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Teefs!!
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Ninj ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:32,
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teefs!
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:33,
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jaws mcgowan
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:36,
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YARM YARM YARM YAAAAARM
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:34,
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Teefs!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:12,
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\o/
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:16,
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the cold, dead eyes of david mitchell
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:22,
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!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:24,
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I thought that was Paul McCartney for moment...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:34,
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If they ever remake Magic (the Anthony Hopkins film)
David Mitchell should play the dummy
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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this amuses me more than it should
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:22,
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:0
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:28,
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Hahahahahahaha!
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:11,
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shiro_kuma ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:21,
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I can almost hear them tooting their horn.
(The Fall Guy is shit, though.)
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:24,
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I want to know what the Fall Guy did in Winter, Spring and Summer
/American-English reference
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:26,
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You almost need a spangin' for that.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:28,
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but, but, he was a stuntman AND he caught criminals!
it's an ace AND logical concept
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:36,
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That as may be, but it fails in the execution.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:05,
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That wasn't part of his job
He was a bounty hunter, not an executioner.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:11,
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bounty's don't take much hunting though really, in the scheme of things
as chocolate bars go they are largely quite inert and consequently offer little if any resistance.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:24,
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The ones in shops, sure
They're the dead innards of domesticated bounties. Now, the ones in the wild... they'll rip your nuts off.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:58,
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But it was watchable for
Heather Thomas in a bikini.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:44,
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i like your animation style
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:28,
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cheers. i recently watched the dukes of hazard again and it was utter shite, no wonder my dad used to laugh all the way through it
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shiro_kuma ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:29,
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Very nicely done.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:30,
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This is great
nice work
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:31,
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Hahahaha... I love that!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:32,
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The worst Photoshop I've ever done, but seams okay to me.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:50,
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yee haa!
this makes 80`s tv look not as shit as it was
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:35,
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Ace
But where's Mutley?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:36,
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very nice!
love the big flowers
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Milkman Dan ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:46,
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top stuff
kerlick
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:00,
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nice!
I only watched the fall guy for his cool truck. I had a big die-cast toy of it with a working winch. 'Black bear' eh? Better watch someone on here doesnt draw you getting bummed by a pteradactyl!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:00,
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YEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:14,
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Yay!
I won a copy of 'The Fall Guy' by Elite software on the ZX Spectrum. After 10 minutes (including loading time) I realised it was unmitigated shit. And people moan about Dead Island being 'a bit buggy'. You kids don't know you're fucking born.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:05,
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100% glee goin' on here :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:03,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:07,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:08,
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hahaha
*awaits hedgie's freddie mercury aids hairdyer one*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:10,
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gives me the horn
PARP!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:17,
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I love this!
Hallo Ninjarella! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:25,
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Hai Moleypoos!!
\O/ :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:35,
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dumbo fanny pack?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:12,
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in stores now
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:18,
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*orders two*
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:53,
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This is excellent
Well spotted, Sir :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:17,
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excellent
I too enjoy doing 'the elephant'
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Mousing ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:21,
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Hahahaha! That's great!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:26,
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Haha!
Utterly mesmerised
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:32,
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Nice hat!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:49,
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It's infectious ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:52,
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nicely
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:58,
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I like her stumpy little legs....
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:00,
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oh yeah!
mushy season
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:01,
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Enchanterelling!
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fuscous ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:14,
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aha
good spot, that man
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:36,
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Did anyone listen to Just A Minute last night?
Pam Ayers was ace.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:43,
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She usually is
I haven't listened to it yet though.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:44,
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Nice, but.....
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MAP ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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Spell-it-Out Shirts
If you're using a group of people, build a list of German football shirt that form a phrase or quote that's synonymous while using team itself. Begin by selecting what phrase you will choose make certain enough individuals are coming over to stipulate your selected phrase. Now make team to purchase and decorate the shirts and set the right letters to stipulate the phrase to the football. For an added personal element, you can have the group of shirts alternate inside the teams colors to generate your group stick out in the crowd.
