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Just in time for Halloween.

I'm already looking forward to pea'ing this in next week's compo...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)

next weeks challenge is mild racism and cultural misunderstandings

I fail to see how this will fit in

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)

Surely every week's challenge is about mild racism?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)

no normally it's starwars

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

Gender exclusion then

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

only the white ones

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

I suppose I could make some sly reference

to the fact that he's really a mexican?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

be my guest

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Large Venti, please....

or maybe this?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

nice,

reminds a little of the Shadows off of B5

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

Does it have a smiling representative, too?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)

I don't know you made it.

Maybe its smiling representative is that Spine of Allah thing you posted last night.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

"What do you want?"

This weeks image challenge suggested by Mr. Morden

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Can't wait to find out what the Vorlons' suggested.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)

Shiny hi-tech whatchamacallit*

* batteries not included

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)

* rechargables

;-)
Hello, Mr Cre!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)

alright mate

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

Wowsers

What do you use to create these?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)

*points at computer*

Well, that, mainly. And some spaghetti hoops, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

com pu ter

nope not something I am familier with

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

Strange, but pretty

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)

It's currently in your pantry....

Eating all your custard powder. Watch out!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

Super lovely.... thing of beauty shine..... :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)

*Requires Brasso

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

Don't we all ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

whatever it is, it looks like it's made of carbon fibre

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

It's made of spoons.

And dubbin. Cheaper alternative.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)

i like spoons

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

They like you, too...

*points at spoons advancing across the carpet towards you en masse*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)

you're looking in the wrong window

i have cushioned flooring

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

Ultimo!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

Atomic!

Hello, you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

you know, i think she might be

Click for bigger (127 kb)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

phwarr!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

that's not a fish

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

no, but it's close

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

a widdifish?

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

pfft.....have an oldie :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

This gives me the horn...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

quite so.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!

*fears*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

THE HUMAN CENTISKI

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

click four you

‚»‚ÌT‚Ì—Y’¹‚Æƒ{[ƒ‹

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)

That's what she said:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

psst: paste the kanji into the message not the subject :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)

it not work Michael! why?

‚»‚ÌT‚Ì—Y’¹‚Æƒ{[ƒ‹

work in preview not in actual fuck?

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)

As there were only about three people on here who knew my name, that narrows it down somewhat ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)

Ok, I give in.

It's not me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

ah Michael Ellis me know you!

me know you long time!

T‚Ì‚½‚ß‚ÌƒRƒbƒN‚Æƒ{[ƒ‹

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

Try putting it through this first

www.pinyin.info/tools/converter/chars2uninumbers.html

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)

あなたは日本からではない

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)

how you fuckers know do this? yet Wanky not!?

when was the fucking memo?

週のためのコックとボール

thankyou Michael!

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

do something funny

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

me do your mum

last night, but she not so funny ! :(

why she no laugh Michael?

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

what?

micheal is not funny

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

I've just laid and egg laughing so much.

Classic

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

大尉彼はもう一度すべての時間に私のバトック触れている

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

I don't understand any of this shit!!!

(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

Nor me...

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)

what the shivering fuck is going on on /board

is it night of the lol comedy accounts?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)

I think I may have broken something by posting a VAG CREAM in the middle of the afternoon...

* Sorry b3ta!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

One account has a genuinely funny moment, and everyone with a comedy acount breaks them out.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

I see

then said comedy account does a Vic Reeves and drags it out way beyond it's shelf life

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

Hi Mu, I've been getting a lot of very positive comments about the picture of Christine Bleakley in my profile. Had you got any more pictures of her planned?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

*checks*

Hahahaha. That is worthy of much praise.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)

Your profile contains all the madness

Woo!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

I still owe you a picture from ages ago.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

Fuck, I still owe hedgehog a dinosaur too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)

Looking back at that, Adrian looks more like Clarkson.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

Where was this genuinely funny moment?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)

You see that socket in the wall that your phone plugs into?

Well if you plug your computer into that you can access something new, it's called internet. I've heard rumours that you can find internet which can change words from one language into those of another!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

多分カットは、それがされて犬に吸収されていた

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

多分人の足は延びたか。

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)

多分フランス人は彼の首を燃やした

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

You got dressed up for you birthday night out then :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

cheeky bugger!

i don't look like that!

yet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

I thought you'd had one to ,any sessions in your belmatron!

Who is it?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)

i know those words

but in that order, they confuse me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)

Haha bugger my typos....

to ,any
to many

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

ann widdecombe

i believe she may be "compo related"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

Is that why you entered it into the compo?. ;-)

I;v not looked at the news for weeks so am out of touch
also I thought it was Mo Mowlam, hence the confusion.!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

i haven't entered it

she looks like she's related to compo from last of the summer wine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)

Now all makes sense

I'll travel back in time in my belmatron, and alter my orignall reply so I don't look foolish...:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

it's MY belmatron!

and that time travel function was supposed to be top secret!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

I'm hopping into it as we speak....

