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[challenge entry] evil hat
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# nice cropping
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# mmmmm.... crops
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# you can barley see the hills
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# The gift that keeps on giving


Edit: Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# T'riffic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# like this
lots
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# HahahaKEKEKEKE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Yes!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# CVLT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I just logged in and then scrolled through 3 pages to vote for this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 May 2011, 2:08, archived)
#
(lunatek, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
#
msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/bh1k6tdx%28v=vs.71%29.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
#
works fine in chrome.
(lunatek, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# In chrome?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
#
D'OH!!!
(lunatek, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# haha what??
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# What's with this mime guy?
Have I missed summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# looks like some shit from when the real people were asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Shifticist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# What is it about the Chinese that you hate so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# they don't have Bracknell
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I never thought of it like that.
Those cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# they think they are so clever
but they can't do puddings can they!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I imagine they'd do a mean rice pudding
but I've no proof to back that up
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# bananas in toffee - what's that all about?
and as for lychees! Testicles in their own juice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# as a regular gayshifter, i resemble that remark :)
actually, the most of the nightshift is a group of bots which I programmed to keep the server from going into power-save mode.

I also would like to say that I suck at programming ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
# haha
I lurk on the gayshift, but I missed Mr Mime Meme Man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
# i'm a gay shifter too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
#
the car from Knight Rider gets aroused by this video
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I thought you looked shifty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# This should rev your engine then:
www.goodreads.com/list/show/2534.Best_Gay_Shifters
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
∫ex = (ru/16)qtπ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# s i m/16
I124Q
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
#
∴ 8==D {()}
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# 8======D .oO ( ( (
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
#
╘☼╛
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# And of course
))<>((
(forever)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# (.Y.)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# THIGHNIPPLES!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# where the fuck are yours then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Thomas the Tank Centipede

My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
The Very Human Centipede.

Or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# huh?
I get the reference (I think) but not the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# It's just the thought that Thomas
pulls Clarabel with his arse made me think of The Human Centipede.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I haven't seen it
just heard bits about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# it's really quite poor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# No
it's utter fucking rubbish.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Thomas's expression in the last frame is priceless :)
(Meagrom, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Just needs a bit of engineering work to direct the flue into the first carriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Nice
Thought I was expecting all the engines to be joined together in the last panel :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Maybe she was born with it?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# maybe she's inbred with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I'd love to meet the horse that changed the bloodline forever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I heard it was a relative of our very own Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Or Frog?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# im impressed
this hadnt been done yet
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I don't think I would
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Yes... She probably has...
NING BABS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Well I just feel sorry for the swans
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# bendy necked arrogant twats
They're no better than geese really, when all's said and done
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# at least you can eat geese.
All you can do with swans is fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# and let them break your arm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# like a twig
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# it's not the best foreplay is it?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# But swans are delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# You are an asylum seeker
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Found it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Quick! Tell Bono!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# but they never look at you during
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I get them to bend right back and rim me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I'm hard now
go on...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# they can get their big yellow beaks right up there
and lick your prostate.

Not that they like it, arrogant fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I am loving this conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I saw two swans having sex the other weekend
I was a bit drunk and got rather close to them while pretending to be David Attenborough
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# A wanking David Attenborough?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# David Attenborough was always wanking
that's why he had that breathy voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ewwwww....dirty old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# here's some dirty old geese
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I didn't get as far as wanking
but I did give him some encouragement in what I imagined was a breathy Attenborough voice

"And here...we can see...the male swan has penetrated the female...go on my son...give her one..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# and now I'm reading it back to myself in the voice of the bald one off of Mock the Week
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# He's amusing, but I cant help thinking he is more annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Remember to include a big "AHHHHEM ... !" at the end of the sentence, to indicate to the bovine audience that it's now time to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Oh god, I can't stop laughing at this conversation

coworkers are giving me funny looks now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
#
loving this conversation

finding this conversation arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ^ What she said
(but without as much rain)

NOON VAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Good noonington Wobbles.
I trust all is well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# pfffft.
he said VAG.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# *giggles*

OFFICE giggles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# ^this
One time, they wouldn't even eat my homemade chocolate brownies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahaha saddest story ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Believe me, I have PTSD still to this day.


Post Traumatic Swan Disorder
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Oh I thought you were moaning about your period again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# No, that's next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I bet she hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Well Wobbly seems to think she has

...



FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Maybe he has first hand experience.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I'm sure he has lots of 'hand experience'......
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10417815
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Every time I see this pic it looks like her face has been shopped
Everything is so disproportionate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# first time I saw the original I thought someone had 'shopped it.

I can't believe not one person had the balls to tell her she looked like an eejit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I wouldn't have told her that.
I would have just called her a cunt instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Well I'm not surprised her sister didn't, her hat was similarly daft
blogs.creativepool.co.uk/files/2011/05/Princess-Eugenie-hat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# haha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# WTD?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# looks like a cunt with a bad fungal infection about the clit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# A baby blue-billed egret choking on a red cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# aah hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# But most of all I did a maaaaagpiiiiiie!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Right in its brooooown eeeeyeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
theoban?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# THEOBAN
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# They've all got '1' and uneven lines. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# RIGGED VOTE
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Non! Rien de rien!
Je n'egret rien!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# AND THE HAT'S NOT MUCH BETTER LOLZ !!1!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
anything to take peoples eyes off the face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I would have told her
whilst running away
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# LOL
Why would anyone else do that? i think its safe to say it hasn't been done
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Yes
Mictoboy done her!

'ning Barb.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# i hope you don't mind me borrowing your image
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha not at all!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
#
Remake this with a reptilian lizard face and you'll have the instant adoration of ten million David Icke fans
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Only a couple of days late



I'd forgotten just how annoying Gimp was until I did this.

I'm off to pinch a letter box
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# needs more BSOD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# another kick in the dick for sony..

and I guess they'll stop supporting mac as well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# i hope not
:(

Anyway, MS have office on mac so it probably won't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# ^this also
They will probably be kicked in the dick a lot more over the next few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# it's not looking good to be honest
had a better look at that brink game you talked about, looks amazing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Yeah, I'm still picking it up Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I might trade in crysis 2 but La Noire is out next week..not sure
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah, good thing is there's no online for LA Noire!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# haha yea that's my thinking.. :(
I am close to trading in portal 2 as well, but I was to complete the co-op :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Don't do it man!
It's meant to be absolutely amazing. We'll do it soon as it's back up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# cool sounds like a plan.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# been getting really bad reviews
but there's some suggestion that the reviews are based on playing on your own against bots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I watched Machinima's live stream on Xbox last night.
Looked slower paced than I thought it would have been, but it is purely objective based after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# most of the reviews I've seen are 8/10 average
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# i dunno about total support ending,
I think they just bought it to steal the video call coding
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# aye they probably will support it...1.2billion bargain :o/

wish I had a share in skype now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
#
I dont know? I think I here the little clicks of millions of people hitting the cancel Skype account button.
I think that share you wish you had has probably gone down.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I bet you're humming the theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# If the theme tune is "Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Gigglebiz, Na-Na Na-Na Ho-Ho-Ho"
Then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# it's Voodoo Chiles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# slight return
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# justin looks like he enjoys dressing as a lady far too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Beautifully done
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# haha - really?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Darn toot'n
gave me my first proper chuckle of the day
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# na-na na-na na-na oooone na-na na-na na-na oooone


never seen daybreak so I don't know that tune
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# I'm completely lost on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1yzIeBRh5o
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Of course!
Now I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Behold! The Evil Chuckle Brother! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# The one on the right looks grim too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Has anyone ever checked the harddrives of these 2 gentlemen?
I bet they've never sent their PCs to be repaired without wiping it first..
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# wiping the crusty, mouldy, spunk with dried pubes off the keyboard that is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# :(
I feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# was it the chuckle pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# LIGHTBULB MOMENT!
So THAT's why my control tab keeps sticking!
*goes off to find cotton buds and Vim
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Cillit Bang all the way, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I'll Cillit Bang you all the way in a minute if you're not careful
/Mr Gimpson blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Ewwwww......
There's no need for that now, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Not if you have one of those rubber keyboard covers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# ZX Spectrum?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# INK
PAPER
SPLASH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# RANDOMIZE USER
Isn't that Chatroulette?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# It's cleared up a bit since I've been using that cream
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Really?
Are you sure you're using it properly?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I haven't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Well, MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I have no interest in donkey porn

anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# You've changed, man. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# For the better-er
yeaheah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Chuckle Chuckle Vision, Ch-Chuckle Vision. Chuckle Chuckle Vision, Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Fuckle Vision
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# To me....
to you....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# this is not unexpected evil
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Fair play to 'em though
they've managed to carve out a career in children's entertainment for 30 years or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
#
they've managed to carve out a career in children 's entertainment for 30 years or so
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Had to escape from f5ing on b3ta when my router crashed and this was the rather worrying result...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Worrying, because it arouses you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# CHUCKLE BROTHERS CLINGFILM BUKKAKE POSSESSION
...play their new jazz exploration here on Radio 8, from 2-9pm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# coach trip
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Sorry.


