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Imagine how tragic it must be to recieve anything to do with Top Gear as a Father's Day gift?
I mean, SERIOUSLY.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

It would be AWFUL for me
As I'm a woman and I don't have any kids.

What's wrong with Top Gear?
(Northern Lovely, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

YOU'RE A WOMAN?! Well, hello there sweetcheeks.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

You dirty bugger.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

Don't worry Baroness, you're still my #1 gal.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Oh tony! *swoons*

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

you're not funny or offensive

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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Haha, yeah', ok then.
So, anyone have a good daY?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

i have 7 knat bites on my forhead, i look like some stange star trek creatures, is there a convention on so i can enjoy myself?

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

yeah', look in the calendar.
Look for any event with more than 10 people, because then there is bound to be someone you have something in common with... even if it is a crippling smack addict (bring your buisness cards in case they are).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

it's all cocaine these day gonz, us smack addicts are a dying breed, i barely sell an oz a week
still can't grumble
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I'm sure there are worse gifts out there

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

like a giant flaming ball of gas
"this is a terrible present, it's ruining the ceiling, you're a useless son"
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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

The kids bought Mr Sp@m the Polar and African specials for christmas.
he thought it was an awesome pressie!
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

I bought my dad gin.
I had bought him a selection of beers and ciders, but last weekend he phoned to tell me he'd just been diagnosed as diabetic so I had to drink them. Luckily he can still drink gin and slimline tonic so he's not too upset.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

no one got me anything for fathers day :(
you insensitive cunt
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

count yourself lucky, i got 2 t-shirts, one looks like it has pink on it, i'm not a bummer :((((((

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

step down from last year
lovely fishing cool bag weren't it? gutted.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

i'm now seen as a metrosexual or summat, ffs

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

its all those gaybo soups you get from the gayboy shop

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

my children know nothing of my love of fancy soups
kept it down eh
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Not one of the kids?
Oh, man, after all you've done for them, all those sacrifices !

I would have thought the baby-mama would have at least stumped out for The Office Specials DVD.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I'll be able to apply for these soon.
This is my way of telling the internet that I'm going to be a Dad.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Subtle, aren't I?

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

poor cow, imagine having to push that needy, attention seeking aborted foetus out of your cunt

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

QUICK GET NATIONAL ENQUIRER
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT'S FACE
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I've a fat face

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Half of this doesn't make sense

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

i sure she will see sense and abort, like i bet your mum wishes she had, and like i wish you would to your life
you know, like just fuck off and die
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Jesus fucking christ

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

i'm not no, but if i was i'd see to it that everyday your life got so pathetic that you killed yourself in the manner of my choosing
probably molten lead funnelled into your arsehole
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

haha
yeah

good banter, forum, times.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

You've knocked up Pickle Fairy?
:(((((((
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Yes.
Because we had sex.

With each other.

*wink*
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

How did you trick someone into bearing your offspring?

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

I got a girlfriend and we had sex and used protection
A huge malicious plan
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

ahhh
well played, sir.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

You're so edgy and cool, can you make me edgy and cool?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

No,
no
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Oh man, i'm never gonna get chicks to dig me now.
=((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Attention seeking fucking liar.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Haha
This has been tearing me up for about a month now, though
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Wildheart's known since late April

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Congratulations, I suppose.
OR NOT. Whatever.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

I love the internet

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

:-D

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I just feel sorry for her
trying to push that huge head and face out.

Congratulations by the way :)
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Ta
I'm excited now. Was absolutely scared. But we're back together now, which is excellent. One day at a time.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Well done on keeping it quiet.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

yeah that would be about the most terrible thing ever to happen in the entire history of the world.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Most present you get from your kids are rubbish
except they're from your kids.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I was not expecting him to be The Stig.
Amazing.
(mingeswingers, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Who did it end up being?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

SCHUMACHER!

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Never mind that shit
Listen to me
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

schumacher
michael
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Michael Schumacher
I was WAY off, I thought it would be a woman.
(Northern Lovely, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

No way.
CHB came back with a photo of him on his mobile and it definitely wasn't him.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

It seems Schumacher
owns the only Black Ferrari FXX in the world.

www.motorauthority.com/schumies-special-edition-black-ferrari-fxx.html

I think it's just a one time thing.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

Ooh nice.
Although I do feel that the only correct colour for a Ferrari is red.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

JMG

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

are you so alone that you've no-one there in the room with you that you can turn to when you need to make a banal comment?

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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

.yes

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Gooddeed89, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

OH GOD YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME ! LIKE I'M NOT EVEN THERE !
/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

i just talk to myself, but i bore me to tears, we had a massive row earlier and i stormed out, i must have gone to bed now, good, tedium

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

SO YOU'RE FUCKING HOME ARE YOU!!1111!!111111 ONE ONE

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

yes dear
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

:(
stop. this is the next stage.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

i'm not even going to click on that but assume...
is it sebastian winnet b3ta forum poster wormulus?
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

it sure is.
that's where you're heading.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

meh, i was doing it long before him
prof fnord even done it as a time spaz, great times, wormulus is waaaaay behing the times
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

I'm pretty sure he's not the full time stig

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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

no way :O

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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Way

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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

I thought it was Johnny herbert

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

My money was on Stirling Moss

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

won't be him every time
they wouldn't trust BEN COLLINS to drive a FXX that not even their owners can drive without asking for it.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

I want to drive a steam train
NOW!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

My money was on Maureen Rees

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

My money was on Maureen Bees

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

my money was on giant bee

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

my money was on bea arthur

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

My honey's made from bees

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

My baby don't care for nobody but bee.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

BzZzzZZzzZz

(bou bees, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

some say he stings south africans in his spare time...

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I didn't watch it
I have recorded it though. Unlike Dexter as my Sky is apparently shit.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

BLOODY 90NZO!

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

i see

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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

lololololol
90nz0.com/stuff/chris/rick.gif

I can't be fucked to screenshot the rest, but here are some highlights

Oh, is it that other Charlotte you want to do those things too? She's a lucky girl. Stop acting coy rick.

and

Nah', the one you meet up in that club last month, the one with the kid and the fit babysitter
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

Ha ha, you scamp ;)

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Naughty boy!

