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[challenge entry] Here's Johnny....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# It was his birthday yesterday!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# ahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# this is the Shining door joke to end them all
first class :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# disgraceful flouncing going on
there I was, reading a thread, and I find the flouncer has also flounced on facebook. Where will this madness end?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# you've not made it till someone has gone straight to facebook to talk about you

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# there was that msn clique years ago......
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# and probably with the same spineless fucktards as it now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# I don't speak scottish
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# and I don't speak retard but I understood you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# You seem to be implying that he is not a retard.
Is that what you intended?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# away sook ma root
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# That's a 'no' then?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] SPACEBALLS!!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# did you follow this tutorial?
b3ta.com/links/621630
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I made the tutorial!
that's my video
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# really?!
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# ya that's me.
it was a hit with the cinema 4d community on vimeo,
mst watched c4d tutorial of all time vimeo.com/9869813
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# it's always the way
genitals win everything
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# You had me at 'high resolution photo of chicken legs'.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# mmmmmm, nice
cool vids too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# he could use some tweezers on those eyebrows
wayward!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# "It was a warm summer morning when Scrotie McBoogerballs awoke to find his.. eww!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# That reminds me of the fun I had making this
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# wow
that's wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Heh thanks
It was.... unpleasant to have to stare at a testicle for a few hours*

*to make it, not as "research"
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# yes he looks itchy to say the least
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Thankfully I just used the "pube" preset
Alleviated the itchiness somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Wow :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha
You're in awe of my testicle *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:45, archived)
# fan
tastic !
(Zoidaroid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick pun I've been singing for years but nobody believes me.

I really should be ashamed of such a seamy image. Really I should.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# you are not alone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Steak pie on scales, inexplicably weighing nothing, over the rainbow?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Oh no, I'm sorry, they must be jumping and be at the apex of the arc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# That's the one.
Said it was quick....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Catchy too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# That should tip the scales in your favour
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Oh dear. Very good.
I'm ashamed I had to filename that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# i'm with you
on that!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Saints preserve us...

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Oh. Oh my.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# My brother
sent this into the Beano readers jokes (in written form) and got it published. It was 1977 or thereabouts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] my pearoast from a few years back...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Heeeeeere's....
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Pffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] :D kitten/skateboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# before / after
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# to compo or not to compo
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# well this is the best of the three
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous pea for challenge



(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, oh fuck.
(Two in a row, challenge is looking good)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# me me me me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Spoiler:
Bruce Willis is BREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] say hello to my little friend


Q+S for inevitable comp threadrush.
EDIT: Christ, I've managed somehow to make him even more irritating. FANDABIDOZIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Woopea
(1.618..., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Haha,
and another tenuous excuse to wheel this out again...

Click for bigger (179 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# THE FILM RON HUBBARD TRIED TO BAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# as I'm related peaing...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] J'aime




...dans le matin
.
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# No offence man but I've seen this somewhere before although I think the aftershave was called "napalm in the morning."
No offence, great forum.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Tineye hasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# You spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# .
I just did it quick in p'shop. Nicked img off Amazon, blurred text & dropped some Verdana.

The joke may be recycled though.
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# I dropped some Verdana the other day.
The strongest shit I've ever smoked, man.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Shut up 11ort
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
www.freakingnews.com/pictures/64000/Napalm-Morning-Cologne--64233.jpg
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# This doesn't look like the one I saw either.
Guess there are 3. AT LEAST. Still, great joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Ahem
the stolen article m'lud

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B003N1OKB8/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=117332031&s=beauty

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Maybe I should have just said "bindun."
I wasn't suggesting you'd nicked the image, just that it's been done a few times before.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# great minds...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# "great?"
rilly?
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# It seemed churlish to say
"There are at least three other dumb schlubs who've already done the same joke and you should have googled it before inflicting this crap on us"...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# ouch
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# You did ask.
Actually I quite liked this one...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# we need p3l3 or p3te or whowever it was to repot his 'an ape arm in the morning' pic
that was ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Now what?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# He chucks it from a church spire?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# only in the spanish dubbed version
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# ahahaah!
Total Recall in Spanish is one the funniest thing ever created.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Considerar esto como un divorcio!
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I'll have to find the dvd of that now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Yarr!
(As in, have fun at the Pirate Bay...)
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Glad you approve...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Nos vemos en la escala de Richter fiesta!
ahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Bebé, que me hacen desear que tenía,
Tres Manos!
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# ha ha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 3:10, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡“šŸ‡§šŸ‡§šŸ‡®šŸ‡Ŗ, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Lol
iGnome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# That's not a real gnome either.
In fact, I suspect its a faux gnome.
*runs away quickly*
EDIT: err... where did all the comments just go?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# What comments?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Classic Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You know mike, I've been thinking; that's one up to date gnome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Does not compute. Fatal exception error. Out of cheese.
*head explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# You see, it's a pun on iPhone.
Because it's a gnome on an iPhone- iGnome.
I didn't think it was that hard to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# ahh cock, I was going to post that.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Heheh
I've just seen the scariest bin van ever. It has a huge robotic arm that can recognise the bins and grab them without the driver getting out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You do realise that come the robot revolution, that lorry will be know as a "grabber"
and people will flee it in terror...?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# It's not the grabbing that's terrifying. It's the crushing and the squeezing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I've always said this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Bear with me because this is gonna be a bit long...
I've often thought that scientists should have to calculate a "skynet potential" score for any piece of research that they do.

