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# Didn't translate well overseas apparently.

*hangs up Lacist coat* (apols for +50k board donkeys)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)
# I'M NOT FEELIN IT BRAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:56, archived)
# So what are you feelin instead?
*dons metal pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:04, archived)
# I'm feeling sassy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 0:58, archived)
# is this karate kid 9: the krakatoa project
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:09, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Razy lacism.
©Jimmy Carr
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 1:15, archived)
# i am a little ashamed that i lolled
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)
# Herro Moggy.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 0:18, archived)
# Engrish
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 0:22, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha
oh my, proper lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:39, archived)
# haha these Beadle pics proper got me guffawing!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:11, archived)
# red red swine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] and barbeque
(herman:D, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:29, archived)
# The one on his side is humping his neighbour's ear in a last minute bid for a release before death.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Try that in prison and see where it gets you.
{:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)
# take me to jail
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFMWNgDO7ZU
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha the sudden silence...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:45, archived)
# This new artificial fireplace gif animation technique is frankly frightening yestermeals food from me.
Frankly I'm pissed that my most sophisticated id cards present piss poor attempts at display technology. There is an enormous hole there to be filled.
Neat to feel almost there. Sucky to feel almost there.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 0:25, archived)
# I can't watch this horror.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 0:27, archived)
# nice pourage
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:56, archived)
# I second that...
(Testicles just for you, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:54, archived)
# I third this...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# silly stuff


Click for bigger (73 kb)
(spinoza, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Hang on dude
We're about to be flooded with awesome comments
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Nicely...
(click)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Oh double bravo and a side order of well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:10, archived)
# I love that so much.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:30, archived)
# No jokes
About naked pussy in film.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:55, archived)
# smashing!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 4:54, archived)
# " insert startrek quote here"
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:19, archived)
# unlike me
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:30, archived)
#
(resistanceisfutile, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:52, archived)
# I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:33, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 0:57, archived)
# reflecto porn?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 9:00, archived)
# is that ALF on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Nah..you'd spot his bellend...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Needs more lens flare.
Also - anyone seen 'The Empire Strikes Out'? Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)
# --trek?--
--i'm a joke -not a jedi---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 7:03, archived)
# Now this is just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Yay!! for silly... \o/ :D
breaks out the fancy dress

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 3:08, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Is that from the remake of Zak McKcraken and the Alien Mindbenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] SAUS...AGES
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Can't see why I shouldn't post this now.
Embiggerate
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Someone's ask'n for a spang'n
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)
# *ask'n'
*spang'n'
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:00, archived)
# I think you'll find that I can chose how to place the apostrophes in my non-standard contractions as I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)
# nn-stdrd cntrctns
dnt evn nd apstrphs
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# x'cly
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Sha'n't wo'n't etc'
The most distant speech bubble says "shalln't", in fact. Retro.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# My dad was always a fan of
"Shalln't". He was a bit 'old school'.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Gotcha.
Geddit?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Errr,
actually no.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 4:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:44, archived)
# C'nt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
# haha - the same hospital will take out your colon
and fit you with an apostrophe bag.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# ..and sort out those
heavy periods?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)
# and they're good if you've had a stroke
(that one was a bit oblique)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)
# But they can only perform surgery
with consent from both parentheses.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:54, archived)
# in case you fall
into a comma, I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Well then they'd
dash, and get you into theatre.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:00, archived)
# no question, mark my words.
(I'm trying to stop, really I am)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Stop it you pair or I'll interrobang your heads together.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:17, archived)
# ?!
I wanted to use that one, but I'd only have made a hash of it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Pipe down.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:29, archived)
# I'd punch him up the bracket
after that exclamation.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:32, archived)
# he's asking for
a fat ellipsis...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:38, archived)
# to quote Mark: ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# No less-than he deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Keep going
at least tilde ward gets closed down
by the fucking tories ladies and gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Gaah!
Jolly good.
(pahakyy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# A preview of coming contractions.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:54, archived)
# brill
iant :D
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Hot off the brush!
Acrylics on canvas 60cm x 80cm



Click for bigger (418 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:24, archived)
# By 'eck
All of that is painted? You didn't just take a photo and mess up the edges or summat?

