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# Don't know about you but I think it's all getting a bit out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
so true
edit: You liar! There's twenty blades!
edit:edit: Maybe there's 19... my head's fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# And it'll only cost
£97 for a pack of four.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# and yet somehow
never been done.....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# nope
there's the blue what-the-hell-is-this-bit-for-oh-yeah-it'll-stretch-your-skin-first-they'll-believe-that-won't-they-bit, 19 blades, then the "glide strip" on top.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# seconded
though it took me about 20 attempts to count them. does your eyes in, that.
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I gave up and took my best guess.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# brilliant
extrapolative predictive potatoshopping
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# been done
there was an infinity one a while back

still good though
(1, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Infinity?

How the hell do you draw that?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# it just kept going
off the edge of the pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# He he
like it
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# i love the warning
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I do like
your caution.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# shave rave!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# you know it
will happen, too

i would patent that if i were you. seriously.

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# arf!
That's about right.

And this time... The handle's BLUE! So it'll shave bluer! Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Cool!
I'm going to invent one with an electric blade conveyer belt, so you get a constant stream of blades. Equivalent to a Mach-Infinity.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# shave as close a a fish
or your money back
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# coffee on keyboard via nose.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# made from magic and pure fruit....
the gillette mach 19 super turbo alpha edition can shave a face from 3000 feet while curing disease and landing on mars
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Must have...must..have...
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I recognise that razor...

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# There we go.
Nice edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Thought it was the exact same image
Sorry.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Same source pic by the look of it.
Aw, nice to be fluffy again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# too right
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# "Car's at Terminal 2,mate, sorry. New controller, bloody useless. Business trip, is it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Woo.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# hehe
hehe
& thrice hehe
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Oi You...
wtfayboa...


remember? =D
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# i was really hoping youd forgotten that....
BASTARD!!!!

lemme skin up and ill see what i can do :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# That sign should say
"Cock", not Bush
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# There's loads of posters up around town
with "Charles: loves cock, hates Bush" on them. I laughed. Then i told peaople in the canteen at lunch, and they didn't. cranberry.

%
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# haha
that's fantastic
i'm still undecided as to what my slogan should be
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Last page Dave#3


sorry to spoil the story line for those of you who are following it but I really liked this one
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Hahey!
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Yaaaay
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# mmmm
pubes . . .
(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
i wish i could draw :(

does anyone know what a kpl file is and if it will play in windows media or real player or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Kipperliver?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# ok
i have the mp3 now, not to worry.

'Emma Bunton - Maybe' is a really fantastic song, if anyone hasn't heard it..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# my arse
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
you weren't serious were you?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# maybe it's nothing
maybe it's all just in my mind. Maybe i'm foolish, maybe it's just a waste of time.

But I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# maybe its because
I'm a londonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!
(pikey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
good one!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# It bloody well is!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I'd say
it's very bad, but it's barely worth having an opinion about
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Havin' a laugh
incha?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# christ, no
i'd rather chew broken glass with my anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# ooooh!
*deletes mp3*
*goes down to bottle bank*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# jamaica?

oh, i thought that was a joke...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# it's a kazaa playlist
according to this anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I think
it's a special kazaa file that doesn't do anything for anyone else... or in anything else
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# ahh
thank you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Is that a 'milk' moustache
on Dave's lovely laydee?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Nah, that's her teeth
You do realise that you're the only person to have received issue#2 so far as I've been so slack!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# They're teeth?
But it looks like her mouth is the small square pretruberance at her chin - oh well, must be my eyesight.
Hehehehe- that's coz I sent you the SAE rather than wait for you to get organised. But it is a bit bad if you're sitting on their cash doing nout.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Yeah
I've got £8.94 of virtual cash sitting there with no idea how to get it!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# :D

why does Dave only have a single bed? Not exactly a passion-pit, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# S'not
his place izzit!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Aha! Sorry - told you it was
my eyes - and clearly my not reading the text too.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# he's at the girl's house..
and i don't suppose she's used to getting much
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# yaaay!
nice pant moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# He brought it
on himself I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
i can't wait to see it now.

i'll get issue two monies to you soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Fantastiche!

