Morning people :)
Trust everyone's doing alright. Which one of you lovely things wants to help me sort out my network printer? I just set it up on my Mac and now whenever I go to print, the bloody thing spews blank paper, and when it does manage to print something, it just prints what looks like code, overlaid over itself and hanging off the edge of the page.

What the fuck have I done to it?
( Bats, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)

You lesbianised it.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)

Well duh.
What else have I done to it? I thought HPs were meant to be reliable.
( Bats, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)

It's probably caught dyke off you.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

That's the same as lesbianising it.

( Bats, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

No it's not.
Lesbianising is a much happier event. Catching dyke is all hairy and angry at men.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)

Well it keeps your cartridges moisturized

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

Note to myself:
Do not ask how the cartridges are mosturized. Just smile, nod and pretend that you understand.
( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)

Driver problem.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)

I don't know:(

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)

Have you tried turning if off
And then...this is the good bit...turning it on again?
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)

Last time I did that it froze whilst turning off.
I haven't dared turn it off since.
( Bats, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

If it's freezing just turning it off and on, it might indicate that it is just knacked
Have you go the HP software installed?
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)

wrong drivers?

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

...ehm..did you install the right drivers?
Are the cartridges alright?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)

Isn't that more interesting then everyone else's printers that only print boring old words and CVs and stuff?

( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)

Oh, Jesus.

( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)

Stop it.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)

Finally disappeared up your own arse?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)

No, we've all disappeared up yours.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)

IT'S LIKE A BLACK HOLE.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)

A black hole that you talk out of!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)

Candle, bitch.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)

Six years, RJ.
Six. Years.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)

Oh, Jesus.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)

I second this.
Edit - oh, I didn't reply about the whole hydrogen power thing - when I was talking about the greenhouse potential of water, it was that it could become a major issue if the amount in the atmosphere changes massively (which would happen if you got a big increase in hydrogen cars), which is pretty much what that NS article you linked to said
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)

No it doesn't.
It specifically says "This rapid turnover means that even if human activity was directly adding or removing significant amounts of water vapour (it isn't), there would be no slow build-up of water vapour as is happening with CO₂"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)

Got the link again?
could have sworn it said that while water maintians a short atmospheric cycle, a significant change in emissions could still have major effect on climate...

Edit - I think it's symantics - It won't build up like CO2 because it's atmosnpheric period is only days, but major man-made emmissions could alter the equilibrium between atmospere and surface water, which could still have a major effect on climate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)

Other way around.
If the temperature increases (because of other greenhouse gases) then the amount of water in the atmosphere will increase. THE SEAS WILL BOIL.

Howd up a sec ...

environment.newscientist.com/channel/earth/climate-change/dn11652

edit: that's definitely not semantics ... it's an effect of global warning, not a cause. That's a pretty clear and important distinction. The steam that comes from hydrogen fuel cells is not a contributer to global warning, which is what the myth asserts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)

have you chaps heard of the seawater greenhouse?
it made for interesting reading
www.seawatergreenhouse.com/
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)

If that works, that would be quite cool.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

Oooh.

( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)

Shit, that's so obvious
why didn't I think of that? innovative cunts.

I'll just stick my grump in by pointing out that they are re-introducing seawater into the sea at a much higher salinity, so any major exploitation of the technology would render areas of the sea biologically dead on a localised basis ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)

Do they have to put the runoff back into the sea?

( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

not strictly, I suppose
but what else are you going to do with it, particularly if it's exploited on a large scale?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

Sell it to Glasgow to put on their fish suppers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

genius.
the concept is complete. we've done it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Not loading right now ...
yeah, it's all about equilibrium. I'd still maintain that major water constant emissions would effect the atmosphere/surface equilibrium but I take your point about short life in the atmosphere. But since water vapour will rise with temp anyway, we're pretty much toast regardless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

Really soggy toast.
Yurk.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)

It doesn't seem to.
environment.newscientist.com/channel/earth/climate-change/dn11652
It mentions that the effect of water vapour in the atmosphere will be significant when there is more water vapour in the atmosphere because of rising temperatures, but it doesn't mention water emissions. If that's the right link.
( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

nope, finally got the link to load
you're both right, the article maitains that human emissions won't matter. I still think it's wrong though. even at a basic thermodynamic level, temp isn't the only thing that effects a liquid/vapour equilibrium.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)

Most of the earth's surface is water.
It's a fairly simple diffusion model: an(effectively) infinite supply of water and a finite volume of gas in a (sort of) closed box. So temperature pretty much _is_ the only important thing.

edit: is that right? where's the back of an envelope when you need one?

edit edit: yes ... I think that's right ... god it's a good job I don't do much science for a living any more
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

not strictly
because that assumes atmospheric temperature is the only cause of water vaporisation, which isn't really the case. The atmosphere is capable of holding more water for short periods on a localised basis .. I dunno, it's quite difficult for me to explain my reasoning behind this on the internet, so I'm not really expecting anyone to be convinced. It's something I've looked into a fair bit (one of my students is working on fuel cells)

one problem with the temp equilibrium argument around global warming though is that it opens a tiny door for the twats that say "ah but see, look at temp equilibriums and solubility, CO2 levels are actually rising BECAUSE of temp increases nernenerneneeeer .. and then I have to kill them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

Sorry. That's not quite what I meant.
Water will evaporate at the surface (pretty much irrespective of temperature). The water vapour will diffuse into the rest of the volume of gas until it equalises. In an entirely closed system that would mean that eventually you'd get 100% saturation. But the actual equilibrium will be considerably below that because there are sinks of water vapor. The temperature dependence is not in how much water enters the system from evaporation, it's in the position of that equilibrium. Pumping additional water vapor into the system won't affect that equilibrium point, it will just affect how you reach it.

It'll have local effects on the weather of course ... you'll probably get much prettier clouds above cities.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

It's not like I haven't done anything else in them!

( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)

Oh what a pretty flame
Dancing in the twilight of your life
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)

Don't be silly.

( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)

joy!

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

you've got a fucking candle
you greedy bastard.

Mind you don't set light to anything.
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)

Well done on attaining candles

( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)

         (
         )\
         {_}
        .-;-.
       |'-=-'|
       |happy|
       | b3ta|
       | day |
       | R.J |
       '.___.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)

Yay dynamite!

( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)

candle blah

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)

Happy b3tacandledaything

( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)

hippy candle.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)

Yeah, like, totally well done on managing to stay registered on a website.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)

Under 2 months Buddy Boy and we'll be slapping you on your back for 6 years of membership too
Get your party hat ready!
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)

I don't want to celebrate it.
I don't even want people to acknowledge it, because, lets face it... it's entirely meaningless.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)

Yes, yes it is
But hey ho, so's most of what goes on here. What's one more meaningless ingredient in the pot?
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)

HURRAH
CANDLE
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)

LOL
UR A MONTH N A YR SADDER THAN ME
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

that'll be the wrong drivers installed for the printer
delete the printer and reinstal the right ones
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)

Or maybe it's the wrong drivers

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)

Or the wrong drivers

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)

Or just the drivers

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)

It might be the network bit.
Is it plugged into a router with an ethernet cable, or into another computer with a USB and you're accessing it that way?

If its the former, we struggled to make our HP work and gave up, and changed to the latter and shared the printers over the network that way instead. It works.

That, or the wrong drivers, Gromit.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)

Exorcise it.
It's the only way.

In a more helpful vein, I have no idea. Shit at this sort of stuff, me. Coffee?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)

have you checked to see if it's working or not?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)

You've got the wrong printer for the drivers.
Throw away the printer and try other ones till one works.
( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)

pick it up and shake it
shake it like an English Nanny
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)

You've connected it to a Mac.
The gobbledegook means something if you have combat trousers and stupid facial hair.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)

haha, this too!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)

Don't worry, I had a virus which made the printer do that once.
A simple re-format of C: should do the trick.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)

on a mac?

( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

Have you checked your settings on the software?
The printer management program might have a selection of checkboxes with options like "network printer [ ]" It may be worth going through them and checking that you have all the correct boxes ticked. Similarly did you specify network settings when installing the software? Sometimes it's better to enter settings like IP addresses manually rather than relying on the installation to do it properly.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)

Jam?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)

and shoes.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)

It has a virus
you'll have to get a new one.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)

Dude, you can totally rescue it if you spray it with Dettol.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)

Its a computer virus, you fool.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

so, like, spray it with d E-ttol, then
, and make sure you get ALL the little hot spinny bits inside the case
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)

I'm up and about, basically so I could push my way past you nerds and get to to the front of the queue at Ticketmaster.co.uk
Now I'm done, I have no use for the internet for a few hours.


How will you waddlers cope?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:05, archived)

By watching batman

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:06, archived)

If you and Gonzo were Batman and Robin
He'd be Batman
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:07, archived)

Harsh
but ultimately, fair.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:07, archived)

No way
I would be because I've got the batman belt!
supermatt.net/Pictures/LondonFilmAndComicCon/images/img_8947.jpg
( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)

Oh matt.




This makes me do a :(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)

LOTS OF ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE THINK IT'S COOL AND WANT ONE

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

Well clearly Mykey isn't going to be au fait with what cool, attractive people are into.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

And you'd be the Penguin.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)

I'm going to be away from the internet all day
I have to go and sit next to an attractive female and tell her how to take phone calls.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:06, archived)

Remember to touch her thigh

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:07, archived)

Not everybody here is a frustrated sex pest.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)

Nah, I don't like being fired

( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)

Yes, openly encourage others to join you in sexual harassment.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:14, archived)

I just ate an awful lot of out of date bacon

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:07, archived)

B acon,
can never be out of date.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)

How far?
If it smelt a bit, you could be in trouble....
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)

only three days
it still tasted bacontastic
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)

Ah, excellent news.
Its only after a week or so that you have to worry.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:14, archived)

Just cut the mold off
All you need to do.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)

My company just provided me with a free breakfast.
This, alongside my new PS3 and my new 13.6 megapixel camera put me firmly at the top of the premier division.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)

+ an HD TV FTW?

( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)

I already had the HDTV.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)

Good.
A couple of people I know don't own them, yet have PS3s. Priorities and all that...
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)

Indeed.
In fact, it was the purchase of the HDTV that inspired me to get my Xbox, then the PS3.

I've yet to watch a blu-ray movie on it yet, but I'm expecting it to be nearly as pretty as me.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)

Yes, yes they are.
Farking brilliant. I recommend Planet Earth, its cheap these days and looks awesome. Thats about the only one I've bought.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)

BUY?
I'm going to rent it all from Lovefilm. It's cheap and doesn't clutter my flat.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)

Excellent news!
*Open applause*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)

I'm MULTI MEDIA.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)

JMG
Congratulations on your football team beating my football team

*wipes away a tear*
*mans up*
*shakes hand*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)

You both own football teams?!
What are the chances.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)

*Pomp and Parades*
Good game. *Firm, topless handshakes*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)

I fell asleep in extra time
I declare the extra time part of the game FAIL. Normal time was well exciting and that. Even if the ref can't read a watch.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)

By being free from children till Sunday.
They are nearly ready to go away with my ex(dad),I can PARTY!!!!!
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)

Traditionally, people dont tend to leave their children with the corpses for extended periods of time.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)

We know you're a sucker for tradition, Mykey.
Or is that you're just a sucker?
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)

God only wish he was dead.(joke)

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)

I dislike people who describe Wednesday as 'Hump day'
What do you irrationally dislike?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:39, archived)

Your fat arse

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:40, archived)

Well sir, your mum.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)

I say! Well, your gay.

