For when you just want to sleep like a normal personjust once...
(,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:59,
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i imagine it'd feel lumpy
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:02,
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Is the fact that it is laminated part of the joke? Because it should be...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:03,
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The elephant man was laminated.Edit: Removed question mark
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:15,
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thats cleared that up thenwipe cleared it up.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise"){kind=small}
see the film, buy the goggles!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:45,
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i've had a lot of fun unexpectedly showing people a clip of that scene! kingofpork is the king of pork,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:48,
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"The goggles, they do nothing!"Have to say, that's one of those movies I really not interested in watching. That and Human Centipede 2.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:49,
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What's the film actually called, though?Or is it called "A Serbian Film"?
In which case, racist.
(In which case, racist.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:53,
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Srpski Film"I didn't build the fucking thing"
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:55,
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*Googles*Fucking hell.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:04,
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It's ok,they have a comedy genocide at the end to the Benny Hill theme.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:06,
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Didn't that happenin The Happiness of the Katakuris?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:13,
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Disturbingly, this is a real toy.
Why didn't they try for the obvious tie-in when they had the meeting where they decided this was a good idea for a kid's plaything?
DIRUUU HANTARUUUUI like it
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:40,
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dude, board etiquette requires one to post multi pics in ongoing threads.please do not start numerous threads as this pushes other peoples work off of the board and people will get very upset very quickly.
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:47,
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^the bark of reason;D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:50,
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"post multi pics in ongoing threads."
How, please? (sorry... from the page I'm looking at here there's no option to upload an image...)
ok, you started the batteries thread, you could've posted all these in thereor you could've added them to a newer thread.
just reply, say something like yeah, great pic, like it, woo, but mine's better and i'm going to dump it your thread mwah hahaha!, or something, ya know?
the point is not to keep starting new threads, the board only carries ten
(just reply, say something like yeah, great pic, like it, woo, but mine's better and i'm going to dump it your thread mwah hahaha!, or something, ya know?
the point is not to keep starting new threads, the board only carries ten
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:55,
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Ah. Getting it now. So sorry, didn't realise that was not the done thing. Have another here?
Ooh, I wish I'd:(a) thought of that and
(b) got the talent to do it.
(,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:43,
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(b) got the talent to do it.
I still want to know: if a thread is deleted, does the thread that was pushed off come back?If I quickly posted ten (or whatever the number of threads on the board is) and then deleted them all, would the board be empty? Would the internets get spoiled?
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:09,
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yes and definitely not, improved probably
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:16,
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1: go to "create a new post"2:switch to image mode.
3:Upload picture
4:copy magic image text
5:cancel message and use "reply" on orginal message
6:paste in the magic image text and then post.
7:?
8:profit
(3:Upload picture
4:copy magic image text
5:cancel message and use "reply" on orginal message
6:paste in the magic image text and then post.
7:?
8:profit
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:56,
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use b3tards www.b3tards.com/uploader.php and just post your pics as a reply, if you have a bunch of them
or you can post multiple pics side by side by pasting the codes beside or under each other (use the preview button to see how it will turn out, this provided they don't collectively exceed 100kb).
(,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:57,
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or you can post multiple pics side by side by pasting the codes beside or under each other (use the preview button to see how it will turn out, this provided they don't collectively exceed 100kb).
It's easyUpload it. DON'T post it. Cut the url (or get it from "my images", below). Paste it in a reply.
Alternatively, if you really want to start a new thread each time, at least do it at a more liesurely pace and allow other threads to appear in between.
Edit: Steve and Rattle beat me too it
(Alternatively, if you really want to start a new thread each time, at least do it at a more liesurely pace and allow other threads to appear in between.
Edit: Steve and Rattle beat me too it
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:02,
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nobow wow wow
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:56,
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Yippee yoYippee yay
(
Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:12,
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why must you be like thatwhy must you chase the cat
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:17,
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Definitely!surprised nobody is bitching that you've started 4 threads in a row.
( RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:42,
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holy fuck, i didn't realise there was ANOTHER one up there ^ real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:44,
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Best lesbians EVER**May not be the best lesbians ever.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:18,
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nah, this is...NSFW (OBVIOUSLY) www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/amazinglesbianaction.jpg
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:23,
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I love whorses.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:28,
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I'm at work, you selfish, selfish little man. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:30,
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It's amazingyou just wouldn't believe what they are doing. It is my favourite pic ever. I had some trouble uploading it though. Something about an incorrect jpeg compression, but I think it looks OK
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:35,
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thats what would happen if JPGs were like VHS tapes, and worn out at the most viewed bits. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:35,
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i want to know how many gaz's you get when you post this asking what the source for that ispssst... what's the source?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:36,
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Google, plus my imagination Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:43,
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thanks for the gazyour sisters you say?
