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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 2:52, archived)

judge not, that ye be not judged

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 3:23, archived)

Gaze into the fist of Dredd!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 4:46, archived)

Fist into the gaze of Dredd!

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 6:29, archived)

Dredd fists gaze?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 6:39, archived)

for fucks sake fella, NSFW! that's the stallone film helmet you've used

*smashes monitor*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 6:38, archived)

The Stallone film had it's good points.

The panorama of mega city one was at least reasonably accurately done.

um, OK only a singular point

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:52, archived)

only things I liked were Chris Cunningham's Mean Machine design and seeing Chopper's tag on the statue of liberty

Hammerstein was well done butWHATTHEFUCKWASHEDOINGINTHEFUCKINGFILM?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:59, archived)

set design was good

i didn't think the judges uniforms were too bad.

mean machine looked fantastic, but was underused.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha really?

one word, codpiece

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

he's got to protect 'little joe'

the shoulder pieces weren't too bad.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)

Was it specifically Hammerstein?

Might have been one of many war-surplus robots based off the Hammerstein prototype. There were a lot of war robots around - the Volgan Wars were only a few decades previously (and possibly in a different timeline - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volgans#History_within_2000_AD )

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)

I remember enjoying it at the cinema

watched it again last year.

Oh dear

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)

What's the source for that?

I think I've seen it somewhere reet smart - "up west" as they say in Eastenders.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:38, archived)

It's American Psycho

(or at least that's what my brain told me)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:47, archived)

does this count then?

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new_matt, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:53, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)

Hahah!

Totally zarjaz. :)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)

hahaha

more, more, more

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)

worth buying 'The Scum' for

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)

grudge fuck imminent

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)

FRONT PAGE THIS HARDDDDDD!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)

thank you for the vote of confidence

but I think it may be a tad wide.

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new_matt, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

O_o

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)

Do you think she banged her chin?

I reckon she banged her chin.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:54, archived)

I blame Moggy.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:56, archived)

Down that pit is where Moggy keeps the gimps and pineapples.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)

(an artists impression)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:21, archived)

you are maggenspies' comedy a cunt

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:25, archived)

Oh, and goblin sharks too.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:30, archived)

That greedy bloody goblin shark has eaten all the gimps and pineapples.

They cannot be trusted.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:45, archived)

he dun goblinnd um up

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:48, archived)

WORK IT YOU SEXY THING!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:59, archived)

So hot right now.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 2:20, archived)

you won't get a reception down there, love

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 2:00, archived)

QnD

(acidtrash, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)

Are you accusing the Prime Minister of Great Britian of commiting murder?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)

Or that William Hague has killed him?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)

of where?

Does this island have it's own PM?

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)

saw todays google doodle and thought of this.

Click for bigger (58 kb)

(fishermanash, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)

Sorry

Wrong Mr Hogan
Please check and try again

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)

crocodile dundee about to go down on fat white woman with tattooed thighs

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)

'I'm feeling lucky'

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)

Hogan!

Go ogle somewhere else, why don't you?

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)

I see you've played knifey spoony before.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

Crocodile Rogers in the 25th Century.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)

Your throwing stick has boomeranged on us!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)

HOGAN THE BOGAN

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)

I can imagine a giant Hulk Bogan busting up Sydney

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 4:36, archived)

Drought Britain

Click for bigger (227 kb)

(ledgemenow, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)

Yes, there was a drought beacuse there was very little rain for several weeks

Now it is raining a lot. This all seems fairly straigtforward.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)

But not raining nearly enough to alleviate the effects of the drought.

There should be a weather thread every night. Here's my report:

Mid-Wales
It was sunny this morning and then it rained a bit later.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)

The hell do you think you are, a fucking weatherman?

EGVN 242150Z 15001KT 9999 FEW025 SCT040 BKN090 08/04 Q0997 BLU NOSIG=

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)

Shit, are you the fuzz?

Timothy died years ago, let's not bring all that up again.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)

we don't need you or your sense around here

"not raining nearly enough to alleviate the effects of the drought"? as if south-east britain has had 15 years of too little rain and too many people, and heavy rain will just wash earth away instead of soaking in and filling up the groundwater!

be off with you!

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)

Don't the grass and trees and roots and things stop that happening?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:34, archived)

well, yes. no. depends what you mean by "earth". if you mean the planet, then what i wrote is actually a logical impossibility. if you meant swathes of the soil across our fair island, then, alas, a lot of it gets washed towards the rivers and then silts up in our harbours or gets washed to sea.

three months of constant drizzle, now, that would be nice. true, it would fuck up the harvest this year but fuck the harvest. the whole countryside would turn to muddy slime after a while and the groundwater would begin to actually replenish. alas, if such was about to happen, the "expert" weather forecasters would be saying things like "the weather is still really bad", and "bobobobobooooo who's a pwetty boy then? WHO'S a pwetty boy? better put a BONNET on the pwetty boy!" and whatever other patronising shite they could think of.

