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This is a link post Hi folks been a long time since i was here last
over a year i think but heyho.
big change in my life coming soon maybe pain free for the first time in 27 years
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chronic migraine can be a real misery.
But I can't help feeling that you're being a bit extreme.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome back
But this appears to be 'mixed' news. I guess what works best for you though.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post not mixed news
just releived that there is finaly going to be a way out of all the morphine and pain that has blighted my life and got worse over the last year, hence me not being on here and also the depression didnt help.
got told in january that the surgeons wanted to put me through 4 or possibly 5 opperations using a shoulder blade and rib to rebuild and straighten the ankle, however over the last 8 operations i have had none has worked and i cant see these being any differant also therte is the added 2 years of operation recovery operation recovery cycle.
So after a decent chat to the consultant me and my wife decided the best way forward was to take the bugger off and be done with all the physical pain.
this would also remove the festering ulcer on the right side of my ankle that is a symptom of the osteomylitus and will not heal despite time in hospital on IV antibiotics.

So good thing alround and as an added bonus my socks will now last 2 days which is ggod
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like the logical choice.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This definitely sounds like the right thing
Good luck
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post So foot and lower leg?
That bloke from The Last Leg seems to get about ok on a prosthetic.
I assume you're getting one?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah right leg below knee amputation
means i can get an ordinary welly boot and put it the stump and hey presto instant kinky thigh high boot "wink"
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
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Make sure you build in a USB charging port for your phone. Risk of explosion probably minimal...
 (strongp, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post also you can nick display shoes (assuming it's the correct foot)
never pay for shoes again!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah could nick the shoe but not be able to leg it might be a flaw in that plan somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post details blah blah

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post well you know if that shoe fits and all that...

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can make a wooden peg leg
To complete your Pirate costume.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post hey theres a thought
i could rape and plunder my way accross the home countys with gaye abandon as long as it is made from finest teak and none of this nambypamby recycled white dogshit thats pressed into mcnuggets or what ever
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once read an article about two old fellas who'd both lost a leg in the war.
One had lost the left, the other the right. Every year they'd meet up, go for a drink and then go shoe shopping.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 7:08, , Reply)
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didn't they have daughters who got married or something?
 (strongp, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
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www.movies101.com/SOLDIERS.HTML

There is one interesting relationship in the film, and it is between Moore and young Joe Galloway (Barry Pepper), a journalist who hitches a ride into the battle site on the second day and records it all. Need we say that he is also the co-author of Moore's autobiography. In the film he tells Moore a wonderful story. Moore has asked him why he's a journalist and not a soldier. Galloway says that he comes from a long line of soldiers, including two great-grandfathers, who each lost a leg fighting on opposite sides in the Civil War. One lost his right leg and the other the left. They met by accident, after the war, in a shoe store in Galveston, Texas, and then by design met each year afterward, in the shoe store, to buy a pair of shoes and take home one shoe each.
 (strongp, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:22, , Reply)
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Well, if it makes you hoppy...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dark
But I guilty LOL'd
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post the best kind

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
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Oh my finger lingered over the post button for a few seconds I can tell you, but I figured people come here for a laugh, not sympathy.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post this place has never been known to be worried about upsetting other people

I have been guilty of doing that very same thing in the past on here.
And if you cant laugh at the bloody mess i am in then you shouldnt be here after all this is meant to be full of ADULTS in here
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you get to keep the old foot?
If so, bring it in a pickle jar to the next London b4sh in June.

Hope that operation is a resounding success, sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds nasty
Wondered where you'd got to - I figured you'd run off.

On the bright side though, this sounds like it should get you on an even keel (figuratively, if not literally).
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would agree
My father is in his 80's and had a festering ulcer since his mid 20's from a broken ankle. It has been the bane of his life.
 (Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, that's a tough choice.
Pain must be really bad.

Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
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Got the usual tramadon and dyhydrocodien but over the last year and bit it has gone onto liquid morphine and slow release morphine tablets
forget almost everything with that combo
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Friend of mine was on the morphine for pain release whilst being treated for throat cancer.
Was very unpleasant by all accounts.
In the end treated her own pain by using hash brownies which seemed to work quite well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Morphine is a bit shit really. Totally overrated.
Last year I completely fuckered my collarbone. 'Severely Comminuted Fracture' was the medical terminology, but I prefer 'fuckered'.
Anyway, before they put the big metal plate in my shoulder to hold everything in place as it healed, they had to physically re-align the two intact pieces of my clavicle. This wouldn't have been terribly bad if it wasn't for the fact that they had let the break sit loose for two weeks to see if by some miracle the bones would knit together without medical intervention. So when the time came for my surgery, the two splintered ends had already begun to heal themselves into stumps, which then required grinding down to lovely fresh bare bone and blood vessels.

The pain when I woke up from the surgery was hell. Easily the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life, and I've injured myself a lot. They ended up mainlining morphine into my arm from a big syringe until I'd reached the limit the hospital were permitted to give a patient. The pain subsided a bit, but not nearly as much as I hoped. Probably due to my history of rather enthusiastic and prolonged substance abuse, I had built up a pretty measurable tolerance to opioids and depressants which meant that the morphine did little more than take the edge off and make me feel really sick.

I'd have much rather just had some delicious pre-meds again :(
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard heroine is where it is at.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit more-ish though.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mindpiss

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you save it as a souvenir
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38621920/amputated-foot-gets-its-own-instagram-account
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
That's great. They can become instagram buddies
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would love to see the insides of the ankle with all the necrosis and failed operations
the surgeon has not said if that can be done for me though.
be intresting to see what all the pain and shit was caused by
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds nasty.
The plus side to this is you will get twice the life out of a pair of socks! Top tip right there!

Are you getting a bionic replacement or one of those blade thingies?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get them to give you a bionic replacement.
So you can use it for EVIL.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post can i have your slippers?

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but my dog has first dibs on any left over slippers

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried medical cannabis
And you're having the NHS do it?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post We don't have access to that here.
Despite it being a British firm that's been doing all the scientific research for nearly 20 years. How is it that you Americans are more progressive on drugs policy all of a sudden?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup dear old NHS are doing it
not worked now for over a year and money is to tight to mention so no private healthcare or insurance for me.
I havnt tried the medical cannabis but have heard good things about it.
I have regular meetings with my pharmacist so may ask more about that

Car will have to be sold soon as i am less able to drive it as each week goes by and once i have the operation i will not be able to drive for 12 to 18 months untill the new limb has settled in and i have to take a driving assesment to see if i can drive in a safe manor
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It has helped me significantly with chronic back pain.
Also, the narcotics, while helpful in the short term can fool the body into ceasing to create it's own natural pain killer. Then, it takes more and more narcotics to do the trick until they simply cannot, leading to hyper-algesia, or super pain, as I like to call it.

I had taken so many narcotics that I ended up in screaming pain and nothing would relieve it. I was transported to hospital where they tried ever increasing doses of morphine, fentanyl, etc. Then they filled me with ketamine and that broke it. I had to get off the narcs ASAP and it was absolutely miserable, but I'm so glad I did it. Now, even though my physiology has not changed, exercise and medical cannabis have had me narc free and pain much reduced for almost 2 years.

Good luck, I understand how pain can take over your thoughts and life.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Federal criminal! Deport him now!
We'll have none of your kind in the land of Law and Order.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will you be doing the honor of the cavity search?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it covered by the ACA?
Or other evil communist conspiracies?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are doing medical cannabis on the NHS?
I never knew that. I know there's an liquid extract by GW Pharmaceuticals that's been licensed but I thought that hadn't been passed by "NICE".
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
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until the new limb has settled in successfully integrated itself with my consciousness.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope it all goes well for you.
A while back I read a piece on a startup(?) that was linking amputees who'd had the opposite leg amputated by shoe size, I'm convinced it was called Sole Mate, but I can't find the link for some reason. So that's about as useful as your recent surgical consults. Sorry.