Scores would range between 0 (no chance that this invention could aid in the development of a mutinous supercomputer) and 10 (I'm actually developing a murderous supercomputer).

Any research with a score of 5 or greater would be banned forever.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# et fone da nome
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh


Click for bigger (429 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# No sorry, you're going to need a bigger shoehorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure they used to be bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE MARS...
Bars.
(xaer0mancer, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Did you quickly cobble this together just to be the first person to have entered the 'competition'
yes

ed: no
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Have I missed a quote?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# half past four
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# FIRST!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# SSTTTTTTTTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# And what's wrong with cobbling something together quickly :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10678286
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# yes, but this has arnie in it, therefore it is exceptable
(don't take me too seriously with my bullshit)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# STAR WARS!!

Click for bigger (164 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# OH HI THERE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# OH...FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# well i like it, butt den eye wood
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# of course you wood
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# SO..MANY...JAVIERLS....
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# wow
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# mine was an accident.
BRACE FOR FUCLK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# mine was rapitinui's
i modified it in my modshop
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# it's making me wanna chunda
SWEET SPIN SWUIRTS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Haha. I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# thank you, llort
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# kindly old man
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Holy shit!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Get the straight jacket! Rattlehead's on the loose again!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# rape
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# that's the nightmares sorted for the next few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 3:20, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MISUNDERSTOOD DIALOGUE


This week's task is to take a famous line from a film, TV show, play or book, misunderstand it for comic effect, and show the result! Challenge suggested by The Hedgehog From Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# that pic is a winner right there
ta, Fraser :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# ^then
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# fucking swizz
that compo should have been out of the running ages ago

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you talking to tea?

Wasn't this my idea from weeks ago?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# This is misheard though, not misunderstood...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I diff to begger!
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] so it's not badges then??


awwww shucks
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Masterchef. Aki.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# hahaha
he's got to it!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] peeeeeeea
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# i lolled
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Long to reign over us...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# One does fucking love mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# JESUS FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I hope he does I can't play the harp?
Hand on, that's not right is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Shopped pics etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# She got back those medals from the Bankers
Now to flog them to "Cash-for-gold dot com" to buy a new dinghy
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE PHILTRUMS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# photoshopped images only
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# inbred freakiness
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Why? I mean, how? I mean,
I walked inside, looked at the screen, and immediately thought Kronos did this. Yep, an insane genius could only have done this.

I have no idea what I'm rambling on about. I've been cleaning my turret winch.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# hahahaha
Brilliant. Also: i.imgur.com/jskZr.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# SCIENCE®©
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Nice, but shouldn't the 2 milks be adjacent rather than vertically arranged?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# why?
ooo looks like we got ourselves a little lego icon lovin' club here
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# LEGO FTWZOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# yeppers!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Elephants!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Too Goatse...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
# ooh! it is isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I can't see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# The elephant icon, not your excellent poster...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Thankfully!
I can make out the arms and leg....oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# I probably had Drimble's comment from last night in mind...
www.b3ta.com/board/10676876
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Wossall this then?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Yeah ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Pffft!
Needs more ring. Not that ring, the other.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Totally ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
# If we get more elephants we can stampede the lego head
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# rabbits can stampede.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# And war is declared...!!!!
But remembering the pain of a 4 by 2 brick jabbed between 2 of my bare toes and how it bought me down.... we may have to tread carfully
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Why can't we all just get along?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha agreed....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# bird
is the word
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Is this since Grease was the word?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Grease is already the time, the place and the bleedin motion
what more does it want?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# the way we are feelin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# well... i guess
if we got a feedin' thing, we gotta love it right!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# If you're the type to finish work by deciding to shoot you workmates and customers....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# i've got one of shiro kuma's
magic cabinets :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# rabbits!
in other news, I left my job today and have 2 days of Jeremy Kyle before starting my new job on Monday! I will be the new kid for the first time in 8 years!

