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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)

She stood in line to get a ticket to see him play...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:48, archived)

He plays for tips !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)

She looks like she could have perfect tips to me.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)

She does look a bit tipsy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)

I feel a bit tipsy with joy myself......

I'v just got tickets for Zappa plays Zappa in November...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)

That should be outrageous . . . I once saw Frank and Band in the round at Circle Star Theatre

Waaaaaaaay back when !

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_Star_Theater

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFjYRzq6P98&feature=player_embedded#at=42

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)

Woo, you saw the big man himself you lucky so and so......

Did you think it was a good gig at the time....
I saw Zappa plays Zappa a couple of years ago, and it was one of those gigs where you just went wow from the first couple of cords into it, it was a great night indeed....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

At the time it was most bizarre ! He started the show by

explaining how he spent most of the previous night hanging out with the hotel staff where he was staying . . . totally wild !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

Haha.... there's not many musicians could get away with doing that....!

I think he was one of the few where you would sit there quite happyly hanging onto ever word....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)

He said that he had some special fun with the laundry crew and the dishwashers

in the back alley . . . fun times indeed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

Haha......

I thought he would have known better after his moral tale of the jazz discarge party hats...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:42, archived)

You know it !

Send those pants up here!
Heres some more!
Okay, good-good!
Traditional cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! work these!

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)

It's like crunching an eclair.... ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:54, archived)

That's an impresive aray of stars on that wiki list...

Is that the gig you were actualy at on the you tube clip?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)

Yeah . . . extremely radical !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)

Thought you would have left a comment on it shouting....

"Yeah .... I was there".....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)

I was feeling "invisable" . . . man !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

It'd be a great way of getting into gigs for free.....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)

Cock her

with your guitar shaped schlong.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)

Rock out with your tuning head out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)

Don't tell me what to do!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:36, archived)

You know that I know that you know what to do !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)

................uhh..............................rock her?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:52, archived)

Do as you choose !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:56, archived)

Is it safe?

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:19, archived)

hahahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)

hahahahahahha! brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuouch !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:25, archived)

Ive never been a fan of him - he's no freebase

but this is excellent usage of him

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)

Hahaha! Perfect!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)

Wow well spotted!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)

Hahahaha

that's great

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)

Open wide......!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:48, archived)

Top shop sirrah!

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Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:48, archived)

Sadistic bastard!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha

(herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)

This is all i can think of when i see this picture

GORD BLESS YA

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)

EDIT:B ^EE ^RT _{I ^EM ^!}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

>:(

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)

I just went out for beer*

but now I'm back at my desk :(

*a meeting, or so we told everyone else in the office

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:05, archived)

Haha

This is all I can think of when I see her new coat of arms
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

uk.news.yahoo.com/19/20110419/img/pwl-britain-royal-wedding-8-9fed21aeac9a.html

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

There was an advert for a programme about her side of the family

and i think the general theme was LOL POOR PEOPLE LOL LOOK AT THEIR SHIT HOUSES!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)

yeh - I got that too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)

yeah

and those poor people wondering where their invite to the wedding was.

bloody poor people.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:05, archived)

mine must have been lost in the post

the POOR post

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)

Poor people haven't contributed to the cost of the wedding through taxes

so they don't get invites

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)

gawd that's an awful coat of arms.

looks like my old school crest

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:12, archived)

The blue ribbon signifies a "maiden"

...yeah...right...

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)

Well I'd watch the wedding if she looked like that....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)

Click for bigger

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)

STANNAH LIFTS ARE GO!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)

ahahahahahahahaha

make this fp size !!!!!! truly wonderful shoppering as per.

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FIEND, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)

Your wish is my command!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)

YES!

Oh yes!

Also:

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)

EJECT!

This rules! *click*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)

LAZERBEAK

EJECT

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)

hahaha

I hope that eject button's been disabled :D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)

hah - ace

poor retard pilots

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)

hahaha nice work

who was it that did the outdoor stairlift with the open-mouthed lion at the top?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)

Hahaha that sounds great.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

pfffft you big silly

In similar news I have downloaded all 5gb of a flightsim last night and I am soooooo getting my airplane-geek on this evening :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)

Houston . . . we have a profit !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)

Reminds me of a scene of Gremlins

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)

pfffft!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

That chair

Looks like it'll only just clear that wall-light

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

top shop sir!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)

Awww this is fabulous!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:12, archived)

Nicely done!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)

Don't pull the red handle..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:52, archived)

Wonderful!

^
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^ (this way please mods)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

Hahaha

:DDD

(herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)

Speaking of Carmen Electron

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)

*spluffs*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

For gods sake man

Don't get ~~water~~ liquid near it.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)

Ah, it's only nitrogen.

If it had a few more protons and neutrons, however...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)

'sexy' boom?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)

You'll get splashed in hot, salty liquid.

(The salt being caustic soda, no less).

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)

CRIKEY! *dons rubber gloves*

and takes everything else off

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)

^ Needs more "Link to Norks"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)

Can't do that

but here's a link to Ernest Rutherford who proposed that model of an atom
4.bp.blogspot.com/-G-CSqYPFgdg/TY1aib63wtI/AAAAAAAAABU/z2c9lxfhVIk/s1600/ernest%2Brutherford.jpg

and here's one to Margaret Rutherford, who didn't propose a model of the atom.
www.britishcinemagreats.com/Actors_page/margaret_rutherford/images_full/rutherford_3.jpg

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)

He has a nice bushy tash...

