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# The mystical titillating boobie ball

also makes an appearance here at 2:30 youtu.be/XLR614kge4w
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# That made me titter...
I'll get my coat.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Ill take 6!
Benny: Maan, you make me wish i had *counts* 35 hands!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# NORKTASTIC!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# but can it be milked?
woo
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# More to the point, can it be stopped for being milked?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# automatedvacuumuddersuckers you're right
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# milk squirting is how it propels itself through outer space
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# intergalactating travel! :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# fuck
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# looks like you`ve made a boob
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# really did I break the rules?
they are CG boobs btw not real. built in cinema 4d
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# no, not at all
just thought it was an appropriate time to post my crappy image :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# ha ok!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# I think it's trying to communicate with us...
you really are a fab new addition to the b3ta fold, mr smearballs.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# thanks
glad to be here. I'm totally hooked. wasting hours on this shit
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# you do know
you'll never leave, right? ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# ha, well the web vortex can only get bigger.
good buncha freaks here tho.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Great to see your hours put to great use
:D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# ITS GONNA BLOW!
'clicks'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha, you got the Funk, right there in a box!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# omg hilarious!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Yeah it's from one of my favourite episodes
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Their best thing, ever.
I GOT A MANJINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtu.be/NYPRyFNtOyY
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Would you like a Baileys?
Great stuff
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Tits or GTF...oh, wate.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# GREAT TITS, MAN!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# *mesmerised*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Yeah that would be NSFW
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I want to hold it.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Boooooobs!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# No nipple hair
are you a pervert?!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Psssst!
Where is everyone?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I've no idea
*checks in the fridge* nope usually when i can't find something it will be there.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# sssshhhh
we're hiding
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I'm trying to
make some bunny ears for my new icon. And failing miserably :(
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# BTW I'm not even a bit Psssst yet
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# BOO!
haha, got you
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I have elephant icon now I will NEVER FORGET ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> I'M OVER HERE
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# ^------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No you're not you're obviously over here!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# OK, you win. Your turn to hide now.
*closes eyes*
1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, 1001, 1010 etc
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I can't type
I'm having a two-hander...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# *waves*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# *sines*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Capuchinator?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Termin'ape'r?
Arnie ain't aging well?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Love the expression! Reminds me of my granny.
Totally showing my age here and certainly not worth a new fred.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# aahahahahahhah
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:04, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I knew you'd done it first matey
...but I just thought the face fitted a treat :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# extra points for having glasses
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Can't be a bindun; yours is an ape (woo BTW), Ninj's is a monkey...
/vaguely autistic about compo rules blog
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# yeah, i noticed people seemed to be a bit autistic about this compo....i mean, challenge, in particular
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I started early...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# at least you're sticking at it!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# and at least I added a disclaimer...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# deserves an fp
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# awww, bless you!
That'll never happen to me. My images aren't NSFW enough for b3ta, it seems.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Missed that first time round, much woo!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# banana-ater ftw :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# haha!
he's thinking, "I'm getting too old for this game..."
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# A close cousin of Stephen Hawking?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# With glasses like that... he aint going to miss..!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooo! Showing me age...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# nicely done
But shopped photos only! ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Haha
That's great
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# you know you talk so hip you're twisting my banana, man
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# He's gonna step on OOOOOOOOH
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
Nice work on the logo.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# yes!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Ignore this please.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Ignore what?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Excuse the T.J.
I just got this when I searching for an old thread


Click for bigger (37 kb)

Does anyone else get this at this address? b3ta.com/search/board?q=plug&p=11
:s
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Not me :o
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# yeah I do.
had something similar yesterday too
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I'm using vista
It doesn't matter which briwser I use all I get is this.
Might have to give up till I get home.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# It only does it in chrome for me
Firefox seems fine.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# It's a bit different in FF
but it says it has to close. Are you running Vista?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# no, windows 7.
My AV picked up something dodgy on the board yesterday though.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Nope
Probably worth letting rob know though...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I just sent him a Gaz
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Generally better to use the email form but ought to work...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Yep I get the same
Also how did you get your Chrome bookmarks bar as icons only? Is this an extension or did you just delete the names?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# I just deleted...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
"B3ta contains content from www.sootikin.com, a site know to distribute malware"
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Someone's using weird image hosting, then
or could it be something on /links?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# images from the host sootkin are embedded on the site.
I've banned the member (this seems harsh) but it removes all their content from our site.

