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(dredgeups, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

ha!

most excellent, sir

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:42, archived)

Haha.... ace....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:44, archived)

brill

as usual

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:49, archived)

Sarkozy is so easily pleased

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)

Didn;t it say something about you wanted it animated a minute ago?

Well I did it anyway, but it turned out a little bit NSFW when moving,
so linked here NSFW www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/obamatrick_ani.gif NSFW

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)

I'm rooting around on google

for a freebie gif program

EDIT; Ha ha , brilliant, this is how it played in my head

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:42, archived)

You tried Cnet for animation softwear?

Doesn't gimp do animations thinking about it....
EDIT... yes gimp does do animations according to this, end of second pargraph...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIMP

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:46, archived)

cheers for the leads

I'll have a look into those

are they're any like Flash were I could animate objects moving over tiff backgrounds? synfig doesn't allow me to import images

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)

Not that I know of now.

It might be worth having a look on CNET, I downloaded several flash editing suits off there some years back, but they were all flash 5 so stuggled with transparencies, but they were free and good enough for certain things,

But then I downloaded Macromedia 2004 pro and got a key for it, so haven;t really needed to look for anything else for years....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)

this is beautiful

bravo :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

cheers

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:49, archived)

Good work

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)

hahaha, that anim seems sfw enough

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:23, archived)

Haha......

I just spend the entire episode of the apprentice trying desperatly to work his hair out... they should make a documentry about it....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:32, archived)

Here's a start.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=35vyxbiWIn4

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)

did done another abstract nude :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

Does my arse look big in this abstract painting?

I am really liking your abstracts, Rev

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

hehehe i think it does look big! :D

thanks btw - glad you liked it!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)

Very talented.

Does she have three buttocks?

(Good Penny, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)

as an arse man

i approve of 3 buttocks

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)

I wonder if she has two front bottoms as well?

Could someone please draw this lady from the front?

EDIT: Oh bollocks! It's ten to six! When did that happen?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)

Ahhh...

* Can not unsee!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:43, archived)

compo'd?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)

clegg'd

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:47, archived)

I'v not got the foggiest...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)

Look again, maybe you'll Seymour.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

Ouch....!!

Do you think I should try looking down at the Marina..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

Howard I know?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)

Ha ha ha

Sorry about that. she has got a fat arse though!

~~a fat arse~~ two arses

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)

^ ARSE!

EDIT: I did this one the other day..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)

yep!

:)

edit - yum thats nice! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)

as in "did"?

or as in "I dun made a pic"?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)

Actually, I "knocked this one out"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)

Yay nice.....

If you can do work as good as this, why couldn't you rewobble your own wobbly bloke?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:43, archived)

Probably because i was not pissed at the time.

~~not~~ too

Anyway, that was a long time ago.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)

Here was me thinking you were tea total ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

Tea is the blood of the devil!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

nicely done, rev!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)

thank you squire

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)

I say!

Lovely work, Rev :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)

thanks

:) its not great i think i should get into oils, acrylics seem too thin sometimes :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)

Smashing stuff!

WOO to the effin' YAY! :)

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Ninj, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)

cheers ninj

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)

I like the hair over the eye

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)

Cheers

:) i'm not sure what i was even doing by that stage, just throwing paint at it and shouting :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)

Cor

Sexeh

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)

reminds me of Brian in spaced

- what do you paint in - watercolours, pastels....?
- anger, pain, fear and aggression

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)

i love spaced

Brian is my hero :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

top notch series

I loved it too.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

it really was

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

You're all of teh talent, Simon

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)

pffft

you just say that because i pay you :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)

About that... when did you say the cheques will arrive in my account?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)

2025

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)

25 mins past Eight - great! I shall be ready with the online banking :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)

haha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)

Oh yeah...'abstract art'...sure

you call it 'abstract art' I call it painting women in the nuddy! ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)

haha

best thing about painting :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)

someone should tell her she's sat on the chalk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)

funnily enough

i used chalk to draw her :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:22, archived)

VNICEARSE:D

(herman:D, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:22, archived)

haha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:25, archived)

I like this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)

thanks :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)

Peachy :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)

i love a nice peach

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)

very nice

I like this even better than the last one

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)

thanks :)

i'm glad you like it :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)

proper arts like innit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)

haha

well its trying to be :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

i like big butts

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)

and i can not lie

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)

Obama releases his birth certificate to the public

But really he's made of wool!