/been extremely irritated since 1991 by forecasters assuming we all think sun=good *always* blog

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:39, archived)

I can't hear him very well

- he should hold the microphone to the end of his snorkel-pipe.

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)

~~snorkel~~ ball gag-

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

combination snorkel/ball-gag

snorkgag.

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)

mmnnmff mnffn?!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)

RUINED BY UNNECCESSARY , COMMA !

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)

ye,s

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)

that's a capital

offence in my book.

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)

That is what upper-class criminals say to each other

"Capital offence old boy, smashing job"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)

"Rather! And those stolen goods

were handled with aplomb. Sterling work, old chap." :)

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)

There are many different levels of drought but I'm here reporting on the worst drought, Britain has had four years'

worth of rain in the last week but apparently it's still not enough

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)

Or, as it should say

"I am a giant and I live in the himalayas with my pet giant shark"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)

"The Land Shark is coming!"

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)

It's the wayward apostrophe missing from "I'm".

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)

Oh. I assumed the chap's name was 'Im'

(as in, "Im, off the telly" )

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)

Ah, then the comma would go after "Here" and is still wayward.

I can't account for the capital H though.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)

HIS NAME IS "IM HERE"!

It's the only explanation.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)

*sleeps easy tonight*

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)

And we can account for the comma if it is there to signify that it's not the worst drought Britian has had, but THE worst drought, which Britian just happens to have kept hidden away for years.

Very debateable oxford comma, but I think it's arguable.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)

agreed

though, in that case, an argument could me made for the specified errant comma being, in actual fact, a very shitty full stop

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:11, archived)

True, but that would leave the question of WHAT Britian has had for years.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)

Choose Your Own Adventure

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)

BALLGAG SHARK

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)

Can't be sharks, see below. Also, sharks' tails are stiff and vertical. Only a porpoise could curl its tail like that.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)

stiff and vertical

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4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:27, archived)

Almost 4Q, but where's the punchline?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:28, archived)

BALLGAG PORPOISE

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)

That's more like it!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)

This sounds entirely reasonable,

when you consider that the same person puts a circle instead of a dot above a lowercase i.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)

Judging by the handwritting she's a girl, early teens. What she's doing here anyone's guess.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)

reporting on the worst drought,

Britain has had for years

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)

I do rather like the porpoises though.

They can't be sharks; not unless she's standing in the ocean, which would be crazy. No freshwater sharks in the Northern Hemisphere.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)

damn

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)

Sharks don't have pointy beak/muzzle bits either.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)

apart from the Goblin Shark,

obviously

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:28, archived)

Yes, true, but sharks have more than the pectoral fins, they also have pelvic and... uh... anal fins.

It's clearly a porpoise.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:32, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:00, archived)

HOLY ASS

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:34, archived)

Sharks in the Mississippi?

Yep.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:52, archived)

Nah, it's a full stop.

"I'm here reporting on the worst drought."

Pause. Change in tone. Happy face!

"Britain has had four years!"

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)

Oh oh oh oh. Is it a transcript?

It's all falling into place.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:27, archived)

Now all we need to know

is what came after in the broadcast!

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:40, archived)

HEY THERE PEDANT!

You spelled Britain wrong.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)

Oh yeah.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)

Haha,ha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 5:49, archived)

Monkey wrenches are so last year

I want a dolphin spanner

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)

what?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

Ahh, Towyn, 1997. Memories... :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)

"I think it's brightening up a bit

over there" :)

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)

I wondered

where Vagabond was.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)

Haha!

Nothing's changed since I was last here, then :D

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)

Five days of intermittent showers doesn't even dampen the sponge.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)

Fortunately for me the drought hasn't reached my parts.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)

Mu - The Ever-Moist

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)

That joke took 9 minutes to appear, what's wrong with this place?

IT WAS THE PERFECT SET UP!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)

:(( i could only think of GIANT sponges

*trapdoor*

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)

I basically announced that I have moist parts.

I can't keep being the straight guy if you keep failing me on the punchlines dammit.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)

sorry

*tries harder*

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)

You never could keep it hard for long, could you Eggy?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)

BOOM!

That's how this shit is done people.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)

i've gone off the boil somewhat

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:21, archived)

The biggest problem isn't so much that it doesn't dampen the dried, cracked sponge

but more that it smashes it to bits and washes it out to sea leaving us with even drier remnants of sub-sponge sponge beneath

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)

Try using lube next time.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:29, archived)

But that spoils all the fun!

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)

777 POSTS !!!

CFH

Not much of a milestone or official but just wanted to say thanks to - D - (I think) and Drunken Miss Ho Chi Minh.
I now have a Friends' Activity option and I'm watching you all.

