can't decide which one is more average
I spent waaaay to long on the petranek flickr page and got a bit excited when i saw this semi freebase :D
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:08,
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just a different freebase face I've not seen before. nothing funny :D
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:20,
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Image Challenge VoteThis week's challenge has come a-knocking.
Your choices are:
* Online Justice. Apparently the Gov is making trolling illegal. Photoshop other online "crimes" and the punishments deserved.
* Bad Olympic adverts. Everyone seems to be jumping on the Olympic bandwagon. Huggies, Tena Lady, Fairy Liquid, Tampax they've all have tried to put their name to the games. Rouse the tattyshop mice and shop the most tenuous, bandwagon jumping advert you can come up with.
* if North Korea's Kim Dynasty ruled Britain.
* making tv/movie character's lives easier - see www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1638042
Vote:
(Your choices are:
* Online Justice. Apparently the Gov is making trolling illegal. Photoshop other online "crimes" and the punishments deserved.
* Bad Olympic adverts. Everyone seems to be jumping on the Olympic bandwagon. Huggies, Tena Lady, Fairy Liquid, Tampax they've all have tried to put their name to the games. Rouse the tattyshop mice and shop the most tenuous, bandwagon jumping advert you can come up with.
* if North Korea's Kim Dynasty ruled Britain.
* making tv/movie character's lives easier - see www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1638042
Vote:
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:01,
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*strokes chin**shakes head*
*wanders off*
(*wanders off*
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:12,
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oh man, they're all full of LOL!
(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:13,
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whichever one it is I can't wait to see jedis knocking stuff over!I'm ROFLing just thinking about it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:30,
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aint skinky
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mongychops,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:44,
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_ U ___ u _ _ _
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:48,
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\_(\_\ --- jedis are well LOL!
\\_
/`\\ \
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(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:54,
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)/_
_.--..---"-,--c_
\L..' ._O__)_ ------- I love star trek LOL!!
,-. _.+ _ \..--( /
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:04,
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I was all like XP and they're all like >:\
(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:09,
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nothing is as LOL as jedis unbalancing kittens.
(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:26,
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B3TA IS AN SRS INTRNTZ 4LYFE!!!!!
(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:30,
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B would be better expandedto cover all events, rather than just the Olympics.
I like the idea bandwagon adverts, but wouldn't really want an Olympics week.
(I like the idea bandwagon adverts, but wouldn't really want an Olympics week.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:15,
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All events?You know, on a universal scale, most events are nowhere near as exciting as the 'lympics. Which is saying something, as the British 'lympics are going to be just that... limp.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:30,
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How about alternative uses for the Olympic torches after they have served their purpose?Cheese grater is the obvious one
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:27,
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I'm sorry, I must correct you. It's -FLAMING ARSE FUNNEL
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:41,
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I don't even own an flaming arse :(
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42,
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Then the Olympic Arse Funnel is not suitable for your purposes.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:47,
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The challenge at the moment appears to be trying to post an imageIt's not working and I can't be arsed starting Filezilla for a scribble
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:29,
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b3ta is fucked today Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:30,
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rob has put a polite apology on the front pageHe says it'll all be ok soon
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:32,
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The front page?I am expected to make an extra click and read something?!?!?
I hate my life
/emo
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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I hate my life
/emo
D could be brilliantsadly no one else thinks so
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:59,
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Well, I just voted for itStill doesn't look likely to win though
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:11,
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next time gadgetnext time
(
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:42,
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ONLINE JUSTICEONLINE JUSTICE ONLINE JUSTICE ONLINE JUSTICE ONLINE JUSTICE ONLINE JUSTICE
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:04,
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That's got quite a good rhythm to itOnline-motherfucking-justice-hey!
PS I voted for N. Korea
(PS I voted for N. Korea
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:07,
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1 and 4 look fairly OKbut what a rubbish vote.
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:55,
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Oh yes now there's a concept I can get behind
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:19,
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I'm back! And I bring an offering of kitty......
.....and Sequential Art
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:44,
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Needs more propellersHullo JJ
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:49,
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Word to the charity shop massive.Not worth its own thread and sorry for the 'jack Jack. I'm also really sorry for the shocking punnage. I'm just really f*cking sorry OK.
