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(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)

Hull

Bound

(cheebatv, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)

i find this distasteful

i have to scroll down to see the full image, a cfb would have been better for my current screen res, for shame :(

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)

That's disgusting. You black hearted bastard :D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)

Is that boat using a giant pair of Y-fronts as a sail?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)

It's a sheet soaked with blood and deceit.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)

They've done well to milk the situation, you gotta admit.

Granted, everyone still thinks they did it, but...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)

you mean

"does everyone think they did it?" as they are extremely litigious people who murdered their own kid.

oh.. wait.

If they didn't do it, the sad odds are that she made the international cutlet market many years ago.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)

The international cutlet market? Is that where Maddy Bear Sausage comes from?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)

Curiously Uniform Meat product or chips?

hmm

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)

Hooray for Morrisons!

Turning kids fat with shitty processed foods for over a hundred years

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)

Isn't that Tesco's Billy Bear?

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)

yes

and how it is "sausage"

which means that somewhere, there is an elongated cylinder of billybear pooping out of some extruded meat chute.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)

That disgusts me more than anything else I've ever seen or read here on b3ta.

*flounces*

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)

don't forget to wear a pretty dress while you do it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)

I might go and touch some ham now.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)

yum!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)

Oh shit, just did a search and looks like he's infiltrated Asda as well :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)

It received rave reviews!

www.ciao.co.uk/Billy_Bear_Sausage__5653994

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)

disturbing

"Mum started to buy this very yummy meat"

If someone thinks that kak is meat then they are fucked in the head.

I'm not a food nazi, but jesus christ, I bet this tastebudless twat likes turkey ham too.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)

Is this more your kind of thing? www.shitefood.co.uk/2012/02/tulip-bacon-grill-review/

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)

nasty evil stuff

I can get away with tinned ham, for the most part

but so much of it is just ground up fat, water, gelatin and salt now.

but that tinned bacon grill shit.. oh god.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)

I like the way the 'review' cuts off, so you can add your own ending.

"'ve been eating Billy Bear Sliced Sausage for years now, and don't ever
intend to give up! Mum started to buy this very yummy meat when me and
my brother were very little, to encourage us to eat... "

THE FACES OF ENDANGERED ANIMALS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)

The cylindrical billy bear is becoming extinct, due to low end demographics believing that it is tasty and actually meat.

Please, give generously.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)

probably oozed in through a gap under a door.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)

still, remember when they made people ill

thus proving that they used at least some kind of animal product in manufacture, and not just edible plastic.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)

Delightful goo blasted off the bits the other meat processors couldn't market.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)

Taste review here...

www.shitefood.co.uk/2011/08/billy-bear-slicing-sausage-review/

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tubaman, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)

Great site.

Not even in my wildest dreams did I ever think Frozen Cheesy Chips would exist in this real world of ours.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:55, archived)

Pffft!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)

A b3ta classic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)

ouch

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)

Oof.

This is my hull bound image after the 'rendition' of Bin Laden

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)

Ooof!

Nicely done.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)

o_O

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)

Guilty guilty laughter.

You're a bad man and you should be proud.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)

HullLOL

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)

youtu.be/YUcVncYr6xc

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)

thanks for dragging me to hull with you

guilty lols

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)

O M fucking G

I am seriously conflicted.
This is v good and until about 3.5 years ago I would have probably done something similar after seeing the bbc website today.
But I'm a parent to a nearly 3 year-old now and can't help thinking how awful it would be for the McCanns if they were innocent.
Good job they're not
/fucks off back to mumsnet

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4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)

Ooooh, you broke your sig 'n' stuff

it's all gone small.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)

Not on my browser.

But then, I'm special.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)

Oh yeah, it's OK in FF

and squidged in Chrome.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)

Yeah. I hav the codez

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4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)

You mean you forgot a square bracket?

Also : when I'm replying to you I get sent to a www.b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent= page, this doesn't seem to happen with anybody else. Weirdo.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)

I get this when I reply to you:

b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent=10754371
freak

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4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)

How queer.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)

I just used the link in your post up there, and it posted a new message at the top of the board.

So I deleted it toot sweet .

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4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)

DIRTY THREAD DELETER

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)

It didn't even have a picture.

Rules mean nothing to me.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)

ooof fucking hell

looks like your train's going well past hull!
:D

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)

-_-

I never make such art.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

No, you don't

This is satire, whereas you tend to cut to the chase, don't you?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

Image Challenge Vote

This week's vote is now officially open for abuse. Your choices are:

* The ZX spectrum is 30 years old! - make 8bit versions of contemporary stuff
* Disappointment - show us what disappointment looks like
* Omnishambles - what will the Government cock up next?
* If tabloid newspapers were edited by animals

And here's the balloty-box.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)

There can be only one!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)

8 bit

me one time mr selector

(cheebatv, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)

Hmmmmm

I really like Disappointment and Amimal Tabloids, I reckon they've both got a lot of scope.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)

^This

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)

You thought you had a lot of scope

with "Junior Astro - See the Stars"

But all you could see was Uranus, slightly blurred.

disapointment indeed.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)

LOL LUK AT MI BUM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)

Disappointment.

