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# Pussy at high velocity

..sorry about the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# hehe
chortle
guffaw

and even a little arf
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# what a tubby pussy
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Must resist repost
Can't...


Woo to yours though. Comedy anvils are always a winner
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Love the sudden realisation of the inevitable anvil at the end. I imagined it with a 'SPANG!' kind of noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Brilliant.
A mini epic! (mind you, not he kind of 'pussy at high velocity' I was wexpecting, but still).
(Bob Hopelessness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# blimey !
you must have spent quite some time on this ...
Nice job !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# anviltastic!
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# love it love it love it!
Erm, did I forget something?
Oh yes - I LOVE IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# A little rough, but you get the idea

with thanks to jkf for the inpsiration - werk you silly link!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Todays Daily Mail page 20


(Mushy pea, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Ha!
Great stuff, well done you
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Thank
you
(Mushy pea, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# did I see
this yesterday?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# If you did
it's my fault I asked him to post again
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# yep
a day or so ago. some twunt didn't 'get it'
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# ooooooooh 'ark at you!

Put the handbag down and step away slowly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# bastard newspapers.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# what is the address you send it to?
('Andeh', Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# i don't get it
only joking! i remember the one now.
send an invoice to the mail - make the scum pay!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Are they
lovin' it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# like
dis?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# What do you want?
Lots of change please.
*cue panic button..charges of robbery and a 4 year stretch inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Ah yes
you posted that the other day - like you said
so you could have just posted www.b3ta.com/board/2352632 when someone asked for a link
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Thanks
next time i'll link it
(Mushy pea, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Cheers mushy:)

And woo for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Continuing my fascination with animating the right wing...

Another c2fa.
(wingnutkj, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# but
he hasn't got any wings, or is she wearing a panty-liner?

b-dum tissss
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Looks quite dirty...
And that's a good thing, woo yay!
On a self indulgant note, I did my GCSE drama scripted performance last night and fucked it up a lot, eep...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# gcse
bloody hell its been almost 14 yrs since i did mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# 1988
christ
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# well
being 30 does make ya realise how long ago things were...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# i did mine the first year they were around
and all the papers said 'crap! easy!' etc.

now look at me. ha!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Bloody hell
That's when I was born... Crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# curse you!
curse you to ashes!!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# I wouldn't worry
nobody ever lost out in a job interview due to a low grade in GCSE Drama...

well, unless you're planning on working for McDonalds in a Hamburglar costume? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Heheh
Unfortunatly, it's the only thing I've put any effor into all year... In the next one which we have to write, me and some mates are basically doing Spinal Tap, should be a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# spinal taps been done
do bad news instead
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# dont worry
i think i fucked up in my french speaking yesterday
('Andeh', Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Nigella
you evil cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Nice jugs though
www.nigella.com/kitchen_product_page03.htm
(wingnutkj, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# cor
they really ARE nice jugs!

Right, the workmen have left, I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# shaking hands?
pubfight
(crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Sorry If Its Been Done

Q n N
('Andeh', Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Todays Daily Mail page 20
That's where my photoshop is.
I've now sent them 3 of my photoshops in the last month and they've printed all 3.
(Mushy pea, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# why not
post them here? they'll still end up in the paper ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I did
post them on here!
(Mushy pea, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# does it
pay well?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Nice one
got a link to the pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Sorry no
but if you get the chance, have a peep at page 20
(Mushy pea, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# But thats no good I dont buy the mail and would love to see it!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Scan it!
erm..Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# if you think
i'm buying the mail, you're wrong
a friend works for it and still i won't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Could your friend please kill it from the inside?
Every time I read the letters page, I get The Rage.
(wingnutkj, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# seconded.
They need a good Fire-bombing
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# seconded
let me phone her first though
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Daily Mail?
hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# They
paying you?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# The new Doctor Who series had a limited budget and had to make do with old BBC props.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)
# hehehe
but he was on ITV
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Boogie boogie boogie
my little fruitcake
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# metal bloody mickey
i hated him and his drunk gran
early 80s ITV hell
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# :D
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# oops. found info on him on the beeb, so assumed it was theirs
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# never mind
I'm trying to remember the name of those atomic thingies he used to eat like "scooby snacks"... they were meant to be toilet blue, or something
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# atomic
thunderbusters or somefink.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# sounds good to me
and google agrees:
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=thunderbusters
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# the
amount of tv trivia my mind picks up ...why cannot it not be full of useful stuff instead of shite....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Thats more
scary than any Cyberman or Dalek, anything that comes from the mind of an ex-monkey is a horrible thing
(DJ Skidz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# metal
mickey was itv wasnt it or am i just being pedantic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# you're right
and a pedant