President Barack Obama tells US public to avoid the "silliness" over his birth certificate and focus on much more important issues.
~~silliness~~ racists

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

that explains a lot...........

especially the ruddy cheeks

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

actually he is a cunt

and a liar and a let down.
At least with Cameron I know he's going to be a cunt.

Obama will go down in history as a big disappointment - he could have done anything and yet he chose to follow the Neo Con path.

*falls over*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)

wow, you should really learn to inhale during those long sentences

*edit yes I did come back after using google and fix the spolling

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)

wow, you should really learn to check your spelling

KAPOW HOW DYA LIKE THEM APPLES

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)

I'm on a locked computer teminal, it wont let me do fook all....

too used to google chrome, that flags up my poor spelling... you internet NAZI!!!!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)

my training for the rantathon isn't going well.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

Take a moment to sit in the park,

read the paper. It's all good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)

I like this....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)

I love it - found it the other day.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:47, archived)

Well that beats losing it anytime ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)

it is all good

wish I hadn't worn those shoes today....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:48, archived)

Woah. That caught me by surprise.

That must be worth one Panowie.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)

This is terrific!!!

(butchsuede Absit invidia, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)

what she said

a bit like blair in 97

(though i always thought he was a slimey fucker from the word go)

(prostheses, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

the worry radar came up when he started banging on about god

and his wife turned out to be a stupid old tart, rather than a role model for young women.

Bring back assassinations, that's what I say!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)

I think Obama's main problem

is that the opposition are obsessively blocking him at every opportunity so he has to compromise to get even some of his proposals through. If they can screw up enough of his plans they can say "Hah hah, see what a mess Obama made while in charge". All the while, the Republicans are looting the USA as fast as they can.
The whole birther nonsense is thinly veiled racism and a modern-day McCarthyism - "Have you now, or ever been, a Muslim?"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)

I have a major problem with his pre-election matra about whistleblowers

and how they should be supported and encouraged. Post election, this disappeared.
The other day he declared Bradley Manning guilty, despite his not yet standing trial - and Manning has been tortured too.

A US soldier on US soil being tortured by US soldiers and Obama is the head of the military - it's in breach of many laws.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:06, archived)

Apparently Bradley Manning is being ordered to strip at regular intervals

I'm not surprised, he's a cutie.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)

you are a bad man

that's funny!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)

You're worse for laughing! :D

*points*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)

*walks in a strong wind*

what are we doing?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)

Yeah, he's not even been tried yet

and is already being severely punished more than even a murderer would.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)

The "free world" sucks.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)

War is just a means of teaching Americans Geography.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)

Someone mentioned Daniel Ellsberg who was awarded for his whistleblowing

but Obama said that this was different as the material was a different classification to the material Ellsberg released.

Yes Obama, the information (possibly released by Manning) was a LOWER classification than what Ellsberg released.

I wish they'd treat him the way war criminals get treated - ie, nice job, nice home and a seat in the government.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)

It's all a lie. He's actually organic tissue over a hyperalloy endoskeleton, manufactured by Skynet.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)

^^that very definitely!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)

Donald Trump apparently called him a thicko

saying he was such a poor student he didn't deserve a place at Havard where he passed his Law degree with flying colours, perhaps Obama was being selfish and should have suffered with a poor education and gave his place up to some rich white kid who obviously would have deserved a spot in such a prestige college.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

hahaha

cos we all know George B was as bright as button.

Donald must keep his brains in his bird's nest hair - there is no other explanation for that mess on his head.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)

haha

Nic Cage as Donald Trump

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

that is so funny!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)

now I want Mint Aero

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)

random!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)

Bless!