EDIT: And she does...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)

*co-valencies*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)

I hope you cleaned it up

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)

To think I do this stuff for work...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)

*drools*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)

I was annoyed they turned it into black-and-white in the paper.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)

*jumps to a higher energy level*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)

Howabout you and me form an orbital some time...?

There are no funny science jokes.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)

Ghost Electron is giving me wood.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)

my brain hurts

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)

Try this then.

pubs.rsc.org/en/content/articlelanding/2010/dt/b927522c

Welcome to my world...
(One of my best papers, that)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)

heterosexual anime what....?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)

More anime!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

I saw the new remastered dragonball Kai when i was in japan

Its quite impressive how excessively stuff like blood was edited out of the UK / cartoon network version i saw several years ago

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

what in the name of chuff

is a Dzyaloshinskii-Moriya interaction?

(prostheses, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)

You're a homometallic ...

I just want that in my a/c for future use.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)

I'm positive...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)

Baaaa....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)

"Arn't you a little short for a giraffe?"

ace :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)

and...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)

hahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)

the faces of the damned tatooed into his kneecaps

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)

But you can't see his/her knees?

They are under the wool. Do you mean his/her wrists?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)

Ugliest iPod ever.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)

Why the sheepish gurn ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)

I for one welcome our new Girreep overlordss

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a giraffe?

A woolly...giraffe

As a vaguely compo-related TJ, this is quite good:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gINYDbPYEK0

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)

At least his earring isn't on the gay side.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)

Hahaha.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)

been done?

(i_satan, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)

Haha! I like this :)

He's still alive in Peru, I'm sure of it!

Though he was visiting Europe last month

twitpic.com/2n0syd

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)

I was thinking along the same lines

Woo!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)

Ha ha ha, very good

he is not the only one with a birthday today

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha aces.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)

Edit: You filthy ninja!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)

I R SOLJA

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)

He needs to know that

The choice to join the services was his, and that the way soldiers are required to work is by obeying orders, whether or not they like or agree with them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)

also, getting shot doesn't necessarily make you a "hero"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)

I believe the adage is that dead soldiers

are failures.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)

nor is being a member of the armed forces in general

most of the time, it means you're too thick to do a proper job

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)

That's hardly fair.

I'm sure there are some there who are in it because they are psychopathic bastards.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)

And a couple of Royals who get in on both clauses.

Badum tish.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)

Nah man, I were workin' at a supermarket, beep, beep, beep

the army made me into a proper person, like, taught me how to hack someone's head off with a bayonet, innit, but it's, like, my leadership skills that have made me the person I am, like, today...being able to think about something and say, like, this is what we're going to do

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)

"See - that's what they teach you in the army: respect."

"Aye Mr Partridge, Sor. Well - that n' killin'."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)

All of what she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

As a member of HM Armed Forces

he can't fucking vote anyway

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)

I thought they were allowed that.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)

Nah

They could, conceivably, vote out the government that sent them to war, so they're not allowed

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)

They can vote. It's all covered under the 2000 Representation of the People Act. Soz for the boring facts getting in the way and all that.

(philip normal, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)

Really?

It's all my (now ex-) army mates talked about...possibly before 2000, now I think about it...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)

Meanwhile: Cowboy Pope pulls levers behind a curtain.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)

oh yes

super clicks

also fighting in Libya to protect the slaughter of protesters yet not the protesters being slaughtered in greater numbers in Bahrain

nothing to do with protecting the investment contracts and oil industry connections build over the last decade in Libya, no sir

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

Little bit of politics.

Nicely put.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)

Back to Basics

Seeing as skiing in Germany is soon to be off the available career options...

(philip normal, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)

He really is deliberately made up to look like a real-life version of Action Man, isn't he?

I reckon if you turn him around you'll find a switch on the back of his head that makes him to the "Eagle eye" action.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)

His 'Gripping Hands'

make him very popular with the laydeez.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

Or at least if not "very popular"

"unassailable"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)

Shame his blue swimming trunks are bonded to his skin

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)

'cos I'm Mister Briiiiightsiiiide

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)

Did he buy those sunglasses in Hoxton?

/kill all hipsters blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)

He picked them up

whilst running over single speed cyclists in his tank

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)

To be fair

Running over any cyclist in a tank is an honourable and worthy thing to do - single speed or no.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)

There is not, nor will there ever be, an excuse for a fixie bike.

Other than to broadcast, beyond peradventure, to the world that one is an unholy arsehead.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)

"I like this"

Spent a most entertaining afternoon the other day reading posts by cyclists explaining why they should not only be allowed to jump red lights, but also how if they hit a pedestrian it's the pedestrian's fault in the first place. I'd quite happily crush the entire lot beneath articulated tank treads, then reverse over their twitching, lycra-clad bodies.

Incidentally, cyclist hatred seems very fashionable these days. Isn't it about time you switched sides?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)

Does it help that I used to be a cyclist until I got run over by a tank?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)

I ride my bike far more often than I drive, as I don't have a car

...which means nothing to these people. As soon as you make the slightest suggestion that they should take some sort of responsibility for hurtling around on an oversized child's toy, they scream bloody murder: "Car drivers are mean! Cabbies are mean! White van drivers try to kill us on a daily basis! Therefore we should have carte blanche to run down pedestrians as we like, because cycling is the greenest form of transport!"