and late :P ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# well
1 out of 3 is not too bad.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Domo might have to
go to the opticians

(DJ Skidz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] blind dog for the guides?




(if you look closely you'll see he's excited to be around all those guides)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# LOL
!

!

!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Threadjack,
I don't remember this part of Going Live?

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/goinglive/gallery/goinglive09.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)
# ew
And you can have it as a wallpaper?

BBC IN PAEDO PORN SHOCK!

I found this yesterday, which is also disturbing: www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/wallpaper/ballpaper.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Yep,
very disturbing.

69 DUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# ha!
It can't be real, yet it is.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Yahay!
Must send that to a few people.
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# you
obviously weren't concentrating ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# you dont remember the come-shot game?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# He got myquopia
poor chap
(lord Roystarn, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# we should never have moved into the new offices
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)
# good
olde q-bert :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# oh the memories!
Woo to you as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Yay!
hahahaha

although that game was bloody solid.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# MISCHIEF I DECLARE
SORRY FOR PUTTING MY STUPID POST ABOVE YOURS
YOURS IS QUITE ALOT BETTER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(pai, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# how silly
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Love it
Great board this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I concur!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# do you concur?
i concur.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I concur.
On that note, I'm off. Done 3 hours work this morning. I'm off to climb Mount Snowdon. See you Monday, or on a 999 re-enactment.

Ta ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# don't forget
the kendal mint cake
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# kendal mint cake
you get when in the lake district innit
(lord Roystarn, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Woo
Have a retro games woo yay that I've been saving for just such an occasion
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)
# how kind!
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Yay
but the poor chap looks a bit left out without bobble
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)
# You're right
I do need to re do it with both of them. And add more frames to make it a bit smoother. Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# No I think
the frames are just right, probably smoother than it was on the game. I used to love that game before it went a bit wrong with that rainbow one
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Agreed
The series definately went tits up with rainbow island. Wtf was that all about.
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# yeah yeah yeah!
q-bert was ace - until you made the spazz move and fell off. It was so blooming addictive too.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# did this a while back, not sure why

HUZZAH for q*bert
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# again!
awwww. poor little monkey
(crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I can see what's
on the mind of that cheeky monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Lurvely
lurvely lurvely
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# *hides under desk*
these are creeping me out! very woo, though
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Now that's very good
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
I love that one.

Good tones. (get her)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# the cat
doesn't know it's being watched.
The monkey and its pals are waiting to force the cat into the rodeo.
the monkeys ride the cats and make them leap. they wear stetsons and shout 'yehaa'
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# are you back again?
im worried that, like me, your going to spend all your time ion melbounre on the interweb! (i racked up several hundred hours in the local 'net cafe learning asp! the guy who ran it would bring me drinks and food and stuff- i was his most valued customer!)
(son of crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)
# yes but i do it from
home.

and i dont do anything as constructive as learn asp.
(crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I know it's

friday. But I've got that monday feeling. groan
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Woo
Does this mean you vote for Ay?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# TJ!
What would people do if they found a cd of hi-res publicity images of Jamie Oliver?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# well
I'd open photoshop of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# burn it hard
then send the video in to rob
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I
love that joke in bottom..
`how do you know these things?`
`I told you mate im DEATH`
`HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?`
`DEATH not DEAF`
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# hehehe
no caption needed, love it
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# woo!
he's deaf!
and he's death!

Has anyone seen teletext page 353? sub page 4?
They're advertising a Joel Veitch Kitten Video programme on Thursday, late night channel 4.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# do you think he knows?
bastards, ripping him off and crediting him for it - I'll bet they're even paying him, the poor waterberry
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Yes he does
he was here spamming it t'other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# All that's missing
is a caption.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Vote now
please...