This also means no more free booze :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Fix the lie detector and DNA test results...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# done! *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# OTTERS!
OTTERS RABBITS!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Hugh Hefner invented beaver wearing bunny ears
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I've been trying all day
to make bunny ears for my new icon and this is the closest I got before giving up. Looks more like an indian feather headdress to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# or an upside down camel toe

or a Bishops helmet (not that I have ever seen a Bishops helmet)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# waaaaah
now I'll never see bunny ears when I look at it :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# i thought it looked a bit like
a pulled tooth..

i've not had a go a making one though :))

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# It's my first time.
And these things are darned harder than they look too!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# yeah i thought it might be !! in that case... i might ask your advice
when i finally pluck up the courage to try it too :))

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# By that logic, chocolate should be printed on the reverse?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# *turns screen round*
urgh! yuk!
EDIT: extensive research involving boysfood and a sock proves both are commonly visible in the most common POV shot (and often the money shot...)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# I was thinking 90 degrees
but yeah! That makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# This man has a valid point!
(two valid points, really)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# *studies points*
I need to do more research.... its for a book!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Get your ass to Mars...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# hahahahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# hehehe!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# How do we know the last two items are produced in that order, if at all?
I mean, it could be "Round the back, green peas are made".
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# :D
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Arf! *copies, changes font and colour, sells on T-shirts... profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Beat you to it ;)
www.redbubble.com/people/wildyles/works/8417205-milk-milk-lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# do you sell much?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# 1 or 2... MILLION... no seriously not a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I wonder what the science would be if....
They had eaten sweetcorn with last nights dinner and sugarpuffs for breakfast....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# "Can we have an attack of the thunders please?"
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# You can have it while I'm at the shops....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# for any occasion
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# AHAHAHA!
Their faces are priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# ^this^
The kid with the bowl of crap...hah!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# He he he!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# glad you didn't draw her
with a milk tache
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Glazed for only 0.99 more.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# hahahahhahhhahh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# blimey, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:49, archived)
# He's quite productive on the 'milk' front!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)
# haha
oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 4:59, archived)
# narf!
(KarlToOnZ feels like crap on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# These are getting a bit rubbish now.
I suppose that's why people are putting them on t-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# oooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHhhhhhhh *handbags*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Vintage is best.






Faster, more intense.
You're very welcome.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# AMSTARD CPC464 yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Flawless! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Yay...I am now reminded of all night sessions playing pitfall... happy misspent nights ;0(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Fantastiche!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# swank on!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# please release this game :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# :D
Bout time we had some co-op on something Mr Prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# yes...trying to get the platinum trophy on skylag before I punt it off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# noice!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
Also, the Top Hat Willy adaptation
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# The best of all the 8-bits
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Hot fuck, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# that has more colour than I remember
the CPC being able to do at that resolution

nice work though
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# WAY more colours, yes...
...it's the one part I didn't apply limits to.

And thank you all for your kind words, you gorgeous bastards :)
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I'd say make the game
but George Lucas would probably just get legal on you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# If I'd kept up the programming back in the day...
..then making the game would probably be a piece of piss, alas I never got further than Amstrad Locomotive Basic.
But yeah, if I could make the game, I would.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# This is fucking ace
but CPC mode 1 graphics only supported 4 simutaneous colours on screen, the 16 colour mode 0 was half the resolution

PEDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Sole provider


(Astro_Clunge Shake well before use, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
# welcome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
# ASSFACE.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# ARF! & Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Well I never! Yay..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Good noob is good.
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# mmm yeah say welcome again you dirty b3tan
my batteries are running low
(Astro_Clunge Shake well before use, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Like the hirsute 'tache guy
and then the rest of it
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Dammit why can't you bastards hit the bus???

also, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# They did...now it's here:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# DRIVE YOU DICK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Yiff Mobile!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Cor, I'd like to put my dipstick into that, etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# fuck & fucker
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Aim better, you fucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Get those pseudo hippies!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Hippies?!?!
Fucking Hipsters more like!

