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# Bit late on the bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# oh dear!
hahaha - you bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I think if I'd burned my face off
I'd want to take a lot of drugs too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# needles to say, i took drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# eggs fuckin zactly!
i read the article and couldn't help but wonder how these things get written
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing
life must be a living nightmare for her anyway so what the fuck might as well do drugs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# 2009 - rebecca black
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Pffft
That's terrible so fucking funny!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:40, archived)
# am i supposed to know who that is on the right?
She looks a bit like a teenage carol vorderman
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# and strangely
she looks a bit like a run-down Gillian Anderson on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# ^this
.......... and that ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# i don't know either
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Her expression and microphone indicate she is a Z-list singer from the popular media
So, your guess is as good as mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)
# you are all pretenders
she is a contestant on the X-Chromosome! A popular Saturday night show in which the audience has to guess what abnormalities the contestants have
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)
# 8 kidneys! one nostril! 14 interdigital penumbrae!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# it's close
but it's not right
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# *double thumbs up*
(serge, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Such lovely teeth and hair throughout.......
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)
# i have no idea who the last one is
but i'm assuming it some shit talent show idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# FUCK EVERYONE!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] 5.....4......3......2.......1......
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:09, archived)
# but, but, that's a turtle!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# lady penelope's not a Tracey
what's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# this
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Tortoise
And it's also singularly useless at putting that fire out.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# yeah, didn't pay attention to the feet
but you're right on both accounts
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)
# he's had extensive Thunderlizard training
and access to a big hose pipe made by Brains

so I think you'll find you are wrong :P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)
# I do apologise
*stares at pic waiting for big hose denouement*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# he'll take a few days to get there
so i'd come back later if i were you
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
# meanwhile have one of the rapid response unit members
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I assumed that it was they who had started the fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# that's a well dressed lizard
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# He'd do well at Deri-Air
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# now this, I'd like to see Blue Peter make!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I've got a blue peter.
I'm starting to think that that rubber band suggestion wasn't such a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)
# 4 hours max!
how long have you been going now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Erm ... a couple of weeks ...
Is that bad, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# noooooo
you'll be fine.

but maybe take it off in the next few minutes eh.


You could always dress it as a smurf anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Yes - the solidified yellow stuff that started weeping from it a few days ago would make a perfect hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# and that smell!
just like a Belgian forest glade!


*spews*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)
# It's more like pasta and mushrooms.
But it looks like cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# it even has bright blue veins
oh no, my mistake. Those are in what's left of the shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:16, archived)
# you have a PVC orchestra strapped to your cock?
well i never
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I bet you did, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# i don't have a cock
but if i did, i would ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# A boy without a winkle?! Heavens be praised! It's a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# silly...i'm a lady
ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!

0.0
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# are you real?
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/internet-misogynists-given-chance-to-meet-a-woman-201111164545/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# yes i am
and i'm happy to meet up with any internet mysogynists ....They can pop round to my amply stocked with hammers trouncing shed, between the hours of 6 and 9 pm
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
# *checks diary*
damn - I'll be in a layby of the A4 around then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# oh in that case i'll just lounge around a bit in my underpants
fondling a python until someone else turns up
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Sounds like what the men do here
on the gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# No you're not. Ladies don't exist on the internets.
It's SCIENCE, and you can't argue with SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# but but...but...i'm a lady Scientist too
*argues with peer group*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Lies on the internet.
Rolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# The tortoise's expression makes this even better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha
spot on :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# haha
saw brother Liam last night with Beady Eye. Fantastic show!

www.thehippymafia.com/ supporting were great too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Good night then sir?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:01, archived)
# it was indeed
made extra special by the sheer number of middle aged blokes who had Liam Gallagher haircuts and coats!

And the pissed little shit in front of me who didn't like me shoving him forward for invading my space who took a while to realise that I was literally twice his size!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
I trust you 'cunted him in teh fuck'? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:09, archived)
# hehe, I really wanted to
but being sober, I realised what the consequences might be.