/argument condensed for the sake of clarity

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)

Indeed. If you can't hack the behaviour of other road users

Don't use it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)

No no no, you just don't understand

Car, van and lorry drivers make the road unsafe for cyclists, that's why they have to jump red lights and make crossings unsafe for pedestrians

It's their god-given right. Because cycling is green.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)

One of the tossers actually called me a cunt cos I was waiting at a red light

Grrr!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)

While using a pelican crossing on the green man this morning

I still had to dodge some dippy bint who was far too important to stop at a red light

Though of course that would be my fault, for having the temerity to be a pedestrian

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)

Clothes line em!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)

If the weather had been "changeable"

I would have had my trusty long umbrella with me, which is perfect for spokes

Sadly it was nice and sunny today, so I only had a pair of shades :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)

Playing cards in the spokes on me BMX were good...

Try playing cards to the FACE

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)

I used to have playing card on the spokes of my bike.

* Brrroooooommmmm....

I also use to lean out of the passenger window of my mates car and give cyclists a dead leg as we drove past...

^ True story

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)

Seen this one?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=81oPQ4TZLEQ&feature=related

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)

No that's going to hurt in the morning...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)

Coke can to the back of the head.

Preferrably full.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)

i cycled for ages in london

while at college there, i only ever had one incident of a car being idiotic.

i also had a ticket from a police man for standing on my pedal and scooting my bike along the pavement outside liverpool street station.

the cunt.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)

I get to cycle across Archway junction

which has to be about the most dangerous bit of road for a cyclist within the M25, but I find as long as you've got a sense of awareness and you signal clearly to the other traffic, even white vans will let you through when you need to change lanes.

You were well unlucky to get a cycling ticket though, that's almost unheard of. My missus got stopped by a copper for jumping a red light a while back, but she just cried at him until he let her off

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)

They're busting cyclists quite a lot in central, because cyclists are a bunch of absolute wankers.

I actually heard one protesting at a copper the other day "Oh come on it's not like it's a real crime, is it?!" the twat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)

i paid the fine

and wrote a letter of complaint to his commanding officer stating that the ticket clearly indicated that it was a motoring vehicle ticket and that i thought the officers actions were heavy handed and over the top and lodged an official complaint against the officer.

i never did get the fine back, but hopefully pissed fo the officer and any promotion that he may have been up for.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)

As long as it stopped you cycling on a pedestrian area, or jumping red lights, then it's OK.

What the name of the type of ticket was is irrelevent.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)

A Vagabond... a couple of scenarios.

Pedestrian crossing on red man, hit by cyclist going through green light. Where does the fault lie? How about when both the pedestrian and the cyclist are on a red light? My friend was hit on his bike last week by a taxi driver going through a red light. Is it possible that a small percentage of human beings are willing to risk going through a red light, whatever type of transport they're using? That your hatred of cyclists is perhaps a teeny bit irrational?

Here is an indisputable fact for you: If overnight, 50% of road traffic was suddenly bikes, everyone would be safer; the pedestrians, the remaining car drivers and the cyclists alike. Admittedly, they wouldn't be as safe as if those 50% had become pedestrians, but even if a small percentage of the cyclists ran red lights the roads would still be safer than they are now. It is basic physics that cars are heavy and move fast whereas bikes are light and move relatively slowly, that is why there should be different rules (or shall we just have the same set of rules from everything from a microscooter to a supertanker?).

The car drivers would also get to work quicker (therefore becoming less stressed) and they might not feel the need to spend the valuable third of their lives in which they don't have to work or sleep repeating Clarkson's tired patter about cyclists, speed cameras, the speed limit, etc etc. The world would be a better place. Just admit it.

(Pete_G, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)

If, overnight, 50% of road traffic were suddenly bikes

That would be the day I bought a tank

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)

Hilarious Jeremy. Don't blow all the good material before the next series though.

(Pete_G, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)

I don't know if you're talking to me or replying to yourself

but your tired, tired, tired moaning about "car drivers" and Jeremy Clarkson is a complete load of arse. See above - I ride a bicycle, I don't own a car and yet I *still* think that the majority of London cyclists should be ground down into some sort of soothing pink powder to ease the discomfort of sweaty testicles.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)

If, overnight, 50% of road traffic were suddenly bikes

Think about all the dead legs I could give out!

* Also, the motorbike test is a load harder than a car test because they are 'More Dangerous'. Having said that a major percentage of motor bike accidents are cause by twat car, van, truck and bus drivers (and the odd Badger)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)

So ... because someone else broke the law, it's OK for you to?

I see. So because I was mugged, it's OK for me to burgle someone?

FFS give it a rest - if you can't handle the road you shouldn't be on it - end of story.

If a pedestrian crosses on a red man and you hit him it's still your fault, because the pedestrian has right of way always, except on the motorway.

You'd know that if you'd ever read the highway code.

The world would be a better place if everyone laid down their arms and planted flowers in the barrels of all the guns.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)

Hahahahaha

the highway code doesn't apply to cyclists!

silly Vagabond

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)

What is

this then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)

Reading through the 'Advanced Hand Signals' section, I was surprised to see this!

