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# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# lovely
what's that in the bottom right of the pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# The trainer
of a man who left in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# A concrete sock?
FOR SPORTS!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# are they about to get jiggy?
the way hanks is eyeing up boba's helmet suggests that they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I think Gump being the impressionable character he is
h's probably being groomed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# hanks has never done it for me
there's something completely gormless about his face that puts me off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] For those who like their tea a touch on the 'Dark side'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Nice. I can see them in the shops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# "do YOU have a book of matches?
I want to burn down the death star..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I approve of this tyrannical pot of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Luke, I am your cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# dunk your hobnob
and your journey to the dark side will be complete!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# marvelous
if only it were coffee with appropriate sfx
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Pour Darth.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Ozzy's clowning around
(t romantic, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# piss holes in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# i don't mean to LOL i know its insensitive
"geliophobia is no laughing matter" makes me giggles
(t romantic, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# it's meant to :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] T

an ancient pearoast.
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# don't,
he'll never know sadness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN NO DRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Ah yes, that well-known celebrity
Mr Cup
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# he had to sell most of his gold you know
to pay for his habit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# i thought he'd auctioned it off
for charitea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# nope
sold it all for smack...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# happens to us all, sooner or later
i'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# and legs
shouldn't have drunk so much tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# (Rich tea fingers, that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# *pitea
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# LO LO LO LOLOOOOOOOO

In other news, I see Freebase made the FP. All is well with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# it's like watching the internet through a toilet window
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Isn't that how everyone does it?
Noon Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# You want the links...... oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I did look for a lo lo lo lo looooooooo board
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Sorry
Someone did a delete! =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# There really should be a 'deleted posts' board for that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# there is if you compo a reply
but it was shit anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# On Soviet b3ta
Links want YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# fuckt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# 1920's windows FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# thank you - this had my son distracted for 11 seconds...
then he tried to dismantle the compter... then to eat a battery...

wooseome though...

happy birthday b3ta - I think we can honestly say we've collectively made the world a better place over the past 10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# ???
!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# our (the gay) time has truely come
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# he snuck in with teh memes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Lawrence Welk. ON ACID!
Damnit, I really should stop sleeping. That way I would never miss b3ta posts. Now I have to spend the morning catching up, when I should be trying to get work done.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# that time already :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# *giggles like a retarded schoolgirl*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I like my schoolgirls retarded
*gurns like a dirty old man*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Oooooh!
It nearly gets his 'bellend'
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# haha..it needed careful mechanical calibration
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# "cuckoo cock"
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha
the quality of the cock made me snigger
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# quality not quantity
never had any complaints so far*
........*may contain lies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# :D
Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# nice
sore way to lose 4skin tho
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I think they should actually make those.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Pwned!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aye up, Ninj - how are you, Guv?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Wowzer JP!!!!
That's awesome sir!!! Not too bad, your goodself?
Watched 'Paul' very nervously last night with my lad...


...bit nervous at first, BUT, bloody loved it!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I shall seek it out, thanks for the tip!
I'm feeling a bit off-colour, so having a duvet day today.

More tea required, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Get better soon sirrah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Yeah, it's a lot better than I was led to believe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# good grief
I likey thYT
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Holy moly!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Mr Cre!
Afternoon, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Hello hello

been visited R'lyeh have we?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Zone 7 on my oyster card, got my season ticket
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Indeed. Talking gibberish already
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Oi!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Tijd om naar huis te gaan!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I've been home all day
/unwell blog :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Stop badgering that poor cat!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# He's not looking happy, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# do they ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Well, sometimes they do...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# aw
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# HAHAH
NICE
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# aaaw...lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# red p gettin funky
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Down to the final 3 couples now.

Happy Anniversary B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# The only good penguin...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Did someone say Fett?



