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# my son drew this today. He had never heard of the is it real? pic

of course, he's left out the bridge :(
(and there are too many sharks, too many helicopters, and too many soldiers, but he's fond of exaggeration)

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# "my son".... sure... it was you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# i wish i could draw this well!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Hello new person, please read the FAQ
Isn't /board for things you've made?
You want /links for other people's stuff.

O___o
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)
# haha, sign him up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# needs more cdc
teach him proper
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# this is true to life man
in all it's brutality.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# i think it's the osama bin laden raid
not sure what the brits are doing there though
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Okay:
1 - You wouldn't get that many people all being picked up at once by one helicopter.
2 - The sharks are implausibly close together.
3 - What the fuck is that red shit at the end of the propeller blades?

Overall, I give this a D+
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# hehe
1. they are all fighting the sharks
2. he's 6, so perspective is lacking
3. i think it's a forcefield
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
#
1 - fair enough
2 - I know, I was just being a rotter - I feel sorry now.
3 - also fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Ah, the lumpy red forcefield.
That was supposed to be a secret.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 4:19, archived)
# I think:
1 - It's a superhelicopter
2 - They are friends
3 - Blud
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Yay!
That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# yes, i think he was surprised just how pleased i was with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Too real!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Those helicopters look great
obviously not as helicopters, but they are interestingly spiky
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# The
last stick man seems to be boffing Godzilla on the head with a cock there, think you need to have a word....;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:19, archived)
# haha - fantastic
that image must be some kind of deep-rooted archetype, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:33, archived)
# you can NEVER have too many sharx
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:38, archived)
# My grandson was in the room when I viewed this!
How will I ever explain it's majesty to him?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# *wanders in*
*sits for a moment*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# well, g'night
*brushes self off*
*exits*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:45, archived)
# 'lo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# *throws rotten egg*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# *makes omlette*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# haha the jokes on you it's a euphemism for a fart lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
#
brushes (obvious gag)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# C
YA
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Up the gary and no babies
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# not sure I'd trust either of
them to babysit...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# True story
trufacts TM
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# ROW THAT SHIT
ROW THAT SHIT GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Put your back into it Freebase!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# flan has taken over
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# howls :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# love it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Is this some form of entirely rhythmic bush trimming?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] # 2 like father like son
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I bet he's a QOTWer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# his dad was obv kim jong il equipped to comment on it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# "I rike hoowses too."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Haha awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# hahhaha
fucking tremendous
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# it is indeed...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] WHY DO DISHWASHER TABLETS LOOK SO TASTY?!!!

Hnn nnnn! Eggs Jam! Hnrrrygnnnhhh!
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# this is how it happened
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Psychospackgnops

BONUS LEVEL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:34, archived)
# eye rape alert
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
#

www.b3ta.com/board/10788541Thank you Drunken Miss Muffet!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# all seems in order here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Different day...same shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# aint that the truth, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Meanwhile, in my bathroom....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# That reminds me that I need to get more Blood of Virgins Bubble Bath
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Everything is better with Blood of Virgins Bubble Bath.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Sexbot's been suckin on the soap again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Blowing bubbles.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:49, archived)
# These are always excellent
yet I can never quite find words for them
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:37, archived)
# ^this
Words other than 'arousing', obviously
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# 'disgusting' comes to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Well, obviously those two
They're a given
I'm just glad I don't have a bathroom where even the bubbles match the walls
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:51, archived)
# You can tell it's a 'girl's bathroom'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# ahahahhaha is that a robot nun?!
and kitler is licking his arse.
You changed my life
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Sexbot 3000
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# i was so distracted by all the intricate details of the picture
that i failed to notice kitler is *not* licking his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10777692
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
# divine
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# love the kitty hitler
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Kitler! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Stimulating as ever.
These are always great, and my comments are always dull. Clix.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# "I'm telling you, Hitler, we need a second bathroom, mornings are hellish!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# *knocks*
are you going to be much longer in there?