I can reinstate member if / when they clean up their website.

So if anyone knows Tepid Halibut - tell them to sort it out and when they get a clean bill of health to contact me.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Yay! (again)
:)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Same thing happened to me a couple of years back.
My webhost was hacked, do a Google search for "Servage hacked".
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Now Sorted
{ Head appears above trench parapet }

Yes, somehow a couple of old htm files were hacked. Now sorted, but don't worry, there's now nothing worthwhile seeing there.

Probably never was....
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# haha!
nicely...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Bernard loved Wednesdays. Wednesday was 'Up The Arse Night'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# mum?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Wilfred's getting on a bit, int he?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# If you insist!
upthearsecorner.com/

Some crackers on here :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Fuck,
*Note to self - go InPrivate before clicking really really really really really really really really really really really really really obvious links like that*

Bloody funny though
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
The Snowman's great!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Hadn't she better get the strap-on then?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I want to know the rest of the weekly schedule?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Well...
Thursday: Bukkake
Friday: 'Fisting'
Saturday: 'Reverse Ploughman'
Sunday: 'Scat'
Monday: 'Knee trembler'
Tuesday: Tea & Biscuits
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Tea & Biscuits sounds kinky. o_O
10 points to team Ninj for answering the bonus question!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
The lady on the right seems to be staring intently at her feet.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
She appears to have some groinal dry rot going on there.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# HE COMES
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# haha!
top draw.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# New icons!
Lego by Q4nobody.co.uk


Optimus Prime by Emvee


Cock by WormuIus


Elephant by Peter RICK


Get yours by bunging us a few quid to pay for the server.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Wornulus's cock looks very familiar?


(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# FNARR FNARR!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
# that's great
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Sir Wobbly
Can I ask how you get transparency on your animations? When I try and have different areas as transparent in each frame they get rendered out as grey for some reason
Or can anyone else help please?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# btw I am using ImageReady 7 :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# maybe your colour palette in the optimizing options is set to "custom"?
if so, try "selective" or some other option from the top of the list, or add the transparency channel to your colour palette yourself if you want to have control over which colours are being used
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Thank you!
I guess that would be 'indexed' colour mode to set a transparent colour in Photoshop first, rather than just opening the psd with areas of transparency on each frame's layer?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# forget everything I just said and just check if the "transparency" checkbox is checked in the Optimize Window
(you may have to activate the advanced options via the arrow in the top left right corner of said window)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)
# It is, but the transparency only seems to work for those pixels which are transparent for every frame.
Those pixels which have colour for one or more frames are rendered as grey for the other frames. I reckon that the transparent colour through fixed palette might be worth a shot, I'll give it a go this week at some point. Cheers for the help!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)
# hmmmm
I never had that kind of problems with IR7, I'd just change some optimize settings now one after another and check the output file for changes
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I use use PSP for the images...
I save them individually as .png images with a transparent background.
I then import these into AnimationShop, set the timings an save as a .gif
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Afraid I don't have these programs, but thanks anyway :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
# He uses a "transparency in my animations" filter
pffffft, I'm so hilarious
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# let "FORGIVE" = "NEVER"
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# I love the cock
(as it were)
In other news, there are two web-developer jobs going at my work, gaz me if interested :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# oooo
i like the lego one!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Ok - i donated a fiver (not long since i dontated a 2nd time for the anniversary icon!) and i dont see my icon
Is it a Ā£10 minimum spend or some other lark? Thats a lot of quid per pixel...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# there's no minimum
but the code to make it automatically update sometimes fails. If this happens to anyone else make sure you send me a message via the mail form (not gaz) and I'll do it by hand.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Wooo! The rob deity has bestowed me with a lego head!
Ta, o' ginger one