It has taken me since the Grand National to do this, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# RDMAN?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# "People called RDMAN, they go the house"?
Vocative plural of annus is...?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Uh, anni?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# if you had taken longer it might have turned out better....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Don't be so fucking rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
That Joker, always trying to break Batman's Catwoman's fingers with his her Kapow chin
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# psst...

It's Robin Catwoman
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Yes, I KNOW that. I was just seeing if someone noticed.
Er, yes, that's it. I was just seeing if someone noticed. Er, well done! :/

Please collect your slow clap from Glasgee. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# I HATE YOU PRODIGY I HATE YOU PRODIGY I HATE YOU.....


*stomps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# shush, people are looking
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I got a junior pedant set for Christmas
I’m not very good at spotting dodgy punctuation yet but boy can I tell the difference between Super heroes
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# go fuck yerself.
the 'as well' part of his comment makes it sound like it has taken him this long to do it.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# The "if you had taken longer it might have turned out better...." part of the statement makes you sound like a twat.
Wait, sorry I'm doing it wrong:

"GO FUCK YERSELF AS WELL MNNG"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# *slow claps*

your hatred for me is amusing..cheers x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# My hatred? hahaha, really?
I think you're a twat. I don't hate you. Don't flatter yourself, my hatred is reserved for really evil people, not dumbos with chips on their shoulders. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# *stomp stomp stomp*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# grow up
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Dumbo and Chips?
Mmm, that's lunch sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# that'd feed a whole office that would
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Sweep stakes?
Someone spang this man within an inch of his wife!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# I did say sorry.
I also did not bother too much with shopping it and it is only tagged because the source was tagged ant the strange stipe needed something.

I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# More worrying is her vacuum attachment tails protruding from her dress!
EDIT: What is even more worrying still is the fact someone went to a store, looked through their product range, got out their hard earnt money and went to the shopkepper, 'That one. Out of all your range I want to buy that dress.'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# That is her third leg.
I knew of a ship's cook who had three legs.

That's not a joke. I knew of a ship's cook who had three legs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I knew a milking stool like that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# OLE'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Manholé!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I see you've had your hair done, it suits you!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# How many?
LRDMANY

I bet she's Buffy's housekeeper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I considered making that joke,
but I bottled it.

Only the Dutch . . . etc.

How is you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Heheh
I'm alright, thanks. In the process of buying an Actual Real Life House, with windows and all. Makes me a bit anxious.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I have onhe.
Every time I walk into it (and I mean EVERY time) I think 'They let me have this?'

I am not really suitable to own a lego house.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I can only imagine how you feel
and I hope to soon be feeling the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# how long does it take you to add a banner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Four Candles
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I always wondered how they powered that thing...

Click for mahoosive (3.4MB)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Bloody marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha....
fucking care bears... bastards, the lot of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# they were remarkably flammable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# At least they demonstrate one benefit
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# There were times when you couldn't have a proper barbecue without lighting it with a care bear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Haha, great
Care Bears are freaky little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# care bear bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
#
Bloody marvelous! Well done!
(Roddimus_Prime Should be revising, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha
It's the cute ones you have to be careful of
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Yes - we know ;-)
*gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Fantasclick
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# absolutly brilliant!!!
*click*
(batey, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# oh such win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# 'ningles all. I know it's bindun as I bindunned it about 10 years ago here.
I'd just like to think that my tattyshopping abilities have improved a bit since then


London Bash 2011 28th May for all those who haven't signed up yet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Imported? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Vodka Jellyfish:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Jellyfish don't live in vodka.
That's blatently ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Friday night after work they do!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I know I will be this week
hope I don't get stung
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# *pisses on*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# I may end up in a fetish club you never know where the vodka leads you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:53, archived)
# I thought those were pickles!
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# you got that floating bottle looks spot on
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# You got that "chip on the shoulder, bottom lip stuck out" look spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# haha you amuse me..
now jump through this hoop
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# trying to lure us with exotic drinks eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# it's all gin from a pickle jar round Ghosty's
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Only the best for you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Mother's ruin!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I know nothing about any bash.
Also: What the fuck are jellyfish doing that bottle of vodka?