Reet good, that is. Even though it looks nothing like Keith Chegwin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:26, archived)
#
it's hard to capture Cheggars, I feel I gave it my best shot :(
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)
# This is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)
# that's brilliant.
one of his eyes is following me around the room...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)
# beautiful as fuck
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:35, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Coo.
Do you sell your stuff? Do you have a website?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Yeah, I do commissions mainly
I don't have a website as such, just this.. https://www.facebook.com/Robinwaldren
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)
# Some impressive stuff there.
(pahakyy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# brilliant stuff
haha at your comments too - nice one
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:47, archived)
# GREAT STUFF!!!
^More of this!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:56, archived)
# crackin arts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:08, archived)
# Great work
Great style on the edges.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Oh Yay!
Lovely splashage.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:06, archived)
# wow
that's rather good, that is
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)
#
Great! Can you paint uber chav Kate Middleton?
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:41, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Exquisite!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)
# lubberly
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:26, archived)
# stunning
artwork! :-D
(spinoza, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Woo arts
(herman:D, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# proper skills
click to the motherfucking age
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 1:25, archived)
# awsome!
youtu.be/fpk835d1K7U
(Fly Projector, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 4:14, archived)
# Shockingly Good
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 8:40, archived)
# óoó excellent
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The Kurgen does so LOVE a good juicy sausage...

"Happy Halloween Ladies!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Lololol liek omg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# I thought that was Richard O'Brien at first
(with Dr. Frank N. Furter)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
#
*runs off clutching stolen idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:14, archived)
# ah, but is a frankfurter a sausage?
discuss.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Well obviously not.
It would have to contain meat. Or less horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:23, archived)
# A bit like a sauasage, then?
I think it might be a member of the sausage family, but a kind of embarrassing in-law that the others try and avoid.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)
# The sausage depicted is clearly a Cumberland.
You can tell by the curvature of the spine.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:30, archived)
# one of the nobler sausages...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Oh, absolutely.
I believe that the "pricking" of sausages began after the awarding of the Culloden Medal to the original Cumberland Sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:36, archived)
# link?
(joke)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Ask and Ye shall receive...in ABUNDANCE!
youtu.be/N-cnvVAskm8
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:11, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:18, archived)
# I got something to say
It's better to fry up, than to make souffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:25, archived)
# HNURGH!
HRAAGH! HNNNNNNGH! *BELMS* *FISTPUMPS* NNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGMMMMMMMM.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Has this bindun yet?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Dunno.
Have a look...
www.b3ta.com/challenge/son-of-sausages/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha
I asked for that :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] TWO sausages?
Smug and greedy to boot.
Sorry to TJ but I suppose I should enter this effort from the 'Recreate a Famous Work of Art' challenge from many moons ago:
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Harry Potter books, eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Someone else thought that when I first posted it, funnily enough...
Not Harry - that middle one is in fact a jumbo dictionary of slang. It's a great read :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# That's a heck of a lot of slang.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# a shedload, even...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# A fuckton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# *looks up*
stupid dictionary!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# it's a perfectly cromulent word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# *is embiggened*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# *throws dictionary on fire*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# A SAUSAGE!?????
/relevance double whammy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# \o/
If HappyToast were here, he'd know what to post in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# if we say his name a few more times, he may appear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Oh, well played! I've written a novel to celebrate:
Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Smashy, and it lived happily ever after. The End.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# you are gertrude perkins
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# I have both editions of those books
Awesome toilet reading.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Hurrah! It certainly is...
the only trouble is that it was out of date almost as soon as it was published. Great for historical usages, though.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Indeed
I still laugh at calling my mum a berk...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# I got told off at primary school once
for calling a friend a berk, without realising its meaning...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# *Googles*
Ha-ha! Well, I never.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# ^this
Cripes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# it's a very naughty word
disguised as a rather mild one. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
# I've got the Viz Profanisaurus, about a third the size of that one.
It's even got a golden embossed knob on the front.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# haha! classy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# And yes, it has 3 pubes per ball. I'm not even shitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# stop playing with your food!
*still remembers your feral bananas*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# My feral bananas speak very fondly
of you, too... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Has Edward Sausagehands been done yet?
Also: playing around with fake HDR imagery (better than the real thing IMO) www.flickr.com/photos/paul_662/8416504747/sizes/h/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:28, archived)
# realler than real!
- I'm marvelling at the lack of dust in your computer. Mine looks positively filthy in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:59, archived)
# it's a brand new build for a customer
i was pleased with my wiring job, so i took a pic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 1:31, archived)
# What is 'fake' hdr?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)
# i took 16 shots, which I blended to average the varying light sources and remove just about all of the noise
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 1:32, archived)
# Officially official.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Awe fucking fuck socks, you're not joking...
He is actually directing it. fucking fuck fuck... out with the parcetamol :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# King of The Sci-Fi Franchises.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# I only managed half an our of the star trek film befor switching off...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)
# I enjoyed it for what it was, but a friend who loves Star Trek way more than me fucking despises it.
He maintains it almost entirely obliterates the characters/universe that the original show(s) spent decades creating.
He has a point.
But I still enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# I agree with your friend....
Peoples love of the orignal was based on their liking of each of the charecters (No mater how 2 dimessional they were) and their interactions with each other,and you should not get different actors to try and recreate those...
It's a bit like remaking dads army, there's only one Willson,Mainwaring, Jones and Pike ect....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# yes, but
zachary quinto? would.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# He no likey ladies, Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# damn, there's always a catch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# You'll love Limmy's review!
Seriously - youtu.be/sjckbAqUwT0