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

New Top Gear on BBC2 starting soon
They seem to have kept it really quite for some reason, I haven't seen it advertised.
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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

OH YEAH, When is top gear on, have I missed it?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

8pm bbc2
I.E. NOW
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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

PHEW. Jesus.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Thanks magnum
for saving my life
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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Thanks Magnum, for saving my life.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

I LIKE THIS!

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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Oh good, its on now.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

wait, right now?

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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

GO
RUN

NOW. TV.
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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

oh god i can't find the remote :(

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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

What it on iPlayer live
although it's buffered a couple of times for me already.
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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

DO IT FASTER FOR FUCK SAKE.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Ergh.
Cars are boring, even the 'likeable' ones in that show are still the sort of cunts that you wouldn't waste your piss on if they were on fire and the audience are the worst kind of middle management twats who think that because they buy GQ and get a boner everytime they see a Tag Heuer watch they're James frigging Bond.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

what are you getting upset about here?
i can't be bothered to scroll back up to find out
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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Top Gear
I'm wailing and gnashing my teeth ineffectually.

Luckily my head dobber means that my 'pointless spastic' style idiocy can be transmitted onto the internets.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

who are you again?

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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

I'm just a man
sorry, I'm not a regular, although I've been accused of being someone called 'fanj' and gilgamesh respectively.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Don't watch it then

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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

i'm watching it now,
i didn't realize it still had those boring bits where clarkson talks about expensive cars for ages
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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

YEAH!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

9OODY BL0NZO

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

oh i'm really sure that's the only pic they could find of her
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Fox
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Complaining?

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

She looks like someone photoshopped her head on

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

What about him?
I've been at a BBQ, wine sunshine and red wine.
I drank half a bottle and, as I don't drink, I feel really sleepy now.

I have "The Unborn" to watch though.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Does anyone have a link to either...
That list of the most popular posts of 2008 that cr3 did, or, the qotw story about the guy who's wife died and has raising his child, slapped his g/f who hit her and now she's going to uni..?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

IT'S OK.
I've found it.

www.b3ta.com/questions/mixtapes/post120496
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

i fucking love gonzos

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

=DDD
*Clicky wicky*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

nooooooob
I need to copyright a design, the copyrighting website makes no sense to me. Anyone done it before?
(Holsinki, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Nope, sorry.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

I've carved out a successful career in the media, and in the world of travel.
However I am unable to deal with this request at this time.
I thank you for your participation, however.

Yours,
Sgt. JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Only a Sergeant?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

In the UK
you can copyright something by sealing it in envelope and mailing it to yourself. As long as it stays sealed until the point you have to contest it, the datestamp on the envelope provided by royal mail is legally enough to prove that you can up with the design on or before that date.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

this
or emailing it to someone would do the same thing
TMing something is more involved
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Emailing isn't a good idea
because it's possible to contest the dates on an email, and difficult to prove them. Royal mail is an established institution that has a lot of legality already tied into their date stamps. Royal Mail is by far the best way.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

is it possible to contest an email date
when it's all been saved remotely?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Some email clients use the date of the time the email was sent, according to the sender's computer.
Although using a system such as gmail or hotmail would be harder to contest, you might have trouble convincing a judge or jury of that. Royal Mail is so deeply ingrained into our society, people will take the date stamp as correct without question.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

but you could have steamed the letter open
but really i think you're right
/devils advocate
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

I was just thinking that
I'm sure there are more things you can do to help prove it though.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

JUST DO AS YOURE BLOODY TOLD.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

Thats
ace thanks!
(Holsinki, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

I've copyrighted all this advice
Pay me money if you want to use it.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

pedantry:
you automatically own copyright on everything you produce. the above is good advice for proving that you produced it
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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Yes, you're right
I worded it wrongly. Thanks for clearing it up.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

So basicly an origional PSD would be good enough most of the time, when it comes to digital arts.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

A design of what?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

Do you have a copy of it that you can show us, so I can put it on Pirate Bay?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

if he showed it to us now
we'd all be witness to his magnificent creation..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

I bet it's well good, I hear Saatchi & Saatchi are attempting to hack into his Myspace right now.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

I am tired and I don't want to go back to work tomorrow.
I want pizza. Who's that guy? What does that thing do? Where do I know her from?
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Haha. That's great flowing football there.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Thanks.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

I like that bit in The Beechs when there on the beech looking over at the island that's got the main beech.
And Leonardio caprio is all like "How far do you think it is?" and then the french guy is like "I don't know, do you think it's to far to swim?" and the leonardo DiCaprio is all like "Only one way to find out", and there swimming and there like "Oh noes, there is shark" and the other one is like "oh noes, I'm being eaten by a shark" and then it was all a big joke they played on him and then Leonardo does a sware.

Isn't he so dreamy?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

Now they've found a field full of pot, which my flatmate tells me is an illigal drug.
The thai people are looking for them and they're hiding, it's rivating stuff, I'll keep you all updated.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

there is a monkey, but it's a bad monkey, but it's gone, so they are ok.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

B3ta just crashed, but he just jumped off a clif into the water and is now in a camp full of people my caretaker tells me to not make eyecontact with.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

There arr no bad monkeys.
Apart from Mike Nesmith. He bad.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Nope.
Two scary words: Mickey Dolenz
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

He made a film about my town.
I have to like him now.

This one:
www.britmovie.co.uk/genres/comedy/filmography02/007.html
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Gonz?
You really are odd somedays.
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Somedays?