EDIT - i can see the list in my profile options now
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I can see your icon.
You've got a lego head.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# arent we sexy plastic motherfuckers?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# We are indeed!
If Elton John had a Lego head, do you reckon the stud would be worn down, so that his hair wouldn't stick? I wonder about these things.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# but then it would keep slipping down and getting in the way when he's giving a blowie
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# That's why he'd have to have bits of plastic shaved off other lego people's heads
superglued to his head, to make up for his lack of head-stud. Everyone would know, but nobody apart from lego David Furnish would mention it.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Got to be the lego heed!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it does. I wanted a bunny though :(
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Yay!
Quick question: if I wanted to make an icon, would a .jpg be OK, or would I have to faff around learning how to do html wizardry first?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# they are GIFs with a transparent background
actually the elephant wasn't. It was a BMP that I had to edit but generally speaking I'm too lazy for this. Tranny GIFS please (innuendo noticed but I refuse to rewrite sentence)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Marvellous.
Thanks!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# They're transparent GIFs
so you don't need any HTML skills, just something you can make GIFs with.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# That's my flag!
my Noobmasters


(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Whoops! Not sure why I've got a copy. I think I did an icon one, hang on...
*strains* ahhh, here we go.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# No worries...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Yay, I'm a heffalump!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Wayhey!
LEGOMAAAAN!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Cor!
:D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# These are very nice
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Lego ftw!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# cheers rob :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# marvellous selection
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Loving the lego head.
Optimus looks a bit Samurai, Cock looks like a bindun?
If you squint at elephant though, there's a hint of Goatse? (or am I just in need of therapy?)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Animated jammie dodgers ftw
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)
# That's me never eating a Jammie dodger again!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Yay!
*goes to donate*

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Woohoo!
Will wing a donation your way asap
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Blimey, that was quick :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# I like my pance
but it might be nice to get a little cock
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I must say
I haven't got a clue which one I like best!
Decisions decisions!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# About time!
I'll scrawl "b3ta" on some pound notes and throw them out the window on the motorway later.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# hurrah!
*remembers he left wallet in other trousers*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# i like my tree
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Thanks rob
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# who's streets?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# You are treats, etc
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# but, what's the point if you can't feel it
errr, i mean, *orders twelvty*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Twelvety?
You arse must be like a Flanders poppy - bright red and shot to pieces.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Are streets?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I believe Suggs' house is there.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# in the middle, I'd wager
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# in 'Are house'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Your a'll gay'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Warp 9 in the Shatnercarriage
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# He's actually going faster than the other vehicles
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# in fairness, the green car's a shitty rover
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# He shat in her what!?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I like this more than a click can say.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Set blouses to smashing!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's fab! Go baby, go!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha, that scooter's seen some galactic action!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# WORMHOLE AHEAD!
oh, it's a sliproad. My mistake.

Woo!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
#

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha what a little wayne car that is :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Captain Kerb?
Love it. I'm picturing a red-shirt getting knocked down in the background?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# I recognise that mobility scooter!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 6:34, archived)
# Yay...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Those are the most fucked up teletubbies.
Minor TJ: Anyone any good at making up acronyms? Someone's already used the one I wanted...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# along what lines? More details needed
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Has to involve 'ANZ'
and 'magnetism', possibly an option 'molecular' and maybe 'workshop'.