Can I order a copy of Dave 2 please? Shall i put my order in for Dave 3 a the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# If you go to
www.another-world.biz/dave/
you can pay by paypal
otherwise an SAE and a pound coin to me at:
Dave Comic, 145 Stanley Road, Teddington, TW11 8UF
would do the trick.

I have been slack mailing them out but I'm getting on top of it now. It was the postal strike that did me! I wouldn't bother ordering #3 just yet as it's not finished yet. It's written and about 1/3 drawn at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Superb!
That fag end in the Newkie brown can is a master stroke!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Heh - see Dr D's comment above -
don't bother ordering one - I'll lend you mine when I next see you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# You're on
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Ooh!
you buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# So pull your
finger out!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Right - anyone else?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I would
Think I have actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha
class!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I
Would! Woo!
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Extreme sports are just getting ridiculous,...

(HoTWire, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# free-climb it free-climb it hard
Extreme
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Trunksailing?
(Sabertoothed_monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# TO THE MAXXXX
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Double Exxxxxxteeeeeeeme
Woo yay to the max
(HoTWire, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Take me to your feeder

*phweep*
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Oh yes
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# me likes
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i say!
quality.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Hooray, I can use
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# That's a lovely Yay
for a lovely picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# hi
cockalorum
(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Woo!
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Oh my
that is somewhat lush and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# That's very special
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Hippy
Barfday (wich I had the technology to animate that at work)!
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# most woosome!

TJ werks closed early again! i'm off home!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Eggs
terminate.
(Daveybaby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Had my bike nicked last night.


Bloody cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# RACOON!
(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# don't feel to bad
someone pinched my nuts last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# hazel
or brazil?
(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# pea
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# coco
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Someone pinched a bike off me once.
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i've never had a bike that wasn't.
cept my tricycle. . .that got run over . . .
(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# I had an in-pant nutscratch accidentalfingerping/aaaargh-it-hurts-it-hurts
situation last night
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# woo
that's nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Hmmm...
(Sabertoothed_monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# why yes
yes indeed
(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# (sorry if shes been done before) - HRH Kylie Selassie, ai


(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# i would!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# only if she wore the hat with the feathers
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# i took that as a given.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I took that as a gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# I think
we'd struggle to find someone who wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# what about SE?
he has high standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# you
sure?
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# i
wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# me
neither.
overrated tedious bint
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I did her last night
while the wife was asleep!
/edit: painting in the crotch area made me feel slightly guilty..
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# i didn't know she was married
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# rrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrr........
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I would...
n'ting!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# i and i might
.
(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Phwoaaar!
I'd put my pee-pee in her mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# EEEWWWWWWW

OAP SLAG!
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# ??????
how come her legs are bigger than her body?
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# thats the
way i like her.
(i'm also no good at proportions!)
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# He loves the way the wind feels on his ears,...
(HoTWire, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# He's not bloody wearing a helmet though!

Huhuh I said 'Helmet'

Woo! to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# That's just stupid!
Riding a motorcycle without a crash helmet - I dunno, pup's today...


Woo Yay, and indeed, Houpla!


EDIT: Gah! B3tan to it :o(

EDIT2: Is it just me, or does his engine sound a little ... ruff?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# You should
be ashamed of yourself after that feeble joke
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I bet
he's feeling really proud of himself.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# oohh
did i ruin it for him?