Well, some of you.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)

wooo & congratulations :D

apologies for the nwotjack :D
not worked that friend thing out yet either

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)

thanks

raving wonder woman can jack my thread anytime

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)

*glees*

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)

Wait... me too!

I've spent too much time here over the last few months...

777 partayyy!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)

ooo spooky!!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)

fuck yeah, any excuse for a party

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)

I'll get the drinks in

There will be rum.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)

777

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)

What a fucking horrible font.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)

haha - the reversed 'y'

is particularly offensive.

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)

Ghastly.

And what the fuck is that 't' even supposed to look like?
Twats.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)

fontrage!

I share your pain, brother.

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)

It's good to know I'm not alone.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)

In the early 90's most of us were too busy taking massive drugs to worry about fonts.

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

It was the fonts that drove me to drugs.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)

hahahah ^this :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)

COR!

A dancing starfish on massive drugs! That's a beauty!

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)

that grapes

my squildo

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)

And it's too green?

Crap fonts were all the rage back in 1993 though.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)

I know, and they looked crap even then.

You could see them becoming dated during the time your eyes scanned from left to right to read the bastard things.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)

I don't have a problem with this font.

There is a clearly discernible reason for the shapes of its letters.

The god-awful shite used on System7's piss-poor lp cover on the other hand, totally irks my craw.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)

Fuck you.

Bitmap fonts ROOL.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:35, archived)

thanks

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)

Congrats!

Won't be long till you're hitting 7777...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)

cheers

777 posts in 4 years, could be a while yet

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)

Congrats!

and welcome to my intimate circle.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)

Cor!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)

ooh err missus

and thanks

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)

Hooray!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)

splendid splendid, very good

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)

congrats!

and welcome to the End Times:

www.sabbathcovenant.com/doctrine/number_777.htm

(generic internet numerological claptrap)

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)

thanks, I'm feeling the deep spiritual significance right now

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)

thanks Hitler

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)

I'm telling you man that's the guy that looks like Hitler

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)

Yay!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)

haha, I bet that pays a load

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)

I was waiting to see a whole lot of sprog erupt

but was sorely disappointed.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)

Gratz, man.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)

thank you captain

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)

An online transformation just doesn't have the same impact...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)

Near the top.

Hello the LOVELY /board. We've got one of yours over on /talk. He's whinging about your mods.
How much do you want to take him back?
he doesn't smell of /talk much. Yet.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)

This page can't take much more whinging about mods,

that's why it's all spilled over into the right-hand lane :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)

Meh, they should make baldmonkey TOP-MOD Drimbly.

We'd see some PROPER whinging from them then.
:D

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)

any post that isn't offensive will be deleted or modified for more abusiveness

that I think would be the result

edit: unless I've [moderated pending approval]

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)

And a damn good thing it would be too.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)

i'm whingeing about music on websites

the mods thing is why i'm doing it on /talk

durr

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)

That doesn't matter The LOVELY mictoboy.

You're /talk's bitch now.
we accept you, we accept you, one of us, ONE OF US!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)

Pffft! Fucking excellent that :D *clicks*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)

Hahaha

Yes, Youtube

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

hehehe i had to go look :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)

top swears

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

Oh very good

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)

Hahaha

Spaz111 top stuff

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)

hahaha, spelling is too good for youtube though

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)

Brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)

\o/

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)

haha!

he should log off until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him...

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)

So true.

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)

Excellent.

Jas Mann - the chungwit, the biff-boff and the puff pastry hangman.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)

writer of spherical songs

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:43, archived)

Aces, dude.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)

Ha ha ha!

This pretty much sums up all You Tube comments, ever.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)

Genius

You win at least eleventy internets for that

(Vev, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)

Amazing!

(McChinaman banned, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)

That's rather wonderful.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

They had one of those on the QVC fitness hour last week

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

Duncan Bannatyne is oot.

Deborah Meaden is still interested
Hilary Devey is just fucking scary

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

works your glutes, abs, pecs AND teeth

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

Does it come with the free vegtable chopping atachment....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

This is an excellent idea

Though sadly beyond my animashun skillz :(

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

It's a seat, it doubles as a workout station, it chops as it peals, it can be used as a conveniet bed for when you have guests over to stay...

it crisps and bakes in half the time of a conventional carpet, with twice the coverage in half the time, I'd never go back to a standard roller and whisk....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)

i thought it looked more like a mincer?

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)

It's all of those things and more, in one easierly storable unit....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

it's cleaning the damn things after i find a chore :(

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

That's because you need the special mincer-vampire-exercise-chopping-machine cleaning kit

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)

Hahaha, too right,

I purchased a juicer once, after cleaning it twice, it was relegated to the cupboard where it still resides to be used no more!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)

you need a special juicer cleansing kit from YHC home shupping chanel :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)

I needed a flame thrower an angle grinder and an hour long session with a pin...

trying to pock the pulp out of the holes in the "special easy clean" rotating juicing gauze!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)

hahaha you couldn't make it up... pulp fiction :P

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)

Can you do make anything amusing from picture E8?