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Myra12 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:05,
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BUY SHIT
SELL PUSSY
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:06,
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Ok, now you can just bugger off
And shove your shoddily-made pieces of shit that you're selling up your rancid, infected arse.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:06,
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It's Tuesday isn't it...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:06,
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what the fuck is going on here then?
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:08,
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Don't buy from http://www.football-shirt-sale.co.uk/
I hear they use puppies and kittens in their products. And I hear Myra12 is a known doughnut-munching houseplant toucher who once verbally abused her television.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:12,
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and they sell credit card details to pirates!
proper pirates, with parrots and wooden legs and shit
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:14,
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It's not even a UK-based website
Registrant's address: tianhe guangzhou 511500 China They lied to us!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:18,
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Chinese spammer? Whatever next, an unwashed frenchman?
/casual xenophobialols
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:19,
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COMMIES!?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:30,
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I thought the entirely coherent description of the product was a clue
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:23,
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ah! my mum bought my son a shitty chinese toy bus.
the best thing about it was the "more funny game" on the packaging. this is now our standard response to almost anything
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:33,
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looks like the mods have deleted this spamming cunt
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:54,
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Faq off.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:09,
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Clicks the ignore button
twat
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:24,
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It's time for....
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:25,
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:28,
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dude no likey
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:43,
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LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:40,
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ha
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:26,
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thank you
I will now use the word "stipulate" more often
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:44,
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Let's evacuate a german football shirtlist!!!
Foram a quote that stipulate yoursynonymous white team itself! Now alternate inside the teams you can have the grounp of shrits, For an added shirts! and colors to your group stick out in the people! Build a phrase! and, twat off, you gopping prison labour fuckshit.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:05,
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I'm using a group of people
but not in ways I can speak freely about on the internets
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:12,
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why is it in dollars when you are a .co.uk site?
please fuck of and sit on a chainsaw you spamming fuckwad.I do hope no one leaves any comments on your blog now be a good girl, liang dongDR, and fuck off. also is the email address you are using as a trading name yours?[email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] damn, i do hope no spambots pick that up.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:32,
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"Now make team to purchase and decorate the shirts and set the right letters to stipulate the phrase to the football." English, motherfucker! Do you speak it? .
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MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ... ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:36,
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Eat shit
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:14,
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piss off and die!
:D
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:26,
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:48,
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indeedy, spambots pleeeease take note...
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:24,
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Mascot Themed Shirt
Create a shirt which has your favorite team's mascot on there. Find a picture that you would like to draw upon your German football shirt and start sketching the image. Once you've come up with image, you possibly can bring in the mascot and add flare towards the entire shirt. You can a cape for the shirt or sayings that promote your team to create home another victory. Also together with your mascot themed shirt, you can wear head wear that complements your shirt. By way of example, if your favorite football team's mascot is often a Viking, you can put on a viking helmet to increase your mascot shirt.
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Myra12 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:05,
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o hai
a/s/l?
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:05,
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63/h/3"
Wanna cyber?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:29,
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Wow!
Can I? Can I really? Thank you, spambot! You've made my day - nay, my entire month! Love you, spambot!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:06,
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that's a neato what now right!
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Mousing ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:06,
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:09,
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hahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:20,
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oh for ffs, I scroll down further
and there's another chinese murder tibet drive tank tiananmen prison forced labour illegal arrest and false imprisonment unable to build a fucking concrete structure even if it'll kill them and it will anyway. Stick a viking helmet up your ass.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:08,
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Increase my mascot shirt?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:14,
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"hey bud, I heard from Ted that your mascot shirt isn't so big"
"Yeah Brad, I got a small mascot shirt" "Don't feel sad bro! I used to have the smallest mascot shirt ever!" "Woah, Brad! REALY?" "Yeah man, but then I increased my mascot shirt, and you've already seen the results!" "HAHA Man! If I increase my mascot shirt will I get all the chicks like you?" "Well, you'll get some of them, but not all of them! HAHA HAHA" "HAHA HAHA"INCREASE YOUR MASCOT SHIRT TODAY!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:19,
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|ncr34se y0r m@$c0t s|-|irT
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:52,
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Huh?