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Typically fabulous.
Thanks, Atomic.
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Fuck down to HellSpace
Right on with the brief!

It might be the Thatcher's Katy talking...but I need a Maria so badly!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 Jun 2012, 1:17, archived)
# haha christ
wears the soap
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Yes, it does, doesn't it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Wowsers!
I'm honoured to be the cause of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:56, archived)
# o/ *kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Absolute and utter WIN
Cat Hitler is hilarious!

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Thanks all!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Well it's kickball or the Dr who with Van Gogh



I chose Mr Potatohead smith as Dr Who
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# This is superb
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Dr Woo :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# van gogh was a ginger jock
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
#
van gogh was a ginger jock,
Who never owned a clock......

Your go.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# That's rather good
I remember that episode. ..there's a pointless fact for you
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
# It's not cubism, but I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Oh no...did the Tie Fighter crash?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Wibbly wobbly timey-wimey thing!
Fits van Gogh perfectly!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# IDS says fuck the press
(Yog Sogoth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Yup, seems about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# it seems he's really mellowed with age
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Only a tad right of Himmler.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# it'll be forced organ harvesting next
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Occupy Price Tag - A politicised cover version of Jessie J's Smash shit
Hello there!

I'm new here and I realise that posting something straight after signing up on here is tantamount to cardinal sin, but I'm hoping that the anti-establishment message of the post will protect me from the worst of the abuse!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_rLob8tW6c&feature=relmfu

Any how I thought you guys might like this, and I hope you do!

Olly the Octopus

ps. Animation by the incredible Happy Toast! I've seen him on here I think...
(ollytheoctopus, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# LOL! you'll fit in perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# -----> /links
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# /rechts
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# all kinds of wankjazz be goin' on up in this here jiggafook
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# nice one olly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Lolly LOLZ
No cigar for you
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# how dare you sign up to a message board for things people have made and post something you've made!
it's very good, not my cup of tea but it's very well done :)

edit - if you post it on www.b3ta.com/links you'll have a chance of it appearing on the front page too
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Hey bubblebugger. You're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# This is quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Great stuff and a kitten! Show it on /Links too.
Newsletter for you I shouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# what all these lovely people above are trying to say is:
'thanks for posting, but next time put it on the links board' - this board is normally for images/animations only :)

but hey, cool video!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I'm not trying to say any of those things.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
# you didn't post above
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Don't oppress me with your implacable logic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Sorry man, that's more than my job's worth
I'd like to be flexible but, you know, if I let it go this time, what happens next time? They'll just expect me to let it go again. And in no time it'll be chaos! Anarchy! You understand, right? Thought so, you're a smart lad.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# "Come and see the violence inherent in the system."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
# aww, i was just trying to be nice
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I'm a bit confused.
I'm guessing Happy Toast must know his animation is being used for this?
If so I'm not sure why he isn't at least helping you out with posting it in the appropriate place. He's moderator here after all, so he does know the score.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# i must admit i was wondering the same myself
shit just got real, this is quite a twist in the whole olly saga
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# It's quite the conundrum
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
# let's hope common sense wins
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
# it sounded profound in my head
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# only thing to be confused about is why you think I'm actually on here 24 hours a day ;)
I also had no idea he was going to sign up to b3ta to post it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# jesus, you mean you're *not*?
WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:35, archived)
# is anti-establishment.
is named oliver.
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:25, archived)
# you'll get eaten
links board