Heh. Hilary's pink pony oh my.
(Heh. Hilary's pink pony oh my.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:49,
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I WILL NOT POST ITI WILL NOT POST IT
I WILL NOT POST IT
I WILL NOT POST IT
I WILL NOT POST IT
(I WILL NOT POST IT
I WILL NOT POST IT
I WILL NOT POST IT
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:51,
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John Luke Placard?
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:52,
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No, the other one.But here's that one.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:52,
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you can't teach that (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:56,
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ahh sweet resolution (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:55,
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His repair shop?Oh you should definitely post that
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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oh hai chapeauhow goes your hoolios?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01,
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They're hooping okI considered buying a new chapeau yesterday, but it was £30 which seems a bit pricey. Then I bought some wellies instead.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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oh my, that's some sweet squshing (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:13,
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OH MAN I CAN FEEL MY RESOLUTION CRUMBLING mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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So you should be!*surpresses chortle*
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:51,
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Son...You need to go out and sit in the car and THINK ABOUT what you just did....
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:58,
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Go on......post it! POST IT! POST IT!!!
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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He expected OOIt's not surprising
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:19,
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It's only a hologram, see.He wanted a real one, but by 2244 all the world's anoraks and tupperware had been recycled to make miniskirts and big plastic flashing buttons for use in the NCC-1701.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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I soooo get the lunchbox referenceDidn't know Eisu made merchandise
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:54,
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I quite like the catthe "pink pony" thing disturbs me - in this universe are we talking about "real" ponies or pony/woman hybrid things?
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:57,
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the kitty isn't code for Moggy is it?she killed herself when you didn't post for a few days
either that or she tried to find the wedding you were at
(either that or she tried to find the wedding you were at
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:58,
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On her dA page she is still waiting for an official statement on JJ on his feelings towards helicopter cat"JJ don't say anything for the fact(helicopter)."
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01,
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Everything Moggy says is literally hilarousEspecially when "fuck off" is used as the opening sentence when don't even know what she's on about yet
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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Literally hilarous [sic]?As oppose to this metaphorical hilarity which everyone is always on about?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:34,
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I think if Jack did a picture referencing propeller cat she would actually bust a tit.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03,
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:Dplease JJ, draw Helicopter Cat
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Just slip it in to a charity box in SA or have Crab and Scorpion playing with it :D
(pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Just slip it in to a charity box in SA or have Crab and Scorpion playing with it :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:10,
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I KILL YOU IF YOU DREW IT.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:51,
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I do find this constant wishing death on everyone very endearing.Google Translate is shit, by the way. I just used it on the above sentence and it bollocksed it up completely.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:57,
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Moggy's starting to sound like me when I was 15.This is not a good thing.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:26,
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Oh please, JJ, you HAVE to do this.EDIT: Hoo, I've got an idea. *scribbles*
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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I need to see this^Do a pic, please.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:59,
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I like how constant bile and vitriol didn't phase her.But Propeller Cat was a mortal sin.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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Waste of good food?/casuar lacism rors
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03,
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Oh manI caught myself chuckling
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:21,
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Indeed.She complimented me on this. THIS.
But the cat helicopter? No way.
(But the cat helicopter? No way.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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He is about to join the ranks of the nunOnly the moggies can know this place from humanities.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:07,
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This is blasphemy to the animal.Is not condone.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:33,
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She's still around, lurkingand clicking Bourbon's arts
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:11,
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Moggy hasn't shown much of a presence on here as of late.I think the cat-copter was the last straw.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:20,
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She posted another leaving threadI got it in the museum. But she is still lurking. I can tell cos it shows up in my friend feed when she likes something.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:27,
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Yeah, she liked that HUMANISM thing I posted last night.She's probably reading /board right now.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:33,
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Well she's busy deleting my replies on dA so I've no doubt she is Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:35,
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\oBonjour à partir d'un mancunienne en essayant d'être français.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:46,
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我々は彼女のおしっこおしっこでおしっこおしっこしたいだらしない女を教えてください。
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:52,
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Vous êtes Gillian McKeith. Et je réclamer mes cinq euros. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:54,
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私のためにおしっこ。あなたのためのおしっこ。皆のためにおしっこ。
Edit: Also, reminds me of this, (2nd paragraph)
(Edit: Also, reminds me of this, (2nd paragraph)
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:56,
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Aw man.You do some good arts, but this means the japanese crazy won't be far off coming back.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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HURRAH!I'll get the cage ready.