I can't for the life of me think of something

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)

No, I can't think of anything either.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

That's a finely constructed wanking machine

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)

Just add virgins

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

he's gotta be yankin' my chain

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)

haha - he looks like he takes his fun

very seriously...

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)

you can't leave him alone for 5 minutes...

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

You can't leave the senile old bag alone for 5 minutes...

NWOT, just couldn't resist the headline!

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

She just needs to slip a bit

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)

*summons wind gods*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

*Helps quite a lot*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

It's only a matter of time now

And then we can all line the route to the funeral and sing "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead"

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

I do find it distasteful crowing on her demise to be quite honest

but she really was an utterly horrible cunt

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)

I agree distasteful

but considering what she did to this country, it's highly understandable why half the country are waiting for her demise to have a good old knees up.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)

Fuck

that dog is huge

(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

Axel's quite big too.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

Boom Boom

(That wasn't a reaction to the joke. That was the sound of their bodies hitting the ground)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)

Followed by cheering, I imagine.

/northernblog

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)

"Fuck, she's STILL following me".

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)

more headline fun

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)

ReD FooTBallER NeeDs FooD

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)

Hehe

At least he earthed himself, too.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

yeah he's on his holidays in britain

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)

They have to keep him inside during thunder storms as well...

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

he also hates fucking shitty magnets

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)

;)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

Woo

You got the look just right.

/i should know i electrocuted myself when i was 1 BLOG

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)

and now you`re a superhero, right?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

ooooo :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

a crazy dancin' gif for every occasion :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)

hahaha!!

i made a new one for Nutmeat too :P

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)

ooh ooh ooh

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)

don't get too excited LOLS :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)

haha - he can't resist

getting juiced up - shocking behaviour.

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enceladus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)

3 for 1 you can't beat a pun

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

Current Affairs

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)

ohm my god, you are spoiling me with these puns

I am ex-static

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)

Pokerface Standoff

(SpiteClassic, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

all I know about poker is you've got to keep a straight face

there's probably a bit more to it than that

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

Actually, no

From there it kind of goes

1) Get a hand
2) Bet
3) Bet
4) Bet
5) Remove item of clothing

Rinse and repeat until the casino call the cops

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boris the spider, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

Yup! That's how the best games are played :)

(SpiteClassic, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

I've passed many a happy hour this way

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boris the spider, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

It's all about the ability to be a good lier

hence why it's never really attracted me

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

I play poker very honestly

This does mean, I have to admit, that I tend to lose 4 times out of 5, but you *can* do it.

Unsuccessfully.

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boris the spider, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)

Hahaha

I'm shit at it. Period

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

Oh, me too

Never bluffing because I don't want to lose money kind of defeats the entire point of Poker.

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boris the spider, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)

I've only played a few times and just grinned like a twat all the way through.

It wasn't intentional, everyone was so intense and it made me nervous.

It did seem to work as a technique though.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)

Is covering half your face cheating?

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

she's bluffing, pair o deuces if ever I saw 'em

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)

I tried to take something the Hedgehog from hell hated, and do something with it he would like, to try and intice him back out to play ;-)

Hope he likes it and it's not been done before.
MOD EDIT; Please keep within filesize limits, now resized.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)

When's a-your Dolmio day?

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

About 6 or 7 years ago, it was the same day I emptied my plate and a saucepan full of pasta and sauce straight into the bin!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

Fuckin' 'ell lads

Its that Greg Wallace off ve telly!

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

The Hedgehogs favorite ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

pasta sauces aren't- meant to have the consistency of gloss paint

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

Just a plain tin of totatos is 50 times better!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

mmmm totatos :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

I'm eating them every day at the moment on my new diet...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

Jaws with tit!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

He's the host of Master Ectomy!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)

you wrote the mod edit bit wrong

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

;-( I pledge myself to your teachings my master ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

Always keep his cupboard locked.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

I always escape when your pissed...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)

Every night?!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

Yep that's how often! ;-)

I use it like a free hotel really....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

You can sort that out for 'im

Right?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

He already did, he's just covering his tracks with his remark ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

I thought I'd leave it to the mystery mod that deleted Nutmeat's thread

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

You mean Happytoast, MMmmmmm powerfull moderator is Happytoast, take you to him I can....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

You mean Hota!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

Moderations not make one great! :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

Do not [edit]...[Mod Edit].......There is no [edit].

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

It's too big.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)

That is why you [edit].

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

Boogies off to the Hota! California......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

No the mystery mod, given Toasty wasn't around last night

or the person who deleted their thread themselves

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)

I'm not being serious, I'm just having a joke :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

Eh? I didn't delete my thread.