for links

LINKSLSKLSkl

you'll get eaten in the face by face eaters

if you've lurked long enough you'll know this

and as far as "issue ladenness" goes round here, I don't think anyone cares, unless it's kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Hi Olly
as the polite individuals are trying to tell you, b3ta has 3 boards, main (for images and animated gifs), talk (for just words) and links (for things on YouTube and Vimeo and stuff).
You should have posted that there where you'd have got a far better reception.
But don't delete what you've posted here, as weirdly that makes people far more annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# to be honest given it's over an hour since jj posted
i don't see why anyone would get irritated by him posting this here anyway
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:36, archived)
# I know someone who'll be irratated
on the basis they couldn't comment on jj's post :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# yeah but she's fucking insane
that or one of the finest-honed trolls online today
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# we should make a song about it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I don't think it's that weird people get annoyed when threads get deleted.
Even if people object to the original post, that doesn't apply to all the replies in the thread itself, which burn with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# it's the internet, it means nothing, easy come easy go
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# It also means people aren't afraid to whinge if things annoy them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# but they complain like it's the end of the world
or that what they had written was the 10 commandments
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# We are the geeks;
Our every word is sacred;
Even the bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:13, archived)
# 10 commandments = load of bollocks that nobody really pays any attention to
yep, they're probably right
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# and after the aliens watched moses walk back down the mountain
they just pissed themselves laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# THOU SHALT NOT DELETE THINE THREADS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Hi Olly
as the polite individuals are trying to tell you, b3ta has 3 boards, main (for copies of fuck and badly animated epilepsy), talk (for just sex offenders) and links (for things on YouTube and cat abuse).
You should have posted that on /talk where you'd have got a far better reception. They love this kind of thing.
But don't delete what you've posted here, as weirdly that makes these freakishly anal retentive chimpfuckers far more annoyed.

:D
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# oooops
OK, I'm going to post it on Links, although now that makes me a re-poster right? Oh dear

Happy Toasty- A moderator! Happy days... small planet, or internet

Excellent job on the animated bits- I was bowled over when I saw it... beautifully done, and captured my likeness perfectly ;)

(ollytheoctopus, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# End of day doodle.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# HER ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Oh god all time her ass
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# ALL TIME
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# i accept crocodile submarine
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Tanned bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# good arse
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# why's the footie stopped? was someone hit by lightning?
if anyone knows, JJ will know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# I dunno if anyone was hit...
I think it might be back on now, not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# it's just a precaution, but I doubt it will restart
the pitch is nearly waterlogged already
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# doesn't normally stop them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# The football stopped because the world realised it was a pointless waste of time.
Everyone's gone home to find cures to diseases/construct perpetual motion machines/solve world hunger/have sex.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# ^this
please ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# hahahaaha
says the man who spent the last however long drawing an elf on the back of a crocodile with her arse in the air ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# It's my contribution to world peace.
.........and I'll be able to use it to earn a little coin later down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:48, archived)
# unlike the footballs, in which one never earns anything!
oh.. n/m.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# fp this please mods k thx by
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Sorry, FOOTBALLERS??? finding cures? making machines? solving hunger?
Surely the reason they're footballers is because they're incapable of anything other than kicking an inflated leather bag or having (possibly inappropriate) sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# no, it's because they are lucky enough to get paid megabucks for playing a game
who needs brains when you have balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
#
"A bunch of vain, illiterate, millionaire borderline rapists, whose job it is to shepherd a bit of leather into a badly-made outdoor cupboard"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# also
that's possibly the most impressive ass you've ever drawn, could only be improved by removing the stupid ears ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# The ears stay.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I have hired a crack team of photoshop experts to solve the problem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Can you please send the cheque to the usual address?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
# is it still
Michael Ellis
CEO Adobe
Overpriced Image Manipulation St
Ripoff
USA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Perfect.
c/o Vimod please - he looks after the financials now
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Tutorial please!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# I can't divulge such colour matching algorithms and learned practices
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# is it just me, or does she appear to have triple cheek and therefore "dual hole"
or is it just a perspective thing

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Hooo, let's Total Recall this shit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJ-XnqDdbM
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# yes
quite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Whoa side-saddle!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 Jun 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Crackin'!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# ^
You know there's a way to mangle your ears to permanently look like elf ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
# By getting your head caught in a mechanical rice picker?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6uH2-44XWs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Haha!