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Ninj, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)

I love you gran.

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)

I WUV YOO

GIMMA KUSS

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

still would.......

if her hands look that good her top bollocks must be in fine fettle

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

hahaha

brilliant just brilliant!

and she looks terrible too :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

I've had her...

(The one on the left)

* Wonders off to sell his story to the Sun

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

Mother?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)

haha!

orf with her head

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)

She's a looker....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)

magic ring

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:45, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)

Gah! My eyes!

Herman! How could you??!?!?!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)

thank heavens for AdBlock....

and now for some mind bleach:
mindbleach.org/

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)

....

*hovers cursor between IGNORE & HIDE*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)

^ this

It's not attractive.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

So that's where he keeps her!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)

that's magic

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)

SEXYTIEM! IMMEDIATLICH!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)

^ Shopped only please

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:55, archived)

Oh dear. We're going to have to go there, are we?

are we?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)

Oh God, that reminds me of this:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)

No it does not, I am a fat handed twat.

It reminds me of this:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

I didnt know she was a lobster girl..........

They look like flippers

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

She is a lovely girl,

I am not suggesting otherwise.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)

I wonder if anyone has been sued from here........

anyone suddenly dissapered without notice?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)

Ivesb?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)

is that a user......

or did you get nonced off mid centance?

*nonced as in dragged off by the police not in the kiddy sense... common saying where I am

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)

It is...

ivesb

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)

Vanessa Feltz?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

Yes, and somehow giving her Mr W's head

makes her more attractive.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)

Eugh

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)

You mean

"WOULD!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)

Well I never ...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)

Eeeks.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)

What attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)

It was probably his...

"Right Small Head!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

I taste sick....

Although I think this should be FP-ed so everyone gets the horror

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

I knew as soon as I saw that link you posted from your favourite newpaper earlier, that it wasn't an "if" but a "when".

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)

^ this

hehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:21, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)

I met him once

about 20 years ago.
He was very old then and a letch.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)

A letch?

Surely not? :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)

I met him at the Edinburgh Fringe a few years ago

Very pleasant chap. But then, there weren't any ladies nearby.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)

This.

I have always found him to be most personable.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)

Magic undies....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:48, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)

Hahahaha...

Loverly sirrah!! *Click*

:D

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Ninj, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)

Did someone say Fiona Bruce?

Woo btw!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)

Hehehe...

Oh yes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)

ha ha I'm glad I'm not the only one.... :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)

are you kidding?

*ahem*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

ha ha the Piers Mogan seals the deal for me :D

super

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)

Stephen Fry: The SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE YOU SMUG GIT tone.

Nicely :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)

I think Will's been taking lessons..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)

David Hoffintyre

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Ninj, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)

Have.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)

Did 5 minutes before you

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)

He looks rather pleased with himself....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)

Kill this now!!! :)

~~this~~ them both

*clicks* all the same

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)

This is how I imagine Lucifer Morningstar to look...

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)

Nicely....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

Shitting crikey! Turn off your tellies.... it's Clameron!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)

*click* *click*

Quick - someone pass me more ammo!!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)

*hands over explosive shells

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)

*genuine thanks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)

*hands over genuine tanks*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)

This just gets better!

Proper hardware - Yes!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)

*Hits large bomb with a hammer

Why won't it go off Mike?

may need to be over 30 to get that joke

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

Yes indeed...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)

Brrrrrrrrr....Though it's got a touch of Gerrard too

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)

* reaches for his size twelve, double headed flaming hammer.

* reaches in the bucket...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)

there isn't a telly in the land capable of displaying such horrors

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)

looks like Kunt

and a young jeremy clarkson.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)

I thought it was Clarkson for a moment too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)

On their way to a Demented Are Go gig...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)

and ?

Aren't they the same thing?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)

Potatoes!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)

This is excellent work.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)

I feel sick

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)

AAARRRRGGHH!!!!