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

ok
more than normal then
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

Meh', better than having a serious case of the offline emos, online.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Now that SexFace is off to see his internet girlfriend, are you holding sexy parties with the local womenfolk?
You better not have any INTERNET PEOPLE over, as it might get a trifle serious.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Thread got super gay with the post just over there
vvv
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Ah Gonz, your uncle might be in the know
What are the rules for skating in London? Bus lane or pavement?
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

Bycical lanes, bus lanes and pavements.... and a lot of common sense.
Wear wrist gards, seriously, they're the most important bit of equipment, if you fall, you're landing on your wrists, if you're going foward and do that, instant-snap.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Good plan
I forget if I have any. Do you know of any good skate shops in holloway/angel?
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Although, having said that, I have never stacked it.
I guess I could skate around a few times without them.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

I think, when you stack it (and everyone does), for every 3 miles per hour you're going, that's the equivilent of your body weight going onto your wrist joints.
So if you're going at 9 miles and hour, that's four times your body weight going straight onto your wrists.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

Yeah
and I'm not as light as I used to be. Thanks for the advice. I won't skate until I get the pads.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Pads ordered :)

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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Nice one.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

I'm so far out of that game, that I can't remember.
I think there is somewhere around Covent Garden, maybe camden, google will be your friend.

Or if you wanna head down our way, there is Skate Attack, and then you can go onto Trent Park for some good skating times.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

I'm out of the game too
my skates must be 10 years old now.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

Quads or Inlines?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Quads? Do you think I'm a gay?
I have Salomon ST8s.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

You gotta have quite powerfull legs to be a quad skater, they're a lot more heavy.
Plus when watching the hockey, it's always the inliners who tend to be more gracefull.

Personaly, I quite like quads, as long as no prick has put stoppers on them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

I've always been an inline guy
because I always wanted to aggressive skate. I wasn't fearless enough for it though.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

I used to have a half-pipe in my garden, only one person ever managed to do a drop-in (it wasn't me).
You're right, you can't really aggresive-skate on quads, well, you can, but they'll never be as good as the inliners. The figures skating seems better on the quads though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

That's bullshit actually.
Most 'on skates' things, like Disney, are mostly quads.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

Or at least, it used to be.
Starlight Express is/was all on quads.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

NO.
No. I am going to have a Co Op pizza or a stir fry.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

Just don't have their moussaka,
I hear a rumour that it isn't up to scratch.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

Okay
Their pizzas are A+++++ WOULD COOK AGAIN
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

this is not my beautiful house
this is not my beautiful wife!
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

be sure to wipe your cock on the curtains

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

I am currently suffering from GREAT FRUSTRATION
not sexually. I'm used to not getting any by now.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

I'm also not looking forward to going back to work
as I've had a week off, my manager is up to see us for 2 weeks and I'm going to spend 3 days this week on a project I hate.
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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

I have just had a week off too.
If I'd have known we could have done something. Together.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

I'm going to a bbq 11 minutes ago,
I have bought some boneless ribs,

Good points: they're easier to eat.
Bad points: ribs should have bones in

what are your opinions?
(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

I think I should do the exercise I promised myself further down the board
but it's just taken me ages to get home so I'm not feeling it. I think I'll go out around 8ish when it's cooler.
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

do some situps fatty

(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

on the plus side
they'll be less hassle to eat.

on the down side - it'll be stuck together lips, arseholes and offcuts. :(
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Hell no,
they're from Waitrose,
they'll be made from supercows that have had a better life than I ever will.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

unless they're pork,
I'm not sure.
edit: I just looked at the packet, they are pork, but you get my drift.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

for the prices waitrose charge
I'd expect someone to come and cook them for me, tbh. and do the washing up afterwards.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

Boneless ribs? Boneless fucking ribs.
You shocking cock.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

yes that's my thinking,
but this was a last minute thing.
I just picked up a packet that said "ribs" and 2 for £5
I wasn't thinking cleary.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

I think you should go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
And when you get to the barbecue, remember to dump the ribless ribs and your cheapo bottle of austrafornian plonk in the fridge and help yourself to something decent instead.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Everyone loves blue nun.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

you don't get the satisfying pile of bones to look at and think GGRRRRR I'M A MAAN

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

there will be a fire to play with
to up my man quota,

got to go now have fun everyone.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

Boneless ribs?
Surely the whole point of ribs is...
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Perhaps the butcher was a lesbian.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

JMG!
Streamline your complaints. Internet hero JMG is on.
What's the banter, on the internet?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

It's all down there, Mr. Geordie. Join in.

(

Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

I'd like to think there's better chatter to be had.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Possibly even an online fight between a few of you.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I've thought of a good punchline.
"Natalie Portmanteau".

Now I need a good joke to affix to it.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

When is a jar lightly open in that short film before the one on the train and you can see her arse?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

I heard Natalie Imbruglia likes merging words together. Natalie Portmanteau.

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

WITHERSPOON

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

If you look at this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau

It gives an interesting definition of mimsy.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

All that proved is that you had to look up what portmanteau meant

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

and?

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Bubbling banter blossoming beyond beautiful bountiful brainy barrels.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

everyone's saying you should be the new leader of iran

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

In the last few weeks I have neither seen any crop circles nor updated my sig.
Are these facts in some way relevant?
WHY HAVEN'T WE BEEN TOLD?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

it's a conspiracy engineered by the illuminati to something something something

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

They're messing with our water?
Our VITAL FLUIDS?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Stop shouting at me :(

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

That's not really shouting, though.
It's just typing harder.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

It's still noisy.
Everyone shush.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

It makes you think what else they've been hiding from us.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Ant and Decs' talent.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

It's the fault of the Pentaverate, ruling all from the Meadows.

(

Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Possibly.
Though I couldn't comment.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

I stayed the night in Hounslow and survived!
Cripes it was a bit scary!
i am home now in my lovely lovely Yorkshire!
I never got to see any other bits of London though as predicted, I saw lots of VERY LOW aircraft and we were woken up at 4am by it. And i went to visit a friend in Bucks on the way home. The wedding was fun and we had a lovely time. I have decided I couldn't cope with the London lifestyle though as everyone seems to be rushing everywhere.

Good weekend?
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

my local mp was punched in the head by some yoofs
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8111489.stm
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Yes.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

I'm still in my pyjamas, so yes.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

London. It's got lots of things in it.
The people who live there either can't afford to do anything, or choose not to, so only tourists see anything worth seeing.