I feel I'm something of an expert in this field .

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4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)

C'mon, Speccy!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)

-__-

i'm showing my disappointment

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)

1 is bound to win, but I like 2 and 4

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)

is there anything left the government hasnt fucked up?

/liddlebidofpolidics

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)

zx spectrums were shit

i predict equal shitness in the challenge tooooo

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mongychops, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)

you're the voice of reason, mongy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)

^this

even worse than ceefax or teletext

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)

^this^

THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)

Well my original suggestion was about all Home Computers not speficially about 8-bit speccy graphics

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1597928

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)

10 posterize any old image

20 post on board
30 goto 10

I'm not saying there's no good stuff to be done, but it'll be washed away in the lol, I made this 16 colours posts.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

That was the point of making it about a homage, or revamp of Home Computers

it wasn't a suggestion about the graphics so there was something for everybody in my original suggestion. People could have baked a Spectrum Cake, or Steam Punk'd an Amiga Keyboard onto a PC

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)

use your superpower to rig it

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)

polls are done externally aren't they?

out of the mods control

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

mod edit every challenge entry to something lolworthy

and naughty-step anyone who doesn't stick rigidly to the spectrum's rather laughably named "colour palatte"

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)

you might find it a lot easier if you just went to a different web forum for a week

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)

in defence and in anticipation

(cheebatv, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)

ahahaha

i highly doubt a spectrum had that many colours, though, and the attribute clashing you'd get on that would be horrific.

maybe i'll take ht's advice and steer clear of b3ta :)

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)

> FUCK GANDALF

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)

*ahem*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)

that needs to be a TShirt

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)

needs some ropey 16 ansi colour graphics to go with it

feel free :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)

^This.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)

Yeah?

Well why don't you just delete the whole fucking thread and steal the idea.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)

aaargh!

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)

oh god.. don't get me started on these... it's just.. arg, get thing1 need thing2 to get thing1 need thing3 to get thing2 need thing4 to get thing3 need thing 4 to get thing 3

do thing

You died, you forgot to use thing1

*tv flies through window*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)

I seem to remember a bit in the Hobbit that went like this

You are in a forest. Pale, bulbous eyes look at you from above.

GO WEST

You are in a forest. Pale, bulbous eyes look at you from above. You are stung in the neck. You die. You have completed 69% of this adventure.

unless you did this:

GO SOUTH

You are in a forest. Pale, bulbous eyes look at you from above.

WAIT

You wait. Time passes...

GO WEST

Beorn's house.

I mean, what the fuck? I'm meant to somehow know that I should wait once before trying to go through the fucking forest? Fuck that shit, "Melbourne House", if that actually is your house and it actually *is* in Melbourne which I highly motherfucking doubt.

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)

had one evil one where you had to walk through "the path of eternal sleep", in a single specific direction

it was like N N W W E W N W E S N W N W

and you had to do it completely correctly

and if you got it wrong 3 times in a row you died

and there was no indication you were going the right way

I mean, wtf, that's not a game, that's just bastarding. BASTARDING

It's basically shit game non design. It's not a "clever" puzzle, it's simply fucking idiotic and shows that the writer of the game was a basic cunt.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)

I bet he was the kind of child

who ripped the wings off flies and then pitted them against each other in fights to the death

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)

I bet he was too

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)

GIVE ME BACK MY TEENAGE YEARS YOU BASIC CUNTS

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)

*shakes evil cramped fist in agreement*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)

palette

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4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)

FUCK YOU

DON'T YOU FUCKING CORRECT ME

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

*flounces*

*cries*

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)

posterise

no I'lljust use a tool to convert to the image format of the machine in question... oh... gave the whole gig away

oh well, fuck that

Imagine I did it and it was FUCKING AWESOME

but 1k over acceptable size :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)

And 4 pixels too wide

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)

*nods in agreement*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)

^this, hard

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)

Quick google image search for zx spectrum

confirms what I already thought: it's going to be shit

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)

^ a whole week of that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

I'm too young to have known about ZX Spectrums.

Make it Sega Mega Drives, and you've got a deal.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)

It was originally about all Home Computers not just Spectrum

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)

I think a computer game one would be brilliant.

Then again, it seems we have those every other compo.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

yeah yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself

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mongychops, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)

Bloody Mod Edits innit!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)

I concur.

Pretend 8-bit images have a limited appeal... I want to be disappointed!