For some reason this reminds me of this

Remember, you can run but you can't hide your legs

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)

Stoney Bridge!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)

\o/

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-ALQ8wcqk

Not really very safe for work (or anywhere, frankly).

"There. Was. This. Monster."

I may need to go outside now and laugh myself stupid.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)

*picks up stick with rusty nail in the end, dips in tetnus*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)

Bloody hell!!!!

:D *Click*

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Ninj, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)

Wouldn't, would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)

one on the right looks like clarkson

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)

For some reason I'm thinking....

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)

Limp-Eyed Clyde

Limp-eyed Clyde is a Liverpool-based gravedigger who lives with his mom and her Jamaican boyfriend Ronnie. Poor Clyde suffers from an assortment of odd ailments, including rooster legs and a rare syndrome which makes his butt grow an extra cheek each year. Nonetheless, Clyde is a warm soul with beautiful green eyes and very, very strong calves. He is currently in the market for a lady friend who doesn't freak out when her boyfriend forgets to take his tapeworm medication.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)

I can't help but wonder

the ethnicity of the boyfriend added nothing. Why do people add it?

edit: good pic. I'm find the top right blur on the canvas freaks me eyes out as I'm trying to focus to see the detail but can't! how odd.

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)

wow, you're a dick

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)

A Liverpool-based dick

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fuscous, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)

you've no idea why you wrote that then? Just pointing out a Jamaican in your twaddle. Must be fun walking down the street with you, pointing at all the black people.

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)

would it have registered on your radar if he'd said German?

just wondering

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)

Doubt it.

Another PC brigader 'shakes fist' angrily

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)

Only if it were these two Germans.

(butchsuede Absit invidia, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)

yes.

In my office, the women babble away using so many superfluous adjectives they loose the point of their sentence or I loose the will to listen.

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)

Why do you say women? What relevance does the gender have to your story?

(butchsuede Absit invidia, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)

Because that's what women do.

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Flash_Bastard, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:41, archived)

i must have some kind of ADHD

because when the text gets to about ................................................................................................................................................................................here ^

I give up

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)

Almost exactly the same spot for me!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)

I shot off a little earlier than that...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)

He says black people have tape worm.

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)

it's Limp-Eyed Clyde who needs to take the worm meds.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:48, archived)

I hate his ear breath though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)

Nice picture.

(butchsuede Absit invidia, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)

I can't help but wonder

Why is he Liverpool-based? Where he's from adds nothing to the impact of the image, etc. etc.

/sarcasm

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)

i like for them to be from somewhere. just ignore it if it does nothing for you.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)

"Fuck your wedding, Bro... one isn't finished your stag do yet!"

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)

hahahhahahhaha

send it to the mail immediately.

edit: I like this so I clicked. I know I shouldn't click an unshopped pic tho...

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)

Yeah, I heard there's some kind of wedding event sometime soon

Anyone know anything about that? Google news is a bit quiet on the matter.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)

in the Thames

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)

the mermaid wedding

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)

John Peel died when was this?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)

what? John Peel's died?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)

I think of him when I listen to dubstep . I miss peel.

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)

I have trouble with dubstep

it sounds like a horse shutting the cutlery drawer in a cave

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)

Dubstep is like Drum 'n' Bass that's all intro

and never quite gets to the good bit

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)

yup

it doesn't work on me, I'd rather listen to Whigfield

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)

Dubstep died... who peeled it?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

cutlery drawer.

Most of it sounds DOES like shitting in the cutlery drawer. And I always hated it when Peel played it back in 2003 or what ever it was; But listening to Fred the raver reminded me of it and spotify gave me some tunes I liked. oh bollox.
Also the wife hates it, so thats good too.

Blame fred for getting me into it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRUS5VfkJls

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)

what?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)

Yep, it's Queen's Day here on the 30th.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koninginnedag

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)

Rabbit Day!!!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)

O_o

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)

It's a lousy joke.

I always used to transpose 'konijn' for... well, you get the idea.