* Although I have been known to use this.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)

Why is it always WOO in your responses?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)

sorry, where in my post did I suggest I run red lights? I'm saying that there should be a bit of proportion in the punishment. Currently, a pedestrian who runs across a junction gets a dressing down if caught. A cyclist might get a ticket, and a car driver might lose their license. Makes sense. Leave the law like that. I'm in no way arguing that cyclists are above the law, but it's just common sense that a car with momentum 1000kg *10m/s=10000kgm/s can do more damage than a bike with 75kg*5m/s =375kgm/s, so you should have correspondingly severe rules for breaking the rules. Or would you favour a Saudi system of punishment for everything else as well as cycling misdemeanours? No shades of grey, you're either on the side of good and righteousness or you aren't. Off with your hand.

Also, you can't possibly be suggesting that no car drivers or pedestrians behave badly in London can you emvee? Some people are dicks, get used to it. You notice them and the good cyclists blend into the scenery (or don't, because they have lots of flashing lights and hi vis on, but you get my point).

(Pete_G, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)

*re-iterates point about pedestrians having right of way*

though I did see a cyclist the other day jump off his bike at the crossroads, walk it across the red light and then remount on the other side...none of which I have a problem with

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)

I don't drive, I cycle every day, yet I agree with this.

There are far too many wankers about, on both four wheels AND two.

And I'll willingly include myself in with this, I'm not above criticism. The only thing I CAN say with honesty is that I've never run a light, gone on the path, or gone on the wrong side of the road, all of which I see morons doing just about every day, whilst screeching invective at motorists who get justifiably annoyed at this quite suicidal behaviour.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)

^ all of this

well said, sir

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)

Arf!

Good work, that man!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)

As a self-righteous cyclist, I agree with all of the above ^

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)

*Runs to Colchester*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)

is as explosive diahorrea is to Essex

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)

verbal or poo?

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)

I live in Colchester

I've not had him though

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)

Deri Air magazine ad circa 1959

Saul Bass owed Lew a favour over an incident with a stewardess at Titus's Pant's Kitty Kat Lounge

EDIT: cheers for the comments

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)

Nicely, nicely.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

not only is he an excellent Artist and a Master Sculptor...

He's also a bloody ace Graphic Designer too!!!

How many hats? :)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)

^this

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)

Corks!

That pic you did the other day was bloody good as well. Keep it up etc.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)

I used to do a little, but the little wouldn't do, and so the little got more and more ...

I just keep trying to get a little better; just a little better than before ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)

^ make more sense little engine!

it's probably a lyric or something isn't it?
Now, if only there were some electronic means of being able to search that. Like across a whole bunch of different networks... One day, perhaps.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)

He's been dancing with Mr Brownstone again.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)

I do so hope that's not a euphamism

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)

God bless your tiny little cottons, JPG.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

ha ha

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)

link

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)

I get up around seven, get out of bed around NEIN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)

I don't worry 'bout nothing

cos worrying's a waste of my thyme*

*you see - when I worry, I tend to shred small herbs...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)

gotta get down to the bus stop

gotta catch my bus, i see my friends
its friday, friday
gotta get down on friday

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)

then it's Saturday and the day after that it's Sunday

inspiring lyrics, and ones which I think we can all learn a little about ourselves from

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)

Needs more Craig David.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)

You gots style

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)

The Girl with the Golden Arse!

Excellent :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)

noice...

very noice

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)

Nicely done

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)

That's a click right there

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)

Nice clean lines and retro.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)

What are you having?

i've had a cheese and ham salad deli roll, scotch pie, tea and a hot cross bun. i'm to full for my seabrooks salt and vinegar so i'll save them for later.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)

mass produced sausage roll

and a bottle of Lucozade.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

sausage rolls are often disappointing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

indeed

mass market ones are shit and have all the appeal of a meaty dogturd wrapped in cardbaord.

however, if you can find a good place that makes them on site, and they get it right, they are fucking lovely.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

agreed

the cheap ones are much better if heated in an oven, but cold they are rank

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

To make it worse

I had it cold.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)

I feel for you brother

did it have gristly bits and stick to your teeth?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)

What he does out of work hours is up to him.

Oh, sausage rolls...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)

pffft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)

It's made the roof of my mouth decidedly greasy

and it did have the odd knuckle in it.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)

So... much... innuendo...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)

This was the meaty dogturd type

but I've been wokring for eight hours and was restricted to the local petrol station. Only another six hours left.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

some ham rolls, crisps, a shitty sausage roll, a Morrison's style KitKat, some raisins

but best of all, a large mug of Turkish Apple Tea

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)

holy fuck!

i had a small tin of beetroot for lunch

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

they come in tins now?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

only if you go back 20 years into the past

or move to australia. seriously, i had to use a tin opener to get at them too. I didn't even think we had one

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

Australia's passion for beetroot confounds me.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)

I love it

but can never be bothered getting it out of the jar. I'm always worried I will get it on my clothes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)

tell me about it! beetroot on burgers is wrong!

i only rediscovered them because they're so in your face here, i hadn't eaten a beetroot in over 20 years.
what gets me more though are the pizzas. what sane person puts POTATOES on a pizza?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)

what?

are they cooked first? That's mad

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)

i dunno!

i don't know anyone that'd ever order one.
i'm sure there are others too which are pretty suspect as a pizza topping

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

hahah

I remember once sitting in the pizza shop waiting for my pizza and there was a guy talking to the owner - obviously a mate - "yeah, yeah - OK give us one of those pizzas - you know with seafood and shit.." - that must be the worst kind of pizza ever!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

ha ha yeah

seafood pizza's bad enough, but seafood and shit! must be one of thos e boutique restaurants

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

seafood pizza is great!

mussels, squid, prawns, anchovies! nomnomnom

hold the shit though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)

it's a texture issue for me

squid, prawns, mussles all good, but not on a pizza. not for me.
red meat, sausage and on a very rare occasion, chicken. other than that, it's just wrong

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)

I know.