I love being a Northerner. We have pie and peas and everything.
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

But surely if you're so far away from London you can't hear Big Ben and therefore do not know what time it is?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

We have a chain of people who all hold hands and squeeze on the hour.
If that fails, we light a fire and take 1hr 40 mins off the time it takes to reach Coventry.
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I can tell the time by looking at the sky.
*looks up*

It's daytime.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

I've been twice, it's a big city.
I'd like to go again.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

This evening I'm going to skate as far as my office to see if it's doable.
What are you doing to beat the fat and make JMG proud?
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'm only going to eat five packets of biscuits.
Not six.
(

thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

All great journies begin with a single step.

(

SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

...toward the cupboard.

(

thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

I'm doing 2000m on the rowing machine 3 times a day, swimming 3 times a week, cycling 3 times a week,
looking for a job and I'm on a diet.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

That explains the sig, then.

(

thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

the sig's back from when I was doing my exams at the start of this month actually.
Exercise is fun :D
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

oooOOOooo
Go you.
(

thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Looking for a job?
JMG won't be very happy.
(

SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

how else will I be able to get credit to blow all my money on beer and a massive tv?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Just collect dole payouts

(

SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

I won't get the dole if I try to apply now.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Of course not. This is Sunday afternoon, they'll be closed.

(

SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

In general.
I've not even graduated yet.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Balanced diet.
I've had a packet of beef, pickled onion AND flaming hot Monster Munch with my beer.
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

This is excellent diet advice.
*firm handshakes*
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

i'm going to plaice as far as the newsagent

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Is it fishy joke time?

(

SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

You'd batter believe it.

(

Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

You can never quite tell if these pun threads are going to take off or not.
I like the tenchion of it.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I went to the gym a few hours ago.
Now I'm making soup.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Serious fat-busting there.

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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'm lucky enough not to have problems with fat.
This is more for general fitness.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I'm going to buy a tub of ben and jerry's phish food and hurl it into a lake

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

i'm going to slowly drive my car through town with a sausage attached to the back dangling from a piece of string
once i get a good crowd of fat people following i'm going to lead them into a furnace
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

I ordered a diet coke to go with my bargain bucket
from the local southern fried botulism emporium.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

I carry a bat and a prodding sick at all times.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Alright?
My back hurts. I'm proper falling to bits since I hit 30.

How're you today?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

bored.

:-(
(

Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Well it is Sunday.
That's what Sundays are for, being bored and moaning about stuff.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

great, no offence

(

mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

You have offended me greatly
by not making any more Barry pics. I HATE YOU
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

i have no way of making them, sad times

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I like the way you, me and Gilgamesh dominate the popular page
it proves that, despite the mods intentions, this place thrives on surly bitterness and bile. Which is what you would expect from this quivering bloated pouch of greasy-pored wankstains
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Except we all like Mongy.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Gilgamesh is really sensitive to that kind of criticism, you heartless scoundrel

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

gutted

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

you'd be surprised gonz, some people have been quite horrid to me in the past, great offence

(

mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I think some of them might not see your more loveable side.
"Look of a surviver, husband, father, dissed by eminem, yeah', but takin' it by the rim, you see i'm classy, big will just got another twenty mill, walk right past he, I'm a nice guy, why you all harrasin' me?".

Take heed in those words.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

apart from TFS

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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Yeah, but nobody liked him

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Apart from Wormulus

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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

That's what I meant

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

everyone loves the surly cunts, they think they can change us man... no way, spastics

(

mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

You don't need to change mongy, it's the world around you that does.
And when the world changes, you will too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

you sound so marginalised

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

My son caught his first carp on Thursday.
He's also caught some perch, some roach and some tench.

He has caught the fishing bug...could you point me in the way of a 'starter' rod and the tackle he will need?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

of course i can, how old is reese now?
i will gaz you a little list later, got to pop out now, good luck to him though, fishing is a good healthy pastime for boys and girls and helps the respect their enviroment
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

He's 10 :)

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

cool, then i will advise getting him a 13ft match rod to start with, i'll have alook around, don't buy from argos et al, it is not worth it

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Careful now, it starts off as catching carp, but before you know it he'll have him
gassing jews.
(

Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

It's a risk, I'll give you that.

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

If only the bait shops didn't keep stocking Hassidics next to the mealworms
it always ends in tears.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

haha, you're old
i bet you go round supermarkets really slowly buying lots of cat litter
(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Not that slowly
and not an awful lot of cat litter. Some though. I don't have a trolley, yet.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Class A narcotics
will take your mind off the pain.
(

lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

LOLOMGDRUGS
no thanks.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Well
try some other source of endorphines.
(

lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Think I'll have another tuppa tea
and raid my ma's medicine cabinet.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Do you take a lot of Class A narcotics?

(

WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

haha
LOLIGNORE
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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

I'm FINE.
I'm drinking some Becks. You should come over and drink some Becks.
(

Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

I'm at my ma and da's house
so I can't. I want to drink some Becks :(

*stomps size twos*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

You're the butterfly who stamped.

(

Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.
Last night was fun. I thought Dunc was going to smash Ruth in the face a couple of times though.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I bet. Blimey, she needs sorting out, that woman.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Butterfly_that_Stamped
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Fine thanks
This morning I was exploring THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.
(

in vino veritas, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

WOWSERS ivv.
You know how to live :p
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

I'm fine. Trying to get mud out of my lovely suit though.

(

Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

How did you muddy up your suit, man?