To travel back to two mounths ago, where I'll purchase it off you for peanuts, before you know it's true capabilities......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)

my friend, i too can play the time game.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

You'll never find me now......

I purchsed secret island with my ten consecutive lottery wins, and now own the WORLD....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

no, because i just went back in time

and nicked your lottery ticket! i now have missiles trained on strategic locations all over the world!
also france.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

I travelled into the future and bought back a deffence sheild to stop the missiles...

Can we share it.... you can have the north west and I will have the midlands, and together we will rule the country as ................

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

as what?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

I am your sister.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)

Pffft...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

What DO you call it when you become each other's Grandparents?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

multi-generational incest

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

Sexy teims....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)

Ye Gods!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

*boke*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)

I'm sorry. No.

Unless you airbrushed out some girders, those should be a lot further down...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

This was before her sudden mammary lapse...

*runs*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

you'd better run, boyo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

*scampering for cover as we speak (type)*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

hahahaharghhhh

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

Oh thats not nice now is it?

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)

Has she been through the Belmatron?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

only if it has a time travel function

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)

No reason.............

.............except "ningles all" :)

edit; we,ve bin thinking what songs he would be doing

"Mucus was my first love"
"Bogey Nights"
"Snot unusual"
"Whilst my catarrh gently weeps"

answers on a postcard please...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

HEY D.J, PUMP THIS PARTY!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

hey smashy!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

hey!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)

Ahahah!

Also: DONK DONK DONK

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

DONK?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

AH gotcha !! Being thick!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

No Reason is often the Best Reason

this literally rocks! *click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)

thank ye!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

Yay!

Why does he look so sad?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

coz he's made of snot

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

male or female ?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)

Neither.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

shame . nice tits

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

Haha... ace...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)

Bachscratchin' baby!

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)

haha

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGHA2XgM0l0

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

nice....just came across this the other day.....from 1983:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDYbrBfFCJ8&list=FLZx0tkpUHDbY-dkcwMfA8kA&index=14

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

Toccata and Fugue in dub

ftw

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

I'm quite craving chips.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

No reason...

Apart from this

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

IMMA BOUTTA TO FUNK SHIT UP FALKLANDS DISCO STYLE

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

That's more Cunty and Weston :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

Red hot tunes!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDS8XFS6EOo&feature=related

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

Awesome!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

Ebesneezer Goode

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

excellent!!

this could be a compo suggestion

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)

Music Medical Conditions?

I like it :)

also: Case of the KleeneX

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

...by celebrities?

Roy Castle - "Smoke gets in your eyes"

too soon?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)

Reach for the SARS

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

Anything by...

Ka-CHOO-googoo?

(jammietarts ..., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

Is he mixing one of my tracks?

He looks well fit!

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

forgot to book my ticket. anyone heading to hull?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

that game was stupid

a frog that can't swim!

what a silly emo frog!

water is not your enemy!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

A frog that can't wash?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)

guilty laughs

and a game i used to really like
EDIT: didn't know this was real :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)

..it is now

ouch!...another

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

climb aboard

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

ha ha!

nicely!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

:'(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)

^this

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)

i know!

this is possibly the worst story i've read in the news for years.
makes you wonder about the future of humanity

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

Really?

While it was a depressing story, surely failing to help someone is nowhere near as bad as actively seeking to hurt someone?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

yeah, i think so

on many levels this is more depressing.
i believe this is a reflection on behaviour as a society as opposed to the craziness of an individual. that and the fact that it was tiny baby

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

I read that it was something to do with the legal system there

where in some cases the rescuers/good samaritans end up carrying the responsibility, so people are afraid to help out

fucking terrible :(

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)

I think what's surprising / depressing is the amount of apathy on show.

I mean, if you saw a kid getting run over, wouldn't your automatic reaction to be to help in some way?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

chinaland?

someone did help in some traffic accident.

ended up getting sued.

guess folk don't want the same expected experience.

edit: not just chinaland it seems

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

Really?! That's pretty fucked up.

I think the point I'm trying to make is that it's sort of instinctive. At least I'm pretty sure I'd do it without thinking about whether some fuck is going to hit me with a lawsuit.

If it was Brian Harvey running himself over, that'd be a different story.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

Was the same when I lived in Thailand.

Foreigners stopping to help at accidents getting blamed and billed for hospital fees when they had absolutely nothing to do with it.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

though I did read about some guy in india who hit a local with his car

the police were more concerned with beating the local than offending the foreigner by prosecuting him in any way

but I think there may have been caste issues at work there.