Right here, actually.
www.instructables.com/id/Body-Mod-Elf-Ears/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:38, archived)
# A friend of mine wanted it done,
but was told it would likely split open again after a few years and she'd either have to have it redone or be left with torn ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:50, archived)
# It does look rather cute, but yeah, a whole minefield of problems.
And plus, being a guy, I'd never suit them XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# the whacky chicks, would dig it, man.
and the whacky guys too.

As for the whacky furries.. I ... have no idea, man.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Yeah, I can see why someone would have them.
I figure few places would employ someone with elf ears though, which is a bit of a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# As body modifications go, it's one of the more tame ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# "Genital bisection"?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# "Banana lips"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Nah, you just say it's natural. I knew a kid who had one pointy ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# There was something I saw that I'd consider.
You can get high strength - rare earth magnets implanted near your finger tip, which is supposed to vibrate around magnetic/electrical fields basically giving you an extra, rudimentary sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# I wouldn't want skin next to them
they find something particularly attractive it really hurts and then skin splits
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# an extra rudimentary sense of cancer?
or ripped up skin in the event of an actual magnetic field?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# They're coated in silicone, and they don't rip your skin.
At least from what I've read in blogs by people who have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I have one
in my penis. I can sense clit rings from 30 paces
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Hahahah
It's more electric fields, than magnetic, so you're probably detecting vibrators.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# That makes more sense
I just had two magnets, uncoated and had a 42N strength rating. I bled quite a lot.
It sounds sorta nice to have tingling fingers really,
You know, unless it's the onset of a heart attack.
I suppose whiskers are next, Jo' Lumley liked em
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Hooo, that's rather good, that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Nice crocodile
and elf
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Nice (arse)
And an interesting use for crocodile dorsal ridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Lovely stuff,
The croc does look like he's just about to roll over and swallow her whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:28, archived)
# it's certainly the part I'd go for first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# It'd be pretty easy to screw in the post-gobble hook attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# He's gonna deathroll the FUCK out of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Don't you mean "fuckroll"?
Because death applied to sex would be known as "the little death" that is only applied to midgets. And she looks taller than Tom Cruise.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# thunder thighs
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Ted Nugent Woos!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# That's beautifully done.
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Makes sense in a way.
She chases them out of the forest to the water's edge. AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:52, archived)
# WOULD.
And then I'd have a go on her afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# YES
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# wooohoooo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:34, archived)
# late this week
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue533/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# the solar panel sponsored link is busted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# back panel slide
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# mf
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# thanks ron
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Danke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't worry, I nearly didn't get it myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I'm kind of hitting my RIS limit here
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Me too. That motorway dosn't even run through Wales
only kidding, I get it really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Yeah mun
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# TMTM?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# TINJA MURTLES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# M.. un.. tailback..
Emmental is making a come back! Cheese wars.
Oh hang on, I actually get it now heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# While we are on a roads theme
Olympic Lanes!

www.cafepress.co.uk/twentytwelvefun for other Olympic stuff by me.

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# time to think about leasing/private charter light aircraft time :)
ah christ, I just thought, it's going to be unlicensed taxi apocalypse when it's all running
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# They'll be just as stuck as everyone else.
Boris bikes are the only answer.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Why aye mun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Oops, soz Toastie!
I push this corker down with my shite! :(
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# love it!
Alexei to go with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Heavyyyyy...
Before I got to uni, I imagined it'd be like the Young Ones. I wasn't too far off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I know family of four brothers
They so easily fit into the roles of the Young Ones :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
# If anything, I'm mostly like (p)Rick
and I'm still undecided on whether that's a good thing or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# I used to be like Neil as a young lad, even had a greatcoat on purpose to complete the look :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I'd like to think I'm more like Alexei Sayle's character
But I'm probably closer to the racist policeman with the sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Had a weekend's training with the SAS? ;D
I've been told not only do I act like Rick, I look like him too.
Again, not sure if this is a good thing or not. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Makes me feel old to think that was 30 years ago!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Yay!

Also, there's a man here walking his dog every morning, and he very much reminds me of one of your stumpy-legged characters. He certainly walks like he does have only have stumpy legs, with his giant belly swinging dangerously left and right. I don't think he has any knees to speak of.