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I was at a wedding yesterday and the evening do was at a rugby club. I found a rugby ball and set up a game.
I was the only fucker playing not to have changed from suit to normal clothes. Live and learn!
(

Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

*facepalm*
You massive div
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I'm gonna be honest with you Blue Star, I'm not having the best day of my life yet.
But the day is still young and the girl of my dreams could be right around the corner.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Daw Gonz
*hugs*
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

*Hugs it RIGHT up, in the FACE*
I think a guy like me could do with a trip up to that place that isn't quite as far as Birmingham, and is outside the M25, soon.
(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Are you wanting to come and visit again?
I think That Druid might be plotting and scheming something.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Yeah', it's like a little 24-48ish hour holiday, with all the excitement of [that big cinima complex] AND the biggest ikea i've ever seen.
I shall get my people to contact your people and maybe we can synagize our scheduals.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

*plots*

(

Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Hmmmm.
If it is after That July Weekend then we may also be interested in pootling over...
(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I think you'll need a hydraulic jig, six heavy duty chains, a peen hammer and some delicate coaxing with a sledgehammer.
It's the only cure
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

IT DIDN'T WORK LAST TIME

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

cut'n'shut's the only answer then

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Maybe.
I think a new spine or smaller boobs are in order.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I reckon an underbra that ran supporting legs down your side to your hips would be good
a bit like a spidery corset. Then your shoulders wouldn't hurt.

Either that or really powerful magnets on your nipples, and the same polarity ones sewn into your knickers so that they repelled eachother
(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I shall investigate these

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

I'm doing pretty good.
Tidied the flat, making a loaf of bread, been to the gym, requested a bunch of house viewings.
Now I might bum around for the rest of the day playing computer games.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Noice work.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

I've been watching my nephew try to play football.
He was on the field for ten minutes, then started crying. He still got a medal at the end of it all.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Ha ha ha
awww. What age is he?
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

It's his fifth birthday next week.
He was the youngest on the team and didn't have a proper kit, so he played in a Leed's Rhinos top and shorts.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Awwwww.

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

For fuck sake.
When I was a kid, we earned our medals. In Normandy and all that.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I fought hard to make sure he didn't get one.
I didn't lose a leg in Vietnam so they could reward pansies.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I'm so bored I'm watching marching band videos on youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3gb3-P3ygU&feature=related

It can only go up from here.
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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

That's pretty great stuff right there.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Awful, really awful.

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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

'Sup? Why so awful?
How was WOTW?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

You missed my smug post earlier.
I didn't realise till I got there but I had the front row centre seat.
It still can't quite believe it.

Just to repeat, Front row, centre seat.
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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I wish I could have been there
we could have been all uncomfortable and then started holding hands, wouldn't that have been perfect?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

I was sat between a really fat man in a Rush T-Shirt and a mad woman who photographed the whole thing.

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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Still hungover.
I've just got out of bed. Badger is going to make me some tea.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I didn't even drink last night.
I had too much on Friday night.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I didn't drink on Friday. This is probably why I've reacted to the tonic in this way.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Me too. I'm making up for it right now.

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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I'm hungover and I haven't eaten anything yet
eating seems like too much effort.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I've had a biscuit.
I am going to have to force myself to eat a sandwich or I'm going to feel properly shit all night.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

You need a Barry Norman's pickled onion.

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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

*goes a funny shade of green*

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

I'm never sick
but I really feel like I might be :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I had chilli for tea last night
the air in this room keeps reminding me
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Shit bluey,
proper shit.

Real info, online :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Oh noes
:(
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Really dozy due to antibiotics and painkillers
Wanting my tooth removed. It still hurts with codeine.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Stop banging on about it like a big girl's blouse, just pull the thing out
with a pair of pliers.
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Can't you get your hands on some smack or methadone?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I'm hanging over quite dramatically.
But I have still managed to lay a floor this afternoon. That's what real men are made of. Headaches and power tools.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Everyone knows Formula Un is shit. What would you do to liven it up?
I reckon landmines on the track, and fit all cars with tailgunners.
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

They should have to complete the race
in giant hamster balls.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

just exactly what is so shit about F1?

Is it really that much worse than any other big money sport on TV?
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

It is infinitley better than billiards.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I managed to watch a whole football match once
I've never managed to watch a whole grand prix
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

You know tha carousel at the fairground? Can you hear the twinkly music as the horses
go round? Well put men in helmets on the horses, and instead of the music make them all scream "NNEEEOOOOWW!".
That's Formula 1.
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Put kids in the playground
in football kits and place them in the middle of thousands of spectators and you've got football.

It's all relative to me.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

...
www.wildhorse.com/humor/insanity1.html
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

I like it because at least it's honest about being combat between the R&D departments of giant corporations.

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Allow pedestrians on the track.

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thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

400mph bears

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Experience has told me that green and red shells, bananas and mushrooms will enliven any race.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Mario Kart piss :)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

I love Mario Karts 64.
Wario is my speciality.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I've played it on GC, Wii and 64 also
But I'd have to say I currently prefer Wii, due to it being easier for me to control with the wiimote.

I do love 64 though, but not the races so much as the battles.

I liked Being Bowser as he had purple balloons and you could ram someone's balloons off them right at the start.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

the wii one is the worst one because 12 racers is too many
you end being buffeted by a constant shower of items
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I haven't got the wii version yet, I should probably give it a go.
I spent most of my second year at uni playing it on the N64, and bought it for my girlfriend for her birthday a year or two ago.
I'm so thoughtful.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

Make it more like Mario Kart.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Get rid of the safety car
so that all debris stays on the track.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

Or not allow ANY pit stops

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

SET THE CARS ON FIRE

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Have Irish accented workmen digging holes at various points of the track. One really beardy one
has to try stop the traffic to let a JBC cross over every few minutes.
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

You mean a JCB?

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Irish, innit.

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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

I hear that they're letting that Maggie lass back over into England today.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Shares in Guinness and anger have soared.

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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

allow cyclists and horseriders to compete

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

Fit all the cars with flux capacitors
so they can all race to reach 88mph and then travel to the future where they've won.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Replace the stering wheels with Mario Kart Wiimote/wheel thinggys.
And include a few jumps.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

I'd lay a football pitch over the track and have barcelona play man utd or something.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

No pit stops (unless it rains)
and reduce the amount of aerodynamic parts to reduce the amount of turbulence behind the cars so over taking was easier. Also, reduce the race to 40 laps. And get rid of Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley.
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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

We weren't supposed to answer it seriously, were we?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

OF COURSE WE WERE
THIS IS THE INTERNET.
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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

What, remove the most entertaining part?
Nazi themed hooker orgies all round I say.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

have some christians thrown to some lions like the old days

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Put them in the plastic kiddie cars
and make them peddle round the track making vroom noises.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Make them all use diesel

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

They should make the pit stops like normal petrol stations, and the cashier
should be a talkative lady from Barnsley.
"Ay up love, how are y'doin'? Smashin' weather up 'ere, eh? No rain tyres for you today!"
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

Two seaters, passenger seat occupied by
venomous snakes.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Porridge
What do you put in yours?

