(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> I'M OVER HERE
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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^------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No you're not you're obviously over here!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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Can I ask how you get transparency on your animations? When I try and have different areas as transparent in each frame they get rendered out as grey for some reason Or can anyone else help please?
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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btw I am using ImageReady 7 :)
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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maybe your colour palette in the optimizing options is set to "custom"?
if so, try "selective" or some other option from the top of the list, or add the transparency channel to your colour palette yourself if you want to have control over which colours are being used
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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Thank you!
I guess that would be 'indexed' colour mode to set a transparent colour in Photoshop first, rather than just opening the psd with areas of transparency on each frame's layer?
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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forget everything I just said and just check if the "transparency" checkbox is checked in the Optimize Window
(you may have to activate the advanced options via the arrow in the top left right corner of said window)
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:04,
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It is, but the transparency only seems to work for those pixels which are transparent for every frame.
Those pixels which have colour for one or more frames are rendered as grey for the other frames. I reckon that the transparent colour through fixed palette might be worth a shot, I'll give it a go this week at some point. Cheers for the help!
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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hmmmm
I never had that kind of problems with IR7, I'd just change some optimize settings now one after another and check the output file for changes
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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I use use PSP for the images...
I save them individually as .png images with a transparent background. I then import these into AnimationShop, set the timings an save as a .gif
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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Afraid I don't have these programs, but thanks anyway :)
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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He uses a "transparency in my animations" filter
pffffft, I'm so hilarious
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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let "FORGIVE" = "NEVER"
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:00,
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I love the cock
(as it were) In other news, there are two web-developer jobs going at my work, gaz me if interested :D
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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but the code to make it automatically update sometimes fails. If this happens to anyone else make sure you send me a message via the mail form (not gaz) and I'll do it by hand.
(wuffle, the b3ta bunny's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Yay!
Quick question: if I wanted to make an icon, would a .jpg be OK, or would I have to faff around learning how to do html wizardry first?
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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they are GIFs with a transparent background
actually the elephant wasn't. It was a BMP that I had to edit but generally speaking I'm too lazy for this. Tranny GIFS please (innuendo noticed but I refuse to rewrite sentence)
are you suggesting that if the aborigines were better educated they'd become white?
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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No - just that molecular magnetism is an exhausting field
that requires a lot of time spent in dark rooms either reading or measuring. If I had spent more time doing measurements, I'd have rickets from lack of vitamin D.
I like what I've heard so far, to the disdain of judgemental and snobbish types, and I like the Dutch angle used for the cover, too.
So stick THAT up your jumper, internets!
/I am so bloody lonely blog
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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I'd just put her next to Florence and the Machine
In the 'menopause' section...
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:09,
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Floz & The Machine - there's an interesting one.
A: She's not Kate Bush, however much she thinks she is. B: They do do good tunes. C: She fancies herself rotten - as a bird and as a muso - the whole "staring up the lights lost in the music"/"tightly squeezed eyes, lost in the music" schtick is very, very considered, and thus pretentious and annoying. See also R&B singers doing that stupid "delicate hand" thing to indicate how soul they are.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:21,
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she did a tour here that you could only buy tickets for if you paid by mastercard
thankfully, i don't give a shite about florence and i don't have a mastercard
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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I feel a little about F&TM like I did about Oasis when they were about:
Great tunes, pricks doing them = Dammit stop being such pricks!
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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But they weren't great tunes.
Every cover version of Wonderwall is also pap. It's a song inspired by a film about spying on your naked neighbours through a hole in the wall, which has for some reason been reinterpreted as an anthem to inspire mid-northerners with a sense of solidarity and kinship, by comparing one another to mystical bits of masonry. This is STUPID.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:48,
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Really?
I just assumed it got played because Jo Whiley found out she still gets paid by the hour, even when she's not talking.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:56,
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agreed, i hated oasis, still do
ordinarily, i wouldn't care about f&tm but she happened to murder one of my favourite tunes and for this she should die a thousands deaths
can i say that without being arrested for being some kind of terrorist, ala paul chambers?
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:56,
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not sure how much the song is about the film
I think Noel just nicked the title from the George Harrison soundtrack album
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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Less G strings.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:21,
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More accordions
you can't be pretentious with an accordion.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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It was a slow day And the sun was beating On the soldiers by the side of the road
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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Even Paul Simon's pretentiousness is masked by the powerful jollity of an accordion.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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I do quite like some of this album, I have to admit
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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Needs to cheer up.
It's like Coldplay with a fanny.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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Come now, that's harsh.
Video Games is enjoyably schitzophrenic, I think.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:27,
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I bow to your expertise as I've been put off listening to any other tracks by the ones on the telly ad
that tell me how 'amazing' it all is. And my pocket money this week went on Caro Emerald anyway.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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Yes - I understand that there's already been oversaturation on TV and radio.
I've only encountered her stuff a couple of times - once on Later With Joolz Holland, and once on some telly programme.
Mrs V and I tend to listen to Radio Bore and watch cooking telly, so don't see too much pop stuff.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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Can't hear the words because of the INTENSE EMOTION
I heard "are they like the bad girls harning", whatever harning means. Turns out she's singing "I hear you like the bad girls honey". This would be excusable in death metal, but she's no Trey Azagthoth. Besides, that's not very high-quality schizophrenia, it's just wailing about a relationship. It's not like she suddenly requests nine packets of cigarettes and a shoe tree and accuses you of having been replaced by your exact clone.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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*considers*
*moves Tori Amos onto same imaginary categorical shelf*
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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Nothing's excusable in Death Metal other than being 14 and writing shouty poetry about how unfair it all is.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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I endorse this post
(arseboon dilbaroarseboon dilbaro,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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you should write a song about
someone who suddenly requests nine packets of cigarettes and a shoe tree and accuses you of having been replaced by your exact clone.
not many people use that one, fist time I've seen it.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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Can we have colour icons in the future
a magenta cdc would be great I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to program - in fact we do have coloured ones the halloween pumpkin is orange so why are they all black and white?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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the site is meant to be mostly monochrome
as not to clash with the crazy random colours of your photoshops
And also fill in the details of mothers maiden name,
Date of birth, Shoe size and eye colour.