I grew up with the Speccy. It was awesome... until I got a BBC.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)

Much as I hate to say it

The speccy was better after Amstrad bought them out.

(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)

*spoils ballot paper*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)

dirty boy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)

Speccy! Speccy! Speccy! Speccy! Speccy! Speccy! Speccy!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)

your speech bubbles and fonts are incorrect with a spectrum's capabilities

the sprites also contain anti-aliasing.

Sorry, but boris the spider says I must naughty step you now.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)

damn right

glad to see you're doing your job properly

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)

cunt him in the fuck

actually I was going to post some graphics from an 8bit computer

but folk would become confused, due to it not looking like a spectrum colourclash festival and such would complain "NERRR THAT'S JUST A JPEG"

meh.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)

Quite a good bunch all around

it looks like it could be a good challenge this week.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)

it will be a zx spectrum if disappointment wins

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)

I know dick all about Spectrums

Disappointment on the other hand could be the title of my autobiography

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)

dick and disappointment in the same post

coincidence?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)

"Dick and Disappointment"

Now there's a book title

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)

She fell right into Rory's gif.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)

It was only a matter of time :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)

was waiting for this one

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mutated monty, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)

She needs to open an umbrella!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)

^Yes, this precisely!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)

It's a robot's mouth.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love GIFs.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)

of course you did :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)

hahahaha nice one herman!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)

Hehe

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)

PESKY KIDS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)

OH FUCK

just saw mutated monty's post below

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)

heehee!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)

too slow amigo

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mutated monty, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

i hadn't the talent to do the orange portal either :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

hope she ends up somewhere nice

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mutated monty, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

the last thing you want is to be floating in the ether for eternity.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

no thats the second to last

the last thing you want is to be floating in the toilet for eternity

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mutated monty, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)

Yeah, I suppose one of the public bogs at Glasgow Central wouldn't be too pleasant.

My toilet always smells flowery-fresh, however.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

Just down the street.

Unfortunately, 400 feet above it.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

Did she go "Uh oh"

And was her descent then accompanied by the sound of 8-bit MIDI classical music?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)

What's that from?

Either a film or a diseased mind, I'm guessing.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

I was thinking

more along these lines

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)

Has anyone ever done Portal Lemmings?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

Haha

Just found a video of it. Looks good :)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)

Sounds good

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)

Ahhhhhhhh!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

in a bowl of rice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)

where's John?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)

he's dead

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new_matt, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

Making tea.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

mate, i'm not quite sure how to break this to you

but john's gone to live on a farm. he's much happier there, with other free-range singers just like him. it's for the best.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)

In Wales,

to be eaten by my feline chums.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)

that's excellent

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

haha!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)

SESAME STREET 4PM DRAW-OFF, ONLY 2 MINUTES LATE.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

I ran out of time

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)

We have been busy!

8999...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)

The Count is one suave mo'fo.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)

Ran out of time?

You're a crazy workaholic, man. Awesome.

:D

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)

finished now

didn't colour Grouch before 4

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)

one! ah-ah-ah!

two! ah-ah-ah!
three! three lovely pictures! ah-ah-ah!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)

and one that looks like a cross between a diseased sock puppet and a melting gremlin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

Do not question the cookie.

Cool stuff.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

Too good!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)

haha, unmistakable arts :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

these are incredible

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)

Jeez, but that is sinister..

Nice!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)

^this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)

Cheers.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

In a good way.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)

Why is it always raining in your bin?

Nice!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)

Jings!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)

the ring

in animation

(Zoidaroid, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

fuck yeah

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)

haha

the perfect balance of cute and whatthefuck

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)

wahey! he is definitely packing heat in there

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

Nice:D

(herman:D, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)

Hooray!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)

Fuck!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)

Oh fuck, I only just realised!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

Ha ha ! Has Bert used all the hot water again?

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

~~all the hot water~~ his teeth

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)

*winces*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)

Ha ha fuck!

nice!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

'sup ernz

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)

FUCK! shoulda dun artz

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)

My post count is now 9000, so have a Count post.

so have a Count post.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)

What a cunt.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

hahaha

Ace

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

They won't forget today's counting lesson.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)

That one still works in Papua New Guinea:

xkcd.com/764/

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

He does need blood.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)

Ties in nicely with his hobbies.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

hahaha, what a dick

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:51, archived)

I don't really know sesame street, never watched it

so here's a reposted kermit as it's all Jim Henson anyway.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

Kermit does appear from time to time.

The amphibious cunt.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)

The Amphibious Cunt

sounds like a great superhero/villain

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

Starring Rob Manuel...?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

Hiho!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

Kermit's totally Street.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)

it's not easy having a green cock, take it from me

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)

Hangin'

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)

lovely

clicky

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)

Man, I'm hungry, lets eat some cookies...