I'm trying a crumbled flake and a marshmallow. It's delicious.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

Golden syrup!

FTMFW
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

That I would be using if I had any.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

Alternatively...
My penis.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

Sounds like my type of porridge!

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

oh stop it you big bumgay!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

I can't help myself when it comes to you DD.
;)
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Milk and sugar.
Or golden syrup. You can't beat golden syrup.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

Surely they already have milk.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

But more milk.
Helps to cool it down. It's how my grandmother used to serve it to me.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

bacon, sausages and eggs

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

Sounds delicious.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

36 yards of bunting
just so that, halfway through breakfast, i can remove 36 yards of bunting from my porridge and surprise everybody
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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

Pffft.
That's something I need to see.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

when you pull your toast out of the toaster does it spring open into a bunch of flowers?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

sometimes it comes out as crispy toasted rabbit

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

Mmmmm
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8092921.stm
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

Whatever jams I have available
and the blood of my most recently slaughtered enemy, because pink food makes me smile of a morning
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

My penis
I don't eat a lot of porridge.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

heh
www.b3ta.com/talk/6242651

Penis - it's whats for breakfast!
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

Your name change has made you that little smidgen more humorous

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

I am glad to hear this.
have you considered adding another 'r'?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

Three r's fulfills all the requirements of modern literacy
Reading, Writing, and Ripping the Shit Out Of Everything I Come Across.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

Oh I see.
how droll.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Yeah
That's how I droll
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

It's wonderful to see you.
It's certainly a thrill.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

whiskey, and lots of it
sometimes i even forget to add the porridge
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

I don't really eat porridge.
I do mix my own cereal though, and lately I've been adding my freshly picked strawberries.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Sounds nice.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

nothing
because despite years of really trying to like it I can't. No matter how I make it or what I add, it's just soggy cardboard to me.
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moogy boobles, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

New thread!
Hello internets.

It's Sunday, it's very quiet on /talk and the British Grand Prix is being the usual dullery.

What's your one dream car then? Doesn't have to be anything sporty or expensive, just your all time favourtie car?
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

www.desperateseller.co.uk/findacar/used-cars/Volkswagen/Golf.asp?vendor=118902&orderid=AETV19353768
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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

haha, now thats a funky Golf.

I can't decide weather it looks a bit odd or not, looks like it's compressed.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

I think it's just an appalling photo

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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

OH MAN
www.stufffromthe80s.co.uk/images/vw-golf-convertible-1986.jpg
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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

phwoar!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

I fucking hate the veedub scene
especially the Down and Out crew. Sack of wankers.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

They guy who lives over the road from me
has one of those. Keeps it in lovely nick.
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

A GOLF??
Fucking hell, I didn't realise you were an accountant.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

I'm rubbish with car types and names
So I couldn't tell you what I like. My current car is a Mitsubishi Colt and it is aces.
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

at least you didnt say something like

"A blue one"
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

Nah
Trev tried his best to educate me in the years we were together.
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

You are a car fail.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

Mostly
But I can drive well. Which is more than you can say for most wimmin.
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

My missus passed her test last week.
Despite stalling twice during the reverse round a corner and then again on the turn in the road.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

You are a good driver.
I will give you that.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

i likes the big old volvos from the 80s and 90s
also the honda beat, cos it's diddy

and the triumph herald, though i know i couldn't be trusted to look after it
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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

Im rather fond of the 200-series Volvos
but once I flog the Beemer it's a Volvo 480 next on the list
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

just googled the honda beat.
Looks like a nice little car.

Would have to get a frog-eye sprite if i was after a diddy car.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

I really can't answer this question
but one day I will buy back CLC385T, the 1.3 Vauxhall Viva, and stick a 2.3carbed lump in it.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

I saw a smart car today
with an union jack and JODY SOMEONE, GB BEACH VOLLEY BALL on the side
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

it's clearly had the desired effect
of staying in the forefront of your mind.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

Is it there so emergency services know which car to deal with first in a crash?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

haha!
"Quick lads, this one might have good norks!"
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

"and they might still be attached!"

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

Jaguar XK-E

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

Oh yes, very much yes.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

pic...
www.automotivetraveler.com/images/stories/easygallery/resized/146/1236013922_1961_Jaguar_XKE_Tom_Krefetz.jpg
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

Porsche |:¬)

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

gods, that was a childhood favourite
i'll add that to the list of cars i love but will never allow myself to own
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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

Maybet if I won the lottery :D

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

I think that's how I'd view it
Good fun to borrow for the weekend, but I'd be too scared to drive it anywhere if it was mine on paper. I'd be one of those owners that doesn't let prospective passengers breathe too harshly near it, let alone ride in it.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Not ONE mention of a Honda Accord

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

so yeah
what's grrmachine's real name
www.theonion.com/content/news/awful_man_offers_witty_acerbic?utm_source=a-section
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I'M MOVING OUT TODAY.
ARGH THERE IS SO VERY MUCH TO DO.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

~~moving~~
Coming
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Did that ages ago.

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Rather slow on here, isn't it?

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Yes.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

At least I have things to do.

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

:(
I don't really, I've put my back in a spasm so I'm stuck in bed.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

You plum

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

I know
My ladyfriend had to put my trousers on for me, I felt like an old man.