In the end the foreigner just gave the local guy some money, he wasn't forced to or anything.

Though yeah, in some places "ALL FARANG = RICH, BLEED DRY, SUCCESS"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

Oh, it's real? I'm more sad now. :'''(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

*passes tissues*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)

what news piece have I missed this time?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

baby in china, hit by two cars and people walked past ignoring it as it lay there dying

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

fuck!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

Jesus fuck.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

Yeah saw the video the first van driver not only knocked the 2 year old girl down but actually stopped then

drove over her a second time with the back wheels a second van seeing the girl in the road made no attempt to avoid her and simply just ran her over - the girl recently died of her injuries WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

in spain, many years ago

my mum was waiting to cross a busy road. a small child of about 2 sliped out of his mother's grasp and ran into the road. he was hit by a motorbike, which didn't stop. the poor child's body was dragged for at least 500 yards before something gave way and dropped him to the ground. 2 weeks we were there, it never even made the local papers.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)

(CSKBz, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

first one of these that actually made me laugh too soon

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

heh heh heh!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)

oof!

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

*guiltyLOLS*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)

This ^

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

kid fashions are the worst

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)

still would

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

They wouldn't fit you.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

Haha oof

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

thanks, now i've got the music man earworming away in my brain!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

Hahaha!

Oh, you're most welcome.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

Tina as mangirl,
values per hectare.
Do not throw garbage
Save it for another time.
On another day,
Fires everywhere in this period,
Burning of a large, bright
But the fire within you,
Burning strong and light.
Cook for about 7 to 8 minutes, or following the package directions (for thinner
noodles 5 to 6 minutes may be enough

予想外の欠点
I introduce to mysself b3ta peopel to you I say welcome

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

haha at last grown up art - thank you comedy account!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

you say those words like thread

hurts my arm, also Tina;(

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)

hahaha pmsl

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)

you so fuck is fucky fucky

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

If b3ta were a city, this would be the sign you see driving into it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

b3ta city...*shudders*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

At night you get weird people and Americans wandering around, shouting FUCK as loud as they can.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)

With Freebase and Flan masks on.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

Hell I'd live there!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

Me too - is there a direct train link to Hull?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

There's a few forms to fill in, but totally :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

that'd make a great compo

B3ta City - what would be in it, who would populate it and what would they be doing?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

Mayor Rob FTW!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

...

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)

I will be destroying most of it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

I will be rebuilding

vimeo.com/10902055

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

would the /talk'ers be the underground mutants like in Futurama?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

Indeed

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

Driven underground by Nigel Hawthorne?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

Oh shit! I imagine Meme Pubs as well.

Sounds great!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

The Flan and Fuck

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

The Magenta Cockerel

The Freebase Arms

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1404624

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

Voted - make this so number one!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)

I think a Halloween one could be put as a side-compo too.

But we'll have to see what the people's opinion is. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

EVERYONE VOTE THIS NOW!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

most of the buildings would be huge purple sky scRapers

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)

Looking at the Gherkin in London, totally.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

star wars

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

So thats where I left my cock and balls!

Blimey...

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

HA HA HA HA FUCK!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)

Greetings Wanky

Pull up a chair and crack one out. You'll never leave.

Edit: Hahahahaha

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)

First prize to the B3tard who guesses whose comedy account this is

And to the bottom pic.... PHWOAR

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

Yours.

AICMFP

Cash'll do nicely.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

i have a pretty good idea

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)

Spill the beans.

I'm literally all ears.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

jesus, just imagine the wax

don't stand near a naked flame

you'll detonate

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

I'm the West Country Thich Quang Duc.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

I have no comeback in this scenario

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)

literally?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)

Yes.

My clever use of italics was supposed to gently mock the type of cunt that says the word when it shouldn't be used.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)

ah! i have been outed twice in one evening as being a cerebral featherweight!

possibly three times

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

JollyJack

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

It is absolutely not!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

hi dave! :D

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

haha Dave, what you doing Dave...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

I know not JiollyJack!

I homecountry we luv dogshit and his daily strip 'flea'. we much fun over this much

‚»‚ÌT‚Ì—Y’¹‚Æƒ{[ƒ‹

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)

I have 10 fingers

for each people that taunt Wanky.

for each I bleed (20 now, plus toes ... add 2 for nipples) 22 CUTS!

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

Please use EXACT Japanese, PLEASE. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

but google translate has no real japanese

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)

why you disrespectful of Wanky

you create account to match me, taunt me!

for you I cut pinky! JESUS FRIGGING CHRIST THAT HURT!!!

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)

Hahahahaha

Whoever you are, I *heart* you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)

hahaha

fantastic

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

some roffles here

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

he's a fake

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

22 cuts

that many one cut for every day in week!

what's the fuck! let's cutting!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)

Have you cut them already

or are you waiting for 22 separate people to taunt?