Where did Myra12 go? Golden opportunity for a "rub you wrong time, ten dorrer" style wind up? @Myra12 "You post nude pics, we buy shirt? How much for jiggy-jiggy shirt?"
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MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ... ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:40,
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Morning!
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dogbomb ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:16,
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Liar!
Everyone knows that apples are like Kryptonite to doctors.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:30,
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heh heh!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:55,
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Yeah, this is what I imagined it was like
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:56,
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hahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:03,
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Hahahahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:37,
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for a moment I thought that was limes
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:08,
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*cue Prodge's "strawberry" pic...*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:35,
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I'm here...
have mine (although I'm sure it's of no relevance#)
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:45,
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Todays Bevvy of Birthday Beauties are:
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:57,
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While todays Sexy Stripys are:
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:57,
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Happy birthday Wedge
We'll have to use harpoons; the armour's to strong, or something
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:05,
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Nice work again, I think.
Mira Sorvino, would be nice, dunno if she wears stripes, though.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:32,
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:)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:06,
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Oh my.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:22,
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Hiya
Please do Victor Jara tomorrow.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:34,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:39,
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hahahahah
dance, fucker
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:43,
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He's the Michael Flatley of dictators
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:48,
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he was really a lil' cutie
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:58,
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*edits pic adding ken dodd*
god, am i getting that lazy?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:08,
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hahaha
soon that's what b3ta will be
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:18,
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i'd be great at that.
but, only using other peoples' initial ideas
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:39,
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Right ...
I've just added "but, only using other peoples' initial ideas" TOAP stylee to RATTLEHAEDS's pic, with real's 'Ken Dodd Mod(TM)'. Next? .
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MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ... ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:51,
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Ha ha ha... You Loon!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:49,
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HAHAHAHA!!
classic manouvres.
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:57,
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Ahahahah
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:31,
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that right there
is a good frame rate :D I believe he's having a boogie to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1y0JZ22txI
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:50,
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DOAP (dates on a picture)
/relurks
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:01,
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DOAB
but I like it
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An Egg ,D ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:16,
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*clicks*
well done!
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thwart is just not feeling it with you ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:19,
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very clever!
:D
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:15,
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hmmm
Shouldn't the first pane 2nd 1985 be a 1985 alternate as it was different ot he first 1985 he left , in that his parents were successful and loving when he retuned. So that would mean the 2nd pane 1985a would be a 1985 b ?
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ratman ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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/
and of course the 3rd pane 1985 would be the 1st pane 1985 alternate 1985a ?
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ratman ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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M A G N I F I C O
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Nozenritten Spaniards make it better ,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:32,
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Being a talented prick
relurk
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:36,
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This is obviously very clever....
.... A bit too clever for my simple brain because I don't get it at all.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:40,
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My bad.
I completely and utterly misunderstood the compo subject (I'll delete the three entries I was gonna post in the morning.... Ahem!). Yes, very nice sir, well done.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:48,
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The reason I came here.(AnimalCrossing gijinka)
↑ The above picture is no much relevant. In fact, I don't like Japanese people. :( I think some people know what that there are cyber stalking to me. (real thing) someone know that there is a crazy board of 2ch? I'm 2ch victim. u_u I was bullied by an unspecified number of anonymous. and Of course, the fact that not a lot was written. Become very sick, broke physical condition. and, Encyclopedia Dramatica (like 2ch) slander to me. (Now deleted. Probably because of anti-Semitism expressed.) However, b3ta is completely different people. Not use the method of anonymous coward. n_n When I'm angry, did apology. Did not the mob violence. Did not lead to criminal behavior. Tell me real thoughts. (Even If it is a joke) I'm proud to met to b3ta people. :D BTW, I'm very busy now. u_u;; I must effort to about post contents. :) P.S. I was complaining about to JollyJack, but He really has a very good human nature. For example, writing a journal about bullying, Removing a group of EncyclopediaDramatica from himself art, I really like him like that. This is not a joke. :D I'm sorry, was a serious post. Please complain to me if you thought troll.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:38,
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I like this
Best 1 yet Moggy. Loving the poem
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Bluntphilly trying to loose wait ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:43,
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Thanks :)
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:48,
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ignore 2ch users
they're scum like 4chan users, just after attention. great pic
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:59,
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Yes, Indeed. :( really.