Best wishes, I hope your recovery goes well.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I please have your foot?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post whats it worth to you?
My dog has given me big brown eyes and undying affection just for a good lick of the rotten ulcer

you may need to stump up the offer to get a look in
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha -stump.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
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Sorry if I'm taking things too far - but why not have the foot stuffed - and then you can in true B3tan fashion craft a prosthetic out of it...
 (strongp, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post but it is already stuffed
full of bones and metal
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey up Fluff, I had wondered a few times where you'd dropped off to.
Good luck with the recovery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post havnt had the op yet
i go to see a vascular surgeon on 10th april in Northampton general. for what i dont know, as i already have letters from the very nice consultant we saw in january, may just be to confirm what has already been decided and to make sure thay take the right leg off.
MRI and CT scans looked intrestingwith the tract of the ulcer showing rather nicely, and they found an unheald fracture from god knows when theu lending more weight for our decision .

i may even do a spot the differance from the hospital bed if i remember/not total of my noggin
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you mean the right leg or the correct leg?
important to establish that imho
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post both
the right leg and the correct leg are both the same it is my righ leg
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you write "Not This One" on the other leg

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might be an idea to write on your left leg "It's the other fucking one" before you go under the op.
[edit] Mind the piss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post sound advice and dualy noted
however with my luck i would either get dyslexic surgeon write on it or some one who cant read or write english

I would be open to suggestions on how to avoid comedy pitfall while entering into a pact with the gods of milk of amnesia
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Padlock on your grundies might be in order too.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you going to change your user name aftewards?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CVrJDLie0k
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats a good sketch

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deffo get a vascular surgeon to do it rather than an orthopod, they do loads more because of smokers.
I'm guessing Martin McNally if you were in Oxford?
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Rogers was the consultant who we saw
He was very very good explained all the good stuff and the down sides, he listened to our proposal anddiscuused it thourghly and came to the same conclusion
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Consultant"! Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post blimey thats a dead ringer for him
even down to him fisting a ginger tom
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good Luck mate!
God speed. Whatever that means.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post FLUFFY!!!!!1!
was wondering recently why you disappeared off here. but then I don't show up in these parts much lately either.
best of luck with the op, and hope you have a speedy recovery!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post have a nice life!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey man

Good to see you on here again. All the best, pain sucks, and if that's the only necessary solution then it's the lesser of two evils. You will learn to adapt and things will get easier with time.

All the best dude.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes it will be an intresting journey
if not a slightly lopsided one, i do have questions though
like if i go to the swimming pool will i swim in circles
or could i get a job as mountain guide.
so many questions so many drugs
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could join you for the drugs if you want ; o)

Yes, challenging times I'm sure. Keep us posted on your progress and spam is with links during your recuperation to make up for lost time!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
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That's some decision to have to make. But you sound like a strong man. Good to see the support and the humour here on such a delicate matter. Keep us posted on your progress. "Beterschap" from Amsterdam here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're gonna remove your entire nervous system?
HUZZAH!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is funny how?
Now if you put on a song and dance routine then you're in the zone. Hang on... wait...

Welcome back, nice to see some of the Old Guard back on here, I can't imagine your situation but I can only hope it'll work out for you.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i can hardly string a handfull of words together with murdering the dictionary
what makes you think me doing a song and dance woyld be any diferant?

it would be like bjork with dementia meets ballet danceing parkinsons sufferer.

actualy now i think about it that would be funny
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Links of London B4sh!!!!!
Come to London and meet your fellow B3tards over a few beers. Pissflaps came to the last one FFS!!
Beer, quizzes, prizes, pissed trousers. It's all ace. Hope to see some new and returning faces this year, especially the ever-lovely SPAZZY.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good job we've spent the last year being super nice to each otherwise this could get messy.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been nice