....interesting ;)
(....interesting ;)
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:48,
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they are available for corporate events Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:53,
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ok, i'm back, but my rsi's playing up nowwhere were we?
right yes, *books*
(right yes, *books*
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:50,
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not in the slightestbut, as i've already admitted, i'm not the sharpest of tools
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:19,
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Is your father the man who played Geoffrey Piddle in Blackadder?
Shlvng,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:32,
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Not particularly funny...
... but I'd bet folding money some dope would actually buy one.
Great filmcould be improved only by the addition of Emmanuelle Beart.
( RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:01,
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'\ร/' - that was supposed to be a screamy face
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:14,
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I'm clicking this because we just got an allotment!We are so green it hurts!
But then last weekend I got bitten by a pig, so swings & roundabouts on the whole "good life" thing.
(But then last weekend I got bitten by a pig, so swings & roundabouts on the whole "good life" thing.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:49,
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*Snort* Did the pig bite you in the allotment? Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:50,
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Bangkok!!! Jamaica?seriously though, the armpit....and it bloody hurt!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:51,
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Armpit? I apologise, but that lead to a rather substantial office LOLDid you have it in a headlock? :D
( Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:53,
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I'd just fed him half an apple and was giving him a scratch behind the earwhen the ungrateful swine turned round and chomped me! My revenge will be Bacon!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:56,
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Hahhaha. He will have a prime (rib) position at your Xmas table! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:00,
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I made a leek and bacon jalfrezi last night.I'm sure that's an affront to something or other.
Not bad, but it was a bottled sauce so the end result was a bit salty. Needed more sacrilege.
Might try making my own sauce, or maybe a korma next time.
(Not bad, but it was a bottled sauce so the end result was a bit salty. Needed more sacrilege.
Might try making my own sauce, or maybe a korma next time.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:25,
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"Swines and roundabouts", Shirley? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:58,
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*spang* The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:04,
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Put some oinkment on it.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:27,
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No need to be so pig-headed. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:31,
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I ham not so proud of it. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:34,
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As good a reason as anyChickens tend to be a safer bet
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:58,
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From this I deduce you have never walked into a yard full of hungry chickens in bare feet The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:05,
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I think that counts as a fairly safe assumption around most people here.95% success rate at least...
"From your demeanour sir, I deduce that you've never been prodded in the left elbow by a fossilised hedgehog erection". See?
("From your demeanour sir, I deduce that you've never been prodded in the left elbow by a fossilised hedgehog erection". See?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:33,
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you've been growing pigs in your allotment? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:58,
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NahBut we are generating piggy food from the allotment waste.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:06,
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Bricktop?(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:59,
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I've still yet to see that The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:07,
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ha ha That would be ace :D The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:08,
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psst - scroll down a fair bit taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:29,
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errrr.. you been rifling round in my hard drive?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:32,
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Nadgers.
I had this idea last night and didn't bother checking if it had bindun. Great minds, etc.
speak for yourselfi barely have the sense to dress myself in the morning
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:42,
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anyway, mine's better value, it says gratis on the package ;)
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:45,
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You should have waited one more thread before posting thisthen you would have pushed real's pic off the page, and you would have looked original
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:32,
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ha!is mine still down there?
i might wait up and post it in every thread until it fills the board
(i might wait up and post it in every thread until it fills the board
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:47,
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I saw some olivia newton john branded batteries in a 2nd hand hobby shop in japan once. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:33,
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HahahaAlso couldn't get it good enough to warrant a new thread.
*ninjas*
(*ninjas*
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:39,
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Sorry?*whistles innocently*
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:42,
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it's better than the shite i spam in new threads real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:44,
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not so much bindunas the example given with the challenge...
;-)
(;-)
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:15,
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shhhh....now everyone will know i pretty much stole my vending machine idea
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:18,
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Ive seen that in personIt should be MUCH bigger!
Took us ages to find too! Got some wierd looks off the locals when we asked "gojira wa doko desu ka?"
(Took us ages to find too! Got some wierd looks off the locals when we asked "gojira wa doko desu ka?"
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:20,
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thems some corrosive piss! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:38,
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DisappointmentMe and my mate arrived in Tokyo, jetlagged to fuck, and had a couple of hours to kill til our host finished work. So we checked out the guidebook and found 'Godzilla statue' marked on the map. Woohoo!