I am 21.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

lovely

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

=)

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

\m/ (^-^) \m/

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

CHEVRON IN PROGRESS

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

COMBO

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

BREAKER

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

CUNT

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

twin

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

peaks

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

of chevron

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

missed one

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

was making a sandwich

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Mazal tov

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

MAKIN A CHEVRON HERE

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

CHEVRON COMPLETE

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

BANG
and the chevron's gone
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

NEW CHEVRON

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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

NEW DANGER

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

so yeah
The British GP build up has started.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

we have too many doctors?
make them form a waiting list
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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Hooray
Cossetted millionaires dicking around in overgrown RC cars, while dullards in expensive branded automobile clothing stare at them through their empty porcine eyes.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

is your username some kind or orthopaedic pun?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

No, unfortunately.
It was based on a rubbish troll's spelling errors, and I have come to like it. I may change it back to The Marsh though.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

ah, i see.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

Sorry,
that post was not nearly interesting enough.

How is your Sunday?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

very pleasant ta.
Shame about the GP but there ya go.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

Afternoon gorgeous.
How is your (assumed) watching of the GP going?
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Ello there.
Meh, bit of a dissapointing race really. Nevermind, nothing can cloud my happiness with a week off work!
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

Can't agree more about the race. In fact, dear mater has fallen asleep on the sofa watching it.
My Sunday is being marred by my impending return to work tomorrow after a week off.

I envy you. In more ways than one :)
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

Would this rubbish troll be a chubby cunt from Kendal,
going by the name of Ryan Bury?
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

I'm not 31 :(((((

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

or ulysses

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

Yeah, but I did fuck Circe once whilst I was slumming it around the Med

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

You're much sexier too.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

HOLD THE LINE!
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME!
How is Toto brightening YOUR day?
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

I'm going to have bacon and black pudding sarnies for breakfast,
sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

JAI HO!

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

Nothing can brighten my day.
I may have had a drink last night Easty. Just one or two.

*dies*
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

Oh, I was a lot like that Saturday morning.
Friday night I ignored the fact that I had signed up to work for nearly 12 hours straight the next day.
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

on the plus side
at least you had your hangover on someone else's time
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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

True, true.

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I have no milk.
I'm going to have to go to Asda if I want milk in my tea. Think on young lady.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

Yyou piss head :)
We're in your neck of the woods next sat
You around? Only during the day mind.
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

We should be, yes :)
I got very drunk last night. I don't remember coming home :(
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

You must have been drinking for me too.
/Sober Saturday
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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Oh dear
Too much gin
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

There's no such thing as too much gin, just not enough tonic.

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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

He/She/It/They are not.
Though I've had breakfast in bed, got some new clothes on, away to buy new shoes and rent Unborn, and am about to present my dad with a reasonably expensive bottle of Vodka.

This brand here if anyone here actually drinks the vile stuff.
Grey Goose
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

That was my dad's favorite.
Keep it in the freezer for the extra vodka'y goodness.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

I can't drink Vodka.
:S

I tried to get him a bottle of Valt (A Scottish Vodka) but couldn't find it.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Grey Goose is lovely.
Also Belvedere. Ciroc is my absolute favourite though.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

I'd never heard of any of them, but heard of Ciroc about 10 minutes ago while wiki-ing Grey goose, lol.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

My day is bright bright bright.
I have made 150 rounds of sandwiches with the crusts cut off and iced bloody loads of cupcakes.

Next up: make a father's day breakfast and have a nice bath.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

On the
downside I had my low carb breakfast, I hate eggs now and it's only been 4 days. On the upside I'm off to see Blur tonight as my friend is supporting. So that pretty much cancels out any bread craving woes I have today.
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moogy boobles, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Are they in Klaxons or Florence and the Machine?
Or have I got my dates wrong?

Florence has a bitch of a PR liason. Cutting me off mid question would you, cunt.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

nope
they are Magistrates news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/music/newsid_8077000/8077623.stm
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moogy boobles, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

I seek to cure whats deep inside, frightened of this thing that Ive become

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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN ON MARS COULD EVER DOOOO

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

With this piece of brilliance.
www.b3ta.com/links/Totos_Africa_A_cappella
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FoldsFive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

SMUG FUCKING COCK
I went to see a gig at the O2 last night.
I knew I had a pretty good ticket because I bought it very early.
What I didn't realise was that I had literally bought the best ticket in the O2.

FRONT ROW, CENTRE.
In the O2.
Last night
Me.

and Jeff Wayne, and a martian.
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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

So then, are you going to be fucking off again any time soon?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Oh

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

I'm here, by the way

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

just wait 'til someone
tells you about jeff wayne's swine flu, and the air con system.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Stop being so self important, you're not JMG.

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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

I've been in a better seat at the O2.
In a hospitality box with free food and drink, to make the music more bearable.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

looking down at the poors below

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

did you ask "so this is what you young people listen to these days is it?"
every five minutes?
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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

It was Girls Aloud, I tried not to think too much about the music and concentrated on the free drink.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

You weren't looking at the girls?
Are you a friend of Dorothy?
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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

I did that too.
They must have spent more time doing costume changes than they spent singing.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

i thought they mimed?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Probably.
At that level, the spectacle seems to be far more important than the actual music.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

live music has lost its way
or more likey the management just want to rip as much money as they can out of fans
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Jeff Wayne Win!
How was it?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Isn't it rather upsetting that the only people you can brag about this to are on the internet?
Is it because if you show your face in any of the pubs within a 5mile radius of your house you'll get your teeth stoved in for being an irksome cunt?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

So, you're assuming he's only told us?
By that logic, *you* also speak to the internet only
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

In English, yes, that's right
otherwise I'd have to hang out with the girl-leering beer-swilling rah-rah-rah expat crowd. And the local Yanks. Double Fuck That with Fries.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

The hell are you on about

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Im not in England, am I
so there's not many people around to speak English to.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Scotland?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

The prospective amount of clients up there would make English teaching a lucrative business
if only the tight-fisted cunts ever spent their money on something other than booze.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Okay
So EVERYBODY, who lives in England, and are also simultaneously on b3ta, are all sad.

GRRRMACHINE, EVERYBODY

*Wild applause*
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

It doesn't sound too ridiculous.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

SADDO.

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

The chances of getting that seat were a million to one, he said.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

I'm sure Seb wouldn't mind a hand full of men

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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

~~'m Seb~~
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

haha I like this

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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

That's lovely

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

That's Dovely...