Click for bigger (309 kb)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Carbonite condoms?
Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Arielle for her pleasure
No good to me broken
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Bloody penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# What a rude penguin!
He deserves a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# This picture
was going to be full of atmosphere and meaning. But inside my head is an odd place somedays, and i can't bear to finish it now.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# All you need is a crack forming down the middle
of the ice sheet as a submarine periscope pops up just in time to see a close up of the penguin flipping it the bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# That certainly
sounds preferable to what Herman did to it...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Tea 'n' wolf
(thehaiku, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Heh heh
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# haha
is that a chocolate teapot?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# might as well give this one an airing
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# that`s crying out for a.......
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Inspired by conversation with Halibut :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I can see the first and second hands
but only smell the turd hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
#
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/09/13/lincolnshire_incident/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# ...... :(
Oh Spalding why do you bring the rest of us down *Lincolshire resident blog*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Forever you shall be known as the "County full of People who Crap on Dead Hedgehogs"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Pooing in a clock
that sits above a lit fire?

Big mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# 'lo Chutters
How did you get that special icon?

*wants one*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Donate now and it can be yours!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Oh!
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Rob launched it yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/10533361
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# The fastest icon in the west!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# he can have a levitating party hat too


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# According to this, I must be a champion at shitting in clocks,
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# It bloody well is too
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I was going to poo in a clock today
Maybe I'll get around to it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I've said this many times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
(dazzled, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# When does a dream become a nightmare?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# When I appear
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Well hello
Lurky McLurkington
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# happy 10th

/pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Read the FAQ
noob! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# ha
/scuttles orf
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Gah
just wait until some of the older posters see this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Well la de da
Mr. Fancypants 126!

I suppose you remember when this site were all fields...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# not as much as this user...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# When memes were young
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# thank god for some Beattie at last
the board's been lacking it
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I almost forgot


what with 9/11 and all
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
# There is no thirteenth month.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# ^ this
Still deserves to be Bradford Editions-ed, though
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# someone died....
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# But did anyone die?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# stuart lubbock?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# pffffttt
do you mind if I borrow steal that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# be my guest :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I find this offensive
It completely mocks the victims of the incident with the pigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] One for older readers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# I think we all admit
this is how we would have liked it to pan out.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Whatever would Buffy say?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha, superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha! She's a bit rougher looking than
I remembered her being...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Haha! Nicely :)
The dirty monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Was that not a coffee advert?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Yeah
that was sort of the point
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Haha!
Princely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I saw Anthony Head on stage, playing Frank N Furter in "Rocky Horror"
It was after the coffee ads but before Buffy. The audience were heckling him based on his coffee ad experiences, shouting out "Gold Blend" all the time.

When Frank kills Eddie, someone shouted out "Didn't he like your coffee?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Best Rocky Horror ad-lib I saw was by Windsor Davies
playing the Narrator/Criminologist in a production back in the mid-late 90's. After much heckling by one particular gent near the front,
Davies held his hands up to stop everything, then calmly walked out to the front, looming down over this chap, and in the loudest
(almost Blessed-esque) voice shouted
"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDUP YOU WAAAAANKAAAAAAAAH"!
Cue a huge cheer from the rest of us, and the show carried on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Almost good enough to forgive him for "Never the Twain"
BTW, Jason Donovan makes quite a good Frank too. Good legs for the role.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# The Frank in this production was Jonathon Morris (from 'Bread')
with Sophie Lawrence as Janet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Nowt wrong with Never the Twain
especially the theme tune

www.djdownload.com/mp3-detail/Jack+Trombey/Domino+Never+The+Twain/De+Wolfe+Music+Library/3363024
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Just the tip
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# *applauds*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Bit late, but there you go.


Spot the meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Epic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Not epic.
STONKIN' HEROICALLY EPIC.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Perfect! Rob should commission a show at the Tate immediately.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# but without the 'e' on the end
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# wonderful. Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Very good...

* Claps like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# haha. nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Woo! :D
Also: I see you, tiny be-shorted fat boy!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# *Aplauds*
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Nice!
Good work hiding the memes in the second pic, it took me a while to realise Svenno was at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Looks again
Oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I reckon B3ta would make a great "gallery event"
/Talk could be a sort of live action performance piece
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I reckon B3ta would make a great "gallery event"
/Talk could be a sort of mass suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Epic!!
...and *clicked*

:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# This was so nearly
a reality in a very tiny way. And still might be one day, if I can get the green light.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty and wonder
though that enormous crack makes it a bit NSFW.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# love this
:)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# epic crackage, sir!
*click* crack paddy whack
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# It's "2012" in 10 seconds
And clickage to Smallbrainfield for a superb image. Particularly liked the memes in the turbine hall.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# very very good
you can`t beat pics that make you zooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# awesome!
(CjR Mix, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Is that the old B3tasea Power Station?
Very good. Have a post-modern click.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# WONDERFUL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Beautiful!
Can I submit my paltry efforts to the show?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# S'very nice.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# That is a thing of beauty
Quo, Svenno, Sturdy, Henry
(But no room for Beatty)

[almost rhymes]


Brilliant, and clicked like a Jet.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# woo
your all gay etc
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Typo Nazi
You're all gay, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 7:59, archived)
# its an old meme
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)
# :)
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# OH FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Oh, how I love this
And Yay! for GMOS!