If one person taunts twice, do you cut two different digits once each or the same digit twice?

Ooh another thing, why does your picture have bulgy lady bits?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)

maybe the cutting can be quantified using some kind of fibonacci series?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

Parabola emo suicides FTW.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

sounds like an offshoot series based on Twilight

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)

Man, I had to sit through one of them the other week.

It made me want to not only destroy humanity as it stands right now, but also eradicate any proof that it had ever existed.

0/5 stars

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

so you liked it then?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)

I'm considering buying the box set for my sister for Christmas.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)

"the boxed set"

in relation to vampires, can only end in tears

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

Excellent.

She's due around then, as well. And if you can't make a heavily pregnant woman cry at Christmas, when can you?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)

Easter?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

You've taught me a new word today

I know about the series but I didn't realise it had a name.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

always here to help!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

Confucious he say

girl in flowerpot needs to be pissed on to grow
I water from great height

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

Ha Ha! :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)

Any excuse to remove your knickers

tsk

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)

日本語使ってみぃ　使ってみぃ　ハハハ

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

Fuck You.

Fuck you with a grenade launcher.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

oh hai!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

He has a black belt in origami

*fears*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

Yes!

*hands out cigars*

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)

誰だよ....。

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)

i found translating these from Chinese is much better

"Who da Certified ....B"

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

sounds like a comedy rap song

"WHO DA CERTIFIED?"
"WHO DA CERTIFIED?"
"WHO DA CERTIFIED?"
"B?"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

それはあなたです

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)

how you get japanese charatcers

on board liek this? how you do! tell me!

‚»‚ÌT‚Ì—Y’¹‚Æƒ{[ƒ‹

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

^this

whatever she said

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)

Unless I got it wrong Moggy asked "Who is this..."

and I replied "It is you" provided that the translation didn't fail but is seems to be a far more relaible source than Bablefish or Google Translate

translation.babylon.com/japanese/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

Who indeed. Thanks.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

•ÏŽ¿ŽÒ‚Å‚ ‚é‚©B

or in other words... あなたは性的倒錯者ですか？

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

I'll have the Creme of Sumyungai

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

things just took a turn

it's having a turn!

turn

不可解な男性のペニスの女の子？

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

Unsolvable ƒy ni su na men ‚Ì ‚Ì ‚Ì female child?
fuck, i can't remember how to add japanese characters

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)

FURTHER PROOF THIS IS RAP SONG

私のボートを輸送する
私のボートを輸送する
私はボートを持っていません
ボートとは何ですか
船を止めろ

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

クリームで私のボートを埋める

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

Boat delivering fresh milk?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)

for the worse

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

I should add

Sexy Time!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

pfffffffffffffffft

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

That's an impressive ball bag in the first pic!

O_O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

hahahah good work

*Japanese symbols*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

This thread is probably the best thing I've seen on here in a VERY long time :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

I second this!

It's the reason I've not cooked any tea yet.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

haha me too I'm enjoying a tea of beer and apple pie

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

I should be having something pasta related, not sure yet.

Probably having a late tea anyway, I plan to stay up late tonight, to finish fixing this helmet together for Halloween.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

hehe

you said "helmet"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

Did I? Sorry, I mean glans.

I mean uh... shit...

But yeah, totally, making a Daft Punk helmet/mask/whatever for Halloween :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

hahaha

*claps*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

would

.
.
.
.
.
.
.n't
.
.
.
.
.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

Afternoon, or evening, or whatever.

I went for a bit of a different look this time; a sort of Navy SEALs uniform.

CFB (no boobs this time D:)

EDIT: If anyone has any suggestions etc for the next picture, go for it, I'm all ears. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)

Pervert!! ;)

haha but she does appear to have an orange willy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)

That's her taiiiil!

*cuts finger, flounces, dives out of window, etc etc.*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

Tail, Willy, Cock call it what you will but she has one dangling between her legs ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)

Yes, it is quite unfortunate...

Do you think it's worth editing?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)

Stick her in a bath with the tail ending up in her mouth..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

Oh, that's nasty XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

Yiffy skat :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

Not at all it's obvious that it's part of her tail

it's beautifully drawn please forgive me for my leg pulling :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

Ahh it's okay, I'm used to a bit of banter on here anyways :) and thanks!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)

Tub squirell?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)

Yiff yiff Grrrr

nice camel foot

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)

So thats where I left my carrot....

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

yiffing hoofery!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

Nice color!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

Foxy Lady!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)

for this you get click

and phone number if you play dice correctly

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)

Aww no! I'm shit at dice! D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

Damn Bourbon!

What is it with you and these girls? You're like B3ta's John Lennon!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

You mean I'm going to get gunned down by one of my fans?

