If they ever remake Magic (the Anthony Hopkins film)
David Mitchell should play the dummy
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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I can almost hear them tooting their horn.
(The Fall Guy is shit, though.)
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:24,
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I want to know what the Fall Guy did in Winter, Spring and Summer
/American-English reference
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:26,
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but, but, he was a stuntman AND he caught criminals!
it's an ace AND logical concept
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:36,
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That wasn't part of his job
He was a bounty hunter, not an executioner.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:11,
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bounty's don't take much hunting though really, in the scheme of things
as chocolate bars go they are largely quite inert and consequently offer little if any resistance.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:24,
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The ones in shops, sure
They're the dead innards of domesticated bounties. Now, the ones in the wild... they'll rip your nuts off.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:58,
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cheers. i recently watched the dukes of hazard again and it was utter shite, no wonder my dad used to laugh all the way through it
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:29,
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nice!
I only watched the fall guy for his cool truck. I had a big die-cast toy of it with a working winch.
'Black bear' eh? Better watch someone on here doesnt draw you getting bummed by a pteradactyl!
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:00,
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'Black bear' eh? Better watch someone on here doesnt draw you getting bummed by a pteradactyl!
Yay!
I won a copy of 'The Fall Guy' by Elite software on the ZX Spectrum. After 10 minutes (including loading time) I realised it was unmitigated shit. And people moan about Dead Island being 'a bit buggy'. You kids don't know you're fucking born.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:05,
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Did anyone listen to Just A Minute last night?
Pam Ayers was ace.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:43,
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Spell-it-Out Shirts
If you're using a group of people, build a list of German football shirt that form a phrase or quote that's synonymous while using team itself.
Begin by selecting what phrase you will choose make certain enough individuals are coming over to stipulate your selected phrase. Now make team to purchase and decorate the shirts and set the right letters to stipulate the phrase to the football. For an added personal element, you can have the group of shirts alternate inside the teams colors to generate your group stick out in the crowd.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:05,
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Begin by selecting what phrase you will choose make certain enough individuals are coming over to stipulate your selected phrase. Now make team to purchase and decorate the shirts and set the right letters to stipulate the phrase to the football. For an added personal element, you can have the group of shirts alternate inside the teams colors to generate your group stick out in the crowd.
Ok, now you can just bugger off
And shove your shoddily-made pieces of shit that you're selling up your rancid, infected arse.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:06,
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Don't buy from http://www.football-shirt-sale.co.uk/
I hear they use puppies and kittens in their products. And I hear Myra12 is a known doughnut-munching houseplant toucher who once verbally abused her television.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:12,
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and they sell credit card details to pirates!
proper pirates, with parrots and wooden legs and shit
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:14,
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It's not even a UK-based website
Registrant's address:
tianhe
guangzhou
511500
China
They lied to us!
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:18,
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tianhe
guangzhou
511500
China
They lied to us!
Chinese spammer? Whatever next, an unwashed frenchman?
/casual xenophobialols
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:19,
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I thought the entirely coherent description of the product was a clue
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ah! my mum bought my son a shitty chinese toy bus.
the best thing about it was the "more funny game" on the packaging.
this is now our standard response to almost anything
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:33,
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this is now our standard response to almost anything
Let's evacuate a german football shirtlist!!!
Foram a quote that stipulate yoursynonymous white team itself!
Now alternate inside the teams you can have the grounp of shrits, For an added shirts! and colors to your group stick out in the people! Build a phrase!
and, twat off, you gopping prison labour fuckshit.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:05,
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Now alternate inside the teams you can have the grounp of shrits, For an added shirts! and colors to your group stick out in the people! Build a phrase!
and, twat off, you gopping prison labour fuckshit.
I'm using a group of people
but not in ways I can speak freely about on the internets
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:12,
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why is it in dollars when you are a .co.uk site?
please fuck of and sit on a chainsaw you spamming fuckwad.