ANSWER ME!


/Simon Quinlank blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:54, archived)
# The foxtrot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# This answer will do.
for now, ghostie - only for now...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Later on they'll be doing the Charlston
and then back home for lashings and lashings of ginger beer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# I am intrigued by this suggestion of a bash in London
pray tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# THere will be cheese
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# I hate cheese
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# You're luckt there's not any boiled rabbits, just sayin'...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# and kibble!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Come on
You can at least wash your bellend for the bash, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I am but I'm saving the cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Amusingly (?)
the bit that looks most 'shopped is the bottle being on the shelf, which I assume is there in the source?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# The shelf is. I guassian blurred behind the bar counter.
I think it was 8 layers in the end.

I was lucky with the bottle source. 2k pix wide white background that enabled me to deconstruct the bottle and reconstruct it as a stransparant glass.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# It's the lack of shadow (of at least different from the bowl)
opposing light sources etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Are those minature Jamnogs floating around in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# No but he did leave this behind last time...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# they come
Photobucket

inspired by: www.b3ta.com/board/10417374
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:49, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# ^ he comes ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# HE NEEDS A TISSUE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# he's using the pinch method
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# her face is far too small for all the things that are on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Whahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Wonderful!
But needs more Roddy Piper. Doesn't everything?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# OBEY!

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaa!
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Is Morrisons
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# WIN!
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Morning!
*ducks to avoid spang*

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 11 May 2011, 7:59, archived)
# NING dogbomb

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:03, archived)
# hahaha
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:26, archived)
# another classic tim vine joke
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# ... where everyone has a magic semi?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# most people enter with a limp
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Happy Birthday to...
Natasha Richardson, Phil Silvers and Holly Valance



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 6:47, archived)
# I have also just knocked another one out for Holly...
I hope you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 6:50, archived)
# Every time I see her name, I mistakenly read it as Holly Palance
(showing my age)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 11 May 2011, 7:19, archived)
# You are only as old as the woman you dream about...
Born August 5, 1950!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Julie Andrews?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Holly Palance in Omen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Clara Petacci?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Is Audi having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I'm not as old as that
but as a teen I found her very, erm, *presentable* hosting Ripley's Believe It Or Not alongside her more famous papa.
The 80's version of Holly Palance
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 7:31, archived)
# after me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:06, archived)
# at the same time if your up for it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Can I watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# sure
but it'll cost
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Have!



*dreams
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 May 2011, 7:34, archived)
# she is gagging for you
you need to follow her with a mop she is that wet
/Inbetweeners
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 7:40, archived)
# heh heh!
i only discovered the inbetweeners recently.
it's much better than it has any right to be
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# It's much better than a small virtually unknown should be
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Well, the first series was
The second series was watchable, the third series was just a big bucket of donkey toss. Thy'd turned the characters into caricatures of themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# the first episode of the third series was fantastic
it dropped of pretty quick after that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Might.
Depends if she'd get up and put t'kettle on after.
Edit: Also Linda Evangelista

Edit Edit: Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 11 May 2011, 7:45, archived)
# ^ Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
#
Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# but isn't 'tasch dead?
don't we celebrate peoples death day once they died?

they are doing it on radio 2 with a bob marley retrospective.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Sending Birthday wishes on b3ta - The Rules
Posts must contain one of the following:
1. Semi-nude ladies
2. Dead people
3. Filtered images
4. Children
5. The Artist Formally Known Prince
6. Berkas
7. PeaRoasts
8. Fully clothed boring images of real people who are still alive
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# so that would be a photo then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# scarred for life.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# give it up
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# more FB
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 5:36, archived)
# Im pretty sure that domain exists.
Not checking it from the office comp tho.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# to Bel-Air ! !
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 May 2011, 2:23, archived)
# gah!
I spent ages writing a script to detect 'bel-air' posts on b3ta, so imagine my disappointment when the siren went off, I woke up, logged on and it was a false alarm.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 May 2011, 2:40, archived)
# ha ha!
i could't think of anything else to write and i thought mixing memes on this magnitude would tear a hole in space time
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 May 2011, 3:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 4:26, archived)
# like something from an Egyption tomb
tomb womb
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 4:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 4:51, archived)
# like:

this?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 5:01, archived)
# boneheads :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 5:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fudxt7Pek4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 5:12, archived)
# "everyone does it and gets hurt--but it won't happen to me"
*nurse, nurse . . . where am I?*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 5:23, archived)
# Fresh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# One thing that would always worry me in those adverts...