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)

Greg's cock's been bitten off!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

Jaws like a nosh and slipped!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

haha piss :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

mmmm a tasty gregs snack .. :D

not sure where that jaws is going to bite first?!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

I'd go for the dollar bill !

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

oooh brutal!!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

I made something for him, before he even went

It was supposed to be for his 40,000th post, but he never got to see it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

Awe, was it cake? post it here, I'm sure he's have a lurk :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

It's a doodle

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

Yay, now come back and say thanks Hedgehog!

My post has only been edited once ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

Hedgehog in French is herisson?

This is the best news I've heard in ages.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

It's long been my favourite French word

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

I should probably get back into learning French again, I enjoyed it probably more than I should have.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

you still haven't added him to your flounce museum

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

He didn't flounce though

Flouncing should be done with indignance and injured pride. Leaving a note and quietly slipping away doesn't count.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

He sould come back and do it properly over a couple of days I think..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

What?

Has he really gone? Damn.
I know people used to take the mickey, but it always seemed in good fun.
At least, that's how I meant my piss-taking.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

he did say that he would come back, under certain conditions

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)

He'll be back.....

www.b3ta.com/board/10749010

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)

he thinks we're all pointless wankers, and he'll be back soon to make sure we get the message

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

But I need constant reasurance of what a pointless wanker I am...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)

Irony

(fleuronics, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)

Ha ha ha - Winner!

* Are Reebok having a laugh?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

WHAT A STUPID HORSE!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

Still makes me think of Evil Dead 2...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)

I like to think this is a reverse Dachshund.

Long neck, but tiny stubby body.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

The Thing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)

haha

that pic has it's own imaginary sound

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

I'm hearing a kind of Scooby Doo noise

is that what you get too?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)

yes!

Hurhh?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)

chill

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)

that dog is Samuel L Jackson

in dog form

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

Does she look like a bitch?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

arf!

*subverts with Star Wars*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

As is the b3ta way :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)

it's got a Scousers face on it's chin! WHY DOES IT HAVE A SCOUSERS FACE ON IT'S CHIN?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

I put it there by means of Photoshop.

Skillz I learned at PedroHin's School of Photoshoppery.
edit: also ghost on forehead.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

thank fuck for that

otherwise it's the second stage of the 2012 armageddon in the Mayan calendar

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOMED!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

Haha!

This is an EXCELLENT dog.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

Well, hello....

hello....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

I say,

Can you imagine if you were an alien visiting earth and the first creature you came upon was this? I'd think you'd shuffle back up the gang plank and get right the hell away as fast as you could.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 6:37, archived)

Like 10000 forks.

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)

Fischgabel

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)

What a mistake-a to make-a

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)

I'm innocent

fleuronics is a right slag

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)

yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)

I'm really trying hard to give a fuck

hahah, only joking.

I'm not.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

You never wanted to give that fuck

It's your fuck and you're keeping it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)

damn right!

I'll save that fuck for moments of unreasonable expectations!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)

I gave away my last fuck by buying a Big Issue

Frankly I should have bought a Penguin bar; would've cost less and I've had spent more time reading it.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)

I wont say what the last fuck I gave away was, but it was on monday and it fucking pissed me off afterwards

fuck being nice to people if all they are going to do is take the piss.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)

ps i'm not stalking much, your stuff just lends itself :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)

EXTREMELY DISTURBING IMAGE

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)

teh new face of sexeh :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

His surname is black rectangle, same as yours.

Are you related?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)

haha

what kind of ████ does stuff like that?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

Mamma Mia!

This-a isn't a-going to end a-well

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cslO9WIilJY

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)

lol.

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PooPants, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)

Ah mean, d'yoo ackchully like the boaby?

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)

Just a quickie

The drink of choice of Haddonfield's finest

Click for bigger (292 kb)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)

He does look like he could do with some hydration

I'd recomend Diprobase for his skin, and judging by those red patches on his cheeks, he could probably do with some Eumovate as well.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)

I thought catnippppppp was back for a sec

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)

Did he flounce or just stop posting?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)

Maybe "they" "got" him

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)

Oh Shit!

*tinfoilhats*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)

can't remember

I think he gave up trying to convert us, either that or we upset him too much by mocking his lord Icke

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)

I've just had a peep at DDees.com, which is his arts website.

which is his arts website.Blimey!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)

oh, you LOOKED AT his website huh?

much like THE GOVERNMENT also looks at his website

clearly you are a CIANSAFBITESCO SECRET AGENT

*adjusts tinfoil for better reception of conspiracy shortwave radio stations*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)

Shhhh.... did you hear that?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

This is the best Catnippp-related thing I ever saw

b3ta.com/board/10406397
Check out The Great Architect's link.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

Monsanto steals bikes.... I knew it!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

haha wow

I've never seen that, madness upon madness.

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)

umm too much information :/

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

Who?