OK, ok - I'll get my coat.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)

Door's that way, sir

but mainly because you're trying to explain the obvious ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)

*is suitably shamed*

:(

Edit: You evil man.... :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)

Hahaha I still do!

in a Mrs Malaprop stylee

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)

The EU should ban the overuse of the letter 'n' in words

4 is just excessive and indulgent. dont you know there's a war on?

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boff FL OZ, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)

So, no koninginnenacht for you then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)

and you dont even pronouce them if they are at the end of a word....

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boff FL OZ, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)

Hey, I'm no Amsterdammer!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)

Gah

I really want to be there

As it is, we're going boating on the Norfolk Broads instead

I might try and make it to Amsterdam by boat

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)

It's probably the only sensible way of getting there anyway

Trains will leave you stranded and cars won't get you there at all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)

I usually fly in a few days before

I'm honestly quite gutted to miss it, I love Koninginnedag. I still have my stupid orange hat from 2 years ago :/

edited for poor Dutch speeling

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)

Haha, I should get me a stupid orange hat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)

He looks a tad scary there

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)

he's understandably messed up, his dad never comes to visit

or pays any money to the child support agency
and he just has to grow up with that jug eared fella and his son and pretend everything's normal

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)

Are you suggesting he doesn't have the same lineage as his soon-to-be-wed brother?

*consults Daily Express*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)

I smell a super injunction

No wait it's coke

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)

Very nicely done.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)

hahaha

But why is he drinking Fosters?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)

haha... great if this was true....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)

Toapical

Click for bigger (26 kb)

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)

Cameron bashing is always welcome

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)

To be fair,

much as I hate to say it, Cameron was truly awesome there.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)

Well, I laughed.

I think the Labour party have more important things to worry about than the PM quoting annoying TV ads at one of their number.

They should be grateful he didn't run right up to her and scream WEBUYANYCAR.COMWEBUYANYCAR.COMWEBUYANYCAR.COM in her face

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)

because he's worth it etc

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)

wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bodyforrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)

it would have been brilliant if he had started singing "MOOOOOOOONNN PIIIIIIIIGGG!!!! MOOOOOOOONNN PIIIIIIIIGGG!!!!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)

Maybe he should just Go Compare the available jingles

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)

To find one that's more Kwik Fit Fitting for the occasion?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)

is there something that kills 99.9% of politicians?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)

BIG FUCKOFF HAMMERS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)

laser-guided, armour-piercing, explosive killer bees.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)

With pointy sticks tipped in poo

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)

the laser guidance systems and the explosives weigh them down too much for sticks dipped in poo. We'd have to drop one of the other features.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)

oi! Bees!

You leave 'em aaaaht of it roight?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)

these are genetically engineered laser-guided, armour-piercing, explosive killer bees

They live for this sort of mission. It is their raison d'etre ...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)

and you can leave the raisins out of it too

pfft btw:D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)

leave the raisins out of it? But without them Spotted Dick is just Dick!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)

hurrah for dick

and his pussy.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)

Tea/Monitor Interface Scenario

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)

a fucking big bomb?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)

with a hammer in it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)

Flaming shithammers!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)

I'm not loading them in...

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)

He needs a product that combines privatisation, sex, laws and citrus

Sellit Bang! Crime and Lime perhaps.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)

Why has the cartoon lady in the confused.com advert got such wibbly boobs?

and where does she get that mic from!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)

isn't she your sister?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)

"Ms Wibbly Bird"

Ha ha ha...

EDIT: Be careful with those... they could take someones eye out!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)

it's an improvement on the original style... She/it used to look like one of the marketing team had just discovered Adobe Illustrator

only had a vague idea of how to use it, but decided to use the first thing they came up with

confusednation.confused.com/wp-content/themes/state_of_the_nation/images/headings/confused.com_the_choice_is_clear.png

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)

b3ta never stops providing a wealth of information.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)

your right

no tits

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)

associating yourself with michael winner?

is he TRYING to lose the next election?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)

Oooh,......Greta Scacchi

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)

Let's see

One did things that promoted vigilantism and violence and cheapness while making lots of money from people.