Good job I don't have any. :P

(that I know of)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

Nice pic btw

I mean reaaallllllllly nice...

*loads pistol*

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)

Deary me, I hope you didn't read Catcher in the Rye too D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

Never read that,

must add it to my list. I have read this though http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Illustrated-Pistols-Revolvers-Machine/dp/0754823768/ref=sr_1_10?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1319566400&sr=1-10 :D

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

Purple link? *clicks*

Bliss. :3

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)

(Sparrow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

Well, you did a far better job than I did :D

And for that, you get a click!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

Have a sneaky pea :o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

Well done

'click'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

Good ol' Gadaffi.

He reminds me of Gok Wan. Maybe it's because they both got fucked in the shit pipe.
/coat

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

hahahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

Pow right in the kisser.

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Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

hehe

Yes, I remember this game from my yoof!

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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)

from this story?:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15448419

"The commissioner's findings were submitted to the Crown Prosecution Service, but it did not find enough evidence to press charges." - Seriously, considering what he did?:

"Significant" issues with 141 calls in summer 2009, of which 19 were considered gross misconduct

Phone numbers of seven callers were deliberately recorded wrongly at the Met's emergency response centre in Bow

The officer did not provide a police response to rape, a suicide threat, domestic abuse and assaults

He also failed to deal properly with potential armed break-ins and a road crash

top image, btw! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)

Got it in one.

Might as well dial 118 118

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)

"The four remaining callers could not be contacted as they did not return messages or their numbers did not work."

And still they say no one was put at risk. Impossible to say that when 4 callers are unaccounted for surely? xD

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

True what they say...

Dead men tell no tales.

(xaer0mancer, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)

arf!

ooh haven't seen that pronsite

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

Don't know what I was thinking

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Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)

td;ds...(too dark;didn't see)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)

the font's ok though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

It's nice...all orange and yellow.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

i like it

it gets a double thumbs up from me!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)

There's that nasty bit where the orange goes a bit too dark though.

Dare I say it looks a bit...

Brown?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)

You're right...I can smell it now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)

Fucking arsebollocks.

Is it really too dark? I can see it on mine.
Try this....

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Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

0_0 spooky

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

I like the fridge scene

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)

pfffft

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)

haha took a moment but then it clicked

you need to add a submarine in the picture for a GoSub command /nerdette

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)

hahhahahahaha

I can't believe I got that joke.

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FIEND, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)

You fucking NERD! ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)

you got the joke even quicker than him!

POWER NERD!

:p

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)

Go go Power Nerds!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)

yeah! fighitng crime on 1980's tv shows

with their state of the art portable computer with 2K of RAMS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)

...and with Midi Loop Power!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)

yeah! then they'd crank out a cool tune (invariably fucking bach) on a Yamaha SHS-10 !

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

10 Print "pffffft"

www.b3ta.com/board/10582152

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)

oh , you fuck

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)

Syntax Error

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)

20 print "Hello World";

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)

10 Print "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave"

...would have been what I'd have loved to have done had I been old enough to appreciate 2001: a Space Odyssey at the time when Basic was still around.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)

basic will live forever, man!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)

Back to Basic should be our slogan

there should be a a tee-shirt with

10 Print "Back to Basic"
20 goSub 40
30 goto10;
40 Print "Fuck Yeah!"
50 Return

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)

yay!

and a shroedinger's semicolon too!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)

\o/

www.winape.net/

also

www.cpcbox.com/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)

goto fuck

(goto is the new 'get to')

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

I would utterly, utterly buy this.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

Back to the Future?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

haha

thats better than my actual joke!

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)

i only got this because i spent ages designing a helicopter with spinning rotorblades on my C128

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)

A challenge somewhat akin to constructing a prefect circle

from 2x4 LEGO bricks.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)

a C128? you posh bastard!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

Amstrad CPC464 then an Atari-ST 520 then Amiga A1200 then PC-AT 486

various PCs now iMac i5 27"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

not counting games consoles

I've owned a C64, a 286, AMD K6, Celeron 1.8 then whatever I can cobble together from old Dell parts saved from the scrap pile at work

I had an Atari ST borrowed off my Sister's boyfriend at the time - it was like an amazing glimpse into the future, especially Xenon 2 Megablast :)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

This is so nostalgic almost brings a tear to my eye

I wonder what computer systems other people had?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

I think all kids today should be forced to sit in front of a screen with flashing colours for 20 minutes

only to see "break error" at the end.

THEY WEREN'T THERE, MAN!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

it was worth the wait and to hear this though

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu9N1H-1xaw

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

i had the C64 then the C128, then nothing until i got my mum's hand-me-down 386

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

ZX81 > Acorn Electron > Atari ST > Pentium P100 PC...

I pwned our school BBC Micro network and my mate and me used to write demos on their Acorn Archimedes.