Ultimately he almost fell over, spilled his remaining beer over his legs and his made dragged him off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Oh Christ.
I thought it was only Jo Whiley who thought any of the Gallaghers were still relevant.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# hey - I never got to see Oasis at their height
so I pretended that I was doing that last night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# that tortoise's head is excellent
and should be 'shopped on to more things. Preferably with hats.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Haha... brilliant...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Late!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
good one today :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:10, archived)
# it's about time that these two had some scenery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# "This hotdog is as big as my entire body"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# the best kind of hotdog
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)
# You're running rings round us with these puns
I'm a-fried to reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty random wednesday lizardry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:03, archived)
# rimming lizard
edit: ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:07, archived)
# nice
slurpy lizard tongue action
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
# quality shite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Your sig seems very apt:
www.b3ta.com/board/2369
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Well fuck a duck!
A bindun across more than a decade!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:01, archived)
# haha
is yours a genuine bindun or do you have some memory of the original?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# I wasn't aware that I was aware of the original!
but I can't help feeling I must have seen it before in the dim and distant past and my naughty brain told me it was an original thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Funny the way these things happen sometimes
Sorry to have rumbled you!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Here comes Bod!

*splooge*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# at the restaurant
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:01, archived)
# I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Wonderful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)
# these are brilliant
but please get some therapy
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
#
but please get some therapy
and keep your mental state just as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# *click*
*click*
*click*
*click*

These are awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# YES! Cunt him right in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love his little smile at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Victory!
*clictory*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Yay... I love your stuff....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# These are cool
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Proper reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Radio Times listing


Click for bigger (105 kb)
(LenJohnon you definitely would, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:41, archived)
# mouses who are called Heartbeat, they go to the Paradises?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)
# subjecate the verb
now write it out 100 time in 10ft letters, or i'll cut your balls off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:51, archived)
# mouses.. mices, MOUSE!
HEARTBEAT MOUSE, they go to the Paradise??? Paradise!

Heartbeat mouse goes to Paradise!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# motion towards isn't it boy?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
# er Dative?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Nick Buries Rastamouse in BBC?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# We're wearing suits in paradise now?
*bins application form*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
#
*bins application form*
*removes suicide bomb*
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Nick Berry gets stabbed by a local black resident
while on a Caribbean holiday, thus necessitating investigation by a white guy?

i deplore your racist stereotypes
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)
# K TOFFERSON?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)
# the new math?...i don't fucking know...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I agree with this sentement
Also it took me 2 episodes to realise that Danny John-Jules was in it!
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ning b3ta, not many VAGS to choose from today but here are a few...
'Eduard Khil's Haircut' came first with Martha Plimpton, followed by 'RedHouse' with Maggie Gyllenhaal looking surprised.
To finish of the Girly girls, I knocked one out for Missi Pyle.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:05, archived)
# As for todays Blokey blokes...
Happy Birthday Burgess Meredith and Griff Rhys Jones.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:05, archived)
# It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure that isn't a still from Secretary.
A waste of a birthday, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:18, archived)
# I still fancy MG regardless.
(*has wasted more birthdays than some b3tans have had hot dinners*)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:21, archived)
# Maggie has a special place in my heart.
if you are in such a way inclined, there is not a better first date film. Broaches the subject beautifully.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:56, archived)
# Haha,
forgive me if I entertain certain doubts about the veracity of this advice...
2nd date? Yeah, sure. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# ok, maybe not first.
watching Chasing Amy early in a relationship, in hindsight, wasn't a great idea, though not entirely sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:37, archived)
# I am sorry you two, I got up a bit late this morning..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:59, archived)
# s'ok, I like surprises
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I don't understand
people who DON'T fancy her...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:49, archived)
# because she looks like one of the flesh from doctor who.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# because she's a swamp donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Its from the Directors' Cut when Spader order MG to be whipped by the Muppets.
Surprised you didn't know that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Redhouse asked for...
"Maggie Gyllenhaal (as my favourite Secretary, or perhaps a surprise www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhUciUSoN5s)"