We spent *hours* looking for this statue, until finally, after stopping to check the map one final time, we found we were actually leaning against it.
30 storeys tall, my arse.
(We spent *hours* looking for this statue, until finally, after stopping to check the map one final time, we found we were actually leaning against it.
30 storeys tall, my arse.
FridgeBadger,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:56,
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your arse is 30 storeys tall?It was a bit dissapointing though, wasnt it? Still - there's that life sized gundam, but its not a permanent thing. Saw the massive tetsujin in kobe though.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:14,
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...and it breathes fireA little disappointing, yes. The rest of the trip was fuckin' ace though.
( FridgeBadger,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:07,
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That's paltry - it should at least be person-sized
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:24,
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in the guide book, the picture was shot looking up at it, with no people or ground plane to use as a relative scaleso we thought it would be at least person sized, as you said
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:28,
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I like that Paul P cannot ever step foot in Japan again ;)although he's more than likely going to sneak in via their sewer and underground systems
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:17,
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We should 'shop some pics of him in famous Japanese locationsto make him feel better about it
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:29,
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It seems Paul_P has been forgiven.Michael Ellis on the other hand...
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:31,
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Surely I can't be the only one thinking "enough already with this"...?
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:17,
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I've only caught tiny snippetsI'm not really certain what's happening at all
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:18,
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More please!I find this whole thing positively hilarious.
Apart from the nonce pics (which I am glad I missed).
(,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:21,
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Apart from the nonce pics (which I am glad I missed).
I don't think it is over yet; I understand he/she has been adopted by /talk.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:22,
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Yeah,He/she/they have been a member here for what? 4 weeks! And they are are heading meme-wards already! Talk about making an entrance!
If they wanted attention then they sure hit all the right buttons with us lot.
(If they wanted attention then they sure hit all the right buttons with us lot.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:29,
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It occurred to me that LS18 flounced on 11/09, Moggy joined on 14/09.COINCIDENCE?!!!!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:40,
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It's enough evidence for me! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:48,
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but as I said previously, moggy shows a far more advanced understanding of politics
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:16,
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I'm with you Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:14,
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Lest we forget andaccidentally forgive Michael Ellis
(
Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:18,
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And has been mentioned, posing over on /talk a little after midnight last night.. (s)he was well received.
( mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:26,
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"However, most people refuse to talk with me.
Most mentally damaged for "JollyJack has not reply my e-mail".
I sent an e-information important to his mail.
He rejected me?
But cuz I'm stalker? It is a joke. ; _ ;
I'm live in Japan. I can't go to UK....
That means, Can only talking to the Internet."
hahahahaha, fuck.
(,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:36,
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Most mentally damaged for "JollyJack has not reply my e-mail".
I sent an e-information important to his mail.
He rejected me?
But cuz I'm stalker? It is a joke. ; _ ;
I'm live in Japan. I can't go to UK....
That means, Can only talking to the Internet."
hahahahaha, fuck.
holy shit.... I just read the /talk thread and saw the screebgrabs on her dA page...At first I thought it was just misunderstandings due to the language barrier, but it looks like he/she is a complete fruitloop...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:01,
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If I was JollyJack I would be pretty terrified right now.A team of ninja assassins has probably already been dispatched.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:27,
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Especially since people are emailing her his address She posted screenshots on her dA account
( Richard Shitheels,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:36,
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Oh shitJust had a look over there, worrying stuff
I wonder if she's seen Misery?
(I wonder if she's seen Misery?
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:45,
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She emailed me the address she had found/been given.Not sure why.
It's actually the address of the last place at which I worked, so she's quite welcome to send poo in a box there.
(It's actually the address of the last place at which I worked, so she's quite welcome to send poo in a box there.
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:48,
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We must down with her. She is old witch!!Shut up, you must die.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:02,
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..
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:05,
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i do love that co-pilot fella :-D taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:10,
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Pilot fish?*goes full circle*
*implodes*
(*implodes*
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:15,
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WYH!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:12,
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Shiiiiiiiit. The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:12,
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Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:19,
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Mr. Stryker performed exceptionally.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:23,
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Only 3% of daily requirementA brother needs a lot more jive in a day than that!
(My mama don' raise no dummy!)
((My mama don' raise no dummy!)
RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:54,
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Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:41,
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
(
Where's Alberto Living the nightmare.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:02,
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christ, this makes me want to have a fish dindinsanyone up for a mouthful of fishy?