Thanks:)
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:00,
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awww, sweet picture.
You're doing fine, I'd say. People here just like to goof off and post silly pictures. Relax.
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thwart is just not feeling it with you ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:05,
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n_n thanks!!
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:12,
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Internet requires tough skin.
You're a brave one. You're presence on b3ta is a bit like a lamb walking in to a lion's cave. Which is nice.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:05,
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Made me think of this
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building! ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:21,
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Because everyone don't to do hate thing.
pedophilia is No thanks. ^^;
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:22,
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it's only 8:19am
but I'm pretty sure this is going to be my quote of the day.
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:20,
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I wonder how old Moggy is anyway?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:32,
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42 year old male from Bromwich.
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:49,
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Ahh alright. XD
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:52,
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Slash!!
*Cutting your head*
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:56,
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:) (: :) (: (: :) (: (: :) (:
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:04,
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^ that's my head rolling away
FEAR MY ASCII SKILLS
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:05,
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hahaha :)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:09,
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oh come on now
that's a bit harsh! I mean, Bromwich! really!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:12,
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I read that as thumb walking into lions cave
which really confused me
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:11,
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Look, you're a talented artist, you've certainly livened things up here, and you seem like a nice person
But given some of the things you've posted online (the picture of a pterodactyl raping a bear with glasses springs to mind, and god I wish it didn't ) you can hardly be surprised it's attracted the attention of certain groups. My advice would be to stop feeding them, especially if your ED page is gone. At the moment what you're doing just encourages it. Stop using b3ta and deviantArt to rant and rail against 4chan/2ch/ED, and just concentrate on what you do best, posting cool artwork like this.
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:09,
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pterodactyl raping a bear?
i must see this
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:22,
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^this.
Where? Linky us, if you'd be so kind.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:25,
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NSFW, have mindbleach to hand
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:30,
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^^;
そのリンクはもういらないよ They are adults. you know?
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:33,
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hahahaha
tbh, i find some of cockweasle's pics more explicit (which isn't a bad thing)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:39,
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Please log in to access this page.
Dangit.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 4:13,
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I want to really true beautiful thing.
If thousands of times a person like me to complain, they will die. So I do not stop swearing. :D
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:27,
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This is ace. Wakarimasen, BUT Domo arigatou.
:)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:23,
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n_n
Perhaps someday will you understand.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:29,
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The pic reminds me of Neo Genesis Evangelion
I really like it, does it come in desktop size?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 4:50,
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nevermind I did something with it myself
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 5:38,
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I like this!! X3
Thank you!! :D
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 5:55,
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no thank you for posting your pics everyday
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:10,
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Aww, you've been through a lot :( *hugs*
Glad to see you're giving good ol' b3ta a go :3
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:16,
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Thanks!! ; u ; *return hug*
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:25,
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I don't get it
then again I don't get JJ's stuff either
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:25,
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Because everyone don't to do hate thing.
pedophilia is No thanks. ^^;
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:48,
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yes please
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:53,
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Absolutely
Also, do you mind if I borrow your seamhorse with the mohican for a thing I'm trying? Probably won't finish it with the work ethic I have at the mo, but...
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:55,
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go right along :)
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:06,
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manga all looks the same to me
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:51,
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I thought it was hentai
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:56,
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there's nothing hotter than formulaic art depictions of violent sex between animals/monsters/children
I'm currently wide-eyed, square mouthed and wanking in a 2-frame loop
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:03,
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I don't understand you
but your pictures are very good.
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Milkman Dan ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:48,
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4chan is full of stupid, racist knobheads, so i suspect 2chan is the same, even though japanese people are generally quite polite and pleasant.