I do hope no one leaves any comments on your blog
now be a good girl, liang dongDR, and fuck off.
also is the email address you are using as a trading name yours?
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
damn, i do hope no spambots pick that up.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:32,
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I do hope no one leaves any comments on your blog
now be a good girl, liang dongDR, and fuck off.
also is the email address you are using as a trading name yours?
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
damn, i do hope no spambots pick that up.
"Now make team to purchase and decorate the shirts and set the right letters to stipulate the phrase to the football."
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:36,
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English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
.
Mascot Themed Shirt
Create a shirt which has your favorite team's mascot on there. Find a picture that you would like to draw upon your German football shirt
and start sketching the image. Once you've come up with image, you possibly can bring in the mascot and add flare towards the entire shirt.
You can a cape for the shirt or sayings that promote your team to create home another victory. Also together with your mascot themed shirt, you can wear head wear that complements your shirt. By way of example, if your favorite football team's mascot is often a Viking, you can put on a viking helmet to increase your mascot shirt.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:05,
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Create a shirt which has your favorite team's mascot on there. Find a picture that you would like to draw upon your German football shirt
and start sketching the image. Once you've come up with image, you possibly can bring in the mascot and add flare towards the entire shirt.
You can a cape for the shirt or sayings that promote your team to create home another victory. Also together with your mascot themed shirt, you can wear head wear that complements your shirt. By way of example, if your favorite football team's mascot is often a Viking, you can put on a viking helmet to increase your mascot shirt.
Wow!
Can I? Can I really? Thank you, spambot! You've made my day - nay, my entire month!
Love you, spambot!
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:06,
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Love you, spambot!
oh for ffs, I scroll down further
and there's another chinese murder tibet drive tank tiananmen prison forced labour illegal arrest and false imprisonment unable to build a fucking concrete structure even if it'll kill them and it will anyway.
Stick a viking helmet up your ass.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:08,
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Stick a viking helmet up your ass.
"hey bud, I heard from Ted that your mascot shirt isn't so big"
"Yeah Brad, I got a small mascot shirt"
"Don't feel sad bro! I used to have the smallest mascot shirt ever!"
"Woah, Brad! REALY?"
"Yeah man, but then I increased my mascot shirt, and you've already seen the results!"
"HAHA Man! If I increase my mascot shirt will I get all the chicks like you?"
"Well, you'll get some of them, but not all of them! HAHA HAHA" "HAHA HAHA"
INCREASE YOUR MASCOT SHIRT TODAY!
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:19,
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"Don't feel sad bro! I used to have the smallest mascot shirt ever!"
"Woah, Brad! REALY?"
"Yeah man, but then I increased my mascot shirt, and you've already seen the results!"
"HAHA Man! If I increase my mascot shirt will I get all the chicks like you?"
"Well, you'll get some of them, but not all of them! HAHA HAHA" "HAHA HAHA"
INCREASE YOUR MASCOT SHIRT TODAY!
Huh?
Where did Myra12 go?
Golden opportunity for a "rub you wrong time, ten dorrer" style wind up?
@Myra12 "You post nude pics, we buy shirt? How much for jiggy-jiggy shirt?"
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:40,
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Golden opportunity for a "rub you wrong time, ten dorrer" style wind up?
@Myra12 "You post nude pics, we buy shirt? How much for jiggy-jiggy shirt?"
Liar!
Everyone knows that apples are like Kryptonite to doctors.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:30,
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Happy birthday Wedge
We'll have to use harpoons; the armour's to strong, or something
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:05,
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Nice work again, I think.
Mira Sorvino, would be nice, dunno if she wears stripes, though.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:32,
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i'd be great at that.
but, only using other peoples' initial ideas
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:39,
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Right ...
I've just added "but, only using other peoples' initial ideas" TOAP stylee to RATTLEHAEDS's pic, with real's 'Ken Dodd Mod(TM)'.
Next?
.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:51,
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Next?
.