Ah well, looks like we're leaving now anyway, so no more beetroot worries for me.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

you're in sydney right?

how long you been here, why you leaving, etc?
let the grilling commence

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)

Here for a postdoc position.

I had been applying for funding, but the department didn't want to make up the small shortfall in funding, so they won't even back my application. They also took so long to decide that there's not eim left to apply elsewhere. Contract ends in four months and there's the square root of fuck-all going at the moment unless I want to take a 50% paycut and move back to Britain where there is a similar level of fuck-all going.
I am happy and cheerful.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)

The end of my job means I have 28 days to find a new one or f***-off back to Blighty.

The worst bit is pulling Mk. 1 infant out of school.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)

ah shit!

not a great time to move back either. what's the postdoc on?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)

Metal-organic frameworks and molecular magnetism.

There is a post going in Edinburgh, but it's more of the same and I'd hoped to go for a lectureship. Something with a contract longer than one year.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)

completely beyond my comprehension then!

I'm not too au faix with Postdocs. My wife talked about doing one a few years ago, but she got a lecturing job and that was pretty much the end of it. So, does this mean you're working in the private sector at the moment and trying to get funding through work, or are you at a uni?
Edinburgh's a good uni though right?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)

Uni.

It's at Heriot-Watt, which is still a good uni. It's just that I've been a post doc for four years and wanted to get on a bit with this research lark.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)

i'm confused now

i thought a postdoc was research

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)

It is, but it's research for someone else.

I have delusions of grandeur/adequacy

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)

Probably the same knobend

that put raw carrot and asparagus on mine

_{a year ago}

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

have chips with that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)

nope!

just beetroot :/

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)

Pastrami with salad and lots of mustard on wholemeal bread.

I used some lettuce that was about a week past it's best date, but was still crunchy and fresh. I hate wasting stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

tell me it was iceberg!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

It was indeed!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)

good man!

i can't stand the wanky lettuces

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)

BBE dates are rubbish

i've never taken notice of them.

if it still smells and tastes fresh then it's edible.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

as long as it was edible in the first place

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)

Porridge, sandwiches (peanut butter), carrot, orange, fish fingers, chips, peas.

That was my day.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

I am peckish.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

have two packets of microwave noodles

and a cup of tea.

and chips with it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)

bloody pecks

coming over here
eating our food!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)

hahahaha

you're a pecky basher

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)

I've just eaten a Morrison's value Shepherd's Pie

followed by an out of date packet of Walker's Ready Salted and an apple

I'm contemplating making a cup of tea....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)

have fried potato oblongs wiv it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)

We've just run out of biscuits, so

I'm having tea without biscuits. It's like a vital component is missing from the perfect combination. :(

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)

i had to stop eating chocolate hobnobs :(

which meant i had to give up coffee too, for that same reason

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)

last night's pasta

and some yogurt covered raisens from the pound shop. we dine like kings at our house

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

KFC

cus i'm a fat bastard.

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

Curried frog (including head and guts) with Piranha Salad and a congealed sweetened pigs blood dressing

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)

Save me some!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)

*offers head*

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)

Best offer I've had for months!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)

FUCKING WIZBIT

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)

Greggs cheese & onion pastie x 2

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)

there's nothing finer

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)

Grated cheese & onion pastie?

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)

Some stuffed egg pasta things that are supposed to be boiled

(And only having a microwave might prove a bit of an issue) and some lovely bread to mop up the sauce with :)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:48, archived)

A Chicken Satay Rice Box (with extra skewer of chicken)

with pickled cucmber, carrot and tomato & a nice big lump of sticky rice.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)

LUNCH OF THE DAY!

*imagine fit inducing gif here*

D-Cam Approves of your lunch.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)

\o/

My First Win!

*pulls shirt over head and runs round office making 'nyerrrrrrrr' noises*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)

A superfood salad.

Containing : spinach, red cabbage, chickpeas, couscous, some green bean thing, other healthy things that I cannot remember topped with a dressing
Followed by a raspberry cheesecake, and a chocolate cupcake washed down with orange juice.

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

I like that.

A healthy lunch to counteract the double-pudding.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)

It's all about balance

and the cake was from a charity bake sale so I'm doing my bit *cough*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)

Ham and tomato baguette, salt and vinegar crisps

Two pints of lager

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)

Blimey!

Today I had a toasted tuna mayo sandwich with pathetic salad followed by a piece of homemade (by me) mandarin flan.
Followed by another piece of mandarin flan.

Top fact!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)

this is lovely in an apocalyptic kind of way

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)

Hopefully,

my current workplace will be under that lot.*

*Hopefully while my workmates are at a pub far away.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)

Horsell Common?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)

Maybe.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)

Some messed up artefacts in that...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)

is that writing in the sky?