It's well worth watching. But then again, I'm a fan of Falconhoof.

And, Captain, with this news you are really spoiling us! I DO mean spoiling - my childhood memories are dying...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# i think i love limmy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Googles Z Q..... see what you mean!
images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Zachary-Quinto--zachary-quinto-645390_1280_1024.jpg
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# it's the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Well I'm glad to hear it's not his ears!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# big, yes. pointy, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# I meant his lack of lobes on the picture ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# ah, right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# He is?!
Fuuuuuck... shoulda got Joss Whedon to do it, only HE could do Star Wars justice, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# I don't know who Joss Whedon is....
Star trek was just made unwatchable by the lens flare.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# he of buffy the vampire slayer fame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# And more relevant, he of firefly infamy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# never found that interesting enough to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# the movie 'Serenity' is good
watched it at the cinema first, which got me hooked into the series.

Decent film, even for the uninitiated as I was at the time - works well as a standalone piece of cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 5:00, archived)
# Ah, never got into Buffy
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# i mostly watched it for spike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# All my mates mainly watched it for Buffy...
But I didn't fancy her, 7 of 9 was my big tv crush at the time..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# she had a much better figure than buffy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Strangely, both me and a mate had enormouse crushes on 7 of 9...
But niether of us liked jeri ryan in the slightest
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# i've heard she's quite an arrogant bitch irl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# I think we just both like cold emotionless asertive dominent women... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# i seem to have a thing for non-living men
Data, Spike, Kai, my ex from the waist down.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# I now have an image of you out on a date with C3po
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# heheheh
i was at a party with the mad hatter and mister blobby last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I just stopped in....
And had the pogles round for drinks and nibbles...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
# i wasn't dressing as a pirate to stay in all night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Yarrrrr! I wager not me salty old seadog!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# don't remember gettingng home
or leaving the pub. or dancing with one shoe on. or falling over on the dancefloor.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# And Firefly, Angel & Dollhouse.
His film/script work includes Speed, Cabin In The Woods, Toy Story, X-Men, Alien Resurrection, Serenity and Waterworld.
He also wrote songs for The Lion King, and regularly writes for Marvel comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# more bad than good, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# He's great at giving large, disparate groups of characters life and individuality.
Hence 'The Avengers' gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# best part of that film
was hulk twatting that god bloke all over the shop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Yes. Yes it was.
Although punching Thor runs it a close second.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# indeed it does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# He admits that Alien Resurrection was crap,
but denies responsibility. They didn't perform it right, and completely screwed it up, according to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# funnily enough, i rather liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# He's currently the Marvel Mastermind for the forseeable future, with almost complete control on their film/TV output.
Besides, 'The Avengers' has made more than any Star Wars film ever did, so he's probably better off where he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Mm, especially with Avengers 2 on the way.
Not too keen on Abrams though, he seems more fit for a Star Trek styled story, whereas Star Wars perhaps wasn't meant to be taken as seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# I don't think he'll have the free range he's been given with the Trek Universe.
Kathleen Kennedy and the Disney Board have ultimate say, and will undoubtedly let him know he's been hired by them to do a job for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# True, true.
I don't know if I'm in the minority on this one but I kind of have high hopes for Episode 7. With it not being a prequel as well, there's a lot more breathing space, and there isn't much to fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Agreed.
Use the universe, not the individuals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Nice.
Still needs more lens flare, though.
(pahakyy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I'll be suckered and go...