/later
Man, I'm hungry, lets eat some cookies...
/later
Man, I'm hungry, lets eat some cookies...
/later
Man, I'm hungry, lets eat some cookies...
/later
Man, I'm hungry, lets eat some cookies...
/later

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

Yours is in a cookie frenzy!

He'll scare the children. :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)

Heh heh. Duuuude.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

the munchi3s

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)

Cookie Monster's self-perpetuating doom.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

unfinished sesame

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

You get the feeling

that Ernie's ears just provide Bert with a bit more purchase.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)

hahaha

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)

In Acidvision.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

Ace! Is this through the bathroom window?

Wobbly!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)

er..yeah, that's it!

nothing to do with shaky, untalented mouse hand at all :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)

this has given me a curious and slightly disturbing thought

if you were to fuck a muppet, would the felt dry out your cock so much as to leave it blistered, raw and unusable for about a week, or am i reading too much into it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)

Back in five...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)

hark at captain speedy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

Seeing as they usually have a hand up their arse, you'd

be lucky if you touched the sides...

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

good point. well made.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

"Muppet vaginas and anuses

are made of a durable, hard-wearing latex and give a tight fit for just about anyone. Most popular sexual lubricants are ideal for use with our muppets' holes."
From a muppet fetich site.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

is there anything internet weirdos won't fuck?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)

No.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)

well, that answers that, then.

fuck it, time to go home.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)

*spluffs*

OH GREAT NOW WHAT?!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)

Whoa.

That's just wrong.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)

...About Miss Piggy....uh......nevermind.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

I'd love to think you made this up

But unfortunately it strikes me as all too likely

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)

quote marks

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

Yiiiiipyipyipyipyipyip........cow.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbring!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

hahaha!

i'd totally forgot about those little fellas!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

Ha ha ha, nice!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVrQ-NYIz54

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)

Hahaha! Brilliant! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)

Awesome.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)

Ha ha fuck!

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)

fp this nao

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

Ha Ha Big Sick

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)

Did sick.

(

Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)

Ha ha!

Big bird vom.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)

BIG SICK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

^ My personal fave

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)

all this proves is that I can't draw for shit :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)

The Draw Off isn't about how well you draw, ham, it's all about the taking part.

Keep the dust off your pencils for next time.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)

roger that, captain

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)

Collage, sculpture and mosaics are also allowed.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

I KILLED THEM ALL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)

Wait, this IS the confessions thread, right?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)

they had it coming

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)

~~KILLED~~

secretly masturbated over photos of

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boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

Lovely!

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)

PUT YOUR HAND UP ME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)

I'm warning you right now,

I have goalkeepers hands.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)

Red skies at night.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)

FUCK A PIG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)

Frog Fucker!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)

big limp banana cock rape

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)

Also:

www.joshstaiger.org/archives/2003/08/the_parable_of.html

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)

burp !

(Zoidaroid, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)

I prefer Linux.

HAHAHAHA TELL IT AGAIN HUMAN

Otherwise, nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)

"get in them corners"

people everywhere shout this to me....oh the joys of windowcleaning :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)

fathers 4 justice!

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mutated monty, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)

there they are!

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)

Grime fighter.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

Well, THERE he is

www.b3ta.com/board/10753866

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

expected a quo there!

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)

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mutated monty, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)

Now you're thinking with Portals!

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)

You'd think she'd get sick of that pretty quickly,

but all day she keeps walking.

Nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)

Hahahaha, nice

NWOT, I've been playing with Dixon's flowers

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

haha nicely

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

rubbery

jubbery

(Zoidaroid, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)

haha i like this

although wouldn't she come out feet first?! your portal doesn't obey the laws of physics man!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)

didn't think of that

neither did she

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mutated monty, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

haha terrific!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)

Whoa!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)

Whee!

(

Sheep!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)

Wouldn't she come out feet first?

(

Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)

it is funny because it is true

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)

Swan Porn!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)

Even if they're wearing penishats?

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)

Cockaded Swan

Pseudocygnus phallus

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)

Nature is amazing!

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:00, archived)

hahaha

(Zoidaroid, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)

so, i was briefly a swan this morning?

i had no idea.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)

Did you break some kid's arm?

That'll teach him for trying to force bread on you.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:00, archived)

i should have

but i let him go.

this time........

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

Swans are hilarious.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)

Cunt Swan,

Cygnus vulva

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)

Is the draw-off still on?

I have a picture.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)

Nasty balloon sex.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

My name is..........

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)

you were only supposed to blow the bloody paws off!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)

pfft

;)

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)

Look out below!!!

Original Footage (400kb)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)

acme strikes again

also, she looks nothing like a coyote

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

Is that real?