/conspiracy theorist blog

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)

THE ETCH-A-SKETCHERS ARE INVADING!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

ONE JERKY MOTION AT A TIME!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

*does best Richard Burton impression*

"a tall funnel rose, then an invisible ray of heat leapt from man to man and there was a bright glare, as each was instantly turned to fire"

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)

It's no good

I read that as Rob Brydon doing Richard Burton

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

Over the back of a couch, bareback.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

oh I say!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

You say?

Imagine what he said!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)

and again I'm imagining Rob Brydon doing Richard Burton

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)

I wish they'd make a proper film of that.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

Me too, though the Tom Cruise one was good, with a minimum of

Speilberg schmalz.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)

Weren't bad, 'spose.

But full of plot holes.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)

The best bit

was the bit wherBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

That sound effect was quite good.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)

I love that tracking shot where they're going down the motorway and the camera pulls right up around the

car, then round and through and back again. Also the bit where folk are turning into dust.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)

The bit with the train on fire was good.

Nice to see bits form the book creeping in.
What did cheese me off is why the fighting machine's shields were down just because the crew were ill. I mean, your microwve doesn't stop working if you've got a cold, does it?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)

Probably has a dead mans handle, like on a train brake

so you don't kill yourself climbing out of the cockpit. That said, there was a lot of snot when the hatch opens as the end. It probably shorted something out.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)

errrmmm....

yeah, but it wasn't though was it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)

War of the Worlds is less mawkish than most of his stuff,

Minority Report is my favourite as it's the least sentimental of the lot. Or maybe I've just blocked it out of my memory.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)

There was another version, released around the same time

It looked so good, but like your [generic female relative] turned out to be a major disappointment, apparently.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0425638/

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)

Can't wait for Dr Who on saturday!

Sad news about Liz Sladen though. RIP

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)

Karen Gillan is so utterly gorgeous

and I love this!

Not Suitable For Nerds

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

*SPLUFFS`*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

she's a bit lovely

and from Inverness, like me

therefore I am also quite lovely

/logic blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

do all girls from Inverness look like her?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)

errr

no

but some of them do have teeth

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)

Like a smashed fuse box.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)

hahaha

not heard that before

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)

A smile like a pan of burnt chips

is another.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)

you saw one smile?

I think she might fancy you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)

or, she just let a sneaky one go

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)

face like a welder's bench is a favourite

along with the oldies...

bag of spanners
bulldog chewing a wasp
bulldog licking piss off a nettle
dockers glove
plumber's rag

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)

a hat full of bums

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

Face like a bag of smashed crabs.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)

A row of bombed out houses

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)

A row of forgotten headstones.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)

Burst sofa

ripped out fireplace

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)

Teefs like a Shane MacGowan?

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)

hello Nibus

*waves*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

hello sir

everything ok?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)

I nearly fell off my chair, rotating my head

that picture is upside down

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

I concur

*wipes dry*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

^ Would

* Whips out his Sonic Screw-driver

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)

I say!

Ding Dong!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

her skirt looks a bit long.

and WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)

^ Needs more stray pube!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)

Nicely!

I feel bad about posting above it.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)

"Oh, look! Rocks!"

(User #86772, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)

Karen is gorgeous.

She looks the type who throws out free hugs.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)

Woo

(herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:00, archived)

I haven't done one of these in a while -- No, I don't know who it is

Click for bigger
Click for similar nonsense

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)

would

/ac

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

yeah...

I always find these strangely attractive. Not that, given the option, I would choose this version over a normal proportioned one.. welll.. maybe I would the first time the offer happened... it'd be an adventure. also read midgets, siamese twins and bearded ladies.

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)

She's wearing the shoes!!

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TheOther, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

you don't wanna see one of these with bare feet :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)

i think you should do a naked inverse one.

*awaits*

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TheOther, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)

NSFW

www.flickr.com/photos/paul_662/416697171/sizes/m/in/set-72157594172867131/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)

That is sourced from a calendar

which featured my ex in one of the months.

Climbing the Hulk.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)

is that what you used to call it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)

It was a climbing route on an old ship wreck.

Sorry.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

did she also have freakishly large hands?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)

COR!

that graping my squildo.

nice one, most excellent, WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)

now there's a phrase I haven't heard in a while

how's you?

I'm snowed under - in both universes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

not to bad

got a couple of things to attend to then i'm going to make sausages with thoretta.

i'm not using her as an ingredient, she's helping me make them, before there is any confusion and the police turn up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)

is she on Easter hols?

Freebsette is on hols with Mrs Freebs - I think they're digging up the garden

We Forced Freebs jnr to go to Nursery - well - we are paying for it - he can have tomorrow off - and then it's Easter!!! look out South Lakes - here I come!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)

WOO!

we're staying put this easter.

yep, on hols at the moment, so balancing work and childcare at the moment.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

Blimey! That's ace!

Let's have a big hand, etc.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

Outstanding!

I bloody love these. Fantastic shoppery.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)

^This but harder

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)

Saw this earlier and your pic reminds me of it.

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)

These scare/thrill me.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)

Industrious little fellows

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)

>.<

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)

Bummingbird!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)

Hahaha

Damn you and your funnier title!