But that over 2 years to wait...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# It's Star Wars. Of course I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Since his Star Trek's plot was ripped off from Star Wars I see no problem.
He'll just make Star Wars more trekkie friendly
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# And much, much brighter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# good stuff!
I realise I'm in the minority around here, but I really enjoyed Abrams' Star Trek.
*prepares for backlash*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# It was entertaining eye candy.
I see old/new Trek as completely seperate entities that happen to share a genetic heritage.
My friend would argue that new Trek is a hideous mutation that should have been drowned at birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah, I thought it was having a bit of fun - it was even quite witty in parts.
And Pegg's turn amused me. I'm probably far too easily pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# it's the whole DoTD original/remake thing
i adore the original but, even with fast zombies, the remake was a fucking cracker of a film. i just view them as 2 completely separate films.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# I think the orignall Time machine is an absolute classic....
Th remake got slated, but I thought it was a great filn, just bought it the other day actually...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# i never thought much of either of them, tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
#
The guys were good.
The girls were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:02, archived)
# pretty good 8 word
summary, my man.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# So Vader's returning?
Or did someone just nick his costume off the bonfire?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:31, archived)
# bleurgh... finished it. bleurgh. gissa kissbleurgh.

i need a shower
bleurgh.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
# it's that well-known snow-banishing paedophile, jimmy shovel
looking for his mate gary gritter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha :D
it started as this www.b3ta.com/board/10916736 and then something happened...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# just showed that to my mum
she was suitably horrified.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# I made this a couple of years back..

some_text
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# No wonder he buggered off to Thailand....less snow.
I DO mean buggered...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# *fears*
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# also, i need to rid myself of this
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# chuckled out of the fears with this
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# I left mine there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Kill it before it breeds!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# too late
that's not a chin, it's an egg sac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# *stocks up on guns and tinned goods*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# you can drive away the hatchlings by waving a crabstick at them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# crikey!
you'll have to take any criticism of this image on the chin.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# teh fear is strong in this one
.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] May contain hen, beef, horse etc....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Thought we'd flogged the Tesco horse to death already...
but here's this anyway:
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
# and this:
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# don't understand all the fuss, myself
if it tastes nice, who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# it's this kind of attitude that is the root of all modern problems
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# the only reason they don't use human meat is because we taste lousy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# *ahem*
And clowns taste funny.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# and are just fucking wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# could you not
just ask them to do it how you would like?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# i've tried, but i don't speak slapstick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Mr. Tumble can help
He's really funny. And not at all sinister...


The fucking freak.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# i hate that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
#
High five my friend
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# *fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:35, archived)
# i think human tastes like pork
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# long pig, i think they used to say
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# What you do in your own time is your own business...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# hoho!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Made this yesterday ...

(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Very Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:31, archived)
#
Here's the poem:
Snow falls once more this winter,
As Nature dons her enchanting gown,
Dressed in all her pure white glory,
Whilst the flakes drift slowly down,
Onto the lake and into the water,
Here a tranquil shade of blue,
Where close by the garden’s bridge,
The fish swim peacefully for you,
In their own dreams of a Time,
Where the waterwheel creaks once more,
In a stream there by the lakeside,
Of forever's placid shore.
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# majik....
i like it even more now