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)

hahahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)

(vaults barrier)

in case of ris

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)

Yes.. why would an illegal immigrant run on seeing the police

WHY FOR WHAT POSSIBLE REASON would someone here illegally not want to be near the POLICE

well, I'm too stupid to think of one myself so I'd better read those incisive and completely non biased newspapers to find out...

Phew, I'm so glad I live in a true democracy and not one of those completely corrupt countries where they suggest blocking twitter when there's any public disorder!

When's britain's got talent on?

edit: seems my tinfoil's pickup radio catnippp :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)

well, that

and he didn't run

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

but but... they said he ran!

no no... must watch more talent shows!

If you have nothing to fear you have nothing to hide!

They said that too!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)

Just act normal

Just act normal
Just act normal
Just act normal
Just act normal
Just act normal
Just act normal
Just act normal
Just act normal
Just act normal
Just act normal
Just act normal
Just act normal
RUN!!!!!!!!

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..wil, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)

CITIZEN BEHAVES IN A MATHEMATICALLY SOCIETY MODAL MANNER

NO STANDARD DEVIATION DETECTED

OBVIOUS FRONT FOR TERRORISM

INSTALL CONTRABAND AT DWELLING AND USE FOR MASS MEDIA DEMONSTRATION PRIOR PURGING.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)

By Special Request.....

of 'An Eagle in Your Mind'

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)

hang on

i thought the gay shift ended hours ago

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)

Nope, it's been massively gay all this time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)

looking down there v i think i have to agree ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)

The dimensional barriers are weakening!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)

apparently!

it seems the gay shift is succeding where mortal wombat failed

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)

Actually given that it's Tuesday I'm surprised we've not had a reprise of that little episode under a new username.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)

i'm guessing an ip ban

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)

Wasn't someone saying blah blah reset router blah blah ISP gives new IP address blah blah?

Forgive the use of technical jargon.

Also - iirc he was active in the wee small hours of the (UK) morning - there's still time.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)

i think it was paul p that said that.

if he has a static ip it the router reset would be irrelevant.
regardless, resetting your router won't automatically assign you a new ip anyway.
i think it was around 4am

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)

I knew that*

* may in fact not have known that*
_{_{* may in fact still not fully understand all this IP stuff}}

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)

i really wouldn't worry,

it's not terribly exciting, in fact knowing too much about computers and ip's may even be a lady repellant

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)

It's happening? Gaymageddon? The Rapture?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)

\o/

bow down to your mincey overlords!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)

The second coming of Flanbase?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)

^ Ha ha ha... to all of this....

Sorry but I have the day off today and only just saw the request for Natasha and as it's her birthday today, I thought I would knock one out...

~~one~~ a couple

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)

Shout, shout

let it all out

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Joliet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)

These are the things we fwap about....

Come on....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)

I'm fwapping to you

Come on........

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

KHHHAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)

Also www.b3ta.com/board/10582381

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)

THX WB.

I would like it be known that I would fuck her into the middle of next week.

Thanks, everyone.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)

Out Loud Home LOL!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)

the prophercy is fullfilled

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)

About time too.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)

Well, thank goodness for that!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)

she can shoot world wide webs out of her mouth?

that lady got skills. also woo this is pretty lovely. just imagine what it would look like in MOTION aka total pain in the ass to animate but id love to see it.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)

That's tonights wank material sorted.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)

That's *my* autocomplete!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)

Ha ha ha, wonderfull stuff!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)

Terrible bullying of THE LOVELY 47-year-old-hentai-nonce-called-dave-on-the-cliff!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)

He's not a nonce, he is just terribly misunderstanded.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)

私そんなに年取ってないよ

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)

45 then?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)

40より下　20より上

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)

I can't read foreignese

So I'm guessing those are your measurements?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)

Huh huh huh

I cant tell my age easily.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)

I always saw them in half and count the rings

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)

IQ?

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)

AICMFP

(this was a guess. If it's correct, I just blew my own mind.)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)

24!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)

She told us she was 21.

Legal, and ready for action.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)

*runs and hides*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

To be quite fair, 16 is legal... just not advisable.

Wait a minute... if that's true, she is older than me.

MOGGY IS OLDER THAN ME. o___o

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)

Sssh! she has a thing for the younglings ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)

OH SHIT! *hides in wendy house*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)

No dispute on the 'dave' side of things then, I'll take this as an admission

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)

heh heh heh!

i fucking knew it! he's a truck driver from mansfield

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)

Probably appears on ChatRoulette dressed as a Geisha Girl

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)

hang on, i've seen him before

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)

Wax up...wax down...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)

haha this Moggy aicmfp

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

Celebrity CosPlay!

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tubaman, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)

So which one is moggy?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)

that one

*points*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)

I ignored it ages ago

Thank fuck.