He also keeps his eyes half closed and looks at the world with his head tilted far backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# I make sure I sketch him just as soon as this paddle boat gets me to your shores
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Haha, forgot about that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Are you sure it isn't a bird?
Perhaps a pigeon?
Use this handy reference to compare.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:07, archived)
# It's a big old fuckoff dude, with tiny dog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:37, archived)
# vegetable rights and peace!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Haha, I slipped in your peace there!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Haha, peace and vegtable rights...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Do you dig graves?
Yeah, yeah, they're all right.

EDIT: Never did get this beyond preliminary sketching..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Dave Hedgehog needs to be about half that size.
Wonderful :D
I love Neil's expression, somehow it looks like his head is weaving about
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# That's good
And I know what it refers to! Which is always a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Yay!
My favorite show of all time. And a past life.

I wish I could art like that.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# I WANT THIS!
Do I have to wait for next year's B3ta auction?

Oops, manners. I suppose my reaction did imply that I think this is "JUST BRILLIANT" (said in Rick's accent).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# I'm more than happy to sell my artwork
I could certainly do with help paying the bills.
But otherwise yes, remind me next year when the auction kicks off and I'll put the line art and colour print up for grabs :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:37, archived)
# yes . . . yes
bury him! but . . . it's not a hippy it's . . . just a garden gnome that I accidentally cracked . . .

Braw!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Flipping heck!
Formative British humour at its finest. I would race home from Uni to watch D-Generation and The Young Ones every Tuesday night, slam a VHS tape into the player WHICH HAD A CABLE attaching it to the remote (what a misnomer if ever there was one) and tape every episode. Still have 'em and know them almost work perfect. Tragic, really.

But I digress. I love this

click
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Friday, and it's bleak outside. I wanna draw something hot.

I have a tropical elf-girl character. What kind of sun/surf/sand adventure should I render her partaking in?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# septic tank emptying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I presume before that she was a "Drow Sandwich"
My best attempt at that. Seriously.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# You and I have the same taste in thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Sturdy.
Powerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# furry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Hey, whoa! No way, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Furry and Howdy sitting in a tree
Y-I-F-F-I-N-G
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# CONCLUSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Stately.
b3ta.com/board/10665112
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Yiffy?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# dripping in fudge leak?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# hence the "huge plunger"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I'd like to see a jedi knock her over.
that'd be well LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# oh man, may the LOL be with you!!!
                            .==.
                           ()''()-.
                .---.       ;--; / ---- tell obi wan to knock 
              .'_:___". _..'.  __'.     some shit over R2!!! 
beep boop --- |__ --==|'-''' \'...;
LOL!!!        [  ]  :[|       |---\
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              / / ____|     :       '._
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(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:49, archived)
# War of the Treks!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Tropical Elf Girl
Sand surfing the dunes atop two Sand Rhinos armed
with a Predator-style mini-gun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Surfing
On a great white
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# a great white what?
HAHAHAH

HAHAHA


hAHAHAA

That's not funny.

:(


hHAHAHaahahAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Sexy sandcastle dungeon
Or surfing on helicopter cat
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Surfing a big wave, on an electro-stiffened crocodile
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# ^ or that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Undisputed hide and seek champion keeps crown for 15th year running.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:34, archived)
# 15?
In the Gobero Area of the Sahara Desert in Niger, a 6,000 year old "Tenerian" skeleton was found with his middle finger in his mouth for reasons that are unknown. The average daily high temperature in this part of the Sahara Desert was 120F degrees (49C), a far cry from the Green Sahara 4-9,000 years ago.
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# he was trying to throw up the poison that the robbers fed him, but he failed and they went on to lead a life of infamy
(also it was just a random number I typed, dear god man, a number! A NUMBER! What if someone's grandson had seen it? What then!)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Draw someone who doesn't always agree with you trying to persuade an insane Japanese person that posting links to your sister's facebook page is probably not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# That person has been escorted off the premises...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Nope
I'm still here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Yes I missunderstood what you wrote :-)
I meant Moggy has gone, I'v not been here and just been spazzing back to try and work it all out, it always seems like far more happens when I miss it all ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# good luck making sense out of that
damaged goods doesn't quite cover it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I was a bit bemused before I worked it out ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Unless b3ta blocks the entire Japanese IP range, she'll be back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Waits untill next Tuesday!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Cirencester
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I can confirm she/he is from Tokyo
from her IP address
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Fucking hell :(
When did THAT happen?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Just another flounce
it'll be back again, it's not exactly the first time...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I don't remember an account deletion happening before, though ..?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# she's been "naughty stepped" before though
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Posting personal details is a bannable offence, is it not?