Is this any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:16, archived)
# It is
although I really should have led you to research images from Sherrybaby
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# "I fucking hate boxing!" :)
Tomorrow, Peter Cook and Zoë Bell, if you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Sophie Marceau or Lauren Hutton
whichever comes with stripes!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that a lizard?
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 5:55, archived)
# And somebody was giving booze to these god damn things!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 5:59, archived)
# needs more fat bloke with green spit on his face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:04, archived)
# It's multiplied...;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 5:46, archived)
# hahhah
hahahahhahhaha
hahahhahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahhah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 5:56, archived)
# It's the leg twitching that does it for me.
But why is he shouting "come"?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:01, archived)
# FONE SECKS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:03, archived)
# "KHHHUUUNT"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:07, archived)
# INDEED
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:38, archived)
# Ah man
makes me think of valin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:59, archived)
# aye
i've seen one or two gifs over the last weeks that have done the same
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:04, archived)
# Far too many asian chicks in swimware on /board


so have a sexy Greek chick in swimware
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Aww she's armless.
But she still can bite...
like a flid I often wonder how they pull their knickers up after a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:28, archived)
# they're all clever dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:29, archived)
# so she is a he?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:33, archived)
# "retract-o-clit" is a bit cumbersome to use every time.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:35, archived)
# Is it winch operated?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:37, archived)
# only when the velcro snaps.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
# Mmmmm scratchy
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Maybe they just wear mini skirts that rise up when the sit down.
Then stamp their feet to dry off...
Bum wiping, that's another mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:34, archived)
# pole+loafah
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
# Genius
Now what about trimming toe nails?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:39, archived)
# trained crocodiles
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:41, archived)
# Of course!
I personally just bite them.....

She likes that.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:42, archived)
# you bite crocodiles
but are they not endangered
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:46, archived)
# No,
But damn tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:47, archived)
# they taste like chicken
true fact!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:36, archived)
# anyone else see this 0_o
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-15748536
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 5:26, archived)
# she must have trouble getting into it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 5:52, archived)
# The most strange "toy" that I have ever seen.
jkhkjhkjhkjhkjh
I've cried when I saw it.
But I was excited
Because. . .
Children taken aback when they see it's movement
(ffyhate, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Be a chap and fuck off and die you spamming cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:59, archived)
# OOOh if this post
happened earlier. Such wrath would have been bestowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:20, archived)
# is my post below enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:23, archived)
# I think you mean
"when they see its movement".


Now begone, begone into the bowels of the internet, where there is wailing, and gnashing of spammers.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:24, archived)
# you win the retard of the day award
please go to http://www.awardwinners.com/?winner=564432 to collect it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Woo Gary Davies in the Fatima Whitbread in the jungle
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:57, archived)
# THOSE FIGURES CAN'T BE RIGHT !!?
we need more boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:45, archived)
# May as well, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:03, archived)
# get
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:10, archived)
# That's very rare for me now...
I'm arguing with the misses and she's stopped all carnal activities.....

I may have to give in and apologize, even though I'm right! God I'm stubborn at times.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:22, archived)
# YOU FUCKING CUNT
I HOPE YOU GET HUNTED BY A BAD AIDS CARRYING POLAR BEAR AND BUM RAPPED UNTIL YOU ARE INFECTED
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:23, archived)
# I like this.
More people should respond like this... To everyone and everything.

Bad day Paul?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:26, archived)
# no it's been a nice night shift
I was just posting as mentioned b3ta.com/board/10604030
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:34, archived)
# rapped?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:34, archived)
# by Ice T
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:40, archived)
# I can't change it now
it would make me look foolish
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:47, archived)
# yes, yes it would
especially now that i've screen grabbed it, just in case you get any ideas

also, www.b3ta.com/board/10604069
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:52, archived)
# I'm 10 hours into a night shift
I really can't be bothered to change it XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:56, archived)
# yeah, that'd give you the bad bum aids
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:49, archived)
# i made a wallpaper for you all
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:52, archived)
# Anal polyps?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:55, archived)
# No thanks.
I already ate.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Great band
shame about the second album.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:49, archived)
# OMG I don't even want to know
*Wants to know*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:55, archived)
# just a wet hand, and lots of playing with color and contrast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:11, archived)
# ha ha ha!
"it was just a wet hand, your honour / darling dear / officer (delete as appropriate)"

very good though. let it be animated.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:21, archived)
# i would love to animate it. but the GIF compression kills the juiciness :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Ewww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 2:49, archived)
# u puss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Haha, that's absolutely horrible!
*does one of them standing ovations*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:09, archived)
# I got rhythm, I got fuck
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Unfortunately this happened on the way home from the gig...