Thank you
Nigerian Rob /casual racism
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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in the old days when we didn't know anything about security and didn't salt and hash passwords etc
it would have been trivial to use b3ta passwords to get into loads of peoples email accounts and rob their paypals etc. (Not everyone, but some, those who'd used the same password on b3ta and other sites etc)
Lucky I didn't do that as now I'd be in prison. Or have a big house.
*edit* many years ago a friend of mine got into a flame war with someone in a chat room, He put his e-mail up and he knew enough about him to "guess" his password.... anyway long story short he used the same password for everything and the guy ended up buying 1000 keyrings delivered to his home with "I am a twat" etched into them! It still shocks me to this day that my friend never got caught because he was retarded enough to do the "hacking" from his own home internet connection!
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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(Barbarossais not my real name,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:11,
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only with more gentle bum love.
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:14,
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Isn't there an account number on the payment page.
Generally deposit to the account and gaz rob with a reference number works OK.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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Set up a PayPal account it's pretty quick and easy
or buy Rob Premium Bonds
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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Rob bonds
I like that idea. the US gov started selling bonds to finance WW1.
I'd like to get you lot to pay for me to start a war. I think I'll send drones on the bloke at the cornershop who gave me a funny look like I was shoplifting the other day.
If it's war on the bloke in the cornershop you want Rob
then take your camcorder the next time you go in there and get some footage for us all to tinker with I'm sure we'd all like to make this a mini challenge that you can enjoy :D
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:02,
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Internet humiliation
Demoralising and degrading - psychological warfare for the 21st Century! Not a bullet need be fired, think how cheap it'd be - our brave boys⢠all sitting in front of Photoshop rather than sweltering in a baking-hot desert somewhere
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:17,
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all this stuff about wars being fought by drones
makes me think 21C soldiers could be wearing Armani suits, going to a corporate HQ and spend all day at a PC unleashing death from the skies.
(Although there is problems of lag. You want your remote controlled drones controlled by operators as near as possible.)
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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For sore necks..?
:D
Edit: Just read the RIS aw.... sweet.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:10,
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Humm just noticed all the other tigers on the box. Curses.
That's the kind of attention to detail you get with me!
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:26,
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Giraffes eat tigers, don't they? So I think you'll get away with it.
don't they? So I think you'll get away with it.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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fuck you lily
it's tiger bread and it'll always be tiger bread!
yours,
sainsbury's
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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3 quid gift voucher...
That has got to be the cheapest national advert anyone has ever had.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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i was thinking that
you get more for complaining their pizza are shit
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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I tried to avoid this challenge but woke up with this in my head..damn you b3ta!
(Clayhopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:02,
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Stunning!
Gets a click from me. :D
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:04,
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vertical post?
hey everyone clay's account's been hacked!
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:06,
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Hahaha! And 400px wide...
I know where this is destined to end up. jinx :D
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:08,
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potential Fp?, what the very thought!!!
coincidentaly I just happen to be selling stuff in my blog did I mention that at all? I think I may have dropped a few subtle hints these past few days..nothing to do with the sudden verticals...no sir ;)
Jinx!
(Clayhopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:10,
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Blog?
Address please... :D
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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(Clayhopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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Cor, lovely. You clever sod!
lovely. You clever sod!:D
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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luckily all the mods
on this site are thick as pig shit so they won't suspect what I'm up to... especially that mod who's responsible for choosing which pics get Fp'd..I was telling his mum as much... last night...she didn't seem to disagree...mind, she did have her mouth full at the time....
*cackle
(Clayhopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:27,
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[MOD EDIT - DELETED]
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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It worked! Hooray!
Congrats on FP! :D
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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Lovely job
nice work
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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Hahahaha..Hang on?
Where's the side scroll? *clicks* In other news... deris
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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"I thought you wanted me to get my chopper out?"
"You've been in the toilet for half an hour! I used a knife in the end, I got fed up of waiting."
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:41,
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(skullbuggeryuh huh! kissed a cow!,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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"Nearly there!"
"No, I don't want you to make me a bowl of THAT sort of batter ..."
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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I'd like to be first to congratulate JollyJack on his censorship of "the S word".
For far too long this website has been a den of foul language and peurile filth.
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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^
I can remain pure knowing that my eyes and mind are never exposed to such crass, corrupting language. NOW WHERE'S MY TINY HEADED MUSCLE FERRET WOMAN WITH PENDULOUS BREASTS?
(smearballsdouble bag it!,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 5:41,
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Well I'm On 'Til The Crack Of Dawn Mowing Down M.C.'s Like I'm Mowing A Lawn I Go Off Like Nothing Can Phase Me You Think We'll Ever Meet Stevie? One Of These Days, D. But I Can Stand My Ground And I Am Down To Wax An M.C. Who Acts Like A Clown But For Now, I'd Like To Ask You How You Like The Feel Of The Bass In Your Face In The Crowd
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 5:49,
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Well this will surely get the kids riled up
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 6:18,
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I can only assume the clowns are a band that are targeted below my age bracket
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 6:54,
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Compo it! (it's still monkeys, right?)
(macroscian(1 like),
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 7:16,
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