flantwitch" in public, it could be deemed as racist.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)

I pull the face when I'm shopping him sometimes.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)

imagine being jonesy

and being able to freetwitch whenever you like

fuck, that would be awesome

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)

the FlanBelm?

i pull that face at my brother quite often

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)

i do it through chinatown

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)

hahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)

Forget it, Rory. It's Chinatown.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:24, archived)

it fits so well with things

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:31, archived)

I concur.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)

perfect

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)

Only to my fiancee

She has no clue, though.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:12, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)

T da bomb, boi!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)

What's Mr. T's favourite yoghurt?

A Petit Filous!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)

Oh le bon spang!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)

yesssss

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)

Dekionplexis?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)

American Idol...

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)

where's barrysaurus when you need him?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)

With Boyle

that's not a biological impossibility...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:17, archived)

i looked like that last week

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)

I've had her

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)

Him.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)

*Prints*

*Cuts out*
*Glues over love doll´s face*

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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)

Fabulous.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)

Chiswick! Fresh horses!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)

One of Brian Blesseds' hundreds of love children.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:24, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvElQlGgPcs

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Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:26, archived)

hahaha...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)

Down Syndrome, down...what a dog

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:10, archived)

Its a Friday, Now, Give me all your money

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)

i'm glad i'm skint

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:30, archived)

no thanks to this fella

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

suicidal ghosts

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)

those oompa loompas look anaemic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)

kkkiban

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)

I'm so glad i'm mint...

NOW DRAW US A SODDING FISH!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)

i'm ill, i need sympathy, not badgering!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)

But everyone needs a good badgering!

* How about, Badger the Bullfrog?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)

maybe tomorrow

my pee pods are killing me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)

I know what I will be doing tomorrow...

It's Rachel Stevens birthday and I can't wait to knock one out first thing...

Did you see this mornings?

EDIT: so many to choose from?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)

nice basque!

i hadn't seen this morning's, but i have now.
also, do the basque one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)

yep, me too...

boracic I'm afraid.

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)

goonbase?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)

TAKE THAT, FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)

hahaha..what the crap is that guy supoosed to be =)

i like it though..happy friday to ya..
cheers duder....anyone remember that odd thing called
Murun buchstansanger?

(Sherbs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)

Now you mention it...

It does look a bit like Murun, although not as strange a colour.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:24, archived)

* Starts singing...

♫ I love you
♫ You love me
♫ We're a happy family...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)

You know you love it...

♫ With a great big hug
♫ and a kiss from me to you
♫ bla bla bla, be dooby doo...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)

i want to fill his purple suit with fire ants.

fire ants and radioactive beaver shit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)

Do you have stocks of all these?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)

i wish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)

posted for my 12-year-old niece, as i won't let her near this place.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)

hahahaha

i regularly show my 11 year old brother this place

he laughed his arse off at cockweasles and dekions pictures, which is cool and worrying at the same time.

EDIT: you do know you will be known as Auntie Nicola around here from now on

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)

my niece is a bit sheltered

i'm just trying to warp her slightly, so the real world won't come as such a terrible shock.
EDIT: yesh, i know :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)

just keep her off the crack and she'll be grand

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)

no worries there

she thinks coffee is dangerous

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)

it can be if you have too much

bowels go a bit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)

it buggers your kidneys up, too

which is why i can't drink it now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)

fuck

i know it's a diarrhetic but i didn't think it could do that, can tea do the same?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)

don't know

but if you suffer from water infections or kidney infections, or even thrush, avoid coffee.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)

*shivers*

i've never had any of them thank god

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)

i suffer with my kidneys

i haven't drunk coffee for a few weeks, got a kidney infection. it's a damn shame, i love coffee.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)

i had about 4 strong mugs today

Beauleys, good shit, i don't know if they have it in the UK though.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)

never heard of it

i love douwe egberts myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)

mmmmm egberts is quite nice

one to avoid is the bellarom gold from lidl, utter shite, i make mine in one of them plunger things and i can tell it's shit coffee when the froth isn't thick enough and has too many bubbles.