:D
(:D
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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PRIME THE GOLDEN-BUMMED GODDESS TRAP Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03,
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Anything that keeps her away from a keyboard and an internet connection.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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Fucking hell it's 5 past Home. What the hell am I still doing at work?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:05,
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Hooray for charity shops and the treasures they (occasionally) hold!Moggy will be along shortly to break both your ankles. You shan't be leaving again.
( Fluffy elephants,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:14,
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i haven't been a dirty bird!! JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:47,
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Aw man it's like pallas's cats all over againAdorable as heck but ready to rip the sausages out of ya
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:20,
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I actually owned such a kitty, FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:00,
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Hello-hello.I just came a little.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:33,
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pffft Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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As you would do after looking at JJ's art
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:40,
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I'm deliberately not commenting on that.I have enough people after me for sexual harassment and indecency as it is.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42,
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What?She saw some of JJ's art, she decided to post on b3ta again, that's all I'm saying.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:44,
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Reply of the year, right here :D
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42,
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If enough people click it will it end up front paged?Hmm ...
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:43,
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popular page, yesfp, no
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:44,
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There's at least one mod here, they have the power to make it so
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:48,
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maria's curse isn't working! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:53,
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Only a little,JJ clearly isn't putting enough effort in
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42,
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That is what it means.It's not my fault you said it.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:50,
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He's trying to help you Moggy"Came" is a slang term for "had an orgasm". Please don't punch Mu, he is delicate.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:52,
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"came" = "came to here"Stupid wanky guys.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:56,
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"came" = "arrived" = "arrived at sexual climax"It's the english language.
You can't change it because you don't like it.
(You can't change it because you don't like it.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:58,
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Don't believe us? Type "Came on her face" into google images without safe search.ed: I don't need to tell you idiots that doing that is NSFW, do I?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:01,
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Or, to save you that horror (?)Look, at this dictionary entry,
edit: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/came scroll to the bottom
(edit: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/came scroll to the bottom
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:04,
archived)
My way works quicker and only requires the utter mininum of understanding of the english language.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:09,
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While true.. she'll just accuse you of more harrassment Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:13,
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I have skin like paper and bones like fine china :(
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:56,
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Star Trek doctor approves of monetary penalty in Asia
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:00,
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Meanwhile the vocalist from Skunk Anansie has a preference for hard copies of news journals
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:06,
archived)
It's a postmodernist deconstruction of your postMeanwhile, I must go and make fajitas. See yous later
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:26,
archived)
He just sexual harassment to me. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:03,
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Drunken Miss Muffet is a girl, with a vagina and everything. She agreed with me.I'm trying to make you understand why everyone is laughing at what you said.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:05,
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First result is very apt (actually SFW)(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:20,
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Careful, she'll destroy your helmet
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:25,
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Both of you at the same time?How romantic!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:03,
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this was steve jobbie's last idea Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:12,
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You seem to get toilets like that in all new buildings these days(not with the speakers and gizmos, but as from the source pic). That sloping ledge on the base is a bugger for gathering dirt and dust.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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and with those little push buttons on top to flushwhich don't seem to last anything like their handle shaped ancestors
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:44,
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Not here.Almost all cysterns in public places around here are electronic, they flush when you move away from them. Sometimes before.
Faucets, soap dispensers, and driers pretty much all work that way too.
Fine until there's a power cut.
I'm too tired to make a "motion-sensitive" joke right now. I'll leave
that to someone else.
(Faucets, soap dispensers, and driers pretty much all work that way too.
Fine until there's a power cut.
I'm too tired to make a "motion-sensitive" joke right now. I'll leave
that to someone else.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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yeah, but you still have to push/pull the fucking door open"faucets"
lol
(lol
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:52,
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Ah, many public places yes (excluding train stations)Never seen an automatic soap dispenser except on an advert. I couldn't help but wonder what the point was since you only ever touch it before washing your hands.
I was talking home use with these vs these.
(I was talking home use with these vs these.