Even if they're your own ...
G***** in are hartz :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# according to happytoast she is only temporarily b&
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# user not found = account deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# That's what I saw
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# As a new member or will they reactivate her old account?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# As a beautiful butterfly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Haha....
Sings In A Gadda Da Vida..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Oh right, this is something new then
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# *breaks into song*
"Just another flouncing friiiday"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Dunno!
Sometime in the last 12 hours, I'v not been here so I'v just been trying to work out what's been happening...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Your criteria are restrictive, but I'll give it a crack...
Clearly sun, surf and sand are to be found in Australia, so once again we find Mrs Mangle to be involved. She's sunbathing naked on the beach and is oiling her foot long wrinkled fleshtube tits with engine oil. Alf squats next to her, also naked, trying to rub some life into his cock and groaning under his breath, "galah, galah, galaaaaaah."

Your tropical elf-girl character is nearby felching Paul Robinson's spunk from Toady's fat arse and shoving dogfish egg cases up her mermaid's purse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# ...........it's now just as bleak in here as it is out there.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# You've got no soul!
This is beautiful man, beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I do believe you've just cracked the "Australian soap cycle"
which dictates soaps must always have the same 3 recurring storylines with rearranged characters:
1)Something involving an insane character on a vendetta for some long winded reason that strecthes out across more episodes than a fight in Dragon Ball Z
2)Affairs. Because boning someone else is quite trendy
3)Wooden acting.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Bingo!
Holywood Melbourne here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Her harvesting coconuts.
Topless of course...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Topless coconuts?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# How else could you suckle on their sweet milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Well, there's straws
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# draw a baked potato, just out the oven
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# A dead helicopter
That has been posthumously made into a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Using a Corby trouser press to try and iron the creases out of a flattened jew
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Some yiffy bikini-clad type marching into Syria, trying to talk some sense into Assad, lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# No wai! That boy's crayzee!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I can't wait to see it, whatever it may be
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Do her on a beach
in her old age, discovering the effects of gravity.
Also, mediocre's crocodile sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# A night out in Newcastle
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# glad to see you're back to reposting
glad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Blackpool. In April.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# have her chasing after an artist and being increasingly insane and oblivious to the ever increasingly tortured reality around her.
oh... wait... already had that.

I got it!

Beachside monster racing! while partly dressed!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# i would very much like to see her
getting increasingly frustrated at a minotaur who is failing to get the bottle of domestos out of the very back of the cupboard under the sink, because he has short arms and his horns keep getting caught on the soil pipe.

and he's also got some brasso on his cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] koreabbey road
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Ha
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Bang bang Marx's silver hammer came down upon your head :-)
I'm off out for Korean meal sometime soon, I have no idea at all what to expect....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Most likely an indoor barbeque
They're ace - you get your own personal hot coals at your table and a selection of meat to chuck on top.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Yes that's what my mate said, that's why he chose it.....
I just have no idea what the palet will be like, Chinese and Thai food being so different to each other, I'm presuming Korean will be just as different, I'v deliberately not looked online to see what sort of food so it will be a complete surprise :-) really looking forward to it
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Tasty stuff.
It's like a cross between Chinese and Japanese cuisine.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Sounds good, I'm just looking forward to trying something different,
He says it's very authentic, which will be nice as usually we go to one of those scoff as much as you want chinese buffets, which are nice but not really that chinese :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:16, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# My arse is twitching like a rabbit's nose Robin...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# this amuses discomeats
*Cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# *Sniggle*
(Giggle+Snigger)

Is one mini Naan MAHOOSIVE, though?