Freebase is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:07, archived)
# what anime is this from?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:13, archived)
# I haven't a clue, sorry!
Poached it from a gif site and made my own interpretation :)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:27, archived)
# Kill bill
It's one of the shitty anime sequences that blended in with the rest of that shitty movie.
(genka, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:32, archived)
# i knew I'd seen it
couldn't place it though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Recall it now you've said it.
Kill Base
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Is that vimod?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:56, archived)
# looks it to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:09, archived)
# it does look like it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry] well, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] This reminds me of...
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Invizard
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Love it, he looks so relaxed.
Not worth it's own thread, but been playing about with some morphing software...
Whattayafink?

It's my daughter from a holiday this year, forgive the cheesieness of the pictures, we where in a caravan and going crabbing the next day!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Very sweet, although it's a bit of an odd use of morphing...
Anyway, I'm a-getting sleepy. G'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Night Drunken Miss. Sweaty dreams.
Thanks, I was just testing it to see what it was like to use. And these where the first pictures that I found.
It seems very good, I need to think of something funny to do with it now.
this took me an hour to do... not bad for "free" good old isohunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# somewhat related, real morphs!
then and now photographs - not shopped
and more

Some could be NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Maartje 1990 & 2011 Amsterdam
Looks a bit noncey to me!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:26, archived)
# my thoughts too
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:15, archived)
# I cleared my history after that pic!
I may need to take my hard disk out and burn it,

If I ever take my pc to pcworld to get fixed, I'm doing time now! hahaha

I;d rather burn my pc than take it to pc world!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:22, archived)
# ANOTHER ONE!!!
Jesus, you need to stop posting these links before most of us get nonced off to jail!

Those pictures are a gary glitter fest!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:27, archived)
# it is art
not pron.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Naked 12 year olds is art?
I may not know art, but I know what I despise!

It gives me the shuddering fuck to think thats in my browsing history.

I may be over reacting a tad, but Fuck!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:58, archived)
# aaaah the moggy defence.
didn't work for peewee herman either :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:22, archived)
# At least its not got bestiality overtones.
Furry 12 year olds..... *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 4:07, archived)
# ...teh ph3ar?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Oh shit, I can see it too o_____o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Oh shit!
Guest appearance!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:48, archived)
# yes!
veddy nice -
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Cheers PedroHin.
It seems a very good program, I just need something funny to do with it now!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Wild Grovers

.cfb.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# i have no idea why elmo is so frigging popular
whn it's obvious to anyone wth half a brain that grover is the true star of sesame street
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Grover had the pazazz
to wear a cape and helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# I read that as emo
and was bewildered.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Beaker was the most intelligentist one

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Fearless in the face of
test tubes
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)
# no man it was totally Mr Snuffleupagus.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Braw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Aces here....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Can you draw my
backgrounds please?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# i'll have a go, gaz me a pic
oh, backgrounds...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I'll give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Don't get too enthuiastic
you haven't seen the foregrounds! I just thought how good that pic of yours would fit to some of mine!