if so i appologise
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Actually
I'm just feeling ... myself.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# no crash helmet?
he's just an accident waiting to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Ooooo
look how Safety Conscious we all are!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# i know
Essex county cycle proficency champion 1985.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# he's a dedicated swallower of fascism
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Oh yes he is
....Oh yes he is
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# not quite
it's a Billy Bragg song
:)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# a dedicated swallower of flies
with no protection over his nose and mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Always wear
the correct protective clothing when animal/human crossover riding.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Steady On!
(spudhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# That's treason that is
Lock him in the tower!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# yes please do....
....
(Punk-Ass, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha
First one of those to really make me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# arf!
cheeky cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# ooooh, they think of everything in America

sorry, no hummus and got to go back to work, bye!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# it's like some crazy japanese game show
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Or some crazy game show that
turns you Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Does
everyone avoid you like a psyched lone ranger?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Yes
and
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Oh are those the words?
That was the one line I never knew what on earth they were saying.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# YOU A WINNER!!!!!!!!
now you must face the swimming monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Super Fun Monkey Bonus Round!!!
Swim Against Monkey Rythym For Maximum Bonus Ultra Point. Wank For Super Fun Rewards
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# please insert
super monkey ball disk!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# please be being fast
to ascertain suitable reward. Quick melon fries big big monkeycock!
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# anyone know
a good face morphing website?
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# errm
perhaps www.doityourselfinphotoshoplikeeveryoneelse.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# no i mean
wen ya twist celebritys faces up it isnt to put on here just for my own personal enjoyment!


did that sound gay?
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# only
if you're talking about men and you're male :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# ummmmm


ooookkk then

im a bit scared now
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# or yes
if you're talking about "gay" in the 1950's "we had such a gay time" sense
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# i love
having a very gay time with my friends

only on weekends
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# someone posted
this the other day

haven't tried it yet
(stone the crows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT HURTS MY HEAD
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# BUT
I cant resist looking at it
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# what's the penalty
for jaywanking?
(stone the crows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Nob guillotine
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# cock off!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Cock
hopper.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# her eyes
should pop
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# what?
down to the post office to get me some stamps?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# I HATE CAMERON DIAZ
GET HER OFF , GET HER OFF NOW!
(mingegashup, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# no
i love her.

she will be my wife one day.

or i shall be arrested for stalking, what ever comes soonest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# harsh
but fair
(stone the crows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Anyone know how Batsgirl's new job

is going?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# I dunno.
Is it air traffic controller in the Manhattan area?
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Yippee Ki Ay Motherfucker?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Batsgirl has a new job?
What's she doing?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Not sure.
It'll be detailed in her blog which is www.marydoesstuff.something or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# She's working for the
Shaw Trust - check out her blog, there's a bit about it...

www.marydoesthings.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# He, he, he
Multipurpose URL ?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# sonny_jimbob would probably know
but 4rthur says he sloped off for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# i have sloped back
she's doing good, enjoying it, but i haven't had a full report yet.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's brilliant.
i'd been wondering about that too
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Well hellooooooo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# wahey!
isn't he just dandy!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# woo!
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Well, hello!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Hello there
smiley fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
helloo there young man thing
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# They have to catch him every time they want him to play...

...and give him a deer when he scores a try.
(Sabertoothed_monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Good luck to the
egg-chasers on Saturday.

YAY!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# He's a hero!!!
he's a hero!!!

Stick up your arse the Aussies!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Hurrah! Talking of celeb lookey-likeys...

This didn't deserve its own thread...
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# un
canny
(stone the crows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# you got the muppets quiz too then?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Which
is witch
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# quality postage
woo etc.

Her maj will be supporting us on Sat.

Gawd bless 'er
(pea roast)
(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# are things fluffy again now?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# i don't know
i just.... don't know...
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# If they weren't before,
they are now.

God bless you :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# yay
woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Arf
the little stunner
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Eek!
So that's where Jonathan King's got to...
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Yay
He reminds me of Johnny Depp/Hunter S Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Give us a kiss,
gorgeous!
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# use the sauce, Luke

sorry
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Hoho!