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:57,
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Worst thing I find is the hole where the U-bend starts is too far forwardwhich means you're liable to get pooey smears down the back wall of the bowl. It's basically a toilet that needs cleaning twice as much as any other toilet.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:54,
archived)
There's them Forren ones......that have a little "pan" so the Forrens can sift through their jobbies before flushing. Now that's weird.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:58,
archived)
Aw hell nawPlease tell me they don't
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01,
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Man I have a story about that from when I lived in Amsterdambut you wouldn't even fucking believe it.
Plus QOTW has spoiled story-telling for everyone forever.
(Plus QOTW has spoiled story-telling for everyone forever.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:06,
archived)
Haha QOTW is a rather special place Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:16,
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I shat in one of those in amsterdamI had to stand up to release it
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01,
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The Dutch call that bit the mirror (spiegel)but they seem to be dying out now
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:19,
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ahahahahahai got very used to these. i always though the intention was to reduce splashback soaking foreign bums but i really like the idea of them all sifting through it
( boris the spider,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:04,
archived)
My attempts at an amusing reply were all terriblebut I did like the post
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:44,
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And where, perchance, may one purchase such a throne?I'd buy one tomorrow, except I'd need somewhere to rest the book I'm reading.
(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:11,
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Just send me £2500 cash, used notes.Will see if I can get one ordered in for you or something. Just the one was it? No en suite or owt?
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:15,
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I guess you haven't seen the first episode of the latest season of South Park.Butters has an ingenious way of solving that problem...!
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:58,
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This deserves a bit more attention... HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:59,
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look! a flying fuck! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:04,
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Mind if I..drop in..[FOR FUCK]
or
FOR YOUR FUCK ONLY
ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET FUCK
GOLDENFUCK
LICENSE TO FUCK
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:40,
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THE NAME'S FUCK, FREEBASE FUCKSHAKEN NOT FUCKED
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:55,
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Hahahahahaha!I hope they do this to Seb Coe if the crops fail they don't make the money they expect to
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:57,
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We're going to have to call this Betelmeyer guy
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:43,
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erm... sexy?
I can't see b3ta hosted pics at the mo, and I can't remember what this is that I've posted but the filename looked appropriate
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:41,
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Yeah, I'm getting teh ickle question marksNoonles BTW Waspie! :)
( Ninj,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:43,
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No, I can't see 'em eitherAlthough bizarrely, b3ta-hosted FPs still show up. Probably something to do with teh upload codez.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:45,
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They aren't showing heremaybe yours are cached?
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:48,
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Hmm, my FPs show up, other people's don'talso some b3ta hosted images show up in my profile, but most of my stuff doesn't in a search. Curiouser and curiouser...
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:00,
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I'm having a problem with b3ta hosting, too......I thought it was my work firewall again.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:12,
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Back when we thought that disco would live forever.
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:49,
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Kwikenderty
Woo frontpage, cheers!
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:07,
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Brilliant!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:08,
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bloody aliens! coming over here, invading our space! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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Hahahahahaha!
*I did this a while back and now regret including Danny Baker
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:16,
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Is that the woman whoused to present you've been framed? Whatever happened to her?
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:23,
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Lisa Rileyfuck knows, as long as she stays there and doesn't come back we'll be ok.
( new_matt,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:25,
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HahaOh god, get 'em away, get 'em away
And you made me worry I had a dead pixel, 'til it moved
(And you made me worry I had a dead pixel, 'til it moved
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:36,
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I'm sure others have made this joke as well...But I remembered this one in particular: www.explosm.net/comics/940/
(,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:50,
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Hahahahas there ever been a more slippery looking individual?
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:52,
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He looks like a European Del Boy. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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This time next year we'll all be... oh wait... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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Hahahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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pfft...I love the fact that for all the things he's done, he was brought down because he fucked the economy.
Over here, it's the complete opposite!
(Over here, it's the complete opposite!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:18,
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Over here, the economy fucks him?(Soviet Over Here, that is)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:37,
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Advertising to bulls aint easy....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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Oh hai Mr Potamus!I'm super dooper thanks. Why's it so quiet here at the moment?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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DunnoTis very sparse on the ground, we had teh Queen
here in Nottingham today, she said to say 'Hello'
:D
(here in Nottingham today, she said to say 'Hello'
:D
Ninj,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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She remembers me? Well that's a surprise; she was a bit 'worse for wear' last time we met.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:16,
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There should be some kind of moovement that goes around hatting bulls Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:39,
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Mr Fuck on the right seems to be unable to seal the dealstage fright?