I'm just crying into the dark, really.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)
# what does the 'ANZ' mean (words)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Attack New Zealand
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Yikes!
Wellington is under attack!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Blimey,
that's rather good!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# what ^she said
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Kiwizilla!
Send for Bogan Mothra!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Bogan Mothra
Haha, that would make a good picture too. :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# wow
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Australia New Zealand
I've even tried swapping that out for South Pacific, but my wife just started singing musical numbers at me.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# How about
Asia Pacific?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I did consider it,
and swapping out 'magnetism' for 'spin' to make 'SWAP', which is wanky, but it's only Australia and New Zealand.

edit: meant 'SWAP', not 'SWANZ'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# RACIST!!
why don't you just come and say it, white australia and new zealand
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Anyone would look pale after reading some of the magnetism textbooks.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# are you suggesting that if the aborigines were better educated they'd become white?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# No - just that molecular magnetism is an exhausting field
that requires a lot of time spent in dark rooms either reading or measuring. If I had spent more time doing measurements, I'd have rickets from lack of vitamin D.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# well, at least you won't get skin cancer
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# I walk 9 km a day to get to work.
Nearly 30 minutes each day spent waiting at crossings...
I'm going to get cooked if I stay here.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# workshop of molecular magnetism australia new zealand
WOMMANZ
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# SWANZ
isn't bad though, if you like Swans.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# True enough.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Asia Pacific Emporium (of) Magnetic Excellence
APE ME
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Ape me, my friend.
/Kurt Cobain.

;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# shitty bank?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Abyssopelagic Nupson's Zeugmatography
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Magnets you say?
I'd have thought we could come up with one or two between us.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# "Shitty Fucking Magnets Worshop" may not get the sponsorship from the big companies...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# anzmmw?
arse nazi zulu marshall mathers wanker
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# It's my backup in case I can't think of anything snappy.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# wamm
worshop (of/for/whatever) australasia molecular magnetism
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Flamin ' Magnets Yer Flamin' Galah?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Sold!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Magnet Australia New Zealand WORKshop
MANZ WORK





sexist!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# It's a seminar or a discussion group really isn't it?
Unless you're going to clamp the magnetic molecules to a workbench and take them apart with hacksaws.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Caesar is home
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Sorry Albinos Everywhere!!!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Fashionable figure of hate in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...
I like what I've heard so far, to the disdain of judgemental and snobbish types, and I like the Dutch angle used for the cover, too.

So stick THAT up your jumper, internets!

/I am so bloody lonely blog
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# I'd just put her next to Florence and the Machine
In the 'menopause' section...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Floz & The Machine - there's an interesting one.
A: She's not Kate Bush, however much she thinks she is.
B: They do do good tunes.
C: She fancies herself rotten - as a bird and as a muso - the whole "staring up the lights lost in the music"/"tightly squeezed eyes, lost in the music" schtick is very, very considered, and thus pretentious and annoying. See also R&B singers doing that stupid "delicate hand" thing to indicate how soul they are.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# she did a tour here that you could only buy tickets for if you paid by mastercard
thankfully, i don't give a shite about florence and i don't have a mastercard
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I feel a little about F&TM like I did about Oasis when they were about:
Great tunes, pricks doing them = Dammit stop being such pricks!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# But they weren't great tunes.
Every cover version of Wonderwall is also pap. It's a song inspired by a film about spying on your naked neighbours through a hole in the wall, which has for some reason been reinterpreted as an anthem to inspire mid-northerners with a sense of solidarity and kinship, by comparing one another to mystical bits of masonry. This is STUPID.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Really?
I just assumed it got played because Jo Whiley found out she still gets paid by the hour, even when she's not talking.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# agreed, i hated oasis, still do
ordinarily, i wouldn't care about f&tm but she happened to murder one of my favourite tunes and for this she should die a thousands deaths