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)

Goalkeepers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)

I've never heard anyone call it that?
what does it mean?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:44, archived)

It means
time to get sexy.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)

COR!
www.durexhumpday.ca/2007-post08.html
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:46, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wednesday#Cultural_references
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:46, archived)

I have never heard of that
But I am about to put over 500 choons on to my phone!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:48, archived)

Choooooooooooooon
*waves maracas*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:49, archived)

I NO

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:50, archived)

Awww. That was a whole major element of modern culture that passed you right by, wasn't it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:51, archived)

He was an M25 raver, back in the day.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:54, archived)

Size 25

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:56, archived)

I'm so confused.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:56, archived)

Probably because today is "hump" day.
Apparently.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)

Not "hump" in the sexual sense though.
Obviously.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)

Dang!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:58, archived)

When a woman claims to love a man very much,
she makes him wait until the special day for adult cuddles. Despite putting out for loads of people in the past.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:59, archived)

He's wearing his on his front.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)

Cucumber.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:44, archived)

it's not irrational if you've ever forgotten to chew a whole one

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:48, archived)

Crowds
and the sight of a needle pricking the skin.
not at the same time necessarily though.
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)

I'm putting a needle in me right about now.
Wanna watch?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:48, archived)

nope, you're alright
I'll get all I can handle of that tomorrow evening when I give blood
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)

You know that bit where the smiling but clearly semi-sadistic nurse pricks your finger to check you've eaten enough nails?
They only do that to sort the men out from the boys.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:01, archived)

Do you use regular hypodermics
Or is it one of those more modern pen things?

[Edit] I'm sure there's a proper technical term for them but I can't recall it at the moment.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)

Modern pen things.
I'm not even sure the NHS will supply me with old-fashioned syringes.

Wait ... yes they will. My emergency kit is a regular syringe.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:07, archived)

Geese
The elderly
Eyeballs
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:51, archived)

you'd probably end up with a hand full of the last thing if you locked the first two in a room

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:52, archived)

Those OAPs are right nasty fuckers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:52, archived)

Brendan Fraser
And roadworks
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:52, archived)

Aww Brendan Fraser is LOVELY

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)

I hear he is hung like a bull elephant

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:59, archived)

His entire repertoire seems to be gurning with his big moon face and being slightly blustered
Although to be honest he doesn't annoy me that much, my mind is just blank this morning.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:00, archived)

Ha ha.
What? Shut up.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:54, archived)

Morning
Teenagers and ex's
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)

Hello Bumlords
It seems we're the 51st state again. The leading news story on the BBC and ITV is about someone endorsing someone else to be president of another country. I might go and live in Russia seeing as I like it so much.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:03, archived)

I remember when they never used to trouble us with stories of the colonies.
*sips tea and smokes pipe*

Morning, B.O.
( FoldsFive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:05, archived)

Morning Sir
I appear to have a dose of the sniffles, caught it in the Dardanelles you know.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:07, archived)

wasn't he the evil one in the smurfs?
morning all.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:07, archived)

Hello
There are evil smurfs?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:09, archived)

god knows.
the little blue fuckers used to drive me up the wall.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:12, archived)

Esso petrol stations used to give little plastic ones out
We didn't have a car so I never knew their blue love.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:13, archived)

Far better to have that
than an unexplained swelling in the Dordogne, I feel.
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:12, archived)

I was listening to the World Service earlier today
And there were talking about the democratic convention. I'm American and I don't give a shit. It's bad enough we have to be subjected to their grandiose circlejerk why does anyone else in the world need to hear about it?
(Skooma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:16, archived)

I know it's too early for this sort of thing
But if you did give a shit, and millions more Americans too, perhaps the world wouldn't be constantly teetering on the edge of crisis.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:22, archived)

I would give a shit
If anything I could do actually could do anything.

I'd like to do something, believe me. As a civil libertarian some of things going on make me want to positively vomit. But I can't stop it. Listening to a bunch of pampered elites prattle on about issues that despite having direct control over and having been involved with for longer I've been alive STILL do not fucking understand what they are doing isn't going to change anything.
(Skooma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:28, archived)

We'll leave it at that then
What's your favourite vowel?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:30, archived)

E
Sometimes Y
(Skooma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:31, archived)

You're definition of vowel is too modern
Stand aside
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:32, archived)

do you Vote?
if you don't then surely you are part of the problem?
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)

In that case
You may appreciate this if you haven't seen it before.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)

Morning lovely
I'm too asleep to comment, despite having been up for hours (early morning is my best chance for housework in the school hols).
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:20, archived)

I was in bed by 11 and up by 6
So not as grim as it sounds I suppose, getting up at six in the holidays I mean. I've already done a load of washing and vacuumed up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:23, archived)

Hoorah!
I've got a load of washing on and 3 more folded. The ground floor (hall, studio and guestroom) is vaccumed (if I do the middle or top I'll wake the kids). The guinea pigs have been cleaned out. The dishwasher emptied and kitchen surfaces wiped over and the lounge dusted..
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:28, archived)

If you keep practicing you'll make someone a good wife

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:33, archived)

Never!
I even managed to burn the first batch of fishfingers last night (late night snack for my previously pub-diverted chap)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:36, archived)

I had chicken sausages for supper
Unsatisfactory
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:38, archived)

They sound wrong, but I'm no foodie.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)

Quite wrong indeed
But very cheap
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:45, archived)

Good morning and all that.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:21, archived)

Hello and all that too

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:24, archived)

GOOD MORNING!
Back to the shit temping job today. Hurrah. Wonder how long I'll last there... it's pretty awful.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:43, archived)

Can you subvert while you are there?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:45, archived)

I can look up patient records and be nosey.
When the system's working. If I were so inclined.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:49, archived)

There are two doctor's surgeries in this town
The one I'm at where it takes weeks to get an appointment, or the one run by one of our friends who is free to poke about in files but you can get a next day appointment.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:57, archived)

Yesterday I had to cancel the appointment of a woman who had died
She had died of:
pulmonary embolism.
DVT
diabetes
obesity
gangrene of the foot
and she also had 20 ulcers on her leg.

She was only 55. Christ.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:51, archived)

Sexy!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:52, archived)

Cuh,
attention seekers.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:05, archived)

those are all complications of diabetes
especially Type I diabetes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:34, archived)

Wrong type.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)

it's NEWS. there's apparently fuck all of interest happening in the UK
so the wires turn to whatever they can find.
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:51, archived)

I'd rather have "Old lady loses purse" than that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:53, archived)

agreed.
I miss the kitten-trapped-under-van-bonnet-goes-on-1000-mile-joyride-and-is-rescued-unharmed-by-firemen stories.
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)

That's no way to talk about Esme.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:00, archived)

You're quite right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:05, archived)

NO NEWS?
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7582240.stm

*ex-ter-min-ates*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:59, archived)

you. have. 20. seconds. to. comply.