Ahahahah
EINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIEEINZWIE
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:31,
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that right there
is a good frame rate :D
I believe he's having a boogie to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1y0JZ22txI
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:50,
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I believe he's having a boogie to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1y0JZ22txI
hmmm
Shouldn't the first pane 2nd 1985 be a 1985 alternate as it was different ot he first 1985 he left , in that his parents were successful and loving when he retuned. So that would mean the 2nd pane 1985a would be a 1985 b ?
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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/
and of course the 3rd pane 1985 would be the 1st pane 1985 alternate 1985a ?
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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This is obviously very clever....
.... A bit too clever for my simple brain because I don't get it at all.
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Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:40,
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My bad.
I completely and utterly misunderstood the compo subject (I'll delete the three entries I was gonna post in the morning.... Ahem!). Yes, very nice sir, well done.
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Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:48,
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The reason I came here.(AnimalCrossing gijinka)
↑ The above picture is no much relevant.
In fact, I don't like Japanese people. :(
I think some people know what that there are cyber stalking to me. (real thing)
someone know that there is a crazy board of 2ch?
I'm 2ch victim. u_u
I was bullied by an unspecified number of anonymous.
and Of course, the fact that not a lot was written.
Become very sick, broke physical condition.
and, Encyclopedia Dramatica (like 2ch) slander to me.
(Now deleted. Probably because of anti-Semitism expressed.)
However, b3ta is completely different people.
Not use the method of anonymous coward. n_n
When I'm angry, did apology.
Did not the mob violence.
Did not lead to criminal behavior.
Tell me real thoughts.
(Even If it is a joke)
I'm proud to met to b3ta people. :D
BTW, I'm very busy now. u_u;;
I must effort to about post contents. :)
P.S.
I was complaining about to JollyJack, but
He really has a very good human nature.
For example, writing a journal about bullying,
Removing a group of EncyclopediaDramatica from himself art,
I really like him like that.
This is not a joke. :D
I'm sorry, was a serious post.
Please complain to me if you thought troll.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:38,
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↑ The above picture is no much relevant.
In fact, I don't like Japanese people. :(
I think some people know what that there are cyber stalking to me. (real thing)
someone know that there is a crazy board of 2ch?
I'm 2ch victim. u_u
I was bullied by an unspecified number of anonymous.
and Of course, the fact that not a lot was written.
Become very sick, broke physical condition.
and, Encyclopedia Dramatica (like 2ch) slander to me.
(Now deleted. Probably because of anti-Semitism expressed.)
However, b3ta is completely different people.
Not use the method of anonymous coward. n_n
When I'm angry, did apology.
Did not the mob violence.
Did not lead to criminal behavior.
Tell me real thoughts.
(Even If it is a joke)
I'm proud to met to b3ta people. :D
BTW, I'm very busy now. u_u;;
I must effort to about post contents. :)
P.S.
I was complaining about to JollyJack, but
He really has a very good human nature.
For example, writing a journal about bullying,
Removing a group of EncyclopediaDramatica from himself art,
I really like him like that.
This is not a joke. :D
I'm sorry, was a serious post.
Please complain to me if you thought troll.
ignore 2ch users
they're scum like 4chan users, just after attention.
great pic
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:59,
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great pic
awww, sweet picture.
You're doing fine, I'd say. People here just like to goof off and post silly pictures. Relax.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:05,
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Internet requires tough skin.
You're a brave one.
You're presence on b3ta is a bit like a lamb walking in to a lion's cave. Which is nice.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:05,
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You're presence on b3ta is a bit like a lamb walking in to a lion's cave. Which is nice.
Because everyone don't to do hate thing.
pedophilia is No thanks. ^^;
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:22,
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it's only 8:19am
but I'm pretty sure this is going to be my quote of the day.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:20,
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I read that as thumb walking into lions cave
which really confused me
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:11,
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Look, you're a talented artist, you've certainly livened things up here, and you seem like a nice person
But given some of the things you've posted online (the picture of a pterodactyl raping a bear with glasses springs to mind, and god I wish it didn't) you can hardly be surprised it's attracted the attention of certain groups.