can i say that without being arrested for being some kind of terrorist, ala paul chambers?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# not sure how much the song is about the film
I think Noel just nicked the title from the George Harrison soundtrack album
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Everything you say is absolutely true
however it is a brilliant song.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Who?
*Listens to samples*
Needs less strings.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Less G strings.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# More accordions
you can't be pretentious with an accordion.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
#
It was a slow day
And the sun was beating
On the soldiers by the side of the road
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Even Paul Simon's pretentiousness is masked by the powerful jollity of an accordion.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I do quite like some of this album, I have to admit
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Needs to cheer up.
It's like Coldplay with a fanny.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Come now, that's harsh.
Video Games is enjoyably schitzophrenic, I think.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)
# I bow to your expertise as I've been put off listening to any other tracks by the ones on the telly ad
that tell me how 'amazing' it all is. And my pocket money this week went on Caro Emerald anyway.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Yes - I understand that there's already been oversaturation on TV and radio.
I've only encountered her stuff a couple of times - once on Later With Joolz Holland, and once on some telly programme.

Mrs V and I tend to listen to Radio Bore and watch cooking telly, so don't see too much pop stuff.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Can't hear the words because of the INTENSE EMOTION
I heard "are they like the bad girls harning", whatever harning means. Turns out she's singing "I hear you like the bad girls honey". This would be excusable in death metal, but she's no Trey Azagthoth.
Besides, that's not very high-quality schizophrenia, it's just wailing about a relationship. It's not like she suddenly requests nine packets of cigarettes and a shoe tree and accuses you of having been replaced by your exact clone.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# *considers*
*moves Tori Amos onto same imaginary categorical shelf*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Nothing's excusable in Death Metal other than being 14 and writing shouty poetry about how unfair it all is.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# I endorse this post
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# you should write a song about
someone who suddenly requests nine packets of cigarettes and a shoe tree and accuses you of having been replaced by your exact clone.

I like songs like this.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# I've heard it too much, so it just grates with me.
And that pathetic clapping over the last chorus makes me cringe.

Nothing much against her personally, somewhat incongruously she seems like a rather jolly sort in real life.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Fixed!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Lana Del Monte next.
:)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# With any luck, a quick bit of David Gray should be enough to finish him off...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# new icons are coming today
this is a pre-announcement to generate a buzz. I once read a book about marketing you see. Didn't finish it mind, it was very dull.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Well I for one am abuzz.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Yep, you're the number 68 to Tulse Hill.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# CDC?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# i think we did a cock once
in fact I know we did because I drew it. It's the only icon I've ever drawn.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)
# It looks a bit like this
   \/
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# it's a modified furtive bear
not sure there's much left of the bear other than the colour scheme mind you
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# \:D/
not many people use that one, fist time I've seen it.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Can we have colour icons in the future
a magenta cdc would be great I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to program - in fact we do have coloured ones the halloween pumpkin is orange so why are they all black and white?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# the site is meant to be mostly monochrome
as not to clash with the crazy random colours of your photoshops
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# They are particularly random and crazy in a very zany way aren't they.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# ...and the occasional 'Real Picture®'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# eh, what picture?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# I remember monochrome...
Got me through my student days before the webternet.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# yeah, Paul Simon even did a song about it, I think
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# It's so special days are special
Colours are for candles, Hallowe'en, Christmas...a couple of others maybe?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I don't buy
anything these days unless it's personally endorsed by Kerry Katona
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)
# I for one hope we get a prawn ring icon
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# each icon is made from recycled pixels taken directly from the discarded embedded jpegs of Atomic Kitten MP3 dowloads
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# you had me at recycled you seductive bastard
I'm in, where do I sign?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# For your consideration
www.b3ta.com/board/10533414

(and I'd definitely pay to have one of those)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# there will be one I think you'll want actually
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I have no paypal, so what can I do?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# there's bank details on the page for a transfer
but you need to send an email telling us to check as otherwise we forget. Paypal is automatic. Unless it goes wrong then you need to poke us about it.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# And also fill in the details of mothers maiden name,
Date of birth,
Shoe size and eye colour.