Edit, I also need someone to help with spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# enthuiastic
The word to describe the action of shifting a wasp from ones nose with a mouthful of hot beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
# I'll lelp with your spellering if you like....
I'm shore ewe no how good I am at it...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Waiter waiter theres....
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Is this a new level on that great Lemmings game?
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Are you some kind of twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# 90's spam
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:39, archived)
# ^ NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Well, it said 'Click for Bigger.' So I did click. And it was bigger. Much, much bigger!
woo by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:31, archived)
# This looks almost EXACTLY like Space Quest IV
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:45, archived)
# No reason
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaa
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Ta!
Just found this post I did the other week and had totally forgotten about. THought I'd try again :)
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
office lol
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# i keep looking and giggling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# this is goods :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Ok
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Merci beaucoup
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Ha ha they look like Paul Daniels!
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# not a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Look, they ALL want to be mr. Bighead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)
# neck sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:58, archived)
# For the hedgehog from hell


I think this fulfils all your specifications.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Is she eating a typewriter?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# that's like hardcore alphabet spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Pfftttt...
Home LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Gis a tune darth....


Click for bigger (96 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA... ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Why thank you sir.
I was trying a harmonica, but I thought that would have been done to death.... or rather darth.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Haha, the stylophone better..!
www.b3ta.com/board/10500159
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I am now
officially afraid of THFH.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# He's sweet if you don't get him started on conspiracy theorists.
He's an enabler, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# I will now ignore
his requests for me to shave my head and replace my lower jaw with a cheese grater and something from Bletchly Park. It all seemed so reasonable at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Oh he's not one of the crazies. He just nods and smiles and lets real crazies craze at him.
He's also a drug dea... oh sorry, the pc term is pharmacist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Mu: b3ta biographer.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Not really. I just bought his book.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# GO AND BUY MINE, YOU PUMP
i've not got nearly enough money to buy a carribean island yet
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Is it a good book? Are there killin's?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# There's some killings, yeah
They're also very short reads. They're not, strictly speaking, books. They're more like, well, stories.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Now that would be interesting
I wouldn't pay for it, but i'd borrow a copy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# who's afraind of the big bad hedge hog...
oh, you.. right you are.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# liza minelli's looking good for her age
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# She has jars full of david guest
that she smears on (and into) herself.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Oy!
She is a good friend of mine!
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Needs more Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# That refresh scared the hell out of me!...O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# :D
subliminalFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# It was a double fuck moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# ahahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# shockjaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
#
added :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha :D
*F5 F5 F5*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# I think I've done now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)
# good old harmonica
just like bob dylan
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# wierd how in monochrome you can really see the rubber cap over the actor's hair
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# the face certainly becomes more pixelated than the rest
must be something to do with the digital conversion.

*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# daffy duck's let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Daft Vader
Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# took a while to spot :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# My wife just saw this
and said "Who's that? Super Skelator?"
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Tell her yes
Give her a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 0:40, archived)
# :D

edit: emergency flanbase deployed! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# The circle is complete.

All roads lead to Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
# That's no m... oh wait ... nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:50, archived)
# He loved to blow his harp....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# i feel a little bit guilty about this one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# sue perkins is looking rough these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I thought it was
Sue Pollard
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# nah, definitely not enough frizzy mental hair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
#
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# See?
I'm not far off.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# she's looking good for a 96-year-old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# It's nothing like her

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# man, she looks werd
fuck it, i need sleep.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# which one is jenny eclair then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# the one who's looking good for a 109-year-old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Bad mouth Sue Perkins and I'll cut you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# i like her
she's funny and an utter dirt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA!
I wonder if there's a small, very controversial meme in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# discuss
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Well...
I think if used correctly, it could be as versatile as many Gayshift regulars, although I reckon some people on here would think it's a little much, even considering the circumstances under which she was toasted.

Then again, we shop 9/11 and other far worse things on here, so...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Are these source pictures taken from a photo gallery of women who were set alight by their husbands?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Nope, it's from a gallery of women whose meth labs blew up in their faces.
So the morality of this is totally up to the viewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:37, archived)
# I was merely asking about the source pics
I was not making a morality statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I just thought I'd add that on; not implying anything, of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# what, a woman can't melt her face off without having a man do it for her?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
# nobody ever says italy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Scorpio ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# back when the simpsons was good
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Seasons 3-8 were most definitely the Golden Years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Then Futurama took over being the good Matt Groening series
Until they cancelled it, and made The Simpsons run for ever and ever and ever and ever
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Bang on the money, Drunken Miss Ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# ^This, oh so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# *digs into pockets*
want some sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# also:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# "Ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?" "Heh heh, once."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I'm a guy like me!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:35, archived)
# has simon weston had a sex change?
*buys one way ticket to hull*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Oof!
*nervous laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# oh dear sweet spongebob
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# pfff!
fuck, i'm tired
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# jesus!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
#