Bit like forgetting to close a tab before sending a screenshot to the boss I suppose!
(Virulent, Wed 11 May 2011, 1:00, archived)
# nope
just you, then...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 May 2011, 1:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 1:15, archived)
# now the mind boggling thing would be...
if this is the image they were looking at on the screen
(Virulent, Wed 11 May 2011, 1:17, archived)
# or this:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 May 2011, 1:34, archived)
# probably more like this
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 May 2011, 1:52, archived)
# He's been saving tubgirl and goatse again.....
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 May 2011, 1:19, archived)
# wasn't him!
Honest, he must have a virus!
(Virulent, Wed 11 May 2011, 1:23, archived)
# any excuse
:p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 May 2011, 1:33, archived)
# I found one of these


The adults can have up to a 3ft wingspan and make a bone-chilling scream as they swoop. Usually found in small groups of about 6 or 8.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Holy Mother Of God...
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:15, archived)
# FUCK SHIT!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:16, archived)
# 'small groups' ,, eek!
it looks so cute and cuddly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I think there's one of these on my curtains
What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Stop taking drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:20, archived)
# It's alright,
I caught it with a glass and a bit of paper and put it outside. It flew off and took the neighbours dog with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Cricket bats were originally made for that very purpose.
Holy shit, winged spiders is now my worst nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Cricket Bat you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# my cat eats them as often as he can catch them
I prefer to just pull the wings off
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:27, archived)
# When I were a lad.
I used to pull the legs off things and chuckle at imagining a crane fly crash landing later. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# I think just about every boy does that to craneflies
it's part of the job description
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:32, archived)
# If I catch a cranefly
I stuff it into the web made by the tube spider that lives in the wall of my shed.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Meals on wheels
er, wings. Fingers? erm...
I approve of insect charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:36, archived)
# It is what they are for, rubbish insects.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 1:27, archived)
# I'm told that they eat mosquitoes (these are also called may flies, right?)
Anything that eats mosquitoes is good to have around. They're kind of cute, too.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 11 May 2011, 2:25, archived)
# No May flies are different., craneflies are often called 'Daddy long legs'
Look up Dragon fly larvae, they kill mosquito larvae and just about anything they can get hold of.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Craneflies don't eat anything, they just breed
or get fed to tube spiders. The larvae do the eating.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Kill it with things!



woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 May 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Fuck that is fantastic
*wants long-haired version*
*keeps kittens occupied*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Amazing.
My GF asked me whether it was real (she is quite smart but easy to tease too). Now she just thinks it's cute.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 11 May 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Christ almighty, that is fucking HORRIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Mangamafied a girl I know
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I say!
She looks feisty...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# you could say that
a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181925_105728176172951_100002073081857_52593_6462541_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Goodness!
That's an *ahem* arresting young lady...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# late 20's so not so arresting
not going down that road again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I detect a 'tale', sir
Care to elucidate?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:48, archived)
# haha no not really
lets just say I thought she was older than she was until her brother asked if I was coming to her 16th birthday party, I escaped very quickly.

This was 10 years ago but still worries me that I had 15 year old bewbs in my hands, lucky I didn't go any further
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:52, archived)
# o_O
Truly a Kelly McDonald moment :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:53, archived)
# yup
with less smack
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Want smack?
www.b3ta.com/questions/nightsoutgonewrong/post1133506
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# ha ha talk about a fucked up night
(batey, Wed 11 May 2011, 2:26, archived)
# So,
once she was legal, you made your excuses and left? :P
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:04, archived)
# no school uniform no hanky panky
I have my reputation to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:07, archived)
# How
has she managed to fall over whilst wearing those boots?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# You cannot fall over
if you're unable to stand in the first place.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 11 May 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Would!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I say!.That's my niece you're woulding I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 10 May 2011, 23:48, archived)
# POIDH
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Well, I pretended she was for a while there
and you don't want pictures of my face at the time
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 11 May 2011, 0:12, archived)
# OK, fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:14, archived)
# aw...
farm1.static.flickr.com/25/48923881_9dfff8f093.jpg

edit: sorry
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 11 May 2011, 0:29, archived)
# So you should be!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:33, archived)
# We should have 'P' plates after the 'L' ones
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 11 May 2011, 0:40, archived)
# interesting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:43, archived)
# That's my favourite colour that is.
And no, I am not racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Sorry old chap.
I've just come.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:00, archived)
# *applauds*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:02, archived)

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