My advice would be to stop feeding them, especially if your ED page is gone. At the moment what you're doing just encourages it. Stop using b3ta and deviantArt to rant and rail against 4chan/2ch/ED, and just concentrate on what you do best, posting cool artwork like this.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:09,
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My advice would be to stop feeding them, especially if your ED page is gone. At the moment what you're doing just encourages it. Stop using b3ta and deviantArt to rant and rail against 4chan/2ch/ED, and just concentrate on what you do best, posting cool artwork like this.
hahahaha
tbh, i find some of cockweasle's pics more explicit (which isn't a bad thing)
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:39,
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I want to really true beautiful thing.
If thousands of times a person like me to complain, they will die. So I do not stop swearing. :D
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:27,
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The pic reminds me of Neo Genesis Evangelion
I really like it, does it come in desktop size?
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 4:50,
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Aww, you've been through a lot :( *hugs*
Glad to see you're giving good ol' b3ta a go :3
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:16,
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Because everyone don't to do hate thing.
pedophilia is No thanks. ^^;
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:48,
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Absolutely
Also, do you mind if I borrow your seamhorse with the mohican for a thing I'm trying? Probably won't finish it with the work ethic I have at the mo, but...
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:55,
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there's nothing hotter than formulaic art depictions of violent sex between animals/monsters/children
I'm currently wide-eyed, square mouthed and wanking in a 2-frame loop
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:03,
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4chan is full of stupid, racist knobheads, so i suspect 2chan is the same, even though japanese people are generally quite polite and pleasant.
We dont like 4chan or its memes on here.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:04,
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think happy thoughts!
we're all somewhat strange here but we're also like little kittens playing with a ball of string.
Though some of us have lost the string and are a little bit odd.
\o/
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:14,
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Though some of us have lost the string and are a little bit odd.
\o/
little "mewsqueak" bastards
can't operate machinery
can't use a typewriter
what use are they?!
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:27,
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can't use a typewriter
what use are they?!
Welcomes!
Best thing to do is carry on regardless and on B3ta I recommend drawing as much comedy stuff as possible, bearing in mind that not everyone on here is a fan of Manga/anthropomorphism.
If you can laugh at what people say - then the joke is on them.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:42,
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If you can laugh at what people say - then the joke is on them.
I agree with Bjunt - this is your best one yet
I think you have captured a lot of emotion in just a few lines and colours
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:44,
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welcome to b3ta
It's a great place to post stuff and see how people react.
Don't worry too much about negative reactions. They are a great opportunity to learn.
Like the drawing, BTW. Kono manga wa omoshiroi desu. (Apologies for my Japanese, it never got beyond the basics..)
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:09,
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Don't worry too much about negative reactions. They are a great opportunity to learn.
Like the drawing, BTW. Kono manga wa omoshiroi desu. (Apologies for my Japanese, it never got beyond the basics..)
hahahaha
(also, www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/penak.jpg has been sat on my hard drive for a month and i still don't know what to make of it. go nuts)
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:12,
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Odd enough, yes.
Not sure how to use it yet, but I likely will.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:32,
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both of these^
are equally great and disturbing
:D
And i'm glad i went to bed before i saw them. Nightmare avoided.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:56,
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:D
And i'm glad i went to bed before i saw them. Nightmare avoided.
Phew! I think this mandala has cured me of being tempted to take up meditation for life!
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:36,
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What, gazing at that?
Goodness knows what'd happen to my fragile psyche.
It gives me the fear just looking at it in a mundane state of mind ;)
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:54,
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It gives me the fear just looking at it in a mundane state of mind ;)
multiple runs, looking for fitting curves,
i bet my filter is no better. I just run through a multiple number of iterations. Some with 3 spokes, some with 5 or 6, it just depends on what makes a little voice in my head squeal with a bit of sensory WTF-ness
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:08,
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Oh NOW you're just showing off!