The other is a famous film maker responsible for "Death Wish".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)

^ this

HARD.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)

harder

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)

Thats some thick pubes he's got up there

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)

hahaha yes!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)

spare us the cutter.......lalalala

They hated Emos.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)

Who doesn't?

Even emos hate emos.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)

emolols hahahaha

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)

Nicely done

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)

Henry's arm must be getting tired

he's been carrying that bag for ages now

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)

Bless him.

That packet of red onions has gone off, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)

He comes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)

Years!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)

AGES.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:18, archived)

Yes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)

pffft....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)

haha - nice one!

I've got my flame-retardent jacket in readiness for my inevitable burning, btw...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)

inevitable bumming?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)

Well, that too.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)

Yes!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)

Haha... nicely done.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

That's not right.

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)

no, you're right, I wanted thunder and lightning on Friday

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)

Very very frightening

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)

I love Tuesdays!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

best of all the...

errr, best of all the...

Hang on, give me a minute will you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)

do you feel week?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)

or are you in a days?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)

I need to wash my eyes out.

I didn't even spot that spelling :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)

well the internet is known for excellent spelling and grammar....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)

gramour shirley?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)

There's no need to be so fortnight!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)

No, I'm feeling Sleepy.

He's well chuffed.

/gets coat

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)

dwarfs?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)

hehehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)

I keep staring at it

but I'm full if ris....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

Mercedes advert

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)

and the trip to paris

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)

dur I'm such a twong!

(needs more fiat uno pfft)

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)

wot like the one like Dodi n Di died in?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)

but day do, dough, dont day dough

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)

dey do doh, don't dey doh?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)

damn, i can't even spell in scouse nonsense!

i'm sure i have alzheimers, i have to google almost every word i type now, just to check if it's rigt

btw, you missed an H ;)

edit - OH THE IRONY!!
and a, not so sneaky, ninja edit

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)

added!

don't worry, I had to say it aloud as I typed.
Then I had to add more mustache.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)

\o/

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1203636576/TacheBadge.png

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)

I say!

monocle monocle!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)

does this society include beards too?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)

I see the tits.

what you tell me?

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)

sorry, what?

i wasn't paying attention either

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)

i'll let you into a little secret

i had a scouse accent for a while when i was little.
thankfully i lost it soon after i moved and the moustache dropped off not long after that

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)

hahaha

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)

I agree

"Award-winning coverage from Sky"

Shame on those award ceremonies!

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

If you win the award of "the shittest of shit"

Are you still allowed to say, "Award winning"?

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)

Mercedes advert + son of Diana + Paris getaways ad?

Good spot!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)

too soon?

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Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

1st prize.

Full Sex. You find a tramP that will nosh you off for a quid and I'll pay him.

edit fuksox:

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

a tram? bloody hell I hope it's parked at the depot

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)

A Tram?

*LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)

A tram?

and so on

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)

Atrium?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)

A haaaannnnndddddbbbbbaaaaaaagggg? oh right you said tram!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)

heheheheheheeeee

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)

subtle

clever

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

Pffft.

There have been several stinky things over the last decade or so - and not the Iraq invasion and such-and-such, which was just blatent. I mean the Diana crash, the black-outs in New Yoik, London and Melbourne, and Dr Kelly.

I'm no tin foil shareholder, but as I say - stinky.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

I CAN SEE THE FNORDS!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)

You forgot to mention YOUR MUM

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)

Rather PFFT-some if I do say so myself.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)

And Ruby thought he loved her...

Really obscure gamer humour FTW! If you get this, you are a massive geek. Shame on you!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

Hurrah!

I am not a massive geek!

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)

^This^

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)

dunno, he doesn't look like a leeroy jenkins

edit - actually, one of them could be

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

"LEEEROOOOYYYYY JENNNNNKINNNSSSSS!"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)

fuck, i forgot that that's how it should always be written

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

and I thought I WAS a gamer geek :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

Hurrah!