A) Animals with jobs (sick_boy)
B) War? What is it good for? (justHere)
C) Clowns (Razor)
D) If all movies were made by Disney? (Herr Tezcat)
E) Un-Extreme Sports (WhoElse)
F) pangolins. they rule (100% Gibbon)
G) Straight Outta Compton. Gangsterise things (GlobaModule)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# A please bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# yes
A

or Eeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I worry about the weight of reposts
for A.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
#
they will be vast and encompas the world many many time and also it could tie anything with an animal in pretty much
(BigBobbyh, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# B
B is good
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# G
It ain't nothin' but a G thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
#
Word up, G
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# A please
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I'm sure that was EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# it was
I changed my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# A or G
G probably.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# OOOH!
D) If all movies were made by Disney? (Herr Tezcat)
(Big Chief who gots da fnuk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# d
d d d d d d d d
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# C
for clowns..
(radja, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Thankyou
for being the ONLY persons to vote for my idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# AAAAAAA
AAAnimals with jobs
(crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# A
please
i wanna see gibbons with hoses
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# muh?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# 46
DD
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
#
E.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Definately AAAAAAAA
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# A please
- fluffiness all round !
(Experiment 626, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# A
!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# a
like I'm going to enter
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Aye

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# is there
a mystery option h lurking around
(BigBobbyh, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# D
D for Disney
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# B
B
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# E
E E E E E E E E E!
I'm all for E!
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# B
in a totally unbiased way, of course

runs off to find inspiration for a pic...
then sees weight of support for A, and changes mind
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# A
or F

because pangolins do rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# A
or failing that, E. but mostly A
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I'll
have a:
B
No
A
No
B
No
A
Yes, A
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# E
E E E
...please
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# G
G
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# G
for me
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I'm going to say D
because it's my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)
# B
yes B
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# A
for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# A
or
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)
# E please
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
please.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# A is good,
but that already goes on a lot here,
so I'll go for E.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# A.
In all probability.

A
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# EEEEEEEE
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
#
, or maybe
(son of crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# How about
"What The Bulter saw"

Should get us closed down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# A
or E
('Andeh', Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Hay
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Hay?
Hay?

Only 'orses eat Hay!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# a or e
or should that be A&E
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# A
A
A
calm down
calm down
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# A
and a again

is this proportional representation or just a first past the post vote?
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# A
AAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# and we're coming onto the final straight
it's mostly A coming out early, but here's
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
on the inside track edging up
but doesn't seem to be making it!
Will E make a last sprint? Will A hold the day?

Um. I don't know.

C'mon E! :D
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Victorian Animal Farm...
cripes
Behold! I am enjoying bestial pleasures with a badger...
(Big Chief who gots da fnuk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Looks more like
the 1800's version of Sooty!
(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Badger Fysting....
...was a popular past time in days gone by - Queen Victoria herself was known to indulge, and as for Prince Albert...
(Big Chief who gots da fnuk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Woo to Beastiality!
"Move the ship out of the asteriod field, so we can get a better transmission"
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# That made me
Spit hobnob and choke.

Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Is it "Beastiality"
if only two (consenting) animals are involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# haha
have an 1870 American repost...
(dognutz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# That's one famous badger!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Badger loving freak


Packham loves badgers too....
(pompeydaz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Morning
Cheap as toast

This may be GC. Click on pic for bizarre talking household appliances. You'll need sound. What were they thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
# a Chris Tarrant toasted sandwitch maker...
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# talkie toaster?
I wonder if Rob Grant and Doug Naylor know yet?

toast sample 5 is worth a download for the best Arthur Lowe I've ever heard...

the sandwich maker's shit though
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# no...
no please... it cant be true..

that has just single handedly destroyed the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
#
the impressions are far too long as well. You'd have finished your toast and tea by the time they'd shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# i dont have sound..
but.. that is just stunningly awful..

hehe im gonna have to buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ohdeargodno
that's just SICK!
(mwybsb, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# .
(dognutz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Me first!
I would!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I remember her
She slipped Rohypnol in my cocoa one night !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Blimey!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I remember doing a 'Hand Jobs for The Blind' one once. Nice nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# but you
don't like to talk about you work for charidee...