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:22,
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It's the steroids.Say no to steroids!!!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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Poor Freebase; hung like a garden hose, but has little use of it. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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Long and thin with an adjustable nozzle.Maybe he's observing the hosepipe ban.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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Looks like Jonesy's got a bit of a damp squib there
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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hai cockalorum!
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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Good gracious!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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Where is everyone...?I've not been around these parts regularly for a while things seem a tad quiet.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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The threadrush days are gone.Frequent naps are the norm now.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:53,
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But why?We need answers damn it!
And fast.
(And fast.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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there was a bandwagon threadrush yesterdaybut yeah, this site is heading for the knackers yard
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*breathes*
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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^ Rouses Warwickshire to do"NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo.................. . . . . . "
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:07,
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Thought that was the VAG CREAMs making a come back for a minute there
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:05,
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oooooh, so zooming right in on a bitmap is how you make a vector!I always wondered :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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Crikey!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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sorry to post an unshopped pic here
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:06,
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Tell me again human!
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:13,
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hey, that poor guy has the face of a dog Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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Wiv da teefs!In other news - yes, it's bindun, but now it's really bindun:
star trek ring
(star trek ring
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:19,
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Well hello there....Ey up Ninj! Alreet?
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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sadly, this had nothing to do with sportballs though.The Poles were, naturally, a tad upset that the Ruskies decided to have a Russia day march through Krakow, the day the two teams were playing each other.
Tad short sighted on UEFA's part.
Bit like having England play Germany, in Berlin on VE-day
(Tad short sighted on UEFA's part.
Bit like having England play Germany, in Berlin on VE-day
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:20,
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The people that were fighting wanted to fight.Yes, it was Russia Day; yes, the Russians were in Poland
But neither of these things caused yesterday's troubles.
It was the fact that small groups, (within both sets of fans), love nothing better than a punch up - and they knew exactly where and when to get one.
I'm not dismissing the bad blood that exists between the two countries, but I think it's being used as an excuse for idiots that simply like to thump other idiots.
(But neither of these things caused yesterday's troubles.
It was the fact that small groups, (within both sets of fans), love nothing better than a punch up - and they knew exactly where and when to get one.
I'm not dismissing the bad blood that exists between the two countries, but I think it's being used as an excuse for idiots that simply like to thump other idiots.
Captain Howdy,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:38,
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Fair enoughand that's the exact same argument people should use when they talk about football hooligans.
Football doesn't make them thugs. they are just thugs
(Football doesn't make them thugs. they are just thugs
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:42,
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Exactly! And the same with wars.Most of us don't start those either.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:43,
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Well, I start them but nobody ever wants to join in mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:05,
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I personally don't think football is violent enoughI'd prefer it if the teams played with the severed head of an enemy tribe
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:03,
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some people arebecause they see people in football shirts beating each other up.
That shit happens every friday night.
(That shit happens every friday night.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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football is a sport, plain and simple...it's a popular one which attracts fans from all walks of life across the wide spectrum of society.
It's the same as blaming video games for the violent actions of the stupid, or mentally-unhinged.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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It's the same as blaming video games for the violent actions of the stupid, or mentally-unhinged.
I blame video games for everythingMissed my train this morning cos I was playing CoD til 4 in the morning.
Bastard video games.
(Bastard video games.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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You kids, and your music
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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but then you dont tend to get this sort of thing at a cricket match.Or rugby, or snooker, or the olympics.
Maybe darts.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:38,
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Maybe darts.
It is perhaps the organisers of the sport's fault for not being harsher on the punishments given to troublemakers.
Ultimately, I think that people often enjoy sport by feeling that they belong to a crowd, rather than for the sport itself, and herd mentality can be dangerous if not controlled.
Football has been allowed to get the reputation of being a thuggish sport, and so it is now going to attract those types.
(Ultimately, I think that people often enjoy sport by feeling that they belong to a crowd, rather than for the sport itself, and herd mentality can be dangerous if not controlled.