I am also not a massive geek

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)

Another notch on the headboard?

I think I might be a massive geek....

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)

congratulations

you are a massive geek!

*scorns*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)

Bearded Man In A Hat Wallpaper?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

That's Notch (who created Minecraft) :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10403625

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)

God, minecraft!

My son spent five hours making a massive (massive!!!) version of a cake made out of wool on minecraft. He added candles to the top and the whole thing burnt down and he couldn't put it out fast enough.

He went to bed sobbing last night.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)

HA HAW!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)

aw too mean!!!! hahhahaa!

he was gutted. 14 and his first heart break.

I don't think I helped by laughing....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)

it's this kind of thing that makes me think Russell's Teapot is an absolute normality

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)

I didn't know about that

But now I do, thanks to you!
cheers.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)

hahaha brilliant!

not the sobbing part, but the story is funny. I bet you laughed a bit behind his back :)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)

I laughed so much....

then I tried not to laugh
which made me laugh more.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)

hehe

parent of the year!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)

I really do not think that I could get any more topical.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)

DELUXE!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)

solid emulsion

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)

I've got some solid emulsion here.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)

why

who died?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)

Poly Styrene

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)

or my hair?

(going ultra violet next....)

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)

Let's posthumously make her a sex symbol.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)

just don't sit her next to the fire

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)

Her and the blonde one

from Black Christmas.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)

Oh, I just looked that up and it transpires that the blonde one is her daughter,

Celeste.

Perhaps not, after all, eh?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)

Celeste Styrene?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)

She was not really called styrene, she was called Elliott-Said

Her daughter is Celeste Bell-Dos Santos

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)

I'm your wicked Uncle Barry

I'm glad you can't see or hear me..

I won't carry on with that song as it gives me the fucking fear

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)

Another day at the Heros and Villains Retirement Home

prob funnier in my head

In other news, I posted this over at compo suggestions b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1183135

After last weeks disastrous compo, I feel we must all make our wishes known this week. I'll need something to 'shop on Friday while I get drunk and abuse the tv/royals.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

David Tennant's "Ew who guffed?" face.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)

Dr. Poo

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)

Arf!

Class expresssion!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)

pfft!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)

but you said you liked the fatties compo

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1170059

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)

You are correct

and I was wrong.

I did try and do one (it was shit) but when I thought about it, I had no inspiration.
Maybe we're all too fat at b3ta to get involved....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)

excatly the same as me

i saw the first pic, which was great. i had nothing to give though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)

~~nothing~~ plenty of jizz

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)

Sacrebleu

yep, always... mostly.. sometimes

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)

sorry

I've turned to the b3tan side....

*hangs head*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)

don't worry, so have i

*rubs head*

;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)

hahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)

glad someone liked it

*tips hat* :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)

If I had a spanging gif I'd probably be deploying it right now

'noon miss!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)

'lo sir! :D

not had a spang in a while so I'll take that verbal spang!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)

the best i can do is threaten you with a spanging

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)

cor !!

you could make massive pancakes with that nom nom

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)

ahh...

i've missed pancakes on pancake day each year for about 4 years! :/
it is now my plan to have some this weekend

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)

after two failed attempts by sainsburys to deliver scotch pancakes

I thought I'd have a go at making them myself.

OMG!! Sooo good, 1000% better than normal pancakes. Try it :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)

always home made

best with lemon and sugar, for the traditionalists, or for the more haute cuisine, nutella and vanilla ice cream!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)

That

Reminded me of this.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)

The description of "this is sooooooooo funny" is a bit deceptive though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)

racistlols

hahaha

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)

argh!

that took me far too long!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)

go easy second image posting...

Stupid word lens app...

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)

My phone still has buttons that you press to dial numbers & then talk to people

so I'm RISing like a RISer on RISalin

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)

^ What he said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)

there is an iPhone App that will translate written text in real-time.

So if you point the camera at a roadsign in, say, france, instead of it being in french you will actually see it in english

questvisual.com/

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

Ooh,

That's quite clever, is that.