I think Blind Dogs for the Guides could work too
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Arf!
If i get a moment I might just do that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Oh poo
throws half finished pic in trash
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Rubber
nurse.

Cor.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# i'd rubber nurse
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# helloooooooooo
redhead nurse!

relevant repost in link form due to it being early in the day...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# grrrrr
i'll donate!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Nurse!
Bedpan!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Ooh!
I know a girl who works for macmillan!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
# does she give handjobs
for crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# goodness,
there are a lot of hormones on here this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant would
™
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# worth
getting cancer.

I hope God's not watching this
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Form an orderly queue, chaps...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# E-X-C-O-M-M-U-N-I-C-A-T-E!


Kudos to Lemonhead for the perfect tag line...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# I knew
there was more behind religeon than being nice - the bastards are after world domination!!
(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# and disabled access
for all
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# That
is fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# excellent stuff
OOH! inspiration!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Here's a
relevant repost.



Oh and

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Why thank you!
Have one back...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)
# hehehe
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
#
That's a fantastic animation!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)
# heh heh
if only it were true
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
woo to you, have some mini spinning daleks
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# His name is Newton
(Fragger, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# oo hes pretty
hello little newton.. how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# or course
YAY for horrid slimy things that walk with legs upon the slimy sea
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# he's cool
if I write out commands, will he follow them?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Bless him.

Although he could do with some whitening toothpaste!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# hmmm
i'm trying to work out if he's dangerous or not....

woo
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# He attacks only the ugly
(Fragger, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Slight edit to my last Bush stop


Yes I know the yellow doesn't match.
(Hugh Jass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# hehehehehe
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
That had me laughing lots


but probably not for the reason(s) you intended
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I'd like to see an alternative
'bush stop'

fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# *snigger*
you said "Bush"
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Apparently
Bush is another word for c*nt
(Hugh Jass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
#
cent?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Don't be
obtuse
(Hugh Jass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I thought it was
acute joke...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# :oO
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Hamble Lechter



(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Lovely!
evil little doll, I always knew she would come a cropper.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It's just possible you're found one of the great undiscovered puns of the 20th Century - woo fucking yay!

Top pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
puns are like music. they say that in time every combination of notes that can be played will be played, so all music will just be repetition - in the same way, i rather think that over the last year or so, the puns on here have got more and more desperate.

fricking excellent picture, mind you...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Hee he he
yet another childhood memory tarnished by b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Isn't that
part of the new mattel line for 'modern kids'?
(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# i was in a museum
and they had that actual doll,

evil thing
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# I happened to see Eastbenders last night
and the bloke from Playschool was on as some sort of character or other.

He looked small then I remember
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# It
was him..? I kept asking my friend if it was, but she had no idea who I was on about - then missed his name in the credits...

Edit: The bloke kissing Johnny Ball...

For the life of me I can't remember his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Derek Griffiths.
Except, it's not him in Eastenders...I can't remember his name.

Oh and the woman on the right, just behind Floella Benjamin holding Little Ted...I remember fancying her.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# you
too ?...i thought i was alone in thinking she was lovely when i was little...now i know what that lovely feeling was...now it would be rampant sex olympics...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# My car
is, ahem, named Floella in her honour...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# that
means I can say with hand on heart that I have been inside floella !!!..great.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# That picture is an outrage
where's Brain Cant for heaven sake!!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# cant
...what a quality last name...you just dont get those on tv presenters now...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Read the caption
bbc.net.uk/cult/ilove/tv/playschool/gallery/playschool15.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Derrick Griffith
of Heads n Tails fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# that
is derek griffiths...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Derek Griffiths - woo!
I loved him as a kid!

Shame it's not him in Eastenders, I'd be almost willing to watch it regularly if he was...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I can't remember his
bloomin' name...its annoying me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)
# aha!
I thought it was!
derek something?
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# oh wow
and who said dolls were scary?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I can smell your cnut..
thru the little round window
(misspelt yoof, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)

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