*Goes click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Come and get your
dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Haha
Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Haha,
Who else actually sang this to see if it fitted!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
I was bloody sat here making sure it scanned!
Must've look a right 'window licker'!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Haha, out with the tissiues to dry them off! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26, archived)
# PHALLEY QUINN
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# God bless Bruce Timm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# MANBAT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
dropped bowels dropped vowels?
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Not bloody likely
I'm inconsonant
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# That word
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Fruckyoo yoocunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Good god that is fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# haha
That's what too much Botox does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Ooh this is good
I didn't realise it was animated
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Arf, nicely done....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# FP this retrospectively!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# That's excellent! It's like Face/Off
only with more swearing.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
# that's grand :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# That may be the best thing
posted here in months...MONTHS.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Very Terry Gilliam
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# That is wicked
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] with thanks to grotpig for original still
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
# woo wee, its alive
you better run and hide, cover your ears and your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# does it... no
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# close enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# O_o






(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Argh my brane hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# stop thinking man!
It'll give you an injurious!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# See, I'd hang that on my wall
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# your wall sounds positively awesome
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Add Freebase for extra LOLz.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I can't, I got no photosoup, and gimp angers me
and I can't be arsed with paint.net

fuck knows where my photosoop entirely legitimate honestly guv disk is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Whats wrong with Paint.net other than it being limited?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# It's like trying to shop with scissors and glue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# using ones huge hamfisted FISTS OF HAM
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# HAMFISTING
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Better than not 'shopping at all.
Or the 'tearing bits out and crayon' that is M$Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# well
I'm getting hatred for anything .net to be honest

plus I just can't be arsed

lazyness

infact, in all honestly the likelihood of me finishing this pos
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Buy it again off of torrents
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# good call
oh I do have ancient version on here somewhere

I think it might be version 6

that lets you edit banknotes :D

er.. I mean in theory.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I can only do these cross-eyed instead of the right way round.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Whats wrong with cross-eyed, squintist!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# have you seen them try to point at things
it's scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha I often look after a siamese cat,
poor bugger is so cross-eyed he doesn't like heights over 1m.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# oh dear
po' pusspuss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# TICK-COCK-TICK-COCK-TICK-COCK-TICK-COCK-TICK-COCK-TICK-COCK-TICK-COCK
cocktrognome
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] What! What?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# As feared by the French
He would have given them hell in the colonies, with that smile and haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:42, archived)
# 8D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYdTjrWayQM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)
# :D
Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
# is it lunchtime?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Yes
Toast and Lemsip. Mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Doesn't the toast go soggy?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I have no idea what Mr Toast gets up to at lunch time
Oh, I see what you mean ... yes, yes it does :-(
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I wanted a proper lunch today
all I had was a minimalism fish sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Very white bread with a hint of fish.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# yer basic bun
with yer basic mackeral fillets in tomtamo saucement.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# That's put me right of my ham and mayo sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Aw, it only put me left of a manky banana
edit: also, I like the kitty, it drips
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
# There is no Dana, only Drool!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:30, archived)
# This was my expression this morning
when I went down to the ground floor archive and discovered lots of water pouring through the ceiling from the people cleaning the floor above it. It's not like books or journals from the nineteenth century are precious or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# I'd lose my rag over that.
EDIT: PARTIAL THREAD DELETION!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:28, archived)
# dats speshull
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
#
I can count to...
TUNA!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Still cute.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:28, archived)
# He has a lickle fwend.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# WHAT is it looking at???
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I'd say a pair of shears
or, going by my dog, a brush
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# He fucking loves bukkakee
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)

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