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:18,
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i cannot find the words to express how WOOYAYHOUPLA! this is.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:02,
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She needs some x-factor lotion
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:05,
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Why is she listening to that girls nipple? tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:14,
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does the other one regulate body temperature? h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:24,
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At least she hasn't gone for the recharge Socket.....
(
gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:04,
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this morning I shall be mostly drawing porn covers
*note - this month's Knobs magaine has Dixon on the cover
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:34,
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*orders back-copies of Trout*
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:35,
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It's Trout every month for me Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:43,
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ill take wronrr, pleaseIs this related to your recent porno shoot?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:38,
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yeah, although I've given up using the photos for anything but reference (and it's fwoarrr! magazine top right)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:43,
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guh - i spelt it wrongit still looks like 'rwonrr' to me
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:48,
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^ thisAnd are you planning to stock "up the wrong 'un"?
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:04,
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Marvellous! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:43,
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Hahaha!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:47,
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I'm sure Dixon will be thrilled :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:49,
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she-he may be the face I can't forget, a trace of pleasure or regret, may be the treasure or the price I have to pay...
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:58,
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Captain, he is again touching all time my porn
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:30,
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The two at the bottom left are SO EXPLICIT that they have to ship with plain covers:)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:57,
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Polar bear in snowstorm pornThe best money can buy
( Richard Shitheels,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:59,
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Shooting his load over copies of a certain Beatles album being held by members of the KKK
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:03,
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One I'm sure was about tentacles but the cover got deletedtemporary replaced with the words "I never forgive, Michael Ellis"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:03,
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He is bad person in the second.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:10,
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He has not Humanism.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:14,
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Wow, looking lithe and tanned there :DI've just come back from me hols (8 weeks under a sunlamp getting liposuction)
( Richard Shitheels,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:59,
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I love your sig was it a Babelfish translation of that Japanese text?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:09,
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It was English->Japanese->English Google Translation of "Captain, he is touching all time my ass"
(
Richard Shitheels,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:21,
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I knew it was "Captain, he is touching all time my ass" but was asking was it Babelfish but as you say it was Google.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:58,
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hahahaMore Smut Otters please.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:59,
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have you got the new issue of 'chebs'? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:12,
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Ken Clarke porn?*bokes*
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:17,
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I knew a guy at university who had a framed photo of Ken Clarke above his bedand not in an ironic studenty way
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:21,
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Mounted on the ceiling?O_O
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:25,
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The biggest achievement on my camping hoiliday!(
mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:21,
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love it!especially the emo hair
needs more cut finger
(needs more cut finger
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:23,
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Allow me to start the inexorable sequence of image posts.
*awaits Enzyme and Chutters*
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:24,
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hahaha no bins were harmed during the making of this pic
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:34,
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;) Always happy to oblige.
*Just Enzyme now...*
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:38,
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\o/What kept you ;D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:32,
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you have no idea how long i've been waiting for the right moment for that!:D
( mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:39,
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That took me woefully long timeNow I can hear nothing else
( simbosan is too tired,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:15,
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ha!this needs editing just down to the question.
i'd spam the shit out of that
(i'd spam the shit out of that
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:41,
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as someone who'sworked as a part time cleaner, this does piss me off a little. unless you rubbed it off afterwards?
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:39,
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i left it onas did the cleaners, who laughed.
( mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:40,
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yeah I bet and I bet their supervisor did'nt either when they were then told to try to get it off. sharpey ink on plastic ain't easy.
you realise even if the cleaners were cool with it (which I doubt) the contractor who hired them will be pissed right? someone is going to get shit because of it, but minimum wage lols eh
(you realise even if the cleaners were cool with it (which I doubt) the contractor who hired them will be pissed right? someone is going to get shit because of it, but minimum wage lols eh
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:43,
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or the pillock could have just rubbed it out before it dried my prefered option would be to grab his head while he licked it off and stick the sharpie up his nonchalant arse. tough love to teach the respect for the poor minimum wage sod who'll have to clean it up
* ex minimum wage cleaner blog
(* ex minimum wage cleaner blog
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:06,
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Hahahaha Get off that horse!
It's the people who run the campsite.
Mnnnnnnnng!
(It's the people who run the campsite.
Mnnnnnnnng!
mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:12,
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*grabs the Justin Bieber haircut
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:13,
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I've been through Fargoon my way to Grand Forks
I didn't stop
(I didn't stop
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:57,
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I feel like going back to bed now...right scrolly----+
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:44,
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This is proper class.I want some misery filters on my glasses, now.