This is my 15,000th post!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Aww I love spot the meme!
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Proof positive,
both in the OP and in the replies, that there are some serious artists on B3ta all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Takes hat off
Marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(anvil, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Woo!. Love the Mag cock up the chimney! Here's mine from an old compo!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Game over
You have now completed all levels and won b3ta.

Feel free to play b3ta again at a more difficult level with higher speed, more memes and more magenta.

*clicks a lot*
(spinoza, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Well bugger me.
Because of this I remembered this and I can't stop laughing now.

Good work!

www.b3ta.com/features/sunshinevarietycoachbigdayout/
(Marwood, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# That
is fucking woo!
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
stunning work! The Hirst shark and copter is fantastic.

And no, I'd never have noticed the cheeky 'little' Svenno if others hadn't mentioned him.

(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Super.
Happy 10th Birthday b3ta.
You meant a lot to me. Good times!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa¡ *stealthily hacks computer* ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!

Click for +400 more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Jajajajaja

Makes me think of this (spack alert)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# That alert should have been a bit more prominent.
*goes for eye transplant*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Nice stripes....
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# slightly on topic thread jack
can anyone confirm xbox live is up and running, or down and dead?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# There's no news about it being down on Eurogamer or on their forums
so it's probably alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# hmmm....
i'm getting Server Error in '/' Application. from xbox.com
my 360 connects to web but not to live. i don't mind if it's down, i just hate the idea of my stuff not working properly
edit - confirmed down
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# What is a xbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# it's the
female version of a ybox

*edit* doh
(iamjthearmeroar, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# a box for putting x's in
they either carry half dozen, or a dozen, x's
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Win... Where can I get one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# they're not availble in the shops
however, you can call 0870 1235 7785 to order one.
you'll receive a free gift if you're one of our "lucky" callers
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# * Phones
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# woo!
replaying this and this time stealth can get to fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# You've finished this already?
I'm on Dead Island at the mo :)

Neurofen required screengrab
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# TIOS MIO!
I didn't ask for theeeese!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I always imagine this when I see this sign...
...and finally got round to making the image.

(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha - yes!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Aww he's all on his own :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# ha ha
Mr Water Bucket turned up earlier, and everyone seemed to just "vanish"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I was thinking on similar lines,
though I prefer to imagine that he's the only one of his kind that escaped from a Zombie Bucketmen attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# All he needs to do is wander down the road to the petrol station and soon
He'll have lots of friends again :D

Edit: in fact we need to stop thinking of major fires as "disasters" and more along the lines of Fire-family-get togethers.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I do like a happy ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# poor little guy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# He only wants to maim and burn we should all give him a big group cuddle
*ouch ouch ouch*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# ha ha! ...just now, I was insprired to make this from a stupid thought I had a couple of days ago
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Haha! Fucking hell, Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Moist nipple twister?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# ha ha
If I am cooking, and I read that.... I start to sing

"They see me rollin.... I'm boiling"
"Pastarollin... I'm just cookin pasta"
"I'm just cookin pasta"
"I'm just cookin pasta"

I usually cook alone....

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# my head works a lot like that too. many phrases i read or hear open up a magic jukebox and it finds a song with similar lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Ahhh...
The poor little flicker!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Awwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# poor lonely flame
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# It made sense at the time... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Haha! Sense? What's that then? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Subtle and clever
unlike most of the business ideas on the show.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# ha - well that's left an impression.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# all hail
our new vagina-mouthed sofa overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# anyone else hear "Deborah Meadon" in The Script song For The First Time?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# and just now, it feels like, Deborah Meadon, for the first time
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# You're supposed to make cents.
Lots of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)

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