The original I mean

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

yep, it really happened

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)

Yeah

Saw it on the news last night, thought it had potential....

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

I felt sorry for her, it looked nasty

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17827983

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fuscous, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)

The taxi driver that got out to save her fell in as well.

Moral: Never do anything to help anyone, ever.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)

I saw a video clip with the title "Hero Taxi Driver"

I thought that's a bit off, considering it happened in China...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)

LACIST!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)

I like the way that, once the weight has landed,

it kind of nestles itself in, like it's just getting comfy

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

Yeah, they do that though don't they though

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)

Also, that weight is a town on the river Tees.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)

At first glance I thought it was a giant teabag that said 'Luton'.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

is there much teabagging in luton?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

There's precious little else to do there

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)

i know the feeling

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)

I went to Uni there, stabbing and teabagging the main sports of the town!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

I was out with my ex last night, she runs a pub in the City that's soon to be closed and demolished

The brewery have offered her a position running a pub in Luton...She contacted the current manager and he said that he'd been stabbed 14 times and shot at once while working there.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)

only 14 times?

what a moaner

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)

they really ought to renovate that Lion pub

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)

cheers for the sauce

i've yoinked it

(

mutated monty, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)

No probs, that's why I did it..

I knew other people would be able to do it more justice than I!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)

Grind it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10710831

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

I like the way his arms flail on the way down after dunking it

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)

Toady Bryant.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)

suave dunks

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)

stop showboating, you atomic hot-dog!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)

Hahahahahahah

Toad's in the 'hole'!!
*Click* :D

(

Ninj, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)

^ this

hungry now

(

Q4nobody, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)

Hahaha, yes!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

Slime Dunk!

Great net and ring action! *click*

(

Q4nobody, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)

you are a dab hand at this animation lark

(

mutated monty, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

wins

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)

Wahey!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

before you ask us

b3ta.com/board/10753850

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)

ooooh.

Elmo.........with tits.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)

Elmo Lincoln?

www.erbzine.com/mag5/taf05h4.jpg

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)

I swear these get funnier.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)

*falls over*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)

i've turned into a non-posting moaner

next i'll be flouncing and mod-accusing

:/

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)

frilly dress on standby ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

THERE'S A SALE AT PENNY'S!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)

i'm going shopping tomorrow

for any bits of tat i fancy. this is my treat, as first i've got to go to the hospital so my surgeon can explain just how fucked i am.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)

Just get really pissed and buy some hats.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)

pissed i can manage, but hats?

i look terrible in a hat!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)

LIES!

a stupendous hat with a bow and gubbins, oh it will be glorious

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)

unlike the green fishing republic hat i had on earlier

because my umbrella broke and it was raining

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)

You're like a real life Mary Poppins!

except more pissed

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

the kids mary poppins looks after don't constantly talk about their "pyums"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)

Oh I think Mary Poppins was often more pissed than she let on

It was a spoon full of sugar for the kids and a measure of gin for herself.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)

i'm sure she was a smack head

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)

gin, you say?

that stuff that i've recently discovered goes wonderfully with cider and blackcurrant?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)

Gin is my favourite drink

I either have it neat or with the traditional tonic water.

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

i'm not good with neat spirits

but i feel a mild drunkening coming on tonight

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

she's angry alright

angry poppins

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)

Now why is the name Chris Rule so familiar?

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)

what the total fuck!?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)

quite so

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)

How about some bangles?

You can never have enough bangles

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)

i need pants

lots of pants. possibly followed by a trip to thornton's and 10 minutes in the arcade on the 10p machines.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

Sounds like a fun day out

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

it usually is

i make sure i only take £2 with me into the arcade, i never go in with more than i'm willing to lose. if i win money, i'll just buy more stuff. last time, i went in with £2 and came out with £62 and a free coffee :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)

Not bad

I never gamble unless it's a free bet or something. Or the 2p machines can be good fun for a while so long as you don't waste more than a few quid in them as you say.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)

if you're in there for more than 5 minutes

they give you coffee and £2 of free tokens for whatever machine you're playing on. plenty of times i've won nothing with my initial £2 and then cleaned up with the tokens

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)

Ah lovely delicious golden retail therapy

I have a job interview tomorrow

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

can't imagine how scary that'd be

but good luck anyway!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)

Thanks :)

It's for a different part of the same company I already work for, so it's fairly familiar territory, but also a bit newish

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

never had a proper job before

i think i'd shit one if i had to have a job interview

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

I think I actually just shat a kidney reading it

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)

hahahaa

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)

Beak-job.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)

ouch.

well i suppose at least there's no teeth

(

alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)

it could be a soft beak

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)

But one wrong maneuver and it's goodbye Mr. Johnson.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)

Or nadger-peck

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)

Or a feather-dusting.