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)

Gummingbird!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)

Noseingbird!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)

our work here is done

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)

rimming bird

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)

why did i scroll down

why did i scroll down why did i scroll down why did i scroll down why did i scroll down why did i scroll down why did i scroll down

:P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)

ah sweet nectar

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)

mmm, bumjuice

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)

HOAP!

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awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)

Afternoon! Was getting dressed this morning and I noticed this ...

Is my t-shirt having a joke?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

Having an audi moment?

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)

Bavlna!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

are Fruit of the Loom having a larf?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

Poor pyramid head

he's not allowed to wear it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)

I seem to remember that Wizbit went around naked anyway, apart from some stockings and gloves.

sexie tiem with Domineering Daniels ... "say yes, Paul"

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)

I don't think I want any lunch now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)

"The bill protects a long tongue with a brushy tip that is used by the hummingbird to lap up nectar."

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

The single most awesome comic panel I have ever drawn :D

You don't need silver bullets.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)

did you just shoot the shit out of his ass?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)

Holy moley!

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Joliet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)

BLAM

Indeed. That's going to chafe a little.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)

Poor were-nuts :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)

"A public service announcement about neutering your werewolves"

ace :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)

Is that a were-porcupine?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)

i would have expected them to be bigger.

but then it's all perspective really, the werewolf could be 12ft tall.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)

Quite literally, an exit wound.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)

POW RIGHT IN THE PISSER!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)

as JME once said

youll get a kick on the floor like BLAM,
drag your face cross the curb like BLAM,
now flick you in the road like BLAM
you'll get an elbow drop like
WELL WELL WELL

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awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)

Nice =)

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

That's one way to make him howl ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)

* Searches for secret link to Squits

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Plumshot!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)

BANG and the nuts are gone.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)

Pass the mop?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)

But it looks like he'll need testicular reconstruction.

Does that type or procedure even exist? Y'know... Balls transplant.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)

Coming straight from the underground!... Ha ha!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

*ahem*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)

AFFIRMATIVE MASTER

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:32, archived)

That's more like it!

*offers biscuit*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)

woof!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:49, archived)

Ding Dong!

Oh, sorry, that wasn't a Flashheart 'woof'...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:59, archived)

He'll be doing an Greyfriars Bobby and laying on her grave pining

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:40, archived)

psst

How far can you go for 85p?

Do your buses travel back to 1984?

I hardly use the bus these days, but whenever I do, even if it's only a mile it's nearly £2!

/late on the bus discussion

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:51, archived)

85p on most of our buses will take you one fare stage

which can be anything from just one stop to a couple miles depending on the route. We are in a price war with Stagecoach at the moment so we have on selected routes a £1.30 maximum fare offer terminus to terminus - and yet they still complain about the price!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:59, archived)

£1.30 terminus to terminus is pretty darn good.

2 miles costs me 1.70...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)

2 miles is about £2.40 for a single fare in Watford

For 2 people it's cheaper to get a cab!

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Joliet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)

Joliet!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)

Baggins!

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Joliet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)

But that is heading *out* of Watford, yes?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)

As it happens, yes.

that's how much it costs to get to the train station :O)

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Joliet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)

:*(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)

:O(

I don't envy parents having to tell their kids

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Joliet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)

wiv the angles now, 4eva in our harts.

oh wait, wrong person.

tis sad news, but it seems she had been suffering with the cancer for a bit.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)

I don't know if Peter G is about, but I saw his thread about the kitten he's trying to offload, and had to do this

Forgive me, but I had to do it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)

ouchies :(

also: LOLSIES!

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)

I've got 2 kittens to offload too

if anyone wants one and will travel to Swindon

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)

bloody stupid "allergic to cats" housemate

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)

Easy Solution -

Get rid of flatmate!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:30, archived)

Emvee - I could do a swap

is your flatmate any good at anything?

The 2 dark ones on the right need a home

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)

He's good at paying the rent

I doubt a kitten could match him on that score

[edit] damn you and your pictures of adorable kittens

it's a good thing my missus isn't here to see this...she'd have crumbled by now

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:39, archived)

their names are...

snowy (named by new owner)
Toddy (named by me - as it has a dash of ginger - we are keeping this one)
Socks (temporary name)
Scampi (temporary name)

and their older sister Bella at the weekend twitpic.com/4l46ep

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)

Kicking out the blackies, eh?

I see.

You fucking racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)

haha

the all-white was the FIRST to go! and we may yet keep that darkest one on the far right

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)

Whatever, Herr Savalas.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)

your name vill also go in ze book - vot iz it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)

Helga Von Bustig-Boobiez.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)

ah yes

I knew your father, Helmut

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)

Indeed. I heard you were his Oberfuhrer.