We dont like 4chan or its memes on here.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:04,
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Good your opinion!! n_n
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:24,
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think happy thoughts!
we're all somewhat strange here but we're also like little kittens playing with a ball of string. Though some of us have lost the string and are a little bit odd. \o/
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:14,
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and some of us hate little kittens :-)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:23,
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little "mewsqueak" bastards
can't operate machinery can't use a typewriter what use are they?!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:27,
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insects
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:33,
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Welcomes!
Best thing to do is carry on regardless and on B3ta I recommend drawing as much comedy stuff as possible, bearing in mind that not everyone on here is a fan of Manga/anthropomorphism. If you can laugh at what people say - then the joke is on them.
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:42,
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I agree with Bjunt - this is your best one yet
I think you have captured a lot of emotion in just a few lines and colours
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:44,
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welcome to b3ta
It's a great place to post stuff and see how people react. Don't worry too much about negative reactions. They are a great opportunity to learn. Like the drawing, BTW. Kono manga wa omoshiroi desu. (Apologies for my Japanese, it never got beyond the basics..)
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spinoza ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:09,
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The poor FUCKs.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:01,
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awww, they're so cute when they're little
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:06,
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But a little twitchy.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:07,
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hahahaha
(also, www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/penak.jpg has been sat on my hard drive for a month and i still don't know what to make of it. go nuts)
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:12,
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Odd enough, yes.
Not sure how to use it yet, but I likely will.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:32,
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Right, time for bed
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:44,
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My go.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:08,
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both of these^
are equally great and disturbing :D And i'm glad i went to bed before i saw them. Nightmare avoided.
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:56,
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they should get out more...
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:06,
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Bugger japes hard.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:08,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:46,
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have it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:32,
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Phew! I think this mandala has cured me of being tempted to take up meditation for life!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:36,
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meditation is often misunderstood. I would still pursue it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:44,
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What, gazing at that?
Goodness knows what'd happen to my fragile psyche. It gives me the fear just looking at it in a mundane state of mind ;)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:54,
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Composition!
Practice is paying off or something like that.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:55,
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Obsession!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:59,
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Sexy!
How do you make them? This is about as good as I can get using PaintShopPro's Kaleidoscope filter:
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:01,
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multiple runs, looking for fitting curves,
i bet my filter is no better. I just run through a multiple number of iterations. Some with 3 spokes, some with 5 or 6, it just depends on what makes a little voice in my head squeal with a bit of sensory WTF-ness
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:08,
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Multiple iterations! Of course.
I'm on PSPX - I *think* it can open older potatoshop plugins with needing anything hacky, but I've never really needed to find out.
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:19,
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ahh-ha!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:32,
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Wheee!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:40,
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Oh NOW you're just showing off!
Cheers though, gonna have fun with these in future sometime when I shouldn't be in bed!
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:43,
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Also, I am using a Kaleidoscope filter called 'Mehdi'.
I PSP (v8) as well. I have a copy of a plugin.dll that i've had forever which allows me to run older photoshop filters in paint shop pro
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:11,
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:38,
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eek!
The "wall of flesh" effect really freaks me out.
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thwart is just not feeling it with you ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:12,
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Ugh, I once had a girlfriend whose upper arms had a texture like that.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:27,
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This is fantastic
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 3:02,
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cat-cock tongue is my favourite
nicely done, animate it
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:06,
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JUST THE TONGUE, OR ANIMATE THE WHOLE THING?
oops, caps. Animating them & keeping the juicy detail while maintaining a low file size is a challenge I have yet to overcome :(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:25,
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SKID FUCK
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:11,
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hey did i miss the train?
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:12,
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No.
It's here:
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:13,
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phew!
i'll sit by the flat window please
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:14,
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If you like,
but you're a long way from the doors if it goes on fire...
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:15,
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Fuck Row
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:14,
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TWISTED FUCKS!
slowest. day. ever. -.-
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:20,
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Bang your FUCK!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:56,
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:D
shockjaw looks so natural in that setting...it's tuesday tomorrow
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:08,
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Oh hell yeah
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:52,
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Youth Gone MOR
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:22,
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:25,
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If I'd known they stabbed themselves in the eye,
I might have gone to watch this. edit: Nooo, I think I might have completely misunderstood this post. But I think I get it now.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:28,
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I feel my message might have been lost in translation
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:29,
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briefly, yes
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:30,
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PHEW
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:32,
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It's good.