W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
#
ta! is quite special isn't it :)
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:38, archived)
# kudos!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
#
Magick :)
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 8:33, archived)
# "In a stream there by the lakeside"
at this point i was humming led zeppelin in my head

nicely made - where do you find peacock feathers nowdays out of interest? there's not many where i live that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
#
Listened to LZ when I was writing that too! Peacock feathers from the stately homes/National Trust up here in NE Yorkshire. I've sent a copy of that poem to Jimmy Page too :)
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# "Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)
#
It's fucking snowing yet again,
As Nature dons her smashing blouse,
Whiter than white with fluorescent dye,
Bewhilst the flakes shit down in clumps,
On the manky lawn and also the pond,
In winter an inexplicable bright blue,
Where close by our MDF gazebo
The newts perform streetdance for you,
The last survivors of Atlantis,
With Anastasia and UFOs,
Gandalf, ley lines, poltergeists,
Healing crystals and arts and crafts.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:47, archived)
# The picture frame looks very professionally made
nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
#
It's a box-frame, really adds to the poem in an extra dimensional way. If that makes sense!
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Sehr good and nice poem too
Don't look behind the frame though ;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)
#
The frame may have a secret compartment.
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# full of semen?
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# looks very professional
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# very profesh!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Got some more snow last night...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)
# brilliant!
But how did you get a real dalek to stand still for long enough for you to pack so much snow around it?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Bloody difficult, I can tell you!
Had to use 3 buckets of superglue in the end!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# what is snow
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no mo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:17, archived)
# ice-sculp-tur-ate
:D
that's pretty fucking awesome
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Wow that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Happy Candles matey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# "Pande ! What ave you done with me whisk"???
And yer pa's blocked the toilet again !!!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Is it wrong I want to cup those snow-domes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# that is cool (excuse the pun)
I've just shown my 8 year old daughter who was amazed but then said "why can't you do stuff this good Dad?"
so thanks for flagging up my parental shortcomings - i think i'll take that on the chin and stick to drinking beer and rolling a snowball to about 3ft diameter with fag ends and dog turds embossed in it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Dog turd and fag end encrusted snowballs are vastly underrated
You should always be proud of your own achievements!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Yay, all the aces...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Bravo sir!!!
*click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# wonderful...
best use of household utensils ever!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# fantastically fantastical
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)
# A sterling effort, Sir!
I am going to reward you with these words...*cough*...*ahem*.............."WHITE WEE-WEE".
Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
# OUT STANDING
best use of snow ever
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:01, archived)
# wow
(ivor_the_engine, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:32, archived)
# thats a tad
fucking woo!
and also a weeny bit fucking yay!
not to mention a smidge fucking huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Talented rotter!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Woo nicely :D
how long did it take to make
(herman:D, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:23, archived)
# About 2 and 1/2 to 3 hours I think.
A lot of the time was getting the snow in a pile. The snow was all hard, crunchy and non-sticky on the top - so I had to scrape the top layer off to get at the sticky snow underneath. That took ages.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)
# Wow!
That's one of the best things I've seen on here for a while
(teasus likes tea, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Awesomely good.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)
# I say...
That's a bit spesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# stunning!
great work :-D
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:31, archived)
# Outstanding work fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:33, archived)
# Stands and applauds! Great, great work.
Those sphere's must've taken ages? I made this SNOW Snow White last year - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLgek5AMXOo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# This would be a SUPERIOR image for a greeting card.
(I apologize in advance for my PAINT.EXE atrocity.)
(H4X0r falsified timestamp on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Yays! Maybe 'shop in a Robin birdy
sittin' atop dalek for added Yuletidey effect. (Btw-think that should be Skaro. Soz!)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Credibilty ?
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# i thought i'd posted this before
apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)
# He's hoping someone will come and read it to him - bless.
(EricTViking, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Thanks to Popbitch
Quick and dirty
AVPsmall

(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Father Jack wins this round.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# I *heart* this!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Why thankee :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Pfffffft
Edit: oh fuck it's my b3taday. *checks profile* fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
# cancancancancancancancancancancancan
dolls
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Yay
Merry day of candlenessmasses
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# shower scee
oo-er!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:04, archived)
# kissy kissy
notice, his finger is not in shot
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# feck off, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Feck!

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Also

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Twat
Liners... Been done? Probably

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 7:06, archived)
# I agree Nick Hancock always flatlined on his punchlines.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:38, archived)
# *hides defibrillator*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)

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