I'm strictly usually an afternoon person.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=71716

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)

It's like satire, only with a texture similar to tinfoil.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)

Satinfoil.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)

so smooth yet so crinkly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)

I always wondered what they painted mental hospitals with.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)

It feels funny.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

Add a toxic symbol to the water bottle, change the cracks in the face to blue veins

stick a translucent illuminati eye in the background and... bingo!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)

this puzzles me

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt......I'm probably missing something but what?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0120694/

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)

H twenty not H two O

right then

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)

pretty sure when it came out it was advertised as/pronounced as two-O

although now I want to see Halloween 5-0 where Michael Myers dresses as Steve McGarret on a crazy Hawaiian killing spree

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)

had to ask though....scratchin the old noggin for twenty minutes

usually the originals are good...no idea about these new releases...

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)

Jean-Paul Gaultier's let himself go....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)

That's plain creepy, Nice!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

It's harder than it looks...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)

He'll get a lot of satisfaction out of that, I think

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)

Careful with crochet, you can get hooked...

you can get hooked...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)

There should be a blanket ban on it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)

I wool not join in with these puns.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)

No. It's knit a good idea.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)

Quite - there's no needle for it.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)

Purl

-ease stop

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)

It was Fresh Water Mole who cast off

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)

Another unlikely yarn you're spinning there.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)

Surely we've come to the end of the row by now?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)

Don't jumper to conclusions so readily.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)

this is a knotty thread

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)

Okay. I won't put too much stockinette then.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)

I had to google stockinette, I thought you were talking bobbins.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)

Garter out of here!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)

Just shut up!

The lot of you. And I'm not scared of the thought of all you lot ganging up on me, which is sure to happen seeing as you're such a tight-knit bunch

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)

I knew someone would try and ply us apart

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)

Tis indeed!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

Inspired by Pandemonium in my underpants - CARP!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)

Feeesh! Very nicely done :D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)

Feesh Teefs

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)

Cor, look at the gnashers on them.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)

tench

-ures

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)

Reminds me of Jan Svankmajer's work.

Which I like.
This is a compliment.

for example:
4.bp.blogspot.com/_zuKg9DRLTjI/TPUkSppeZFI/AAAAAAAABoA/tKn1gNVT6Pk/s400/alice_screenshot_03.jpg

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)

*googles*

Oooh the chap who did Alice. His stuff's brilliant!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)

Isn't it...

I really liked Conspirators of Pleasure.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)

Not seen that. Looks right up my street....

I think I'll pop to the library and see if I can get a copy.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)

Hmm.

I might rip off some his ideas use him for inspiration - I haven't had a single idea for anything for months now.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)

Also:

your sig - surely your boy is a toddler by now?
I seem to remember you had that sig about the time my daughter was born and she's nearly three now.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)

Haha! Yes, he was four at Easter.

he was four at Easter.He's still my baby boy. He'll still be my baby boy when he's all grown up and towering over me...
And I love him more and more each day.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)

Yeah, I can understand that :)

/fucks off back to mumsnet

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)

Fresh Water TEEFS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)

Hallo Wobbles! Wanna lolly? They're feesh flavour...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)

Superstars of Fish!

Ace!

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4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)

\o/

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)

Fishy fishy fishy fish.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)

Nicely done

Complete with bubbles!

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)

yeah just some CC bubbles nothing fancy

rendered a total of 200 frames which took ages, this animation was trimmed down to just 30 or so frames.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)

trout a la creme! Wheeeeeee

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)

Very authentic-looking

I like the one that swims round by the top left of the frame - looks like he's saying something

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)

That's fantastic

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)

Wow!

Nicely done :-D

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revolution now 👊, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)

ahahaha

that's very sweet
yet somewhat disturbing

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revolution now 👊, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)

much nice one

begging to be looped :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)

hard to loop as it's random motion it would be very difficult to repeat the animation

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

Lovely.. hope you get your pants sorted, I'v just been to the doctors with my problems....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

I hate this Pissweasel

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)

Eastenders is shyte

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)

Imagine if you could penetrate your anus with your own sexcock.

Imagine that.

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)

Too dangerous, you'd forget and poo down it by accident.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)

Imagine pooing down your own jap's eye.

Imagine that.

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)

Poo firing cock, that would surprise the cat.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)

PERVERT

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)

He can go fuck himse- oh.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)

Last one for a while - Mallee Emu-wrens

CFB - 196 kb

previously: 1 2

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)

They are all using the smurf facepaint

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)

They're hooked on snorting blu-tack.

Kids these days, they'll huff anything.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

You have a lot of talon.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)

Thenks awffly.

I can't think of any bird puns...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)

are you avian a laugh?