*goes to be sick*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

Feathers *bolk*

Fur *wanks*

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

It's why there's such thing as furry, but not feathery.

Unless there is, and I don't know.

Ignorance is bliss. :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)

ahahah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)

I approve of this

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)

C'mon. I practically GAVE that one to you :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

:D pretty much

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)

He'll wear his pecker out if he's not careful

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

when he said "stick it on my bill", that's not what was meant

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

PFFFT

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)

I'd've thought eyebrows would be happier about that

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)

Perfect.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

^ This contains both Woo and Yay!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)

...or something.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)

Oopsie

robot is drunk?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)

once again, i've timed my arrival just right.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)

Lazy scroungers, sitting around all day, messing about on the 'net. Bah.

Neither of these are worth their own thread, so I'll just use yours :D

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

Ahh, the Daily Heil...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

She-ra, She-ra

Princess of Poo, Ah

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)

Rainbow horse

still does real poos

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

I think this joke has been done before

in Fred Bassett

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)

There's a joke?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)

Yeah basically the owner wanted the dog to do something

and, get this right, the dog didn't want to do it! And then the dog said some kind of proverb in the last frame.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

A stitch in time

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

Foof! I think I need to lie down.

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)

Hark! The Wanky Shit Demon approacheth!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

a.k.a. "Icing the log"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)

Hahaha! Ewww...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)

Poor robot has malfunctioned

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)

Hyrax has fallen: it is not OK

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)

Good luck

Job market's dryer than a used up whore.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

pearoast time

(wankdog, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)

Squeegeeman

bestest of all superheroes

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

A repost.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)

Stinkman at home

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

it's polite to pea as a reply to an existing thread, not to start a new one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

maybe he can be excused as he's feeling a bit rapey?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)

it's a poor excuse though

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

I've heard worse

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)

I assume he's feeling a bit ropey

and it's affected his ability to spell

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)

unless his keyboard's wonky

or wanky

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)

perhaps his fingers are floppy

or flappy

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

Sorry, I'll remember that in future, I was feeling so rapey i wasn't thinking straight

(wankdog, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)

no problem,

have you had a rape and calmed down a bit?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

yes thankyou

My mind will function with perfect clarity for the next 30 mins, then lock-up your daughters.

(wankdog, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

goes well with this song

youtu.be/beuM3HNnMkU

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)

oh hai popular spiderman

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

Bloody forinns coming over here messing with our race

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)

* Sniggers

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)

Dastardly behaviour.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)

We had a draw off about Wacky Races, didn't we?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)

Aye, sir.

It was quite a good one, as I recall.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)

What about a draw-off for today?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)

Pick a subject.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)

Yes and hurry up about it.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)

Sesame Street

post at 4 because I've got a lot on

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)

Sounds alright.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

LETS DO IT PEOPLE

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)

Rollin'

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)

Aaaaaand done. I shall post results once the time comes. :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

Yep

with added penishats

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)

can never have enough penis hats

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I seem to recall Atomic did a pic of Penelope Pitstop as well.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

Indeed he did

www.b3ta.com/board/10338126

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)

/drops monocle

Egad!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)

Ha ha...oops...!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

All sorts of wonderful :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)

gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)

phwoar! etc

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)

All of these ^ are excellent

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

You can feel the evil.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

deja vu

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

*drops monocle* o_O

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

/ retrieves monocle, only to drop it once more.

Egad!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

*gives up on monocles*

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)

*cancels subscription to Monocles Monthly*

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)

DING DONG!

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)

That doesn't look anything like John Terry

;)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)

haha

muttley needs a hitler 'tache

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

Looks like he'd have the voice of Bernard Manning, now I think of it.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)

hahaha

genuine lols

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)

^ this

Someone with more talent than me needs to animate this

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)

I so would, but I've got loads of uni work, AND I don't have Flash any more. :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)

Roads are scary kids! Follow the Green Cross Man...

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Ninj, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)

... or he'll punch you into orbit.

(

Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)

Undecided which is scarier, the Hulk or David Prowse...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)

Have you ever been shouted at by someone with a West Country accent?

(

Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)

GERROF MOI TRAKKER

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)

Exactly.

(

Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)

In the Soviet 1970s

Green Cross Code follows YOU

Good stuff btw ninj :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)

Ooh ta!

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Ninj, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)

I reckon Blessed would make a good Hulk

certainly loud enough :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)

X-Dad

(Buntry Cuntkin, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)

First thing I thought of

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)

Brainslap.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)

haha

brain-damage

(Buntry Cuntkin, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)

Wash Day :)

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Ninj, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)

hahahaha...excellent............good to see the hummus firing on all fours :D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)

Cheers Elvis and you smashers...