* I don't like this meme
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# mmm she's hot
melting my heart
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# haha fuck!
off to hull with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# A gormless Emma Thompson.
(twattybanjo, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Isn't she in "Little Mix"?
The one who normally reminds me of a sloth?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
#
B3ta has shown be some pretty nasty stuff over the years.
(not criticising, just saying I would never have heard of this woman if it hadn't been on B3ta)
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 1:10, archived)
# nos da o Gymru
(LenJohnon you definitely would, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Hehe :)
Welcome to b3ta - pull up a lizard and shop a monster truck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:30, archived)
# ^ This.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# pfff
welcome, it's too late to run now.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Hylo, LenJohnon.
Croeso i b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# croeso i b3ta
tynnu yn chadair
siopa yn cath fair
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# pull in a chair
and shop in Mary's cat???


0.0
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# yes
what?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# well mary's cat is closed for stock taking
i thought everyone knew
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Dw i ddim yn siarad Klingon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# i have no idea what that means but you spelt definitely correctly in your sig so have +1 internets
i've seen it spelt definately quite often and sometimes even defiantly, grrr /pointless pedant blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Sometimes they might actually mean defiantly though
As in "Mmm. I like these [forbidden] wafers. I am defiantly going to get some more"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# true, but when someone recently wrote that he's defiantly interested in a job role, THREE TIMES, i'm pretty sure it's ignorance!
i'm not sure why it bothers me at all to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
# defiantly not gay
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:51, archived)
# ^
bugs the hell out of me for no reason...see also existance
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# oh and "could care less" when they mean "couldn't care less"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# *pops vein*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Not much of a talker?
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# 110 messages in nearly 10 months
You're hardly Mr Chatterbox yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Touché.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Cheer up, grumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
#
Ar ôl i drosi eich geiriau i'r Gymraeg*

*lies
(LenJohnon you definitely would, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# E peth eth eth, e pa theth a thef
Chrissy Waddle.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Whiskers meaty goodness
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# scorchio!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Fallia hell-ah fallia hell-ah fallia hell-eh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Bono estenteeeeeeeeee'
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Orgazmogizmo!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Sminky Pinky
Bang bang
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Sh'mae, Sut ych chi? sut mae'r minge?
although i am suspicious of your Welshness due to your incorporation of the hated Sais Flag in your otherwise splendid pic
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5uK4fAzp08
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# wtf????????????????????????????????
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Diffiniad.....Hwyr Tan Y Bore........great track......wish I could get an mp3 of the original recording as this doesn't do it justice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjRQuU5-sk&list=FLZx0tkpUHDbY-dkcwMfA8kA&index=190&feature=plpp_video
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Fair enough
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG-7miFQR_I&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] compo it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
#
Iä! Iä!
(cthulhu_fhtagn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoops

(LenJohnon you definitely would, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:46, archived)
# And I thought Black Oops didn't improve things!
(Lord of Lard, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:05, archived)
# I have never understood MineCraft..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:13, archived)
#
At least the map size on black ops was larger than a postage stamp
(leviaxxan lurking all over the world, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)
# fuck that, play mariokart instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I personally think this is the best so far (not including CoD4)
because they've realized the amount of bullshit that plagues the series and they've cut it down a lot.

But I agree with leviaxxan, the maps aren't very good. WAY too small to be doing any decent sniping.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# WTF!
are you on crack? ah, notices the cod4 exclusion.
the single player is just a disjointed, repetative, rehash of all previous cods and not very good. (still better than bf3's though)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Battlefield 3
Is the solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I recently discovered Team Fortress 2 earlier this month
I think I may never leave the house ever again.
(User #86772, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)

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