Even better when correctly understood.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:37,
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Well, you've only told half the story.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:07,
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THE FORK IS IN THE EYE
THE FORK IS IN THE EYE
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:28,
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ey oh ma daddy oh
the fork is in the eye. The cunt is in the shed The cunt is in the shed
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:29,
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ey oh ma daddy oh
the cunt is in the shed the crisps are in the arse the crisps are in the arse
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:32,
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phew
got that fork in just in time
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:29,
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yes, close one
the knife is for the ears
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:30,
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ey oh ma daddy oh
the knife is for the ears
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:33,
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I'd still be able to find my food by smell
it's all good
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:34,
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the sausages are for the nostrils
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:36,
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the eggs are for the beard
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:37,
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seriously though
4 sausages?
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:33,
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yes
by the look of sex and the city fans, you have to eat at least 4 sausages while watching it, or you can't understand.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:37,
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who are these fans?
why are these fans?
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:39,
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:40,
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Oh, er-
shag, kill, kill and... kill.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:44,
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Imprison, stuff into a sack and batter with a fire extinguisher, possibly give benefit of doubt depending on how pissed I am, imprison.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:46,
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who knows?!
what is it with fans of stuff anyway?!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:43,
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Seriously. What is the point of stuff that's not the kind of shit I like?
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:46,
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yeah!
YEAH!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:50,
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yeah
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:50,
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Woo, yeah!!
high five
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:52,
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*fist bump*
you tell em steve dave
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:57,
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FIST BUM?
wtf
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:05,
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I thought it was a subtextual comment about the 4 harridans in the film.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:40,
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it was
but I only just realised it
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:43,
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I thought it was a subtle statement about 4 slags chucking their fannys about.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:08,
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There's a theory that satc is essentially about 4 gay men.
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:11,
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certainly explains the magnitude of cock in the series.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:30,
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And might also help explain the fact that it's just awful, unmitigated shit.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:22,
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hahahahahahahaha Actual lols!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:42,
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:14,
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Luckily enough, Mine is a different pan..
Thank you google shopping.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:31,
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also:
Sundae and Drunken were here, but they stopped commenting as soon as this was posted. *strokes chin*
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:50,
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i was kind of hoping that the sausages would have turned into the claws
WOO!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:23,
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*fears*
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:53,
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Fringu!
Actually, that could be a good name for a children's programme ...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:54,
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building! ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:04,
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?
Is that an emo penguin?
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:07,
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It's quiet, i'm drunk, so have it yet again
i'm drunk so have it yet again
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:10,
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I say, what an uncouth penguin.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:13,
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He is lucky i doodled him in
before i gave her weaponry. Never did finnish that pic.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:15,
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Eye lasers would be good here.
She/you is/are looking in the right direction to fry that flightless fucker.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:19,
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You don't
want to know what Herman did with it....
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22,
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That's bloody good.
Has he just beaten you at Paper, Stone, Scissors, Lizard, Spock? And I forgot to Woo! the original too, was too busy laughing at my own piss poor attempt and explaining to my housemate why I had Sadako and Pingu open in separate windows. So erm.. 'Woo!'
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building! ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:14,
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As you can see
it is very unfinished. the sky horizon etc, but i got bored and drew in a rude penguin. Rembrant used to do it all the time.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:21,
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I wouldn't stand for that, I'd kick the little fucker
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:14,
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I also forgot to say this is very good.
Your stuff always is though, so that's why I forget to say so. It seems obvious.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22,
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Small fish in a big pond
on this place. Some good artists on here.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:26,
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fringu!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:13,
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GAH!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:15,
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Haha, nicely.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:15,
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Damn you people with your skills and talent.
Making us hacks look bad. Bloody funny though, and slightly disturbing, ah well wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway *fears*
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building! ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:17,
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:49,
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AAArrrggHhhHhhh!!!111!!!!1!!