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FIEND, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)

-__-

you missed all the fun then

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)

Interesting!! XD

I'm Mothra?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)

i don't believe so

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)

Really thing XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)

what?

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)

Thin ice, my friend

my friend

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)

(That's Maria...not Mogu)... :P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)

maria's 51, allegedly

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)

I thought she was like 100...and changed into a squirrel or something.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)

no, there was a birthday party with cakes and eveything.

i was sent an invitation, which i regretably had to decline, as i was too busy trying to mortally wound myself
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/HappyBirthday-to-me-227843738

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)

OMG! My invitation must have got lost in translation (heh heh). I need to find a blade...oh here's one! X__X

(thnx best 1 yet)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

heh heh!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

She is my agent. She is not me.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

Let's be honest; you're not you, either.

(

Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)

REALLY THING!

is it really so hard to understand?!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)

www.cocacola.jp

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)

i've clearly exposed myself as being mentally deficient

i thought i'd be able to hide it for longer than this.

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)

I just fun :) I never angry

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

Never forgive

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)

hehe XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)

MOGUZILLA

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)

It's honor!! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)

*bows many times*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

I bet that tastes salty

(

Joliet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)

that's what she said

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)

*calls booty*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)

He got himself some kung fu booty action there

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)

nip

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)

RACIST!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)

No fucking idea

whatsoever.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)

It's MarkP0rter.

Second only to Manley in the hierarchy of b3ta narcissists.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)

Ah, so I should have posted my initial response of

"is this some sort of self-indulgent toss?" then

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)

now who is Manley? don't know him but cant believe im not number one yet

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)

you need to eat placenta and blog about your shit if you wish to reach his giddy heights.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)

To know him is to love him...

Well, love is perhaps too strong a word.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)

now who is MarkP0rter? don't know him from Adam tbh

at least I've met Manley

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)

eh?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)

If something sexy is going to happen, can it just involve the 3 girls please?

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)

Man wants to be meme.

B3ta doesn't give a fuck.
Now here's Carol with the weather...

(

Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

zaphod BeebleKnox

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)

Cue...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)

Would, would

as long as she didn't kill me

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)

No idea who she is

but I'm sure she's just this guy, you know?

(

fuscous, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)

I think the defence lawyer would say..

..it was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)

Best chat-up line ever:

"Hey, girl, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me for a while - I'm from another planet."

Obviously this works best if one has two heads and a third arm.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)

I'll show you my "third arm"

and my "second head"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)

Please don't.

I have a box of matches at home.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)

I got a match for you

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)

You have a heavenly body and I'd like to moon you.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)

I get that a lot

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)

I'd give her an impact event
I'd navigate her rings
I'd give her some explosive decompression
I'd visit her brown dwarf
I'd send my crew down onto the surface of her dark side

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)

IIRC he only had the one head and the two arms at the time...

*geeks out*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)

Hmmm

Wasn't it a fancy dress party?

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)

In Islington?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)

Nibbled to death by an okapi?

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)

Needs more Raffaele Sollecito and a load of lies.

(

addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)

Raffaele Sollecito - 1.6 Million google hits
Amanda Knox - 9.9 Million google hits.

We're a predictable bunch on the internet aren't we.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)

Muderers - The new celebs!

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)

Murderers with tits

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)

Too soon.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)

Life! Don't talk to me about life!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)

Hnmmggg Gadjits mmnnggg...

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)

HermmmMMggGnn!

(

arrangedletters, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)

You forgot to shop the one at the top.

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)

shopped pictures only please

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)

^ What that said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)

I was stupid enough to watch that last night and got suckered into entering the competition,

So much stuff!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)

Nice to Otis Deley managing to host a show

without looking like a total mong.

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)

Nice to addickted managing to post

without looking like a total mong

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)

Ha!

dammit!

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)

Its dangerous isn't it....

Odds are still better than the lottery for around the same price

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)

hahaha

fuck :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)

Last one looks like a minion

from despicable me

(

Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)

Wooo

What about blonde presenter girl?

mmmmmmmmmm blonde presenter girl...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)

I do have one of her,

but it's very, very NSFW...

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)

Woohoo!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)

NSFW piffle

link that bad boy...

~~boy~~ girl

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)

I was joking

as I forgot her when I did these earlier. Still, I think it's only fair that she stays how god intended her to be, all pure and nice and boobs and stuff...

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)

Boobs and stuff...

mmmmmmmmmm

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)

~~god~~ the plastic surgeon

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fuscous, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)

Haha! Never!

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)

I don't know what the programme is

but you have piqued me interest

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)

Google Pollyanna Woodward

mmmmmm Pollyanna Woodward

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)

*splutters*

I say!

edit/ the programme looks awful though

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)

*wipes monacle*

Yes, she's the equivalent of spotting a partially hidden porno mag in a railway siding.