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post jesus not this again

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be wearing your lovely shirt, I trust.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post weirdly I have still got it

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why I have read that as a "dress"?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then my work here is done.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds scary.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.
I've not been to a bash for yonks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I need to get a cushy job like you lot that flies me to London all the time.
No one ever comes to the Twin Cities B3ta Bashes. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ballpark the catering budget and I'm a maybe

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You guys get catering too!?!?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, you silver-tongued cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Grandma gets shitfaced

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 7:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's adorable
Click
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 7:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Supermegarofllolz!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That chimp has amazing hand - anus coordination

(gijoel, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funniest thing I've seen in ages!
Great shit, sorry, shot!
 (chuffster, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's a sign of intelligence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post and thats how witches are made
tru fax
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
just when she thought she had the upper hand
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking ace!
In your face, Granny Wheelchair!! LULZ!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can anyone else smell poo?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Granny gets a nose jobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It just goes to show, if you live long enough, shit like that is going to happen.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Pilot takes penis-shaped flight path over Auckland for cancer awareness
There is also an app that B3ta will probably like https://goballsout.org.nz/
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 3 Apr 2017, 2:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat in the hat, "It" mashup
Works surprisingly well.
(gijoel, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a link post asdfmovie10
also: vid.me/JBhQ
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beep beep, I'm a sheep
now I will be singing that ALL DAY!!
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is some of the best internet ive seen in ages
Beep beep
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 3 Apr 2017, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was weak

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 3 Apr 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Full version of sheep song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZlfbep2LdU
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 3 Apr 2017, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ ... \o\ ... /o/ ... \o/

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you fucking bastard....
That earworms almost as bad as this
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Double King
crazy animation goodness
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this guy

Haven't seen this one yet though, cheers!

:o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post :O
Insanity
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
It's like the fragile, transient, nature of authoritarianism. Or something. With eye balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was awesome! So weird and wonderful. Thanks for sharing. I think I'll go and watch all his other vids now
I was watching this the other day -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvbNs7WSII&t=3s
It's been on here before so I won't start a new thread but I feel like it deserves more love
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace! Unsurprisingly watchable in its entirety

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
I wonder if this chap has had a mushroom or two at some point
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a or two
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's brill

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
I especially liked the attention to detail on the fabrics. Had a bit of a Terry Gilliam does Trapdoor feel to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking brill!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff
needed on monday AM
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post great music

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
As per usual.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that

(Sherbs, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a link post So it's World Autism Day... I made this!

...and I helped make a song. For those of you who don't know, I work with people with severe autism and was invited to help record this song for Autism Awareness Week. Obviously I've been asked to share it to spread awareness, so please like and share etc., and if you're feeling really frisky, it's available to download with the money going to the foundation.

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post We should just cull all these attention-seeking twats
Along with the parents who made up their 'illness' because they were too lazy to give them the slapping they needed, and too retarded to realise that their spawn were just obnoxious little shits. Also, the shrinks who came up with this fucking excuse in order to make more money. There is no such fucking thing as autism, and the sooner society as a whole wakes up to this fact and starts gassing 'autists', the better.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post There must be a reason for such an offensive rant
But I'm not sure I want to know what it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Booze and a genuine disdain for all 'self-diagnosed' aresholes and the twats that 'enable' them.
Kill 'em all and make Britain Great again.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now listen
My son has apparently been diagnosed with autism, as in, he's on the autism spectrum. He's 4 years old nearly 5, and he won't do a fucking thing me or my good wife tell him to, it's the god's honest truth a fucking ordeal anytime he's instructed to do something, (stop hitting the dog !!!). Apparently it's counter productive to beat them, parenting
is an absolute fucking mug's game, an honest to god fucking mug's game.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man the fuck up and give him a slap.
'counter-productive' my arse. Children are NOT miniature adults. Reason doesn't work, discipline does. Generations of GOOD parents have smacked their children for the simple reason that IT FUCKING WORKS.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 2:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't work for my brother.
Both he and I were beaten. Had an effect on me. No effect on him. He grew up to beat his wife, go to prison, and has now dissappeared from our radar. Perhaps my parents should just have beaten him harder?
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you should have joined in.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore the troll

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off back to mumsnet.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you suck my hairy cock?