Football has been allowed to get the reputation of being a thuggish sport, and so it is now going to attract those types.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:03,
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I feel "tribalism" is a better term for this sort of thing than "herd mentality"."Herd mentality" covers the relentless churn of consumerist fashions ("OMG must buy teh new hawt thing 'cos everyone else is!!!111one") nicely; but "there's an arbitrary difference between us and them, let's bash the shit out of each other" distinctly reminds me of that scene from the start of 2001 where the apeman tribes... bash the shit out of each other over an arbitrary difference between them.
Your sentiment's spot on, anyhow.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:16,
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Your sentiment's spot on, anyhow.
so, it's not the sport...it's the organisers of said sport, i.e. it's governing body.
That I agree with.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:25,
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That I agree with.
to a certain extent.In what other sport do you see highly paid professional players remonstrating aggressively with a match official, cheating to gain competitive advantage or taunting opposing fans? Often without any penalty.
Football has an underlying culture of aggression which transfers easily to an impressionable (and usually boozed-up) audience.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:09,
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Football has an underlying culture of aggression which transfers easily to an impressionable (and usually boozed-up) audience.
yes, 22 men kicking a ball round a field is intrinsically harmless.what was your point again?
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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If the rules of the game encourage, or do not regulate against loutish behaviour then i dont think it's ridiculous at all
also... I'd like to know what percentage of these hooligans were actually AT the game...I'd wager than the WEREN'Ts outweigh the WEREs
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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football has a referee, boxing has a referee, it's obviously a fight innit? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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blaming "football" for the idiotic actions of the few knuckle-dragging fansis like blaming freedom of speech for peaceful protests turning into violent clashes
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:42,
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I love football and I love senseless violence, but which is better...? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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it's interesting that football clubs in this country generally pick up the bill for the extra policing required on match days. If hoolganism wasnt attributable to football, do you think they would be prepared to do this?
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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it's not attributed to football...it's, again, attributed to the stupid actions of the minority.
This isn't that complicated.
Again, blaming football for the violence of those who participate or spectate is like blaming
violent video games for the failings of those who play them for not realising that it's not real - or blaming rap music for an increase in gang violence.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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This isn't that complicated.
Again, blaming football for the violence of those who participate or spectate is like blaming
violent video games for the failings of those who play them for not realising that it's not real - or blaming rap music for an increase in gang violence.
A stupid, violent minority that does not exist in the audience of most other sports?What is it about football that attracts this sort of supporter?
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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it's popularity, especially with those from disadvantaged backgroundsprobably the fact that two people can play at least some form of football; whether it be pass-and-shoot, heads-and-volleys, two-touch, etc... whereas most other sports rely on a full team structure...
another aspect, at least at my school, is that football is used as a way to placate unruly students in a case of "just give them football and shut them up", without tackling (lol) and underlying issue.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:21,
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another aspect, at least at my school, is that football is used as a way to placate unruly students in a case of "just give them football and shut them up", without tackling (lol) and underlying issue.
not at all, just trying to get to the bottom of your reasoning.
it's simple... humans are the masters of their own destiny...I watch football, porn, violent movies etc and play violent video games and can watch football without wanting to attack others.
so one can't blame a sport for the actions choose to take.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:20,
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so one can't blame a sport for the actions choose to take.
Yes, and Wayne Rooney on the left. edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:22,
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That motherfucker's full of shit. He's shaking me down Carmela! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:23,
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Another thing...aren't 3/4 length jeans a little, well... y'know, queer?!
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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Are you suggesting......that people who enjoy watching 22 athletic men running round a field in shorts are somehow, well, different?
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:50,
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They're not after the shorts, or the athleticism. It's the group bathing afterwards that's the attraction...