I expect a whole flock of them before long

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)

I've got a few of them hatching right now

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)

He could wing it, or pluck a few out of a joke book.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)

Actually I prefer this one

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)

I see continuous punnage as a plucky bit of humour.

edit: repetition fail :(

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)

Don't worry, can't make an omlette without breaking eggs.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)

Tits with blue

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)

It's normally quite warm where they're found, but there you go, eh?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)

ALBA GU BRÀTH!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)

Does that make these Sugar Tits...?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)

Thems plenty fine chickens* as ever

*species may vary

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)

Yew shure do say the nicest things to a gal.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)

*tips stetson*

edit: the smell of the chip shop is wafting in through the window, does anyone want any chips?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)

Yes please

they would go nicely with the fancy burgers I am having tonight

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)

ooo fancy

speaking of burgers, I saw some of those "here are some quarter pounder cheeseburgers in a box" reduced at tesco

they were actually nice, I was pleasantly surprised. Makes a change from the usual rounded glob of minced fat and binding that usually passes for burgers in supermarkets.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)

I'm used to them now

I can't eat a burger anymore unless it's mostly gristle and ground hog anus

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)

That's nothing. When I was a lowly, piss-poor (or poor piss) student in the Big Smoke

I once bought a bag of 30 sausages for 80p. Whatever they were made of, it didn't taste of piggy.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)

what they were made of, was optimism, coated in plastic

the plastic contained the food value

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)

Optimism is likely

They did keep me alive for a week.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)

or perhaps they shotened your life by a week

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)

They're Aberdeen Angus with onion and ale chutney

They're also a day out of date. This feels astonishingly like a conversation I had with you about a fortnight ago. Also, where are my chips?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)

I forgot and made soup instead

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)

Ok, they'd probably get a bit cold anyway by the time I got them

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)

I'd have to squeeze them into the computer

and I'm not sure how the science bit works to transmit them over the mighty internet

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)

Your drawings are lovely.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)

Thanks very much!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:31, archived)

Why is it always blue faces on your birds?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)

No wait, I'm still angry you never helped me identify that bird I saw last year.

edit: two years ago? SHIIIIIIT I don't half hold grudges.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)

The bird is probably dead by now

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)

overcome by his drug and gambling addiction most likely

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)

Well aren't you a bright ray of sunshine?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)

Link?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:31, archived)

ahhh, cute little fluffy dinosaurs.

Also, have this.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)

Nah, not enough rainbows to be dinosaurs.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)

no?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)

Now THOSE are some fine dinosaurs.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)

Finosaurs!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)

^ This is a thing of great beauty

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)

GAY DINOSAURS!

God planted their skeletons to really test our faith.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)

Evangelist propaganda gone mad.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)

We can never be certain...

(And yes, really quite lully!)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)

I'm always amused and amazed that they're from the same line as velociraptors.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:32, archived)

Lovely

Have a click

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)

Thanks!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)

^ Twigs with tits!

Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)

And some birds.

Ta!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)

Pretty birdies.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)

They're amazingly small and fast when you're trying to find them.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)

Just noticed the title

THOSE ARE NOT EMUS!!!!!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)

True,

but they're named for the tail feathers, which look quite like emu feathers.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:34, archived)

So pretty.

Lovely drawing as ever.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)

Thanks!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:34, archived)

These are lovely...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

Ta! I hope the person I've drawn them for thinks so as well!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:35, archived)

Hunt, Cheerleader

edit/ matching Hunt's complexion to a professional cheerleader's was impossible, so as you can see, i simply gave up!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)

He's spelling out R-I-S

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)

Something to do with sportball probably

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)

QOTW >

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)

No, LOLitics

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17829360

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)

Nice to see "Ris" is still in use.

*prouds*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)

I love RIS

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)

Woop Woop!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)

It's very functional and is used a lot

I surprised it hasn't crossed over onto other sites or the real world.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)

But then i'd be famous!

Well more famouser than i am on here.
Who am I again?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)

Oh but it has crossed into the real world

Even years back I found myself saying "Ris?" in conversation, and then felt really silly.

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boris the spider, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)

definitely takes a bit of explaining

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:08, archived)

bring back Jeremy hunting

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)

Is that Daniel Craig's Russian cousin?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

Craigsky

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)

Hehehe.

But more asthma-ry.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)

Heh, Heh, Heh.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)

Ahahaha

Sassen rassen frassen :)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

XD Funny!! XD

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)

u__u sad! u__u

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

For someone who says he doesn't like "her" you don't half waste a lot of time paying her attention.

Colombo face:

Just one more thing - Atomic is Moggy.

*roll credits*

(modzilla, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)

Nun of the Above

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

also:

I never said I didn't like her.
She's my friend/enemy. ^__^

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

also:

Hello Clay!...Clever name! ;D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

ho ho

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)

just another day on b3ta then

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)

Bring Lawyers, Guns, and Money.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

omg her finger's grown back!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)

Note bandage.

(or she's an alien)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)

ah, now i see it

XD Thanks XD

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

needs more other peoples artwork

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)

no joke

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)

Moggy (positive thinking) likes this

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

Phwoar!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

It really wouldn't surprise me if she does. She has no idea when people are taking the piss.