*sups can of bavaria*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)

bought that shit a while ago

gave my mum almost the entire jar.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)

ah, so it's not just me

one of my friends thought it was lovely, pffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)

no accounting for taste

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)

oh lool, i like this

i try to be pro-kiddy fuck jape (doesn't always work due to doobage booze japes)

you should show heem thus

youtu.be/jvlGtsPH-c4

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

yeah he saw that and loved it

i wouldn't worry, he's used to bad language and such , he's quite a grounded young chap, he just seems to get certain humour that kids his age wouldn't.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)

I don't swear infront of we ones, it's the code

butt i'll respect your judgement as a cunt lovin docta

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)

i'm terrible for it

he uses fuck a good bit and cunt sometimes, but only around family, he's not like a little wild yobbo you'd see hanging a shopping mall, damn youngsters these days.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)

charlie won't even write swearwords

as you can tell by the asterisks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)

all in good time

all in gooood tiiiiiime, MWAHAHAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)

hopefully

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)

*bookmarks*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)

you mean *reports*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)

no, the Auntie Nicola bit.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

well what a fine citizen you are

REPORT ME!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)

Nice one, Charlie!

and well done Aunty Nicola for posting it...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)

one of these days

i'll have to dig out some of the other weird stuff she's drawn for me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)

she'll definitely be

a future b3tan, I reckon...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)

i wouldn't be a bit surprised :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)

The interwebs iz safe now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

i've heard that one before

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)

sweet pink fuckjapes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

sweet, maybe

but less of the pink

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)

barrysauras FTW!

woo yeah lol!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)

i may get her to do the adventures of barrysaurus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)

well i for one would be willing

to ~~pay for that at a shop~~ d/l the pdf!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)

they're off school a lot this month

so she'll be bored. watch this space!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)

C'mon Barry!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:39, archived)

Cosmic Muffin Man

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tubaman, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:10, archived)

Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?

edit: You could make more money as a butcher.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)

i know him

he lives down drury lane

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)

THE WAIT IS OVER THE WAIT IS OVER

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)

Commanding you to

freak out!

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

YAY

Sheik Jerbouti and his chrome spatula.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)

Zircon encrusted

Tweezers!

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tubaman, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

i thought he was a man!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)

Nope. He was a muffin.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)

crazy coincidence..seeing this just after i put my old Zappa t~shirt on..
Zappa would be proud of ya for this =) holy

(Sherbs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)

I heartily approve of this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)

Poor Polyphemus...

He can't do those 'magic eye' things either.

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:54, archived)

poor bugger

*empathises*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)

I know...

it's rotten luck really.

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)

those seats

aren't designed for the chunkier mythical being, either

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)

Indeed...

They charged him double, the gits!

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:03, archived)

what?

no concessions for being a couple of thousand years over 65?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:04, archived)

He forgot his bus pass as proof...

silly creature.

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:07, archived)

no pockets in the average loincloth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:09, archived)

heheh...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:12, archived)

hahahahaha

*clicks hard* hahahahaha this is a winner

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FIEND, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)

aw....cheers, matey!

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)

credit given where credits due

hahaha i have tears from laughing at him in 3d glasses.

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FIEND, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:03, archived)

that was the bit I enjoyed making the most...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:04, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)

My one-eyed monster is going blind too.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:10, archived)

pfft!

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:12, archived)

can't imagine why....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)

you can and do

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)

you know me so well

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:17, archived)

Hahaha FTW

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)

thanks, man...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)

Hahahaha that's superb.

First pic of this challenge that I've really liked.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)

new challenge?

where the fuck did that week go?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)

glad you liked it!

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)

Haha :D

Ace, plus click

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Mex3 =mememe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)

cheers!

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)

i empathise with him

i am in a similar situation, only 1 working eye - so i'll never see a 3d film, ever...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:24, archived)

It did occur to me when I made this

that they must be lots of people in the same situation.
Hope I haven't offended...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)

Not at all old boy

It's a good gag :)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)

I love this

and I, too, have a similar problem......lazy eye = no binocular vision = can't see 3D stuff. I feel his pain. :)

(ninja chinchilla, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)

hahah

that really looks and sounds like kermode!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)

teehee! I was considering making a version

with the two of them in conversation on the Late Review...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)

You must live in my brain I was just thinking this same thing the other day

but never got around to do anything about it - you did it a lot better than I imagined it (clickies)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)

haha... it's happened to me, too

the b3ta hive-mind strikes again... and thanks!

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)

Gratz on the FP well deserved especially anything to do with HarryHausen

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:14, archived)

ta! and three cheers for Harryhausen :D

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)

haha

www.vimeo.com/4214731

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:34, archived)

that's superb!

...those skeletons are an indelible childhood memory. I loved his stuff so much, and would sit through any film just to see his animations.

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)

King Kong was my all time best inspiration also Mighty Joe Young

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)

It's a sailboat!

/ac

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:45, archived)

pfft!

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enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

^ This^

...for the win.
*click*

(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)

ta very much!

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enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)

cheers, herman:D

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enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

Guildford Odeon ... Pfft!