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:45,
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I love the way they say that they won't watch women's football because men's football is "better"
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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real dykes don't look like porn dykes Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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EFUFAR?I don't get it.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:47,
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Strike him with your glove, Dimitri! *chortle* Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:10,
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I used to have a pair of those SambasAwesome five-a-side shoes :)
( Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:11,
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Fuck his fucking shit right up. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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never let a game get in the way of a good fight, that's what I always say! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:42,
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Ideas for a better camping life
Love, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre©
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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shit shovelshivel
shitty shove
turd spade
spurd
pooh stick
dig and dump
(shitty shove
turd spade
spurd
pooh stick
dig and dump
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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"digs latrines faster than shit off a shovel" HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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with branding like this I can't see how it won't be this years big seller HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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I need a logo and some scantily-clad sales girls on flip flops mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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Nightsoil 3000Or stick an Apple logo on it for an iShit.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:00,
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SpadrollFrom the makers of TowelFork, FuckTrowel and Enema Scissors.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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I had to dig my shit out once Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:37,
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You know I'm going to cut my finger now mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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Hahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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something I made for TOAPy days
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:30,
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Yes, this has right cheered up my morning
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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HahaThor's feet are the devil in this detail. Made me do LOLage.
( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:04,
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That's rather ace!Reminds me of those characters advertising healthy, active lifestyles
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:25,
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Happy Candles and that
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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Happy Candle Age
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:00,
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Woo! Adding my birthday wishes to you too, sir!
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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Brilliant.Where the BLOODY HELL have you been?
(
- D - SharkTrousers,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:08,
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Been drawing comics for kids!Not really twisted enough material for the B3ta crowd. ;-)
(
bruised_blood has no bruises,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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hahaha you can feel their misery
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:19,
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Disgusting, yet extremely well executedand that is why B3ta is such a moral conundrum.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:23,
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Oh this is just perfect, LOLI can feel the pressure from here!
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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boiling hot shit pissing from my ass! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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WOO!this is excellent, well done, i approve of this kind of thing.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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hahahlove it!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:37,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Hack Springwatch"){kind=small}
dirty cow..brings a whole new visual to the words breast feeding
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 0:29,
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she looks a right tit hahahahahahahahaha Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 0:33,
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That's actually pretty disturbing.Not as disturbing as the unshopped version obviously. But still.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 0:59,
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Here, here!At age 54, this is more a cry for attention than anything else.
McDonna, over 50 million served.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 2:22,
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McDonna, over 50 million served.
to be fair, her whole career has been a cry for attentionShe'll still be getting them out at 74 if it sells a few more copies of the immaculate collection
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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Worst of all is...I had to zoom in on it to do the editing, not a pleasurable experience..
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 3:11,
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I did enjoy the factthat the Daily Fail's campaign against online porn doesn't stretch to the 50+ market
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:18,
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Popping 'em out like a drunken aunt at an engagement party.Nice first post. Welcome to b3ta.
EDIT: B3ta-hosted images in redex shocker!
(EDIT: B3ta-hosted images in redex shocker!
Captain Howdy,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:46,
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Christ, she looks like she could throw a decent punch.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:05,
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Agh - reminds me of the fake 'lotus breast image' which gave me the utter fearFUCK - its my b3taday! I think i missed my last 2!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:10,
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Would not. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:14,
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Good god, she's looking ropey these days.The "Muscle Granny" look is somewhat horrific. Madge getting her saggy little norks out, more so.
( Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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i was expecting this...**not really!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 0:29,
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE THAT CHEQUE MISTER BOND
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 0:32,
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Wrong and sorry etc.
Edit: Realised I could be arsed to do it better.
sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:06,
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Mr Broken BatwingThere seem to have been more images in this bandwagon in a single day than in that shitty bird compo in a whole week. It's all been going on!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:56,
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^This.This week's compo has been utter shite, but I've enjoyed today's bandwagon a lot.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 0:01,
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'tis a good bandwagoni think it may actually be the first one that has convinced me to actually draw something (as shite as it is)
( sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 0:21,
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it's an old bandwagon tho, been done beforesexface even got a front page with a mr.mccann image, but the hargreaves family complained to rob and it got removed, i'm surprised the others got fp today, they might have to be removed
( mongychops,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 0:05,
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So what I'm taking from this mongyis that the McCanns were ok with it?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 1:00,
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i think so, it is the hargreaves family that uses the law angle, from what i recall they hate mr.men shit getting parrody
(
mongychops,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 1:05,
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Humanism-enriched version of the fox soldier you've all seen.
I dunno man... I think a human version works out a lot better.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:59,
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Yeah you're right, looks just like him. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:04,
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i like that despite his lethality, he's still a bit limp-wristed
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:17,
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I was going to mention his gay beadle handbut then I decided that he was a girl and resumed watching full metal jacket
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:20,
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She's taking a magazine out of the pocket. And she's a she. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:25,
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what is it, Cosmopolitan?