Genuine screencap:

Edit: She also liked Drimble's Turtles sex pic from last night.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)

is dave on your friends list then?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)

Yes

It's interesting to see what she's liking

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)

a friends list ? whaaa, who, where ? is this a b3ta secret feature ?

I can't find it

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)

See "Add friend"

here ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------v

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)

hahaha I love you too

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)

Hmm you must be using some older version of b3ta

I thought you were joking at first but looking at Jahled's screencap here b3ta.com/board/10532089 and Batter Pudding's here b3ta.com/board/10532261 it looks like not everyone has the Add Friend option. This is a rum thing.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)

conspiracy !

there is an option to 'Add this User as a Friend' on profile pages but then I don't know where they go after I've added them.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)

You should get a link to "Friends' Activity" at the top right, next to the one for messages

and that gives you a feed of all threads started by people you've added, as well as any posts they liked (if they've chosen to share that).

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)

my invitation got lost in the mail

thanks for your help anyway

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)

Odd

Maybe mac users aren't allowed to have friends

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)

:'(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)

hahaha!! too busy drooling? :D

thanks for the thread, i was wondering how that thing worked?!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

Weird...

I have the "Add Friends" link now. Don't know when it appeared. (Those screen shots are old. I only wished I could have caught more of that LS11 flounce as there were just so many ranting threads...)

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)

? There was no dig at Moggy in my picture

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)

No, I know

I was just mentioning it as a point of interest. After all, Moggy probably doesn't see the humour in it and takes it as porn.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)

As it was intended, then ;D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)

hahaha

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boris the spider, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)

haha it's so gonna get yer

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)

Nice touch with the u_u, by the way :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

trollbase

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

Cut fingy ftw :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

We must protect the innocent.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)

Life of a troll...

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)

harfy larfy lolz

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)

Dino Rape is cartoon in Japan.

Drawn by innocent original authors.
Please do not to other site.
Fresh fish in back.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)

I not buy this record

it scratched

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)

Other side still good.

You buy it.
You like it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)

I would like to buy, this tobacconists

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)

Hahahaha! Oh dear.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

Thread deleted in 3...2...1...

[mod edit]

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)

haha!

this just about sums up the last 6 months

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)

That was just her first day here!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)

maybe a bit NSFW, contains slight gore.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LLYYxsxm-k go to 7:30

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)

It's asking me to sign up to see it.

.......

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)

It's the torture scene from Audition

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)

aye

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)

O_O Ahhhhh!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)

He seems to look quite smug for someone getting their foot sliced off with wire

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

There is a way to watch age-restricted YT videos without having to sign in:

http://www.youtube.com/v/2LLYYxsxm-k

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)

0_0

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

a thing of absolute fantasticness!
fp this NOW!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)

You know rob is getting this framed for his office.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)

Shed.

Cuntshed.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)

It may be a cuntshed

but he still has a little desk and a typewriter and a sign that says "You don't have to be a cunt to work here but it helps"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)

I understand

all NatWest employees are also given this sign when they join.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)

The perfect visual representation of the past few months on b3ta.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

Needs more flounce, pretend flounce, semi-flounce, reflounce, and fake flounce.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)

hmm

this is a partial spectrum of flounce

we need some kind of full flounce graph

starting from the most least flounce to the most full flounce

we don't actually need it but it's a suggestion that I can't be arsed to do

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)

You have no humanism.

But I forgive.
My latest cheesegrinder knows not of Peckham. So you wrong.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)

I never wrong.

I self-righteous troll from Japan. Protector of the innocent rape dinosaurs.
I bash you on other site now.
Take poll.
Make you look stupid.
Haa Haa.
Get over it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)

*Flounces*

Oh Hai I'm back

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)

I like the way rapeosaur is wearing a rapists evil hat

he could do with a monocle, and would become a full on silent movie rakish cad who goes about raping in this manner.

He probably would tie his rape victims to railway lines and force them to watch while he rapes the actual railway line itself.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)

pffft @ "He probably would tie his rape victims to railway lines and force them to watch while he rapes the actual railway line itself."

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

he likes the rapey splinters

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)

I miss Underdog.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)

^True Story

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)

Names of original authors have been changed to protect the innocent.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)

Nice one Mongy

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)

-n +u

mogu : spineless pillow

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:51, archived)

Harikiri is not correct. "Harakiri"

腹切り　

But, Finger cut is "指切り"

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)

I don't care. :P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)

私のホバークラフトはウナギの完全である。

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)

haha

mine too

:/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)

そのホバークラフトが何かわからん。

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)

I see.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)

Since that's the one bit you pick out as wrong

I presume you agree the rest is a totally accurate representation

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)

^:D/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)

Atomic and Moggy sitting up a tree........

I'd best not lose my cupboard space...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)

Best behave then.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)

Mod Edit ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)

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