...V Down there V :D

(

Ninj, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)

....0_o

I think I NOW know why hulk is so angry all the time...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)

Wow, I wish mine was that big :(

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)

This might explain why his trousers never ripped off entirely

Thanks for putting my mind at rest :)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)

A picture of a penis? MODS!!!!!11

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)

I hope HappyToast will censor any and all drawings of people with tiny winkies

Oh wait...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)

~~drawings of~~
Bye, everyone

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)

hahaha

"body builders have small willies"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:01, archived)

"Winky Shrinkage" is the number one side effect of steroid abuse

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

Don't make me aroused

you wouldn't notice if I was aroused.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)

Pffftttt...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)

it's one of the warnings on the side of the bottle

'May cause willy shrinkage'

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)

"Abuse of this medication may leave you open to the derison of others

when they see you are hung like a cashew"

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)

hahahaha

"hung like a cashew"

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)

You just got a mention on 6 music.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)

I know!

I will now dream all day about Lauren Laverne!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)

does the dream involve hitting her with a brick repeatedly

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)

Ha-ha!

(

Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)

but he DOES have some absolutely smashing pants.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)

I recall a Wolverine/Hulk story

in which Wolverine broke into the Hulk's hotel room and replaced all his clothes with purple pants...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)

Was this from one of those 'comics' on the shelf that I can't reach?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)

That would depend - how tall are you?

wolverine.x-knights.com/wolverine008.html

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)

Logan "uses" the Hulk many times, and then he gets "popped a good one" at the end, hmm

(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)

Weapon-XXX

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)

Hahaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)

This gives me penis envy

(

Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)

hahaha

Cold out Hulk?

(

Q4nobody, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)

Looks like Hulk washed his tallywacker on a cold wash.

(

addickted has attained freedom, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)

hahaha

That facial expression says it all.

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)

I have no willy

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)

ha ha, nice!

looks a bit like desperate dan

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)

this drawing is drawing attention to his drawers

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)

Crankypants

Why must some members of family insist on being arseholes? I don't know, so I drew a pissed-off Niccals to mirror my mood. Mind he doesn't curdle your cornflakes.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)

nice pic

but my cereal now tastes of cheese and socks

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

Is it George Michael?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:39, archived)

Haha!

Well played, sir

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)

the other day my mum said she went wrong with my upbringing by giving me too much chocolate when i was younger

on facebook. on my wife's page.

i really wanted to point out that we rarely had chocolate, and go on to list a load of different ways she fucked up as a parent, but i didn't because i'm not a complete cunt.
and it was on my wife's page

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)

so glad this has been clarified

it's important to set records straight

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)

*copies and pastes to real's missus' Facebook page*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)

my mum would probably point out that i am actually a complete cunt

this may be a fair assesment, and one which i couldn't really argue against in good conscience

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)

Cool story bro.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

more dragons?

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)

Funny you should mention Bookface

That was the reason for the drama. Sister couldn't be arsed visiting our mum today 'because she wasn't done with her Facebook stuff yet' despite the fact our mother just came home from freaking hospital. Christ, priorities, woman.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)

how can one not be done with facebook stuff?

it's not like it's going anywhere?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)

I can only assume

she thought the same thing about mum.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)

people are a bit strange

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)

I'm done with it, it's SO last year

(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)

Gerald the Gorillaz

De-RIS (kind of)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)

LOL now I get it

Giggling like a loony here, Wobbly. I'm seeing some similarities...

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)

"Wild... I was bloody Livid!"

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)

Haha!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)

i was never really a fan of mel smith

but that was a good 'un

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)

How about Pam?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)

she is not unattractive

i just sat and watched this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od59OT5AM9o&feature=related
it's pretty entertaining

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)

Yeah, that was a classic.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)

What is the source please?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

Put your head between them and go Wubber lubber lubber...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF-U9nL9Ios

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)

Thank you!

Not that you will ever see this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

I did you know...

I like to scroll through to what the heated debate was about the night before.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 6:07, archived)

He's seen something

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)

A C-beam, glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)

attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)

Isn't that Phil Mitchell's bird in Eastenders?

Nice work ;)

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Q4nobody, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)

Ha, so that's what cheesed him off! :)

Thank you

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)

Ning all

It's not her birthday I just wanted to confuse wobbly

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:47, archived)

^ Win

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:48, archived)

*waits for wobbly to post a polaroid of a man stood in a tunnel*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:48, archived)

Pfftttt....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:50, archived)

do it WB

mess with peoples minds

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:50, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:01, archived)

why is it always tunnels in your pictures

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:08, archived)

^ Needs more Queen in the background

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:08, archived)

*I like this*

Actually, I might have some of the people involved on ignore. Please report back if such a hilarious event takes place. Kthnxbai.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:20, archived)

Nothing to report

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:38, archived)

Okay. Report back in when situation changes, soldier.