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)

shopped only etc...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)

i see the internship at 'Cosmo' has paid off

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)

Suzi now looks like that woman from Torchwood

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)

I personally would

crawl through a barrel of broken glass just to poke matches in her shit.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)

Which one?

Also...really?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)

hahaha nicely

the top one irritates the shit out of me

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)

Thanks! Surely you mean;

the top one irritateth the thit out of me

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)

These are great, yet a bit unsettling.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)

Only because in Vag's pic down there, I thought it was Ed Norton

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)

Someone told me this was a great film

but I cant recall anything about eggs and their contribution to american history

meanwhile this is a woo

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boff FL OZ, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)

It's a pretty powerful film

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)

That's that actor from the Trarantino film isn't it?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)

he was in American Psycho too

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)

yes dear, it's a nipple.

you've got one on the other side, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)

I would never tire of hitting jack whitehall in the face with a shovel

he's probably a lovely bloke, but he looks, acts and sounds like the sort of person that only annoys me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)

Jack Whitehall is a cunt.

Josie Long is brilliant.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)

I didn't mean to imply anything about Ms Long

who's only bad point seems to be that she's VERY VERY lefty and everyone else is wrong.

It's just that she's someone associated with Whitehall and she looks a bit like a young boy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)

correct

total cunt

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)

Eh, I saw Josie Long do a live set once

she was, quite frankly, bollocks.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)

Additionally, I only ever met Jack Whitehall when we were both lunching at the Ivy

where he was the perfect gent

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)

She's on a lot of Radio 4 'comedy banter' things

and she's pretty funny on those, never seen her live though.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)

tbh she seemed really unprepared

possibly drunk...I dunno, all I know is that I had a better punchline in my head than hers which (as I recall) was "Ah, fuck it, it's all bollocks, yeah?"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)

I'm looking for investors for my latest must-have gadget

EDIT: PSD currently 205Mb, 300+ layers and still growing

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

i'm in

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)

That's what SHE said!!!!!!

Erm ...

or something along those lines, anyway.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)

Hi Vag!

I loved that image you did yesterday...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)

I have just promoted you to senior testing executive.

The device will be delivered within 24 hours
How's it going Smash?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)

yay!

going well, thanks. my voice is back, i don't have a cold and, judging by the amount of itching, my tattoos should be fully healed in a day or two.
how's your good self?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)

Very well, very busy.

But I needed a break, so I invented the above whilst trying out a few tattyshop ideas.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)

i had an mspaint idea last night

may have to wheel it out later, but i fear a spanging!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)

There is nothing wrong with a damned good spanking now and again...

Oops! I think I misread that :)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)

letting all your secrets slip, eh?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)

no, you're doing it wrong

it's meant to be the other way round.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)

i'm NOT doing THAT again!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

you say that now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)

and i'll continue to say it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)

Woo!

Is it digital or analogue?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)

Yes

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)

I'm sure anal digits may feature

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)

I like your antique bush buzzer. Yes :)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)

Smash will be conducting tests over the next few days

Want to offer your services as assistant deputy test subject?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)

i'll dig out my sexy lab coat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

I'm in!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)

If this is STEAMpunk

I may have discovered a design flaw :P

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arrangedletters, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)

Steampunk is old hat

This is the new age - VALVES!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)

do they

oscillate?

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arrangedletters, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)

Pffft!

You said...

...oscillate!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)

VALVEpunk

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)

...but it only goes up to 6 :(

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)

Just wait until Mk.2 - It'll go all the way up to 8.3

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

VIBRATION C ENGAGE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)

*engages*

**viibbrraattees**

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)

I'll try it on vibration pattern B3 ta!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)

*shudders*

Are you quite sure?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)

No more Talk

*assumes possition*

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)

*winces*

*inserts*
*retreats*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)

I like this!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)

Is that a vicks sinex on the end?

would work wonders clearing my sinus

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boff FL OZ, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)

Smash - up there^

is looking for volunteers to test the device. Are you volunteering?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)

I am a little bunged up

get little relief from blowing it and ive got plenty of tissues

Im in

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boff FL OZ, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)

nicely done

could almost be a Fallout Addon!
Woo yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)

Cheers!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)

Splendid!

George Alagiah will be pissed off he didn't get there first.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)

Bet he nicks the idea though

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)

For some reason when I saw this I thought "Smallbrainfield"

You may take that as a compliment :o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)

Taken :D

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)

Awesome bit

of layering madness

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)

A moment of madness

that led to around 20 hours of tinkering :D

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)

It lacks wings, rockets or even a simple propeller

It'll never take off.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)

I like your thinking

Mk.III, methinks :)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)

I wants one.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

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