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

Whoever came up with that five minutes ago must be a genius

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

*breaks the bad news*

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Im firing Friz from b3ta
Along with baldmonkey
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I don't believe you

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

You can't fire... THE UNEMPLOYED!
*jumps out of a window*
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Thank you Friz...
The royalties are on their way.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

Oh man, told you it was one of the best live things I've seen.
Amazing, innit. =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

It's Father's Day
Have you told your Daddy that you love him yet?

I saw my Daddy yesterday, he gave me a telly. But he has a card, with a £10 gift voucher for Games Station in it, to open today.

alt: if your Daddy is dead or touched you at night, tell me the last time you skipped.
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

I gave him a card and a very nice bottle of Scotch.
One of the things we have in common-a mutual love of whisky.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Not yet, I'll give him a ring in a bit.
And ask him why he hasn't given me a telly.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

I got a father's day card.
Yeah.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Wait 'til you get one where they've
written their own name, granted with one or two of the letters back to front.
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

Yeah, this year he just got me a nappy so bad I thought I was going to need to borrow Hankster's radiation gear.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

*boik*
I'm glad I don't have to do that anymore. Well, not until I need to use them.
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I completely forgot
and now I feel bad. But then realised that he hasn't given me a telly. Cunt got what he deserved.

(not really I love my Daddy)
(Bababoon, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

The parents got themselves a RATHER LARGE new telly
So I got their old one, because my telly was slowly dying a death (tube was packing up).
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

That sounds like a (very expensive) telly.
My dad won't be getting a card because I fucking hate them and he thinks they're pointless. I'll go round after the grand prix.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

I always send my Pops an E-card
he lives in a land far away and the postman always opens cards or steals packages, plus I'm as tight as a gnats chuff.
(Bababoon, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

this one is me as well

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WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I skipped when leaving work on Wednesday, because I had Thursday and Friday off in addition to the weekend. Tomorrow, however I shall trudge on my return to work.
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C, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

I'd rather be a faggot with 4 days off work than be straight and just get 2 days off.
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C, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

you'd be fucked up the arse for a three-day week?
Now work out how much you are paid daily, times by two, and that's how cheap you'd sell your rear, you filthy povvo rentboy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

both my parents are dead.....
but my kids got me lotsa woosome bits.

oh and i don't skip.
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

I did a bit of skipping, in town, yesterday
to embarrass my eldest daughter. It worked.
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

always good to wind them up
Makes us all happier inside but the kids die a little inside
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

I bought a card yesterday but didn't post it yet

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

DO IT NOW!
It's still got 14 1/2 hours to get there.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I've no stamps, I'd have to throw it really hard to get there

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Use a pigeon.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

WILL YOU SPARE A THOUGHT FOR YOUR POOR OLD DAD WITH NO CARD.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I'm eating tesco caramel shortbread
it's the worst caramel shortbread I've ever tasted, I think it's some sort of punishment
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I bet your dad's got some fantastic caramel shortbread round his house.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

i skipped yesterday, in the middle of the cairngorms national park
it's very nice out there, i recommend it
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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

HEY SPACEY!

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

hey doof! hey doof! hey doof! hey doof!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

I've got a hangover the size of Greater London.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

i had my hangover at around 9pm yesterday
thanks to my use of booze as a way of making long train journeys pass by faster
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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Thats why I like National Express East Coast
I can make use of their free Wi-Fi for teh internets.

It makes the journeys between Leeds and Kings Cross seem not so tedious.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

It's not Father's Day in NZ
so they can fuck right off til September as far as I'm concerned
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

shush it up, Forrin.
:o)
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jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

The trouble is, Dad will take it personally, but pretend he hasn't and brood over it for months
and Mum will feel guilty and annoyed and brood over that for months.

Then they will come to visit, but not mention it, and there will be an atmosphere of tension in the house that I won't know the reason for, which will make me tense and irritable, and I'll take it out on MrSpong, then he'll have a go at me and it'll turn into a massive row. He'll blame my parents, I'll defend them and feel guilty about it and it will all go on for another 12 months til I forget some other utterly pointless event that my parents seem to attach significance to.
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Just never invite them into your house again.
That would give them something to brood over.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

your dad sounds like a bit of a queen

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spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I'm about to send him a text
them I have to go and buy him something. It was his birthday last week as well :s
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Twatson!
*hugs*
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Hello gorgeous :)
*hugs*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

I bought mine wine
Not told either of my parents that I love them in years.
Plus I smell of weed.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

<s>d</s>

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

that too

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I am listening to Tegan and Sara on my headphones. What cha doinnnnn?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

Drum programming
Because I'm bored and angry that the traffic was so bad that it spoiled my plans for the day and had to turn back from a day trip to Krakatoa!
(Also planning on a pub lunch in about an hour)
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

Blimey. Sounds like a lot of interesting things going on there.
I've not played around with Cubase in a while.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

Unearthed an old Roland DR 550 MKII
And forgot how much fun it was...the traffic was shit, I did not know that the Jakarta 482nd birthday celebration started today and as a result the roads were a fucking nightmare. Bonus, the pub is only 300 yards away!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

I just farted and it smells like some cheese died in my arse.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Laying on my hotel bed in Edinburgh with a good old hangover
Listening to Ms Official have a shit in the less than well insulated bog. Still, it's sunny out and I fancy an open top bus tour.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

Living the high life...

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

hahahaha, ahhhh... excellent.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

I'm well posh me
I'm not holding out much hope for myself. Chillified monkfish and guinness for dinner last night.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

I'm listening to Voodoo People remixed with Pendulum, keeping myself a wake.
Dont know why, got fuck all to do today. How come you're in Scotty anyway?
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

I love it here
Edinburgh is my favourite city and they do killer breakfasts
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

My mum lives up on the coast about 20 miles out of Dumfries, it's genuinely amazing there.
I've said this before to people, but theres just no better feeling than there being nobody except you for ten miles in any direction.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

The should use this as..
The text on one of these "Love is" greetings cards!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

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