XD Thanks! XD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:49, archived)

9.55 check

no change as yet

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

*salutes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)

You've probably missed a subthread down there ¬

It is about adjustable spanners

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)

edit - sorry mr bloke :)

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:22, archived)

Ha ha ha, very nice!

Anyway, back to the serious stuff...
Happy Birthday Fish (as subliminally suggested by Fresh Water Mole last night), Sara Paxton & Al Pacino.

* Fish has a lovely head-beard!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:46, archived)

and not forgetting...

Ella Fitzgerald and Björn Ulvaeus.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:48, archived)

also happy birthday stripy adjustable spanner

suggested by Michael Ellis XD

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)

Ha ha ha, were you waiting for my post?

EDIT: White Space Party!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)

is there a filter that will remove all the white space?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)

set background to transparent, save as a .png or .gif

it's a special filename filter

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

Yeah

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

* Fwaps

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

NING! Oh man, I love adjustable spanners. Good choice, bv!!!

A housebrick for tomorrow please.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)

YOU WILL NEVER KILL THE VAG CREAMS!

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)

I wanted yellow stripes

but I guess I could make do with this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)

soz

I did try but my research skills clearly arent up to scratch yet.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)

sexy

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

I feel I must announce, that I have a LOVELY BACON SANDWICH on HOT BUTTERED TOATS

and all the butter is MELTING ALL OVER the bacon and the toats.

it's nice.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:34, archived)

^ Would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:49, archived)

God damn, that sounds tasty.

Still, I'm on my sixth black coffee and I have a whole bunch of tiny sweet grapes which are nice.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:52, archived)

You're not talking about haemmoroids, are you?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:56, archived)

Not that I'm aware of, no.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)

It was, nom nom.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)

I also did one this morning.

Had an urge for bacons so two went under the grill.
Then I found I only had one slice of bread so though small, the sambidge was well baconed.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)

crikey

the bacon to bread ratio would give the sandwich extra bacon power

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)

"Superheroes at Home" you say?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 6:43, archived)

*looks for the superheroes*

is it animal man in disguise?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 6:47, archived)

Brain is a Superhero!

who else to you know who can take over the world?

ninja edited

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 6:50, archived)

a cartoon mouse?

Does that make Hitler, Dr Evil, Ghengis Khan and Apple superheroes (or attempted ones at least)?

Lovely picture though fella :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 6:52, archived)

Are you ever happy?

* and thanks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 6:58, archived)

who says I'm unhappy? I thought the smiley face might have suggested otherwise.

Why is simple conversation about pictures so frowned upon here?
I'm intrigued as to your definition of Superhero, is it simply cartoon character? Not judging, just asking.

scared him off now with words and questions :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:03, archived)

He's working hard on his VAG CREAMS

Must do the VAG CREAMS, people are waiting

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:29, archived)

fair enough, you'll do then

what's your definition of superhero, is it spandex only? anything slightly extraordinary? or the kind hearted, salt of the earth, common man who punches a hoodie as read about in the Sun newspaper?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:32, archived)

Hmm, good question

I would say spandex is definitely required - although you can probably get away with lycra if budget is tight. Those superheroes with a bit more money can splash out on kevlar or at the top-end of the budget range, steel.

Saying that, nakedness can also have its charms.

As for abilities, the clue is in the name "Super" - I can't imagine a mouse who thinks he is running the world is a superhero. Probably suffering some kind of mental illness maybe?

Maybe the mouse is too? LOL SEEWHATIDIDTHERE

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:38, archived)

lolIknowright!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:45, archived)

Sorry, bloody PC re-booted....

In my view, Pinky and the Brian are the best Superheros EVER.

EDIT: With the exceptiopn of Droopy

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:48, archived)

I think in my mind a superhero has to save someone

and a supervillain needs to kill dozens

Pinky and the Brain are just (excellent) Laurel and Hardy tributes to me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:50, archived)

You may be right...

Shall I delete this post, do a little flounce and start again?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:54, archived)

and then blame it on a mod

do it!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:56, archived)

Ha ha ha..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:02, archived)

Brian?

and his sidekick Pniky, no doubt

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)

I'm Brian!

and so is my sidekick

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)

With a name like "The Brain" it sounds super-hero enough

Not quite in the same league as Marvel comics, I suppose, but still ...

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:36, archived)

I'd like to see him as a Supervillain against the Avengers on the big screen

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:46, archived)

morning, internet people!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:37, archived)

Morning, Mr. Damage

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:45, archived)

Hello

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:49, archived)

NARF

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:50, archived)

Indeed

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:02, archived)

i just noticed my honourable mention

*smugs*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)

Lucky old you.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)

don't start, you got a bloody t shirt in your honour!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)

There is also a JJ reference in there..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)

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