Nice gag fella.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:30, archived)

thanks!

it's an easy commute to London, you see...

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enceladus, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)

hahahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:14, archived)

Bathroom Thoughts

More at www.piecomic.com

(dredgeups, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:27, archived)

I've always found that the bad thing about toilet spray is that after you're done, it smells like shit and toilet spray

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)

You breathe it in and it coats your tongue with shit and orange flavor.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)

I imagine this is how jaffa cakes came to be

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)

very true...

that Neutradol stuff isn't so bad, though. It gets rid of smells rather than masking them.
Christ, I sound like an advert for the stuff, now.

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)

it's where i like to eat my oranges

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:40, archived)

Apparently...

Oranges are the only things that taste the same being eaten, as being yakked-up.

I'd rather my bathroom not remind me of such matters. :)

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:28, archived)

haha...

nice style, too.

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)

heh heh (sorry)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)

IMCHOKED!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:59, archived)

COWBOY POPE \o/

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)

Cowboy Pope

Sweet as a choirboy's cheeks.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)

uh uh uh uh uh

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:52, archived)

uh uh uh uh uh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:09, archived)

Haha. You've just reminded me of a band I used to hear.

The good old stoner days of pre-interrnet music.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5KObm6Qm-0

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:16, archived)

Reminds me a little of King Missile

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

Is it Easter yet?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:17, archived)

Back off man!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:19, archived)

fuck be yonder

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:28, archived)

oh yes

i love these animations, you must have tons so far

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)

Too many...and I trash the old ones if they suck.

(This one will probably end up there as well.) :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

hahaha...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)

humunahumunahumuna...........

Y E S !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)

you can't argue with SCIENCE!

Big print and protest version for anyone in the USofA who fancies waving it at the Phelps mentals

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:14, archived)

ha ha ace

So glad you annotated the Cock and Balls too! :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)

that's for those damn straights!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)

Damn tootin

Them straights wouldn't know what a cock was if it slapped them in the face.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)

I read that as 'animated'

and proceeded to stare at the cock and balls for a good couple of minutes waiting to see what moved.

You bastard.

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

hahahahaha*breathes*hahahahahaha

sorry for making you a bit gey.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)

Thank you for pointing out that he poointed it out, because I was going to point out how much i appreciated it as well.

Or something

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:19, archived)

as a faggot I find this erotic

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:27, archived)

hahaha

chaps man looks terribly proud

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that's the best thing i've seen in ages, i think you should sent it to them as fan art.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:46, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)

Haha!

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:49, archived)

This is fantastic

you sir deserve a medal for services to B3ta

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)

"I like this"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:18, archived)

I've never said "lol". Never.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:18, archived)

:-O He said it again!

(MrTrick, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)

I thought the Germans invented those.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:27, archived)

I wish someone hadn't invented them.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)

hahaha!

wonderful...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:54, archived)

^this

ace

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)

May $DEITY burn my optical receptors out. :(

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)

Christ, we have practically the same handwriting. I even do the same exclamation marks.

(Dangeresque, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:34, archived)

Thanks god!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)

I feel a bit more gay today

Thanks! :-D

(McChinaman banned, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 3:06, archived)

Are you gay happytoast

(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)

Hahaha fantastic

This actually makes me want to read the bible to see what other neat stuff he invented

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

He didn't!

Satan did.

*Wins every argument, godfearing Christian God(good)/Satan(bad) style. Flawless Bibel victory!*

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Sun 10 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)

I hate to shatter anyone's illusions but all chaps are crotchless and assless

(Speshal, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)

sorry to shatter your illusions but this is a humour website and not governed by facts or costume accuracy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:12, archived)

1100 x 3000 pixels isn't big enough for a placard

properly size it, because it will be used, GO BIG, ps. i think i love you, but no i ain't gay. tho i have snogged a bloke or two and will BURN ON THE END OF SATAN'S FOETID PENIS FOR ETERNITY and all that shizzle oh if there was a god these people would die pre-birth

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:04, archived)

Just...

...fucking beautiful.

(LadyTramp79 Left a bit, right a bit..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:53, archived)

Thought of this after eavesdropping in a posh Edinburgh pub last night.

Click for bigger (424 kb)
A rather drunk old actor mis-remembering one of his jobs.

(skyeman Doesn't live on Skye., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

Which pub?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

This is not getting the attention it deserves IMHO

Woo, Yay, Hoopla etc

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

Thank you sir.