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:31,
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Agh - mindpissMy magazines are better though.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:32,
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maybeCosmo is mostly adverts
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:35,
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The sort of magazineswhere people are in their birthday suits?
( RedHouse over yonder,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 3:57,
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Is it Womens own? People's friend?Bloody wimmins - always reading the latest 'sleb goss'
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:32,
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oh, sorryi didn't notice until looking back at your page now, that your fox had large breasts
(,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:32,
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Yay, humans, etcWhat are the big round bits, goggles, gas mask, or a futuristic bra that's ridden up and flopped out?
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:42,
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It's a gas mask of sorts, that attaches to the big hefty helmet seen in other pictures.The curved button bits at the back make it airtight.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:49,
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Oh I think I see.. coolThey were far too big for goggles having tried them.
I was going to say they made her look like Gordon Freeman before realising I'd added a beard for fun, sorry about that
(I was going to say they made her look like Gordon Freeman before realising I'd added a beard for fun, sorry about that
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:55,
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Arts!She's all pretty and stuff. Very nicely done!
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:46,
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Eyes need to be slightly largerotherwise very good!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:49,
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You think so?I dunno... I think there's a very thin line between normal eyes and massive anime eyes.
See your point though.
(See your point though.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 0:00,
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I'm not talking about anything like massive anime eyesJust a very small increase in the size of the eyes. It will make all the difference, trust me.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:59,
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I might see if I can do anything to it later on today.Just busy staving off the cold to end all colds ><
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:09,
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Morten Harket in the re-make of take on me.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 6:48,
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Good job, Fox!
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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Needs bigger boobs! (looks kind of boyish)...just sayin'. (Looking good though)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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Mm, on reflection, the tits are quite small, and hidden too, with the pockets and all.I mean, I've got guys up there saying it looks like Justin Bieber. This is worrying. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:36,
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It's the microphone. She got no hips. She's a skinny tomboy. Give her an hourglass figure and the guys will go crazy for her.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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I see... *takes notes*I guess I tried to make it too subtle, not massively overdone... but, yeah, turned out looking like a fella in some respects.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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Am I too late for the band wagon?
First image post, yay me....poor attempt I know,
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:58,
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Gah, sorry for posting right on top of you ><Lovely first effort! :)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:01,
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That's quite alright, nice imageI like your work, I'm all for wildlife in breathing apparatus...kinda sums up the future of mankind
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:10,
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Cheers :)Admittedly, I'm trying to get no message across; just thought that gas masks look cool on animals.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:53,
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:) welcome, etc. Please accept this small token:
Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:08,
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Wow Praise from Caesar....I also accept cash
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:15,
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Nope :)Have a woo for a first effort:
Many more please
(Many more please
Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:09,
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OH. MY. LORD.Lion hugs! Lion kisses! Woo Yay indeed. WANT. NOW. OH VERY YES.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:44,
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Hello'tis a good pic, well done
In other news I've just emptied half a bag of frozen veg on the floor :/
(In other news I've just emptied half a bag of frozen veg on the floor :/
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:14,
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Pfft pessimism...think of it as you didn't spill half a bag of frozen veg on the floor
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:17,
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Hah you make a good pointAlthough the half in the bag didn't involve handfuls of sog
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:36,
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Well maybe that'll teach you to buy fresh in future
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:51,
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Hah I'm sure SCIENCE has suggested that frozen stuff is better thanstuff that's been sitting around for a few days.
All that locked in planty goodness leaking out of exploded cell walls..
(All that locked in planty goodness leaking out of exploded cell walls..
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 2:01,
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link broke :(everyone is praising and i can't see! i feel left out.
i'm crying now. REAL TEARS OF LONLINESS. YOUR FAULT!
EDIT: ignore me, loads don't work. i don't blame you anymore. you have got off lightly though! my heart can't take this emotional turmoil
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:26,
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i'm crying now. REAL TEARS OF LONLINESS. YOUR FAULT!
EDIT: ignore me, loads don't work. i don't blame you anymore. you have got off lightly though! my heart can't take this emotional turmoil
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