Too-soon-to-repost-so-linkied-sauce-related-imageness
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
#
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Tis a mere
flesh wound!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Lordy
I think this may be the finest use of illustrative photography on a web page, ever.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Hehe
pretty spectacular use of paragraphs too
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# incomprehensible bollocks?
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Arrrg, the text, the text
: )

TJ: Prob GC but have a linky www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# that's fucking-pop-up-tastic mate
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# christ on a bike
have they never heard of formatting?
that whole thing is just horrible
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# i think you're wrong
i think it's a bit cack
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# it's written in the way that a rambling old
irishman might speak, too
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# There seems to be a problem with the cat5...
(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# maybe there's a hairball somewhere.
(1, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# lol that's terrible
i like your style ;)
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# i'm trying to build a network at home
but my cat likes eating the cat5
seriously, i don't know what to do about it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# my mate
named his cat cable because of such stuff
(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Run a high voltage live cable alongside the cat5.
Your cat won't chew the bundle more than once.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# get wireless lan
then you can just fry your cats brain with radiation waves
(JBoom, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# radio?
I was never good at science, but I believe that radio waves are different from radiation. Still, fry your brains at enough frequency, but I don't think wireless is strong enough. Pleae correct me if I am wrong.

not really trying to be an ass, I really am curious if they are the same or not
(cheeseballs, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Radio waves
are a long wavelength/low energy part of the EM spectrum aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# googled
according to http://imagers.gsfc.nasa.gov/ems/radio.html yes
(cheeseballs, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# yes they are
but there's microwave radiation which is radio wave type stuff, and then nuclear radiation which is particles and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# so, in conclusion
JBoom was correct?
(cheeseballs, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# not exactly
lan radiation isn't high enough frequency, i belive it's less powerful than mobile phone radiation
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I doubt
that any of us can site suitably conclusive studies of the effect of LAN radiation on feline brains, so it's a moot point really.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Yes.
Nuclear radiation exhibits wave/particle duality anyway, I think. In short, they're all types of radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# yes but if you belive in string theory
then particles and radiation are one in the same, if you consult Eipenhowers feline cranial radiation resistance tests (1957, published by national science magazine) youll cleary see that they are highly resistant to nuons and pi radio waves up to a strength of 13 rads per square inch....
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# This made me chuckle.
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Eipenhowers+feline+cranial+radiation+resistance+tests+&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

That and the fact I bothered to google it........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# kill it
failing that, go wireless

OR for comedy effect, you could disguise a live power cable as cat5, then see how often the cat chews it after that!

I take no responsibility if you have to use a crowbar to get the cats jaws open after this
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Cat-killing mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# wireless is too expensive (ie more than £2.50)
we're tearing the old network out of this office, so i get all the cables and sockets for nowt.

but mabye if i ran a low current cable alongside it, just enough to give it a jolt, or mabye if i just creep up behind it and slap a custard pie in its face
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Run it along the ceiling and down the wall
instead of along the floor. If you have picture-rails, that's perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# NO!
that would be a sensible and responsible thing to do.

still the wallpaper has claw marks near the ceiling, i've never been certain how they got there
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Mmm pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Use co-ax
Technically superior too.

Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# I use optical
That's the one where the torches shine at each other, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Arf
My network at home was co-ax for a fair few years. Those were the days *sigh*

/nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Oh the punnage
Won't somebody think of the punnage...!

woo yay!
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# I am angry with my university.
They keep their network hub
downstairs
in an unconditioned room
with about thirty high-end PCs for video editing.

So no lesson today, due to fried network and chips.
cranberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# groan
!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Fantastic!
But I've no idea what it's referring to. I'm too stoopid.

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Homer: Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddd!
:D

I like it though.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Woo to you!
And can I just give out one big generic WOO! to everyone elses pics at the same time - I'm stuck in dialup hell today and can't get this thing to work half the time...
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I only just had mine upgraded


/respost, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# US of A Fluffyfies its style,...


More user friendly than the clown,....
(HoTWire, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# hehe
...must...resist...reposting...favourite...b3ta...post...ever...

*pah* too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# thank you
for sharing! Excellente.
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# now that
is good!

Deserves a woo. And a yay. And a houpla!
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Cher! Over 'ere! I'm yer biggest fan, I am!
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I love that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Marvelous :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# How
peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# fab!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)

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