(skyeman Doesn't live on Skye., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)

Hahahahahaha

You'll probably get a 2-post ban for this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)

I'll have a ris please bob

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)

the man is wayne rooney (a footballer), he's ugly like shrek and recently swore into a tv camera after doing a goal

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)

I know those facts

but feel I am still missing the point of Shrek and Donkey being behind the camera

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)

hmm now i think of it i'm a bit confused too

interestingly i went past a sign today for the rissingtons, it's a place in the uk

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)

i think he is winking at him because he fancies him

so rooney is telling shrek to fuck off.

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FIEND, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)

seems a bit hasty, beggars can't be choosers an' all that

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

it's not that far from me.

but i've never thought of its RIS connection until you just said.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)

Apparently Rooney said, "What? What? Fucking what?" or similar.

In herman's pic, he's saying it in response to a cheeky wink from the cameraman, who happens to be Shrek.
Donkey is there because Eddie Murphey's contract stipulates that he has to be in every scene.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

here's a nice Wayne Rooney video (mit all seeing eye japes)

1:05

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnNoENZjVpU

EXPLAIN THAT INTERNET

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)

ummm...it just seemed like a good thing to draw/graff at the time?

Reminds me a few weeks back I was sat in the pub when a mate rang to give me a postcode, and I did that old trick of peeling a beermat to get a clean surface to write the number down. I then spent the rest of the conversation doodling on the remainder of the mat and I drew one of those masonic set-square V things (amongst other odd spikey shapes and 5 pointed stars((which I ALWAYS end up doodling))) It was only when I came back from the bogs a bit later I saw the barman clearing the table and studying the sketchedpad-beermat, then giving me a very odd look combined with a sort of "knowing nod" as I left... All very odd and easy to see how loony stuff spreads.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

the next time you go to that pub you'll be ushered off into a secret room full of whores and top quality booze

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

Nah, the Conservative Club is NEXT door

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:14, archived)

Yes, symbols have a way of making their way into most places.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FIEND, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)

BIGGAR

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)

Ninety nine well loved balloons

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

he's shitting bloons!

that would have made Up very unpleasant

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

Ass balloons.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)

hahahahahahah!

I dare not ask if he can make balloon animals...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)

sphincter gymnastics

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

wasn't that an event at the Indian commonwealth games?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 1:41, archived)

Is he doing a one handed, hand-stand..

to show off his multi-coloured hemorrhoids?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

Luftballons

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

assballoons or cockballoons?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)

there's only one way to find out...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)

F I G H T !

EDIT: B E E R - T I E M - E V E R Y O N E !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)

That's it Stouffer, you help Smee

you help Smee

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:05, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)

more Ball-loons

botty-balloons look very different

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

Bollock-oons.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)

Patent that name NOW!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)

fly sweet, ass surfer

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

illustration of the hemorrhoids ?

(Wespel fried french., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)

classic anal hovering posture

wonderful sphincter control
excellent range of colours

9.0 9.0 8.9 9.0 9.0

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)

What's he going to do when Helium runs out?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)

bump his head

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)

Bloons!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:16, archived)

Q&D

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

hehe

i thought he was more of a pipe sort of guy

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)

Sad they never make it to Europe

I'd love to hold a sign saying "...but he's quite partial to Hamlet Cigars."

P.S. God Hates Figs

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)

So that's how clouds are made.

Danke

Also
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/god_gives_jade_goody_cunt_cansaa.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)

I don't understand this, please use the correct words.

~~LAUGHS~~ LOLS

* So be the word of the Rob

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)

Sorry, I have to ask...

Is that you?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)

My eyes

Can't stop watching.

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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)

SITTING IN HIS CUNTSHED NOT LOL'ING

THE FUCKING INTERNET CUNT, EH?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

When rob thinks something is funny

he types NONLOL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

hahaha

i mean.....nah, i won't

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)

Redneck Signmaker Dies of Cancer...God is filled with glee.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)

Soon...

we hope.

2 things I always think every time I see the Phelps woman:

If your entire existence is based upon enacting the bible's every word as truth and the absolute rejection of all science and empirical evidence against it's teachings in favour of your blind faith and prayer.

1. Get off the fucking TV and Internet and

2. You're a woman, the bible says very clearly 'Shut the FUCK up!'

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)

I know it's a cliche

but I can't help thinking that guy is probably a heavily repressed homosexual. I mean, why else would it occupy his entire world-view to such an extent? The Bible doesn't make a big deal out of it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)

It's been proven that Christ died on the cross with an erection.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)

WTF!!?

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)

I read it on Richard Littlejohn's blog, also there was a picture of him being sucked off by a black youth.

Most spicy.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)

Like this?