Which only makes the more recent versions
an even more pathetic waste of human life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Just get them!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# There is a girl stuck to seat 38 phydeaux iii......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# If this bus goes under 100, they all die!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# feet of water?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Obviously. o__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# And all Mary wanted was the 50 bucks to get home...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
#
because Steve wonder is driving!
Bilder oder Fotos hochladen
(lulzpitbullz www.lulzpitbullz.org cos the big dog told me to., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# He's wrecked so many buses that way!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# You hear about the time he got a hold of a cheese grater?
Says it's the most violent book he's ever read!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# My Mum bought a mandolin.....
She chopped the end of her finger off with it and covered the kitchen in blood....
My Father took over and then chopped the end of his finger off and covered the kitchen in more blood....
He drove to hospital where they stuck his finger back on and stopped the bleeding....
He got home to discover my Mums finger was still bleeding and had to go back to hospital so they could stop her finger bleeding..
They cleaned the mandolin and got a refund...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# They should have sued the company who made the mandolin and got some lute from it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Ouch! they harped on about it for long enough as it was!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# that might have struck a chord
for Paul Daniels
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# They saw a solicistor... but he was just stringing them along for the money....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# speed 3
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# The Search For Reuben
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
#
found him
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# He's in Heaven, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote features three suggestions that have come close to victory before, and one new choice.

They are:

1. Misunderstood dialogue - take a famous line from a film, TV show, play or book, misunderstand it for comic effect, and show the result

2. Album Cover Corporate Takeover - see www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1509870

3. One word challenge: Badgers!

4. Tattoos you'd regret

And the voting mechanism? It's right here:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Badger!^a^c^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Wobblys Analysis:
1. Misunderstood dialogue: YES
2. Album Cover Corporate Takeover: another good one. But I have made my decision
3. Badgers!: Could be ok, monkeys were.
4. Tattoos: I'm not really into lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# YOU MEAN
1. Misunderstood dialogue: STAR WARS
2. Album Cover Corporate Takeover: another good one. But I have made my decision
3. Badgers!: Could be ok, monkeys were.
4. Tattoos: I'm not really into lesbians
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:58, archived)
# MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I have no idea what yu could be talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# monkeys were ace
bring on the badger fluff :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Badgers FTW.
Not necessarily this challenge. Just generally.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# the only ones I have ever seen were winning very still at the side of roads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Kind of like a rural Charlie Sheen 'win'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# their noses were certainly pressed hard against the white line
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# those ones are just sleeping, after a good win.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Have picked Misunderstood Dialogue
It's been overlooked for too long.
I suggested corporate album art,
but I can wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# the Badgers! option has been culled by a misinformed government scapegoat squad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Fraser,
Why is entering text on b3ta so slow on a mobile browser?
It's the same on blackberry and android
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Try turning off javascript preview aka "live preview" in your userprefs.
Just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# aha
That's much better, but shame I cant have different prefs for pc/phone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# I voted tattoos
which means there is no chance it will get voted in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Hummm tattoos...
loads of pics nicked from crap tattoo websites methinks.

In other news - FUCKSOCKS!!!

Missus working late, so I've picked up the sprog from nursery, fed her, entertained her, bathed her and got her in bed and asleep. Just called beer o'clock and there's no sodding beer in the house!.

I'm self-awarding this.



If only there was beer to spill...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# *googles booze delivery*
maybe there's something like this in your area? www.booze-up.com/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# There is a similar service
But I don't think it delivers less than a crate, and that versus hanging on for half an hour till the relief team showed up didn't compute.

I was very close to sending my neighbour an urgent text message though. Wouldn't have worked - fucker was down the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Drink whisky
Failing that, gin. Failing that, paintstripper. Failing that, lighter fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Got a decanter (oh yeah, that's how I roll) of whisky in the cupboard...
but even I couldn't bring myself to hit the malt at 20 past 6!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Voted!
Unsure why BUT I DID!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# doesn't matter who you vote for in the B3ta image challenge
the Tories still win
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# They can take our vote but they'll never take us seriously
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Oh boy, a full week of Star Wars quotes. I'm so happy I could just shit my pants!
I'd have wanted tattoos or badgers to win, they sound infinitely more interesting than what could be solved by text alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The names Bond, Chimps Bond
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Brother of Japes Bond
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
I do love the word 'Japes' and what it implies
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
#
it is a most auspicious word
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# It implies horseplay and shenanigans of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Ha! you managed a "bits of plastic shaved off other lego people's heads superglued to his head " icon :)

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# indeed!
where japes are, jollity is never far behind.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# not to mention capers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# there may even be
high jinks
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Great shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# licensed to throw his own shit at people.
now do miss monkeypenny... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# He'll have a cup of PG with milk... stirred not shaken
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Ah. George Lazenby.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Is that compo still on?
This is nice, n' clicks
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)

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