Cheers though, gonna have fun with these in future sometime when I shouldn't be in bed!
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:43,
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Also, I am using a Kaleidoscope filter called 'Mehdi'.
I PSP (v8) as well. I have a copy of a plugin.dll that i've had forever which allows me to run older photoshop filters in paint shop pro
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:11,
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Ugh, I once had a girlfriend whose upper arms had a texture like that.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 2:27,
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JUST THE TONGUE, OR ANIMATE THE WHOLE THING?
oops, caps.
Animating them & keeping the juicy detail while maintaining a low file size is a challenge I have yet to overcome :(
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:25,
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Animating them & keeping the juicy detail while maintaining a low file size is a challenge I have yet to overcome :(
If you like,
but you're a long way from the doors if it goes on fire...
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:15,
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:D
shockjaw looks so natural in that setting...
it's tuesday tomorrow
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:08,
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it's tuesday tomorrow
If I'd known they stabbed themselves in the eye,
I might have gone to watch this.
edit: Nooo, I think I might have completely misunderstood this post.
But I think I get it now.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:28,
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edit: Nooo, I think I might have completely misunderstood this post.
But I think I get it now.
ey oh ma daddy oh
the fork is in the eye.
The cunt is in the shed
The cunt is in the shed
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:29,
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The cunt is in the shed
The cunt is in the shed
ey oh ma daddy oh
the cunt is in the shed
the crisps are in the arse
the crisps are in the arse
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:32,
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the crisps are in the arse
the crisps are in the arse
yes
by the look of sex and the city fans, you have to eat at least 4 sausages while watching it, or you can't understand.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:37,
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Imprison, stuff into a sack and batter with a fire extinguisher, possibly give benefit of doubt depending on how pissed I am, imprison.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:46,
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Seriously. What is the point of stuff that's not the kind of shit I like?
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:46,
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I thought it was a subtextual comment about the 4 harridans in the film.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:40,
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I thought it was a subtle statement about 4 slags chucking their fannys about.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:08,
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And might also help explain the fact that it's just awful, unmitigated shit.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:22,
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Luckily enough, Mine is a different pan..
Thank you google shopping.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:31,
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also:
Sundae and Drunken were here, but they stopped commenting as soon as this was posted.
*strokes chin*
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:50,
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*strokes chin*
i was kind of hoping that the sausages would have turned into the claws
WOO!
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:23,
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Fringu!
Actually, that could be a good name for a children's programme ...
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:54,
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It's quiet, i'm drunk, so have it yet again
i'm drunk so have it yet again
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:10,
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He is lucky i doodled him in
before i gave her weaponry. Never did finnish that pic.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:15,
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Eye lasers would be good here.
She/you is/are looking in the right direction to fry that flightless fucker.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:19,
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That's bloody good.
Has he just beaten you at Paper, Stone, Scissors, Lizard, Spock?
And I forgot to Woo! the original too, was too busy laughing at my own piss poor attempt and explaining to my housemate why I had Sadako and Pingu open in separate windows. So erm.. 'Woo!'
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:14,
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And I forgot to Woo! the original too, was too busy laughing at my own piss poor attempt and explaining to my housemate why I had Sadako and Pingu open in separate windows. So erm.. 'Woo!'
As you can see
it is very unfinished. the sky horizon etc, but i got bored and drew in a rude penguin. Rembrant used to do it all the time.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:21,
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I also forgot to say this is very good.
Your stuff always is though, so that's why I forget to say so. It seems obvious.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22,
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Small fish in a big pond
on this place. Some good artists on here.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:26,
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Damn you people with your skills and talent.
Making us hacks look bad. Bloody funny though, and slightly disturbing, ah well wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway *fears*
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:17,
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I think Freebase's Japanese holiday has brought out the best in him
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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Really?