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)

Still ballin

sfw (naht)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/richard_littlejohn_still_ballin_littlejohn_black_porn_fiasco_cloaca.jpg

spotify:track:1rneFXNLslXPCo92Chdc23 (Still Ballin' - Nitty Remix (Explicit) by 2Pac)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

they hung the turin shroud over it like a towel rail is what I heard

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)

"Lead us not into tentation"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)

for thine is the glory hole, for ever and ever

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

"Give us this day, our daily head"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)

FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)

They carbon dated his spunk, the results were highly erotic.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)

they made a picture of it that looked like mother theresa's face is what I heard

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)

I've just a wickedbad idea for a gay prono.

An all-male bukkake where christ is jazzed over by his disciples.

With your media connections you can make this happen.

I believe in you.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)

a) I bet it already exists

and b) you're confusing me with someone who has done well out of b3ta and who isn't sat wondering if pizza hut are hiring evening staff

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)

Less time on here, more time being a corporate cocksucker.

SUCCESS AWAITS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

I read that as "they carbonated his spunk"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)

salty cream soda soda stream for the mother fucking win

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)

i recognise that cross

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)

sweet jebus japes (signing stuff looks gay, ignore that)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)

I just can't weigh it all up

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)

I was walking down the road earlier today carrying beer and I thought of something that I consider to be quite profound.

It goes thusly;

Life is a balance of you imposing your will upon it
and others imposing their will upon you.

Also, did you sort out that R4DS?

:P

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:31, archived)

Yus

I did. I still no idea if the effort was in any way appreciated tho.

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

I think it's safe to say that the majority of hatred toward homosexuals

is based on jealousy and the person not being able to admit to being gay (or just having mild feelings) themselves.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

Plus, they get all the cock.

Save some of that sweet meat for us norms.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)

im sure i saw him once with an 'i am what i am' placard

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

That's Popeye.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

HAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)

Or...

www.bigsibling.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/phelpskane.jpg

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..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)

I'm strong to the finish with me eucharist spinach

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)

You are probably right.

Though, watching that Louis Theroux show on them, I did feel that they have something of a point in that their reading of the Bible with God as a jealous scary monster, rather than a loving thing, does seem to be what the Old Testament actually says.

They ignore the bits about love, whereas other Christians seem to ignore the bit about fear.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)

Niceone:D

(herman:D, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)

ha ha ha!

this!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)

(jabells, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)

im super cerial

al goooore

(jabells, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)

in english, please?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

south park

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)

"I failed math and science."

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)

I'm getting a clue right now

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

A raging clue?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:11, archived)

mebbe

i want that new Beastie Boys album, right fucking now

oh yeah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)

Because you can't, you won't, and you don't stop.

Dek iza rockin' tha sure shot!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)

Did you see this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBa5qp9sUOY

That track is mega crunchy.

Also I'm actually listening to Sure Shot right now, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)

one small step for manbearmoonpig

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

to push that image down - have the newsletter

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue474/

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rob, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)

Ohh nice

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)

Keep pushing...I can still see his head!

Bring out your long ones! (heh heh)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)

^ Ball bags!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)

LONGER!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)

like childbirth

but backwards...

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)

anudda sweet jape

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)

LOL

Cheers rob

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)

^_^

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)

yay!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)

hurrah!

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)

I did that cognitive dissonance test in the newsletter.

The answer scared me by summing up the last four years of my life.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)

After taking that test, it turns out that I'm a replicant.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)

And I'm a yiffer

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)

Question 1 was:

1. Are you a yiffer? [ ]-Yes [ ]-No

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

You're a bit premature Rob, It's not Beer Tiem yet?

~~premature~~ immature

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)

What all this lol thing today, I've been hard at it, have I missed some news?

please explain

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)

minor soundbite from rob inevitably gets out of control

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12893416

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)

Good Gravy!!!! Are we on the BBC? *looks round*

No-one told me... I haven't done my hair!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)

"Ha Ha"

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)

Didn't he choose not to?

"..Whether tis nobler in the internet to suffer
The loudest cries of FAIL and Noob
Or to fwap for three long hours
and by ignoring them -- spluff?"

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)

Poor Lol

I bet he even got airbrushed out of his own passport photo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

LOL

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)

Bonkers nan is bonkers

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)

time to get my wank on :)

(waxdart hello., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)

My Great Uncle Lawrence was known as Lol all his life

ironically he never laughed once or ever made anyone else laugh that we can remember.

This story contains traces of bitter resentment over a will.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)

haha!

or do I mean pfft?

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enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)

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