Quite the Helmut-meister, I understand.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)

yes, he used to give me his Käse rations

everyday he would shout "Es ist Zeit für Ihr Helmut Käse" Oh how we would laugh, right up until they day I had him executed.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)

Yes - you're famous for being so fond of getting Helmuts to go off in front of you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)

Why is it always cats in your images?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)

An ambitious plan

I'll let you know how it goes as soon as I can be arsed.
(to those confused this a planned paint scheme... I'm SCHEMING)
EDIT: Now less BIGGAR sized

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:36, archived)

you gonna keep the paddington bear that's peering round the corner though?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:38, archived)

It's his magic cabinet

I'm going to saw him in half, you see

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:40, archived)

Slight TJ

According to The Sarah Connor chronicles tomorrow is the day that Skynet launches war against the humans :(

We are all going to die

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:49, archived)

I don't mind my thread being jacked

but don't start what you can't finish... big boy
*begins pumping lubricant*

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:51, archived)

Judgment Day should be round about Thursday

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10000100000011011110111011001100101
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:52, archived)

Depending on Road Works and the availability of certain bus routes

Diversions may occur please seek information via the Passenger Transport and Judgement Day Executive.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:55, archived)

I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords

may death come swiftly to their enemies

EDIT: I think I saw a 2!

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:55, archived)

the machines are evolving!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)

Except the coffee machine at our canteen which is de-evolving into primodial sludge.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)

tasty sludge?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, archived)

I think axle grease is more tastier

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:14, archived)

and as a bus driver, I expect you have tasted that!

my Grandad was a bus driver you know. Back when it all resembled 'On the Buses'. He even shagged his clippie

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)

Was that before they brought in female clippies?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:18, archived)

hahaha

apparently not!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)

We should go back to the conductor system it would make my job a lot easier

although I would expect they would make me take a pay cut.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)

in my region you pay by throwing your cash into a machine that doesn't give change

in annoys a lot of people

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)

In Sheffield we would love that system

yesterday alone I had at least 8 people (at different times) all with £10 notes asking for £1.30 or less fares on average that's £8.70 change per person - where do they think we get all that change from? Luckily there had just been enough people on to cover for the dickheads.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:40, archived)

down the back of the seats?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:43, archived)

haha our seats are removable which the schoolkids delight in using them to throw out of the emergency exits

at passer-bys

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:47, archived)

haha

the naughty wee scamps. I bet you give them what for!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:48, archived)

Luckily it's never happened on my bus

and with the new CPC EU driver regulations thingy then we cannot say anything to the little angels.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:54, archived)

I remembered my grandad telling me that if he ever got a non-payer

that all they had to do was drive straight to the police station and get them to sort it out

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)

Yeah nowadays if we drive straight to the Police Station they arrest us!

actually that's not true we do a "Code 9" emergency call to Radio Control who try to talk to the person via the radio if that doesn't work the Police come to the bus and remove the person - either that or we employ "Driver Discretion" and continue in service regardless of the non-paying tosser. However, I had someone yesterday who in a drunk and insulting way demanded an "80p" I calmly told him we don't have an 80p fare it's 85p which after some moaning he paid but when it came to the fare stage he should have got off at he was still on, so I shouted back "85p, love!" he ignored me so I repeated, he ignored me, I switched off the engine, then he stomped off calling me a "tight bastard" and the moral of this story is - Don't insult the Driver if you're intending to overrride.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)

Can I place my 2penneth here please?

Travelled on a bus from Krakow to Zakapane with a single driver. He picked up at stops but didn't start collecting fares until he was on the move. Quite scary when he was scratching about for change with only half of one eye on the road.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)

Bad driver bad bad driver

that's so dodgy.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)

I hope so

Moving 6 servers on to a new network Thursday so a morning apocalypse would be a relief

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, archived)

Moving 6 servers to a new network? You are Skynet aicmfp!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:01, archived)

Don't know where you get that from

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:03, archived)

Are you a Prod doing somekind of binary robot sexeh chat to each other?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)

well I for one welcome our metal overlords

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:09, archived)

well, given SCC was cancelled, i guess that means we're all safe

............for now

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:54, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:11, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, archived)

The ol' Input/Output

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:13, archived)

*interfaces*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:36, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:48, archived)

and then along came a hub!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:53, archived)

Don't you just hate it when that happens and his USB stick is bigger than yours ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:55, archived)

I hate it when they have firewire

it really burned

/robot stand up routine

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)

The internet is full of dirty SCSI sex

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:58, archived)

An irresistable offer

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)

I didn't know that robot sex was imprisoned

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)

"Free the Robot Sex 1010001110110110101011011011"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)

Is that you in there JPG?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)

I think it's one of his renders

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)

^ Tea spitting office LOL

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)

Speak for yourself.

I'm still living way in the past.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:03, archived)

right, tomorrow i am unplugging EVERYTHNG!

even the kitchen appliances, I certainly don't trust those fuckers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)

Should upset all those doomsayers who say end of the world is NEXT month

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:08, archived)

2012 Pffft

humans will not make 2012

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)

What happens at 12 minutes past 8 ?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, archived)

Semi piss

As in I have a semi

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:13, archived)

I live in a terrace - but it's nice to know

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:15, archived)

You successfully gave my thread a sound jacking

and now I'm spent. Good night you princes of CDC's, you kings of shopping kittens

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:46, archived)

It will annoy the Mayans no end they are banking on 2012

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:11, archived)

Game over, man. Game over!

Best of luck with your painting endeavours, J-Rod.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)

Ta! Thank you very muchly

Mostly because you were the only one who refused to jack off with my thread

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:45, archived)

Sorry for that - I will look forward to the finished article

at the moment it's just a plan although an ambitious and bold one at that and for that I appauld you.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:57, archived)

awww I was sorta hopig you were gonna be building the nes into the stove

that would be awesome.

but the painting should be.. alright.. I guess :P

good luck :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)

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