Thank you

Nigerian Rob
/casual racism
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# in the old days when we didn't know anything about security and didn't salt and hash passwords etc
it would have been trivial to use b3ta passwords to get into loads of peoples email accounts and rob their paypals etc. (Not everyone, but some, those who'd used the same password on b3ta and other sites etc)

Lucky I didn't do that as now I'd be in prison. Or have a big house.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Well you can't do that to me!
my password here is ferrets159

and my pay pal one is 159ferrets

there's no way you could hack that by guessing!

*edit* many years ago a friend of mine got into a flame war with someone in a chat room, He put his e-mail up and he knew enough about him to "guess" his password.... anyway long story short he used the same password for everything and the guy ended up buying 1000 keyrings delivered to his home with "I am a twat" etched into them! It still shocks me to this day that my friend never got caught because he was retarded enough to do the "hacking" from his own home internet connection!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ha! Prison IS a big house!
:P
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# only with more gentle bum love.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Isn't there an account number on the payment page.
Generally deposit to the account and gaz rob with a reference number works OK.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Set up a PayPal account it's pretty quick and easy
or buy Rob Premium Bonds
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Rob bonds
I like that idea. the US gov started selling bonds to finance WW1.

I'd like to get you lot to pay for me to start a war. I think I'll send drones on the bloke at the cornershop who gave me a funny look like I was shoplifting the other day.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Have you considered declaring war on Sealand?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# no - I'm declaring war on the bloke in the cornershop
but how bonds work basically is you get your money back PLUS interest after set time period.

Whilst I have to use your money to wage the war - then claim the assets of the cornershop to be able to pay you back and profit.

So basically you'll probably get some dented tins of beans back.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# If it's war on the bloke in the cornershop you want Rob
then take your camcorder the next time you go in there and get some footage for us all to tinker with I'm sure we'd all like to make this a mini challenge that you can enjoy :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Internet humiliation
Demoralising and degrading - psychological warfare for the 21st Century! Not a bullet need be fired, think how cheap it'd be - our brave boysā„¢ all sitting in front of Photoshop rather than sweltering in a baking-hot desert somewhere
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# all this stuff about wars being fought by drones
makes me think 21C soldiers could be wearing Armani suits, going to a corporate HQ and spend all day at a PC unleashing death from the skies.

(Although there is problems of lag. You want your remote controlled drones controlled by operators as near as possible.)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# We're only a year or two away from everyone just agreeing to use Call Of Duty to settle disputes
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# You're pissing on my miiiiind!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# All of the future wars will be fought in FPS games "Capture the Flag", "King of the Hill" etc.
with the enemy swearing and slagging each off over the headset "Boom headshot!"
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# "Do your bit to help the war effort BUY ROB BONDS NOW!"
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Leave an old pound note in the bin outside Mornington Crescent tube station
he'll find it
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# that's not my local tube
the benches outside Kentish Town station where the drunks sit maybe
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I thought you could do with the exercise...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# You need to give us the "impact time" or something
so we know when to start weeing our pants
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# dunno - 30 mins?
might be more as the admin page for icons often doesn't seem to work and I have to go and cry to Cr3 and ask him to help.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Tits or GTFO.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# When will it stop?


Click for:

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# For sore necks..?
:D

Edit: Just read the RIS aw.... sweet.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Humm just noticed all the other tigers on the box. Curses.
That's the kind of attention to detail you get with me!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Giraffes eat tigers, don't they? So I think you'll get away with it.
don't they? So I think you'll get away with it.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)
# fuck you lily
it's tiger bread and it'll always be tiger bread!

yours,

sainsbury's
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# 3 quid gift voucher...
That has got to be the cheapest national advert anyone has ever had.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# i was thinking that
you get more for complaining their pizza are shit
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I tried to avoid this challenge but woke up with this in my head..damn you b3ta!