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

Witchcraft!

Burn all iPhone users

Have they copyrighted the word 'app' yet?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

I'm sure apple was trying to sue someone the other day about using the word "App" or "Appstore"

I think the judge told them to piss off (thankfully)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)

Damn straight!

and I own an iPhone. Apple can be such unholy arses.

Edit: Ah - this means Joe S is going to burn me :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)

Buttons? You got buttons?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

You fucking freak

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)

Nice measured response there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)

the goggles

they do nothing.

it's nice but nothing changes, are you agreeing to what cameron is saying?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)

when the camera moves out

Cameron has horns on his head (I think)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRJkYGzfy8

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

hehe - nicely.

If I may...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

Oh yeah...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

What?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)

Wow, good catch!

You could be a CSI with eyesight like that!

"Oh look! Even from across the room I can see that one eyelash hair nestled in that fur covered cushion"

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)

ah, yes

ta!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)

Cheers for the deris.

(I could have told you Vincent.)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)

hmmm..?

ah! it's the "translating" that's confusing and that the change is really subtle

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)

Subtle

could've given him glowing red eyes too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

~~given him~~ highlighted his

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)

Love is ...

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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)

I often wondered why the girl in the Love Is... cartoons had no boobs whatsoever

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)

Did you have any

before puberty?

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)

I had one in a jar

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

No, but then I wasn't thinking about love before puberty

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

You must not work in marketing

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

I work in IT support

Can't you tell by the murderous glint in my eye?

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)

Did you have that before puberty?

also, see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putto

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)

I guess that would turn it into a

somewhat different cartoon....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

I suppose if they're standing around in the nuddy

y'don't need boobs. :OD

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)

I think you need George & Lynn...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)

Nobody needs George & Lynne

Even though they're just drawings they look... sticky

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)

(again)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)

Hahaha!

Love it.

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Joliet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)

One of those odd ones.

First time it was deployed, it sank without trace. I put it up the other night and it made the popular board.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)

Cupid Stunt

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

Cunning!

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)

Fast forward to about 1:10 (if you like)

The Original Cupid Stunt

"It's all done in the best possible taste."

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)

"Get your ass to Marrs!!!"

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Q4nobody, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)

Shopped pics only please (and so on)

Is that who he had the affair with? No wonder he took out a super injuction

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PFC Hudson, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)

Welcome to Uncanny Valley

*shudders*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)

get your ass to marrs!

i think you mean.

he's a sexy fucker that marr, no wonder the women are clammering for him.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)

Is it a woman he's having an affair with? They don't say anything in the newspaper

other than it's a newspaper journalist mainly due to the ban Marr has put in place.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)

Cheers Ninja'd now ;)

In a few years he'll be Cain from Poltergeist?

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Q4nobody, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)

Arse to Marse!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)

^ needs more Hyper-Injunction

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)

I liked Hislop's use of the word "tad" when he described it as

"a tad hypocritical".

Such marvellous understatement. "I seem to have had my leg bitten a little ... well ... orf ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)

hehehe...

I appear to have a bit of gunshot wound, wouldn't you know?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)

I remember reading an account of a fire-fight in the Faulklands conflict, where a soldier called out

"I've lost my leg, Sir!"

To which the response was, "No you haven't I can see it from here - keep firing!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)

That's just a flesh wound!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)

Come over here and I'll bite you knees off!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

haha!

i heard it was peter sissons he was boffing

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)

Oddly,

if you google "Andrew Marr & Alice Miles", it's all there to read, and has been for ages. Seems like the not only has the horse bolted, it's run the Derby, fell at the last fence, been shot and turned into cat food and glue. The burnt remains of the stable? - Let's just say that's another story.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)

see also "imogen thomas jimmy greaves"

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)

On second thoughts, I think I'll just image search her.

Blimey!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)

^THIS,

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)

Crikey!

*drops monocle*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)

mmm...sturdy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)

Johnny Marr?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

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