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:54,
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Holy shuddering fuck!
Why the hell did I log back in at 2am?
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building! ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:09,
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I think Freebase's Japanese holiday has brought out the best in him
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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Really?
Maybe it's just me but... he just hasn't been the same since. He's let himself go.b3ta.com/board/10550541
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:12,
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Oh it's taken its toll, for sure
But his appearances are of a higher quality
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:30,
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A cat being sick is easier to look at, to be honest.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:34,
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secspiss
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:26,
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the body in three-dee
and the FUCK pulses
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:34,
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FUCK-o-vision
never caught on, due to pulsating FUCK.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:42,
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creepiest FUCK ever
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:27,
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what does it do?
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:36,
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Your taxi's here.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:32,
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That taxi is too small for me
Quiet here tonight.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:33,
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Here's another one. Use them as skates.
yes, very quiet - 2 hours since the last thread
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:34,
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Oh, you wait for hours and then 3 arrive at once.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:38,
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Ta - that will be useful getting around town
Not much banter either. Normally when no new threads are posted the top one just gets filled up with chitchat. I'm beginning to wonder if there's a public holiday nobody told me about.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:40,
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then use this one...
slightly stretched for your benefit...
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Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:38,
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are you calling her fat?
thats not very nice!
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FIEND ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:40,
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That's just nearer than the other one.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:40,
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Or maybe your's are too far away?
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Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:45,
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Well if they are too far away, you could get a bus there.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:48,
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You can use this bus.
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Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:53,
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I like
this bus.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:54,
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It's a bit fuzzy though
Looks like a ghost taxi
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:41,
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That's why its floating
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Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:47,
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ghosts are what you get off dead things yeah?
so there has to be a taxidermy joke here somewhere
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:50,
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I presume I'm supposed to say
'Get stuffed'?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:52,
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That'll do nicely,
Ta.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:00,
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If you wanted to pelt us with puns, yes
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:00,
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Well you wanted banter!
Best I can offer.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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Pelt = pun
I was joining in, not having a go :)
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:16,
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Too fucking late.
She's probably in the middle of deleting all her posts and changing her name right now.
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:18,
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I want
a big yellow taxi.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:39,
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Give me another couple of hours and I'll see what I can do.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:41,
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Just don't
pave paradise and put up a parking lot. I'm sick of that.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:43,
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And those wretched pink hotels.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:47,
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i have a recording of me
singing that somewhere. Don't tempt me.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:50,
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I do quite like some of Joni Mitchell's songs. Don't tell anyone, though.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:09,
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:42,
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Aghh! 80s overload!
i was only on about strawberry switchblade on here yesterday!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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That's even worse than I remembered.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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<<Singing along
with the cha-cha-chas, and coughing.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:46,
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I find it delightfully surreal
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:59,
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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Indeed, although that was slightly spoiled
when I realised "un taxi" in French also means a taxi driver, and she wasn't singing about a sapient car, even though that's what the video implies.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:08,
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Sapient?
That's a new word for me.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:11,
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Of a human level of intelligence
As in Homo Sapiens
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:29,
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Yes, I googled it.
It's a bit like sentient, but better. I shall try to use it as soon as the situation permits.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:36,
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We need more female singers in oversized jumpers these days.
And a baritone saxophone going ♪|♪ at the end of every couple of bars
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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Dougal!
We've got to lose that saxophone solo!
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:04,
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It's rush hour
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:59,
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I bet none of those fuckers will go south of the river though.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:01,
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Jane Wiedlin, 1988
awful.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:02,
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Or Republica, 1998
I quite liked that one
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:04,
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You've gone off the version by Reblica?
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:27,
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And the smug bastards are using the bus lane...
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Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:36,
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Bad Mood
More funny stuff at www.piecomic.com -
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dredgeups ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:32,
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pfft :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:33,
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Nemi? you look... different
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:39,
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Hes got no nose...