(,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:45,
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nothing created by man will endure I need a stiff drink now
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:48,
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it's fitting he should beisolated so far in his pixel wilderness
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:49,
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This is breakfastand it's better than cornflakes.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:47,
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I laugh at your cornflakesfutile attempt to stay crunchy in their milk misery. ahahah ;(
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:56,
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This image is document. Or is it dream?Either way it is woo.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:54,
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Hahahaha!We once had a happy clappy Christian temping for us, who was incredibly upbeat and chirpy. One morning she came in and trilled "Good morning, Mr Vagabond - what a lovely day the Lord has blessed us with!", to which I replied, "Yes, well, Sarah - every day is but another step on our unstoppable march towards death."
I felt terrible because her face completely changed - not in a patronising way, but of realisation.
/qotw
(I felt terrible because her face completely changed - not in a patronising way, but of realisation.
/qotw
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:58,
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pffftthat probably started her on the road to gothsville
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:03,
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I saunter
(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:18,
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I weave, drunkenly. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:40,
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There's an iphone app in this
(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:19,
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I painted my glasses black to show the sorrow in my soul. Shlvng,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:58,
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Houpla!If only I didn't have to sleep. I could have posted this when someone wouldactually see it.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:43,
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Congratulations Paul_P, you at least can talk to her.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:25,
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This is all getting very very sillymost flounces are fun this one is just becoming one long drawn out clusterfuck
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:27,
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this is the most forgiving I have ever seen /talk
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:30,
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I think they want to keep her.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:33,
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I think it's the tentacles...
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:31,
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it's a multi-site flounceJJ has caused a diplomatic incident
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:32,
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Pfffft(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:36,
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I'll have what she's having
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:39,
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Die bad robots die!With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:20,
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Maybe she's been watching too much of this.(
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:27,
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But, shirley we're all talking to the internet?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:28,
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You are talking "not bot"
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:31,
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Do you enjoy the humiliation of the Japanese?BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:34,
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wait, is she some kind of UN envoy?representing the entirety of Japan?
Blimey, she should have let us know sooner
(Blimey, she should have let us know sooner
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:44,
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She rose from the ashes of the Fukishima accident.Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
Her cut finger in the sky
MOGZILLA!! MOGZILLA!
(,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:47,
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Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
Her cut finger in the sky
MOGZILLA!! MOGZILLA!
This evidence I have just uncovered would seem to suggest so.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:51,
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Basically in your role should this scandal suppress. real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:52,
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Oh god I for one have had enough of this crap.Real or troll, (s)he needs to take it away from here. Ignored.
Now to get on with some semblance of normal b3taing.
(Now to get on with some semblance of normal b3taing.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:45,
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A good old fashioned cdc thread is needed asap!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:52,
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CDTsCrazily drawn tentacles
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:55,
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NEVER FORGET/FORGIVE(
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:55,
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please explain it too meI think I'm missing a vital part of it
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:18,
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Oh gawd Why did I not make the connection
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:21,
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*BANG*
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:26,
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hahahaI do love that film
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:35,
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Is this something about Amanda Knox? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:36,
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pffft...also have a courtesy click because I bumped you down ;)
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:45,
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And we have a winner.Kinda makes me nostalgic: I can still taste that damn thing I inflated it so often when I was eight or so.
(,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:11,
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Parptastic :)
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:14,
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how about the lion awakes?(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:57,
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Oooh, that's not bad. Sound like some of The Prodigy's older stuff. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:01,
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when you say older, you know they've been around for fookin ages, right?this is early '92
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:37,
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Ning DB and /board3 days off work and I get a bloody cold :'(
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:04,
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Morning B3ta....Today, I started with some stripies: Anne Rice, Jimmy (Pugsley) Workman and Susan (T-T-T-T-T-Touch me) Sarandon.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:12,
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sure it's not freebase's birthday just yet...he will be 32 on November 3rd...
source: www.diablocrossfit.com/archives/2009/11/091104_wednesda.php
(source: www.diablocrossfit.com/archives/2009/11/091104_wednesda.php
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:21,
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Bugger! - How did he get in there?EDIT: Also, reading through your link, it's like a clone of b3ta?
Great job on the site! Happy birfday JJ!"
Rob, I'm down to play basketball/any other sport as well. I'll even try curling!
Posted by: Andrew at November 4, 2009 9:33 AM
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:25,
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Charlton Freebase.Does kate winslet wear stripes tomorrow, do you think?
(,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:31,
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Alicia Siverstone - what a shame. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:02,
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Tomorrow, how about Donald Pleasance?I also second Kate Winslet.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:08,
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This is running the same tempo as "Fade to Grey" by Visage Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:57,
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