*opens fire*
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:04, archived)

Groovy
My brother had something like that, but smaller, when he cunted his knee up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:05, archived)

Oh goodness, I want
In fact with my condition I might need it one day.

*starts saving now*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:06, archived)

hello

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:35, archived)

Hello sweetheart :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:52, archived)

I have been a member for so long
but the only time i get on b3ta now-a-days is when i'm drunnk.

and it usually the talk board due to posts like this.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)

Drunk?!
It's like, morning
(sorry., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)

If you don't drink in the morning,
how can you drink all day?
( Taylorcamb, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)

Right, off to work in 10 mins
It's voting time:

Should I be really anti-social and wake everyone up by driving to work with my car windows open and playing this - clicky - at obscene volume?

Regardless, what happens at 2:24 is one of rock music's greatest moments...
( custard, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:37, archived)

I think you would be performing a public service.
 
DO IT
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:39, archived)

happy belated b3ta birthday, btw
I'm going to be six soon - time seems to fly by these days...
( custard, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:41, archived)

doesn't it, just?
 
and the pile of work I haven't done gets bigger
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 5:09, archived)

I keep missing all my b3ta milestones.
I've come to think this is a good thing.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 6:05, archived)

I'd vote not, but then I am biased because my new neighbours are dolescum that think it's ok to shout, scream, slam doors from 11pm to 5:30am

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 5:51, archived)

You mean to tell me it's not okay?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 5:57, archived)

I think they've gone to bed now.
If they think they're going to sleep, they are very much mistaken.

The last 3 nights have been like this, despite several polite and not-so-polite prods from most of the neighbours.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 6:03, archived)

What are you going to do about it?
I suggest chainsaws revved outside the windows.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 6:08, archived)

DO EET

(Skooma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 6:55, archived)

Im fucking stuck in Dalaman Airport with a big delay!
Dirty turk bastards
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:43, archived)

times like this, a man's just gotta start raping his way out of trouble

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:45, archived)

Rape doesnt exist here.
Its just a way of life.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:47, archived)

so why do you want to leave?
are you gay?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:56, archived)

You wouldnt believe it, but after a while
well, it gets boring.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:59, archived)

Oi! You've insulted me.
Or something.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:51, archived)

I am sure I have not
Or didnt intend to.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:56, archived)

Only joking.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:59, archived)

Ditto
God i crave entertainment, and a keyboard that nots written in terrorist.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:00, archived)

You should probably have a wank.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:02, archived)

I considered that, a week without internet porn has been hell.
But Its a tad public here. I think in these terrorist lands they chop your hands off for such
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:04, archived)

Oh....sucks for you then :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:20, archived)

indeed
with all those hands being cut off... rib removal surgery must be very popular...
( custard, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:46, archived)

I'm up again because I can't sleep much
I'm listening to Al Wilson - clicky

o/' Take me in, o tender woman... take me in, for Heaven's sake... o/'

'Tis Slick, man...
( custard, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)

I've just realised it's my birthday tomorrow

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:54, archived)

Happy Birthday!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:01, archived)

happy
I am one year closer to popping my clogs day!
( custard, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:05, archived)

i'd like you all to bear in mind
that this is a video of wicca, yes, but she genuinely does not realise that she is being recorded, she is just spending ten minutes on b3ta, and this is how she behaves on her own, while on b3ta.
yes.
www.blogtv.com/Shows/270764/ZmRHbuTFae3HYePFZH&pos=ancr
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)

I really hope google hasn't indexed the page where I list all my sexual perversions
I should really take that down I suppose
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)

I am actually very aware that I am being recorded you know.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)

You claimed you were going to bed.
I want my money back now.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:16, archived)

I'm in bed...
I can't sleep.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:18, archived)

You saying "for the love of fuck"
in your accent with your lovely voice made me laugh.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:37, archived)

haha, brilliant stuff! that'll show all those mean people who call you creepy!

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:44, archived)

go stuff your head up your ass.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:47, archived)

I can't bend over very far
it's not fair to discriminate against morbidly obese people that way

I might cry now :'((((((((((((((((((((((((
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:54, archived)

I'd like to do a Blog TV using a foul-mouthed sock puppet.
It'd be ace.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)

Future American President:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOZKeOauNI&eurl=
I hope so, I want that job.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)

McCain is so old he still has a tail.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)

NONCE!
I'm off.
Enough WWTV for me.

Goodnight Puffters.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)

His testicles are haunted
(with thanks to Frankie Boyle)
( custard, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)

Pfft!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:41, archived)

pfffft!

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:24, archived)

Made me giggle, too.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:39, archived)

LINK SOMETHING INTERESTING YOU HAIRY BASTARD

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)

femke.co.uk/clammy-love-match.htm
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)

what the shuddering fuck?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)

Rimming, Gilgy.
Rimming.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)

fair play
different strokes for different folks

_{pfft, strokes}
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)

wait, how can nipple torture be off limits?
BOR-ING!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)

I was disappointed by the ban on fisting.
I'd got the rubber gloves and everything.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)

at least it's not telling racist jokes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)

that must be one thing he loves!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)

it's sounding as though sex with clammy isn't as fun as i had previously imagined,
and had a wank thinking about.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)

"How much do you enjoy oral sex?"
"It's makes good eplay"

Insightful.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)

I think Ding helped him with some of the spelling.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)

I'd really need to see a more exhaustive list here
there's no mention of nipple clamps, pinwheels or eskimo cocktails on that list
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)

Pinwheels? Eskimo cocktaihangonaminute, I don't think I actually want to know.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)

"guaranteed because of computer viruses and the like, thus Robo-dogs and Robo-cats that responds to human voices a companion virtual Paul Reveres, the virtual exaggerators, the virtual"
Is the subject line of some spam I just got and reminds me of an old Yazoo track from the 80s that my sister used to play a lot to annoy me.

What reminds you of the 80s and/or annoying siblings?
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)

this reminds me of both the eighties and annoying siblings.
femke.co.uk/clammy-love-match.htm
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)

No rimming?