How does he smell?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:46,
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Terrible
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dredgeups ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:01,
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he uses a Eustachian tube from a badger, which is then inverted and filled with ghee
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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And how does the badger feel about that?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:45,
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squelchy
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:47,
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Nice one JJ
What?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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EMERGENCY STAIRS WANK
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:01,
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Hehe
Love it :D
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:18,
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haha excellent
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:29,
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The director's cut. Ahem.
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:59,
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* Wonders off to find another one...
There you go...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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oh god!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:09,
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earworm
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:19,
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HOORAY
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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*Shakes head*
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:15,
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Haha owch!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:19,
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Arf
Someone on Facebook just posted this little gem, referring to this "Roger, I was referring to the Shamans of Ancient times ; those lofty-soul- beings who were in "the circle of knowing." The ones who understood .. Light is throughout the Galaxies forming the unified field or cosmic energy with the interaction of the electromagnetic wave-form, the tempic (time) geometric, and the resonating binding force of gravity, in harmonic-interaction forming the forces of the Universe which is Cosmic Energy = Light. They knew that Creation is Light, and that it is possible to travel way beyond the speed of light of our time-space continuum by "simply" raising its vibrational speed. I do confess, I understand quantum physics much easier on a "cellular level" than I do intellectually :-))" I am in awe of his words
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:30,
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my response to that would be
"I bet you still play with your willy"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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Fucking hell, I just get 30 or more lots of
FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS SRS BSNS IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR EYES WILL TURN BLUE AND A SUPPLY OF HOOKERS AND COKE WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL ALL BE RAPED BY GIANT SPACE MUTANTS
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:40,
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I quite like my eyes the green they are
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:43,
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it's ok, family is actually giant space mutants anyway
so the consequences are pretty much passé
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:43,
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Put this image in your profile
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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Fucking genius!
*steals* :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:49,
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Hahahahaha!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:53,
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Haha, oh great evil
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:12,
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arfity arf arf
*pinches*
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shavedchimp something something oranges something ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:31,
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Done.
< awaits banning of fb account >
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:35,
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nicked!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22,
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hahahahaha :D
just changed my picture!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:05,
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I too knicked that. Thanks :)
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care. ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 3:14,
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added to facebook
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 3:44,
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Hahahahahahah
Trollololololol *stolen*
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:47,
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yoink!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:16,
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Who do we tag in it though?
To confuse the face recognition
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thistle ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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Did you make this?
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OldWhit ,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:21,
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Cheers
Just stuck this as my FB status. :)
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ThunderThrust ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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Clearly, I need better fb friends
all mine did all day was whine about how long ago it was we had a proper moonshine party with bad music (the kind of party that not only has a chance to make you go blind but also gets your eardrums maimed).
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:53,
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Baconfoil Bob is my hero
He keeps the place alive for me when he can be bothered to post. And I reckon he must be one of you lot
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:03,
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I bet he has a fantastic collection of tin foil hats.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:24,
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FB status updated. I can't wait to see what the thickos make of this.
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Where's Alberto Living the nightmare. ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:35,
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Mind if I try my new spang out here?
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:14,
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hahahaha!
This is pretty much how films used to be shown on telly
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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Ropey masking
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CaptainMaak ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:54,
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Pffft! Superb :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:58,
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hahahaha
the weather balloon fruit bandit strikes again
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:59,
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haha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:02,
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excellent punn-age
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:06,
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Hahah :D
vine punnage there
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:14,
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HAHAHHAHAHA
this has made my day. thank you!
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Mousing ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:20,
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Hahaha, now in fruit-o-vision!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:22,
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*spangs*
oh dear. *clicks*
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theniwokeup has been awake since ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:24,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:24,
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Haha :D
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herman:D ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:26,
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Hahaha!
Thats possibly the best b3ta post ive ever seen!
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Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:27,
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hahaha excellent!
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:28,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:30,
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oof!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:33,
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hahaha!
brilliant pun and a smashing image to boot. *clicks*
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enceladus ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48,
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Hahahahahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:51,
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dunk3d ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:59,
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holy crap
"Ropey Masking" sounds like a village in sommerset
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:27,
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Jesus Wept
Well done though while I self harm :) Ouch....... click
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:25,
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