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 2 Apr 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like you've even got a cock.
That pathetic limp and miniscule noodle dangling forlornly and unused between your legs doesn't even belong to you. The SJW that gives you your orders owns it, you bedwetting, hand-wringing liberal crybaby.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 2:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pah. My cock is so big it has it's own cock
And even my cock's cock is bigger than your cock
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post A genital wart is NOT 'another' cock.
No matter how much you want to pretend that it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello THE LOVELY stuj.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello The LOVELY Drimbley.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suggest you give my job a try

... and then you might reconsider. The type of people I work with put their heads through triple reinforced glass when you give then Clover Light on their toast instead of Original. That's beyond attention-seeking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post So do society a favour and Aktion T4 the lot of them.
Problem solved.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Careful, someone might start banging The Ignore Drum soon

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just trying tio make the world a better place Drimbley.
Once we make every school like the one at the start of the Kurt Russell documentary Soldier, things will be great.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're hilarious.

Perhaps we could do society a favour and Aktion T4 you instead? I'd never wish it on anyone, but I hope you have a child with severe autism yourself. Unlike all the other parents, it seems like you deserve it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's me told, nah.
I think it's sweet that normal people can get all the sex they want from brainwrongs, safe in the knowledge that the autisms will only mumble while they fumble.
That is what you meant by 'working' with them, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post So do you try this hard to be a cunt,

... Or does it just come naturally?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm LOVELY me.
Everyone says so. Even the autisms.
"That stuj" they say as they rock back and forth in their corner masturbating into handfuls of their own shit and drooling into their shoes, "He's fucking LOVELY, he is."
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did you know I was in the mood for a quick wank?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to agree with you stuj

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta The LOVELY Span Eff.
VOTE STUJ! STUJ! THE VOICE OF REASON!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post April Fools was yesterday mate.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the stupid brainwrongs couldn't even get THAT right.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking of attention-seeking twats....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...here's Cerebrus.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post A1 rant from the LOVELY Stuj
Hello, the LOVELY Stuj.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D Hello The LOVELIEST Tabby.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good post
Good luck with it all!

Oh and stuj is a cunt. That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You still love me though.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Max Clifford might be out soon and get you back on track

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post He certainly did wonders for Rolf Harris' profile.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post But Rolf never did an eight legged Jake the Pake

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post He missed a trick there.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ oh you two cheer up eh

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Stuj - fuck off back to posting superhero trailers you pathetic manchild cunt.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hats off to you
I'm sure I couldn't do it - I was on a Barnado's Cygnet course recently and it made a huge difference to my attitude to the condition, and left me with deepest respect for anyone that works in this area.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job man!
very emotional, brought tears to my eyes
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Good on you Turquoise
Nice
 (Sherbs, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just posting here in recognition of stuj's sterling work.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post bottom get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post alright

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post SSF kru assemble!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is dumb for even your Talk/efforts
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
 (I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You and me
In a square room, no doors, no windows
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah, right, yes - because you didn't post a thread declaring that you'd sounded the ignore horn, then follow it up the next morning with another thread declaring how completely and massively unbothered you were. That must have been some other squeaky-voiced fat ugly mental.