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)

oh god
I scrolled down and know all his kinky sexual tastes :/

I HAVE MET THIS MAN :(
( moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)

Photography in the bedroom?
How many pictures of your cupboards can you take?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)

did he ask any uncumfortable questions regarding chocolate sauce?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)

I NEED TO KNOW!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)

or cucumbers

( moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)

I don't remember much of the 80s...
being 3 when they ended and everything
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)

At least it's original
As opposed to the S£xu@lly £xplicit mails I get EVERY FUCKING MORNING.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)

How many Northern B3tans are there?
I am considering hosting a bash at my place when the time is right...

I am based around Liverpool/Chester area, btw...

EDIT: If you would be willing to travel to Ellesmere Port at any point, Gaz us and I'll feel obliged to do something about this :)

P.S. THERE WOULD BE CAKE AND ALE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)

i'm on the wirral till then end of the month

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)

Where are ya based, chap?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)

fucking wallasey

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)

I did a gig there once
It ain't that far :p
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)

Is there a suicide pact involved?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)

Not yet...

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)

It's so hard to get Kool-aid in this country.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)

We're all north of somewhere.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)

Anywhere north of Birmingham is probably reasonable
But I'm not a driver yet so I'm just guessing.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)

Except Stuj.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)

I'm based near Wakefield, but this is subject to change.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)

i know a b3tan who is not a northern b3tan.
this b3tan.
femke.co.uk/clammy-love-match.htm
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)

Not into rimming?
Loser.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)

he just aint trying!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)

Ok. Theoretically, you've been given unlimited administrative power.
Who do you put in charge of what?

GO.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)

dunno
whoever would finish off the jews quicker
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)

me
nothing
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)

would you get rid of the jews?
i'd totally put you in charge
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)

we're all pandering to WW on blogtv
you may have to wait for replies here
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)

We're what?
How do I join in with that? I want to be popular and move with the herd too!
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)

click THIS fantastic link
www.blogtv.com/people/WiccadWitch
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)

Did you go to work in the end, today?
I bet you didn't.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)

haha, bollocks did I
I should probably take tomorrow off too, make it more convincing
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)

One day off is always suss.
Two days off is much more believable.
Sitting around in pants looking at the internet eating crisps, DAY TWO.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)

Administrative power of WHAT?
Or indeed WHERE?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)

Anything! Unlimited!
ANYWHERE!
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)

Anywhere
and EVERYWHERE?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)

ALL OF THE ABOVE!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN!

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)

This is all too much for me.
I'm going to bed.

APPRECIATE MY CREATIVE EFFORTS WHILE I'M GONE.

There will be a test tomorrow.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)

Why, that was great.
I liked it thoroughly.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)

Corsaro isn't responding to my blackmail threats.
I was going to be rich, too.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:33, archived)

Right
well for starters, you're in charge of all the paperwork.
I'm off to chat up some attractive women, let me know how you get on.
I expect results, dammit.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)

I'm totally on the case.
Totally.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)

Good man.
You can be employee of the month.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)

Okay...in all seriousness...you're now in charge of babysitting until my cousin and her mum get back.
I'm going out for a smoke.

Oh and
aAAAAAaaa^AaAAAaAaaAAARrRrRrrRRdvaAAaaa_AAaAAAAAaaAAa^RRrRRrRRRrk_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)

Hello, Kristine.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)

i'd put webclam in charge of cucumbers and chocolate sauce.
femke.co.uk/clammy-love-match.htm
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)

SSG, can I cyber on you

( moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)

cyber all over my tits!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)

Hmmmm...
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post228209

Who are these people?
I haven't had a chance to upset these folk, yet.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)

by the answers to that
looks like you've already started some upset
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)

Acne is like wireless communication.
Ultimately, everybody with acne is made to dislike JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)

i am e-humping your face
/ac
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)

"Chris Moyles of b3ta"
Pfft
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)

I hardly recognise any of these people.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)

They're everyone who's too boring to survive on any of the other boards.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)

Maybe there's people who have second accounts they use primarilly for QOTW.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)

I cannot even begin to fathom what would drive a person to do such a thing.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)

I think you underestimate the gravity of the situation.
These 'people' are for real - they're not second accounts, they really are that shit.

They're remarkably thin-skinned, which is why they've got upset at you already, and why about 25 of them have me on ignore.
Plus, with no-one to keep them in line, pandering and mental fatness is rife over there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)

Black mail or Revenge.
Hi b3tards.

I have a little thing to get of my chest. About 3 weeks ago, I had a well paying job as salesperson for a scooter company. About 2 weeks ago, a co-worker decided he didn't want me there anymore and decided to start being abusive to me, customers and then eventually threaten me with violence. You see, the guy crashed $20k of scooters, (one $15k scooter with three wheels into a cheap one) and I told him he was a fucking idiot. Shortly after, he had me against a wall by the throat.

Next day I get a call, that I have to say sorry to him. And no action will be taken against him.
I explode and tell my boss to fuck off, him to get fucked, smash a gobbing great hole in a wall before I leave in a massive rage quit.

NOW.

They owe me around 1.5k, and they wont pay it up due to "damage costs" to that wall.
Here is the thing, they are pissing in my wounds, I lost a job but I kept my pride by not backing down and saying sorry.


I have enought "DIRT" on these guys to put them in jail or at least ...hmm let me get my calculator out. $17.5 Million worth of fines due to "de-restricting little 50cc mopeds"

Each moped they de-restrict could get them a 35 thousand dollar fine from the goverment. I have paper work that they did it to around 500 mopeds. They are still doing it too.

Also they do price fixing between a few stores. Totally illegal in Australia...comes with a massive fine if found guilty.

SO what do I do b3ta. Black mail them for a few grand, or ask for some back up from the competition companys that hate them?

OR just stroll into the cops for some nice and tasty fucking revenge.
(Corsaro, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

Just do it all legally so as not to be a twat, eh?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)

tl;dr

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)

What did you have for lunch?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)

Here's my advice
B;ackmail them face to face first, it's untraceable.

If that doesn't work, go for the competition (maybe even get a job there? ;))

Third, go for the government and get em cunted.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)

Yeah face to face, because If I get caught blackmailing im rooted. lol...