Maybe it's just me but... he just hasn't been the same since. He's let himself go.
b3ta.com/board/10550541
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:12,
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b3ta.com/board/10550541
Oh it's taken its toll, for sure
But his appearances are of a higher quality
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:30,
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Here's another one. Use them as skates.
yes, very quiet - 2 hours since the last thread
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:34,
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yes, very quiet - 2 hours since the last thread
Ta - that will be useful getting around town
Not much banter either. Normally when no new threads are posted the top one just gets filled up with chitchat. I'm beginning to wonder if there's a public holiday nobody told me about.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:40,
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ghosts are what you get off dead things yeah?
so there has to be a taxidermy joke here somewhere
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:50,
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Too fucking late.
She's probably in the middle of deleting all her posts and changing her name right now.
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:18,
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Just don't
pave paradise and put up a parking lot. I'm sick of that.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:43,
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i have a recording of me
singing that somewhere. Don't tempt me.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:50,
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I do quite like some of Joni Mitchell's songs. Don't tell anyone, though.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:09,
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Aghh! 80s overload!
i was only on about strawberry switchblade on here yesterday!
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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Indeed, although that was slightly spoiled
when I realised "un taxi" in French also means a taxi driver, and she wasn't singing about a sapient car, even though that's what the video implies.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:08,
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Yes, I googled it.
It's a bit like sentient, but better. I shall try to use it as soon as the situation permits.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:36,
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We need more female singers in oversized jumpers these days.
And a baritone saxophone going ♪|♪ at the end of every couple of bars
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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I bet none of those fuckers will go south of the river though.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:01,
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he uses a Eustachian tube from a badger, which is then inverted and filled with ghee
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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Arf
Someone on Facebook just posted this little gem, referring to this
"Roger, I was referring to the Shamans of Ancient times ; those lofty-soul- beings who were in "the circle of knowing." The ones who understood .. Light is throughout the Galaxies forming the unified field or cosmic energy with the interaction of the electromagnetic wave-form, the tempic (time) geometric, and the resonating binding force of gravity, in harmonic-interaction forming the forces of the Universe which is Cosmic Energy = Light. They knew that Creation is Light, and that it is possible to travel way beyond the speed of light of our time-space continuum by "simply" raising its vibrational speed. I do confess, I understand quantum physics much easier on a "cellular level" than I do intellectually :-))"
I am in awe of his words
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:30,
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"Roger, I was referring to the Shamans of Ancient times ; those lofty-soul- beings who were in "the circle of knowing." The ones who understood .. Light is throughout the Galaxies forming the unified field or cosmic energy with the interaction of the electromagnetic wave-form, the tempic (time) geometric, and the resonating binding force of gravity, in harmonic-interaction forming the forces of the Universe which is Cosmic Energy = Light. They knew that Creation is Light, and that it is possible to travel way beyond the speed of light of our time-space continuum by "simply" raising its vibrational speed. I do confess, I understand quantum physics much easier on a "cellular level" than I do intellectually :-))"
I am in awe of his words
my response to that would be
"I bet you still play with your willy"
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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Fucking hell, I just get 30 or more lots of
FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS SRS BSNS IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR EYES WILL TURN BLUE AND A SUPPLY OF HOOKERS AND COKE WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL ALL BE RAPED BY GIANT SPACE MUTANTS
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:40,
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it's ok, family is actually giant space mutants anyway
so the consequences are pretty much passé
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:43,
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Clearly, I need better fb friends
all mine did all day was whine about how long ago it was we had a proper moonshine party with bad music (the kind of party that not only has a chance to make you go blind but also gets your eardrums maimed).
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:53,
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Baconfoil Bob is my hero
He keeps the place alive for me when he can be bothered to post. And I reckon he must be one of you lot
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:03,
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FB status updated. I can't wait to see what the thickos make of this.
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:35,
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hahahaha!
This is pretty much how films used to be shown on telly
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Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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Jesus Wept
Well done though while I self harm :) Ouch....... click
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:25,
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