(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Stunning!
Gets a click from me.
:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
# vertical post?
hey everyone clay's account's been hacked!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha! And 400px wide...
I know where this is destined to end up.
jinx
:D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)
# potential Fp?, what the very thought!!!
coincidentaly I just happen to be selling stuff in my blog
did I mention that at all? I think I may have dropped a few subtle hints these past few days..nothing to do with the sudden verticals...no sir
;)

Jinx!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Blog?
Address please...
:D


(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# ninja'ed ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Cor, lovely. You clever sod!
lovely. You clever sod!:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# luckily all the mods
on this site are thick as pig shit so they won't suspect what I'm up to... especially that mod who's responsible for choosing which pics get Fp'd..I was telling his mum as much... last night...she didn't seem to disagree...mind, she did have her mouth full at the time....

*cackle
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
#
[MOD EDIT - DELETED]
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# It worked! Hooray!
Congrats on FP!
:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Lovely job
nice work
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha..Hang on?
Where's the side scroll? *clicks*
In other news...

deris
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# i feel their pain
have a click
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# EPIC!!!!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# god bless
you for carrying the horizontal torch brother
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Amen brother!
I can hear the wails of anguish from people browsing on their phones from here.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)
# This really happened and Hollywood just changed things around as they do ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha, tip top stuff!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Yes! :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Spectacular!
I hope the frontpage fairy grants you your wish!

EDIT! Hurrah! How does it feel to sell out and dissapoint your horizontal fans?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# this ^^
and this: www.b3ta.com/board/10677326

Nicely done though!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# wonderful
stuff.

*clicks*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Fly my pretties, fly!
..

Continue the research.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# That's funny!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Oh Ian...!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# He's such a card
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# pffft
I get this all the bloody time
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Then stop inviting him round
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha, will he ever learn?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha, smells like pea roast!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Ahahaha. Jesus.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
#

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
*Fears* :) Nicely Moleypoo
:D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# I think a set of laminated CDC placemats are a wonderful gift for a b3tard couple moving in together

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Yay! The Lambinator would have a been a fantastic film.
:D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# CLICKS*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# I think I've found my new PSN ID
Can I Moley, please, pretty please.
My surname's Lamb :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Be my guest...
:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I'll be baaaaaac ...
Oh.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
that source pic is fascinating? Beady lamb "toy" thing??
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Google Jean Luc Cornec - telephone sheep.
Brilliant stuff...
:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)
# ??????????????!!!
He's made shit-loads of 'em!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Ewe'll be back!
(minor combo breaker)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# "come with me if ewe want to live........"
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)
# you nutter!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# super
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] breakfast
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
# YES!
One hopes they are chilled...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha I thought of that too
coincidentally, yesterday the 1985 remake of "King Solomon's Mines" was on channel 4. Temple of Doom on a "media student's coursework" budget :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
# mmmm
i imagine they taste like delicious !
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# YUMMY
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Also, kitten/skateboard
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Transport Heavy.
Best of all the fonts.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# It's DIN medium
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Nearly identical.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# I think that one is based on the other
DIN is used on German traffic signs, among other things. It's one of my favourites.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Gah!
Now I want Monkey Brains.

That's ace that is.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Another reason why this board needs an "I LOVE this!" button
Great great work, click, click, click! It reminds me of one of my first Flashes I made in 2000! www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/495166
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# i love the mouth animation on your characters when they talk!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# pffft
class
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# yay!
thanks all
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Excellent as always :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Mmmmmmm.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# fantastic!
as per...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
#

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Sautéed eyebrows in cunty mint sauce.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# And a dusting of yiff
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Mmmm. Carpaccio of thinly sliced whale balls for starters
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Parma squirrel tits
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Mmm rodent lactate
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
# asshole butter and ghost cum jism with chocolate sprinkles
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)
# youve been snooping through my pantry
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
#
ry +s
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
# : - )
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# ew ew ew ewwwww
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I like the Bass Bass Bass Bass
Shiitake buttery Bass
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Arf!
Art imitating life again?


there seems to be a lack of hidden yiffery in this post.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)
# What are you on about?
The cat has tits!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
# yeah, but only 2, so it's anti-yiff
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Caption competition, anyone?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# "Mmm something smells tasty"
"I'm trying my hand at a recipe that Vanity sent me."
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# "Isn't this HappyToast's joke?"
"Yeah I thought that as well"