I am 2 minutes walk from the Queensland Transport office...oh man.
(Corsaro, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)

Use the last line of that post in your blackmail ;)

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)

Hmm I would probably ask a busy internet site
thus incriminating myself before I've even done anything.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)

lol! Yeah, I'm so stupid like THOSE cunts, who YELL at the computers they have at work because they are not printing a document. Like the CUNTS would even know what hit them.
(Corsaro, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)

You should at least thank your old employer for being an equal opportunities one.
Because you're clearly a complete fucking retard.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)

fuck you
(Corsaro, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)

Haha.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)

I'd say get them shopped, stripped of cash,THEN sue them for your money back
Forcing those cunts to work to pay you.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)

the taig has it right

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)

The thing is I know the guys not cash rich. But he sells Maserati and Ferrari on the side. Assets rich yes.
(Corsaro, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)

I want you to know, Alex, that I'm screencapping this thread
and will be e-mailing it to both Scootopia and the relevant authorities unless you pay me £5000.

BLACKMAIL IS A FICKLE FRIEND.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)

I am so fucking bored
I'm watching some stupid show on blogtv.com, drinking, filling out an interview for me fan club* and staving off vague offers of marriage*.


*I'm not joking for either of these. I attract nutters.

EDIT: Yes, I know what it looks like as I phrased it drunkenly, but the reality is fucking tedious.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)

*yawn*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

That's nice.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)

AAAAA^AaaAa_{aaAAaAaaAAAAAaARRrrrrRrr}RRRdv_AAaaAAaAaaaaaaa^aAAAAAAAaAAAarr^rrRRrrRRrrRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

Evening.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)

Will you marry me?
(This is an open question.)
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

Pics or it didn't happen
/rofl
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)

lol
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)

I think that video would terrify me, just from the title.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)

We require a co-host..
Somebody that'll get on cam....


YOU'RE A G1RL! U'LL DO!! xxXX
www.blogtv.com/people/WiccadWitch
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)

Oh, is that why, it's so quiet here.
Night all.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

I'm just waiting for Badger.
Whilst SWANKING about a bit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

I don't have a camera. :(

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)

BUGGER!
:(((((((((((((
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)

Pffft!
EDIT: Haha, YouTube commenters are twits. "This video is most probably a FAKE" Probably? No shit, Sherlock!
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

haha
centepede skating will be the new thing, some day.
( Cae1, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

New fucking thread
where are you bastards?

I'm drinking Rum and you've all DIED apparently.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

www.nerdtests.com/picsarea/287da529f800602de0023515882b7edb.jpg



www.blogtv.com/people/WiccadWitch
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

Oh my.
I'm on blogtv. I'm just staring at it. Maffers was fun before. Now I am all alone.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)

Needs more Moohalaa's Mum.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

Or PhillyFlyer's mum
doing her John McClane impression.
( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

Did she say yippe kai eh mother fucker.
please tell me she did.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

Man, I love him

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)

One of the best films ever.

( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)

The bit where he says.
I'm not being racist, ahhh gawd
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)

WOMAN DEAD ON THE INTERNET
www.blogtv.com/people/ConundrumCourt
( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)

Oh wow.
She's very wide mouthed, is she going on x factor I wonder.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)

In a biblical sense,
what with you loving the cock and that.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)

Yes yes I do

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)

Good stuff.
Can I get a placing on your list, is it a two or four month list for the boffing.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)

Where are you?
linkage
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

www.blogtv.com/people/WiccadWitch
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

Your laughing just destroyed the mic

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)

Hee hee

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

I've been weeing.

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

Have you been drinking it?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

No, I'm sticking to the sake.

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)

Try combining the two.
They might complement each other.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

I just had a wee too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

Did you save some for the rest of us?

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

We're like the Mario Bros, only fewer pipes.
No, wait...
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

bagsie being the one in the dress

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

ceci n'est pas une pipe

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

mario probably just sit in the corner after his wife left him for a richer man
clutching at two bits of wood he thinks are a pipe and wrench, babbling about his dead brother luigi and the turtles trying to kill him
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

He keeps on burning himself on the stove and claiming it's a big fire breathing turtle called bowser

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

I said IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BED BATH MR. MARIO
SO YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT THE WOOD DOWN NOW
( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)

*hands removed*
Oh dear god Mr Mario.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)

I'm watching a golf film on one featuring Shia Le Bouff.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

transformers?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

There wasn'tmuch golf in that but yes.
That's what I'm watching.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

*Handles Wood*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

*moves back*
*gives you some private time*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5367979
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

coventry
or alt /inside my own head
or Super Alt /on Mariokart
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

Watching comedies on youtubes.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

I'm watching a golf film before one featuring Veronica Moser.

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

transformers?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

I can't wait to see what she assembles it into

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

Cunt.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

HELLO MAFFERS!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

Hello cunt.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

Hahahahaha.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

OI!
I believe you are a TMJ sufferer?

How do you combat it? It's fucking agony.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)

I SAID SORRY OK?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

WHERE?!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

down there probably
I dunno, I might have just thought it while I was laughing my tit ends off
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

Ok, you actually did.
It looks like I'm doing some kind of Nazi salute at the start.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

I was looking for the link.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

and people wonder why I rarely start threads here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)

I'M BORED.
And drunk. And singing.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

Lol. might come for a scan

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

Fuck.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

Ok, I might come for a fuck.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

Christ you're putting it about a bit lately.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

I keep trying to tell you he's a slag

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)

He's into every woman lately.
They daren't walk the streets at night.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)

I wish...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)

I hear police have now got you under surveilance.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)

I'm watching Bridget Jones on the telly.
I'm also talking my bessie mate on MSN who's in Argentina and texting a boy.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)

I fucking love this film.
"Ich bin POSSIBLY mit BEBE"
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)

i once went to see that at the cinema just to be with a girl.
it was the worst film i'd ever seen and the relationship lasted over a year and ended with her in a mental home.

What's to be learnt from this?
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)

Don't steal mental patients.

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)

You haven't seen very many films at all if this is the worst.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)

i'd wager i've seen more films than you've had men.
and i've seen a LOT of films.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

Osnabrück.
But I'll be in Edinburgh this sunday.
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

I'm thick/a cunt/a racist, apparently,
and anything ever said on here must be taken with 100% seriousness - this is the internet, after all!
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

lolconfusiononline
no one thought you're a racist
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

oh yeah sorry, I got too carried away with being offended

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

Looks like I actually AM thick!