EDIT: ah, you've deleted your original thread, to which this one was an answer - you remember the one? Where you were crowing about having put me on 2.0, having spectacularly failed to rewrite a completely different thread to make yourself seem marginally less gormless? Normally, I don't much like thread deletion - but I'll make an exception for yours. They're so monumentally shit that being deleted really is the kindest thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post d'aawwwwwww geez
may there be many blessings upon all those in this video, and all those who made this video, and all those who watch this video, even stuj, though he is going to have to stay on the naughty step with his special comfort headphones on and think very hard about what he has said, and may there be blessings on all of us with our brainwrongness and imperfections that are what make us truly beautiful

HAPPY WORLD AUTISM AWARENESS DAY!*

*yeah all right, I am getting in early for 2018
 (I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bottomest get

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post in 4 gets

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a link post A Fictive Flight above Real Mars

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found the beeps and fake turning jets broke the immersion for me
It worked better in silence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're lucky, have a look at this doozie -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz_a2IU6Jp4
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post welcome to 2004

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 3:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post first a whale in the Thames
and now this!
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Margaret Thatcher's dead???

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post No she just went home.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's "Fuck off, Dom", ackshirley.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's old but it made me laugh
Have a click.
 (gijoel, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if Zombo.com is still going as well?
it is!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any idea of the
Catering budget?
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post this was the first ever clip i ever downloaded from the internet
probably back in 2003/4. Took ages to download too - though i was on 256k connection.

I think i downloaded it on Limewire or something similar.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Just to push that dickhead down.
Here's Van Hagar doing The Who.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a link post New festival aimed directly at twats
THE Magic Fox Vintage Smoothie Boutique Urban Forest Pop Up Chill Retreat is to be Britain’s first 100 percent twat-friendly festival.

As the festival-marketing season begins, the organisers of the new event claim to have concocted the ultimate pretentious weekend for utterly dreadful people.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I too read the Daily Mash.
Just more frequently than you it seems.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ziiiiiing

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may well also read the mash but it's the first time it was posted here AFAIK

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a link post TRIGGER WARNING I made this!
More of my tomfoolery playing around with Garageband and iMovie.
(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Really Big Cat - The Movie I made this!
So I took the 1925 silent movie The Lost World, green-screened myself into the film, redubbed the whole thing and replaced the dinosaurs with giant cats.
Yes, it's as stupid as it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 1 Apr 2017, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
That looks a pretty darn good version of The Lost World even if it's silent, too. Willis O'Brien was a pioneer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Carl sagan explains the tesseract. Mind : blown
No, it was. Great watch
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alternately you could just read Flatland.
There are free eBook versions available on the intertubes.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is good recommending
Hyperspace by Michio Kaku is also worth reading if you find the subject fascinating.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes Flatland is classic...
...I also recommend an unofficial sequel Flatterland by Ian Stewart.

It's set sometime later, featuring A. Squares precocious grand-daughter Vikki, and has similar sociological commentary but for the modern day.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post One interesting fact about 2 dimensional physiology is that
You couldn't evolve a bum hole, since that would mean a continuous digestive tract, which would mean 2 separate parts in 2 dimensions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Funeralbooker.com - home cremation
"Fantastic. We saved enough money to go on a cruise...which is what Mum would have wanted" Ian & Fern O.


Ash Back Guarantee
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post makes sense
btw aprillus should be capitalised.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Them's the rules of binomial nomenclature.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps not in Buranda

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or the start of your sentences.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bubo bubo
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bufo bufo to you matey!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Springtime For Hitler
Still one of my favourite films ever.

If GC, no fucks given.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was obviously laughing in the theater
and missed Mel Brooks' unmistakable dub at 1:25. I checked and even Wikipedia heard it before me. Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post aint no party
like the nazi party
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love the choreography
Where they're arm in arm, forming the swastika from above...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Another Brexit parody
Another rather well-done video.
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
love it
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post very good
can't help but think they missed a trick by not having Cameron shoving his way onto the lifeboat and escaping though
 (horrid, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post They even managed to get a Trump in there.
Haha
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post So I liked the documentary you posted, where is the joke?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's that?
Remainers with an actual sense of humour?

Gets a click from me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 11:28, , Reply)

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