;o)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# And now he's too upset to carry on doing them :-(
WELL DONE EMVEE - YOUVE RUINED THE INTERNET
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# "I thought you wanted me to get my chopper out?"
"You've been in the toilet for half an hour! I used a knife in the end, I got fed up of waiting."
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# "Nearly there!"
"No, I don't want you to make me a bowl of THAT sort of batter ..."
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# I'd like to be first to congratulate JollyJack on his censorship of "the S word".
For far too long this website has been a den of foul language and peurile filth.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# ^
I can remain pure knowing that my eyes and mind are never exposed to such crass, corrupting language.
NOW WHERE'S MY TINY HEADED MUSCLE FERRET WOMAN WITH PENDULOUS BREASTS?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# *readies Adblock*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
#
Adbl c
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# T*tally Agr**
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# FILTH!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I'm shocked
shirley you mean, F*LTH!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Full uncensored impact.
That's how I roll.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I thought that was done to stress the swearword, otherwise easily overlooked
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Shit Ache Mushrooms?
That's not mushrooms. That's chillies.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:56, archived)
# Gerroff!!!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:24, archived)
# arf!
i want one

edit-- jacket and cig. not face so much
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# i've got one of those jackets
it's too warm to wear unless you are actually in the antarctic
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely done.
Hallo Ninjarella!
How's you?
:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Mornin; Moleypoo!!
Fine ta sir, you?
\O/ :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Stop stealing my pics of Facebook!
I'd buy this coat. Nicely done.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Heheheh
Sorry ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# I'm ris-ing like an untrendy person who has no clue who this is ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# It's only a play on the 'North Face' logo
You're still trendy :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
# \:D/ yay *Does the Twist*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Ningles!
Todays 'Gorgeous Guys' are; Terry Jones, Peter Sallis and Clark Gable.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 7:24, archived)
# and the 'Gobby Girls' are...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 7:24, archived)
# Ooooh, I had "thoughts" about Sherilyn Fenn
when "Twin Peaks" first aired. V nice as ever, Mr Bloke.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)
# Cheers
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:10, archived)
# She was certainly a very curvy part of the 1991 collective male subconscious
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:11, archived)
# Awwww look at Peter Sallis!
*hugs*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] no comment
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:13, archived)
# no reply
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:27, archived)
# I'm a loser
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:33, archived)
# no argument
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:41, archived)
# no change given
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:44, archived)
# 03 babys in black
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:50, archived)
# there's a friendly flea
on his shoulder
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:20, archived)
# telling bad puns !!
yah
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Insane Korn Bizkitt
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 5:41, archived)
#
Well I'm On 'Til The Crack Of Dawn Mowing Down M.C.'s
Like I'm Mowing A Lawn I Go Off Like Nothing Can Phase Me
You Think We'll Ever Meet Stevie? One Of These Days, D.
But I Can Stand My Ground And I Am Down To Wax An M.C.
Who Acts Like A Clown But For Now, I'd Like To Ask You
How You Like The Feel Of The Bass In Your Face In The Crowd
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 5:49, archived)
# Well this will surely get the kids riled up
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 6:18, archived)
# I can only assume the clowns are a band that are targeted below my age bracket
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 6:54, archived)
# Compo it! (it's still monkeys, right?)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 7:16, archived)
# FRIENDS
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 7:55, archived)
# White Trash Superstars.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:18, archived)
# What have you done to Limp Bizkitt's waistline! haha
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:27, archived)
# he's a supermodel now!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I got a bit bored last night so cut up the Portman
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 5:35, archived)
# As good a pastime as any
have a cybercock
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 6:19, archived)
# Cybercocks for lesbian nuns
BUY YOURS NOW!!!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 6:53, archived)
# you monster!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:13, archived)

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