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

racist

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

Yeah, so?
I mean, shuddup, YOU're a racist.
( Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

Are you the one now holding the cellar mexicans.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)

Here I am:
www.b3ta.com/board/8687149

I do love being a x-posting WHORE.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

You should draw a demon who looks like Jeremy Beadle

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

So just draw Jeremy Beadle, then?

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

Yeah
I just miss Beadle
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)

better than killerkitti i guess

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

I'm here
intermittently.

I'm watching Mock the Week on iplayer and chatting on MSN too.

I have had no alcohol today.
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

I do like Mock the Week.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

I like them when they're not getting too laddish
Lucy Porter's good :)
( in vino veritas, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

i hate it and think it's the shittest comedy on tv
including whatever piece of crap bbc1 has on as a sitcom, usually featuring at least on spaz
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)

i'm here
drinking nothing but failing to die..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

I'm in bed. With my iPod touch.
yeah boyeeeee.
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)

I'm drinking beer and doing an interview for my fan club
I'm not kidding, either
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)

At home.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)

aAaaAa_aAAAAAaAaaAaaaAaaa^{AAaaaAaaaRRRr}_rrRRRRdv_AaAAAaAAaaaaAAaAAaaAaaaaAAa^aaaaaAAaRRrrr_RrrRrrrrrRk!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)

I want some rum.
And i'm here, talking about stuff and waiting for something interesting to happen.
( Cae1, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

for fuck's sake...ba-boom
following on, has anyone drinked their own wee before? I have.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)

No. No I haven't.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

It's one of those situational things, I guess.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

I started before the water ran out.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)

hahaha!

( Cae1, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)

I haven't.
Have accidentally drunk someone else's once though.
( Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

How do you do that accidentally?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)

That's what happens when people piss in wine bottles.

( Zuowan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)

The aftertaste is much was than the initial flavour, don't you think?

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)

In the combination of two-week-old mixed wine and piss?
It's hard to say.
Still didn't taste as bad as unicum.
( Zuowan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)

I read somewhere that it's not necessarily bad for you
I think i'd only drink it if it was good for you. It doesn't smell like it would be good for you. I'm not going to drink it.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

Sake (the Japanese rice wine) is less interesting to swill
than piss. At least Piss is salty.

What have you swilled or chomped upon that made you consider spitting it out across the room?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

Big Fat Neil once said he could handle Sake easily, and went through about 6 shots.
Later he fell asleep against a nightclub's bass system.
He has Southern parents.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

Case closed.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

I really should publish a book on my findings.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

Make a baldmonkey-esque book on whatever it was, Lulu or Cafepress
A guide to Internet, by Jam Master Geordie, King of Internet
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

Quick simple and no outlay yourself.
It's a win situation for anybody.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

Would it have shit poetry too?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

Also if JMG is the people's champion of b3ta, who is the heavyweight champion of b3ta?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

Is it mykey?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

I bet it's mykey.

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

Isn't there Super-Heavyweight?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)

Rob would know
let's ask him
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

HE KNOWS EVERYTHING!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)

He's large and in charge!

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)

The bitter taste of unjust defeat.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

I am getting this in Mario Kart as we speak
DAMN motherfucking FUCK!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Language!

( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

Hi V. :-)
jesus loves me, hecking heck and Saint Peter's a good bloke
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

Very good
Although now you make no sense.

How are you Gerry? :)
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

I've missed your good self
you gearing up for year 2 of your didgerigree?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yup
Just starting on all the reading now.

First study weekend is in October and there are 120 hours to do before then!
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

good
proper talk another tieme when I'm fully with it, Kerry's band is on my Flickr by the way if you should so choose to look.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)

Your.. mum?
I don't know.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

fuck you.
And you, Druid
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

Shut up.
You're shit.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

YES!
More people need to realise this.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

KEEP PREACHING NIGLIPS
Someone might listen
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

gg racist.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Wow, you are pretty crap.
Give yourself a shake.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

fuck off you tedious little racist prick

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

Hahaha.
Racist cos I said niglips?
Good shout.

Tedious - nice use of the buzzword.
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

He nailed it guys.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

yes ... racist because you said niglips
am I missing something here?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

It does sound pretty racist
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=niglips
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

The first one is pretty vague.

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

what else could it be meant as?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

Well, just because it's got the letters 'N-I-G' in it, doesn't necessarily mean it came from 'nigger'
Just like 'gayboy' doesn't have to mean you're calling someone gay.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

yes you are aren't you
what else does gayboy mean?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

woah, slow down, apply brakes, reverse, engage handbrake
what?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

Just like calling someone cuntychops
doesn't have to mean they have chops like a cunt.

Oh wait...
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

Either you're a completely thick cunt or you're a cunt
who's trying to say 'niglips' isn't a racist slur.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

Or, option number three:
I'm taking the piss. Jesus christ.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

could you make whole posts like that in italics in future so I don't have to think too hard

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

I'll try.
Just for you.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

I was torn between replying with that and '*BEEP BEEP BEEP HEAVY LOAD REVERSING*'

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

Belgian flags are the answer

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

A belg tag.
&belg would be quite useful
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

where's that cr3 fellow when you need him?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)

Being blown by the best thai pros, there are.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

while they whisper PHP code in his ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)

Blowing someone and whispering their ear.
Now that I'd like to see.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

said "ear", meant "arse"

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

It was a mouth full reason.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)

He did use italics.
It's plausible
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

OJ used those in his defence.
He's not necessarily a murderer.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

"Please, no, I'm not a cunt, I'm just acting exactly how a cunt would!"

( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)

So people can't say tongue-in-cheek things on here any more?
Do you actually think I would say something like that in all seriousness?
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

No, you CAN say tongue-in-cheek things.
Today is opposites day! I don't have to be held to anything I said!
( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)

I don't really know what you're getting at

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

yes it does and yes it does

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

HOLY FUCK
wordnavigator.com/contains/nig/

SO MANY RACISM
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

shut it marconigramlips

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

heh, i guess i phrased myself wrong, i should say, in the word 'niglips' case its racist because it has come from nigger

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

Shit
better get your mum
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

I wonder how many declan philly flyer 15 added.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

I vaguely agree that the meaning of 'gay' has changed slightly to also mean 'shit'.
But when or how can 'nig' be construed as anything but racist? Unless he was saying my lip was niggardly.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

Occam's Razor
the best explanation is that TY&GN is a cunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

Niglips.
Yeah, I'd say that's pretty racist.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

I'm waiting for a backpedalling of gargantuan proportions here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'm just waiting for him to fuck off
without the coming back here part
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

Are you TY&GN?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

I don't know how you guys manage to spot all my comedy logins

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

are you mike woz ere?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

No.
Edit: Oooops
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

You are all baldmonkey and bou.

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

Aye well, I'm fucking off to bed shortly

( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

Can you make it shorter than shortly please?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

what?
Fuck off. I'm amazed that I upset you so
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

No you're just fucking boring and shit.
It's bad enough having you on in the day.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

Wow.
An honest seeming post, you normally hide behind your CAPS and b3ta buzzwords.

Night matey x
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

I understood 'Wow' and 'Night matey x,' but what was all that shit in the middle?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

Don't worry
it was constructive criticism
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

no
it was words for the sake of them. fuck off
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

Ah bollocks
*gone*
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

ifonly i could make that work
with bou and sync...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

YOUR MUM LOLOLOL NR THE TOP

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

she's 64.
good luck you.

Hope the housewarming goes OK :-0
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

I'm sure it will, at 64 she's got a good couple more house-warmings left
in her yet.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

there's always spontaneous human combustion
as a party trick
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Your mum

( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

The last Indian restaurant I went to gave me a free shot of kahlua.
It tasted vile but had a pleasant aftertaste, which made me finish it off.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

I've only ever had it as part of a cocktail.
It's an essential ingredient of a Black Russian, which is very nice.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

And in White Russians,
which are also nice.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

Yes, this too.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

A place on Cockburn Street that has since succumbed to the dreaded pub rot* used to do cocktails named after the seven deadly sins.
I think the Gluttony was a big milky thing with kahlua and rum in.

* you know, you go in one day and it's turned into a trendy wine bar with chrome tables and pine floors. And all the shouty old men start morphing into finance executives.
( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

There are a few places doing those.
Slain's in aberdeen, I had them all, for they were lovely.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

I ought to try spitting a rat one day,
just so that when I use the phrase "I wouldn't trust him as far as I could spit a rat", I'd actually know how far that was.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

I miss my ratties.
I want to get some more one day.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

Rats are awesome.
They're like pigeons without wings. Except awesome.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

Some sake is good. Some sake is not good.
This is the nature of sake.

This is, in fact, the nature of things.

edit: I feel I ought to end this with "grasshopper"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

damn you, buddhist monk
ta for your answer though
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

fish
revolting tasteless snot-textured pallid white fish

fuck off fish
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

Oh my,
you really are broken, aren't you?
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

fish is the only thing more bland than your posts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

Ahahaha.
HE GOT SERVED, BOY.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Oh, mike

( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

lol gud 1

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

Then you're cooking it wrong.
Seriously. Fish can be great.
Greater than you, if such a thing IS possible.
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

I beg to differ.
You can smother fish in sauce. He can't smother his posts in interesting.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

Shitty wine from a tap

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

Wetherspoons?

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

No, but my work is like a shitty independent Wetherspoons.
It's Stowell's wine, on tap. It's lovely
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

the only thing I really don't like is turkish delight and celery

I'd probably happily spray a turkish delight and celery milkshake in your shoes
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Turkish delight can make me vomit with force
Celery with a bit of salt and dip is AWESOME.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)

I'm with you on this.

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

it smells like warm flowery perfume sick
and has the texture like you'd expect the inside of a tumour to have
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

I'd say it's more like a goat's eye rolled in flour.

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

that made me laugh :p
yep, it's like an eyeball in icing sugar. NOT GOOD.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

I love turkish delight.
It's all squishy and wrong.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

nobody told me what it was the first time I ate it
I thought someone had spilt perfume on some chocolate :(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

I drank tropical flavour Taboo at a party once earlier this year.
I nearly died, but ploughed on because it was all that was left at 6am.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5367865
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

That's what HE said!

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)

in a previous thread!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

the smell of fried mushrooms makes me gag
to a point where I have to leave a room or be sick.

Ouzo / Sambuca, the liquorice spirits, they are vile, utterly minging.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

you fat rubbish
mushrooms are great
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

shove them up your arse, you terrible manc rapist

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

gladly, if that's what it takes to make you eat them

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

Ouzo is pretty grim,
but Sambuca's alright. Certainly compared to Tequila, anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

I didn't mind vodka, I guess it was the most flavour-neutral thing you could get
but aniseed ones were ming, and I couldn't think what Tequila was meant to taste of. I just drank shots of it, blergh.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

I think Tequila was only devised to make the rest of being mexican seem not so bad by comparison.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

Tequila is win
It's the best spirit.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

Erm, I'll sit this one out.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)

they work with
blackcurrant thought.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

mmmm, blackcurrant mushrooms

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

is that like strawberry reason,
and lemon and lime logic?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

Mushrooms and blackcurrant, eh?
*notes to try blackcurrant in tomorrow's risotto*
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

Ouzo and black
or Ricard, i don't mind... :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

I love sambuca!

( Cae1, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

I tasted a cookie some one at work had bought in.
It was utter shite, cookie are meant to be nice.

I did actually spit it out.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

Hey Hey Wildhear baby
*upside down fives*
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

Hey Mr Hat.
*upside down fives*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

Did you say "What the fuck is this? You call this a cookie you fucking piece of shit?"
and as they stood there gasping you said "Come on, say something you little cock sucker!" and then you pushed them and they fell over and then ran away as you shouted "I don't want to fucking see your miserable mug around here again, you fucking lowlife, good for nothing maggot!"

Is that what you said?
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

That is word for word.
What was said.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

another one for the wank bank
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

with Syncubus wanking in the corner, that's just great

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

There's no need to get sake.

( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

Now you've gin and done it.

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

best observation ever
ta :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

Quite like sake, it's much better than the Chinese version.
I've tasted many things and unicum is comprehensively the worst.
( Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)

uni
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)